Shane Dawson's movie is worse than you can imagine
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First reply les go
Ight let me steal me mums credit card
No
@@_big_daddy_1659 congrats
You wot?
This movie is basically “gaslight” except it really sucks
This movie is like the version of gaslight that really sucks but it sucks even harder
More like "Les Diaboliques," except it really sucks.
I found it to be similar to Scream
Hey you're sponge man ice cone, aren't you?
Sponge man ice cone
Instead of “do it for the lulz” they could have had “smile for the camera” it has smile in the sentence and it connects with the fact that they kill on camera
IT WOULD MAKE TOO MUCH SENSE
Do you really think Shane Dawson is that imaginative?
Movie execs: Hmmmm... is it time for a reboot?
that bit at the end where they all chanted "I did it for the lulz" made me cringe so hard
And it would’ve aged better
*Sniff sniff* Smells like Vinegar and Edited comments in here.
I smell facts
BRO DID YOU JUST WRITE vin e gar as one word?
@@thatcooldudeisawesome876 what
@@MiguelAngel-go4ck the n-word
@@nietzam69 no
everyone 3 days ago : 31:30
everyone 2 days ago 31:14
BROOO FAX
Underrated comment
😂😂
a *good* UA-cam comment?? no way!
This might be the best thing I've ever seen.
so guys we did it, we made a good response
Yessss Leeds gooo
@provis345 p lol what's your point that's not his content
@provis345 p I mean i too used to rp 👁👁
@provis345 p That’s kinda why they’re private, *because if you invade someone’s privacy you are almost guaranteed to find something you don’t like.* Pyro’s dms were between him and a willingly participating person where he shared his own private kinks.
@@Cartoonshi ur mom yea
"I did it for the lulz"
- Friedrich Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil, 1886
But would you be prepared to do it again for Lulz?
役割分担するwwwww
-Karl Marx, The Communist Manifesto, also around that period.
Akio
@@Disciple_of_God. 元々そう言っとんねん、９８ページで、、多分ｗ
Everyone’s talking more about the drama than the movie, so I’m just gonna say that a plot about Shane going through with an overly cruel plan to screw over a single person for no good reason is the only smart thing about this movie.
You spoiled it…
@@IAmGodHimself777 You care about this movie enough to be annoyed by spoilers?
@@hypno-scream5652 Yes
@@IAmGodHimself777 Here's some advice, don't check the comments while watching videos like this, people always spoil
@@hypno-scream5652 exactly
Being a female myself I can confirm that awkward laughter is a must have in every female conversation.
You're sus
When the impostor is sus
sussy baka
These replies
What the fuck.
@@erykzysk3330 I have no clue
I love how every single actor in this movie is the budget version of an actual A-List actor that kind of looks like them.
Ikr
But they have Arbiter
who do they look like??
I have never seen Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson so genuinely pissed at someone more that that bts clip.
I wouldn’t mess with him, he’s a big dude, he could probably tear me in half
@@tileguy918 I'm surprised Logan was that ballsy
@@typicaltexan8927 me to honestly, seeing as Dwayne could end him in one punch
Logan could've got turned into literal neat paste if the rock decided to hit him
@@tileguy918 >hes a big dude
For you
Pov: your looking for comments relating to the video and not people talking about the "stuff"
i'm looking for someone talking about battle cats
@@navzy6211 meow
the thing is, what happened?
@@penguinesque3869 He was accused of grooming someone. He agreed he fucked up, but he was innocent and the accusations were false
Yup.
Me checking the comments:
*What the hell happened here?*
same im also confused wtf happened?
@@penguinesque3869 he was accused of being a groomer but he wasnt
Well old friend you've got three options :
-Another sequel to Shrek has swag
-Petscop2
- A response video to the allegation train you're getting rammed by.
Yeah mate I reckon a shrek is swag sequel will really make up for the whole
grooming thing
@-Ian Talley- brother is that vid comes out he’s a free man lol
@@gamingmoyai3950 if pyro releases petscop 2 I will forgive him for everything
@@gamingmoyai3950 LOL
I will forgive pyro, if he makes petscop 2
“Shane Dawson’s movie is worse than you can imagine”
Every 60 sixty seconds in Africa, a minute passes
"Together we can stop this."
If i use this much emojis i want
you to shot me
Heheh get it
@@CegeRoles yes
@@user-er8ie8id8j imagine stealing jokes from other channels
@@SnoppleWopple Wym
God I wish there were more comments about the actual movie.
fUCKING SAME HERE
I think you know this already, but this was when Pyro was accused of the allegations and before he made his response video. I do wish people would go back to this video and delete their comments since they are outdated now.
@@christianred9730weren't the allegations false?
@@declanjones8888 yes. I'm saying people who still have comments about questioning if the allegations are false or not are outdated because we have an answer now, so questioning it is pointless.
@@christianred9730 Fucking idiots always trying to go after somebody for no reason.
“Every day I wake up”
- Kyle Ren (Marriage Story)
Then i start to break up
Nothing says "we are edgy and understand the internet" like throwing 4chan references for no reason.
I swear these people think that 4chan is some sort of a terrorist group
@Shreyas Misra the latter half is way too much of a stretch. /pol/ thought there were wiccans casting hexes at Trump and tried to organize counter prayer threads.
Indeed
4Chan was always shit.
People remember the handful of screenshots of good threads they were almost certainly never actually involved with and seem to forget 95% of the actual 4chan experience being either people repeating those jokes into the fucking ground or just being '12 year old figuring out he can swear on the internet without mom finding out' edgy.
@@ROBOTPETER101 It turns out 4chan is just reddit in disguise
I still can't get over the clip of Logan Paul and Dwane, Dwane just looks so tired and pissed off with him.
"Nice haircut bro"
"yeah whatever"
@@quintonicsart9094 damn man nice pfp where did you get it and what is it
I mean it was a sketch they filmed together
@@aadedare54 In every joke there lies a little truth.
I love how everyone changes their opinions so fast.
Its called agreeing with the majority cuz its the Majority
@@skogen5357 bandwagon fallacy
@@twin-gk8of yeaj
Earth's smartest bunch.
Well, when substantial evidence is presented (i.e Pyro's response blowing the doc out of the water) opinions may change.
*People in the comments section going from supporting Pyro to hating Pyro to supporting Pyro again:* "Parkour!"
Your comment is edited your probably one of then to😪
The comment has been released after the response video so it was probably just grammar or spelling correction
The fun part of being late is watching this all fold out with some popcorn
What happened?
Average PyroLIVE chat
guys a youtuber made petscop. that means petscop is technically a UA-cam show. so pyro has to address the best youtuber show.
Y E S, All we need is petscop 2...
*PYRO, Make it happen...*
*Y E S S S S*
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just gonna invest in this comment really quick
too bad there’s no sequel
Shane dawson as the heartthrob is the most horrifying thing about this movie
i was rock hard in every scene with him what are you talking about
@@chokonnit7337 certified bruh moment
@@chokonnit7337 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The whole aura is off anyway
The ”heartthrob” would be more into her brother lol and it shows
Feels like hes trying to make up for something.
Conspiracy theory: pyro sacrificed Carson to save his channel
Lol
yesw
He did it for the lulz
It worked it's dead!!!!
Pyro:I am sorry little one
I find the most unrealistic part about this film be the fact that a bunch of 4Channers would allow a woman at their party
This Movie can be summed up as: CALLING SMILEY ON OMEGAL AT 3AM (PRANK GONE WRONG) (NOT CLICKBATE) (GONE SEXUAL)
This is a good comment 🤣
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@@thatboychris9990 are you on crack?
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@@user-ke1gn3ql1g holy shit lmao
This whole movie in a nutshell
“Lmao we dressed up as smiley and literally made someone psychologically unwell then drove her into suicide. But its just for the lulz xdddd”
Reddit the movie
trollface xDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD
@@piranhaplant2555 reddit gold
we did it reddit
@@gatedrat6382 We commited a felony
I look into the comments looking for people making fun of the movie and all I see is people talking about the old allegations, POV's, and edited comments about the allegations and his response...wut an interesting top comment section
like bra................
I don't even know what the hell is happening lol
IKR? i came down here to see people roasting shane dawson and all i got was months old irrelevant drama
Like what are the allegations even about, and why on this video?
@@nixthefox2008 essentially Pyro was accused of pedophilia and "grooming"
I like how all these dudes saying "I told you so!" were probably saying the opposite shit a few weeks ago.
so happy i never even thought of unsubbing LMFAO
I'd say about half but then again everyone defending pyro got dislike spammed so the comments wouldn't show up
"Are you mad?"
"No... no, I'm just disappointed"
100th time I’ve seen this comment
@@jayanimations494 no one cares
I’m mad dipshit
“Is that Kylo Ren from marriage story?” A perfect line
“Everyday I wake up” - Your sim wakes up everyday
A perfect edit
stunning
thumbs up
It is tho ngl
Aint it Nicholass from The Walking Dead
They could’ve fucking said:
“Smile for the camera.” It would’ve linked with the video chat and also not been “I did it for the lulz.”
"Smile :)"
"Run"
"Hes coming"
"Turn around :)"
Are like sorta good, it's way better than "I DId iT FoR THe Lulz"
Bro stole the comment
@@GrayVaaler my brother in Christ who from?
@@WSteppapigW who from? Cause I made this comment over a year ago and have literally no recollection
@@ted_the_kazooman2well another guy said this like 2 uears ago, so.
Shane Dawson just got in the movie to kiss a girl
BIG BRAIN
Imagine how awful this would be without Pyro talking us through
That's called muting the vid
And this is called not getting the joke
And this is ending the meme, lel.
I like turtles
i watched this movie with a few friends a few months ago..... i wouldve turned it off if i was alone because dear GOD
Dude getting sponsored by battle cats is a true league of honor few have earned
I'm so happy to see a Battle Cats ad
Matt Shea is the only other
Yo Aaron,ur pfp is kinda menacing
A lot better than uh
*RAID SHADOW LEGENDS*
How did he do it I thought battle cats only sponsor people who makes battle cats vids lol
I'm actually genuinely upset at myself for getting scared at the dumb jump scares through the video
True ending: Pyro does a chad move and uses his kinks to defend himself, and we finally can watch his videos in peace, even though we now know his secret.
we got the true ending bois
@@TFmoviesss I had to unlock the true ending by time stopping the day before he posted, it was the only way, also I’m dead now. Hell has great WiFi connection.
@@gamingmoyai3950 how's danny?
@@TFmoviesss idk maybe he’ll show up here at some point. The WiFi works.
2020 is truly the worst time to be alive
Yes
Eh I think there have been way worse times to be alive in the past
At least you ain't born before modern medicine and not get your head chopped open because of "a small headache".
It really fucking is
@@Helicopter7 at least in our generation
One year later and it would’ve been “I did it for the vine”
Done today it just would’ve been “Poggers”
2018 would have been "do you know de way"
@@batnacks and people reply with "yeah but who asked?"
@@batnacks
Or: I did it for the Primes
Every Comment:
"All these comments aged pretty bad"
Facts imma just try too find a normal comment for once
Joe biden aged pretty bad
At first, Smiley was scary to me. I had never seen the movie, but I have seen a picture of Smiley's face. That, alone, scared me. But now that I know the uh.. "story" with it, it's a lot less spooky.
I mean, the monster's design is still cool, even tho someone sewing their eyes shut and carving a smile on their face will never ever look like this
Same I remember seeing one image of Smiley in elementary school and all of us in class thought it was the scariest shit since slenderman
yo guys this is the first time I've ever seen a comment section turn into a memorial service, kinda surreal
**clears throat in kitty0706**
*clears throat in etika*
You were obviously never a fan of Fitz
*clears throat in ZeRo*
@Joshua James **clears throat in brain4breakfast**
I physically cringed near the end of the movie when they said "FOR THE LULZ!"
who the hell wrote that and thought it was a good idea
edit: Why are all the top comments up here about pyro not being cancelled literally on the word of some random teenager, did no one enjoy the video
C'mon mate this is obviously written by no other than Shakespeare
me
A horrible murder who stitched there eyes shut likes to say lol
I was just on that part and I burst out laughing when they said it like a bunch of nazis
Do you know what really would be funny? The trollface meme face
The lead girl's acting is like Kristen Stewart in _Twilight,_ but somehow *worse.*
99% grooming allegations
0.9% after his response
0.1% the movie
Now it's mostly the "after" ones. I just wanna see the allegation stuff, c'mon!
pyro made like 16 references to tf2 and yet we have never seen him play. this is blatant evidence that he is a schizophrenic lunatic
yeah i need him to play tf2 like once
His name is based off of pyro
He played the Xbox edition
Pyrocynical is pyro irl confirmed
Bro is pyrocinical = pyro tf2 bro
*So guys we did it, Pyro proved himself mostly innocent.*
Yes
@@nassrawi9779 indeed
250.000 thousand and still counting, the fact that we reached this number is just phenomenal
Funny
SynIsHere
Is this a good thing or a bad thing?
This is why you don’t form an opinion without seeing both sides fully
or until all evidence is completely out *cough diesel patch cough*
Why your comment edited
I was first believing him, then i had a melancholy moment then came back to believe him some days before his response
Nice edit
@@Joe-xo8en everyone is editing their comments dude
I see commenters saying how this and that didn't age well, but I don't see shit 👁👄👁
Haha same
Prbly deleted them
were you even on this comment section before his response?
@@theguyof360 no, I've always been here after his response
@@crazyaph04 ah well there were a bunch of comments before then basically saying rip pyro and that he's in the wrong lol
*So guys, we did it, we reached a quarter of a million mid-roll ads*
*laughs in UA-cam Vanced*
too funny 2 exist
Laughs in adblocker
@@natey9190 cries in mobile
@@anullojoe UA-cam Vanced my friend
Edit: I am sorry for ever doubting Pyro.
you might just be right
we might get more chungus content tho
*cries*
We maybe could get an apology video.
What a joy that would be to watch.
@@angelsalike9145
And memes, oh god the memes
I think that the fact they got the whole cast to condition themselves to say "Smiley" without cracking a laugh or smiling is the scariest part of this film.
aren't cops legal required to answer emergency calls?
Maybe the real smiley was the friends we made along the way
Wrong I'm smiley get nae nae
@@amagacelestial444 nah mate. I did it for the lulz
Do the stanky leg
then the friends you made will spike your drink, chase you around at night, fake murder themselves then will make you jump to your death for the motherfuckng lulz
:)
As a woman. As someone who grew up in the early 2010s I never watched Shane Dawson ever.
Thanks pyro. I'm now 75.
how the fuck does that work.
@@dominoshitposts8992 i guess it does
Also a female, am 30, never watched Shane either
Really feel like I didn’t miss anything except terminal cancer
@@ZombieSazza L M F A O
also, judging by your pfp, you're gorgeous! Keep up the good work sis
@@QWERTY-zk7yt you got a problem with buildings?
Pyrocynical did not groom that person. There is no evidence of this happening and i believe his apology was sincere. The fact that he had to disclose information that was private really sucks
Okay?
you don't groom people, you groom horses, duh
Honestly she should have told the cop that smiley was dealing drugs and DEA officer's from every corner of the globe would have jumped on it
NEVER in my life would've imagined that pyro would be UNIRONICALLY sexually attracted to Big Chungus
ugh and he was supposed to bully children when hes out there wanting to sniff his farts
HAHAHAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT
@@ammar4618 qqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqqq
He was supposed to bully pedophiles not join them.
@@ammar4618 BRAaaaaap
*The Bad Ending.*
damn im gonna miss pyro irs been an honor fellow gamer
Still can’t believe it
What happens tho?
I just want to load the save
Lol
The comments have aged like a hard boiled egg in a hot car
Yummy 😋 edit: I regret making this comment
Wait a minute, they really killed Ashley for no reason? Wow, that's high-tier storytelling right there.
It's so dumb cuz they literally explain they wanted her alive to spread the word
The whole movie is a self insert fan fiction about Shane getting back at a random woman who called him cringe on the internet
saying 'im an empath' literally screams sociopath
@@0bviouslyDave Same with any positive trait. With negative ones calling yourself one frequently does mean you have that negative trait.
Just like people who say they’re “bubbly” 😬
I’m also so humble
Oddly though saying "im a sociopath" doesn't scream "I'm an empath" it just screams "I'm edgy and annoying"
@@drpeppy635 not as humble as me. I'm literally the most humble person, you got outhumbled
The only way Shane could ever get a kiss back in the days, was if he wrote it into a movie script. Also Petscop 2?????
You are underestimating the amount of footage early Shane has with kissing minors. Now imagine all the ones that weren’t on camera.
We don't deserve Pets Petscop 2
@@leazerlazz3376 I love that this is edited and still says “Pets Petscop 2”. Also I completely agree.
@@townfool4682 I edited it because I spelled Petscop wrong. Didn't realize I said Pet Petscop
He didn’t write this tho
32:49 *Puts fingers up to side of head in a slight gun hand formation * "I really gotta clear my head."
The rats are crawling back, begging for forgiveness.
How the hell did they get Roger Bart and Keith David for this trash. They're solid actors.
Drake
I only knew keith david from saints row
Maybe they wanted to have fun
Money is money dude.
especially keith david. that arbiter voice is beautiful
If Smily was made today, it would
"I did it for the poggers"
I did it for the epic win
I did for the victory royale
I did it for the DUB
- Hey did you watch that new horror movie?
- No. What movie?
-"Poggers"
I did it for the shadow legends sponsorship.
Everyone talking about the fake allegations while Pyro predicted Fridays with PewDiePie's return.
Spoilers:
So the only reason why they scared, tortured, and killed this poor lady is... just because they could...
I both resent and respect the movie for that. Resent because it's stupid and respect because, other horror movies have overly complicated motives for the evil monsters that are stupid too, but to see a movie with a simple motive like this is oddly refreshing.
a good horror movie would have a reason with hints for the viewer to draw a conclusion themselves without giving a straight answer, similarly to cube
It wasn't just cuz, they wanted to make a boggy man but for some reason killed the person who would tell everyone about the boggy man so their efforts was literally for nothing
They did it for the lulz
Smiley turning out to be Lele Pons would've been a really interesting turn
@H1t0rm1s Ikr I'd shit my pants
@Gordon freeman same lol
@Nurse Natalie 👁️👁️
"The worst thing about betrayal is that it never comes from the enemy."
-Godfather
-Fat Tony
-Sun Tzu
Who tf is fat Tony lmaooo
@@ShayanSaqiba simps
ons
@Jaevyn Crosby i think is the guy from the simpsons
I mean isn't that the point of betrayal? Why would you trust your enemy. This quote is so captain obvious
Man I could go for a salad.
Ayup
Thanks Carson
I could go for a bacon rn
i cannot hear keith david without picturing rick n morty obama anymore
These comments have aged fast, and not well either.
I don't rekon they do.
Indeed, My comment aged very well
Yes
Which comments, I missed,
Prob the ones calling him a ped
I really like how Shane is trying to act nerdy by telling the girl her computer has a firewall. It's like telling someone their pencil has graphite in it then calling yourself artsy
lol so true
This is the best description
"1 GB of ram should do the trick"
“Quantum physics”
s c i e n c e
"yeah guys my computer is so good,
it has a firewall"
to everyone who believed the poorly constructed allegations,
lmao suck it
Kind Regards
Evantenario
maybe if everyone decided to make their own conclusion and not trust some random you-tuber, they would have seen he was innocent
what is this in reference to
@@flatP_ Turkey tom's accusation that pyro groomed a child. Everyone believed turkey at first until pyro whipped out the draw 100 card and unoreverse card on turkey.
@@PsycheWaffles Wow uno so funny!!!!!
28:33
"i did it for the-"
"i-i did it for the lulz"
"yeah, that's it. i did it for the lulz"
this will always be the funniest thing i will ever hear in a movie in my life
The fact that It came from a horror movie makes It even better
2022 movie
Your mom gae
Your mom gae
Your mom gae
(Some serial killer or something kills you)
The only way to protect yourself is by saying no u.
Bro smily just came to my house and gave me a free pizza :)
Rikishi did it for the lulz
@@formerunsecretarygeneralba9536 Joe the most scariest horror film to date
so guys we did it... Discord moderators are the catholic priests of tomorrow.
U love to assume all catholic priests are pedos...
@@catholicorthodoxperson6979 Yes I Do
@@catholicorthodoxperson6979 Yes we do
@@catholicorthodoxperson6979 its a stereotype but yeah.
People talking about pyros allegations and shit and how they’re false and blah blah but I’m over here looking at Tobuscus
0:47 I thought my headphones were running low on battery. Goddamn you pyro!
I can’t be caught dead being surprised that Logan paul managed to piss off Dwayne “the nicest rock in existence” Johnson
Dwayne "The Best Intentioned Mass of Minerals Currently Alive" Johnson
Get your names right, dude
Wait when n why?
@@MATT-660 I forgot the time stamp but mb the rock was telling him how he had one line, one scene, and how he wasn’t the main character, and Logan cuts him off and says “nice haircut” and forces a handshake/chest bump
@@Phoenix2.5D epic
He didn't actually piss him off. it was a bit.
My disappointment of myself jumping to conclusions is immeasurable and my comment is ruined.
Same
same geez
He was the chosen one
Nurse Natalie he was right about the fact that pyro is a predator but keen wasn’t right about anything else
Nurse Natalie yes atleast it wasn’t a French girl tho but it would be a bit more funny if it was
We won, Mr Stark
When the brit understands trigger discipline but the entire production team doesn’t
I could watch Pyrocynical narrate over how a pencil is made for 40 minutes and still enjoy all of it
🥵
Truuuuu
I just realised that this video is 40 minutes
So true
@@wk5867 wait it is?
Edit: It's alright gamers, we're getting Fat Cry 2
and NO PETSCOP 2 😭😭😭😭
_Fine, I'll do it myself_
We're getting farts in our laps
@@LordKotal we're counting on you Marshall
It's gonna be fat furry fetish 2
Ah yes a /b/ party where tear gas isn’t leaked through the vents in the first 3 seconds of party, and everyone got to leave alive and with their lives/wallets
"Ive never yelled at you guys"
5 seconds later: *ANGRY YELLING*
Tbh I’m more scared of Shane Dawson’s hair then I am of the scarecrow with a botched plastic surgery
perfect
Why did you kill this teen? Well your honour she posted nsfw in general and she didnt say my keanu reeves big chungus fanfic was wholesome
Not poggers
that wasn’t very poggers 100 of her
i mean we do now how much pyrocynical likes big chungus.....
@@humptetydumptety He likes the orbs in front of Target
The policeman sounds like Rick and Morty's USA president
the irony of the video on the shane dawson film being sponsored by battle cats
Pretty sure everyone here is more sad than mad.
"A few people laughed, a few people cried, most people were silent." Has never been more true.
Edit: Congrats mr pyro
very true
pyro was one of the youtubers that i actually liked. His humor, sarcasm, content and personality is why i watched and liked him so much
way more disappointed and sad rather than mad right now
he was one of the most respactable commentators and one of the most subscribed
How about both, since it's a literal child and he knew what he was doing. But it is pretty sad to see him go through corruption..
I’m disappointed
im disgusted
Her friends be like,
"JUST KILLED A WOMAN, FEELING GOOD."
Inniters truely are in every corner of the platform xD
Damn inniters back at it again lol.
"feeling kinda cute might kill somebody"
innit to win it
I will admit i like Tommy and Techni, not Dream tho
POV: Your looking at the comments wondering if anyone spots the JoJo references in his videos
This seriously sounds like a bunch of UA-camrs having a circlejerk about how evil internet trolls are. It's the internet troll version of Paparazzi.
Pyro: "because I'm not a woman"
His fans: *yeah, ok*
Damn, i just got that.
@@JP-gt7xn explain it pleae i wanna laugh to the funny
I don't get it
@@ovenoven9788 just google 'pyrocynical cosplay'
@@mochamadarsaaditya4249 ok what is happenning.
Why this make me even more confused.
Pyro always sounds like he's talking scripted and unscripted at the same time
It sounds scripted, but then he goes on a rant about something completely unrelated
@@dat_cats4354 sounds about right
He is.
@@dat_cats4354
Pyro in a nutshell
that means that it’s a well written script
at least he still has more subs than morgz mum after this situation