How Hot Can It Get?

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  • Опубліковано 28 вер 2012
  • TEMPERATURES!
    Links to everything:
    / tweetsauce
    / vsaucegaming
    Thanks to / minutephysics
    and
    / phdcomics
    for their guidance on this video!
    All music (except for the classical in the beginning) by Jake Chudnow: / jakechudnow
    Human body temperature: antranik.org/regulation-of-bod...
    GreenPowerScience: • Fresnel Lens 3002ºF DI...
    wbeaty's videos: ua-cam.com/users/wbeatyvi...
    sun and pinhead fact is from this book: www.amazon.com/The-Universe-Te...
    PLASMA IN MICROWAVE inside my temperature leanback: • Temperature! Leanback ...
    Calculate wavelength based on temperature: hyperphysics.phy-astr.gsu.edu/...
    WR 104: blogs.discovermagazine.com/bad...
    These are great discussions of absolute hot if you want to read more:
    forums.xkcd.com/viewtopic.php?...
    www.wisegeek.com/what-is-the-h...
    www.physicsforums.com/showthre...
    www.thenakedscientists.com/for...
    Temperature wikipedia: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Temperature
    kugelblitz: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kugelbli...)
    Are you brighter than the sun?: blogs.discovermagazine.com/bad...
    BONUS:
    check out the Hagedorn temperature: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hagedorn...
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    And also negative ABSOLUTE temperatures: www.newscientist.com/article/m...
    cryo.gsfc.nasa.gov/introductio...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 40 тис.

  • @MetaTomato
    @MetaTomato 3 роки тому +26669

    When Michael said his tea is quite hot, I immediately wondered if it's the hottest thing in the universe, so I'm glad he clarifies that it's not

    • @mrblueflu2378
      @mrblueflu2378 3 роки тому +691

      Albert Einstein once wrote in his journals that he likes men

    • @spacesheep6547
      @spacesheep6547 2 роки тому +273

      I'm the opposite of the hottest thing in the universe, so much so, i never even stood next to a girl for longer than a minute

    • @mayapapaya1915
      @mayapapaya1915 2 роки тому +101

      @@spacesheep6547 no, you’re a kugelblitz 😏

    • @pedroperryresende5126
      @pedroperryresende5126 2 роки тому +233

      The tea is not the hottest thing, but who was holding the tea was the hottest thing

    • @peytongonavy
      @peytongonavy 2 роки тому +18

      The hottest thing was ur mom

  • @dangitspang4667
    @dangitspang4667 4 роки тому +9645

    Hey Michael, can you turn up the thermostat?
    Michael: *_What is... t e m p e r a t u r e ? ? ?_*

    • @mrbiggielarge
      @mrbiggielarge 4 роки тому +255

      *Vsacue Music Plays*

    • @yoavmor9002
      @yoavmor9002 4 роки тому +105

      You mean, the device that controls the Air Conditioning?
      Or does it?

    • @dangitspang4667
      @dangitspang4667 4 роки тому +50

      First of all, what is *_hot?_*

    • @unoriginalname8716
      @unoriginalname8716 4 роки тому +62

      First of all,what is what?

    • @Maydaypayday7
      @Maydaypayday7 4 роки тому +20

      DangItsPang and if so, how much does it weigh?

  • @gabe_1971
    @gabe_1971 Рік тому +3947

    Michael has some of the most rewatchable videos on UA-cam

    • @bee_552
      @bee_552 Рік тому +45

      Sam o Nella academy

    • @zwiebelringe
      @zwiebelringe Рік тому +6

      ong

    • @SJursa-ey4tt
      @SJursa-ey4tt Рік тому +13

      i see, we are all here again XD

    • @ProWajxxx
      @ProWajxxx Рік тому +19

      fr i saw this video like 2 months ago, yet i clicked on it without hesitation when it showed up in my feed

    • @JasonsFilmsYT
      @JasonsFilmsYT 11 місяців тому +25

      Vsauce videos are timeless, it's incredible.

  • @giriumground
    @giriumground Рік тому +1113

    The fact that this vid is 10 years old yet is in a format that can be produced in modern day and still be considered high quality is just...insane. Also proves that Vsauce is very good

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak Рік тому +9

      Bro its 10 years ago, not much has changed

    • @giriumground
      @giriumground Рік тому +82

      @@sejozwak actually quite a lot has changed.

    • @falkeborg9432
      @falkeborg9432 8 місяців тому +3

      Vsauce is indeed very good my friend

    • @june_thehuman9650
      @june_thehuman9650 7 місяців тому +3

      ​@@sejozwak10 years is a long time

    • @alexpenna
      @alexpenna 7 місяців тому

      I know, he's just so handsome

  • @levim8948
    @levim8948 4 роки тому +26041

    This is my dad explaining why I shouldn’t touch the thermostat

    • @f8hypnotical304
      @f8hypnotical304 4 роки тому +187

      Levi Murphy underated

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 роки тому +50

      Why?

    • @coltentucker1659
      @coltentucker1659 4 роки тому +526

      @@MaksKCS it's the dad and the thermostat joke. In most areas in the u.s. there's a stereotype that dads are religous about thermostat temperatures (namely due to how much electric bills can cost just by a raise by a single degree in most areas) the joke being that the dad would overe exaggerate the importance of not touching the thermostat.

    • @MaksKCS
      @MaksKCS 4 роки тому +32

      @@coltentucker1659
      That's just stupid

    • @Ugh718
      @Ugh718 4 роки тому +61

      @@MaksKCS Was just about to say/comment that lol.But hey,what do I know?I live in Croatia.

  • @Pauline__
    @Pauline__ 4 роки тому +5344

    0:43 "...Assuming you sleep at night"
    See, that's where the problem starts

    • @nalaprodd
      @nalaprodd 4 роки тому +28

      Pauline lol

    • @PeeP5051
      @PeeP5051 4 роки тому +96

      Fucked my schedule up aswell

    • @satanhimself3578
      @satanhimself3578 4 роки тому +62

      The screams..
      They won't stop....

    • @proton7electron
      @proton7electron 4 роки тому +17

      Let me introduce myself.

    • @nox_7277
      @nox_7277 4 роки тому +4

      There are 314 likes on this comment. It’s great 👍

  • @OfentseMwaseFilms
    @OfentseMwaseFilms Місяць тому +18

    This video is 11 Years old, but it feels like it’s made today😕

  • @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security
    @Dept_Of_Homeland_Security 6 місяців тому +39

    The tea isn't the hottest thing in the universe, it's the man holding it.

  • @ColtonPoorman
    @ColtonPoorman 2 роки тому +8445

    Imagine your planet dies because a star 360 noscoped it from 8000 light years away

    • @itzSh1z0
      @itzSh1z0 2 роки тому +609

      You don't have to imagine. COUNT YOUR DAYS

    • @weirdgamer9566
      @weirdgamer9566 2 роки тому +174

      @@Alex-ju4gj I just looked it up and universetoday says it's likely angled about 30 degrees away from us, but it's also mid-meltdown so it will explode soon.
      The explosion hopefully wont launch us into nothingness tho

    • @Alex-ju4gj
      @Alex-ju4gj 2 роки тому +118

      @@weirdgamer9566 soon is a scary word

    • @kingkonglong9442
      @kingkonglong9442 2 роки тому +38

      @@weirdgamer9566 mid meltdown? Do you mean it is in the half of its life?

    • @lamuzzo5120
      @lamuzzo5120 2 роки тому +30

      F*** S***
      HACKING HACKING
      IM REPORTING YOU B****
      GET BANNED

  • @jamesmartin5762
    @jamesmartin5762 8 років тому +3560

    "if you sleep at night..." dude I'm here because I don't sleep at night

  • @KingMB_XJ_Official
    @KingMB_XJ_Official 2 місяці тому +21

    2:39 Thanks for putting it in London.

  • @ZoveRen
    @ZoveRen 9 місяців тому +23

    Неожиданная и приятая концовка! (Правда с субтитрами проблема)

  • @user-kn5um7cs7d
    @user-kn5um7cs7d 4 роки тому +3159

    “Sup girl you looking like a kugelblitz” - Vsauce getting rejected for some reason.

    • @extremealier4143
      @extremealier4143 4 роки тому +16

      Needs some improvements but not a bad joke (don't ask me though)

    • @louisrorison8457
      @louisrorison8457 4 роки тому +40

      Kugelblitz means "Bullet Storm" in German - I think. It was the name given to a planed German SPAA in WWII (anti-air vehicle). This is indeed most epic

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 4 роки тому +3

      @Adrian_S He said "I think" so idk

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 4 роки тому +7

      "Hay gurl, you look like a blackhole"

    • @mauer1
      @mauer1 4 роки тому +2

      @Adrian_S well, kugel can also get translated to bullet, and blitz is more like a blitzgewitter of some sort.

  • @brontar7258
    @brontar7258 4 роки тому +22706

    “Hey Vsauce, Michael here, and my tea is quite hot. And as always, thanks for watching”

    • @blitz7488
      @blitz7488 4 роки тому +344

      Tea IS quite hot!

    • @OscarRosen
      @OscarRosen 4 роки тому +388

      I read that automatically in his voice lol

    • @justnothing1171
      @justnothing1171 4 роки тому +40

      XDd

    • @fuzzyhead878
      @fuzzyhead878 4 роки тому +82

      He needs to do that as an April Fool’s prank.

    • @brontar7258
      @brontar7258 4 роки тому +45

      @Liam Berg (STUDENT) Im asking that question myself lmao

  • @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up
    @Big-Tonka-Geeked-Up 5 місяців тому +19

    Wow coming back to these space videos years later feels so good. Vsauce truly inspired a generation. And i feel myself getting back to my childhood curiosity of the world and universe around me.
    I think we all should stay curious. Keeps you grounded.

  • @YeastCartography
    @YeastCartography 10 місяців тому +20

    I watched this video with my grandfather this day five years ago, the year he died. We binge watched like half of the VSauce uploads that day, probably the best 4th of my life.

  • @ItsBurbank
    @ItsBurbank 5 років тому +36334

    Everybody know the hottest thing in the universe is those playground slides in the summertime

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 5 років тому +1470

      Only the metal ones. :/

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 5 років тому +1324

      @@scolaget no, and the plastic ones too

    • @scolaget
      @scolaget 5 років тому +1184

      @@isaklarsson5241 true, but metal ones are worse.

    • @isaklarsson5241
      @isaklarsson5241 5 років тому +679

      @@scolaget I guess u right, plastic ones come in 2nd tho

    • @tknzero8027
      @tknzero8027 5 років тому +153

      Wack.

  • @nikdoesstuff9338
    @nikdoesstuff9338 3 роки тому +11827

    The funniest part was "assuming you sleep at night"

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 3 роки тому +275

      Night shifts ?

    • @nikdoesstuff9338
      @nikdoesstuff9338 3 роки тому +530

      @@PiOfficial nah I'm just really bad at getting to sleep

    • @CosmoBubblegum
      @CosmoBubblegum 3 роки тому +295

      Insomnia gang

    • @sammichaels3757
      @sammichaels3757 3 роки тому +176

      Who has time to sleep at night when there are so many Vsauce videos. 😂

    • @Chris-fy8rk
      @Chris-fy8rk 3 роки тому +44

      I work from 8pm till 7am five sometimes six nights a week.
      Oh how i miss sleeping at night

  • @mikubrot
    @mikubrot Рік тому +27

    i love how i barely understood this shit years ago, and now i have a stronger understanding of basic science it becomes even more fascinating and interesting to me, because i actually can comprehend it to some extent

  • @Disorder2312
    @Disorder2312 Рік тому +3

    Didn't realize i was watching a video from 10 years ago, until this wierd screen shot: 1:42
    The narrative in the video almost looks modern.

  • @protato5896
    @protato5896 4 роки тому +2033

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    b o i

    • @beetweneeforlibartor981
      @beetweneeforlibartor981 4 роки тому +39

      B O I ====》 B O I L!

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 4 роки тому +7

      Yeah I sleep at morning

    • @Kutarensmusic
      @Kutarensmusic 4 роки тому +15

      Some people actually sleep during the day. Think about 3rd shift jobs. 🤷‍♂️

    • @paulhk2727
      @paulhk2727 4 роки тому +5

      Watching this 3am lol I'm so fucking stupid why am I doing this

    • @Memessssss
      @Memessssss 4 роки тому

      Lmao

  • @flori1493
    @flori1493 3 роки тому +3059

    Video title : How hot can it get?
    Thumbnail : Michael
    Case : closed

    • @jfrfilms6697
      @jfrfilms6697 3 роки тому +204

      Hotel: Trivago

    • @ananttiwari1337
      @ananttiwari1337 3 роки тому +13

      @@jfrfilms6697 Hi.

    • @zipf
      @zipf 3 роки тому +8

      @@jfrfilms6697 lmfao

    • @LilCalebW
      @LilCalebW 3 роки тому +20

      @@jfrfilms6697 i knew someone was gonna say that

    • @luciozuccheri1343
      @luciozuccheri1343 3 роки тому +18

      Shrek is 2039493949394849393°K

  • @some_albanian_boi8579
    @some_albanian_boi8579 Рік тому +42

    6:32 imagine being so bad u get no scoped from 8000 light years away 💀

  • @vyomsehgal324
    @vyomsehgal324 9 місяців тому +5

    Michael: If you want to be cool, 3 Giga Kelvin
    Me: How the heck is that cool
    (It’s super hot isn’t it)

  • @MrHeliMan
    @MrHeliMan 3 роки тому +6007

    Did you know:
    An average shower knob takes a turn of approximately 3 nanometers to heat up your water from 10°C to the Planck Temperature.

    • @pschiptunes64
      @pschiptunes64 3 роки тому +282

      Relatable.

    • @Someone-wj1lf
      @Someone-wj1lf 3 роки тому +164

      That’s a sign that the mixer (Not native English speaker here. Just the thing that mixes hot water and cold water together.) is broken.

    • @emilieduran1553
      @emilieduran1553 3 роки тому +15

      LOLLLLLL

    • @chrisparkhurst5158
      @chrisparkhurst5158 3 роки тому +12

      Underrated comment 👍

    • @lookatme7032
      @lookatme7032 3 роки тому +5

      Real life

  • @whatskraken3886
    @whatskraken3886 4 роки тому +2950

    "and my tea is _quite_ hot, but not the hottest thing in the universe"
    surprising.

    • @johnrubensaragi4125
      @johnrubensaragi4125 4 роки тому +9

      "Quite" is an ambiguous word. American=>to the greatest extent
      British=>fairly

    • @thefailedkid9715
      @thefailedkid9715 4 роки тому +5

      Unless he cheated his tea to the planck temperature

    • @theultimatedragonx
      @theultimatedragonx 4 роки тому +6

      But you know what's not surprising?
      How much Geico can save you on car insurance.

    • @definitelyahumannotabot
      @definitelyahumannotabot 4 роки тому +1

      Ok

    • @patrickmclaughlin61
      @patrickmclaughlin61 4 роки тому +4

      What I'm not getting. A bit of material the size of a pin head heated to 29 million kelvin. Death to all in a 1000 mile radius.
      Thermonuclear explosion.. 300 million kelvin at the centre. Not the same amount of damage. 🤔

  • @vintagemoto9947
    @vintagemoto9947 3 місяці тому +5

    I remember when this video came out. Here I am, 12 years later. Enjoying it again. I must have seen it 30 times. Still interesting. Michael is a true master of UA-cam and making learning fun. And he doesnt age.

  • @Fixti0n
    @Fixti0n 10 місяців тому +13

    These videos age like fine wine.

  • @nerrname1379
    @nerrname1379 3 роки тому +3608

    “Hey Vsauce, popping up in your recommenced 8 years later here”

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 3 роки тому +45

      The fact that people are still commenting on a video from 2012 is amazing

    • @lochlandrussell3335
      @lochlandrussell3335 3 роки тому +4

      Omg its amazing

    • @A7xFo
      @A7xFo 3 роки тому +10

      If you understood how the algorithms work for the recommended videos, it wouldn't be as funny as you're trying to make it out to be. You're reaching, but you'll get there. Keep practicing.

    • @charles_1523
      @charles_1523 3 роки тому +7

      @@A7xFo 🤓

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 роки тому +6

      @A7xFo 🤓

  • @WaifuSlayer-li4zi
    @WaifuSlayer-li4zi 4 роки тому +1709

    Me: How's your tea Michael?
    Michael:

    • @pokebrand7386
      @pokebrand7386 4 роки тому +59

      Me: “Ah shit, here we go again”

    • @marijanmaric5501
      @marijanmaric5501 4 роки тому +10

      Literally the funniest comment

    • @drsiddhant8905
      @drsiddhant8905 4 роки тому +2

      Every pakistani reading this comment : fantastic

    • @merculous4702
      @merculous4702 4 роки тому +1

      Actuallly laughed out loud

    • @klev5021
      @klev5021 4 роки тому

      TheRolling Rowlet MELIOUDAS

  • @explosivecar
    @explosivecar 8 місяців тому +2

    10 years ago and his content has not changed but it is still nice to watch

  • @furiousgarfer4991
    @furiousgarfer4991 4 роки тому +1659

    “Assuming you sleep at night”
    I feel called out

  • @fredschultz4457
    @fredschultz4457 4 роки тому +2068

    How hot can it get?
    “Lets begin with the human body”
    Wow micheal, I didn’t know you felt that way

    • @Nami8302_OwO
      @Nami8302_OwO 4 роки тому +29

      This is beautiful

    • @John-ds3kj
      @John-ds3kj 4 роки тому +8

      Haha

    • @alanfran
      @alanfran 4 роки тому +15

      @@Nami8302_OwO ÒwÓ
      *please kill me*

    • @Honne1064
      @Honne1064 4 роки тому +6

      Nohomo

    • @jvccr7533
      @jvccr7533 4 роки тому

      @@alanfran ua-cam.com/video/rrD3jp34BFg/v-deo.html
      alright then (kill me too)

  • @Thagy1973
    @Thagy1973 Рік тому +2

    Why do I love the background music of Vsauce videos so much?

  • @WilisL
    @WilisL 8 місяців тому

    Every now and then I come back to his old videos, waiting for the day when he drops a new one.

  • @laysclassicpotatochips1784
    @laysclassicpotatochips1784 3 роки тому +7060

    “Mom I have a fever of 1.41 x 10 to the 36th Kelvin”
    Mom: you’re still going to school

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 роки тому +370

      The steel benches in summer is hotter

    • @debkalpapal2682
      @debkalpapal2682 3 роки тому +103

      Wise man:Socrates
      Wise Man Remix:Michael

    • @user-bq7sn9ji3u
      @user-bq7sn9ji3u 3 роки тому +72

      Actually, you would become a black hole, eat the hole solar system, so there will be no more school

    • @posadist681
      @posadist681 3 роки тому +147

      Its cuz of that darn phone

    • @theaccounter
      @theaccounter 3 роки тому +69

      @@posadist681 "Mom, I learned how to become a Professional Chef working at one of Gordon Ramsay's Restaurant after 5 years and I am extremely famous making food for billionaires."
      "It's because of that damn phone!"
      "But that's a good thing!!!"

  • @TDSport_
    @TDSport_ 3 роки тому +3772

    *on date*
    Girl: “hi how are you”
    Me: “ku-ku-kugelblitz
    Girl: “sorry what?”
    Me: “yuh your kugelblitz”

    • @dakid000000
      @dakid000000 3 роки тому +134

      This made me laugh way more than it was supposed to.

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 роки тому +46

      Humor indeed

    • @axelhill8966
      @axelhill8966 3 роки тому +38

      *_flashbacks_*

    • @vunga8195
      @vunga8195 3 роки тому +5

      Wont happen.

    • @gshwjakskfj5413
      @gshwjakskfj5413 3 роки тому +161

      then the girl removes it's skin to reveal she's actually vsauce and starts explaining why it's not okay to touch mars

  • @user-qn2vq6pb7c
    @user-qn2vq6pb7c 3 місяці тому +3

    Watching this in 2024 and then just realizing that it’s 11 years old video.., i mean damn…!! Micheal is legend..

  • @hypheneC
    @hypheneC Місяць тому +1

    nearly 12 years later and still a banger

  • @ThePrimoZ
    @ThePrimoZ 7 років тому +4487

    "My tea is quite hot...
    "But it's not the hottest thing in the universe...
    "So what is?"
    Well that escalated quickly o.o

    • @geekvlady5614
      @geekvlady5614 7 років тому +23

      second one...

    • @neitly
      @neitly 7 років тому

      original comment LUL

    • @momiaw
      @momiaw 7 років тому

      +Equinox! And three more in the next two days. This thing is going viral

    • @arbiter-
      @arbiter- 7 років тому +16

      Well this escalated quickly o.o

    • @avagreen9060
      @avagreen9060 7 років тому +49

      The_Primo_Z That went from zero to Kugelblitz real quick.

  • @Gingrman-mx4sp
    @Gingrman-mx4sp 5 років тому +4087

    Michael: you can make plasma by microwaving fire
    Me [mentally]: OOOOOOO
    Michael: BUT DON'T DO IT.
    Me [mentally]: aww....

    • @Shadow-so7jk
      @Shadow-so7jk 5 років тому +37

      big facts :(

    • @hernerweisenberg7052
      @hernerweisenberg7052 5 років тому +71

      you can make plasma by flipping the light switch ,)

    • @JoseATurner
      @JoseATurner 5 років тому +65

      Actually heard of a guy microwaving a microwave microwaving a toaster I'm not sure if it made plasma but it did for the toaster to about a bajillion degrees

    • @thechickenman3713
      @thechickenman3713 5 років тому +31

      Microwave a grape cut in half

    • @JosephDalrymple
      @JosephDalrymple 5 років тому +10

      This described my reaction exactly.

  • @davidf2281
    @davidf2281 7 місяців тому +1

    Well, I certainly didn't expect that ending.

  • @martymcfly1833
    @martymcfly1833 3 місяці тому +1

    I remember watching this when it came out. Time flies. Brings back memories

  • @AllenReviews
    @AllenReviews 3 роки тому +5815

    Vsauce: You can make plasma in a microwave:
    Me: :)
    Vsauce: But don't do it
    Me: :(

    • @cykablyat6481
      @cykablyat6481 3 роки тому +89

      I did on accident once

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 3 роки тому +67

      I left a fork in the microwave ones 😅, my parents where’d that happy with it🙃

    • @greatercanada1798
      @greatercanada1798 3 роки тому +19

      @Yorbe Heeren
      What?

    • @Lord-on3yy
      @Lord-on3yy 3 роки тому +2

      I Guess So you just have to look up what happens and you will get it 🙃

    • @kreyzgr5167
      @kreyzgr5167 3 роки тому +75

      @@Lord-on3yy once* weren't* sorry for correcting but this comment confused me

  • @r34dood
    @r34dood 2 роки тому +2814

    Called my crush a Kugelblitz, we’re married now
    Thanks dude!

    • @amazinggaju
      @amazinggaju 2 роки тому +191

      Vsauce is your friendly neighborhood smartass to help get you the ladies

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 2 роки тому +31

      Damn maybe i should try that to my crush

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 2 роки тому +37

      Ah I see. A fellow R34 lover. Choose one
      Skyline R34 or R32

    • @pizzawonderer5024
      @pizzawonderer5024 2 роки тому +11

      @@makfrags14 R34

    • @makfrags14
      @makfrags14 2 роки тому +7

      @@pizzawonderer5024 nice

  • @arsalz.siddiqi4958
    @arsalz.siddiqi4958 11 місяців тому +6

    This content really is timeless.

  • @jaredpeterson9459
    @jaredpeterson9459 7 років тому +1673

    Michael's right. I called a girl a kugelblitz, and now I'm married.

    • @patricktricks5585
      @patricktricks5585 7 років тому +108

      Jared Peterson she just sucked you in and wouldn't even let light escape

    • @jaredpeterson9459
      @jaredpeterson9459 7 років тому +27

      Cis-white heterosexual male yeah it was awful at the time but hey. Now I'm dead

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 7 років тому +14

      Jared Peterson just not with the girl you flirted with

    • @jaredpeterson9459
      @jaredpeterson9459 7 років тому +20

      m4rcDE roy4l yeah. The girl with whom I flirted beat me up. I'm married to madam curie

    • @moyai9166
      @moyai9166 7 років тому +1

      kk :)

  • @MalexAPI475
    @MalexAPI475 4 роки тому +2071

    Mom: "The food isn't that hot!"
    The food:

  • @sid_339
    @sid_339 11 місяців тому +1

    You are the best UA-camr I have ever seen. Hats off!🎉

  • @abbadox315
    @abbadox315 11 місяців тому

    I'm watching this 10 years later and am amazed at the quality of the audio and visuals of these videos

    • @Mr_Kabob
      @Mr_Kabob 10 місяців тому

      Actually though.

  • @gibby9215
    @gibby9215 4 роки тому +2773

    *Michael at a dinner party*
    "And how is your tea, my dear friend?"
    "Tasty, and quite hot. It's not the hottest thing around though. But what is hot..."

    • @caminates3892
      @caminates3892 3 роки тому +50

      Are we not going to point out the fly on his profile picture

    • @gibby9215
      @gibby9215 3 роки тому +15

      Table-Country pinxing THRYM Firearms 27 Happy I could help

    • @strawberryseal1851
      @strawberryseal1851 3 роки тому +9

      Thers a thers a fly on your icon

    • @ginpau7416
      @ginpau7416 3 роки тому +5

      Gibby WHY WOULD YOU PUT A FLY IN YOUR PROFILE?!!😰😰

    • @holden_7597
      @holden_7597 3 роки тому +4

      Gin Pau to fuck with people

  • @jswertujj
    @jswertujj 3 роки тому +3058

    Fahrenheit
    0° Really Cold Outside
    100° Really Hot Outside
    Celsius
    0° Fairly Cold Outside
    100° Dead
    Kelvin
    0° Dead
    100° Dead

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 роки тому +291

      You put ° after the absolute value of kelvin, thats not how it works

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 3 роки тому +60

      @@artratengo3685Pedanticus Magnus

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 роки тому +20

      @@staalman1226 yes, a big exact

    • @staalman1226
      @staalman1226 3 роки тому +9

      @@artratengo3685 Did you just use Google Translate? I saw the comment before you edited it you know

    • @artratengo3685
      @artratengo3685 3 роки тому +4

      @@staalman1226 nah i taught of what they mean and figured it out

  • @sreedevi1496
    @sreedevi1496 8 місяців тому +2

    oh.. that's hot
    -WILL SMITH

  • @qoombert
    @qoombert 2 місяці тому +3

    И как всегда спасибо, что смотрели.

  • @DuckofaPato
    @DuckofaPato 8 років тому +1745

    I like to think he gets his ideas from casual conversations.
    "Hey, what do you have in you hand."
    "A rock."
    "Feels kind rough."
    "Yeah... but it's not the *roughest* thing in the universe... so what is?..."

    • @Home_Rich
      @Home_Rich 8 років тому +10

      You've got really nice ideas! Arnold approves it

    • @Peter_1986
      @Peter_1986 8 років тому +35

      +DuckofaPato
      I like how he always starts his videos with a statement about something, and then immediately questions it with a thoughtful expression.

    • @ZorotheGallade
      @ZorotheGallade 8 років тому +2

      +DuckofaPato ...is it Pop T-
      *"IT'S NOT POP TARTS!"*

    • @icouldntthinkofaname7773
      @icouldntthinkofaname7773 8 років тому +1

      +ZorotheGallade its pop what then?

    • @aceman0000099
      @aceman0000099 8 років тому +28

      this joke is pretty racist, but it's not the most racist thing in the universe. so what is?

  • @canadoodlez5009
    @canadoodlez5009 2 роки тому +6456

    I was totally expecting him to say
    “My tea is quite hot, but it’s not the hottest thing in the universe…
    *or is it?* “

  • @hansvonflammenwerfer2817
    @hansvonflammenwerfer2817 10 місяців тому +8

    7:22
    That's average

  • @matthewhunter8971
    @matthewhunter8971 Рік тому +1

    This video got me into Vsauce, can't believe it's 10 years old.....

  • @benjaminlevenson4109
    @benjaminlevenson4109 4 роки тому +3051

    I walked up to my crush and said she was so hot, that she's a Kugelblitz. Just kidding, I only have a Planck amount of confidence.

  • @neatestburrito1078
    @neatestburrito1078 2 роки тому +1760

    "It would kill anything in a 1000 mile radius" *destroys all of the UK to demonstrate"

  • @WoofWaffle-hp1us
    @WoofWaffle-hp1us 8 місяців тому +2

    Bro forgot about the metal seatbelt 💀💀💀💀💀

  • @hapahapahappy
    @hapahapahappy 4 місяці тому +3

    1:35 wow it's insane how different UA-cam used to look. I kind of miss it

  • @Rachel98246
    @Rachel98246 Рік тому +2621

    “Assuming you sleep at night…” a bold assumption

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому +3

      Lol

    • @mihailmilev9909
      @mihailmilev9909 Рік тому +14

      @John Freddy and why does everyone keep telling me to get out of their walls when they do it?

    • @Colin-ch6zh
      @Colin-ch6zh Рік тому +5

      if i did i wouldnt be watching this video

    • @knightshousegames
      @knightshousegames Рік тому +6

      This was 10 years ago, things were different then.....

    • @MrDarrencurry
      @MrDarrencurry Рік тому +3

      It's 02:26 here in Ireland. Hello

  • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
    @user-vs9lu7zl2e 3 роки тому +2396

    "Damn girl, I can't see any theory working on you, because you're kugelblitz."
    imma head out now

    • @evoplanet627
      @evoplanet627 3 роки тому +14

      LOL

    • @beppington5947
      @beppington5947 3 роки тому +9

      LOL

    • @nuclearping
      @nuclearping 3 роки тому +92

      Physics Girl would appreciate.

    • @petermarquesliveLIVE
      @petermarquesliveLIVE 3 роки тому +29

      Its been 2 months... Any luck?

    • @user-vs9lu7zl2e
      @user-vs9lu7zl2e 3 роки тому +55

      @@petermarquesliveLIVE the only living beings at this moment, besides the people living with me, that can hear the line are some spiders and they scrambled before even telling them haha.
      I gdmn hate the new measurements.

  • @N4F123
    @N4F123 7 місяців тому +2

    Still they are not as hot as the car seatbelt in the summers.

  • @Bombinyoballsgahh
    @Bombinyoballsgahh Рік тому

    This is top Editing right here. Very ahead of its time

  • @thesweeney80
    @thesweeney80 4 роки тому +1366

    4:11 "you can make plasma in the microwave"
    4:17 "but don't do it!"
    Too late, kitchen is on fire

    • @greenpewdiepie4209
      @greenpewdiepie4209 4 роки тому +9

      In just 6 seconds

    • @Emilia_La_Nalgona
      @Emilia_La_Nalgona 4 роки тому +23

      @@greenpewdiepie4209 well yes but no(v sauce music)

    • @jdemola55
      @jdemola55 4 роки тому +1

      Well yes, but actually no.

    • @RealQuin
      @RealQuin 4 роки тому +16

      instructions unclear, microwave caught in ceiling fan

    • @jupiter8711
      @jupiter8711 4 роки тому +1

      TemporaryName he was like 5 seconds late

  • @xyxen8hydra154
    @xyxen8hydra154 4 роки тому +2738

    Micheal: “earth is safe if it burst”
    Me: “phew!”
    Micheal: “but what if it wasn’t”
    “Oh no”

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 роки тому +4

      Even if, we would have no light, plants won't grow, we will have more energy consumption and less Produktion due to missing solar power

    • @bossk6285
      @bossk6285 4 роки тому +8

      Love your profile photo

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 роки тому +1

      @Yester no sun light, we would have to use electric lights or fire

    • @dataexpunged3914
      @dataexpunged3914 4 роки тому +1

      @Yester because we would need more power for all the lights, all of them instead of only half will be on

    • @Looming_ewe
      @Looming_ewe 4 роки тому +5

      @@dataexpunged3914 what? He wasn't talking about sun but another star far away

  • @thenelsonbruhs722
    @thenelsonbruhs722 9 місяців тому +1

    “Assuming you sleep at night”…
    A bold assumption

  • @dharkbizkit
    @dharkbizkit 2 місяці тому +1

    i saw this video around its release.. cant believe that its almost 12 years since then. i hate how fast time passes nowadays and i hate, how bad i feel today compared to 2012

  • @ahmedassem5571
    @ahmedassem5571 4 роки тому +4606

    me : hears "obsidian"
    my brain : M I N E C R A F T

    • @Alan_Marin
      @Alan_Marin 4 роки тому +40

      Ahmed Assem it can actually melt into lava in Minecraft too

    • @catfromabove9464
      @catfromabove9464 4 роки тому +26

      no shit, when i was 10, when i hear something that i knew from minecraft, i remember minecraft

    • @mindshiv4757
      @mindshiv4757 4 роки тому +29

      H I T T O B S I D I A N W I T H D I A M O N D Y E S S S

    • @bournelucid
      @bournelucid 4 роки тому +3

      Me 2

    • @waleedbinshabbir1542
      @waleedbinshabbir1542 4 роки тому +6

      @@Alan_Marin it might be modded

  • @Akronox.
    @Akronox. 4 роки тому +1262

    "How hot can we get?"
    Ricardo:

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 3 роки тому +15

      Wizz Dj yep

    • @damncat2793
      @damncat2793 3 роки тому +17

      @@niceguyman1671 lmao ur name

    • @ayhemshaban9745
      @ayhemshaban9745 3 роки тому +6

      @@niceguyman1671 did you actually ate a penguin???

    • @drabberfrog
      @drabberfrog 3 роки тому +6

      @@niceguyman1671 what did the penguin taste like?

    • @niceguyman1671
      @niceguyman1671 3 роки тому +13

      Andrew Siegel not bad kinda like flake except a bit more jucier and tastier

  • @napoleantntgaming5265
    @napoleantntgaming5265 8 місяців тому +2

    Always trust Michael with advice about girls. I told my crush she is a kigulblitz and she immediately fell in love with me

  • @Lobisco
    @Lobisco 8 місяців тому

    you know the subject is good when even michael struggles to explain it

  • @happygilmore5233
    @happygilmore5233 6 місяців тому

    You are the best at breaking anything down. Thank you for your posts.

  • @DrKjoergoe
    @DrKjoergoe 8 років тому +2220

    I love when Michael gives me flirt advice :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 8 років тому +51

      Shame you'll never be able to use it *BOOM*

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 8 років тому +20

      OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH!!!!

    • @DrKjoergoe
      @DrKjoergoe 8 років тому +81

      Did anyone ever told you that you are hot as a Kugelblitz? :D

    • @kouldood
      @kouldood 8 років тому +64

      :3 oh you

    • @snowiblind
      @snowiblind 8 років тому +37

      wat the actual fuck lol

  • @jakethesnake6783
    @jakethesnake6783 3 роки тому +1156

    “Are you a kugelblitz, cos u r hotter than science can comprehend

    • @shatteringeye999
      @shatteringeye999 3 роки тому +59

      I feel loved

    • @dabananasauce7610
      @dabananasauce7610 3 роки тому +32

      @@shatteringeye999 you are!

    • @Director_Delta
      @Director_Delta 3 роки тому +9

      yo, have you been in my yard a few months ago? i guess its a horribly common name, but we had some snakes in our yard and my mom who hates snakes for some reason "adopted" (not like keeping it, just naming it) one and named it jake the snake so....lol

    • @Hi-ty3hr
      @Hi-ty3hr 3 роки тому

      Yes i am

    • @jumpinnemo5044
      @jumpinnemo5044 3 роки тому +1

      smooth

  • @ryanprytherick8468
    @ryanprytherick8468 8 місяців тому +1

    You can't just tell me that microwaving fire makes plasma, AND THEN TELL ME NOT TO DO IT!

  • @Robsli479
    @Robsli479 7 місяців тому

    I can't believe this video was out 10 years ago.

  • @darkvoid1751
    @darkvoid1751 5 років тому +1457

    Drunk dude: that girls hot
    Vsauce: hold my theoretical beer... or don’t????¿¿¿¿

  • @Nick-oj7ri
    @Nick-oj7ri 3 роки тому +1331

    She: Am i Hot babe?
    me: yeah, like... 3GigaKelvin

    • @David_Box
      @David_Box 3 роки тому +89

      Phhh... If you aren't even 69 terrakelvin don't even talk to me.

    • @Nick-oj7ri
      @Nick-oj7ri 3 роки тому +9

      @@David_Box huh😏

    • @brutalrattle
      @brutalrattle 3 роки тому +21

      Yeah, you’re like a kugelblitz

    • @leemsvg
      @leemsvg 3 роки тому +5

      0 Kelvin

    • @knight-qt3oo
      @knight-qt3oo 3 роки тому +8

      Gamma Ray brust left the chat

  • @phil.c2932
    @phil.c2932 Рік тому

    Thanks for blowing my mind and I feel quite warm inside, im pretty sure my brain is burning at this moment.

  • @IceBirdCajz
    @IceBirdCajz 7 місяців тому +1

    Bro gave us the science rizz

  • @Dogemeat2077
    @Dogemeat2077 7 років тому +2922

    You can't melt obsidian with the Sun's rays you can only obtain it with a diamond pick axe. shm

    • @anshats8947
      @anshats8947 6 років тому +45

      wow, little mine crafter.

    • @AndyChamberlainMusic
      @AndyChamberlainMusic 6 років тому +185

      I shake head mine too

    • @anshats8947
      @anshats8947 6 років тому +2

      Ozone Strike Hm. i see.. it's really funny too explain it though. XDD (are you stupid?? XD)

    • @jaymoriarty314
      @jaymoriarty314 6 років тому +45

      Shake head my

    • @cdurkinz
      @cdurkinz 6 років тому +5

      Inb4 Minecraft patch with Sun Rays that melt Obsidian. shm

  • @sqildo9916
    @sqildo9916 4 роки тому +1423

    How to get the hottest thing in the universe:
    Step 1: Download Minecraft Ray tracing Shaders + HD Resource pack
    Step 2: Evacuate building
    Step 3: Watch as your PC collapses into a small star

    • @swarnimvajpai6373
      @swarnimvajpai6373 4 роки тому

      Copy paste

    • @a_bear
      @a_bear 4 роки тому +29

      Render distance 32 chunks and a speed potion. Then run 😎

    • @anggaadandiputra8450
      @anggaadandiputra8450 4 роки тому

      @Bob Bob or bunch of lucky block and a vein miner

    • @igi1225
      @igi1225 4 роки тому

      since your profile picture is the bmrf logo
      i just started wondering
      i mean when the machine exploded in hl1 it couldnt been cold like ice
      it had to be H O T

    • @WeirdDuck781
      @WeirdDuck781 4 роки тому

      whie using an rx 5700 xt reference gpu

  • @wushiwushigander1959
    @wushiwushigander1959 Рік тому +3

    V sauce: "Assuming you sleep at night..."
    Me: "Bold of you to assume that I sleep at all."

  • @J3xetor
    @J3xetor 10 місяців тому +4

    vsauce rizz

    • @J3xetor
      @J3xetor 7 місяців тому

      why did i comment this

    • @J3xetor
      @J3xetor 7 місяців тому

      why did i comment this too?

  • @mcnt9506
    @mcnt9506 8 років тому +667

    wow, that intro escalated really quickly.
    "my tea is hot, but its not the hottest thing in the universe."

    • @Yotam1703
      @Yotam1703 7 років тому +25

      "The young yang symbol is a bright idea. But what's the brightest thing in the universe?"

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 7 років тому

      lol so out of context. ah micheal you cheeky bugger

    • @HardCoreTea
      @HardCoreTea 7 років тому +3

      Yin Yang יא נעל

    • @nabilyahya8141
      @nabilyahya8141 7 років тому +5

      +MCNT052 i thought you said micheal you cheese burger

    • @mcnt9506
      @mcnt9506 7 років тому +1

      ayeee i saw what you did there
      +1 cheese points

  • @m.iqbal_akbar
    @m.iqbal_akbar 5 років тому +878

    I truly appreciate that you put the Celcius Number.

    • @inkblade3115
      @inkblade3115 4 роки тому +34

      celcius is a unit, not a number :)

    • @awppenheimer
      @awppenheimer 4 роки тому +69

      InkBlade that passive aggressive smiley face :)

    • @heyguysjohnfarder
      @heyguysjohnfarder 4 роки тому +16

      @@inkblade3115 ye but a number is a number no matter what flavor

    • @nomidubidabi
      @nomidubidabi 4 роки тому +7

      Celsius

    • @GhostDog519
      @GhostDog519 4 роки тому +28

      Fuck farenheit all we need is celsius baby

  • @--Nyx-
    @--Nyx- 7 місяців тому +1

    Using the formula KE = 0.5 * m * c^2
    where c is the average speed of the particles in a substance, and m is the mass of one particle
    and KE = 3/2 * R/Na * T
    where R is 8.31, Na is 6.02 x 10^23 and T is temperature in Kelvin, the if the particles moved at an average of light speed, the maximum temperature of the largest molecule, "titin" with a molar mass of ~3.9 x 10^6 g/mol, would be 1.407 x 10^22 K, much lower than the plank temperature.
    Is this the real limit or did I make a wrong assumption? (Im in first year sorry for any errors)

  • @Jodashian
    @Jodashian 8 місяців тому +1

    She said she is hotter than anything in the universe, had to search up this video and show her

  • @freddyparkinson3820
    @freddyparkinson3820 4 роки тому +806

    1:40
    So I don’t need a diamond pickaxe

    • @10dandaman
      @10dandaman 4 роки тому +8

      On Sciblock ( watch ilmango) you can basically do this if you surround the obsidian with lava sources on all six sides

    • @ondrae7528
      @ondrae7528 4 роки тому +10

      Stop making stupid minecraft jokes nobody likes them.

    • @milandjuric1257
      @milandjuric1257 4 роки тому +35

      @@ondrae7528 no u UNO
      XD
      p.s they're funny

    • @miscellaneoussarnian5282
      @miscellaneoussarnian5282 4 роки тому +9

      ironboy337 you also dont need a Netherite Pickaxe either

    • @Gyropop
      @Gyropop 4 роки тому +8

      @@miscellaneoussarnian5282 a *WHAT*

  • @bo_Suleiman
    @bo_Suleiman 4 роки тому +303

    8:49
    Girl: *Faints*

    • @ytpmichaelrosen9190
      @ytpmichaelrosen9190 4 роки тому +29

      I_m_Legend_2 7 **nerd boys get hard**

    • @Kris.krisis
      @Kris.krisis 4 роки тому +9

      That was cute

    • @davel7037
      @davel7037 4 роки тому +4

      @@ytpmichaelrosen9190 anyways its cooler than just calling "Hot"

    • @user-gc2cv6qw6i
      @user-gc2cv6qw6i 4 роки тому +1

      Alex Swarczynski Not cooler, its WAYYY more hot;)

    • @ortherner
      @ortherner 4 роки тому

      I don’t get it

  • @EBjeebies1081
    @EBjeebies1081 6 місяців тому +1

    5:24 Hearing even the most frightening and unhinged man in the known universe describe anything as “frightening” is… frightening

  • @EnginoIsRunning
    @EnginoIsRunning Місяць тому +2

    2:42
    Guys actually i don't understand his calculation about the energy that a head of a tip with the temperature of the core of the sun could done.
    Using the SI (kg, °C etc...):
    The sensible heat is equal to:
    Q= c*m*ΔT
    with c=specific heat capacity; m=mass; T=temp
    According to NASA the temperature inside the sun is about 15 millions °C.
    Let's consider a temperature difference of such value [15*10^6 - 20(room temperature)≃15*10^6 °C]
    and taking a steel pin tip we have a specific heat capacity of steel equal to about c=500J/(kg*°C) and a mass that for this calculation I will consider of 1 gram but i think the actual mass should be smaller.
    Therefore:
    Q=(15*10^6)*(1*10^-3)*(500) = 7'500'000 J.
    To check what such energy release could done if released istantaneously let's see a TNT equivalent explosion.
    A gram on TNT after detonation can release 4.184 kJ or 4184 J of energy (according to wikipedia).
    So 7'500'000/4184 = 1792.54 grams or 1.792 kg of TNT.
    The detonation of 1kg of TNT can, (quoting Wikipedia), "Under controlled conditions one kilogram of TNT can destroy (or even obliterate) a small vehicle."
    Therefore 1.792 kg of TNT can realistically destroy one small bus or 2 cars.
    So finally, we have that the head of a steel tip with a temperature equivalent to that of the core of the sun is as dangerous as a powerful handgranade.
    Why is Vsauce telling this is so apocalyptically powerful like a big meteor impact? who is wrong?

  • @pisderata
    @pisderata 10 місяців тому +4

    there's no way he was 26 here

  • @LASAGNA_LARRY
    @LASAGNA_LARRY 7 років тому +1208

    Vsauce thought process:
    "It sure is cloudy today..."
    "Am I real? Are you real? What if we could travel at the speed of light? Are we alone in space?"

    • @locngoduy1571
      @locngoduy1571 7 років тому +9

      John Smith +1

    • @mr_underscore5320
      @mr_underscore5320 7 років тому +55

      John Smith No lol it works like this
      "Its sure cloudy today outside"
      "Or is it?"
      xD

    • @-sanju-
      @-sanju- 7 років тому +4

      Wait.. I think I've seen this comment.

    • @Wulfjager
      @Wulfjager 7 років тому

      that's why we like em

    • @ThnputMd
      @ThnputMd 7 років тому

      Corpus I have to

  • @crazuhuge
    @crazuhuge 4 роки тому +2099

    “You’re so hot, you’re like a kugelblitz” if she understands it, i’ll know i’ve found the one.

    • @ArchimondeInfect
      @ArchimondeInfect 4 роки тому +76

      but if she speaks german and not physics, you are about to get slapped by her :D

    • @Riley-uh6ef
      @Riley-uh6ef 4 роки тому +36

      Jakob Topholm you look like a virgin

    • @b.lonewolf417
      @b.lonewolf417 4 роки тому +18

      @@ArchimondeInfect I dunno, I think "ball lightning" could be a compliment, in and of itself

    • @ThePurrplePuff
      @ThePurrplePuff 4 роки тому

      Yup!

    • @kden9772
      @kden9772 4 роки тому +3

      Jakob Topholm the self propelled anti air tank?

  • @supertoad188
    @supertoad188 7 місяців тому +2

    Michael is a kugelblitz

  • @jettpack9168
    @jettpack9168 6 місяців тому +1

    "but if you wanna be cool, 3 gigakelvin"
    it is crazy how well this aged