@@MaksKCS it's the dad and the thermostat joke. In most areas in the u.s. there's a stereotype that dads are religous about thermostat temperatures (namely due to how much electric bills can cost just by a raise by a single degree in most areas) the joke being that the dad would overe exaggerate the importance of not touching the thermostat.
@@Alex-ju4gj I just looked it up and universetoday says it's likely angled about 30 degrees away from us, but it's also mid-meltdown so it will explode soon. The explosion hopefully wont launch us into nothingness tho
Kugelblitz means "Bullet Storm" in German - I think. It was the name given to a planed German SPAA in WWII (anti-air vehicle). This is indeed most epic
The fact that this vid is 10 years old yet is in a format that can be produced in modern day and still be considered high quality is just...insane. Also proves that Vsauce is very good
@@the_original_van_dfor @michaelsurratt1864 you're still a kid. He's 160 yo as he was born in 1864. Sadly he passed away 1 hour after posting the reply above. He'll neber be able to read your reply. He died thinking you were a kid. Rip bozo
What I'm not getting. A bit of material the size of a pin head heated to 29 million kelvin. Death to all in a 1000 mile radius. Thermonuclear explosion.. 300 million kelvin at the centre. Not the same amount of damage. 🤔
Wow coming back to these space videos years later feels so good. Vsauce truly inspired a generation. And i feel myself getting back to my childhood curiosity of the world and universe around me. I think we all should stay curious. Keeps you grounded.
*Michael at a dinner party* "And how is your tea, my dear friend?" "Tasty, and quite hot. It's not the hottest thing around though. But what is hot..."
If you understood how the algorithms work for the recommended videos, it wouldn't be as funny as you're trying to make it out to be. You're reaching, but you'll get there. Keep practicing.
Actually heard of a guy microwaving a microwave microwaving a toaster I'm not sure if it made plasma but it did for the toaster to about a bajillion degrees
I mean today michael has a lot more props now and probally a bigger budget too, I can't really denied that the props really add a lot of opportunities for comedic moments, the videos still slaps though
@@posadist681 "Mom, I learned how to become a Professional Chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant after 5 years and I am extremely famous making food for billionaires." "It's because of that damn phone!" "But that's a good thing!!!"
I would imagine that if energy cannot be added anymore, it would just be repelled, maybe even in a violent matter. But with intense heat, energy is always being released so I'm sure there would be a constant channelling that would occur, since the first law of thermodynamics states that all the energy in the universe remains constant. What if the gamma-ray bursts that we see are the channelling from too much energy being added inside a black hole? Hmm if so there's our answer.
I ran into this video in high school (about 9 years ago) and it got me into Astronomy and science in general actually. I come back to watch it on occasion just to relive a bit of that excitement I got from the first time. Never did anything but go to college for a year and drop due to family emergencies, but I still have a deep love for space and the other sciences I delved into at the time. Thank you Michael
How to get the hottest thing in the universe: Step 1: Download Minecraft Ray tracing Shaders + HD Resource pack Step 2: Evacuate building Step 3: Watch as your PC collapses into a small star
since your profile picture is the bmrf logo i just started wondering i mean when the machine exploded in hl1 it couldnt been cold like ice it had to be H O T
I remember when I was 9 I accidentally made plasma in my microwave The chocolate spread was very cold so I decided to heat it up so it would be easier to spread But unfortunately a bit of paper (the barcode) was still on it and it caught fire Then it turned into plasma It was really, really bright and was making a humming noise, just like in the clip Michael shows I quickly opened the microwave door and loads of steam came out, I called for my mom and told her what happened, we searched online and found this video Now I'm rewatching it, all the memories are coming back
@@johnmarkneilcardona1417 kinda It got me into vsauce, which is a VERY big plus, but making plasma is pretty dangerous, which is why michael warns us not to do it
@@petermarquesliveLIVE the only living beings at this moment, besides the people living with me, that can hear the line are some spiders and they scrambled before even telling them haha. I gdmn hate the new measurements.
yo, have you been in my yard a few months ago? i guess its a horribly common name, but we had some snakes in our yard and my mom who hates snakes for some reason "adopted" (not like keeping it, just naming it) one and named it jake the snake so....lol
I remember when this video came out. Here I am, 12 years later. Enjoying it again. I must have seen it 30 times. Still interesting. Michael is a true master of UA-cam and making learning fun. And he doesnt age.
Yep you're right! Michael is indeed hot, no homo. W-wait a freakin' minute?! After read what you wrote again, me too doesn't seem to find the word "no homo"... goddammmiittt y r u geiiii?!?!11!
I like to think he gets his ideas from casual conversations. "Hey, what do you have in you hand." "A rock." "Feels kind rough." "Yeah... but it's not the *roughest* thing in the universe... so what is?..."
I saw this in my recommended and was excited, like, finally vsauce made a video, it's been a while. and it turns out it's just an old video. I miss vsauce :(
You also make a plasma every time you turn on a florescent light. The tube is full of a pure plasma when the electrons are trans-versing the tube to the cathode.
The most hotter temperature can be feeled when a waiter or waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you instead of thanks, say "you too" and then there is that uncomfortable silence in which your body gets so unbelievable hot that your soul melts for a few moments
@@uselesspaperclip4863 I do have a sense of humour, for jokes that aren't drawn out too long. Seriously, that joke is overused and could have been written a lot shorter. -2 internet points
I love how all the cool science videos end with a black hole forming. It's like nature just throws a black hole on anything that starts getting out of hand. Which to be fair is a pretty good fix.
Dalton Eudy From Douglas Adam's The restaurant at the end of the Univers (One of the books from The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy saga): ''There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable. There is another theory which states that this has already happened.''
When Michael said his tea is quite hot, I immediately wondered if it's the hottest thing in the universe, so I'm glad he clarifies that it's not
Albert Einstein once wrote in his journals that he likes men
I'm the opposite of the hottest thing in the universe, so much so, i never even stood next to a girl for longer than a minute
@@spacesheep6547 no, you’re a kugelblitz 😏
The hottest thing was ur mom
Man dis got my hahahhaahing
Michael has some of the most rewatchable videos on UA-cam
Sam o Nella academy
ong
i see, we are all here again XD
fr i saw this video like 2 months ago, yet i clicked on it without hesitation when it showed up in my feed
Vsauce videos are timeless, it's incredible.
This is my dad explaining why I shouldn’t touch the thermostat
Levi Murphy underated
Why?
@@MaksKCS it's the dad and the thermostat joke. In most areas in the u.s. there's a stereotype that dads are religous about thermostat temperatures (namely due to how much electric bills can cost just by a raise by a single degree in most areas) the joke being that the dad would overe exaggerate the importance of not touching the thermostat.
@@Freezechill0809
That's just stupid
@@MaksKCS Was just about to say/comment that lol.But hey,what do I know?I live in Croatia.
This video is 11 Years old, but it feels like it’s made today😕
frrrr
Slayyy@@Clipzz.z
He was 27 here crazy
@@kylehall2470 what do you mean
This was made fucking 11 years ago wtf
Everybody know the hottest thing in the universe is those playground slides in the summertime
Only the metal ones. :/
@@scolaget no, and the plastic ones too
@@isaklarsson5241 true, but metal ones are worse.
@@scolaget I guess u right, plastic ones come in 2nd tho
Wack.
Hey Michael, can you turn up the thermostat?
Michael: *_What is... t e m p e r a t u r e ? ? ?_*
*Vsacue Music Plays*
You mean, the device that controls the Air Conditioning?
Or does it?
First of all, what is *_hot?_*
First of all,what is what?
DangItsPang and if so, how much does it weigh?
Imagine your planet dies because a star 360 noscoped it from 8000 light years away
You don't have to imagine. COUNT YOUR DAYS
@@Alex-ju4gj I just looked it up and universetoday says it's likely angled about 30 degrees away from us, but it's also mid-meltdown so it will explode soon.
The explosion hopefully wont launch us into nothingness tho
@@weirdgamer9566 soon is a scary word
@@weirdgamer9566 mid meltdown? Do you mean it is in the half of its life?
F*** S***
HACKING HACKING
IM REPORTING YOU B****
GET BANNED
11 YEARS WTF
Bruh I feel old
12
12 now
Still he remains the hottest
Yeah. Wtf! ☹️
0:43 "...Assuming you sleep at night"
See, that's where the problem starts
Pauline lol
Fucked my schedule up aswell
The screams..
They won't stop....
Let me introduce myself.
There are 314 likes on this comment. It’s great 👍
“Hey Vsauce, Michael here, and my tea is quite hot. And as always, thanks for watching”
Tea IS quite hot!
I read that automatically in his voice lol
XDd
He needs to do that as an April Fool’s prank.
@Liam Berg (STUDENT) Im asking that question myself lmao
Did you know:
An average shower knob takes a turn of approximately 3 nanometers to heat up your water from 10°C to the Planck Temperature.
Relatable.
That’s a sign that the mixer (Not native English speaker here. Just the thing that mixes hot water and cold water together.) is broken.
LOLLLLLL
Underrated comment 👍
Real life
The tea isn't the hottest thing in the universe, it's the man holding it.
Vsauce is a kugelblitz
@@simonm-m8106 alr
Stop simping bro 😂
Thanks, Department of Homeland Security!
@@simonm-m8106
“Sup girl you looking like a kugelblitz” - Vsauce getting rejected for some reason.
Needs some improvements but not a bad joke (don't ask me though)
Kugelblitz means "Bullet Storm" in German - I think. It was the name given to a planed German SPAA in WWII (anti-air vehicle). This is indeed most epic
@Adrian_S He said "I think" so idk
"Hay gurl, you look like a blackhole"
@Adrian_S well, kugel can also get translated to bullet, and blitz is more like a blitzgewitter of some sort.
"if you sleep at night..." dude I'm here because I don't sleep at night
u're a king
haha same
You probably sleep in the day.
well, its night somewhere.
+S Chambers sez you
The fact that this vid is 10 years old yet is in a format that can be produced in modern day and still be considered high quality is just...insane. Also proves that Vsauce is very good
Bro its 10 years ago, not much has changed
@@sejozwak actually quite a lot has changed.
Vsauce is indeed very good my friend
@@sejozwak10 years is a long time
I know, he's just so handsome
This popping up in my feed in may 2024 makes me miss the good old days.
You still a child then
@michaelsurratt1864 thanks. I'm 45 but thanks.
@@the_original_van_dfor @michaelsurratt1864 you're still a kid. He's 160 yo as he was born in 1864. Sadly he passed away 1 hour after posting the reply above. He'll neber be able to read your reply. He died thinking you were a kid. Rip bozo
@@CarlJohnson-iv7snyou might wanna lay off the pipe dawg
@@cjtheterrible2238 you want it in yo 🫏??
"and my tea is _quite_ hot, but not the hottest thing in the universe"
surprising.
"Quite" is an ambiguous word. American=>to the greatest extent
British=>fairly
Unless he cheated his tea to the planck temperature
But you know what's not surprising?
How much Geico can save you on car insurance.
Ok
What I'm not getting. A bit of material the size of a pin head heated to 29 million kelvin. Death to all in a 1000 mile radius.
Thermonuclear explosion.. 300 million kelvin at the centre. Not the same amount of damage. 🤔
“Assuming you sleep at night”
I feel called out
BOI SAME
What is sleep
Kushal sharma huh?
Who needs sleep when there's science?
420 likes.
You're welcome
Metal part of seatbelt in summer
Kifter yesssss
Winning
The whole car actually
W
Vinyl seats in death valley in a late 80's car
Wow coming back to these space videos years later feels so good. Vsauce truly inspired a generation. And i feel myself getting back to my childhood curiosity of the world and universe around me.
I think we all should stay curious. Keeps you grounded.
💯
The funniest part was "assuming you sleep at night"
Night shifts ?
@@PiOfficial nah I'm just really bad at getting to sleep
Insomnia gang
Who has time to sleep at night when there are so many Vsauce videos. 😂
I work from 8pm till 7am five sometimes six nights a week.
Oh how i miss sleeping at night
*Michael at a dinner party*
"And how is your tea, my dear friend?"
"Tasty, and quite hot. It's not the hottest thing around though. But what is hot..."
Are we not going to point out the fly on his profile picture
Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 Happy I could help
Thers a thers a fly on your icon
Gibby WHY WOULD YOU PUT A FLY IN YOUR PROFILE?!!😰😰
Gin Pau to fuck with people
“Hey Vsauce, popping up in your recommenced 8 years later here”
The fact that people are still commenting on a video from 2012 is amazing
Omg its amazing
If you understood how the algorithms work for the recommended videos, it wouldn't be as funny as you're trying to make it out to be. You're reaching, but you'll get there. Keep practicing.
@@A7xFo 🤓
@A7xFo 🤓
These old Vsauce videos were so amazing, been rewatching them all these days
"It would kill anything in a 1000 mile radius" *destroys all of the UK to demonstrate"
We did it boys, UK is no more
@@ibeatanelderlywomantodeath8295 Yankee Doodle went to town A-riding on a pony
@@ibeatanelderlywomantodeath8295 but if you close your eyes
A perfect utopia
Based.
Michael: you can make plasma by microwaving fire
Me [mentally]: OOOOOOO
Michael: BUT DON'T DO IT.
Me [mentally]: aww....
big facts :(
you can make plasma by flipping the light switch ,)
Actually heard of a guy microwaving a microwave microwaving a toaster I'm not sure if it made plasma but it did for the toaster to about a bajillion degrees
Microwave a grape cut in half
This described my reaction exactly.
How hot can it get?
“Lets begin with the human body”
Wow micheal, I didn’t know you felt that way
This is beautiful
Haha
@@Nami8302_OwO ÒwÓ
*please kill me*
Nohomo
@@alanfran ua-cam.com/video/rrD3jp34BFg/v-deo.html
alright then (kill me too)
И как всегда спасибо, что смотрели.
VSAUCE В РОССИИ VSAUCE В РОССИИ VSAUCE В РОССИИ
@@АлександрГасанов-ч5нчто?
Me: How's your tea Michael?
Michael:
Me: “Ah shit, here we go again”
Literally the funniest comment
Every pakistani reading this comment : fantastic
Actuallly laughed out loud
TheRolling Rowlet MELIOUDAS
I like how his content from 8 years ago is as good as it is today
It is
That it is
I mean today michael has a lot more props now and probally a bigger budget too, I can't really denied that the props really add a lot of opportunities for comedic moments, the videos still slaps though
9 years ago*
You sloppy Commentor,
I truly appreciate that you put the Celcius Number.
celcius is a unit, not a number :)
InkBlade that passive aggressive smiley face :)
@@inkblade00 ye but a number is a number no matter what flavor
Celsius
Fuck farenheit all we need is celsius baby
Not as hot as you michael
True
I was totally expecting him to say
“My tea is quite hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe…
*or is it?* “
bruh same TwT👍🏻
(when ur personality changes through 11 months: )
🤨
I looked through the comments to try to find someone like myself!
*deletes planet*
* Musical kick *
Video title : How hot can it get?
Thumbnail : Michael
Case : closed
Hotel: Trivago
@@jfrfilms6697 Hi.
@@jfrfilms6697 lmfao
@@jfrfilms6697 i knew someone was gonna say that
Shrek is 2039493949394849393°K
“Mom I have a fever of 1.41 x 10 to the 36th Kelvin”
Mom: you’re still going to school
The steel benches in summer is hotter
Wise man:Socrates
Wise Man Remix:Michael
Actually, you would become a black hole, eat the hole solar system, so there will be no more school
Its cuz of that darn phone
@@posadist681 "Mom, I learned how to become a Professional Chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant after 5 years and I am extremely famous making food for billionaires."
"It's because of that damn phone!"
"But that's a good thing!!!"
2:39 Thanks for putting it in London.
Yh now I’m finished thanks a lot
bruv i started bugging out when that popped up 😭
Man im dead
Everyone knows heating an object beyond Planck temperature is a sure way to crash universe.exe
SamWallace Artisan lol
That might actually be true
Советская Россия So basically, universe.exe has stopped working...
I would imagine that if energy cannot be added anymore, it would just be repelled, maybe even in a violent matter. But with intense heat, energy is always being released so I'm sure there would be a constant channelling that would occur, since the first law of thermodynamics states that all the energy in the universe remains constant.
What if the gamma-ray bursts that we see are the channelling from too much energy being added inside a black hole? Hmm if so there's our answer.
SamWallace Artisan thats a kugelblitz
“Assuming you sleep at night”
b o i
B O I ====》 B O I L!
Yeah I sleep at morning
Some people actually sleep during the day. Think about 3rd shift jobs. 🤷♂️
Watching this 3am lol I'm so fucking stupid why am I doing this
Lmao
"My tea is quite hot...
"But it's not the hottest thing in the universe...
"So what is?"
Well that escalated quickly o.o
second one...
original comment LUL
+Equinox! And three more in the next two days. This thing is going viral
Well this escalated quickly o.o
The_Primo_Z That went from zero to Kugelblitz real quick.
I ran into this video in high school (about 9 years ago) and it got me into Astronomy and science in general actually. I come back to watch it on occasion just to relive a bit of that excitement I got from the first time.
Never did anything but go to college for a year and drop due to family emergencies, but I still have a deep love for space and the other sciences I delved into at the time.
Thank you Michael
“Assuming you sleep at night…” a bold assumption
Lol
@John Freddy and why does everyone keep telling me to get out of their walls when they do it?
if i did i wouldnt be watching this video
This was 10 years ago, things were different then.....
It's 02:26 here in Ireland. Hello
This camera quality is way too good for a 2012 video, it's uncanny to watch this
Or is it??????¿¿¿¿¿¿
Rasmus Ek It’s uncanny to see a youtube comment that says uncanny.
@@thechewydinosaur It's uncanny to see a reply that says uncanny on a UA-cam comment which says uncanny.
@@slot1999 this is uncannily uncanny.
@@slot1999 It's uncanny to see a reply using uncanny to another reply that uses uncanny that replied to a comment that used uncanny
4:11 "you can make plasma in the microwave"
4:17 "but don't do it!"
Too late, kitchen is on fire
In just 6 seconds
@@greenpewdiepie4209 well yes but no(v sauce music)
Well yes, but actually no.
instructions unclear, microwave caught in ceiling fan
TemporaryName he was like 5 seconds late
I remember watching this when it came out. Time flies. Brings back memories
How to get the hottest thing in the universe:
Step 1: Download Minecraft Ray tracing Shaders + HD Resource pack
Step 2: Evacuate building
Step 3: Watch as your PC collapses into a small star
Copy paste
Render distance 32 chunks and a speed potion. Then run 😎
@Bob Bob or bunch of lucky block and a vein miner
since your profile picture is the bmrf logo
i just started wondering
i mean when the machine exploded in hl1 it couldnt been cold like ice
it had to be H O T
whie using an rx 5700 xt reference gpu
Drunk dude: that girls hot
Vsauce: hold my theoretical beer... or don’t????¿¿¿¿
DarkVoid 17 hold his tea
*Saucy music starts playing*
Hold my tea
She's a Kugelblitz.
My mind automatically played the music when I read the question marks
I remember when I was 9 I accidentally made plasma in my microwave
The chocolate spread was very cold so I decided to heat it up so it would be easier to spread
But unfortunately a bit of paper (the barcode) was still on it and it caught fire
Then it turned into plasma
It was really, really bright and was making a humming noise, just like in the clip Michael shows
I quickly opened the microwave door and loads of steam came out, I called for my mom and told her what happened, we searched online and found this video
Now I'm rewatching it, all the memories are coming back
I wouldn't have opened the door I would have run for my life. Honestly I still would.
So you are 16 now?
@@amaankhan8199 no, 14
The video was a few years old when I first watched it
That's awesome man! A happy accident indeed
@@johnmarkneilcardona1417 kinda
It got me into vsauce, which is a VERY big plus, but making plasma is pretty dangerous, which is why michael warns us not to do it
1:35 wow it's insane how different UA-cam used to look. I kind of miss it
"Damn girl, I can't see any theory working on you, because you're kugelblitz."
imma head out now
LOL
LOL
Physics Girl would appreciate.
Its been 2 months... Any luck?
@@petermarquesliveLIVE the only living beings at this moment, besides the people living with me, that can hear the line are some spiders and they scrambled before even telling them haha.
I gdmn hate the new measurements.
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here and my tea is quite hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."
Woah there buckaroo, might wanna slow down there.
My tea is the hottest thing in the universe
He lost me after that, mind=blown
or is it?
Called my crush a Kugelblitz, we’re married now
Thanks dude!
Vsauce is your friendly neighborhood smartass to help get you the ladies
Damn maybe i should try that to my crush
Ah I see. A fellow R34 lover. Choose one
Skyline R34 or R32
@@makfrags14 R34
@@pizzawonderer5024 nice
nearly 12 years later and still a banger
"Assuming you sleep at night"
*not a great assumption, Michael.*
📠
“Are you a kugelblitz, cos u r hotter than science can comprehend
I feel loved
@@intervein1 you are!
yo, have you been in my yard a few months ago? i guess its a horribly common name, but we had some snakes in our yard and my mom who hates snakes for some reason "adopted" (not like keeping it, just naming it) one and named it jake the snake so....lol
Yes i am
smooth
I walked up to my crush and said she was so hot, that she's a Kugelblitz. Just kidding, I only have a Planck amount of confidence.
Ultimate self roast
get out
fucking hilarious and original
@@crylune no
*tHis iS bIG bRAiN TiMe*
Неожиданная и приятая концовка! (Правда с субтитрами проблема)
а нам какая разница, мы ж русские
Michael's right. I called a girl a kugelblitz, and now I'm married.
Jared Peterson she just sucked you in and wouldn't even let light escape
Jared Peterson just not with the girl you flirted with
kk :)
Jared Peterson lit
Congrats 🍾
1:40
So I don’t need a diamond pickaxe
On Sciblock ( watch ilmango) you can basically do this if you surround the obsidian with lava sources on all six sides
Stop making stupid minecraft jokes nobody likes them.
@@ondrae7528 no u UNO
XD
p.s they're funny
ironboy337 you also dont need a Netherite Pickaxe either
@@miscellaneoussarnian5282 a *WHAT*
"Assuming you sleep at night-"
HAHAHAHA
Mayde not me lol
Mayde why is that so funny?
It means he sleeps while there is daylight outside, like I do.
Oh hey mayde! Love your brother in arms stuff!
The coffee's hot... but is it?! Maybe it's so hot that it's cold... lol
Jake Chudnow's music is awesome
u know its about to get real when u hear that music kick in in the background
lol my nigga
brain twisting: activated
David S
*Hard R N-Word*
Micheal: “earth is safe if it burst”
Me: “phew!”
Micheal: “but what if it wasn’t”
“Oh no”
Even if, we would have no light, plants won't grow, we will have more energy consumption and less Produktion due to missing solar power
Love your profile photo
@Yester no sun light, we would have to use electric lights or fire
@Yester because we would need more power for all the lights, all of them instead of only half will be on
@@dataexpunged3914 what? He wasn't talking about sun but another star far away
Vsauce: You can make plasma in a microwave:
Me: :)
Vsauce: But don't do it
Me: :(
I did on accident once
I left a fork in the microwave ones 😅, my parents where’d that happy with it🙃
@Yorbe Heeren
What?
I Guess So you just have to look up what happens and you will get it 🙃
@@Lord-on3yy once* weren't* sorry for correcting but this comment confused me
I remember when this video came out. Here I am, 12 years later. Enjoying it again. I must have seen it 30 times. Still interesting. Michael is a true master of UA-cam and making learning fun. And he doesnt age.
I love when Michael gives me flirt advice :D
Shame you'll never be able to use it *BOOM*
OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!
Did anyone ever told you that you are hot as a Kugelblitz? :D
:3 oh you
wat the actual fuck lol
Fahrenheit
0° Really Cold Outside
100° Really Hot Outside
Celsius
0° Fairly Cold Outside
100° Dead
Kelvin
0° Dead
100° Dead
You put ° after the absolute value of kelvin, thats not how it works
@@artratengoPedanticus Magnus
@@staalman1226 yes, a big exact
@@artratengo Did you just use Google Translate? I saw the comment before you edited it you know
@@staalman1226 nah i taught of what they mean and figured it out
"My tea is quite hot, but it's not the hottest thing in the universe, so what is?"
You Michael
OI FISH FISH FISH
Gay
i see no word that say "no homo" so YOU ARE SO GAY MAN LOOOOOL GAY
Yep you're right! Michael is indeed hot, no homo. W-wait a freakin' minute?! After read what you wrote again, me too doesn't seem to find the word "no homo"... goddammmiittt y r u geiiii?!?!11!
FeegyBeegy
“Kugelblitz” is the name of a German WW2 prototype Self Propelled Anti Aircraft Gun based on the Panzer IV chassis.
"you can make plasma by microwaving fire... But don't do it"
I totally want to do it
Did you do it???
You can do it with grapes. I’ve done it. It’s really not some scary thing that blows up your house. It’ll just smell funny.
Did you know?
Fire is also a plasma
i searched for this comment because i thought the SAME thing
@@Darkusaido It isn't
"Assuming you sleep at night"
kind of a bold assumption to make, Michael
MattTheWaffleCat your profile pic is a kugelblitz
wow, that intro escalated really quickly.
"my tea is hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."
"The young yang symbol is a bright idea. But what's the brightest thing in the universe?"
lol so out of context. ah micheal you cheeky bugger
Yin Yang יא נעל
+MCNT052 i thought you said micheal you cheese burger
ayeee i saw what you did there
+1 cheese points
I’m saying this 12 years after the release of this video, but vsauce, PLEASE POST AGAIN, I IMPLORE YOU
*on date*
Girl: “hi how are you”
Me: “ku-ku-kugelblitz
Girl: “sorry what?”
Me: “yuh your kugelblitz”
This made me laugh way more than it was supposed to.
Humor indeed
*_flashbacks_*
Wont happen.
then the girl removes it's skin to reveal she's actually vsauce and starts explaining why it's not okay to touch mars
_"It's mass is the equivalent of 25 of our sons"_
Michael, do not speak of our children that way.
Lmao
I don't honestly get this
**dies of laughter**
@@captainflowers748 its using the word 'sun' as a homophone.
@@captainflowers748 He's using the word "sun" as "son," basically calling our children "fat."
“You’re so hot, you’re like a kugelblitz” if she understands it, i’ll know i’ve found the one.
but if she speaks german and not physics, you are about to get slapped by her :D
Jakob Topholm you look like a virgin
@@ArchimondeInfect I dunno, I think "ball lightning" could be a compliment, in and of itself
Yup!
Jakob Topholm the self propelled anti air tank?
Watching this in 2024 and then just realizing that it’s 11 years old video.., i mean damn…!! Micheal is legend..
I like to think he gets his ideas from casual conversations.
"Hey, what do you have in you hand."
"A rock."
"Feels kind rough."
"Yeah... but it's not the *roughest* thing in the universe... so what is?..."
You've got really nice ideas! Arnold approves it
+DuckofaPato
I like how he always starts his videos with a statement about something, and then immediately questions it with a thoughtful expression.
+DuckofaPato ...is it Pop T-
*"IT'S NOT POP TARTS!"*
+ZorotheGallade its pop what then?
this joke is pretty racist, but it's not the most racist thing in the universe. so what is?
Mom: "The food isn't that hot!"
The food:
this need more likes
Kugelblitz food
Brian Mitchell
The food: “Mom is that hot!”
The Mom:
why did this get s much like
Micheal hot
"How Hot Can It Get?"
Depends on how many zeroes you can add in Universe Sandbox before the game breaks
Crazy Lasagna GrayStillPlays adds infinite zeros.,... I add more.
i don't even remember how many times i have caused a supernova😂😂😂😂
@@thesarcasticguy936 ah yes casual supernova explosions
@@yettyeet3509 lol, and that makes my computer so laggy that the time goes to 0.0000001 sec per sec 😂😂😂
@@yettyeet3509 everyday *_B I T C H_*
Me: What is he doing?
Vsauce: He is emiting infrared rays.
"How hot can it get? Well, let's begin with the human body."
That was the smoothest thing that I've heard all day.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
You can't melt obsidian with the Sun's rays you can only obtain it with a diamond pick axe. shm
I shake head mine too
Shake head my
Inb4 Minecraft patch with Sun Rays that melt Obsidian. shm
does no one realize this is a joke or?
exactly... this is just a pretty good joke
_Use Kugelblitz in a sentence._
"If you dragged your cheeks across the carpet fast enough, it would feel like a Kugelblitz."
BRUH BRUH BRUH
HOLY CRAPPY REPEATEDLY BRUHBRUH
BRUH *YOU ARE STILL EVERYWHERE???*
Dude this vid wasn't even in my recommended front page.... BRUH STOP FOLLOWING ME
That’s true
Maybe youtube is just following your account to know what to recommend
Kugelblitz was a late war German SPAA
I saw this in my recommended and was excited, like, finally vsauce made a video, it's been a while. and it turns out it's just an old video. I miss vsauce :(
Jovis he started making a premium show. There's an intro to it on his channel.
check dong channel, he has made videos there, not sure how recently though
Hjjk
ua-cam.com/channels/lq42foiSgl7sSpLupnugGA.html You will find Michael here
+Jovis He's sometimes making new vids on a channel called "DONG"
Watches as plasma is created in a microwave
Me: “Wow!!”
“But don’t do it!”
Also me: “Dammit!!”
You also make a plasma every time you turn on a florescent light. The tube is full of a pure plasma when the electrons are trans-versing the tube to the cathode.
Same.
I Was Looking For This Comment
Edgerrin Ray same
Your probably still gonna do it
The most hotter temperature can be feeled when a waiter or waitress says "enjoy your meal" and you instead of thanks, say "you too" and then there is that uncomfortable silence in which your body gets so unbelievable hot that your soul melts for a few moments
Not even a bit relatable you weirdo
*crys on the inside*
Or when your dad says “have a good day at school” and you say “you too”
That was supposed to be funny. I think
@@krispinwah2784 you were supposed to have sense of humor. I think
@@uselesspaperclip4863 I do have a sense of humour, for jokes that aren't drawn out too long. Seriously, that joke is overused and could have been written a lot shorter. -2 internet points
Michael: If you want to be cool, 3 Giga Kelvin
Me: How the heck is that cool
(It’s super hot isn’t it)
XDD
Michael: “My tea is hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe.
My dad’s coffee:
well...
"its an awfully hot coffee pot"
"Are you challenging me?"
@@Sevbi " should i drop it on donald trump? *prolly not* "
Literally. I made my dad coffee once and he told me it was cold. It was so hot tho!
"If you were to heat the head of a pin to the temperature of the sun, it'd kill a person 1000 miles away from it"
Russia and America: **taking notes**
Meet the sniper
might you call it...
the hot war?
@@sydssolanumsamsys the war of who is hottest
@@Nai_101 or a cold war joke
this comment deserves more likes
"Something so hot, it can't become any hotter."
...
" *Let's start with the human body* "
He pulled a sneaky on us.
He pulled a sneaky on us
He pulled a sneaky on us?
@@yinyang1217 he pulled a sneaky on us
Or did he?
6:13 That ain't a star that's giygas
VSauce: Hey, VSauce. Michael here. And my tea is quite hot.
**Video Ends**
@who else likes memes oh
@@blockcamp oh
@@someloser6041 OH?
@@enchantedplays7860 hmmm
@@ShubhamGupta-ir2gn Oh hmmmmm
140x10^6 Exa Kelvin?, heh,
Have you ever encountered a fresh hot pocket?
We do not speak of those times
*WARNING: EXTREME HEAT DAMAGE!*
Those are ice compared to playground slides during the summer.
Warning: User death imminent.
don't go on slides, just don't
Kelvin
This is why I'm not gonna release my mixtape, the universe isn't ready for this heat
😂
just name it kugelblitz
Cause you spit hot fire!
that comment deserves more likes
ahhahhahahahahahhahahahhahahahaahahha
Vsauce is the only channel with 12 year old videos that are still fun to watch.
I love how all the cool science videos end with a black hole forming. It's like nature just throws a black hole on anything that starts getting out of hand. Which to be fair is a pretty good fix.
Dalton Eudy From Douglas Adam's The restaurant at the end of the Univers (One of the books from The hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy saga):
''There is a theory which states that if ever anyone discovers exactly what the Universe is for and why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and inexplicable.
There is another theory which states that this has already happened.''
What would the universe be like without black holes?
Black holes not a bug fix, please nerf
Black holes are a feature, not a bug.
But is what happens thought
Michael forgot to cover that the sun is so large, it can fit a whole football field in it
You can fit atleast two
@@zenshy2139 no waaaay.... 2 entire football fields?
can it fit 3 tho?
Beanie Boo Torture Maybe even 4
nah 4 is too many. That's logically not possible smh
Vsauce is responsible for most of my pickup lines
That is so true, boi. I use them all the time on my girlfriend
Nice to know, Adolf
mien fuhrer, i thought you died, like 73 years ago
HOLY SHIT YOU'RE ACTUALLY ALIVE???? WHAT THE FUCK!!!!
You definitely don't speak German. Kugelblitz (Kugel: sphere; Blitz: lightning) is used to describe a fat/round person that can run surprisingly fast.
Absolute hot is every molecule vibrating at light speed.
Fair
"So hot they are a kugelblitz"
-this is why I come here for my dating advice