JoJo Reference Do be cognizant that advances in sanitation and medical treatments are helping to curb the spread, something they did not have back then. Michael said it himself in the video, we have antibiotics for the bubonic plague. What we don’t have is a cure or vaccine for chinese coronavirus: something that would cripple some for life and kill most elderly and immunocompromised individuals if allowed to spread unchecked.
@JoJo Reference And said cure is..? You, my friend, are the brick wall. And I am the unfortunate man stuck butting my head into it, thinking it will budge.
JoJo Reference but here’s the thing it’s been at least 5 months and we still have no pure cure for it so it can still evolve and have a greater DNA strand
i play a similar game (the mobile app infection) and the two places that never get infected are always madagascar and greenland, so i usually start with one of those
99.9% As there have been 3 deaths in "space" (defined as 100km/62ish miles above the earth) and if a little bit more leniency about the actual border it would be 18 people. So Earth is 99.999999999% Space is 100% since everyone that has gone to space has died. Everyone who has drank water has died.
6:50 I grew up in Juarez and hearing that 10 people have been killed in a day is so common that it's almost normal. At this point I barely react to the news counting the people who have been killed. Interesting story: When I was in primaria (Elementary) a person was killed right in front of the school. I don't remember if he was killed in the place or they just throw it in there. From my classroom's window we were able to see the body. And then, my teacher continued the class normally, at the time I didn't give it too much importance, but later when I told this story to people not from Juarez they went crazy and I realized how fucking crazy is the situation in Juarez. A dead person was laying in front of an elementary school and they just continued the classes normally
I live in el Paso just right across the border from juarez and my dad would always tell me stories of the crazy shit hes seen down there. One story was him and his friend finished working on a car so they were just hanging out drinking in the yard my dads friends owned and they heard this really loud screaming. They peek over a wall to see whats happening and they see a girl running and before they could do anything a car turns the corner and speeds towards the girl, they slam on the brakes right behind her and a few dudes get out pointing guns at her. Shes screaming and begging in Spanish to go home and apparently my dad said they didnt day a single word (im pretty sure its because they weren't talking loud enough but who knows). They were circled around her and the only thing my dad heard was the sound of a shotgun cocking. He said he ducked down cuz he didnt wanna witness a murder happen but nothing happened just more screaming then silence. His friend said to come back up and when he did they were driving off. She got abducted right in front of them. My dad said it fucked him up for weeks to point he stopped going to juarez entirely. Now he lives in denver still getting drunk working on cars but with no abductions as far as he knows lol
My dad lived in Ermita Zaragoza in CDMX, he told me that once going back from college , a bunch of dudes with machetes were walking towards him, then someone recognized him, and told the others to leave him alone
@brett the joke is that Thanos destroy half the universe and then malaria as a person was standing with a beer and gave it to Thanos as he kill half the people who existed And r/woooosh
*Michael falls off cliff* Random person at the bottom: Omg this cliff is so dangerous! Are you okay? Michael: While it is true that this cliff is dangerous, is it really the most dangerous place on Earth? *Vsauce music plays*
@@idkanameforthis just disliked all ur videos also wtf why do u have so much content like burning down forests and running people over like that's just fucked up
Imagine starting a conversation saying “Hi my name is**** and I’ve had and survived the bubonic Plague” like how do you top that? That’s kinda a major flex. Edit: whoa thanks for the likes lol
This reminds me: I once worked with a guy that used to work in a giant metal foundry. He told me that in one part of the factory, giant slabs of just-off-white-heat slabs of aluminium were rolling along on the roller conveyor line. A guy who was new to the factory was being shown around. Aluminium at that heat looks cool. It does not glow like iron. His protective clothing did not let him feel the dangerous heat, so when he accidentally sat on one of those slabs there was an immediate explosion of pink steam and only the bottom part of his legs remained.
@@gregoryford2532 The aluminium may "only" get to 660C, but there is so much stored energy in an ingot that it will instantly turn an entire erson's body fluids to vapour. The rest of the man was probably blown away with the force of the explosion. Not saying his bones etc. disappeared as such, just scattered afar in an instant.
Fact:malaria killed more humans than any disease. Not half of the human that ever existed because it's too stupid to believe that But it killed more than any disease. Corona virus is merely at 10m
I always rewatch your content once in a while. Even though i don’t always understand the topic, i can understand the significance of what your saying. I appreciate the content you gave/give us Michael.
joaovitorrm I mean, Brazil is one of the most infected places of Corona so if you went out without a mask in Brazil there's a 90% chance you'd most likely catch Corona.
Fun fact: the elephants foot in Chernobyl has so much radiation you would get a lethal amount in only 5 minutes, the radiation has since died down a bit but it’s still very hot and very radioactive
VSauce: “If you took a human, stripped them naked, and left them in an environment of 0 degrees celsius, they would die in 20 minutes...” Canada: “Hold my beer.”
At the end of the videos, when you say “and as always” I switch to another video “hey Vsauce, Michael here” so It says “And as always, hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
"Nearly half of your daily caloric intake is used merely to keep your body's temperature where it should be" The fat controller laughed. "You are wrong."
Sorry if I'm mistaken, but the math at 7:35 seems wrong. 274 is roughly 7,8% of 3500 - shouldn't this amount to 78.000 murders per million inhabitants? Or the other way around: 1.000.000/3500 equals about 285; 285 times 274 equals 78.090
@@johanngrunholz6412 the problem is you are looking at total murders that occurred. Not murder rate which is murders per year so divide by number of years the show ran.
20 degrees would actually be cold. I live in America, so I don't know Celsius very well, but most pools are around 80 degrees Fahrenheit, and 20 degrees Celsius is 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
+Ava Nicole well, just in case you want to know (I'm from Europe and moved to the US a year ago so I'm very familiar with both systems, plus I'm studying chemistry), to find the temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit, you need to multiply the temperature in Celsius by 1.8, after that you add 32, to do from Fahrenheit to Celsius just subtract 32 from the temperature in Fahrenheit and then divide by 1.8
Flashback to me being 9 and realizing the scariest part of the game. Wasnt the crazy African pmc's. Nope, its my crazy sickness that keeps killing me every 15 minutes.
The surface is where almost everyone who ever existed died but the place you would die the quickest if you went there is the core for obvious reasons but no ones ever been there so yeah
"If you teleported from wherever you are now to the summit of Mt. Everest..." I wonder how many people who climbed Mt. Everest looked up this video on their phone immediately upon reaching the summit just for a laugh.
Damn I have to do this but “outside” isn’t an actual location, it’s just the differentiation of a sheltered place and a sky-open place. If you do mean a sky-open place then you have to take into consideration that most people don’t die from COVID so it isn’t that bad of a place. But since you haven’t said anything about COVID you also have to take into consideration different risks such as building collapsing, vehicle crashing and other aspects which can harm someone or even kill. So in conclusion, outside is one of the least dangerous places to be. Haha good one tho 😂
@@mimikeofficial86 Of course there are many other risks but this comment would be endless if all of them were named. Also I didn’t use bears as an example since stray bears are quite rare to be found in the majority of the world. Obviously each area has its own risk.
He also throws a tank of propane into a volcano, and has a video of himself in a heat-resistant, protective suit, at the ledge of the inner most crater of a boiling cauldron of lava. Bubbles popping a few meters below and spattering the walls in places that look higher than where he is at. Geoff Mackey, the dudes a straight up savage.
Funny, I'm now rewatching a lot of these i haven't watched in years. I had bought a house in 2015 that needed some work. When it came to repainting several large rooms I discovered the channel a day before or so. Yeah. Its was quite a binge. Lmao. Like 2 entire days of painting and watch/listening to all 3 channels. Cozy memories.
Victor Mirchev here i am, in Venezuela with its capital city being the one with the highest murder rate and lack of medicines, here some hospitals (especially Goberment funded ones) have literally rivers of blood on theirs aisle...
"it is easy to think of the plague as something of the past" man i miss 2013
JoJo Reference
Do be cognizant that advances in sanitation and medical treatments are helping to curb the spread, something they did not have back then. Michael said it himself in the video, we have antibiotics for the bubonic plague. What we don’t have is a cure or vaccine for chinese coronavirus: something that would cripple some for life and kill most elderly and immunocompromised individuals if allowed to spread unchecked.
@JoJo Reference
And said cure is..? You, my friend, are the brick wall. And I am the unfortunate man stuck butting my head into it, thinking it will budge.
@JoJo Reference Somebody with JoJo in their name and a furry as their pfp cannot lecture anyone, about anything, at all.
@JoJo Reference it's flu not flue, which is a part of a fucking chimney.
JoJo Reference but here’s the thing it’s been at least 5 months and we still have no pure cure for it so it can still evolve and have a greater DNA strand
0:00 I'm so used to modern youtube that i though he was gonna say "93% of you are not subscribed"
Vsauce: But are you?!...You see when time and matter binds together cracks in the universe...
Same
bruh same
Bio bahah
How gross
2:58 I'm sorry Michael, but this is where you're wrong. We all know that when water touches lava, it makes obsidian..
😒
And cobblestone !
Brb gotta get my diamond pic and my flint and steel
@@tiffw21 r/woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh
@@zacplayzgamer6328 GOD DAMMIT, I WANTED TO SAY THAT! SCREEEE
Imagine being on a mountain and then a voice behind you says “Hey Vsauce, Micheal here, what is the speed of falling?”
hey vsauce, micheal here, how fast is your terminal velocity
Shove
Underrated
"Lets find out shall we"
@@daviddow3705 Push
That feeling when the Vsauce music kicks in.
When I hear that I know shits going down right there and then
When I first heard it it reminded me of this Herbie Hancock song: ua-cam.com/video/ccnq6OXAIaM/v-deo.html
That moment when something happens in your life and Vsauce music plays
It's just like the undertaker intro, just nerdier.
It really sounds like an google Easter egg
I’ve played plague inc and can confirm stupid fricking Iceland is the safest place on earth
1. Greenland
2. Iceland
3. New Zealand
4. Madagascar
i play a similar game (the mobile app infection) and the two places that never get infected are always madagascar and greenland, so i usually start with one of those
Made In China if you start in iceland it would take years to infect all of em
Made In China yes
Greenland***
The most dangerous place on Earth, is Earth - with a 100% death rate
99.9% As there have been 3 deaths in "space" (defined as 100km/62ish miles above the earth) and if a little bit more leniency about the actual border it would be 18 people. So Earth is 99.999999999% Space is 100% since everyone that has gone to space has died. Everyone who has drank water has died.
Snow Paw .. mind blown
@Alexander Vanderon ah, thanks for reminding me
Every one who drank water hasn’t died because of babies who die at birth
South Jersey Gambler but they come back to Earth and die. So everyone who has visited space has died making it a 100% death rate
Vsauce, a teacher who can make class attendance 100%
100% class attendance every 5 months or so.
@Lil Yeet Because of interesting topics and interesting ways to present them.
Closer to 200%
I bet students from other classes would try and sneak out to get some Vsause in their brains
@Banana Hammock I promote that teacher to teacher of the decade
On Mount Everest there is 1/3 of the oxygen from the sea level. Solution: breath 3x faster
Ill go try it gimme a moment
😂 Baka
@@awhahoo did it work ?
@@arpuzer8720 he ain't coming back I think
Imma go look for him
Hey Vsauce Michael here,
93% of humans are dead
And as always, Thanks for watching.
This comment has 69 likes so i will not like it
memes.pdf I like the way you think
Luke
Who the hell were these 176 people who liked this
W
Now there’s 369 people who liked this, 300 people didn’t understand
6:50 I grew up in Juarez and hearing that 10 people have been killed in a day is so common that it's almost normal. At this point I barely react to the news counting the people who have been killed.
Interesting story: When I was in primaria (Elementary) a person was killed right in front of the school. I don't remember if he was killed in the place or they just throw it in there. From my classroom's window we were able to see the body. And then, my teacher continued the class normally, at the time I didn't give it too much importance, but later when I told this story to people not from Juarez they went crazy and I realized how fucking crazy is the situation in Juarez. A dead person was laying in front of an elementary school and they just continued the classes normally
tldr 🙄(it’s a joke CALM THE FUCK OUT)
I live in el Paso just right across the border from juarez and my dad would always tell me stories of the crazy shit hes seen down there. One story was him and his friend finished working on a car so they were just hanging out drinking in the yard my dads friends owned and they heard this really loud screaming. They peek over a wall to see whats happening and they see a girl running and before they could do anything a car turns the corner and speeds towards the girl, they slam on the brakes right behind her and a few dudes get out pointing guns at her. Shes screaming and begging in Spanish to go home and apparently my dad said they didnt day a single word (im pretty sure its because they weren't talking loud enough but who knows). They were circled around her and the only thing my dad heard was the sound of a shotgun cocking. He said he ducked down cuz he didnt wanna witness a murder happen but nothing happened just more screaming then silence. His friend said to come back up and when he did they were driving off. She got abducted right in front of them. My dad said it fucked him up for weeks to point he stopped going to juarez entirely. Now he lives in denver still getting drunk working on cars but with no abductions as far as he knows lol
@OP So u r a lucky guy who's still alive
😨😰
My dad lived in Ermita Zaragoza in CDMX, he told me that once going back from college , a bunch of dudes with machetes were walking towards him, then someone recognized him, and told the others to leave him alone
3:26 i thought he was gonna say “i highly recommend you go jump into a volcano” 😭
I laughed out loud now my dad is seeing me wildly 😭
My dream 😋
@@akahelpwttubersshut yo emo fake ass up
Michael: casually plays Rubiks cube and suddenly says 93% of all people are dead
@diagnal_ Blush YT That is creepy...
I laughed when he said that
@@bernie604 the cube he was solving
plays rubiks cube
Of all people who were alive*
A guy threw a bag of “organic material” into lava.... we all know that was a body
*Or is it?*
KaiTheMoron it is
Of his mother
*they found out, I--*
tbf thts not rly wht a body looks like when thrown in lava
Thanos: Destroys half of living human population.
Malaria: Hold my beer
You are so right.
But he also destroy other species
@brett the joke is that Thanos destroy half the universe and then malaria as a person was standing with a beer and gave it to Thanos as he kill half the people who existed
And r/woooosh
Mosquito: hold my blood
brett r/woooosh
‘but falling into a molten lake is the most spectacular way to go’
how nice
Michael: *happily solving rubix cube*
Also Michael: “Hey Vsauce, Michael here! 93% of all humans who have ever lived... are dead
golden gaming0007 rubik’s*
Benja74 no one asked
Waleed Ahmed your not involved in this, fuck off
@@benja7423 ok
Benja74 we didn’t ask for your opinion either
the UA-cam comment section is the most deadly place on earth
Seriously? No likes for this comment? Tough crowd.
Give this man more attention!
+Deo LeBrundo The Internet is on Earth.
I don't know what you're talking about! We're very intelligent, civilized people!
*****
No, only if you buy one for me.
"You were teleported from wherever you were to Mt.Everest"
Me who was bathing:
@@idkanameforthis Bot.
@@idkanameforthis funny
@@idkanameforthis u
@@idkanameforthis what the?
@@idkanameforthis You're videos are good
The most dangerous place on earth is sitting next to my wife when she’s mad at you.
Or my mother-in-law's house
Lmao
I think OP's wife has read his comment and killed him a month ago.
Why would you wife be mad at me
Mad at ME*
“For every person alive, There are fifteen people no longer alive”
Me: *quickly glances around*
I see dead people.
About 15 wherever I go, lol.
Thanos: GG EZ
Man the it could be the hottest or coldest place!
30 if you're not a coward
You in a little room vs the entire 🌎
The area with the highest consistent death rate is none other than...
Rainbow Road
Alexander D Lol I used to love that game
Alexander D fucking genious
Alexander D XD
Alexander D That's where your right kiddo
Alexander D every shooting star you see is a basterd woho fell off rainbow road
Mosquito - M'Lord ,M'lady
Lord and Lady- M'Laria
clever
Un OG
M'squito
What? Lol 😂
Lol
4:04 Cracow and Milan remembered to draw their Bubonic Plague Circle
The second one
*Michael falls off cliff*
Random person at the bottom: Omg this cliff is so dangerous! Are you okay?
Michael: While it is true that this cliff is dangerous, is it really the most dangerous place on Earth?
*Vsauce music plays*
Science is scared of Vsauce
OMG HI RUBIK'S
@@MarshioPK wait how did you even find this comment from 4 months ago on a Vsauce video xD
ALSO WHAT ARE THE CHANCES OF THAT ACTUALLY HAPPENING HOW!?
@@30Rubiks Ikr?
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>
Thought the title was
The most dangerous planet on earth
lol same
Mars
Same
@@ari1758 me 2
i bet at least one person was killed by a replica of uranus
anti vax kid:*exists*
mosquitoes:its a -me malario
Vaccines don't prevent malaria
jamesrei there is a new malaria vaccine although I believe it is 43% effective due to how complex malaria is. But hey it’s better than nothing
Let's a go infect the world
But first, we need to talk about Plasmodium.
It's free real estate.
I love how he just chilling and randomly starts talking and a camera suddenly appears
“Half of the world has died from malaria”
Me who once got infected with malaria: heavy breaths
f
F
Wait✋, actually?
how did you find out?
@@Truth-x9h BINOD
i like to imagine vsauce gets in an argument and someone says where is the most dangerous place on earth and he just answers like this
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>
@@idkanameforthis bro stop
@@idkanameforthis what the f-ck dude? Stop
Why do you think we hired him?
@@idkanameforthis just disliked all ur videos also wtf why do u have so much content like burning down forests and running people over like that's just fucked up
Imagine starting a conversation saying “Hi my name is**** and I’ve had and survived the bubonic Plague” like how do you top that? That’s kinda a major flex. Edit: whoa thanks for the likes lol
Drue Wade Hi, nice story. While you where in hospital I got laid at least.... Twice. *micdrop* I outta here boys
Drue Wade Fr, best youtube intro ever
"hi my name is *** and i survived the coronavirus"
Hi, my name is ________, and I haven't fallen asleep in any of my college lectures 🙃
I survived the corona virus
'Where is the most dangerous place on earth'
The staircase when you turn the lights of
The bathroom when the lights go off and you still have your eyes closed
@@shikupo when u feel someone's behind u
Omori reference?
Teacher: Why didn’t you do your homework?
Me: 0:50
Also Vsauce without context
Solar Flare 😂
Thank you
Fuck you normie
Same 😂
I can imagine a tardigrade just watching this and laughing at us
Just Some Guy without a Mustache
Lol
Goddamn it why did you sell your soul to dominate the comment section and not the world
Why u here
Mustache spell regen backwards that is you
its you again! :D
Probably my basement with the lights turned off and the door closed.
69 likes ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Andrew 1231 sad ;-;
Is it 0°C down there?
@@sanstheskeleton679 nah demons will get your toes
PolarBearsRCool don’t forget the deseases from the bodies
This guy talks about the most mind blowing things ever that I have never ever thought about.
I hope he introduces himself to strangers by saying exactly what he said in the first 10 seconds of this video.
lol
Damn
It will seem like he's gonna murder that person right after the statement.
We live in a society
Or do we?
*vsauce mucis starts*
Эхо
DOOOO DOOOOO DOOOO DULADOOOOO
Micheal starts spitting everywhere
Dun Dun DUUUUUUUUN
Ur profile pic tho
Michael: talks about falling into lava
also Michael: there's a fantastic video on youtube where a guy-
me thinking: jumps into lava?
Really I thought he will throw someone in lava
whos gonna end the video tho
@@briaiguess8834 someone else could record them jumping in
@@PokeMario-pk4ot oh ok
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>
This reminds me: I once worked with a guy that used to work in a giant metal foundry. He told me that in one part of the factory, giant slabs of just-off-white-heat slabs of aluminium were rolling along on the roller conveyor line. A guy who was new to the factory was being shown around. Aluminium at that heat looks cool. It does not glow like iron. His protective clothing did not let him feel the dangerous heat, so when he accidentally sat on one of those slabs there was an immediate explosion of pink steam and only the bottom part of his legs remained.
Yikes...
@@gregoryford2532 The aluminium may "only" get to 660C, but there is so much stored energy in an ingot that it will instantly turn an entire erson's body fluids to vapour. The rest of the man was probably blown away with the force of the explosion. Not saying his bones etc. disappeared as such, just scattered afar in an instant.
Thanos: *erases half of living creatures*
Malaria: all of that without a drop of blood
Tai Ketchum oh trust me... there would be blood.
Quit stealing comments dog
Dab Dab why ? It’s worth reposting good comments. We would never see them if it were only postable once lol.
@@VenomFNyt i saw this one right above another with the same format
@@VenomFNyt Yeah, but they could at least give credit?
When he was talking about malaria a mosquito landed on my arm
Axel Almén lol
Axel Almén lol
Axel Almén lol
he loved the video title lol
Axel Almén i want to watch this video
*"Half of earth has died to Malaria"*
Plasmodium: "I am inevitable"
Coronavirus I AM THE MASSSTERRRRR
X20x50x
Coronavirus: allow me to introduce myself
these comments and replies are just too funny to watch
@Issac_YT34 nope
Fact:malaria killed more humans than any disease.
Not half of the human that ever existed because it's too stupid to believe that
But it killed more than any disease.
Corona virus is merely at 10m
I always rewatch your content once in a while. Even though i don’t always understand the topic, i can understand the significance of what your saying. I appreciate the content you gave/give us Michael.
Video could have been 30 sec long, if he had just said it: "Detroit"
Literally anywhere in Brazil.
@@turnr3326 not true.
joaovitorrm I mean, Brazil is one of the most infected places of Corona so if you went out without a mask in Brazil there's a 90% chance you'd most likely catch Corona.
Ever heard of India? God! Why am I proud of this about my country
SCP-049 don’t forget the high murder rates
6:10 springfild lake
“God Mount Everest is spawn killing me again”
Fun fact: the elephants foot in Chernobyl has so much radiation you would get a lethal amount in only 5 minutes, the radiation has since died down a bit but it’s still very hot and very radioactive
San Andreas in GTA 5, definitely the highest crime rate
AwesomeDrifterX Los Santos is the city, San Andreas is the state.
+Joelington Really?
Joelington wouldn't Blaine county count too
There not talking about pretend things I know San Andreas is bad in real life and but not as bad as the games
Carly Russell
_that's the joke_
Hold up. Lava’s only 4x hotter than my oven?
*ideas forming*
This is minecraft
Step 1) Buy 4 industrial ovens
Step 2) Get rock
Step 3) Lava?
Step 4) ?
Alexander Vanderon step 4 is jump in.
4x oven-ception. #Nonlogic
i can finally make a cake in less than 3 days
now i know that the scene in Madagascar where the shark falls into the lava is scientifically accurate, nice
in which madagascar was there a shark?
_ _ the second one
Spoiler alert
RIP SHARK
@@TheVenice it was released years ago my guy
*Michael gets abducted by aliens*
Aliens: hey...Michael...Vsaucer here
VSauce: “If you took a human, stripped them naked, and left them in an environment of 0 degrees celsius, they would die in 20 minutes...”
Canada: “Hold my beer.”
Canada isn’t a human.
Hold my maple syrup
More like Russia
Russia: "Hold my beer"
@@majuju06 *Vodka
Wim Hof is laughing
My dad traveled a lot when he was young. He got malaria twice. he said he never felt worse but luckily he survived.
RZ410
I have a question?
How Christian are you
How do you get a disease twice?
@@thatguy.9886 That's like saying how do you get the flu more then once. Fucking stupid.
Yeah totally
Your dad is obviously very lucky.
They always ask what's the most dangerous place in the world, but they never ask how's the most dangerous place in the world
Why's the most dangerous place in the world.
When's the most dangerous place on earth?
Whomst've's the most dangerous place in the world?
Who’s the most dangerous place in the world
The short awnser to all these questions is quite dangerous
_Where's the most dangerous place on Earth_
Latin America: *Allow me to introduce myself...*
When the other technicians at Chernobyl ask you why you didn’t cool down the reactor: 0:50
Lol😆😆
lol 😂
0:25 when you here that music you knows shits about to get real
Tyler Digby, Hear*
LittleZoey mincraft stay away from mike
LittleZoey mincraft epic one bro rofl
With a name like that you are never gonna get a lot of subs
Anonymous Anonymous *an
At the end of the videos, when you say “and as always” I switch to another video “hey Vsauce, Michael here” so It says “And as always, hey! Vsauce, Michael here.”
RedWolf Howler that’s great!
Oh my GOD is that a real toad???
TapTap Tap relatable
Yeet yeet it’s da Cool kid. Madlad
Yeet yeet it’s da Cool kid. R/no-onecares
7:27 can someone explain the maths of murder rate of Cabet Cove?
Michael: We need warmth. But one thing we need more pressingly than that is
Me: Coolth
Michael: Oxygen
Me: Oh
"Coolth" lmao wtf 😆
Oxygenth
*WHAT*
SEND ME HATE ON MY VIDEOS>>
Oh 2.
malaria = thanos
Yes +
I hate you so much for making me laugh at something so basic
I'M STEALING YOUR JOKE😂😂
=)
THANOS DISEASE
THANOS DISEASE
1:45 Me: *Afraid that I'm gonna be teleported*
Don’t worry, technology hasn’t advanced that much.
Pumpedalc2010 who said technology? Micheal would just teleport you with sheer will and spite.
We already have the technology, allow me to demonstrate:
/tp @SnipFred 27.9881° 86.9250° ~
@@vanzwho854 RIP Snip Fred
@@vanzwho854 Damn, you beat me to it.
4:02 the safest place on the planet is Poland apparently.
Unless it’s 1939 that is
"What is the most dangerous place on Earth?"
Obviously the core.
BloodMoon Gaming no outside your bedroom is my worst place! XD NO I AM SIRIAS
+John Cortez sonar says otherwise bruh
***** how then? Where does the magnetic field come from if its "not how they described it?"
BloodMoon Gaming obviously the sun
Vanoss Awesome "on earth"
"Nearly half of your daily caloric intake is used merely to keep your body's temperature where it should be"
The fat controller laughed. "You are wrong."
Life is the deadliest thing on earth, you can't survive it forever. No-one can.
Otto's Audio not even chuck norris?
Otto's Audio that's deep dude
Otto's Audio
But what if I buy quick revive??????
Otto's Audio
I'm 14 years old, and that's deep
WOAH SO CLEVER.
I love that no matter how old a Vsauce video is, the comment section is still thriving with new comments. I love you all, you curious minded besties
I don’t love you
@@simplesimon8255 :D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D:D::D:D::D:D::D::D:D::D:D::D:D:D::D:D::D:D::D:D:D::D:D::D:D:D:::D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D::D:D:D:D:D::DD:D:D;d;d;d;;d;D::D:D::D::D:D::D::DL:D:
4:06 "What's the most dangerous place on Earth?" Apparently not Poland
Poland stronk!
LOL.. I noticed that too :-)
poland had jews who had good hygiene and didnt trow there shit on the streets like the rest of europe did and they actually cleaned themself
Australia
Iraq and Syria.
*that music he always has when he’s about to get sciency*
0:20
ua-cam.com/video/TN25ghkfgQA/v-deo.html
he drops the beat right before he drops the knowledge
what about the restroom at Taco bell?
Emanuel Johnson it gets radioactive in Der
Emanuel Johnson 😅
Emanuel Johnson bruh😂😂😂
Emanuel Johnson Lol
Emanuel Johnson if the food doesn't kill you before you get to the restroom.
If only my teachers were like him, at least I would've died considered as a good student.
Black Death: “Is anyone home?”
Krakow: *NO*
And Lombardy, somehow.
*Falls from sky*
HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE
heRt atakkkk
Anurag T you got it wrong. It's he emerges from the core of the earth
Spell better.
Sorry if I'm mistaken, but the math at 7:35 seems wrong. 274 is roughly 7,8% of 3500 - shouldn't this amount to 78.000 murders per million inhabitants? Or the other way around: 1.000.000/3500 equals about 285; 285 times 274 equals 78.090
i drew this conclusion aswell im not sure how the math works, but its vsauce so i trust it
You’re forgetting that rate is per year and the show lasted many years.
@@74ace468 I don't quite folllow, the rate remains the same, no matter how many years, doesn't it?
@@johanngrunholz6412 the problem is you are looking at total murders that occurred. Not murder rate which is murders per year so divide by number of years the show ran.
@@74ace468 78.090 divided by 1490 equals roughly 52 - does this mean the show ran for 52 years? Care to show me your calculation?
7:32 not trying to be mean or anything but this number is off because not all of the murders in Murder She Wrote were in Cabot Cove.
shoping malls on black friday
Đorđe Kojić No shopping malls on Black Friday not shopping malls on Black Friday
Lol 69 likes.
*PTSD FLASHBACKS INTENSIFY*
4:05
*laughs in polish*
*laughs in Icelandic
Bubbabluehorn I’m polish, well half polish
@@kamillahebberd1004 Which half? Top or bottom?
Jonathan Mack Damn bro, you got the whole squad laughing
@@Saybia1 left side
I adore how he gets straight to the point and makes science more interesting than anything else. No wonder he has so many viewers.
This isn't science. This is a trivia channel.
@@TheClassicalSauce Wow you’re so edgy and cool. This is definitely science.
When he said 93% I thought he was gunna add “have not subscribed”
So if my oven is 5 degrees Celsius then is lava 20 degrees? Sounds nice, I would love to swim in that
Your oven must suck.
20 degrees would actually be cold. I live in America, so I don't know Celsius very well, but most pools are around 80 degrees Fahrenheit, and 20 degrees Celsius is 68 degrees Fahrenheit.
+Ava Nicole well, just in case you want to know (I'm from Europe and moved to the US a year ago so I'm very familiar with both systems, plus I'm studying chemistry), to find the temperature from Celsius to Fahrenheit, you need to multiply the temperature in Celsius by 1.8, after that you add 32, to do from Fahrenheit to Celsius just subtract 32 from the temperature in Fahrenheit and then divide by 1.8
+Ava Nicole lol then if you don't know about something just learn about it
+Ava Nicole 20c° are cold 😂😂 I live in cambodia and we use celsues(c°) ...... u are right.... 20 it pretty much COLD
"Out of all the humans who have ever existed, it is likely that half died from malaria"
*laughs in Far Cry 2*
Lol
As opposed to Trail of Oregon, where half of humanity dies from dysentery.
@@SuscriptorJusticiero oh shit
I relate to this
Casually in gun fight, needs to pop some pills
Flashback to me being 9 and realizing the scariest part of the game. Wasnt the crazy African pmc's. Nope, its my crazy sickness that keeps killing me every 15 minutes.
the deadliest place on earth is the surface
The surface is where almost everyone who ever existed died but the place you would die the quickest if you went there is the core for obvious reasons but no ones ever been there so yeah
Justanotherintrovert elephants foot
Justanotherintrovert have you ever been to the core it sucks ass and i almost died there
oh shit waddup
Michael Wells Tbh I'm hotter than the core
"If you teleported from wherever you are now to the summit of Mt. Everest..." I wonder how many people who climbed Mt. Everest looked up this video on their phone immediately upon reaching the summit just for a laugh.
Woah, 100% of deaths result in death.
SaturaPVP WhAaAaAaAaT?!?!?!!!!!1!1!1?!!11?1!1
holy shiteu
SaturaPVP
What about the people who had a brain infection thing and stopped their brain and their Brain started up again.
SaturaPVP WOW I DID NOT KNOW THAT!
But is that true?
"What's the probability that I'm going to die alone?"
Michael: 0:03
100%
@@sorbico3810 101%
102%
69420%
ua-cam.com/video/SrU9YDoXE88/v-deo.html
FINALLY, MY SHOWER THOUGHTS ANSWERED
Every day throughout my whole life I’ve always had shower thoughts, didn’t realise till now other people had them and that they are a thing
too bad 4 u that my shower thoughts are my actual actions irl cus im superior to u
CREEDO wtf you a no life look at your videos
Vsauce's channel is just people's shower though being answered
This dude just found out about vsauce
I’m always amazed by how smart this guy is. He must watch rick and morty everyday
TO BE FAIR
Justin Z. Hi z. Any relation to y?
We're completely unrelated. After all, only one of us gets likes.
This guy is rick
He just wikipedias shit
What's the most dangerous place in earth?
2020: outside.
Damn I have to do this but “outside” isn’t an actual location, it’s just the differentiation of a sheltered place and a sky-open place. If you do mean a sky-open place then you have to take into consideration that most people don’t die from COVID so it isn’t that bad of a place. But since you haven’t said anything about COVID you also have to take into consideration different risks such as building collapsing, vehicle crashing and other aspects which can harm someone or even kill. So in conclusion, outside is one of the least dangerous places to be.
Haha good one tho 😂
@@-Chicken_ r/woosh but ok
@@-Chicken_ bears are outside.
@@mimikeofficial86 Of course there are many other risks but this comment would be endless if all of them were named. Also I didn’t use bears as an example since stray bears are quite rare to be found in the majority of the world. Obviously each area has its own risk.
@@-Chicken_ holy shit im not reading that big dog i was making a joke wtf are you on about
Let’s be honest, the most dangerous area is Vsause’s mind.
MrBooboo yep
Jordan Vsause’s
He also throws a tank of propane into a volcano, and has a video of himself in a heat-resistant, protective suit, at the ledge of the inner most crater of a boiling cauldron of lava. Bubbles popping a few meters below and spattering the walls in places that look higher than where he is at. Geoff Mackey, the dudes a straight up savage.
"Why isn't the Sun the most dangerous place on earth"
That comment made my life....
sun isnt earth :D
XD
Jano Sandrika no shit sherlock....
The Sun Is not on earth....
look at his pic he is surely a brony that means troll
The most dangerous place on earth is the other end of a gun barrel.
Or in a nuke testing site
Yeah.
Dwarven Actor
its the bermuda triangle
XD So true though!
Even if your wearing a bulletproof vest.
im moving to Iceland
Same
yes, i have the plane tickets
I fell in love with Iceland when I visited! I would definitely move there if the opportunity presented itself.
+Antonio Chiodi L
+Antonio Chiodi Damn man
Dangerous place on earth?
Toilets after your dad uses it.
I remember the time when I used to binge watch vsaucs videos for hours.
Good times
Funny, I'm now rewatching a lot of these i haven't watched in years. I had bought a house in 2015 that needed some work. When it came to repainting several large rooms I discovered the channel a day before or so. Yeah. Its was quite a binge. Lmao. Like 2 entire days of painting and watch/listening to all 3 channels. Cozy memories.
Me: scared I’m gonna get teleported to Mount Everest
Lmfao
L
Wha
r/youngpeopleyoutube
@@gabrielgutierrez4351lmaoooooo
Death rate has nothing to do with a place being dangerous - hospitals have a very high death rate.
Unless that's what they want you to believe. What if doctors are the ones who are killing us?!?!?1
BIG PHARMA
Victor Mirchev here i am, in Venezuela with its capital city being the one with the highest murder rate and lack of medicines, here some hospitals (especially Goberment funded ones) have literally rivers of blood on theirs aisle...
Do you even listening? Do you understand what is he talking about?
Bruh... Dude
Victor Mirchev hospitals can be dangerous aswell though.
yeah, i almost died from it
7:15 you really gonna do deathnote like that 😒
VSauce: where is the most dangerous place on Earth?
Me: outside....
ah yes corona
Discordalt1 ok why is everyone scared of corona beer?
my basement
69 likes your wellcome
i don’t know the bathrooms in taco bell are pretty bad.