Buying a 2020 Halloween Costume

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  • I'm looking for the scariest possible costume that 2020 has to offer.
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  • @julienolke
    @julienolke  3 роки тому +29

    If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸‍♀️🏆🙆‍♀️

    • @derekdowney6362
      @derekdowney6362 3 роки тому +1

      Love the CBC knee-highs! Lmao
      😂✌🏻🇨🇦

  • @davidhope5875
    @davidhope5875 3 роки тому +2340

    I've spent the last 7 months wearing a mask and stuffing myself with chocolate, don't really see the point in Halloween this year.

    • @zengrath
      @zengrath 3 роки тому +25

      Haha, good one!

    • @ashleesimons981
      @ashleesimons981 3 роки тому +26

      Wow! This is super funny! I’m up 8lbs, I haven’t weighed this since 2006! Yep, don’t really need an excuse to eat chocolate this year. 😜

    • @naycherdeb
      @naycherdeb 3 роки тому +6

      Too funny! 😂

    • @heyandy889
      @heyandy889 3 роки тому +7

      that's a really good point mr. hope

    • @trengilly01
      @trengilly01 3 роки тому +6

      Best youtube comment of 2020!

  • @Just_another_turtle
    @Just_another_turtle 3 роки тому +593

    The perfect Halloween costume for 2020 would be a hazmat suit.

    • @nickw9775
      @nickw9775 3 роки тому +2

      Yes

    • @SaphireKancer90
      @SaphireKancer90 3 роки тому +27

      Like Trevor Noah said, don't dress like medical professionals or first responders or you'll be put to work! Lol

    • @pineappleprism1852
      @pineappleprism1852 3 роки тому +2

      The 50 years actually got me lol

    • @annnnnnnn394
      @annnnnnnn394 3 роки тому +7

      Or dress up as among us crewmates/impostors. I don’t think medical professionals or first responders wear a weird hat a carry one or two mini versions of themselves around.

    • @itisdevonly
      @itisdevonly 3 роки тому +3

      but would people think you're in costume or just playing it safe? :-P

  • @a-a-ron9027
    @a-a-ron9027 3 роки тому +726

    "I get that. Somebody who's sick who infects a population of healthy humans." ok, you got me, I chuckled a bit

    • @milirodriguez8493
      @milirodriguez8493 3 роки тому +25

      I mean she got a point there though 🤣

    • @Vcize
      @Vcize 3 роки тому +11

      Tomato tomato

    • @klondike444
      @klondike444 Рік тому

      She wasn't to know it wouldn't age well.

  • @EternalDensity
    @EternalDensity 3 роки тому +653

    "Why is your halloween an extremely tiny bikini?"
    "I'm microplastics."

  • @GeorgehPwnsJ00
    @GeorgehPwnsJ00 3 роки тому +2537

    Honestly going as 'the election' is a very good and scary idea this year.

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +386

      terrifying

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      @@julienolke I STRONGLY DISAGREE! Being as famous as I am on UA-cam, I know that it gets hard to read every comment I get. I try my best, but I am just so famous, that I can't do it much longer. Sorry, dear julie

    • @SophiaJantz
      @SophiaJantz 3 роки тому +67

      @@AxxLAfriku tf-

    • @seydk
      @seydk 3 роки тому +48

      @@AxxLAfriku wtf

    • @itszilleon
      @itszilleon 3 роки тому +41

      Being 2020 is scary enough.

  • @MattRosvideos
    @MattRosvideos 3 роки тому +670

    You know the customer means business when they stick there foot up on the counter. That's a power play right there!

  • @assia1068
    @assia1068 3 роки тому +260

    "give me that ninja turtles costume and a pack of plastic straws "
    Brilliant !

    • @darkdaygirl
      @darkdaygirl 3 роки тому +31

      Omg! Ninja Turtles and straws, I just got the joke! Hahahaha!!! 😂
      Aw, poor sea turtles. 🐢
      Now I made myself sad. 😞

    • @myjunkmail007
      @myjunkmail007 3 роки тому +9

      Just got it, too! LOL

    • @whitedust3140
      @whitedust3140 3 роки тому +11

      Brilliant joke, ironic execution (buying plastic to protest plastic pollution). Wonderfully done, Julie Nolke.

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому +2

      Anything with lots of plastic glitter would do it too.

  • @timmilgram
    @timmilgram 3 роки тому +409

    This new character is an instant classic

    • @sassysnek6712
      @sassysnek6712 3 роки тому +28

      It's not a new one, she/he is in some of the older ones. But I agree, instant classic

    • @AcademicAshley
      @AcademicAshley 3 роки тому +6

      @@sassysnek6712 I think she did it in the job interview video right? She’s amazing!

    • @sassysnek6712
      @sassysnek6712 3 роки тому +3

      @@AcademicAshley
      Yeahh! That was a goody 😂

    • @sethaustin4500
      @sethaustin4500 3 роки тому +1

      An excellent example of an effective "Clark Kent" disguise.

    • @MissteriousMisstress
      @MissteriousMisstress 3 роки тому +1

      She's not new.

  • @nachtvogel3358
    @nachtvogel3358 3 роки тому +1083

    Julie really wanted to show off those socks... I respect that. Looking fresh!

    • @kaylapeters7993
      @kaylapeters7993 3 роки тому +44

      I really enjoy her little canadian branding easter eggs!

    • @Rogdog692002
      @Rogdog692002 3 роки тому +41

      CBC socks! Those rock....fer sure eh!

    • @davidkozin
      @davidkozin 3 роки тому +22

      As an American 🇺🇸 near the border, I am proud to identify the CBC logo in the socks. Depending on what happens after Nov 3rd, can that by the citizenship test along with my will to swim across Lake St. Clair?

    • @macsh6434
      @macsh6434 3 роки тому +3

      @@davidkozin As an American; I know CBC because of Heartland.

    • @davidkozin
      @davidkozin 3 роки тому +6

      @@macsh6434 - My history with CBC is earlier, and after TV turned to digital signals and the two cable companies I have used in the Metro Detroit region no longer have CBC as part of the basic plan. I have never watched Heartland. The CBC offered: 1) Alternative programming for the Olympics. It was less scripted than NBC. I remember the Brian & Brian Figure Skating Battle (when a triple axel meant something). 2) The CBC did an amazing piece on HAARP interviewing a spokesperson for the facility did not expect them to hit with hard and detailed questions with receipts. And, 3) Hockey Night in Canada until the Detroit Red Wings stopped winning and the sweater guy had a racist rant and fired. I still get the radio station, which is the only place I get information in Indigenous people of North America and discovered this year the program of “Indian residential schools”. The socks reminded me of 1980ish era colors and watching Sesame Street on CBC and as a child saying the last letter was zed vs zee.

  • @PabloAbarca
    @PabloAbarca 3 роки тому +431

    Julie, you’re such a good actress that for a moment I thought ‘oh my god, these two women are very close and none of them is wearing a mask’. Cheers from Spain! Love your videos!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +78

      teehee

    • @AM-os4ty
      @AM-os4ty 3 роки тому +2

      The masks don't work, so it wouldn't matter anyway

    • @Daye04
      @Daye04 3 роки тому +32

      @@AM-os4ty uhm. You what, mate?

    • @abelt7236
      @abelt7236 3 роки тому +45

      @@Daye04 We just found a denier in the wild!!!

    • @NeonGeminis
      @NeonGeminis 3 роки тому +27

      @@Daye04 don't. Just... let him be.

  • @emmemcginnis135
    @emmemcginnis135 3 роки тому +380

    I love how she said “tomato tomato” with both pronounced EXACTLY the same

    • @robertbartelmes7623
      @robertbartelmes7623 3 роки тому +7

      ... gotta pay close attention to the Bon Mots Julie quietly chums into her videos ... they're kinda like the Easter Eggs Taylor Swift puts in her videos but way Cooler ...

    • @Seriessatirist1
      @Seriessatirist1 3 роки тому

      Time stamp

    • @sonias9722
      @sonias9722 3 роки тому

      Ikr that cracked me up like no other thing

    • @goavs7438
      @goavs7438 3 роки тому

      @@Seriessatirist1 2:46

  • @CreativeCalmASMR
    @CreativeCalmASMR 3 роки тому +783

    This is the type of content I need

  • @katieblake
    @katieblake 3 роки тому +223

    “Democracy on the brink” is the scariest costume 😂

  • @Welshguy78
    @Welshguy78 3 роки тому +1009

    I think the scariest aspect of this video is Julie's tendon dexterity. Julie Nolke... More like Julie Flexy!

    • @syntaxusdogmata3333
      @syntaxusdogmata3333 3 роки тому +6

      One of the few people we know who can smell what's under her toenails real quick.

    • @shamiksinha4808
      @shamiksinha4808 3 роки тому +6

      How is your comment 22 hours old? The video was only uploaded like an hour ago🤔🤔🤔

    • @stefanpajung113
      @stefanpajung113 3 роки тому +6

      @@shamiksinha4808 Patreons see the new videos earlier. That's how!

    • @Welshguy78
      @Welshguy78 3 роки тому +17

      @@shamiksinha4808 Also, I'm a time lord.

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 роки тому +1

      Ok, truth Julie! How long did you take ballet as a child? Your fellow skinny and bendy Toronto women (who happen to have weird looking feet, but crazy strong ankles!) are on to you!

  • @hf5642
    @hf5642 3 роки тому +209

    Notice how Julie gives CBC a “plug” via the noticeable socks. How Canadian.

    • @epmrealtyericmccormack6534
      @epmrealtyericmccormack6534 3 роки тому

      Yeah saw that for sure.

    • @pseydtonne
      @pseydtonne 3 роки тому +2

      Not just CBC socks: the classic 1980s logo, with Knowlton Nash and Peter Mansbridge hiding in there... and the cast of Hangin' In.

    • @ahkran99
      @ahkran99 3 роки тому +1

      OMG! I must has! CBC socks FTW! :D Julie is in my Will now.

  • @justinbaker9880
    @justinbaker9880 3 роки тому +51

    "i'd like to smell what's under my toenails really quick"
    That was indeed the correct point to end the video. Thank you.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +2

      No matter what she says, Julie can't not be pretty! 😄 And yes I DO know that's a double negative.

  • @rogue6
    @rogue6 3 роки тому +599

    "Somebody who's sick that infects the healthy population of humans?....."
    ....It's different.
    "Tomato, tomato"

    • @joana8615
      @joana8615 3 роки тому +20

      She said both the same way too😭

    • @108turquoise
      @108turquoise 3 роки тому +3

      It's different because we still haven't had a zombie apocalypse, but just wait until it happens... Then nobody will use zombie costumes.

    • @blues1589
      @blues1589 3 роки тому +5

      @@108turquoise I hope that doesn't happen :( ENOUGH!!! I just want good things in my life 😭

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 роки тому +3

      @@108turquoise 2021: Trump & Friends decide the best cure for COVID is a frontal lobotomy, despite there being no scientific evidence for that. Everyone with a cough starts getting lobotomized left and right. Bam, zombies.

    • @108turquoise
      @108turquoise 3 роки тому +5

      @@blues1589 for real... I think the universe is telling us that our actions have consequences 🤣...

  • @bella.beauty
    @bella.beauty 3 роки тому +190

    I was going to skip the sponsor but then realized she was doing it in character and I’m very happy I didn’t skip it.

  • @nehainthebay
    @nehainthebay 3 роки тому +115

    “Just be like a glacier in the ocean” or trees burning in California. Like all the on-the-nose costume ideas! And what’s scarier than reading 1984 anyway!

    • @hees0009
      @hees0009 3 роки тому +8

      What's scarier than reading 1984?
      Living it.

    • @LeSyd1984
      @LeSyd1984 3 роки тому +1

      @@hees0009 lol was about to say this...

    • @andrewj1754
      @andrewj1754 3 роки тому +1

      Brave New World.

    • @hees0009
      @hees0009 3 роки тому +1

      @@andrewj1754 good one. I was thinking of Animal Farm a lot this summer too, apropos of Pelosi, Cuomo, Omar, and co.

    • @alexism7800
      @alexism7800 3 роки тому

      @@hees0009 as a NY resident I can say that Cuomo is the main reason NY rebounded the way we did. As one of the states with the largest population we handled the virus extremely well whether people want to admit it or not

  • @pantalaimont1454
    @pantalaimont1454 3 роки тому +14

    2:46
    as she say : "Tomato, Tomato", I really felt that.
    Great vid as always

  • @H0nGKING
    @H0nGKING 3 роки тому +238

    this acting is genuinely incredible

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +54

      thank youuu

    • @isidoooora
      @isidoooora 3 роки тому +6

      @@julienolke i legit thought it was two different people at first. You are truly great at this.

    • @clintpatty
      @clintpatty 3 роки тому +2

      @@isidoooora The fingernail paint matches in detail though.

  • @leapoffaith20
    @leapoffaith20 3 роки тому +748

    "I thought about sexy bunny, but then I'd have to shave my inner thighs."
    Oh dear lord.

    • @DrDrift-rl6cc
      @DrDrift-rl6cc 3 роки тому +12

      I have never shaved my legs before, do tell, is this a daunting task?

    • @bacondoggo6635
      @bacondoggo6635 3 роки тому +4

      @@DrDrift-rl6cc oop

    • @LymanPhillips
      @LymanPhillips 3 роки тому +7

      There is now half chewed pizza all over my table . Twice.

    • @olivigarden
      @olivigarden 3 роки тому +32

      @@DrDrift-rl6cc If you've never shaved your legs before, it sure is! 😅 You pretty much have to go over everything once with an electric razor to get rid of all the long hair, then go over it all again with a regular razor to get a close shave and make things smooth.
      Oh yeah, and also, shaving the inner thighs sucks majorly because it's really easy for the razor to catch up there and it's stupidly hard to get a clean shave around the crotch area because of the tight corners and stuff.

    • @planespeaking
      @planespeaking 3 роки тому +1

      Nice thighs though and a vintage Garmin forerunner.

  • @hannahmcdonald3442
    @hannahmcdonald3442 3 роки тому +32

    She's doing Lorraine, the Mad TV character.. the old lady in huge glasses that goes "aahhh".

    • @MiciusPorcius
      @MiciusPorcius 3 роки тому +4

      So glad someone else noticed that too!

    • @AConquerorsVendetta
      @AConquerorsVendetta 3 роки тому +6

      I had to scroll waaaay too far to see this! I totally forgot she existed, and was happy af once I noticed the persona a few seconds in 😁😁 great classic stuff, man the early 2000s were nice

    • @aaronj.campbell3876
      @aaronj.campbell3876 3 роки тому

      YES! I was trying to remember her name!

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 3 роки тому +1

      The asian lady in the denim overalls dress or is it the blonde woman that has a similar facial structure to Julie?

    • @hannahmcdonald3442
      @hannahmcdonald3442 3 роки тому +2

      @@frostfang1 The blonde woman. but HOLY CRAP I also loved Swan!!!

  • @lupham1726
    @lupham1726 3 роки тому +16

    I'm a simple person, I see Julie in my news feed, I click. It's like 'here's your reward for staying alive' - 2020

  • @Only1_Me
    @Only1_Me 3 роки тому +666

    "No, no... Covid is not a hot seller. Nobody wants to be it... " Yep, that's a fact.

    • @snatchadams69
      @snatchadams69 3 роки тому +5

      "Oh no? Why is that?"

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 роки тому +7

      To be fair, I'd rather BE Covid than HAVE Covid!

    • @Only1_Me
      @Only1_Me 3 роки тому +1

      @@neuralmute so true!

  • @runforthecube
    @runforthecube 3 роки тому +1684

    Is that character named Julien Olke?

  • @noahh1082
    @noahh1082 3 роки тому +10

    I didn’t know that these were the same person until halfway through, it’s honestly insane, you are crazy talented

  • @sofagaming1515
    @sofagaming1515 3 роки тому +47

    Just go as a shirt with the text "2020" That would be absolutely terrifying

    • @M1NDCR4WL3R
      @M1NDCR4WL3R 3 роки тому +4

      this will be my next years costume. in case there still is .... halloween to celebrate.

    • @bramvanduijn8086
      @bramvanduijn8086 3 роки тому

      @@M1NDCR4WL3R HAH! You still think 2021 will be less bad? Have you learned nothing from 2017, 2018, 2019, and 2020? It always gets worse!

  • @DyslexicMitochondria
    @DyslexicMitochondria 3 роки тому +499

    Gonna go out as a plague doctor this halloween. Thatd be some cool youtube content

  • @filmtoppings
    @filmtoppings 3 роки тому +75

    Just wear one of those 2020 glasses we all wore on New Year's Day. 2020 is such a frightening idea now

    • @timopper5488
      @timopper5488 3 роки тому +10

      So just go as the year 2020? That’s rather genius.

    • @johnlucas6683
      @johnlucas6683 3 роки тому +2

      I was expecting her to say 2020. Hahaha Good idea on those glasses.

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @Krzysiek24568
    @Krzysiek24568 3 роки тому +52

    As soon as I saw the video title, I thought:
    "Coronavirus costume would be a breathtaking idea."
    Dark Humor xD

    • @eej1983able
      @eej1983able 3 роки тому +2

      🤭🤭🤭

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 роки тому +5

      Breathtaking 🤦🏾‍♂️
      I just got it.
      You sir need to leave 😂

    • @anon.03
      @anon.03 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Krzysiek24568
      @Krzysiek24568 3 роки тому +3

      @@TCt83067695
      Sorry sir, can't leave, isolation.
      You know how it is: viruses, jokes, someone could get it.
      😜

    • @TCt83067695
      @TCt83067695 3 роки тому +1

      @@Krzysiek24568unbelievable 🤣

  • @trybeinggr8239
    @trybeinggr8239 3 роки тому +10

    Flexy Julie doesn't know where to put any of her limbs. 🤣 Especially with the line "Let's just get this leg up here". I'd imagine aliens would be like that too.

  • @randommm1516
    @randommm1516 3 роки тому +91

    Entire 2020 feels like Halloween.....

    • @deangerber1797
      @deangerber1797 3 роки тому +1

      Whens the next day? Sure would be glad for that

    • @neuralmute
      @neuralmute 3 роки тому +2

      Nah, Halloween's *FUN!*

  • @TheDriveVibe
    @TheDriveVibe 3 роки тому +223

    The best costume would be a mummy, j- just wrapped with toilet paper.

    • @RobertsAdra
      @RobertsAdra 3 роки тому +26

      Best ... maybe... not for long since you will be mugged for the toilet paper or called nasty names for wasting it.

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 3 роки тому +3

      @@RobertsAdra Exactly! 😂😂😂

    • @couchpotatoe91
      @couchpotatoe91 3 роки тому +11

      ...if you can afford it!

    • @peterjp4
      @peterjp4 3 роки тому +10

      Try used toilet paper this year. It won't draw nearly as much attention and noone can say you wasted it.

    • @mariposa9506
      @mariposa9506 3 роки тому +5

      The extravagence!

  • @gumiswifts
    @gumiswifts 3 роки тому +211

    "people want to be more of a zombie"
    "yeah, a zombie!"
    "yeah i get that, somebody who's sick and infects the population of healthy humans"
    JULIE THE WAY I SCREAMED

    • @likethereaintenoughdyingst3841
      @likethereaintenoughdyingst3841 3 роки тому +2

      Hello fellow indian swiftie

    • @gumiswifts
      @gumiswifts 3 роки тому +2

      @@likethereaintenoughdyingst3841 hello!!!!!

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 роки тому

      The would be DJT who infected the white house and lots of the military, etc. I just keep spreading throughout the government now. At least he killed Herman Cain.

  • @katherinep1010
    @katherinep1010 3 роки тому +8

    "You got any microplastics?"
    Yes, actually. Every one of our costumes will break down into microplastics.

    • @neolexiousneolexian6079
      @neolexiousneolexian6079 3 роки тому

      ......I guess we'll just release a bunch of mealworms into the environment, since they can digest some plastics??? Idk! Thermoplastics are too useful and recyclable to give up on, and let's remember that natural lignin and cellulose were once long-lived pollutants too before evolution figured out a way to decompose them at scale.

  • @Revenge128
    @Revenge128 3 роки тому +133

    I think the only thing that I'm grateful for this year is that I found you and your channel!
    Thank you Julie! ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +30

      Wow, thank you!

    • @aranoguera8945
      @aranoguera8945 3 роки тому +4

      Same ❤️🌈☺️

    • @tishdyer1
      @tishdyer1 3 роки тому +3

      Yep, same!

    • @Jessica-ch1yi
      @Jessica-ch1yi 3 роки тому +5

      Me too, I wonder why so many of us discovered her channel in lockdown :)

    • @jaytibby
      @jaytibby 3 роки тому +3

      Covid brought me here also

  • @JennaGetsCreative
    @JennaGetsCreative 3 роки тому +36

    "Tomato tomato" (pronounced the same) was the best customer comment 😂

  • @sphong0610
    @sphong0610 3 роки тому +89

    The fact that neither the customer nor the employee is wearing a mask is scary enough for me.

  • @derektitov6667
    @derektitov6667 3 роки тому +14

    I'm reminded of Mo Collins' "Lorraine" character from MadTV. Not totally, but definitely a little. Nice work.

    • @Sheamu5
      @Sheamu5 3 роки тому

      Yes! I thought the same, btw she's making content on UA-cam as Lorraine

  • @saveerjain8168
    @saveerjain8168 3 роки тому +165

    “I just sanitized my hands” , she says while picking her nose
    genius content

  • @vishaljoy6802
    @vishaljoy6802 3 роки тому +45

    The only sponsor segment I've enjoyed watching!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +4

      😝😝

    • @adrienneprice7835
      @adrienneprice7835 3 роки тому +6

      “I’d like to smell what’s under my toenails real quick”
      “We’ll get you on the reading through your ears train” 🤣
      Totally worth watching til the end 😁

    • @jerospal
      @jerospal 3 роки тому

      Try watching Mike Majlak’s Night shift sponsee segments

    • @susanwilliams2392
      @susanwilliams2392 3 роки тому +1

      Ryan George's adstronaught has joined the chat

  • @drewzero1
    @drewzero1 3 роки тому +20

    Your face says “Yeah, we’re going to need you to pack up your desk and move to basement level B”
    But your voice says “Excuse me, I believe you have my stapler”

    • @MEOWalina
      @MEOWalina 3 роки тому

      spot on! now i feel the need to rewatch that movie

    • @larissaswayze
      @larissaswayze 3 роки тому +1

      This is quite possibly the hardest I’ve ever laughed while reading a comment. Thank you.

  • @alexandre3989
    @alexandre3989 3 роки тому +23

    "Ok, zombie it is."
    "Oh, thank god."
    "Do you have a Jeffrey Epstein zombie?"

    • @johndododoe1411
      @johndododoe1411 3 роки тому

      Maybe a Maxwell one for the female equivalent...

  • @Cadrid
    @Cadrid 3 роки тому +102

    I’ll be dressing up as a Sexy UA-cam Comments Section this year.
    I’ll be covered in hearts, peaches and eggplants, and mostly ignored.

  • @oodoodoopoopoo
    @oodoodoopoopoo 3 роки тому +13

    "Sorry, let me get my leg up here" 😆
    The "I gotta pee / crawling out of my own skin" movements of that character were hilarious.

  • @talitafranco7230
    @talitafranco7230 3 роки тому +11

    “Zombie someone who is sick and infect a population of health humans” - And I cannot stop laughing of the irony!!! The whole video is amazing but this part is just brilliant!!!!

  • @rkmath4905
    @rkmath4905 3 роки тому +11

    The fact that she didn’t mention plague doctor costumes disappoints me greatly lol. That’s what I’m going as this year lol

  • @dudefood825
    @dudefood825 3 роки тому +80

    She wants to be a scary costume but I was actually terrified of her being herself the whole time 🤔

  • @TheAlphaZulu
    @TheAlphaZulu 3 роки тому +44

    I was just rewatching “Is the Pandemic over yet?” and realized I missed Julie Flexy. Love the socks and that Julie stays in character for the sponsor parts? So good!
    I wonder how Doc Julie is doing....🤔

    • @leslys6205
      @leslys6205 3 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/channels/W6Mhx_ZOXb4q0EkNywrNRg.html

  • @a.spirit8408
    @a.spirit8408 3 роки тому +153

    This year is Opposite Halloween: the scariest people are those NOT wearing masks. And we don't want the treats they are giving away.

    • @carolyntalbot947
      @carolyntalbot947 3 роки тому +1

      👏👏👏

    • @jamssnana4084
      @jamssnana4084 3 роки тому +1

      Nicely done!!! 👍

    • @toriless
      @toriless 3 роки тому +1

      I had a mirror with a biohazard symbol. It was bit subtle but got a laugh when explained. I also had tongs out but they came with their own.

    • @tarico4436
      @tarico4436 3 роки тому

      Looks like you, A. Spirit, need to be gifted a few brain cells. Scientist after scientist are coming out against the usefulness of masks. If you have a hazmat suit on, that would work. I'm forced at work to wear a mask, and I do, so I don't get fired. These masks are all about people like you, A. Spirit, showing willingness to bend a knee to your overlords. Totalitarianism.

    • @Raison_d-etre
      @Raison_d-etre 3 роки тому

      @@toriless Oh, I'll try to remember this one.

  • @2012swc
    @2012swc 3 роки тому +3

    She has got to be the most patient halloween store employee to exist in the history of run down strip malls

  • @cam4894
    @cam4894 3 роки тому +83

    It's sad, we've all had this customer... People come up to me in the library and say, "I'm looking for a book". I'm a bit of a smart ass, so I usually answer, "well we're a library, so we have of those".
    Also, mirror Julie would make a phenomenal Halloween costume!

    • @jimrockfish1875
      @jimrockfish1875 3 роки тому +1

      THAT!.. is a great idea!

    • @kearstin1988
      @kearstin1988 3 роки тому +5

      Ugh I use to manage at Sally Beauty Supply and the question that would get me is "whats the best nail polish color?" Um....
      Or they'd ask me to help them pick out a color. Im like "okay do you like this color?" "No" "how about this one?" No"....okay....ya think you could do this on your own??

    • @SatumainenOlento
      @SatumainenOlento 3 роки тому +1

      Working in a chocolate shop:
      "What is the best tasting chocolate in here?"
      Me: "Well, that's totally your choice."
      Working in a leather workshop. People: "It smells like leather in here!"
      Me: "Surprise, surprise"
      Working in a cheese-shop. People who think that they are first at being funny:
      "It smells cheesy in here!"
      Me: "O Lord, help me get through this day without killing anybody..."
      After 100th time hearing the same "jokes" I started to give my sarcastic answers to them. That made people to wake up and stop being robots on automatic drive. Then it got nice to chat with them. You just needed to break them out of being stupid. Hahhaaa 😀

    • @spppon
      @spppon 3 роки тому +1

      I really don't like what I thought of when you said she would make a great halloween costume...

    • @cam4894
      @cam4894 3 роки тому

      That's why at my other job, when people ask me, "is that my _________?" I started telling people my job was to pick things up and put them down. Because I dunno what's in the envelope or box, I was just told to deliver the envelope or box... I rarely know who it's going to, just the department.
      But honestly, I love my job, it's my favorite one so far!

  • @jahalr6598
    @jahalr6598 3 роки тому +13

    Omg . Absolutely awesome. Love her change of voices, body language between characters .

  • @KritikaSpreadLove
    @KritikaSpreadLove 3 роки тому

    We love Julie because the sponsorship is PART of the act. She connects it and makes it interesting to watch and AH she’s just golden is all.

  • @iLikeTrainsXx
    @iLikeTrainsXx 3 роки тому +21

    I demand a remake with drunk Julie! Side note amazing work as always.

  • @cheshirecat5416
    @cheshirecat5416 3 роки тому +12

    4:45 'We get you on the reading through your ears train. How d'you feel about that, huh?'
    It's not even part of the actual sketch but made me laugh out loud with just the way she said it😂

  • @sharaguzzetta9504
    @sharaguzzetta9504 3 роки тому +1

    I think my favorite part of Julie's videos is normal Julie looking at her other characters like you would if you encountered them in real life, a little confused and wondering if they're harmless crazy or dangerous crazy.

  • @vianized5248
    @vianized5248 3 роки тому

    I always love the 'awkwardly confused yet still trynna be polite' character lol

  • @robspadre5519
    @robspadre5519 3 роки тому +11

    Those CBC socks get me every time! Love it. I hope Julie does more “edgy” comedy stuff soon.

  • @saksham3693
    @saksham3693 3 роки тому +38

    hey julie when are you goint to make the worst french foley artist part 2 ? really really loved that one

    • @shentzu
      @shentzu 3 роки тому +1

      I regret that I have but one upvote to give this comment.

  • @michaelperry9423
    @michaelperry9423 3 роки тому

    One of the most talented sketch performers on UA-cam. Glad to see the channel blowing up! Well deserved

  • @jimh472
    @jimh472 3 роки тому +7

    If Mirror Julie had a real life cousin this would be her.

  • @draghn
    @draghn 3 роки тому +9

    Every. Time. You get me absorbed into the story and have me laughing. I can't even find the appropriate words to express how impressive all of your content is.
    "Like a Zombie? Yeah, I get that, someone who's sick who infects the healthy population of humans " 😂🤣 SO good. Thank you!

  • @lilygreen4000
    @lilygreen4000 3 роки тому +3

    I didn’t even realize that the customer was Julie till the end 😂. I guess that’s what you call great acting.

  • @MajaBiana
    @MajaBiana 3 роки тому

    That last joke about a turtle costume and plastic straws made me want to laugh and cry simultaneously.

  • @foxfoster1
    @foxfoster1 3 роки тому +1

    One of the things that I love about these videos is there’re always so relatable... *Always*

  • @TrevorsMom
    @TrevorsMom 3 роки тому +36

    Yes, the scariest story ever in five words "Someone will win this November" 👻

    • @wesleyreimer3868
      @wesleyreimer3868 3 роки тому +4

      "Whoever wins... We lose."

    • @IceMetalPunk
      @IceMetalPunk 3 роки тому +2

      "Trump won once, he can do it again."

    • @jaytibby
      @jaytibby 3 роки тому +1

      The worst election in history is coming

    • @camelopardalis84
      @camelopardalis84 3 роки тому

      That's a very cute little ghost. Here's a video with very cute little ghosts in them (that is also appropriate for Halloween. Which is tomorrow. Or the day after for you if you live VERY far West.) ua-cam.com/video/6tXsO35TQ-0/v-deo.html

  • @samanthaaiello
    @samanthaaiello 3 роки тому +5

    I pictured this customer coming in, and then doing this sponsorship to the poor halloween store employee before making her purchase. Bold move!

    • @julienolke
      @julienolke  3 роки тому +4

      hahaha I never thought about that but I love it!

  • @sarahsfavfan
    @sarahsfavfan 3 роки тому

    Squats on counters and leg stretches are what I come here for! lol Brilliant! Also, those socks rock!!

  • @delilah8476
    @delilah8476 3 роки тому

    You are now my favorite you tube comedian! The time you put into these videos is amazing!!!! So talented!

  • @tiredwatermelon333
    @tiredwatermelon333 3 роки тому +67

    as someone who encounters "pandemic is a hoax" guy every day
    it is _terrifying_

    • @AM-os4ty
      @AM-os4ty 3 роки тому +3

      As someone who knows that the masks don't work and official sources have 98% survival rates, the concept that "intelligencia" is scared of this thing and lockdown people repeatedly for it is far more frightening. The guy who thinks it's hoax is at least paying attention to exactly how many people are surviving a chest cold.

    • @SIGSEGV1337
      @SIGSEGV1337 3 роки тому +2

      I have a compulsive need to debate everyone, you have no idea how many hours I've spent dealing with these people

    • @rugile6238
      @rugile6238 3 роки тому +11

      @@AM-os4ty :Ddd and here we gooooo agaiiin.... Of course masks dont work if you dont wear them properly. And I thought that people had enough time (6 months!) to distinguish corona from the cold. Welp

    • @AM-os4ty
      @AM-os4ty 3 роки тому +1

      @@rugile6238 - They don't work at all. They never worked. It's superstition and even the medicos know it.

    • @AM-os4ty
      @AM-os4ty 3 роки тому +2

      @@rugile6238 - A coronavirus is a common cold virus. The symptoms, death rate, treatment, and everything else is a chest cold. How many celebs need to recover completely, like it's a cold before you get it? How many cold and flu seasons do you cheer on deadly and depressing lockdowns before you understand?

  • @velu2957
    @velu2957 3 роки тому +25

    bruh she really created a whole character so julie could show off her flexibility huh

    • @GamingAfter50
      @GamingAfter50 3 роки тому +2

      aaannnd, her CBC socks!

    • @jadierain8563
      @jadierain8563 3 роки тому

      actually i'm 99% sure this character has been in one of her videos before

    • @Marc_Miller
      @Marc_Miller 3 роки тому

      Definitely some Mary Katherine Gallagher vibes.

    • @hotjanuary
      @hotjanuary 3 роки тому

      @@jadierain8563 , the job interview one?

    • @jadierain8563
      @jadierain8563 3 роки тому

      @@hotjanuary yes that one

  • @BBHubbs
    @BBHubbs 3 роки тому

    Thank you, as always, for being a refreshing pause during this entire year of spookiness.

  • @DjDarkD
    @DjDarkD 3 роки тому +2

    She can act surprised about how her other self reacts. It's insane.

  • @sukruths5257
    @sukruths5257 3 роки тому +3

    Julie's acting never fails to impress us ❤️ Such a talent

  • @BrettThompsonPT
    @BrettThompsonPT 3 роки тому +5

    Remember everyone thinking Joe Exotic was going to be a popular choice? Seems like years ago now!

  • @kellyhord2598
    @kellyhord2598 3 роки тому +13

    This doesn’t quite feel 2020 to me without masks.

  • @MissIshX
    @MissIshX 3 роки тому

    She’s such a good actor, oh my god what a treat to watch these videos :)
    I love how well this character sponsors audible haha. I usually can’t stand this part of UA-cam videos but damn this is funny too.

  • @vaishnavishrivastava3994
    @vaishnavishrivastava3994 3 роки тому +8

    "Somebody who is sick and infects the population of healthy humans" XD

  • @Dcrainmaker
    @Dcrainmaker 3 роки тому +51

    Wow...pulling out a FR305 for this one. Well played!

    • @drewzero1
      @drewzero1 3 роки тому +3

      Thanks for this, I was about to ask what watch that was. Neat!

    • @jaredknapp6832
      @jaredknapp6832 3 роки тому

      Its his dong

    • @aaronsteers
      @aaronsteers 3 роки тому +1

      I noticed the familiar look of the 305 too! 🤣

    • @GhostFoxvonBohmen
      @GhostFoxvonBohmen 3 роки тому

      That's an actual watch? I thought it was a blood pressure tester or something.

    • @aaronsteers
      @aaronsteers 3 роки тому +2

      @@GhostFoxvonBohmen That's why anyone who had one remembers it. It was the first relatively affordable and high quality gps watch for runners, was made by Garmin and was "the runners watch to beat" for at least a few years.
      Of course it was also super bulbous :D

  • @jacobd1984
    @jacobd1984 3 роки тому

    I like that this channel has enough distinct Julies on the roster that you immediately knew things were gonna get strange within 3 seconds just from how the first one walked in.

  • @b.wilder1663
    @b.wilder1663 3 роки тому

    Julie is brilliant for staying in character for the adverts-- I actually pay attention and don't regret it!

  • @qzbnyv
    @qzbnyv 3 роки тому +8

    So this is where she went after cursing the Beast and his household staff

  • @jenn1644
    @jenn1644 3 роки тому +5

    call security
    she's ready to fight with all that stretching

  • @sock1050
    @sock1050 3 роки тому +1

    Jesus Nolke, you don't mess around do you? I just finished a 6hour existential crisis and you go and hit me with this

  • @TiffyMcKay
    @TiffyMcKay 3 роки тому

    omg, I love the awkward character. Over the top awkward for the win. That might be my new favorite sponsor clip at the end too. 😂

  • @krupasodagar5907
    @krupasodagar5907 3 роки тому +5

    Julie never wastes a moment! Always stretching! Always exercising! You inspire me! XD
    Julie act
    Julie influence
    But more importantly
    Julie exercise!
    ...im sorry that's the best i can do

  • @erika6473
    @erika6473 3 роки тому +24

    How is Halloween still happening in America/Canada/literally anywhere with COVID? I’m still cautious about doing it in ‘straya and most of the country has had no community transmission in months.

    • @elyceharris
      @elyceharris 3 роки тому +2

      I'm doing more of a "trick or yeet" where we set up a chute on our railing to fly candy to kids at the base of the stairs so everyone stays 6 ft apart. We have plague doctor masks and will toss on some gloves. Probably some kids who are or are around immuno compromised individuals won't partake, but for us that strikes a balance were comfortable with.
      But them kids better stay off my damn porch if they want candy!! (I feel like such a grumpy old lady typing that)

    • @itoshiibaka8267
      @itoshiibaka8267 3 роки тому

      Ontario is a Covid hot zone in in Canada, and we've been advised not to do Halloween here. Most of us are following that guidance and the few who aren't are talking about all of the precautions they'll be taking. Can't speak for everyone, though.

    • @taija_m2686
      @taija_m2686 3 роки тому

      My question exactly. Why can't ppl just stay at home and buy their own damn candy and stuff their faces? Why go out and infect more people for what? A measly KitKat you can buy at the dollar store for like $2? Gosh humanity never fails to make me laugh😔😑😑

  • @LRRJames
    @LRRJames 3 роки тому

    Let's be clear, those CBC socks are the true star of this sketch.

  • @Kris2510
    @Kris2510 3 роки тому

    Julie, you are simply hillarious. Even the ad is great fun to watch. If I weren't already a costumer I'd become one right now!

  • @MysterCannabis
    @MysterCannabis 3 роки тому +3

    You're just flexing your flexibility on us with that character, don't ya

  • @leah-pg7oe
    @leah-pg7oe 3 роки тому +5

    Early squad! Love you Julie and your vids, laughed me through some hard times!

  • @ASMRMace
    @ASMRMace 3 роки тому

    I'm strangely attracted to this frumpy lispy character so I listened to alllll the ad outro. Well played 😆

  • @leineyg6564
    @leineyg6564 3 роки тому

    She's already got the perfect scary Halloween... a person in shopping without a mask!!

  • @GrandpaPapi
    @GrandpaPapi 3 роки тому +23

    i laughed so hard when the girl buying a costume said “somebody who’s sick who infects the population of healthy humans?” Whilst talking about zombies
    nice job lmao 😆

  • @landon3573
    @landon3573 3 роки тому +3

    The scariest thing that you can go as this year is an anti-masker.

  • @taleef1760
    @taleef1760 3 роки тому

    Everything you do is gold. Just damn these skits are always so amazing!

  • @NS-pf2zc
    @NS-pf2zc 3 роки тому

    Best part, hands down, the 1984 bit on the audible ad.