Mayo Man's Dark Return...
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- Опубліковано 29 вер 2024
- My long awaited nemesis returns
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Ok
no i dont think i will
me first
lol
Amogus
its genuinely hard to imagine what series of events led to big ed being who he is
The life of a manlit
Some things aren’t meant to be known
Spinning on his head maybe
@@ihatethatyoutubedisplaysyo8106 more like being dropped on his head😂 i think momma ed isnt telling the whole truth
Fr man went from not bad looking to a blob
He’s stopped bullying the underaged and has started bullying the middle aged.
character development
can’t wait until he starts bullying the dead💯
I like kids yum
How does this has 56 likes! THE VID WAS POSTED 25 SECUNDS AGO!!!
The Pyrocynical cycle
Ed looks like the 3D rendering of how people would evolve to survive car crashes
Now that you bring it up, what do think the limit is for Ed? I bet he could easily survive a 70 mph car crash.
The guy is so short that the car crash would even affect him
He's from the future. He's a superior life form and we're simply not evolved enough to understand him.
how do ppl come up with this?... what a legend
@@catoticneutral we'll most likely never be evolved enough to understand big Ed
If this were the dirty thirties, this man would be in a travelling circus.
Bruh
Bruh
You're not wrong
It’s like he never left his bedroom...
He looks like he leaves his bedroom too much
To go to fast food
He looks like the type of person that needs a wheelchair to get to his wheelchair
@Nathaniel Pease he needs gfuel
Holy shit, imagining Ed spin around on his head like a top is hilarious. It's because he has no neck, I bet that's why he can do it so easily. Now I need a top to spin around on my desk that looks like Ed
That's the merch he should be selling
I think he has no neck _because_ he spun like a top
He sells, like, 300 different stuff, maybe it's there...somewhere...
That Last of Us Joel golf club reference/clip was a low blow, man….
Pyrocinical looks like he wants to see my manager.
The only person allowed to have their own face tattoo'd on their leg is Nicholas Cage
14:33 I cringed into the fourth dimension
You look like a walking McDonalds advert you look like your about to get a copy right strike damn bro im loving it
BEYBLADE BEYBLADE LET IT RIP
This dude could make it big as a Danny DeVito impersonator
he doesn't have the charisma or talent for that
Danny DeVito is infinitely more charismatic than Ed. Ill bang Danny if given a choice
Aint nobody gonna match the godlike presence of the "Trashman" himself
He sure is trash, but he can't impersonate the Trashman
Who needs charisma when you've got a wad of hundreds and a magnum dong?
"seeing Liz get emotion tonight and crying, i see that as a positive"
ah yes, the release of tears is sweet nectar for big ed.
69 likes nice
@@SmileThem same
Seeing you here is weird
He drinks those tears out of his Big Ed travel mug which can be bought on his merch site for 13.99$.
Idk what to say uh hi
Why did that “Hells Kitchen” violin actually fit with that moment?!?
It's actually a waterphone
he also laughed like pewdiepie wtf
Because it's so overused to the point it can fit into anything
Becuasue its a gamer moment
Kitchen nightmares actually
-the haircut
-the commentary
-the bedroom
Pyro has returned to his first, natural state
He even did the mlg
Guys we did it...
he didn't bring back the deep fake voice tho
Can't wait for him to bully children again
@@ammagon4519 boi what the hell is ur pfp 😳
Big ed with a moustache looks like a drug cartel boss
Current ed looks like he used up all thoose drugs
@@regularbloke2117 lmao yeah
Lookin like pooby Escobar
He really does
He look kinda hot!
Mustache Ed I mean.
big ed's love life is like a car crash you just can't look away from
hi :)
Holy shit
damn the first heart ive seen from pyro congrats
Uhm....yes, relatable
I think you mean a moped crash
It's really wholesome that pyro put his dad in the background
He’s in prison akh how could he be there
Rip
Bruhhhhhhh
oh nooo
Oh shit thats really dark man, I thought you were talking about the plant so I was like oh leafyishere haha thats a good joke but just then PYRO started talking about the skeleton
Now this is epic , he sounds like himself again.
Bruh it’s the hairr
@@Comedyshortsgamer20000 it gives him power
Pyrogum
Guys we did it we reached a quarter...
@@cyberseai9305 of a million kids touched on discord
'You should date somebody who adores you." Well, dating your own mum is weird and illegal, so...
*Dates dad instead*
Dates dog instead
@@HaveANiceDayLol. suddenly gay
This comment was ahead of its time
its not illegal if no one finds out
He's like a Tesco's own value Danny DeVito.
Plz why is this true 💀
dont insult danny devito like that man 😭
Don’t make me laugh...!! That hertz:/
More like a Taste The Difference
Fuck is tesco
“There’s a difference between being charismatic and filling up the dead air with noise” is my new favorite statement, thank you Pyro.
Thank you pyro
Thank you pyro
Thank you pyro
Thank you pyro
"Living as Jesus and Ronald Reagan would have wanted" is my favorite.
Nobody forget.
This man has a daughter. And she is older than the women he chases.
😂😂😂
Wut?Oh you are talking about ed. I thought you were talking about pyro
Yeah, i think pyro is way too nice to this guy. He’s pretty despicable.
Which to be fair, wouldn't be so much of a problem if he wasn't such a pig about it.
BRUUUUUUUUUUUUUU
the fact big ed kissed a girl before me is just honestly depressing uno
He has a fucking daughter.
@@hoodedman6579 a WHAT?
@@ImperiumLibertas He has a daughter.
Uhhh
Ed was married for a few years and dated quite a bit
@@SinnersRemorse nah that not a daughter, thats a fatherless tortured soul
They should have played the “Hells Kitchen” violin when Ed tried to kiss her
Bro I won't lie I cringed so hard I had to stop the vid and take a walk
@@theshoe17 I do that too when I cringe so hard. Glad I'm not the only one lol.
You mean Kitchen Nightmares?
It's called a waterphone
@@SovietMarmalade It does the sound effect on both shows but yeah I should've said Kitchen Nightmares
“I got a haircut” i literally cannot tell what changed
He went from crack addict, then back to the Karen haircut
@@Cryhai things been rough since the managers started talking back
He’s more Karen now
@@Cryhai yea
Did I ever tell you the definition of insanity?
Ed should collaborate with beyblade and make his own line of them to save a future generation of spinning necks.
The anime of those products: spinning mayo! Let it RIP!
(or whatever they say again when they spin the bayblade)
@@jesse3391 yes, and it should say Love Yourself along the sides
@@jesse3391 mayonnaise! Let it rip!
@@yeah4710
Ah thx
I can just imagine that when he gets in a fight he goes on his head and starts doing spinjitzu
ed a legend in the game
Checkmark lad, free internet points
Holy shit you watch pyro?
Hey Billy what’s up?
ayy
its the guy whose songs I use in my shitty fragmovies. I love you bro - no homo
Grim uses ur songs
The cringe that radiates from Ed is equivalent to standing 10 meters from the elephant's foot of Chernobyl.
Not really. The Elephant's Foot will take 3 minutes to kill you. Ed's cringe is instant death.
On god I literally couldn’t finish the video
he really looks like it too
indeed, I couldn't even finish Pyro's vid cause I could feel the cringe slowly killing me.
@@sharpkniveinlatvian1746 Ed's cringe death is faster than instant
I bet spinning on his head is what pushed Ed’s neck back into his shoulders.
LMAO
this needs more likes🤚
Fuck I spit out my water reading this
I was going to say that, it honestly make sense. Like especially if he did it a lot when he was a child.
my thoughts exactly
No Breaking Bad references?
Pyro really is going for his old commentary.
Holy crap your right 😱
Frankly it's disgusting, the lack of breaking bad memes
he slipped a fc3 meme so its ok
@@redmist6630 True
The only thing i missed is him raging and bullying kids
21:50 How much did the producers pay that poor woman to start dating and eventually kiss that land manatee?
Don't you dare say that about ed
You know Pyro knows the age of his audience when he has to make sure they know what beyblades are
unfortunately most of his viewers knows beyblades
@@theonlyplain fortunately*
Oh god kirby
@GreasyLeechy ah one of the small children we were talking about
@GreasyLeechy Your*
Finally some backstory on big Ed. He lost his neck from spinning on his head like a top as a kid and it crumpled like a soda can
“Mom I want draco Malfoy”
“we have draco malfoy at home”
Draco Malfoy at home:
Draco at home is infinitely better than normal draco
I'm surprised there wasn't a single Breaking Bad reference in this video.
yeah there were
Your god damn right
@@absoluteidiotslive9978 I didn’t notice one either, where was it?
@@blankblank9707 you just didn’t get it
@@absoluteidiotslive9978 nah I must have missed it, what was the reference?
Imagine your at someone's house and they just say, "Ed get in here and spin" and some small child spins around on the floor
And then that kid vomits all over your body.
SPEEEN
“baby come out her and show your auntie what you showed me last night “
I wouldn't question it tbh. kids like to do weird shit sometimes
That's the funniest shit I have ever heard.
15:32 I wonder if Pyro bought the golf club just for this video
he's one of those GTA SA countryside NPCs with their hit&run golf club
Same, since he prob doesn't play sports.
@Firehawk Lee so did Joel
Your channel is dead
he had it before like a year or two years ago
it was in another video
I can empathize with the girl's disgust of the Penguin, but I guess she did what she had to for some money and fame.
Pyro keeps trying to find reasons to defend Ed, but directly after each attempt, Ed does something despicable.
It gets more difficult the more he tries.
And now a call got leaked that revealed even more of how much of a scumbag he is.
@@Dragonemperess but why leave us on a cliffhanger, instead of elaborating :/
@@hehexd5317 He was cussing out Liv, being super manipulative and kicking her out of the house he begged her to move into. He blocked Liv and went to Vegas to take pictures with his sugar babies. He’s literally insane.
@@hehexd5317 Not only that, he was fighting with her in the call just because she gave a coworker a ride home instead of going straight to her house. He was saying “Liz you’re fucked up. Why would you take your coworker home.”
@@fivefoldkiss Is it bad that I think less of you for knowing this information and I think much less of myself for clicking on the video.
hes like Danny Devito without any of the charm or charisma.
...and you forgot the neck.
I'd say I feel bad for him, but this dude has the same victim logic as every other tub of lard that call's them self a femcel. He's not an incel cuz he could get women with his money and if he wants to instead be loved for his body then he needs to put down the jar of mayo and start working out.
Mayo man really did carry early quarantine
Dude I love your videos, keep it up 👍👍👍
Mayo man for life
Also first furry
What's up Connor
@@sanicthehoghedge8053
@@ConnorPugs Say fo shizzle
Dude should go back to his mustache phase. He looked handsome as fuck.
When I saw that image I was just like, "you had a neck once? What the hell did you do to lose it??"
@Tony Montana all he needs to do is lose weight
@Tony Montana his double chin hides his actual chin and neck
Ed went from a handsome presentable young man with a sweet mustache and a girthy neck to a neckless dwarf mayonnaise warrior with a mid-life crisis and no dating skills.
that's a combination of words I never thought I'd ever hear
To this huh
This sounds fake but it’s real….
Sooo....Nikocado?
@@___blocked 💀
I’m surprised there wasn’t a single breaking bad reference in this entire video congratulations
dissapointed*
@Hero Games no way
@Hero Games ffs can he make ONE video without a BB or JJBA reference?
Evangelion reference though
no dark souls in sight, either. man's really moving up in life, huh
Ed's a proud survivor of being hit over the head by a Looney Tunes character
He's only proud because he has no brain left to defend as a result
Bugs bunny in the distance "that's l folks"
I thought you were talking about Pyros haircut and I started laughing, then I realized this was about Ed and I laughed harder
Feed him to the coyote!!
Yeah, like he got his head got hit with a 6 foot mallet
I like how he has to turn his whole body to look in any direction.
George Clooney batsuit headass.
Or was it Michael Keaton...
Big Ed is legit built like a Mucinex germ
Hey its you
Ok
Poor mayo man 😔
My channel is better than Pyrocynical check out the latest video I talk about why he’s gay
I’ve seen you before
I physically jumped when Ed went for that kiss, god that was painfully cringe.
I had to stop watching momentarily to prevent my soul from leaving my body, God do I feel for the lady, they got it on camera as well 🥶
NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear kay
no you mentaly jumped
@That’s one smug wojak what? english 100
@That’s one smug wojak girl stfu
I literally said “oh gross” out loud when he said “you tasted like a peach last night”. Yeesh 😬
SHEEESH
@@qarful7 sheeeeee
15:55 I love how he clearly rehearsed these lines as no human would actually talk like this.
Pyrocinical has unlocked an achievement: Karen haircut.
This is gonna get popular gitrbsjsjb
More like pen-sus
Haha you're so original it's not like so many people including pyro himself made the joke already
@@poffydaisy5134 haha ikr
he already had it long ago but it was white
"he used to spin on his head like a top"
no wonder his neck is so short
What neck
exactly
Everyone ought to look up the phone convo that was recorded by his most recent gf. He's straight up abusive. I know he's a meme but he's a genuinely terrible person.
This comment made me look it up and wow, he’s awful, what a loser
Geez, good thing Rose get tf out of the relationship.
That's blatantly obvious. On top of all his apparent flaws there is even more.
I wonder why anyone would consider date him.
I hope she gets out as soon as possible, because holy shit.
I absolutely agree, i have zero clue why pyro is being so nice to him. He has cheated on his wife and been a piece of shit to women who actually gave him a chance.
his charecter is like an overengineered michael scott
props to the people who dressed ed in a suit and white shirt that *highlights* his (lack of) neck
Man’s lookin like he’s too turtley for the turtle club
Never thought I'd see a human with zero neck.
Seeing him in a collared shirt is the funniest thing I've ever seen
If that’s the funniest thing you’ve ever seen, I feel very bad for you
His neck is gone
I didn't fully understand what people meant when they said he had no neck, yeah I understand it now
@@sawyerzavala1073 you fell? i hope you're ok.
@@sawyerzavala1073 i was about to say this lol
Big Ed has dad energy. Ya know, the type of dad that never had a kid.
But he has a daughter though
@@binguscat2514 and she's older than Rose
@@binguscat2514 Correction: the type of dad who shouldn’t have a kid
Ed has a cult of personality with the only member being himself. Like seriously, a tattoo of his own face?
“He used to spin on his head like a little cap”
*maybe that’s why he lost his neck”
“Rest, in peace neck.”
did she say cap or top
@@ay-leck1369 top
@@abithapa9099 bottom
@@blightedcrowmain8236 Left
There is something weirdly funny about pyro being green screened in his own room
It just works.
i peed.
Real life hit marker greenscreen
Thats not a widow's peak, thats a widow's everest.
PLSSS 🤚💀
Widow's summit
Bruh, yes
14:23 "You guys remember Beyblades?" *Launching my burst beyblades in a stadium while watching the current season via a VPN* Never heard of it my guy.
Also I'm still baffled that TLC stands for The *"Learning"* Channel for all these years. Can't wait for kids to study about Big ED for their upcoming exam with TLC
Ed is a constant inspiration. like, if he can manage to gain this popularity as an irl mr potato head, then theres literally no reason why I can't succeed in life. jesus christ what an amoeba
I read that as Constant Constipation
and "what an amoeba" as what an omega, which would be correct
never seen anyone being called an amoeba before
Ed is proof that the issue with incels is their personality being so bad it's worse than mayo man
He's a real-life meme. Everyone laughs at him.
he looks like a 13 year old that asked the waitress because his friends dared him to
Yeah he does....but what do you think of the mayo man dude?
Pyro's return is almost as big as Large Edward's neck region.
Pyrocinical
Pyrocynical
Pyrocinical
@@urielhernandez7250 Uriel Hernandez
Pyrounicycle
When he swung that club and had to turn his WHOLE body-
Im genuinely scared to see how Big Ed looks like with a neck.
He’d probably need to lose all that weight for us to find it.
@@_V.Va_ Bro thats impossible
The peak of masculinity
Search up Big Ed young and you could find it
@@_V.Va_ He suffers from Klippel Feil syndrome
"It conditions my hair"
You know they got this crazy new product called hair conditioner, guess what it does
Fortnite
Conditions
@@Iparraldekoa fortnite
I agree, hair conditioner does fornite
It mayonnaise’s your hair!
No-neck Ed: “M’lady”
*Throws head back into the wall* AAAAAAA-
OH GOSH A REDDITOR
Pyro is talking about Ed’s dad energy too much because he is looking for a father figure to replace his dad from prison.
It's insane how much hope Ed has in "dating" women who are not only very out of his league, much younger, taller than him, and who display such clear signs that they're not actually interested. Scarily impressive.
One word, money
N' clout
Nah Edds out of everyone else’s league
It's entirely because of the cameras
Bruh if he wasn’t on camera there’s no chance
Pyrocynical's new hair is making him look like a dollar store Draco Malfoy.
I'm in
Pyro Malfoy
@shardo malfoycynical
you mean "wish" versions Draco Malfoy lol...
Can't wait for the video where he's replaced by Tom Felton and doesn't acknowledge it
Big Ed’s life is like watching a sitcom and knowing that cringe is going to happen, but you don’t feel like picking up the remote to change the channel.
TLC in a nutshell
English major right here
@@Boojum_Tree that's for you to decide
I’m 5’2 and foot the first time in my life I feel tall 😂
(Just clarifying, I’m not a kid, I won’t grow anymore)
every lesbian - "Im so happy to be in Pyrocynical's Bedroom right now!"
here before the "im lesbian and find this very offensive please apologize"
I'm offensive and I find this very lesbian
@@srslydoatm9251 please apologise.
@@Amphibian42 And support child labour
@@BeanOnTheFlipside "if theyre nine, send them to the mine, if theyre eight, its their faith"
Pyro finally got rid of his yee-yee ass haircut.
WoW lamer watches pyro
@@doomspire then why the hell are you here?
he now has the Karen haircut
@@eustacethefarmer8989 that's a good question and the answer is idk 😶
I’m never gonna stop asking for petscop 2
I cant be the only one who forgot he wasnt in his old bedroom until he took down the green screen.
i couldnt stop looking at the horrible green screen signs
"let me guess. Your home?"
"It was. And it was beautiful."
ik it hurts me
The only thing that was missing is pyro raging
Ed didn't even wear his seatbelt in the car, this man has no fear at all
Of course he doesn't fear car crashes, ever heard of this?
ua-cam.com/video/Uc3adgJ0ex8/v-deo.html
I mean its not like he's going to break his neck if they crash
@@swicid_
Lol
N
Ah he just wants his life to end hahaha
@@ammagon4519 you have just scarred me. Thank you.
I do genuinely want a Big Ed origin story, like, what causes a regular average person to become this... this _entity?_
An irresponsible mother.
Self hate + narcisit complex
"Working on major projects"
I didn't hear anything about petscop 2 pyro.
We need to send the message bois
WE SHALL NOT REST UNTIL WE RECEIVE PETSCOP 2
he made petscop 2 but it's not about petscop
My guess is farcry 2
Shrek has swag 5
>Oblivion music
>Skyrim UI
Pyro can’t even get his TES memes right SMH...
he's always been doing his tes memes like that tho
That was on purpose
it’s like putting fallout 4 music over fallout 3
Big Ed looks like a compressed Jack Black
xD
He’s the great value brand
Jack Black fitgirl repack
Jack Black WinRAR edition
Hey!! That’s insulting to Jack Black. I’d say that he’s the thrift store version
Watch his face disappear at 20:39
pyro didnt even show the worst of ed's cringe, during the date with ed's daughter and liz, Ed literally says: "wow you two are the same age"
He also mentioned that she was born the same week of his divorce and proceeded to tell her its fate.
@@runjennierun07 That's like renting an Airbnb where 5 children died and your friend is insisting it's good luck.
?
@@runjennierun07 bruh
@@runjennierun07 🤮
Ahh yes, Danny, Drew, Kurtis, Cody, Nick, Jarvis, and Pyro
I was just thinking danny and pyro both uploaded today and now it's such a great day
Don't forget about Ken
U been stalking me 👀
Glad I'm not the only one who noticed lmao
Just what I'm saing
I forgot Pyro was actually using a green screen for a second and was questioning why he looked so pale and green like Mr Shrek
Ok Nagatoro, very cool, now go bully someone
@@gunfiend5175 Why did I know that someone would bring up the 長瀞さん profile picture?
When is new Shrek has swag, m9
In a world rulled by Macho man's it is illegal to be a MAYO man.
I'm surprised when he mentioned tlc, he didn't talked about his all time classic.... CAR SEX
The title all time classic belongs to mlg teletubbies
did he fuck the car? Cause if so I want the sauce.... asking for a friend
@@borkingdoggouwuuwuw some one already did that in TLC...
@@user-ke1gn3ql1g ya I know but it would be like watching a hippo mate with a BMW. Imagine the mating sounds
@@borkingdoggouwuuwuw On this case was a weird guy with a weird mustang called chase, dude, the lore of that video was deep
Ed trying to kiss her was so uncomfy to watch... Made me really sick
Are you oki?
@@queenieqt2033 No, I am Poki
@@KalmoK Poki? I now simp 4 u
Pyro doesn't exists, he exists only in the character creation screen, changing his hair every couple of months
“Pyro doesn’t exists, he exists”
10:34 Ed is like that new save file where you choose all the wrong choices in a story.
Pyro at the barbershop:
Barber: What can I get for you today?
Pyro: The manager
Barber: Say no more
karencynical
@@fanabot4048 kek
man's fade looking FRESH!🥶
First like and comment
I am speed
@@CatCrackVODS is this what happens when a verified youtuber comments? lol
whats up checkmark
@@xdtazer yeah, yeah.
Clicked faster than EDP speedrunning himself getting a cupcake.
Pyrocinical
Bruh wtf
Impossible...
Reminds me of when I tried to give someone a cupcake, we set up a spot to meet up and everything. Too bad they never came.
@@urielhernandez7250 Uriel Hernandez
19:05 "Imagine Ed running in any physical capacity."
The only physical thing here is my mental pain.
When Big Ed said "you tasted like a peach last night" I felt my dinner, my breakfast, and the orange juice from my 10th birthday wanting to leave my body...
it took me over an hour to watch the video because i kept pausing to cope with the cringe, that was probably the worst part
Im suprised this chick either 1. The most likey got payed money to just say yeah i slept with dwarf man or 2. She actually slept with him and i think we could all agree no amount of money is worth either
@@sharkbully5146 yeah, I mean we can all see the disgust on her face everytime she is about to touch him but she hugs him and kisses him anyway, what the heck girl...
@@chef___ same, and when the peach moment happened I just had to take a small walk around my room to cope with the cringe
My only hope is that this is all scripted and none of it is real