I still don’t fully understand how these massive media corporations can’t figure out audio delay. I can skype on my damn phone in real-time with anyone on earth with virtually no delay!
@@julienolke Well, I think that it could also be my fault, we were lacking in communication. I just hope he's ok, I've heard the most unspeakable things coming from the mime community
“Mimes have a notoriously hard time breeding” - I legit almost spit out my coffee. I like how you worked in the awkward delay as the reporter hears the question from the anchor. This was gold.
I appreciate you giving voice to this issue. With the world ending in short order, this might be a "mute" point anyway. That's just the sign of the times. So, you can't really blame the mimes for acting out.
"Researchers have tried placing male mimes into the same room as reproductive females, but it's virtually impossible to get the females to show any interest." 😂😂😂
@@tyramotar maybe the mimes discovered that corno get through their invisible walls and decided it would be safer behind physical ones for the time being. I hope that's not the case.
I have no words to explain how much I loved this. The absolute attention to detail. My favourite bit? The delay between Diane talking and Leanne responding 😂
I am so glad you decided to speak up and voice your concerns over this pressing issue that most people don't hear about often. I personally had only heard whispers of this tragedy until now and I thank you for making sure this issue is heard by a wider audience. I think we should hold a moment of silence for the mime community. It is evident that this problem should be debated loudly and not leave these endangered people feeling boxed in in a time when every voice is important. However i have no doubt that my concerns will fall on deaf ears..... I will show myself out....
Put a mime in a box with an available female? He would just keep moving around the box making believe it was a fake box. They are easy to confuse and reluctant to initiate any breeding activity. Like pandas, but fewer bamboo shoots.
I appreciate the subtle humor of the LONG delay of the field correspondent to answer questions...as though the questions they ask are on the spot and not at all planned
Me: *nods in agreement to the in-depth research about the mime disappearance, loses it by seeing so many people in the background, lol Strange times...
The head nodding of reporter and anchor is just so spot-on it's uncanny! Amazing comedy gold just on the mannerisms, and the gravitas applied to such a serious issue lol.
As an expert on the mime species it is heart warming to see the media step up and report on this very pressing issue that has been kept boxed in, for far too long
0:45 “As you can see I’m standing in a relatively popular Toronto park” Okay...did you film this last year or why and how is their that many people all together in a park??? 🧐
Julie, I’m a Canuck 🇨🇦 Another great one! “Breeding Mimes 😂” Would that be mimed procreation? 🤭 I found your channel couple mths ago & have absofuckinglutely been binge watching all your previous content. New Patreon sub as well!😘 How are you not a national treasure already 😉! I’m voting for your Quaratine skit & l ♥️ ask High Julie! Bring it back! I’m stuck at home thank you for the much needed laughter.
Priceless! The nodding, the fake time delay (as if she were reporting from Paris, or something), the faux seriousness. The epitome of parody. Well done ladies!
CANNOT be happier to come across your Chanel. You are hilarious and so creative. You’ve really helped so many people during this weird time. thank you!!!!!!
Many people are saying that we ought to have acted a decade ago, when the sharp decline of plate spinners first became apparent. Will humankind EVER get its juggling act together?
As tightrope walker and aerialist numbers have declined thru overharvesting, their ecological niche has be taken over by slackliners and vertical dance enthusiasts -- making natural recovery difficult. Sort of like hagfish and the Atlantic cod. If hagfish wore patchouli oil. Which ... they might? Our best hope is to breed TRWs and trapezeists in captivity, feeding them with handpuppets (wearing tophats?) and accepting a certain number will not make it to adulthood. Then, when they have the skills required to compete in the wild, we release them onto the set of American Ninja Warrior.
mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
Once again, great imagination, and subtle nuance of comedic timing right up there with the best. Living in Montana, far from the Parisian epicenter, we only hear third hand stories of mimes, but we appreciate them from large format coffee table books published in Toronto.
Literally the funniest part of this sketch is listening to two Canadiennes do a HARD American accent for the whole video! Pure gold, and thank you both for that!
I mean, EVERYTHING. The names, the little walk-n-talk, the audio delay, the microphone flag, the notepad, the clothing, the hair-n-make-up, the lower-thirds, the music, the backdrop, that depth of field fence shot, the writing, the acting. Holy shit, so good. I laughed and I’m in awe.
I didn't feel entertained or amused even one bit by this preposterous subject, but watching these two beautiful ladies is always a pleasure and it's hard not to appreciate their sheer effort.
I love your content, super creative. When you said "researchers have tried placing mimes into the same room as reproductive females, however it's virtually impossible to get them to show any interest" I wish you had said "however it's virtually impossible to get them talking."
If you enjoyed this sketch, please Like and Subscribe! 🥓🤠🤸♀️🏆🙆♀️
I originally read the title as “Where are the memes?” Lmao. ✌🏻🇨🇦
*The delay pause and nod* 😂😂😂
2/3 ;-)
Audio delay was too real lol
Except for when it wasn't.
That's what I came to say lol
I loved that touch
the video was uploaded 6 hours ago????? wtf??????
I still don’t fully understand how these massive media corporations can’t figure out audio delay. I can skype on my damn phone in real-time with anyone on earth with virtually no delay!
The first rule of mime club is that you don’t talk about mime club
Leptonaut A very important rule ✊
That replys to good, I'm jealous .
Kirrily wins the internet today.
The first rule of mime club is that you don't talk.
ToyKeeper That’s too big of an honour 🥺👉👈
Once I had a friend that decided to become a mime, I've never heard from him since
proof!!
@@julienolke Well, I think that it could also be my fault, we were lacking in communication. I just hope he's ok, I've heard the most unspeakable things coming from the mime community
Are you a dad? 🤣🤣🤣🤣 Great joke BTW
@@vitaminq4348 Actually, I'm 18 😅
@@ermannomonforti8813 I haven't heard anything at all!
Murder hornets appear and suddenly all the mimes start disappearing. Coincidence? I think not
Very good
@Albright Kim I believe you misspelled the word “meme”.
@J V 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
Giant wasps going around, murdering people? What is this, the 1920s? Where is Agatha Christie when you need her?
Dozens of witnesses but everyone thinks the mime is just a really good actor.
“Mimes have a notoriously hard time breeding” - I legit almost spit out my coffee. I like how you worked in the awkward delay as the reporter hears the question from the anchor. This was gold.
i like the delay before she answers the question 1:16 , and julie nodding back as she nods . the subtle comedy in your videos is gold.
Went to the comments section to find this comment lol hahaha
And she wants to type with a pen inverted.
👏👏👏👍
Damn. I missed this one. Have to watch it again. I have nothing else to say. Except I figured I’d hop on the bad pun bandwagon. Really bad.
I love the answer delays! 😂😂
I appreciate you giving voice to this issue. With the world ending in short order, this might be a "mute" point anyway. That's just the sign of the times. So, you can't really blame the mimes for acting out.
How did you comment 18 hours ago??
Wait....
@@zcmini000 she probably posted it on patrion before youtube
damn, thought I had put a witty comment and then read this and realised how out-matched I am in my pun game, well played!
Check out the "English with Lucy" channel for the correct spelling of moot. It's a moot point, my friend. Cheers!
Giving a voice to those who can’t speak. That’s real journalism right there! Thank you
Oh yes the forgotten minorities..
Underappreciated comment.
lol
"Dad's going downstairs behind couches."
I feel attacked.
Same! What is it that causes us dads to know to do this?
Only dads understand.
Up your game, the lone hand hair pull from aside door jam. 😉
I hear that incidents of pretending to come back up the stairs is on the rise.
@@JohnLewis-old 'on the rise' - dad joke in a thread about dad jokes. A dad thanks you!
Now maybe we’ll appreciate them. A mime is a terrible thing to waste.
As a child of the seventies, I approve this message.
RIP Arthur Allen Fletcher, 1924-2005
You beat me by 5 hours.
👏🏾👏🏾
Great movie lol.
OMG, no....
Witnesses had this to say:
nailed it
@@julienolke *y e s*
Julie really out here bringing awareness to such an important issue 😔✊
these are the hard hitting issues we need to address
Julie Nolke Couldn’t be more true 😪🤧 You’re now the only news reporter I trust
This says a lot about society
@@KirrilyNicholls I also trust Stephen Colbert and Seth Meyers.
Nailed it! Especially with the delay and Leanne nodding her head LOL spot on
"Researchers have tried placing male mimes into the same room as reproductive females, but it's virtually impossible to get the females to show any interest." 😂😂😂
The mimes are often reluctant to come out of their "comfort zone"...
Wow! You really took the time to type that long sentence even when we all fucking watched it??
@@rorschach5652 💀
That was amazing lol
The most depressing part of the whole report, for mimes.
The most reliable news out there
Oh damn. Too real.
Discovering this channel is one of the best thing that has happened to me during this lockdown. 💜💜
For the continued survival of mimes, an approach of thinking outside the box is vital. Truly sad times for the species
This is troubling news. And here I was, thinking I was going to have a nice day. Thanks, Diane.
terribly unsettling
Global warming: causing the destruction of habitats for polar bears... and mimes
who knew?
First i thought she wrote "memes" with a spelling mistake lol
lol same
Me too 😂🤣
Yet more evidence of mime erasure 😔.
@@agjul yes they have become so uncommon that their name isn´t even recognized anymore
Really? My comment was deleted? WTF?
I wanna make a joke but I can't think of a word that rhymes with mimes.
limes, times, dimes...
@@kmushariwa r/wooooosh
I see what you did there . . lololololol
You just think about it a few more times.
@@popcorn485 he´ll get there
This is terrible, it’s bad enough that this corona thing is going on but THE MIMES ARE GONE!?!?! 2020 is not a good year
this year will define our generation
Julie Nolke definitely
Gasp...do you think there’s a connection between corona and the mimes?
Ty Ramotar gasp... maybe
@@tyramotar maybe the mimes discovered that corno get through their invisible walls and decided it would be safer behind physical ones for the time being. I hope that's not the case.
Love this! Had not "heard" a word about this before this video. :-)
When you’re so sure it’s going to be quality that you “like” it before it starts
lol thanks!
@aamidjaythreepointoh...AMEN 🤩🤩🤩
Same
This is brilliant!! Had us both in stitches!
😝😝😝
I have no words to explain how much I loved this. The absolute attention to detail. My favourite bit? The delay between Diane talking and Leanne responding 😂
I am so glad you decided to speak up and voice your concerns over this pressing issue that most people don't hear about often. I personally had only heard whispers of this tragedy until now and I thank you for making sure this issue is heard by a wider audience. I think we should hold a moment of silence for the mime community. It is evident that this problem should be debated loudly and not leave these endangered people feeling boxed in in a time when every voice is important. However i have no doubt that my concerns will fall on deaf ears.....
I will show myself out....
This channel is the best thing I found during the quarantine. Thank you Julie for bringing smiles to 251k people!
mimes have a notoriously hard time breeding 😂
Guffaws ensued after that line.
Put a mime in a box with an available female? He would just keep moving around the box making believe it was a fake box. They are easy to confuse and reluctant to initiate any breeding activity. Like pandas, but fewer bamboo shoots.
1:15 that delay is so real LMAO
That awkward pause where she has to wait before answering the question... Accurate xD
Julie Nolke does not disappoint. I need this kind of news in my life 🥰
The awkward pause and nod was just the perfect touch to the video!!!
Maybe they just learned to
*mime their business*
Sorry I'm just gonna leave
I thought that was quite witty . You can stay.
I applaud your wit.
LOL Thanks for that !
😂
The door's on the right
No ones paying attention to mimes,everyone's eyes are on julie.they are sad and are feeling betrayed.
I appreciate the subtle humor of the LONG delay of the field correspondent to answer questions...as though the questions they ask are on the spot and not at all planned
I really love the small details like the pen or the delays
Me: *nods in agreement to the in-depth research about the mime disappearance, loses it by seeing so many people in the background, lol
Strange times...
😂 Who would think of this video subject matter??? 😂😂
Really appreciate you covering these tough issues that few people are speaking out about.
You, your actors, your cameraman, just everything is perfect perfect perfect!!!
Question we always wanted to ask, and now finally we have a voice.
Maybe they are _miming_ their own business.
:: slowly pulls out rotten tomato from paper sack ::
@@WatchThatFirstStep :: hands a bat instead ::
The head nodding of reporter and anchor is just so spot-on it's uncanny! Amazing comedy gold just on the mannerisms, and the gravitas applied to such a serious issue lol.
Wow! Gina could absolutely be a field news reporter. Her delivery was a perfect replica of news reports I've heard my whole life.
Marceau, Barrault, Deburau, Avital, Shepherd, Montanaro, Decroux, Darius, Shields & Yarnell, Lecoq, and Tati have all left the chat.
GEORGE BUSH DOESN'T CARE ABOUT MIMES
I think the current Oval office occupant can learn a thing or two from a mime ?!?
..... it’s oh, so very tempting, but I shan’t go there.
Thank you for speaking up for mimes, because they can not... literally.
As an expert on the mime species it is heart warming to see the media step up and report on this very pressing issue that has been kept boxed in, for far too long
0:45 “As you can see I’m standing in a relatively popular Toronto park”
Okay...did you film this last year or why and how is their that many people all together in a park??? 🧐
Dude...”mimes have a notoriously hard time breeding”. I am cr-eye-ing!!!
I just became a Patron. You fill a small void with humor. Thank you. Now I'm heading over to Patreon to jump into the rabbit hole of Julie. Cheers 🍷
Greetings from Paris, this is really alarming. I have not seen a mime perform since 17th March.
"Mime community silent on issue" 😭😭😭😭
Julie, I’m a Canuck 🇨🇦 Another great one! “Breeding Mimes 😂” Would that be mimed procreation? 🤭 I found your channel couple mths ago & have absofuckinglutely been binge watching all your previous content. New Patreon sub as well!😘
How are you not a national treasure already 😉! I’m voting for your Quaratine skit & l ♥️ ask High Julie! Bring it back! I’m stuck at home thank you for the much needed laughter.
Thank you Gina and Julie!
Love the pauses and head nods that you always see between reporters and the studio...well observed. 1:18
I am not first,
I am definitely not last,
But when I see Julie,
I click fast!
(Love this video 😂❤️)
LOL!! Poetic
@@julienolke 😂 Love you Julie!
This is like a 'The Onion'' story...thats a good thing
I was searching the comments for someone else to say what I was thinking.
Some of the best sketch comedy I have seen is from this channel. 100%
That subtle lag in communication between anchor and reporter! Awesome!
I forgot that mimes even existed
1:18
Aaaa she even did the long pause
The pause between question and answer is gold!!! 😂😂😂
Priceless! The nodding, the fake time delay (as if she were reporting from Paris, or something), the faux seriousness. The epitome of parody. Well done ladies!
How creepy is it for anyone who was just wondering this yesterday?
Julie Nolke and Ryan George should have the crossover...
You must be so happy now :D
The delayed response and nodding was an excellent touch! lol thx
I love these kinds of videos where it’s a slow build of absurdity combined with subtle moments of direct humor. Amazing work
“Mines have a notoriously hard time breeding” lol - ya think?
The real question: *Where are the memes?*
CANNOT be happier to come across your Chanel. You are hilarious and so creative. You’ve really helped so many people during this weird time. thank you!!!!!!
That was more informative and educational than our American media news outlets. Thanks Diane Woodley.
She should audition for movies she'll definitely get picked up for good roles.
Q: How do you make a mime cry?
A: You kill their family.
...before they do
This is so true... went to Paris in Oct of 2019... didn't see ONE mime. The epicenter of mimes had NO mimes!
The nodding is so accurate 😂😂👏
Not the mimes, i just hope it never gets to the tight rope walkers, that would ruin my life, and everyone's life
Many people are saying that we ought to have acted a decade ago, when the sharp decline of plate spinners first became apparent. Will humankind EVER get its juggling act together?
As tightrope walker and aerialist numbers have declined thru overharvesting, their ecological niche has be taken over by slackliners and vertical dance enthusiasts -- making natural recovery difficult. Sort of like hagfish and the Atlantic cod. If hagfish wore patchouli oil. Which ... they might?
Our best hope is to breed TRWs and trapezeists in captivity, feeding them with handpuppets (wearing tophats?) and accepting a certain number will not make it to adulthood. Then, when they have the skills required to compete in the wild, we release them onto the set of American Ninja Warrior.
I like how this is '1 minute ago' but there's comments from 20 hours ago
I give early access on my Patreon
Julie Nolke, OH! It all makes sense now! Haha. Thank you for letting us know. ❤️
@@julienolke Ohh that makes sense
She gave me early access 48 years ago
I just gotta say it… You need your own show Julie. :-) Brilliant!
1:18 The nods and the silence. That was pure comedic gold. :D :D :D
mime owners: this is claude st. pierre, we adopted him two years ago. he’s a third generation french mime with roots in the early carnie awakening. we only feed him hand toasted vegan peanuts and paleo candy floss
fool owners: this is hoops he likes jokes
Ok, this is awesome!
Once again, great imagination, and subtle nuance of comedic timing right up there with the best. Living in Montana, far from the Parisian epicenter, we only hear third hand stories of mimes, but we appreciate them from large format coffee table books published in Toronto.
Thank you for breaking the silence on this issue.
Literally the funniest part of this sketch is listening to two Canadiennes do a HARD American accent for the whole video! Pure gold, and thank you both for that!
Loved the eye for detail. That clicking noise news presenters make before stating something was spot on
This channel is one of the better things that ever happened to my recommended feed. Keep them coming!
I love it when the brunette is in the video. You two work so well together! Love the video.
Thank you for existing Julie Nolke!!
I mean, EVERYTHING. The names, the little walk-n-talk, the audio delay, the microphone flag, the notepad, the clothing, the hair-n-make-up, the lower-thirds, the music, the backdrop, that depth of field fence shot, the writing, the acting. Holy shit, so good. I laughed and I’m in awe.
Lol! Mimes have a notoriously hard time breeding 🤣
This whole video was great!
I didn't feel entertained or amused even one bit by this preposterous subject, but watching these two beautiful ladies is always a pleasure and it's hard not to appreciate their sheer effort.
I just died of laughter loved the microphone and the delay after the question. Very funny ladies
I spit my coffee out when you said “dads behind couches”. I am that guy 🤣
I love your content, super creative. When you said "researchers have tried placing mimes into the same room as reproductive females, however it's virtually impossible to get them to show any interest" I wish you had said "however it's virtually impossible to get them talking."
We have been debating this issue a lot lately. Such timely coverage. There is so much about the biology of mimes we do not know.
Leanne really nailed the unearned intellectual bravado and sense of superiority that all the good reporters should have when reporting.
I loved the delay in response from one reporter to another and the nodding.