this is dumb, don't watch
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- Опубліковано 6 січ 2021
- Probably one of the most confusing, incoherent and dumb sketches I've ever made and I absolutely love it. Welcome to the inside of my brain, sorry not sorry.
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i don't know why but this gave me deja vu
IM ALREADY SUBSCRIBED!! I cant subscribe any farther!
Did i like it?? I don't know ... Did i ?
Hilarious
This was a late comment!
"Hi! I'm Janet! And this is my void!"
HAHAHHAHAHA YAS!
"Not a girl."
IM STILL CRYING OVER THE ENDING
How is this 21 hours ago
Welcome to the good place
I failed the test. I watched it.
I passed. I never came here, and didn't write this comment. If you see me here later, I'm just a figment of your imagination. Sorry 'bout that.
Same i resisted but UA-cam kept throwing it in my recommended till I caved
I'm american so I did the exact opposite of what I was told.
@@JWSmythe Are you sure? Someone who looks just like you was here just a moment ago.
Hahaha I forgive you
why your writing skills is that good, you don't even need a plot
Strong "Waiting For Godot" Vibes
What the hell you doing here Steven? Failure
Did it do you some emotional damage?
When. Not why.
Like Seinfeld
I imagine this to be the life of the paperclip in the old Microsoft Word
I miss Clippy
I have no idea how you came up with this thought but I love it
Awwww….I miss that little guy. He was always so concerned with making sure I knew I was using the wrong formatting. Without him my documents are just pure chaos now.
this is how i imagine strangers in Canada interact on the daily
As a Canadian I’d say: you aren’t completely wrong.
Its kinda Letterkenny-lite.
@@briannagravely9349 how're ya now?
Actual facts
Am Canadian, can confirm
My friend: "What are you watching?"
Me: "I don't know"
Do you work here?
@@tacobell4743 I Don't know... Do you work here?
@@tacobell4743 I came for the tacos
hahaahah nice oneeee
Fair enough
Julia: this is dumb, don’t watch.
298 thousand people including me: I’ll do what I want.
Reverse Psychology in action :)
Nearly 1/2 million now
This is the visual representation of my brain cells at 2 in the night.
"Do you work here?"
I like that both girls just assume that the empty white void must be a business of some sort.
Did you see two girls? Yeah. I only saw one. But there are two. You're kidding, right? No. Oh. There's really only one. No...you sure? Pretty sure...did you get their names? _111
@@the11thone Two girls? I'm not sure. I didn't get any names.
I did see a horse though. It acted like it was lost.
@@John73John I didn't see any horse--you sure you weren't the one lost?--because the horse I didn't see wasn't lost?
@@the11thone The horse you didn't see wasn't lost? Well, the horse I did see was lost. So maybe there are two horses. The horse I did see was a different one from the one you didn't see.
Or maybe after I saw the lost horse, the girl found it so it wasn't lost when you didn't see it.
@@John73John Girl--what girl?-- I didn't see any girl--was she lost too? I thought you said you saw two girls?
Julie: "Did you like this video?" Me: "I don't know"
Did I?
Did I??
@@triplegaming4017 i don't know!
do i work here?
I don't know. Do you?
It’s like talking to an automated “helper” before you get a human.
Julie: “this is dumb, don’t watch”
400k people: “how ‘bout I do... anyway?”
love the reference!
I want this in a 24h loop.
Right click on the video and hit loop.
@@MSG685 It wouldn't be perfectly cut.
@@nutellajunkie8848 Well thats the best I can do.
HAHAHA same
Best i can do is a 1 hour version :)
"this is dumb, don't watch"
me: *clicks*
Why did we just get the notification
Same
Anyone: Clicks
Same
I was notified too. Weird.
This is an existentialist Abbot & Costello sketch. This is high art.
Julie: This is dumb, don't watch
Me: say no more **click**
Ha ha same thoughts
This was the most brilliantly incoherent thing I've ever watched. 7/5.
194k people: "You can't tell me what to do!"
Definitely coming from Julie you know the dumbness will be top notch, brilliant and hilarious. Best wasted 3min of the week.lol
My reaction was more: "OK. I won't."
. . . . . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . . . . . . .
"I CAN'T STAND IT ANYMORE! I NEED to know what is so DUMB!"
Me: “What did I just watch?”
Other me: “I don’t know, you should probably watch it again.”
Uh nice idea! I will do that!
@@Anna_klss yeah good idea... who are you?
spot on....
I'm going to watch it until I understand it
This is an accurate representation of the theatre of the absurd. Felt like “Waiting for Godot”. 😍
I thought the exact same thing!
Julie Nolke writes a Samuel Beckett play.
Yeah, my thoughts exactly!
I was hoping someone in the comments had thought about it too! xD
It felt like the Monsterpiece Theatre episode, 'Waiting for Elmo.'
The best part for me is the phase "I don't know" had the same oddly satisfying inflection every time. Yet by the end it started to piss me off while simultaneously soothing my soul.
"Did you watch the video?"
"Well I don't know. Did you?"
"I don't know. Did I?"
I don't know
Did you click it?
@@red-vg2ds I don't know. Did you?
@@himikoyonaga3065 I'm not sure. Did I?
@@Diane_666 Maybe. Do you work here?
This is dumb, dont watch
Everyone: Clicks faster then the Flash
I didn't want it to be deleted and not get to see it
I could literally watch an hour of this. It's great!
😂😂 yup lol
I literally clicked a moment I saw it 😂
Than
You’re getting ready for another part of “Explaining the pandemic to my past self”, right? Because we got some STUFF to tell December Julie
...another month, but yeah, I think the past week will be involved.
ua-cam.com/video/UzZYjd5WgHg/v-deo.html .
I love how Julie is always hiring her twin sister..keeping it in the family 😄
Julie: "This is dumb, don't watch."
Me: "Yeah, maybe, but I'm gonna do it anyway."
Julie: "This is dumb, don't watch."
Me: "You're giving me mixed signals here."
Literally how I ended up here. lol
I don't think I did.
Julie: “This is dumb, don’t watch.”
Me: “YOU’RE NOT THE BOSS OF ME, JULIE! I DO WHAT I WANT!” (*watches it*)
I actually DIDN'T watch this when it came out, but watched "Don't do that" today and followed it to with "Hell in a hand basket" and I needed to complete the set.
This was existential in a way I didn't realize was possible.
Totally!
Classic absurdism! "Waiting for Godot" is an entire play with the same energy lol.
Julie should do her version of the egg
@@addchickpeas956 ha! I was thinking the same thing. That or Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead
@@Laecy yabut "R&C are Dead" has an actual plot. -ish. Not so much for R&C, I guess...
The perfect minimalist sketch comedy. Wonderful masterpiece. Great Job Julie. We need more of these with fun dialogue (reminded me a bit of Rosencrantz and Guildenstern are Dead, please read if you haven't).
I guess thats everybody after quarantine.
This the BEST depiction of "my last two brain cells"
Yeah. Neither of them work! lol
“We should go”
“We can’t”
“Why not?”
“We’re waiting for Ringo”
"Does he work here?"
Waiting for godot reference?
@@MrHerecomesjohnny now you got me thinking of quantum leap.
@@FahadBashir lol
I was riding Ringo through the desert! Sorry... didn't know his name til now!
this is actually amazing julie. I absolutely LOVE the concept, writing, lack of context, literally love it
My two brain cells
-what did i just watched?
-i don't know
-should i watch it again
-yes
These new Black Mirror episodes are getting weird.
I don't know!😂
You should see 'real' life.
Lol
A good artist never stops challenging themselves, and never stops pushing out the edges of their medium. This is great.
Seriously i think this might be her best yet.
Yes! I agree...I'm glad Julie posted this
Pure genius
Yeah, this is like existential brilliance .... it’s kinda like Groundhog Day meets Waiting for Godot with a dash of Llama.... Dalai Lama ;-)
I think my favourite line is "you can't chew gum in here."
My brain: What is this video?
Me: “I don't know.”
This felt like watching Dory talk to her reflection and I love it
"this is dumb, don't watch"
197k people: interesting....
327k now and rising
Me: "is this what happens when Julie is bored?"
Julie: "I don't know."
This is actually one of my favorites from Julie I keep coming back to it
I honestly don't think anyone else could pull this off. Making a masterpiece out of quite literally nothing and absolutely no logical story line is so hard to do yet she just did it so easily. #VoteJulieNolke #QueenOfAllTheThings2021
Meanwhile, in my head:
"Have I had lunch?"
"I don't know..."
"But I am hungry."
"Oh yes, that is true"
"So then I probably haven't had lunch. Or breakfast."
"Probaby."
"Should I eat then?"
"I don't know..."
"Don't you think it's weird that breakfast is pronounced as 'breckfist'?"
The ending of that made me laugh out loud
I think this is exactly how my brain functions and then I don’t eat cause I’m too busy thinking
We’ve had one breakfast, yes, but what about second breakfast?
@@yourfbiagent6483 Elevensies?
Did you know that (I believe, anyway) it’s called breakfast because you’re breaking a fast? Anywayyyyy
"Hi! Am I your horse?"
"... I don't know."
how was this comment posted 19 hours ago? i-
@@vedantpendurkar Patreon
@@vedantpendurkar timetravel..
@@vedantpendurkar I don't know
The Julies have returned to the near dystopic cultural zeitgeist that inspired Samuel Beckett, Waiting For Godot. and you did so well!
That is probably why I like Julie so much. That feels like her just doing something ridiculous not caring if anyone would watch it but it made her happy. I loved it. Especially the never asking someone's name. I could seriously watch that for hours just to see what strange thing happens next.
Julie: "this is dumb, don't watch"
27K people: Hmm INTERESTING
It’s reverse psychology
@@jackspicer4907 she's awesome at it!
67k
You're lagging behind
Get ready to see people posting the current amount of views in this comment section for all of eternity.
"Do you work here?"
"I don't know"
I am going to use that line in my new job today to my boss hahah
*gets fired
LF LURN - "Totally worth it!"
Lol 😂 i hope your boss has sense or humor. Could be really funny.
...
Are you expecting your boss to ask if you work there?
...
Are you sure you actually work there?
You: I don’t know, do I?
Boss: I don’t know
This is me talking to myself in my head
This so needs to be a series. Please, I need more!
This “dumb” bit is one of the smartest bits I’ve seen in a while. I’m still sorting it out.
Right? Wasn’t it weirdly superb?
It’s a social commentary on the... I don’t know.
Isn't it the best when you can just do anything vague enough and people add their own meaning until they're calling you a genius. It's genius!
No it's not don't overthink it.
The thing that I'm really having to come to terms with is this: If that had gone on longer, then I would have kept watching it.
I wonder how many people said “don’t tell me what to do.”
At this point I know to watch any of her videos anyway.
This wasn't just a video. It was pure art. An existentialist masterpiece.
Do we all work here?
Idk maybe
We don't know
"You can't chew gum here"
I don’t know. Do we?
Wait who are you?
Julie: "This is dumb, don't watch it."
Also Julie: Proceeds to perfectly exemplify the theatre of the absurd and encapsulate the essence of Beckett's 'Waiting for Godot' within 2 and a half minutes.
I hated that play and also liked it at the same time
I was just about to comment how this is just like Waiting for Godot lol
Godot was exactly what I was thinking!
*Extremely* strong Waiting for Godot vibes and I am *here* for it!
Totally agree, first thing I thought of
title : "don't watch"
me : *clicks faster*
Same lol 😂
"You can't tell me what to do Nolke!"
Some real "Letterkenny for Godot" energy here.
When watching this I'm like "I want to figure out what's going on here."
But maybe I don't need to understand what's going on, I can just enjoy it.
Probably my head on a foggy monday
"are you sure you don't work here?"
"we could try again"
idk why but that got me 😂
So glad you released this on my birthday! It reminds me of "Waiting for Gadot." Julie, you are clever in so many different ways. I appreciate you!
this was truly fantastic, absolutely stunning writing and acting. it reminds me so much of plays like waiting for gadot and the dumb waiter, but with more emotion and gentleness and wonder. seriously, julie. incredible. my little english major heart is so happy and in awe.
Julie: "this is dumb, don't watch"
Me: "Challenge Accepted!"
I've read it in Barney Stinson's voice, oh boy
Julie: “were you expecting something better?”
Me: “i don’t know..”
I totally read “I don’t know” in Ryan George’s Screen Rant voice 🤣
Fair Enough
"Well, do you work here?"
@@hristohristov3520 “i don’t know..”
I'm getting a "Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead" vibe from this and your playing both parts and your timing was terrific.
I love this format! The hell in a hand basket one was brilliant.
I adore how utterly Canadian Julie sounds when she speaks.
What?
@@ireallyreallyhategoogle I knew... eh?
Haha! Like when she said, "Oh, you're probably right?"
I like her in bib 'n brace overalls.
I like her look in the videos' thumbnail, lookin' up at the hat.
.... I just like Julie I suppose. :-)
Yes... that does tend to happen... you know wheeeeeeeeen...
I have nothing after that... just because
This is “Waiting for Godot” for the modern age.
That's exactly what I thought!
You beat me to it - was just about to say that. She does it well.
Nice!
I thought exactly that. Clearly inspired by.
Yeah some of the conversation is very similar to those in Waiting for Godot. If she wasn't inspired by it, then that's a really interesting coincidence
She's a pretty good actress and i like the way she just goes for it and really gets into it.
This is amazing! Explaining the pandemic to your past self was always my favorite and now I can't decide between the 2! I immediately watched it twice!
A true reconstruction of my two remaining brain cells encountering each other during lockdown 2.
hahaha
“Let's go." - "We can't." - "Why not?" - "We're waiting for Godot.”
I immediately thought of the same thing!
This ^^
en attendant godot :)))
This is now one of my favorite Julie Nolke skits.
Julie... Thank you sincerely for making 2020 a little more bearable.
You’re great.
That is all.
Cheers.
"Got new overalls, felt cute" *the movie*
Discovering Julie Nolke the last 9 months is the only true "Positive Covid Side Effect" I can point to!
DUDE
Lol yes, and a billion other channels
+1
And Pitch Meeting!!!
Indeed
I don’t know why but I keep coming back to watch this. I’m fascinated by it. This would work on a loop.
love ya Julie, stay safe and happy
you entertain me and crack me up. thanks for making these skits
This is like "Who's on First" if Kafka wrote it.
I was gonna say "Canadian Camus", but I think you're right it is more kafkaesque
This is how I imagined "Waiting for Godot" while I was reading it
Time to read some Beckett!
I was scrolling looking for a Beckett comment. Finally found my people!
@@evhblogspot Me too!
ayyy exactly same thoughts!
Exactly 😂
Absolute masterpiece... The way your brain works is amazing, I LOVE IT!!
I loved this. It feels like it’s leading to something larger. Can’t wait to see the next video exploring that world.
No lie, I would love to see the other 118 minutes of this feature film.
Same
Definitely
pretty sure at some point one of them rides the other...
Julie: "I guess we just wait for someone to show up."
Godot: "Ah shit, here we go again."
Underrated comment!!!
I was looking for this comment!
Godot the Game engine???
@@Wolfickle i assume it's a reference to waiting for Godot.
All the theater lovers are excited😅😂❤
She’s riffing on “Rosencrantz and Guildenstern Are Dead”! If you like this, go watch the film version! It’s good.
Or Waiting for Godot. Great play. I'd like her to do the whole play by herself. I'd watch that.
Helping me make it through the afternoon! Thanks again for your time and effort.
"Did you get her name?"
"I didn't. No."
But we should probably avoid exchanging names for reasons.
Julie: "this is dumb, don't watch"
69k people: "you don't tell me what to do"
114k now :P
best comment ever
ps: it's now 120k 6 hours after the comment above
Or... to the Yanks in the audience, 'YOUR NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!!'.
Nah I won't be editing it, I like that it was at 69k
126k views so far
The entire Waiting for Gadot vibe here is something I didn't know I needed. Well done all around.
This is what happens when Rosencrantz-and-Guildenstern-are-Dead era Tom Stoppard goes into his own head like John Malkovich in "Being John Malkovich".
I've legit had many dreams like this. Weird, but good weird!
Brain: why did I find this so entertaining?
Me: hmm, I don’t know...
It’s like Caddy shack, minus any/all scenes, of course including no GroundHog + include suffering from Quarantine Brain.
I approve.
Keep on Keep’n on.
i am strangely obsessed with this video. absolutely love it
this is the epitome of “something that isn’t waiting for godot but feels like waiting for godot”
Literally same thing I was thinking. Very strong Godot vibes. Would love to see Julie do the entire play by herself.
glad im not the only one thinking that
Came here to say this haha
Yes! Julie doing a complete Godot with herself. Yes I would watch that. But then again keep her from doing new great stuff 🤔
Yes, agree!
Julie: "Don't Watch This"
151k people: no I don't think I will
*no I don't think I won't
This has a similar vibe to Peter Cook and Dudley Moore's "Hello" sketch, which I also love. Keep people laughing; we need it!
I love it! It's so clean and simple.
this feels very “Waiting for Godot”
theater of the abSUrD
yeah!!
@@julienolke Waiting for Judot.
This is the comment i was looking for. In all honesty some Netflix style modern production "Theater of absurd" style show with Julie... would be great imho :D
And it was awesome!
@@DreamskyDance It also points to directions Julie could take some of her humor to open new doors for herself.
"Why can't you chew gum here?"
"Because."
"Fair enough."
I read that in pitch meeting tone.
@@goatee21 That was intended! I'm glad you understood it.
Also one of the most perfect embodiments of Canadian-ness.
Who's to say?
"I'm going to need you to get all the way off my back about this gum chewing thing."
"Ok. Let me get right off of that thing."
That is some classic absurd theatre right there. Well done!!
My goodness you are so good at making me believe these are two separate people. Thank you for bringing some joy to this crazy world.