KSI's movie is worse than you can imagine
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LMAO
bruh
My mans
fatneek lol
yo
umm
Is nobody going to talk about how Casper was literally caught on camera killing the dudes cat and nobody even gave a shit
I feel bad for mr pickles
@@jokerinthecarddeck1273 Fr he didnt deserve to be in this movie.
RIP do the Beast himself
I don't know an easier way to make someone stop rooting for a character then having them kill an animal.
I think pyro uploaded
KSI's reaction to Caspar saying the N-Word is honestly the best part of the movie.
he should've responded with i'm part south african
turns out it wasnt a part of the movie and caspar is actually racist
@@keeski8926 this is so disappinting... they should have triggor worning... smh my head
yes
Casper gamer moment
This wasn't even half as bad as all the other movies you've covered
This movie is terirble please don't defend it
I finally finished Breaking Bad, so now I can actually understand what is happening in these videos.
Everyone dies lol
Same
Hell yeah! I re-watched recently.
@@heywoah5211 thanks
In before he starts using Better Call Saul clips.
It took him 32 Seconds to make a breaking bad reference.
that's a record
There was also a split second one just 30 seconds later @ 0:57
JESSER!!
Tuco salamanca
He literally broke in his house and killed his cat. I am more for that guy, than the main character lmao
Vegans are awesome
That knocking in 33:15 was so realistic, scared me.
Why does Casper *always* sound like he's about to cry or currently crying whenever he speaks
true...everytime he spoke i want to kill myself
@@bao6649 That just means he nailed that part of his role, to be fair, even if he isn't a good actor overall. Credit where credit's due
"Ok."
he's South African
It sounds like he's going for a knockoff Michael Cera impression.
If the movie was called Laid in Amsterdam the movie would be over in like 5 minutes and I think we'd all be thankful for it
Didnt the Sidemen go there? Idk i watched that vid years ago
Bruh weed
Honestly this movie wasn't that bad compared to everything else on the market. Had a few cool gags too
@@zedaddy3530 The problem with UA-camr movies like this is that the UA-camrs themselves don't add much other than being able to advertise it, the best scenes are the ones with real actors in it, if you take the UA-camrs out of the movie and keep the funny gags its still funny
@@matthewhamilton2913 yeah Matthew Hamilton I completely agree with you. Altho there are some UA-camrs who'd make banger movies
I like the small refrence to Pyrocynicals newest video about Utopia at 17:32
When you realise a bottle of prime is more popular than the actual youtuber’s movie
Theory: Pyrocynical takes sponsors so he can practice acting so when Hunt Down The Freeman 2 comes out he can blow everyone away with his new talent.
"I wish I can be a actor..."
*Shows a clip seconds before he sealed his fate*
"The Aliens are invading! We've been compromised!"
But hey that’s just a theory
hunt down the freeman 2: "captain, we've made it to borealis, but I must warn you...
...THE ALIENS ARE COMING! WE'VE BEEN COMPROMISED!"
The hero in me is dead
@@jockeyfield1954 spit it out corporal
Watching the principal play the shite game reminds me of those mobile game ads where the person playing pretends to be a literal toddler
eks dee
@@meniimya5148 lloall
el em ae ou
Laughing My Ass Off
The name Pietre means something else entirely after the Utopia video lmao
no way you noticed that too
"fat man named pietre" is such a good easter egg
Yeah honestly was shocked when he brought up their fake name he didn’t use a picture of Pietre, since it’s SUCH a specific name
Pietre you say? Utopia stole from ksi
First, it was Logan Paul,
Then, it was Shane Dawson,
Now. It's KSI.
How long will it be until Pyro finally makes his Fred The Movie review?
Dont forget LELE PONS
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Lets please forget about Lele pons
he wont, he's too scared
Then the smosh movie
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 Oh no.
"Your arms look like Ramen noodles I could slurp you"
Pause
_hmmm_
Yo?
YOUD TEXT ME I LOVE YOU AND THEN ID FUCKING GHOST YOU
@@tm-vg4yq Now I'll have to binge listen them again for the whole weekend thank you.
"there are no accidents"
-master oogway
“Do you guys still have that super bad parody script we wrote when we were drunk?”
Trash superbad without mclovin ksi and caspar really had to plagiarize
Ah yes, the godfather, one of the best youtuber films out there
13:01
I never expected the kid to actually say the n word without a pass lol
everywhere i go i see your face
OK
Why are you everywhere?!
when will you grow a mustache?
fukin thor
Wow he has been working on petscop 2 for 3 years true dedication
Hope he will release review this year 😭
I will donate my kidney for petscop 2
The video is gonna be like 3 days long
@@piggy552 ill donate my spinal chord
He said he hasn't even watched the other bit of petscop
20:38 I just noticed what is happening in the background
An ad popped up and the first thing the guy says is what the
I love that pyrocynical’s ad reads are IH ad reads but just ten times more sarcastic
Pyro having to explain the lore behind his title to avoid KSI's wrath has me dying
Pyrocynical vs ksi when
cuz ksi fans going to d ride their idol and spam comments
@@ayubali2431 KSI is literally the pinned comment.
Pyro's editing is an acid trip
twomad's editing on the other hand...
And he somehow manages to shove a Bethesda game reference into all of his jokes
Jixaw’s editing is something out of this world
He doesn't edit all his videos tho, does he?
@@Drdalmation or breaking bad , or half life
17:32 oH MY GOD IT'S PIETRE-
FORSHADOWING??
For real his videos are so funny, unbelievable! Thanks pyro youre the best man!
"i wish i could be an actor"
He's already wiped hunt down the freeman from his memory
*war flashbacks*
@@Nate-vn8xx Sir the aliens are coming!
@@privatecheems9808 *screaming* WHYYYYYYYYY
I thought of the “bitch” and “ditch” rhyme when I was in 5th grade for a FNAF Rap Battle.
this is the most relatable sentence i've read all week
wtf
What in the name of god is a "FNAF Rap Battle"? Although the better question is, do I want to know?
"FNAF Rap Battle"
Tell me more.
"a FNAF Rap Battle"
17:31 that name just has so much more meaning now
18:57 where can I find this????
I think he’s just gonna keep uploading until he thinks we forget about PetScop2
we will never forget
I feel like at this point is so much revealed about petscop that pyro kinda thinks it's not as interesting to speculate about it and making theories
@@ilyakalinin1883 any recommendations for a good petscop dissection?
@@ekonomixx petscop reddit is the first thing that comes to mind. They pretty much got everything there. Also I swear there was an interview with the Tony Domenico(creator of the petscop) on some website but I can't find it
@@ilyakalinin1883 no he will make but on right time ngl he will
When KSI said "please don't" I felt that. Gotta respect a brotha who admit his past mistakes.
Wtfff?? That shit was Oscar *Worthy*
@@AstroSully more like Razzy
I don't think he actually took this movie seriously he just wanted to have fun
2:40 i cannot tell you how happy i am to hear pyrocynical using PREY (2017) music
17:32 is this foreshadowing the Utopia video?
*Pyrocynical becomes an actor*
His next video: "the next movie I'm in is worse than you can imagine"
burh
(Sponsored)
I’ve heard it’ll be based loosely on his furry RP saga (belches loudly)
Black Mesa in a nutshell
Edit: "YOU FUCKED UP MY FACE, NOW I GOT TO FUCK YOU UP"
@@uncledoughball9582 huge sweaty moobs
Pyro is haunted by 3 things, his 250,000 sub special, petscop 2 and “the aliens are coming! We’ve been compromised!”
Walter
But do you like fire trucks and moster trucks🤨
We might not get Petscop 2 but we might get Petscop 3
@@taxevasion4870 “Spit it out Corporal!”
@@deppstepp3330 I like fire trucks and moster trucks
26:33 god damnit pyro, got me with the EATEOT joke, i gotta finish that album
the loss of pickle is the greatest cinematic scene in history
What is it about low tier comedy films like this that think there's any kind of humour to be had from killing someone's pet.
they’re on the same tier as the films that categorize every character with different racist stereotypes and call it comedy
Its comedy at the end of the day. It ain't good comedy, but its comedy, nothing's really off limits, just make sure it's clever.
@@Will-bn9km nah being straight up offensive/racist and then saying “it’s just a joke” isn’t comedy lol
@@d.olluwu Ye obviously it shouldn't be done in poor nature (being offensive to be offensive) hence why I said you should at least be clever with it (every joke really is just a joke just for the sake of a joke, just be aware of what you joking about and make it clever).
@@d.olluwu by what metrics? Surely comedy only needs to be funny to be classified as comedy and there are people who would see that kind of thing as funny
I like how everybody forgot about Mr. Pickles death after 5 seconds.
top 10 saddest film moments
oh no
anyways
pyro u have the best editing that i’ve ever seen on my whole time on yt, with is probably like 14/15 years. always have my laughin out loud
i like how angela kinsey went from the office to mother figures in bad movies
Pyro should have an cameo in one of those UA-camr movies where he's in Samus cosplay and the protagonists hit on him.
There's no reason for you to comment that
@@anthraxiii7753 I don't need a reason, I need the fulfillment.
gay
I need this in my life.
Uhh, no
I'm surprised there wasn't an office joke because the Mom was played by Angela's actress
Lol she also plays the mom in tall girl
I was so shocked because I didn’t think she’d take up such a terrible role lol
Does anyone know where to find that video at 5:09? Or was it made just for this movie?
it was just made for the movie
17:31 this hits hard now
"The 40 yr old virgin"
*Starring all of you*
That hurts Pyro why do you do dis :(
Found the 40 year old virgin
Someone’s mad 😂
So what about Kimberly Page?
639 40 year old virgins detected
Shiiiiit i might be
I didnt expect Nigga my bones i cant stop laughing
I didn't expect to see you here saying this I can't stop laughing
Did this weeb just say nigga?? That's another level of weird
@@sbevexlr848 This guy listened to the song nae nigga nae nae too much...
@@aleeHOSA talking about the truth, you spitting it lol
Timestamp?
The flipping over of the drugs on to Caspers face was hilarious
why did i geniunely feel sad over mr pickles death
"Remember him? I barely do."
*Everywhere at the End of Time*
Holy fuck pyro this caught me off guard
when was that
@@mrscrambledeggs8776 26:32 You're welcome :)
@@abyssprimus thanks didnt even notice that quick joke
@@mrscrambledeggs8776 Yeah! The references and small details in Pyrocynical's videos are truly legendary.
Fuck i almost fell off my bed at this
The thing that youtube won't play a purchased movie in 1080p on desktop always pissmed me off. For some reason HD works on mobile devices, even on switch, but not on desktop. WHY
hello verified with one like
cheems
What
That's why I watch all of my movies on the Nintendo
I am now associated with you. Good luck.
22:44 How is this still on UA-cam? 😭
The cat's death, and the reaction to it actually did get me... I felt really sad after that.
IMPOSSIBLE
HE UPLOADED A VIDEO AFTER A WEEK INSTEAD OF A MONTH
IS THIS WHAT BEAUTY LOOKS LIKE???
Must be, we have been blessesd with something trully godly
Its what quarantine looks like,
and btw its because hes finished moving so he doesnt have a lot to do now
3 videos in 1 month
Bi Tsumugi
@MARA HENDRICKSON maybe not upload super regularly but he streams on twitch sometimes now
Pyro talks about 3 things
- Wives
-Breaking Bad
-Fortnite
Oh and I almost forgot Dark Souls
With a new addition being neon genesis evangellion
You're missing Fallout
and now he turned saren into a meme
Add death stranding too
and black ops
What's the song that plays at 8:32?
22:25?? whats that music from at 22:25 please help, I recognize it so well
As a South-African, I can confirm that this is exactly what we sound like and what we do in our lives on a daily basis.
Ya everyone here sounds like that, I don’t see anything wrong with it
@@cloudyjls4485 Fr tho- it's like a different reality of Australia
ja no bru can confirm
Ag ja lekke man
Yeah I’ve never seen a more spot on impression of South Africans
Can we talk about how in this movie that loves to say "no homo", right before the two leads have this "heartfelt" and "touching" hug, the lyrics "There's a lot of girls in this world but they have nothing on you" being crooned lovingly in the background.
I think that's a subtle joke, there's no way that's a coincidence. If it is, it's an extremely funny one.
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t hey fellow no name
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t can u explain the joke to me
@@mattchapman2054 haha gay
@@user-vf4oh1pd9t why did i expect complexity from a film called “laid in america”
I love that when you tried explaining the difference between a South African accent and a British accent by using a friendlyjordies clip.
He an Aussie mate.
0:26
Spam it, your welcome
Amber being hit with the shovel made me actually laugh
@@nudetaine1808 what
@@nudetaine1808 bro it is a script
For me it was goose getting knocked out the first time
Sheesh
*DUNG*
I love how isaac clarke is now an integral part of the pyrocynical lore
fr
shit mad funny tho
@@knightofnova1533 yeah, the ad reads are very funny and entertaining
isaac clark
@@actualgarbage8549 thanks mate
Pietre…hearing that name after the latest vid
22:44 what the actual fuck dude
Easter egg I suppose
The day pyro makes a video on Fallout New Vegas is the day humanity ascends
Did you see uberdangers new vid on the topic its great
@@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995 Best New vegas vid ive watched
@@alexandru5741 at the 3 hour point i was close to quitting but i pulled through
That would be awesome
@@rubensnderstrup-granquist2995 I'm an hour and ten minutes in I'm pretty hyped for what's to come
I actually laughed when KSI took the lamp to Amber's head.. Like genuine shock/laughter, probably the best scene from the whole thing
Lamp...? Wasn't that a shovel they had laying around in the basement?
Either that, or I'm more blind than Wu Zi Mu lmao
@@nob2243 nah it was a shovel
The real question is how in the conceptual framework did she survive?
@@nob2243yea he mixed it up with ksi hitting the jock which he did with a lamp
I’m retrospect, I love noticing the picture he puts up when he mentions Peitre
I like how this video brushes off Bobby Lee as Mr Lao from The Dictator when he’s a big name in podcasting comedy
Pyrocynical turning into Internet Historian every time a new video comes out.
youre just noticing?
Considering internet historian is like one of the most legendary cretors in this site I'm not even mad.
"Imitation is the highest form of flattery", after all.
I love how you said every time a video comes out as if his videos are not uploaded by his own conscious will
saint pepsi enjoyer
Lmao I love how casper just murders that guys cat and literally no one cares
poor cat :(
why do you love that
@@operator2393 idk man I ain't watching the whole video again to get you one
@@ogvamp2 because I have a raging hatred for cats burning in my heart
@@lectro2674 you have a cat profile pic
“Pietre”
- Utopia Flashbacks.
I was looking for someone to mention that!!!
17:31 Utopia moment
Ok so the line “you wake the sleeping dragon he might have sex with your face” is possibly the best scripted line in the history of all cinema change my mind.
I agree. But this has been topped by "It's Morbin Time"
Is nobody gonna talk about why Friendlyjordies wasn't credited for the short scene in the red shirt
lawsuit time bruz
I was bout to comment that😂
LAWYER UP STOOOOOOGGGGGGGGEEEEEE
Timestamp?
No favours for anyone but babes, stooge
Not addressing the fact the mom is Angela from the Office
Utopia reference
The Pyrocynical Timeline:
2016: MLG
2018-2018: Commentary
2019: Pewdiepie
2020: Movie Reviews
2401: Furry
Furry
Game reviews/video essays too
no, it's really more of:
2016: MLG
2018-2018: Furry
2019: Furry Pewdiepie
2020: Furry again
2401: Fallout furry
But.. he was always a furry tho
2017: le epic gamer
I did not expect to see
Angela Kinsey in a ksi movie
A FREAKING KSI MOVIE
She was also in the hit movie Tall Girl. her career is definitely going up hill
@@sleepycat1878 And as a mother as well for both lmao
Why are you surprised ksi has had songs with anne Marie, polo g, yungblud, Rick Ross etc.
@@ro-eu5fq but the movie was made back in 2015/2016 tho, KSI was far from mainstream back then
@@dvnhzq Lamborghini was before this.
Watching this video back, I heard the name Pietre (17:32) and immediately thought of Utopia.
the face ksi almost had a fight with wassabi and he’s in the same film as him… mad how times change
I think pyro is unaware that South Africans also pay for a tv license
I have lived here for 14 years, we need TV licences??
We still pay for tv licenses (although many don't :-p). If you watch the basic SABC channels/ radio stations you pay even if you have DSTV.
I dont pay tv license i dont watch tv i watch youtube.
the difference is that they can hunt instead if sitting down and watching gogglebox
yeah they pay a tv license not a telly license duh
This movies plot is remarkably similar to Booksmart directed by olivia munn, right down to the 2 virgins, a kidnapper, trying to get to a party, going into a wierd house to get to said party, only booksmart is an incredible movie
Utopia reference at 17:31
imagine being a lead in The Office then your career devolves into the mom in laid in America
don't forget she was also the mom in Tall Girl ://
@@elijahtrinidad8669 Most of the cast of the Office, have only really done the Office. Nothing notable besides that.
@@mhoward16GAMING watch your mouth. Ed Helms has done great things
@@owelboi871 That's a very good shout.
@@owelboi871 John Krasinski has also had major roles in some recent big blockbuster movies/shows
Let's be real, *Casper absolutely killed it.*
Not the film, I'm talking about that cat,
but my point still stands.
The cat is dead
They had us in the first half I'm not gonna lie
@@Ziggy.. if my cat, that i loved dearly and was getting ready for a big spotlight, was killed by a british white boy, i'd be so mentally scared, i'd say "we live in a society" unironically
@@jockeyfield1954 I'd kill them
@@lecommentar9851 i dont think children are capable of killing white men, maybe
4:11 *Literally spat my coffee all over my keyboard after seeing legosi pop up lol*
I love how everytime Pyro talks about anything related to acting there is a Hunt Down clip.
Says a lot that every movie made by an influencer has the plot of "get in relationship" and starts with some sort of sex gag.
It's so sad that Angela Kinsey couldn't find a good enough gig after The Office that she had to be in a UA-camr movie
17:32 utopia reference epic
Watched this a while back, I thought it was fine. Not good, not bad, but definitely better than the majority of these youtuber movies. Granted, this was me watching it without really knowing anything about KSI except the couple diss tracks that he did at the time.
33:14 bro that knocking sounded so real I thought someone was knocking on my wall 💀
Me too, when I watched this video for the first time I was falling asleep and it made me jump 😂
Same, I thought someone was at my door and got up and checked
Your profile picture is giving me diabetes
Yeah this actually legitimately scared the living fuck out of me just now, I've got a window directly to my left and its black so I was completely convinced somebody fucked with me by banging on it.
Bruh I legit read your comment like 1 minute before it happend and it still got me
I like how Pyro literally didn’t mention that the actor who played the woman housing KSI and Caspar is the actor who played Angela Martin in The Office. You know, the woman who married Dwight-
she is always the rich kids mom lol
she was the mom in tall girl too lol
poor woman is in so many shitty movies
@@inlander.wentruz jumanji
Who cares
17:30 is that a fuckin Utopia reference?????!?!
28:50 love that game, good reference Pyro!
"I didn't like the white woman who cried a lot"
Pyro, why you gotta repeat the things that I say when I'm working?