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  • @matthewforce
    @matthewforce 4 роки тому +5615

    "This is a pretty common thing in horror movies"
    *shows Spy Kids*

    • @mohafetz9870
      @mohafetz9870 4 роки тому +4

      Yeah 😂😂😂

    • @roderrickgaming9949
      @roderrickgaming9949 4 роки тому +50

      Typical Pyro

    • @warpz6095
      @warpz6095 4 роки тому +10

      Aerosynthesis thank you for explaining the joke

    • @multiname4195
      @multiname4195 4 роки тому +108

      What's your point. Spy kids was so unbelievable scary I literally shit myself while watching it

    • @Sunimec
      @Sunimec 4 роки тому

      When?

  • @paprikachile1801
    @paprikachile1801 4 роки тому +3674

    “Horror movie”
    *Shows Spy Kids*

  • @tullius1289
    @tullius1289 3 роки тому +3450

    "I collect knives" pulls out the most generic looking knife ever seen

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 роки тому +254

      Would you carry your expensive rare knife around with you or would you rather just have one of the generic ones incase shit goes awol?

    • @onyourleft9273
      @onyourleft9273 3 роки тому +18

      @@kawabatayuri Same but for me with Shoes

    • @player3616_
      @player3616_ 3 роки тому +81

      Knife looks like a Roblox 2007 SFOTH default sword that was shrunk and blackified

    • @supasoljas7824
      @supasoljas7824 3 роки тому +9

      @@bloodyhell8201 Awohl? Do you mean AWOL? Away Without Official Leave? That is just desertion

    • @bloodyhell8201
      @bloodyhell8201 3 роки тому +15

      @@supasoljas7824 yes, i meant away without official leave
      Yes, i'm aware it means desertion
      My point stands, when i said "go awol" i meant "get out of hand in an unexpected manner"

  • @ragingpanty
    @ragingpanty 3 роки тому +1235

    that moment when you realize Kazan's final escape was to enter cube2, just look at those bright white light lmao.

    • @dale3723
      @dale3723 3 роки тому +54

      Holy shit

    • @ogvamp2
      @ogvamp2 3 роки тому +35

      There are an infinite amount of cubes

    • @anaccount4354
      @anaccount4354 3 роки тому +7

      hes the only one that really died

    • @icarus1416
      @icarus1416 2 роки тому +28

      He entered the cube at the end of cube 3.. chessman was kazan

    • @Sandlerverse
      @Sandlerverse 2 роки тому +7

      @@icarus1416 chris isn't kazan but is in the same shoes as him.

  • @changeabletornado2828
    @changeabletornado2828 4 роки тому +4082

    Pyro: Quinten is the first person to appear
    Cheese grated man: *Am I a joke to you?*

    • @myrul233
      @myrul233 4 роки тому +30

      Like this reply

    • @bran9019
      @bran9019 4 роки тому +60

      Birb no

    • @johnjr2196
      @johnjr2196 4 роки тому +21

      @@myrul233 lmao make ur own comment than

    • @noblechief4023
      @noblechief4023 4 роки тому +6

      Not funny..Didn’t laugh.

    • @cedrick25
      @cedrick25 4 роки тому +34

      @@noblechief4023 splish splash your opinion is trash

  • @cherrykin7667
    @cherrykin7667 4 роки тому +5658

    Quinten: *a well thought out character*
    Simon: *stabby stabby*

  • @officerwaifu6408
    @officerwaifu6408 3 роки тому +281

    To makes things worse, they forcefully confirm that Kazan is one of the creators / monitors of the cube / torture in Cube Zero and was handicapped as punishment for helping people escape. Which is in and of itself horrible because brain damage and disability are not just super conveniently interchangeable things.

    • @quinnmarchese6313
      @quinnmarchese6313 2 роки тому +19

      the implication of Cube Zero was that Wynn was Kazan, but there was no confirmation except his desire to go back to a differently colored room

    • @stretchscreamers
      @stretchscreamers Рік тому +34

      @@quinnmarchese6313 the creators of cube zero said that they aren't the same character but that kazan did have the same fate. Which in my mind, is bullshit. Also cube 2 and 3 were made by completely different people so I don't count them as being Canon.

  • @soullesstomato1669
    @soullesstomato1669 3 роки тому +217

    "People are trapped inside the cube. The cube is bad. There are traps. I have to pay my ex-wife's alimony." - something that would be funny to make fun of

  • @AlexTenThousand
    @AlexTenThousand 4 роки тому +2214

    I legit f*cking lost it when Woman jumped into a Windows Movie Maker effect.

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 4 роки тому +4

      lol

    • @theratman6718
      @theratman6718 4 роки тому +61

      35:04

    • @BlackDogsAndLadybugs
      @BlackDogsAndLadybugs 4 роки тому +48

      I was just in stunned silence. I couldn't speak or breathe for like ten seconds. Probably didn't blink either like damn.

    • @brittanysteele5079
      @brittanysteele5079 4 роки тому +12

      we moved on from Woman, Alex. It's kate- I'm getting r/wooshed dammit aren't i

    • @lukeistrash5940
      @lukeistrash5940 4 роки тому +2

      @@brittanysteele5079 r/woosh

  • @micahbell5322
    @micahbell5322 4 роки тому +3623

    Everyone: "make petscop 2"
    Pyro: "you guys heard of C U B E"

    • @comrademuds1951
      @comrademuds1951 4 роки тому +46

      Holy fuck I got baited, I legit thought this was petscop 2. Fuck you pyro for that title.

    • @gloonked
      @gloonked 4 роки тому +16

      You rat, Micah.

    • @pizzatime7433
      @pizzatime7433 4 роки тому +7

      I legit thought this was petscop 2 for a minute when I saw the title
      Pyro is basically pulling a gabe Newell on us

    • @lorenshancock4476
      @lorenshancock4476 4 роки тому +4

      Pyro have you made Petscop 2 yet?
      Pyro: Well yes, but actually no

    • @jakecoffey2277
      @jakecoffey2277 4 роки тому +4

      You rat

  • @AnOptimisticNihilist
    @AnOptimisticNihilist 2 роки тому +464

    What sucks is that even if Kazan tells people about what happened, nobody would believe him because of his disability.

    • @dsnever3041
      @dsnever3041 2 роки тому +1

      Bruh

    • @cleversmart0303
      @cleversmart0303 2 роки тому +18

      Honestly, nobody would believe him, regardless of his disability.

    • @genoob5843
      @genoob5843 Рік тому +16

      @@cleversmart0303 nah if someone was charismatic enough, he could convince people that it really did happen. Don’t forget that flat earthers exist.

    • @raul-aurelianserban8295
      @raul-aurelianserban8295 Рік тому

      you mean brain damage but yes

  • @itsDavoBro
    @itsDavoBro 3 роки тому +418

    Honestly the best part of the original Cube was when one of the characters stood on that piece of broken glass from the girls broken glasses and they figured out they could have just stayed in the room they met in because it was the one that rotated to the exit space.
    Fucking brilliant.

    • @Alicechan3
      @Alicechan3 2 роки тому +54

      And logically it makes sense too! If you're gonna dump someone in a moving labyrinth, why go to the trouble of depositing them in the middle when there's so little effort in just leaving them by the "entrance."

    • @Roxirin
      @Roxirin 2 роки тому +42

      Dropping in a whole year late just to say that it was the girl who stepped on the shard of her own glasses, which I think adds a certain *chef's kiss* to it all

    • @dominiklis6261
      @dominiklis6261 6 місяців тому +3

      @@Roxirin Which considering the fact that she was the one who wanted to stay, makes it even better.

  • @jewipede_5
    @jewipede_5 4 роки тому +5858

    Honestly, the cube was a movie that didn’t need a sequel

    • @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325
      @owlismyfavouritecolorflame2325 4 роки тому +148

      i fell like they could have made a sequel, but this is shit

    • @victorcates9330
      @victorcates9330 4 роки тому +169

      Doing a direct sequel is too obvious. There are horror movies that have similar emotional journeys, involve people being trapped in an single environment (with a central intrigue) or have similarly bleak tones. 'Saw' felt similar to Cube. An acquaintance of mine who hated Cube (and hasn't forgiven me for recommending it to him) made tonal comparisons to a 2008 finnish film called Sauna (which he has forgiven me for recommending to him).
      The problem with a Cube sequel or prequel is that they would have to subvert expectations in a radical enough way to depart from the original and avoid the temptation of providing cheap answers to questions left unanswered by the original. A cube sequel would kind of have to be the anti-cube to thwart expectations.

    • @jewipede_5
      @jewipede_5 4 роки тому +18

      Victor Cates i do agree with you, but i do think that if they made a sequel, they could have done better

    • @cubbleshasreturned6968
      @cubbleshasreturned6968 4 роки тому +21

      Which is why it doesn't. In my mind. Cube 2 was just a parody of that movie

    • @jewipede_5
      @jewipede_5 4 роки тому +6

      That would make much more sense for them to make such a shitty movie

  • @fredwood6107
    @fredwood6107 4 роки тому +7458

    They should rename Cube 2 to Square because the characters were 2-dimensional.

  • @LS-kr3sh
    @LS-kr3sh 3 роки тому +117

    Why do movies always have a character that hacked the pentagon like how is that even possible

    • @thelastdunkonian2846
      @thelastdunkonian2846 2 роки тому +18

      WAKE IP THEY HIT THE PENTAGON HOLY SHIT THEY HIT THE PENTAGON

    •  2 роки тому

      For the sake of gaining information instantly. I got into software engineering major because of all these cool gigs in movies (begin with Matrix), but holy crap, I still feel like it's just a hollow dream to do all that even with my knowledge right now.

    • @LS-kr3sh
      @LS-kr3sh 2 роки тому +3

      @ Yeah, that’s what I mean. It’s impossible or nearly impossible to hack the pentagon, especially in a short amount of time.

    • @rubub8455
      @rubub8455 2 роки тому +11

      they just typed 10001110110100 on their computer and said "I'm in"

    • @Jusuff
      @Jusuff Рік тому

      Gary Mckinnon would like to have a word with you

  • @redrappy8794
    @redrappy8794 2 роки тому +52

    I give this movie credit, the man saying “where are the goddamn numbers” means he was in the old cube. pretty creative

  • @mints5066
    @mints5066 4 роки тому +2030

    "horror movies"
    *shows spy kids

    • @sysouls1599
      @sysouls1599 4 роки тому +47

      Bro that movie was a spook fest...so scary

    • @enricobianchi4499
      @enricobianchi4499 4 роки тому +30

      boi when i was a kid i was fucking TERRIFIED of the hand people things

    • @aidanangeles3336
      @aidanangeles3336 4 роки тому +3

      @@enricobianchi4499 haha lol. Tough

    • @GDRunny
      @GDRunny 4 роки тому +5

      **staring jacksfilms as: the human thumb**
      Edit: i just realized I don't know who the guy whose head is fucking huge

    • @thenano9037
      @thenano9037 4 роки тому

      I like lele pons hahahahahaahahahahhahhaah

  • @lopson8683
    @lopson8683 4 роки тому +19472

    When I saw the thumbnail I was legitimately scared that Logan Paul made a sequel to Airplane Mode.

    • @plasmaticlmao
      @plasmaticlmao 4 роки тому +391

      Same I was terrified

    • @recyclingbin_
      @recyclingbin_ 4 роки тому +463

      Almost game ended myself

    • @HussiAli123
      @HussiAli123 4 роки тому +192

      Almost about to commit not living

    • @recyclingbin_
      @recyclingbin_ 4 роки тому +119

      @@HussiAli123 About to commit broken neck bone

    • @faye.378
      @faye.378 4 роки тому +97

      I was about to kermit sewer side

  • @THE1vbLLover69_
    @THE1vbLLover69_ 3 роки тому +215

    "So Worth disappoints himself, before the world can do it for him." I don't know why, but I love that line. Also, amazing work all around for this video to be honest.

  • @kit627
    @kit627 2 роки тому +34

    i noticed that pyro skipped over leavens death, which confused me because her death was shocking.
    Quentin opened up to leaven when he “kidnapped” her, which made us think that he trusted leaven and didnt want to do any harm to her.
    obviously that changed as he gets more and more aggressive as each scene goes on, but when he stabs leaven and kills her, it just goes to prove that no matter who you make amends with, they can always *stab you in the back.*

    •  2 роки тому +9

      I was confused when he says she is a blank slate. She shows over times that she has a great dislike to... people below her, like, sorry, Kazan (she grumbled when Kazan has to pee, when he blocked her way when she was counting the cube's dimension with steps, and when she was agreeing with Quentin to leave Kazan), and became pretty arrogant when she became the key for identifying the traps. "Brain over beauty" like she said.
      However, when they were stuck with that power prime and prime problem, she felt powerless, then was shocked by Kazan's ability on that one. She can be on his side now from times to times, perhaps for the way to keep him alive and for her to survive, but at the end, when she bonded with Worht about the outside world is filled with boundless human stupidity, she is the one who couraged him by saying, "I can live with that.", showing that she can and will consider the people below her, like, I'm sorry, Kazan.
      On the other hand, she became more hostile and stood up at the person she relied since the start: Quentin. "Stay away from me." and all those, especially shown after Holloway is gone. She's the only woman, a girl at that, among the group now, especially with Holloway's suspicion of Quentin's fondness of young girl before.
      I'm not fond of arrogant characters, doesn't matter even if they've gone through development, so she's not my favorite, but I got to say how they handled her character is pretty brilliant too. All of them are, until the sequel.

  • @NJzinho
    @NJzinho 4 роки тому +1858

    "oh shit its petscop 2"
    -that one dude who was wrong

  • @markpennington5654
    @markpennington5654 4 роки тому +5692

    “The blind girl giving her insight”
    very funny pyro.

    • @scooble_
      @scooble_ 4 роки тому +50

      Just now realized this joke...

    • @yemustbebornagain2049
      @yemustbebornagain2049 4 роки тому +8

      Liam McFadden I don’t get it?

    • @omogHL
      @omogHL 3 роки тому +66

      Frankenspine BLIND girl giving her inSIGHT

    • @fortyforty-seven1061
      @fortyforty-seven1061 3 роки тому +30

      ill get my blind friend to say a few words:
      tryetutehght rhheturdyrtuejfh

    • @fortyforty-seven1061
      @fortyforty-seven1061 3 роки тому +5

      government of canada you are doing fine 👍

  • @hexium_
    @hexium_ 3 роки тому +113

    There were parts of cube that actually terrified me, like genuine fear, especially as they were walking through the sound activated trap.

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan1630 Рік тому +23

    Y'know, the scene in 2 where they stumble across their own bodies, dead of dehydration, could've been better if they weren't all in unique clothes. Stumbling across their own bodies, with the only indicator of who's who being the name printed on their jackets; otherwise an empty husk.

  • @slushyisdead
    @slushyisdead 4 роки тому +2046

    "the blind girl giving her insight"
    aight.

  • @absolutelysolid3011
    @absolutelysolid3011 4 роки тому +2289

    This is the closest we’ll ever get to Petscop 2

  • @Sebb747
    @Sebb747 3 роки тому +19

    One thing I like about the cube is that the characters really act reasonable. Like, when they point out there's three numbers, I immediately thought of coordinates. And the characters did, too! When they found the side wall, but were up high, the realized they needed to get down. I know it's a small thing, but it's so annoying that some movies build "tension" because the characters don't get out or stand still for absolutely no reason but that the plot wouldn't work otherwise.
    Also, there are far fewer cubes of a single prime than primes below 100, so it makes actual sense that they got lucky for so long.

    • @tiagoviana263
      @tiagoviana263 2 роки тому

      Nerd Explains explained it pretty well, but when they found out a certain set of numbers, they should've waited for the cubes to move and they would be at the bridge room to the exit. But obviously that wouldn't be fun in a movie, because plot

  • @Matt-qu3lt
    @Matt-qu3lt 3 роки тому +81

    When the man gets cut into chunks, he was actually cake

  • @discountfunnyman
    @discountfunnyman 4 роки тому +2295

    Fans: “So can we have the Petscop sequel n-”
    Pyro: “I’m taking this cube thing with me”

    • @MemeMan42069
      @MemeMan42069 4 роки тому +24

      god damnit, I love that movie.

    • @koshavinka2995
      @koshavinka2995 4 роки тому +23

      *Holloway smiles as she is being lifted*
      Quentin: "you know me doc... I don't ever quit.."
      *Prowler's theme plays as Holloway falls to her death*

    • @hybridxg2204
      @hybridxg2204 4 роки тому +10

      Not gonna lie, I am so glad that pyro even said something about this movie or I would never know about such a good movie

    • @bobthebugman337
      @bobthebugman337 4 роки тому +5

      God that’s a legendary reference. Thank you.

    • @stinger59605
      @stinger59605 4 роки тому

      HybridXg same

  • @henryschrichte
    @henryschrichte 4 роки тому +2391

    This isn't the Petscop 2 we asked for, but it was the Petscop 2 that we deserved.

    • @datboigroovin8200
      @datboigroovin8200 4 роки тому +26

      Dj Greasy Waffle no, it’s the petscop 2 we deserved

    • @duckrobot3399
      @duckrobot3399 4 роки тому +13

      The distracted driver no that is petscop 3

    • @hchich2528
      @hchich2528 4 роки тому +10

      Petscop Cube

    • @ethan2163
      @ethan2163 4 роки тому +14

      Cubescop

    • @ichezee1138
      @ichezee1138 4 роки тому +3

      UA-cam unsubscribed me from Pyrocynical... wtf youtube

  • @n.3133
    @n.3133 2 роки тому +49

    I often come back to this video, or the ones about The Platform, Cry of Fear or Far Cry, when I want to listen to something familiar that lasts long enough (for the auditory stimulus / attention regulation). I really enjoy listening to you actually give genuine comments and analyses on media, especially because of your personal style.
    I know they take tons of time and effort so I can't say like "hurry up lol", but I always look forward to the next one :)

  • @a.k8185
    @a.k8185 3 роки тому +61

    I remember there being a entire game based off Cube,having shoe throwing and traps

    • @geocube5359
      @geocube5359 3 роки тому +14

      Half dead

    • @geocube5359
      @geocube5359 3 роки тому +7

      And write in youtube cube movie game and there is the best game remake in the world

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 3 роки тому +5325

    I love how he's allowed to show extremely realistic CGI gore but he can't say "kill"

    • @dagaminggoose1401
      @dagaminggoose1401 3 роки тому +4

      @Lemon Demon what fid

    • @dagaminggoose1401
      @dagaminggoose1401 3 роки тому +3

      @Lemon Demon ok

    • @glitchon7151
      @glitchon7151 3 роки тому +25

      @@Lukeriel This is off topic, and nobody asked, but my grandma killed a baby possum.

    • @kevinhowery6060
      @kevinhowery6060 2 роки тому +2

      @Garcello can you give me enough information to find said video

    • @toxic_shr00m
      @toxic_shr00m 2 роки тому +31

      If you're talking about the guy dying in the intro of Cube, that's not CGI; it's a practical effect.

  • @RelentlessVegas
    @RelentlessVegas 4 роки тому +796

    Pyro 2014: MLG
    Pyro 2019: Let's talk about cubes

  • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
    @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 роки тому +190

    "the only thing scarier than a big, unbeatable government or corporation watching over you is no one at all" is such a fantastic line, but it also made me think; is this the logic behind religious people? because although I am very secular myself I understand the comfort of feeling like everything has a purpose, that there is something above us that finely tuned everything, and the concept that there is nothing watching us is terrifying. maybe that's another parallel you could draw to this movie.

    • @slightlyoffensivedadjokes
      @slightlyoffensivedadjokes 3 роки тому +17

      @@mattmurphy7030 that's a really really good take and I really agree. us humans try to find meaning in our universe and our existence because we need to. to think that humans are completely accidental and have no intrinsic or bigger meaning is inherently uncomfortable and most people just can't accept that. religion is the most common coping mechanism, because it's comforting to imagine a creator who gives us a purpose and beauty, but the reality is is that there is no empirical evidence to prove this and there is no obvious purpose. not that the pursuit of that purpose is necessarily pointless since it's just to bring us comfort, but life just is, with all its cruelty and bliss, it just is.
      and yeah, we are left with is relationships, and there will always be people who will consider others a threat and stop us from uniting together, and frankly we can't do anything to eliminate that thinking. we can never unite as human beings, and that's just our nature.
      yeah I really appreciate your take and I think this movie does a really apt job of portraying this specific perspective.

    • @widen698
      @widen698 2 роки тому +8

      I'm a little sleep deprived right now so forgive me for referencing the sequel, but if I remember correctly the prequel third film actually "reveals" what happens when someone escapes the cube. (I don't want to regard any other film as canon save for the first one but bear with me) and what happens is that after they enter the white room someone asks them if they believe in God or not.
      Here's my personal take though. The cube is definitely a reference to nihilism and different responses to that seemingly insurmountable problem, death. Some people just accept the absurdity of it and have already given into the whimsy of the entity, others fight and kill each other for a brief escape in a power fantasy, one may just be trying to make it and then you have people like Kazan who seems to have everything already figured out yet isn't capable of properly communicating how he got to his conclusions with the group.
      The dim, confusing rooms throwing people from one place to the next with no guidance. The silence of a seemingly unmonitored box totaling somewhere around seventeen thousand rooms only broken by these rooms shifting and confusing the layout further. The unknowns as to if you're the only people within the cube. The fear of finding someone who had preceded you. The fear of death by dehydration and starvation, outside of the traps.
      It's a machine, like any other. Yet it leaves so many questions unanswered; Why was it built? Who built it? Where are they? Why us? Do they want us to live through this? What are they going to do to us if we get out? Are they even here? If we get out, where will we be? How do I know what kind of sensors the other room is using? I can't do math, what do all these funny numbers mean? And so on, and so on.
      It feels analogous to life to me in these ways, an unguided experience save for the people that surround you giving you advice they've figured out already. A scary march forward with no real ending to be seen than to just be another casualty of the cube itself. Questions upon questions about what your purpose is, and how you can survive. Wondering if the intentions of those around you is pure or not. Is there a higher plan to this machine? Or are we merely just victims of circumstance here.
      I really didn't like the twist ending that Cube had though, I genuinely think that Leaven, Worth and Kazan all could have made it. Quentin was so far beneath them and had to navigate so many potentially trapped rooms without boots, bait or Kazan it's so inplausible that it's going to persistently bother me forever because no book nor film can recreate this genie in a bottle that was Cube (1997).
      I don't think I'm going to re-experience discovering this movie for the first time, but I can remember what it was like. This pure fear of the unknown, terrible titan of a slaughterhouse. Because I can imagine what it'd be like to wake up there, and I believe that everyone who has seen the movie has had that thought of combating pure, unfettered nihilism.
      Also sidenote that Worth shows up in Stargate and has a similar character to this movie, most notably his character arc from nihilist to hopeful and joyous. Though he's definitely more neurotic there.
      Edit: I just realized I didn't even touch on the theology side of things, dammit

    • @mcbedo6568
      @mcbedo6568 Рік тому +3

      @@slightlyoffensivedadjokes I am a religious person, so my take is naturally biased. But I really wouldn't go so far as to "lmao religion no exist hrrbrdrr look at them all they do is cope" even if I didnt, because that's just one way to shit on many people's beliefs. You may have not put it that way, but it certainly comes off as offensive.
      My purpose for believing in my religion, is because my prayers have always come true. I'm not shitting here, they always have, even in my darkest times. Let me admit here, I was far from a religious person, if anything I was an agnost. Believing that a God existed but not really caring about following His rules or worshipping Him at all. I wasnt faithful in the slightest nor did I care about the concept of religion as a whole. If someone convinced me perhaps I would've become an atheist entirely.
      And then my life just...changed. Now, I have no reason to disbelieve in it. And the case is true for many people.
      Its not just smth we blindly use to cope with the fear of there being nothing, because in modern day many people are athiests who legitimately believe there is nothing after death and no God that will hold them accountable, and they seem to be living with that just fine. If they can then so can we. And many of us do.
      But then why do we believe? Because we found things that helped us believe. Historical and religious landmarks, real life events coinciding with information in holy books, wishes getting fulfilled, prayers being answered etc etc, our reasons for belief is different on a case by case basis. But we have found our proof, and that is why we believe. We do not "cope".
      I hate this "there is no proof" argument. "Its smth we cant see ergo it doesnt exist". Seeing is not always believing. Many years ago, the existence of bacteria wasnt even acknowledged since it was smth we couldnt see. But later on we found a way to discover it. How are we so sure the same cant happen here?
      How can anyone say science is the definitive proof, when science is openly admitted to be ever changing? Just cause people cannot find proof of God now, doesn't mean it will never find it.
      I wont force my ideology of "God is real and religion is the absolute truth" on you or anyone with this message, because that is not my point here and I could care less about anyone else's religious beliefs. Its these subtle jabs at the concept of religion i see everywhere that get me talking.
      Again, my take is incredibly biased, I admit, and I also acknowledge your point did not revolve so much around religion as it did around purpose and unity. But those few lines set me off, so here's my incredibly long tangent.

    • @hadookin47
      @hadookin47 10 місяців тому

      ​@@mcbedo6568Wait bro, nothing has any inherent meaning, that's all. You can crrate your own. But if you claim something exists, it'll only be a claim unless you also have some sort of convcing proof/evidence. Otherwise, theoretically anythying could be anything, but evidence and proof are needed if people value truth and fact, trying to understand reality as accurately as possible, to describe and understand reality. We needed confirmable, observable, testable proof of bacteria in order for the claim that bacteria exists to have any credit at all. If you said you believe in god, and people point out that there's no scientific/material proof of the existence of god, they're simply pointing out a fact, you can still have your personal beliefs and bias, but if god existed I'd only want to believe in it because it was the most evident and logical conclusion, aside from EVERY other possibility, free from contradictions, fallacies and my personal feelings.

  • @switchblade6
    @switchblade6 3 роки тому +61

    This is a prime example of just because something is good, doesn't mean it warrants a sequel.

    • @ethanwashoe5868
      @ethanwashoe5868 3 роки тому +5

      But I think it did warrant a sequel they just did a terrible job. Different writer and director. Should of been the same people expanding on the same vision

    • @coltforceplayz5285
      @coltforceplayz5285 2 роки тому +2

      “PRIME”

  • @SpinningTurtle66
    @SpinningTurtle66 4 роки тому +4910

    The cube seems terrifying, whereas the sequel is a Fortnite funny.

    • @lqu
      @lqu 4 роки тому +36

      WHAT THE FUUUUUCK!? WHERES MY FORTNITE FUNNIES!? *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE_*

    • @alotofpain9926
      @alotofpain9926 4 роки тому +42

      the cube is minecraft, hypercube is fortnite.

    • @cemeterygore
      @cemeterygore 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah! The cube actually interested me and I felt chills pass through my body as Pyro summarized it/showed us clips. But when he got to Cube 2, I was just waiting for what happened next. + the ending wasn't satisfying(to me at least). Cube was one of the movies that didn't need a sequel.

    • @christianred9730
      @christianred9730 3 роки тому +3

      @@alotofpain9926 minecraft isn't scary

    • @alotofpain9926
      @alotofpain9926 3 роки тому +13

      Christian Red have you been in the mines?

  • @IwinTHEGAMEOFTHRONES
    @IwinTHEGAMEOFTHRONES 4 роки тому +1400

    "Mom, can we have Petscop 2?"
    "No we have Petscop 2 at home"
    *Petscop 2 at home:* CUBE

    • @malcolmzeah7660
      @malcolmzeah7660 4 роки тому +2

      DragonbornX45 I’m surprised this has no comments👽

    • @blondfutura4467
      @blondfutura4467 4 роки тому

      aggiN

    • @buttermilkjesus408
      @buttermilkjesus408 4 роки тому

      Hell yeah nice profile pick

    • @RostoyaEgarov
      @RostoyaEgarov 4 роки тому +1

      Boot it

    • @sesame4401
      @sesame4401 4 роки тому +5

      “Mom, can we have a good comment section”
      “No, we have a comment section at home”
      The comment section at home: @DragonbornX45

  • @wockreaper
    @wockreaper 3 роки тому +48

    In conclusion, cube 1 was like portal. Cube 2 was like Gta online but the children that play it are on lsd too.

  • @FlurryPie0
    @FlurryPie0 8 місяців тому +4

    So the main characters of Hypercube are:
    1. An Actually Decent Character (Kate)
    2. Thirsty Girl
    3. Knife Lover
    4. Nerd Emoji
    5. Pasta name
    6. Todd Howard
    7. And a Boomer
    Yea, this movie has a great cast

  • @Beastofdestruct
    @Beastofdestruct 4 роки тому +1192

    "Cube 2: Hypercube" sounds like a bad 2011 UA-cam parody

    • @youtubesucks1111
      @youtubesucks1111 4 роки тому +9

      It sounds like a gamecube ripoff

    • @lunarpurin8974
      @lunarpurin8974 4 роки тому +12

      Cube Zero sounds like an edgy 2005 anime based on Cube.

    • @restfulflames9855
      @restfulflames9855 4 роки тому +4

      Cube two: electric cubealoo

    • @denied9
      @denied9 4 роки тому +1

      Looks like one as well.

  • @archangelaudio.7002
    @archangelaudio.7002 3 роки тому +15

    I'm glad UA-cam made Cube (1997) free and not the other ones 💖

  • @crumbo8121
    @crumbo8121 3 роки тому +49

    Without even realising what's going on he's already game ended.
    -Pyrocinical

  • @StrangeCreatureOfUnknownOrigin
    @StrangeCreatureOfUnknownOrigin 4 роки тому +1443

    Pyro: if someone narrated the opening scene, the whole aesthetic would be ruined
    Also Pyro: ‘a man wakes up in a room unfamiliar to him, dazed and confused...’

    • @matheusfinco9333
      @matheusfinco9333 4 роки тому +14

      Noice

    • @christopherlowery3797
      @christopherlowery3797 4 роки тому +119

      I know you’re joking, but having an analysis video narrated is far different than watching the actual films themselves. He’s describing the aesthetic to us, as opposed to trying to have us experience it. That would require watching the films themselves (which, at least for the first one, is highly suggested).

    • @jeltje50
      @jeltje50 4 роки тому +17

      @@christopherlowery3797 yeah pretty much. This video essay have a very different purpose than the movie.

    • @xxxxxx5868
      @xxxxxx5868 4 роки тому +5

      you're finally awake

    • @theasexualidiot4803
      @theasexualidiot4803 3 роки тому +1

      *welyn in the background*

  • @canadiangopnik7007
    @canadiangopnik7007 4 роки тому +581

    "Usually a common trope in horror movies" *shows spy kids*

    • @ashton3357
      @ashton3357 4 роки тому +42

      I see no problem, Spy Kids is fucking terrifying

    • @venator0405
      @venator0405 4 роки тому +9

      Yes! Yes! You got the joke!

    • @joaom3234
      @joaom3234 4 роки тому +5

      I actually had nightmares from those thumb people when I was a kid.

    • @canadiangopnik7007
      @canadiangopnik7007 4 роки тому +1

      JoaoM oof

    • @3ur0maticz3ro4
      @3ur0maticz3ro4 4 роки тому +1

      I actually had fun with Spy Kids

  • @TheMysticGod1587
    @TheMysticGod1587 3 роки тому +12

    I love when Pyrocynical does in depth movie reviews like this

  • @biskitboi2476
    @biskitboi2476 3 роки тому +24

    "I don't wanna be Mr. Cynical" That was his father, call him Pyro

  • @Geek69420
    @Geek69420 4 роки тому +3204

    Pyro: "worst sequel ever"
    Me: oh petscop 2

    • @ElderlyAnteater
      @ElderlyAnteater 4 роки тому +9

      got my hopes up :/

    • @flyershockey2886
      @flyershockey2886 4 роки тому +24

      plus “you’ve never seen” vs “you’ve never played” in petscop 1

    • @brotherbup7425
      @brotherbup7425 4 роки тому +15

      @@flyershockey2886
      What? You've never seen Petscop? Psssh! You know it's... entertaining, right?

    • @1r587
      @1r587 4 роки тому

      Fockin' 'ell Pyro

    • @Duckiesmh
      @Duckiesmh 4 роки тому

      EY BANGER PYRO love ur stuff man. I try to be as funny as u in my videos and u inspire me to chase my dreams and put hours into my videos love u man NO HOMO and i got one of ur m2's

  • @GODofTimewaste2
    @GODofTimewaste2 3 роки тому +5764

    I actually just realized something that might be interesting.
    The only person to escape the cube is kazan, right? Well he happens to be the only person who probably wouldn't be believed if he managed to tell someone what happened.

    • @_Mark41
      @_Mark41 3 роки тому +583

      That's dark

    • @l3wdlemon708
      @l3wdlemon708 3 роки тому +120

      It's called cube zero

    • @navebushes5717
      @navebushes5717 3 роки тому +395

      Hunter Thomas I really don’t want expo for him though. I think it’s far more interesting without an explanation

    • @_Mark41
      @_Mark41 3 роки тому +48

      @@navebushes5717 same

    • @ei7388
      @ei7388 3 роки тому +112

      Watch Cube Zero it explains SO much! Including why Kazan was the way he was. Might even be my favorite of the series. I don’t like too many cliffhangers where the audience is meant to draw their own conclusions, but this ties up loose ends! Great prequel!

  • @SynthStar846
    @SynthStar846 3 роки тому +2

    Pyro, I’m rewatching some of your old video right and I hear at the end if the video right before the outro that that song from Okami. The feel of nostalgia is amazing so thank you for that!

  • @Thememester6500
    @Thememester6500 Рік тому +5

    2:05 i spit water cus of this joke ... thank pyro

  • @MrNuclearturtle
    @MrNuclearturtle 4 роки тому +1224

    Something that I love about that opening scene is that the character who got sliced in the beginning is part of the same group as the other characters, poor bastard just took the wrong door and never met them since they all arrive within the same proximity as each other, which gives an idea how big this place is since they never run into his corpse.

    • @ethanfreeman9243
      @ethanfreeman9243 4 роки тому +138

      Nuclearpoweredturtle Just think of all the other potential group members. In fact, if things had gone differently, It could have been a totally different group.

    • @reniwatches
      @reniwatches 4 роки тому +55

      Ethan Freeman it would’ve been awesome if the sequel told that other group’s story

    • @bellaraine5263
      @bellaraine5263 4 роки тому +3

      They did run into Rennes corpse.

    • @wa1976
      @wa1976 4 роки тому

      Hi

    • @No_Sleepee
      @No_Sleepee 4 роки тому +20

      @@bellaraine5263 He was talking about Anderson, the person who died before Quentin appeared. Rennez did meet the other group, but he was killed off

  • @AlfredSoul
    @AlfredSoul 4 роки тому +838

    "Also, we have the blind girl giving her insight"
    Good job.

    • @uncertainsubscriber4815
      @uncertainsubscriber4815 4 роки тому

      Blind girl giving insight? Did they watch The Langoliers for a tad bit inspiration.

  • @justaweirdo3707
    @justaweirdo3707 3 роки тому +14

    This video made me ask my dad to watch Cube.
    Thank you. It was magical.

  • @xdecimal6470
    @xdecimal6470 3 роки тому +7

    I want,
    *jerry fiddling with his watch ASMR 10 hour for studying and thinking*

  • @ThePikeOfDestiny
    @ThePikeOfDestiny 4 роки тому +3510

    Man: gets ripped into several pieces
    UA-cam: lmao thats badass
    Pyrocynical: says dead instead of game ended
    UA-cam: *audibly loads shotgun*
    edit: thanks for the mold kind stranger I will tie my wife up to a tree with it and tell her I love my daughter more than her

    • @jackmarch1628
      @jackmarch1628 4 роки тому +3

      I was about to comment this as well 🤣

    • @cepelinas3632
      @cepelinas3632 4 роки тому +5

      UA-cam: Shame.

    • @Whispangle
      @Whispangle 4 роки тому +5

      I see a hentai

    • @cherrisoda892
      @cherrisoda892 4 роки тому +1

      Nice

    • @crdell3442
      @crdell3442 4 роки тому +2

      Evan Sweitzer i feel inclined not to like it because it’s at 911

  • @funnyusername5396
    @funnyusername5396 4 роки тому +647

    my favourite part is where they make a Karen joke ahead of its time
    Holloway: “my name’s Helen.”
    Worth: “yeah you seem like a helen”

    • @BIastProcX
      @BIastProcX 4 роки тому +5

      Did she take the kids?

    • @HarambaeXelonmuskfans
      @HarambaeXelonmuskfans 4 роки тому +1

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    • @hudsen3492
      @hudsen3492 4 роки тому

      funny username 420 likes

    • @hgb0632
      @hgb0632 4 роки тому

      Oh helen you blind bitch

  • @blackelephantchild
    @blackelephantchild 3 роки тому +5

    21:40 Pyro brought in that Rayman 2 music and I went on a mad nostalgia train, thank you.

  • @edgeworththeedgeyone4779
    @edgeworththeedgeyone4779 3 роки тому +5

    0:14 me when I relies I’ve been roasted

    • @wiggler_01
      @wiggler_01 3 роки тому

      He's here the edgyest man is the world

  • @bruhmoment5948
    @bruhmoment5948 4 роки тому +26829

    I hope I'm not the only one saying this, but I unironically love when pyro makes videos/reviews on whatever he wants, he is so well spoken and entertaining to listen to.

  • @x-menlol1613
    @x-menlol1613 3 роки тому +1823

    Hey, if Quentin just died in that sound trap then the rest of the group would have lived

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 роки тому +16

      I would say yes, but i gotta see the whole review again to see if theirs anything wrong with this :/

    • @x-menlol1613
      @x-menlol1613 3 роки тому +151

      @@zeoky5068 well the older woman (can't remember her name) might have died, cuz no one be able to grab her if she went out of the cube, but the other 3 defo could have lived.

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 роки тому +6

      @@x-menlol1613 yeah you're right, you get a good job from me

    • @zeoky5068
      @zeoky5068 3 роки тому +5

      @@x-menlol1613 also the older woman would have died either which way then

    • @x-menlol1613
      @x-menlol1613 3 роки тому +30

      @@zeoky5068 ya, so only 3 of them would have lived if Quentin died in the sound trap, I wonder if they guy who couldn't stop speaking was trying to help the others. Probably not, but u can wonder.

  • @rockymeatball7388
    @rockymeatball7388 2 роки тому +2

    16:44 - The last brain cell dying during the final exam.

  • @oranplan1630
    @oranplan1630 2 роки тому +4

    Every time I watch this I get so invested in the recap of the first Cube movie that I forget this video is about the sequel

  • @atlas1811
    @atlas1811 4 роки тому +489

    27:07 Imagine waking up in a bright white room and then Todd Howard comes in and tries to sell you Fallout 76.

    • @budakbaongsiah
      @budakbaongsiah 4 роки тому +2

      S E N T T O H E C K

    • @nyarlathotep3564
      @nyarlathotep3564 4 роки тому +2

      Hell itself.

    • @marvi5962
      @marvi5962 4 роки тому +2

      Id want to hang myself too

    • @tal3783
      @tal3783 4 роки тому +4

      @@cakefromthefuture8566 walked right into that Gamestop, same as us, and that brainlet over there.

    • @ignacioseco1299
      @ignacioseco1299 4 роки тому

      What the hell

  • @songbird6414
    @songbird6414 3 роки тому +4793

    “The only thing scarier than a giant, unbeatable corporation or government watching over you is no one at all.” Has to be one of the most insightful and terrifying statements I’ve ever heard from a review.

    • @russhu4265
      @russhu4265 3 роки тому +255

      That’s why Portal 1 is pretty scary if you go into it blind. You’re put into sterile, empty test chambers with nobody but a robotic voice guiding you. There are obvious rooms meant for monitoring you everywhere but they are all empty. Valve did a fantastic job

    • @bookreader2832
      @bookreader2832 3 роки тому +57

      That’s why I’m scared of darkness I don’t know what’s there maybe nothing but if it was I wouldn’t know

    • @deeeznuuuts9406
      @deeeznuuuts9406 3 роки тому +44

      Yea when I heard that line I was like...
      Yea why do think so many people believe in a religion

    • @taxevasion4870
      @taxevasion4870 3 роки тому +50

      - The Man who Made MLG Teletubbies

    • @asilva5021
      @asilva5021 3 роки тому +6

      @@taxevasion4870 lmao

  • @Breadman64
    @Breadman64 3 роки тому +23

    Cube is now my favorite movie, thank you Pyro for introducing me to it

  • @rogaldorn605
    @rogaldorn605 3 роки тому +4

    30:30 the mgs 3 menu music in the background was a nice little easter egg

  • @Skleeck
    @Skleeck 4 роки тому +2565

    Quentin looks like Freddie Mercury if he was half black.

    • @mrwootenplays7227
      @mrwootenplays7227 4 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @zimtheailen1919
      @zimtheailen1919 4 роки тому +5

      Is the actor Eddie Murphy?

    • @louiemeister9646
      @louiemeister9646 4 роки тому +12

      Skleeck holy shit he does

    • @thefallingsun9542
      @thefallingsun9542 4 роки тому

      If you hide his chin and hairline it's spot on

    • @rhino5250
      @rhino5250 4 роки тому +1

      Melissa Chapman I’m so confused at your comment can’t tell if I’m gonna get r/whooooosh’ed if I call you out 😂

  • @goterdordel7385
    @goterdordel7385 4 роки тому +588

    The Netflix devs are gonna be so confused why all of the sudden 1 millions people are watching the Cube

    • @NakaJhon
      @NakaJhon 4 роки тому +21

      I was about to search it right now while reading your comment lol

    • @ian12121
      @ian12121 4 роки тому +6

      @@NakaJhon I just looked at it and it not on it

    • @neal2399
      @neal2399 4 роки тому +5

      Datz10 it’s on Vudu for free with some ad breaks though, so there’s that

    • @b2crazyeye
      @b2crazyeye 4 роки тому

      Not on netflix if you want it you can find it on tubi tv

    • @bobelito6452
      @bobelito6452 4 роки тому +2

      anyone who wants to watch any movie free, go to twitter and search for popcorntime then download ther link. for mobile you can download cinema time in the appstore

  • @n9go
    @n9go Рік тому +3

    I did notice the names. You mentioned how Quentin is a reference to San Quentin. I noticed that if you put 'Leaven' and 'Worth' together, you get Leavenworth. Fort Leavenworth Kansas is where military go for prison.

  • @X-SPONGED
    @X-SPONGED 2 роки тому +7

    Quentin : *an interesting character that gets actual character progression and flips the goody two shoes protagonist stereotype*
    Simon : *a TF2 dead ringer amby spy main*

  • @AmyelidaK
    @AmyelidaK 4 роки тому +2630

    The CGI in cube 2 looks like a 3rd grader trying blender for the first time.

    • @AmyelidaK
      @AmyelidaK 4 роки тому +22

      Probably wrote the script, too.

    • @dessnom4333
      @dessnom4333 4 роки тому +6

      maybe a newborn

    • @khn4048
      @khn4048 4 роки тому +2

      Atleast the 3rd grader didn’t it better than this

    • @CRAZY-M6641
      @CRAZY-M6641 4 роки тому +3

      On a Windows Vista

    • @turkey2143
      @turkey2143 4 роки тому +1

      Nah, I think it is grown ass adults making this. But also I think it would go better if a 3rd grader did do it.

  • @TheDisturbingPanda
    @TheDisturbingPanda 3 роки тому +2938

    Quentin start of the movie: "It's okay, I'm not going to hurt you"
    Quentin end of the movie: Killed most of the characters

    • @notaugustus2076
      @notaugustus2076 3 роки тому +40

      Me vs the person you tell me not to worry about.

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 3 роки тому

      Well he only hurt Holloway with that slap. Her death occured with her falling into an oblivion and crashing into God knows where, and she hurt from only that, most likely

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda 3 роки тому +32

      @@IABITVpresents he killed the final characters...

    • @IABITVpresents
      @IABITVpresents 3 роки тому +27

      @@TheDisturbingPanda And that also.
      Piercing Leaven through the chest with the door handle, and attacking Worth as well
      But he only said "I'm not gonna hurt you" to Holloway...

    • @TheDisturbingPanda
      @TheDisturbingPanda 3 роки тому

      @@IABITVpresents he said that to Leaven to

  • @1MNUTZ
    @1MNUTZ 3 роки тому +4

    The Cube is brilliant because it's like a metaphor for life we are all in a cube going from cube to cube to cube trying to find our way out only to realize we will all end up in the same place we started from. From life to death and from death to life.

  • @R-SXX
    @R-SXX 2 роки тому +2

    I watched cube as part of my final exam at my 3d school - I enjoyed it so much, that I also changed a bit of my concept to have more of this exit room type of gameplay in my build. Love that movie.

  • @BogusmanTheSwagman
    @BogusmanTheSwagman 3 роки тому +2452

    These Mr Beast challenges are getting out of hand

    • @awesomeguy_ion6754
      @awesomeguy_ion6754 3 роки тому +7

      Yo that’s crazy

    • @yesno8273
      @yesno8273 3 роки тому +59

      Last person to get brutally executed wins 10 million dollars!

    • @Not_silv
      @Not_silv 3 роки тому +17

      Twitter will take this personally

    • @lucac7316
      @lucac7316 3 роки тому +21

      This is what happens to the people that get cancelled

    • @lucac7316
      @lucac7316 3 роки тому +3

      On Twitter

  • @oceanman2811
    @oceanman2811 4 роки тому +671

    Did you guys know that the set contained just one cube, changed to different colours by means of gel panels. Since it was a time-consuming process to change from one to another, the film was not shot in sequence, rather colour-by-colour. The red gels were the first to be installed, meaning all scenes in red rooms were shot first. As it happens, red rooms contain the most dialog-heavy scenes in the film, including Worth's big "there is no conspiracy" speech to Holloway. The film had a modest budget and a tight schedule, and David Hewlett recalled being very apprehensive at shooting scenes that contained pages of pure dialog on his part very early in the shoot. He also felt that Worth's line "Well I feel better" after his rant to Holloway rang immensely true on a personal level, as the remainder of the shoot was much less dependent on his memorisation.

    • @basedpump946
      @basedpump946 4 роки тому +16

      Modest budget? They only had 350k. That’s practically nothing for movies.

    • @connairmoo2368
      @connairmoo2368 4 роки тому +13

      @@basedpump946 I think modest means smaller

    • @francescawhite4166
      @francescawhite4166 4 роки тому +6

      @@glitched8975 modest means a smaller budget.

    • @MikeMine2000
      @MikeMine2000 4 роки тому +4

      I expected as much. Seems like they just made a/some extra panel/s for when they opened any hatches / when showing an opening to another room recorded from the outside to the inside. which is pretty genius and money efficient.

    • @oceanman2811
      @oceanman2811 4 роки тому

      @My Secret Account its the 90s, where the age of CG and green screen is new and considered bland and ugly in movies

  • @dondotta8304
    @dondotta8304 Рік тому

    some of theese edits are great thanks man

  • @montgomeryfitzpatrick473
    @montgomeryfitzpatrick473 Рік тому +2

    "They took my rings, they took my Rolex"

  • @Schytheron
    @Schytheron 4 роки тому +706

    The old lady in the sequel looks like Morgz mum in 15 years.

    • @strangerale4196
      @strangerale4196 4 роки тому +5

      More like tomorrow

    • @frederick9211
      @frederick9211 4 роки тому +5

      i would like to know why he takes probably days to make a video on logan whilst his fans are fucking going ape shit about him not making petscop2

    • @rowan-priince1860
      @rowan-priince1860 4 роки тому

      G i l f

    • @LTG550
      @LTG550 4 роки тому +5

      @@frederick9211 He clearly stated in one of his videos that petscop has a lot of new footage to analyze and he's trying to review it without making it boring.
      That or he just doesn't want to upload Petscop 2

  • @hector9161
    @hector9161 4 роки тому +733

    I could legitimately listen to Pyro talking about movies for 100’s of hours

    • @NEWmr180787
      @NEWmr180787 4 роки тому +10

      I agree, I hope we get more videos like this, especially positive videos talking about the good parts of cult classics.

    • @Nathan-gn6bn
      @Nathan-gn6bn 4 роки тому

      Ok noob

    • @jaredcolejohnson573
      @jaredcolejohnson573 4 роки тому +1

      I'd kill for a Pyro video reviewing Alien

    • @RyanDatGuy
      @RyanDatGuy 4 роки тому

      ok noob

  • @nikorek1470
    @nikorek1470 3 роки тому +2

    Cube: Indie game
    Cube 2: "it just works" - Tod Howord

  • @VelociraptorAnimations
    @VelociraptorAnimations Рік тому +1

    cube one's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually better than you think.
    cube two's plot: people in a spooky box but the plot is actually worse than you think.

  • @bryanenriquez7048
    @bryanenriquez7048 4 роки тому +507

    11:42 "this is a pretty common trope in horror movies"
    *shows spy kids*

    • @Do2it1all4jav
      @Do2it1all4jav 4 роки тому +6

      Holy shit that played when I saw it

    • @trstnap
      @trstnap 4 роки тому +1

      original name thats the joke

    • @Do2it1all4jav
      @Do2it1all4jav 4 роки тому +2

      Good Boi amazing

  • @carbonbasedlifeform2879
    @carbonbasedlifeform2879 3 роки тому +3072

    Cube: The good one
    Cube 2: The atrocious one
    Cube Zero: The Christian one

    • @ambozz3726
      @ambozz3726 3 роки тому +191

      *Do you believe in God?*

    • @nutpeg6915
      @nutpeg6915 3 роки тому +154

      @@ambozz3726 *DO YOU IS GOD IS BELIEVE.*

    • @Iamjhack1212
      @Iamjhack1212 3 роки тому +14

      @@ambozz3726 nah

    • @satan1626
      @satan1626 3 роки тому +13

      @@ambozz3726 No

    • @alexfc3995
      @alexfc3995 3 роки тому +64

      @@satan1626 that doesn't make sense Satan. You rebelled against him, didn't you?

  • @Meatjar20769
    @Meatjar20769 Рік тому +3

    i remember a game very similar to this where you can throw shoes to activate the traps in the rooms it was from my memory pretty good to play with friends

    • @faintcry
      @faintcry Рік тому

      what game?

    • @Meatjar20769
      @Meatjar20769 Рік тому

      @@faintcry i dont remember the name of it

    • @smugplush
      @smugplush Рік тому

      Look up "Half Dead", inspired by The Cube if that's what you're talking about.

  • @darth__4018
    @darth__4018 3 роки тому

    2:27 I love you for adding prey music thank you so goddam much that may seem sarcastic but I mean it thank you

  • @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496
    @plaguedoctorravennotscp0496 4 роки тому +820

    *Didn't expect that guy to actually sound exactly like Todd*

  • @heyitsluke4721
    @heyitsluke4721 4 роки тому +464

    Pyro: Makes a 40 minute movie review
    Everyone else: Where's petscop 2

  • @NymbusCumulo928
    @NymbusCumulo928 2 роки тому +19

    The Todd Howard bits actually made me laugh.
    I haven't laughed in three years.

  • @ni5305
    @ni5305 3 роки тому

    Pyro I love your movie reviews/game reviews keep em up

  • @whytwokay
    @whytwokay 4 роки тому +706

    Jerry’s first “death” looked like something out of a Nostalgia Critic video.

    • @pumpkinpiemassacre6799
      @pumpkinpiemassacre6799 4 роки тому +4

      That's just what I was thinking.

    • @wizgi7201
      @wizgi7201 4 роки тому +3

      Except worse somehow

    • @jeremystars2100
      @jeremystars2100 4 роки тому +13

      It was from a nostalgia critic video, the producers for the movie hit him up and he gave them the video, to which they made a whole movie around that one scene.

    • @primus0348
      @primus0348 4 роки тому +3

      Lmao

    • @matchbox2482
      @matchbox2482 4 роки тому

      R/saronicast

  • @OkyAwesome
    @OkyAwesome 4 роки тому +1104

    Man: gets game ended
    UA-cam: I don’t see a problem here..
    Pyro: exists
    UA-cam: *Money? What’s that?*

    • @NOOBY-is6ey
      @NOOBY-is6ey 4 роки тому +1

      bruh moment

    • @Vvisabadname
      @Vvisabadname 4 роки тому +2

      Oky Awesome woah you have big brain

    • @OkyAwesome
      @OkyAwesome 4 роки тому +3

      TacoBellCrunchWrapOfficial yes they are but they get me likes xd

    • @mygonvega
      @mygonvega 4 роки тому +2

      Not funny, didn't laugh.

    • @OkyAwesome
      @OkyAwesome 4 роки тому

      M & G 720 people disagree

  • @AweSammy
    @AweSammy Рік тому +4

    Cube is like the doctor who episode with the train. It shows what people will do to survive

  • @Sgt-Gravy
    @Sgt-Gravy Рік тому +1

    Cube: The characters are introduced by height according to their character. Psyco Quinton comes from below. Worth is on the floor. The brainy ladies enter from door or eye level. Cazan comes from above. Wrens as well, they're the the key to survival or saviors.

  • @ianoliver2224
    @ianoliver2224 4 роки тому +2318

    Let’s just agree that Cube 2: Hypercube shouldn’t be considered cannon and should be ignored like Shrek the Third.

    • @Mjauritz
      @Mjauritz 4 роки тому +31

      Way ahead of you.

    • @dotcomgamingd5564
      @dotcomgamingd5564 4 роки тому +63

      Same with Cube Zero. Making it canon retroactively makes the first one worse.

    • @Ze_eT
      @Ze_eT 4 роки тому +16

      @@dotcomgamingd5564 Yeah. The dumb BS answers in C0 should've never existed.
      And let's hope Cubed, if it ever will exist, will not try to answer questions.

    • @jobbgaming5028
      @jobbgaming5028 4 роки тому +6

      I will expect that cube 2 sucks but don’t talk about our lord and savior like that that movie is the second bible 😂

    • @sydders_4949
      @sydders_4949 4 роки тому +17

      don’t disrespect the shrek series like that

  • @fruitlesseagle2042
    @fruitlesseagle2042 4 роки тому +1391

    Whenever I go to turn on my computer:
    BOOT IT

    • @numbe1099
      @numbe1099 4 роки тому +11

      When I see any bugs in my room except spiders:
      BOOT IT.

    • @fruitlesseagle2042
      @fruitlesseagle2042 4 роки тому +11

      Whenever a mexican mom is mad at their child
      BOOT IT

    • @jogugaga7121
      @jogugaga7121 4 роки тому +3

      @@fruitlesseagle2042 Little too far, mate.

    • @snowgolemgod903
      @snowgolemgod903 4 роки тому +5

      Its true tho

    • @bandalodyugitube
      @bandalodyugitube 4 роки тому +2

      Whenever i need to turn my computer off and on again
      reBOOT IT

  • @junkdog4138
    @junkdog4138 Рік тому

    To this day this is my favorite video from you and it inspires me to make my own videos

  • @hoppy2829
    @hoppy2829 3 роки тому

    I love these types of videos. I wish he does many more.

  • @scowoody
    @scowoody 4 роки тому +1859

    10 seconds in and I went and watched the whole of the movie
    Now I’m back

    • @yannickbanks0
      @yannickbanks0 4 роки тому +28

      How was it ?

    • @almontasermihoob5873
      @almontasermihoob5873 4 роки тому +6

      lol same

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +37

      Good idea, I was intrigued to see how well Pyro would review it, also I had chores to do so I couldn't watch it at the moment, so I spoiled it for myself, however I'm sure I'll still enjoy the film when I get the time to watch it.

    • @almontasermihoob5873
      @almontasermihoob5873 4 роки тому +2

      @@jozinek876 the ending was predictable, but other than that its a decent movie

    • @jozinek876
      @jozinek876 4 роки тому +18

      @@almontasermihoob5873 I didn't think that Kazan would be the one to escape, but still, everyone has different interpretations of media and how un/predictable it is.