What Is The Earth Worth?

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  • Опубліковано 27 сер 2014
  • SOURCES and LINKS TO LEARN MORE ARE BELOW!
    my twitter: / tweetsauce
    my instagram: www/ electricpants
    Music from:
    / jakechudnow
    and
    www.audionetwork.com
    Vsauce: "Who Owns the Moon?": • Video
    Vsauce: "How many Photos Have Been Taken?": • How Many Photos Have B...
    Earth, Texas: goo.gl/qmozXa
    Earth’s moons:
    www.universetoday.com/15019/ho...
    ssd.jpl.nasa.gov/sbdb.cgi?sstr...
    Solar System speed around Milky Way: www.universetoday.com/18028/su...
    Greg Laughlin equation:
    oklo.org/2009/03/12/too-cheap-...
    boingboing.net/2011/02/03/cosm...
    History Channel Special:
    shop.history.com/special-prese...
    www.bullseyetv.co.uk/productio...
    bpsfuelforthought.wordpress.co...
    Human elements shirt: www.sciencemuseumshop.co.uk/ho...
    Element values: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prices_o...
    ShadyPotat0 calculation: / how_much_is_the_inside...
    Asteroids:
    Great video showing 34 years of asteroid discovery: • Asteroid Discovery - ...
    star.arm.ac.uk/neos/anim.html
    neo.jpl.nasa.gov/stats/
    433 Eros: www.erosproject.com/erosfact.h...
    Kepler search for exoplanets: kepler.nasa.gov/multimedia/ani...
    planets in Milky Way: en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Milky_Way
    scanning the Milky Way: www.spitzer.caltech.edu/video-...
    Nat Geo list of reasons Earth might be useful to other life forms: tvblogs.nationalgeographic.com...
    Beautiful things animals make: www.buzzfeed.com/babymantis/10...
    Animals and ownership:
    www.sciencedaily.com/releases/...
    www.world-science.net/exclusiv...
    Articles on Finders-Keepers, etc.
    archive.archaeology.org/online...
    www.nysm.nysed.gov/services/2...
    Monkey Seflies:
    www.djsphotography.co.uk/
    arstechnica.com/tech-policy/20...
    non-human animal created works on wikimedia: commons.wikimedia.org/w/index....
    Dog artist Tillamook Cheddar: www.tillamookcheddar.com
    LEGO shell Hermit Crab: • Video
    Custom built see-through hermit crab shells: vimeo.com/71005763
    sneeze movie by Edison: goo.gl/Vmmh6c
    Google Earth global timelapse: earthengine.google.org/timela...
    Seflie from space: i.imgur.com/PnEMSM6.jpg
    space launch seen from plane: • Space shuttle Discover...
    selling the Brooklyn Bridge (without actually owning it): www.nytimes.com/2005/11/27/nyr...
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 19 тис.

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  9 років тому +11695

    You are about 1.9×10^-51% of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 9 років тому +594

      sooooo
      what?

    • @benjaminkilleen5525
      @benjaminkilleen5525 9 років тому +390

      Vsauce Yet what is the sum of the information I contain? Surely I have more information than a cloud of helium with nearly the same mass, since that information can be reduced or approximated with models of gases, but somewhat less information than an integrated circuit or super-efficient hard-drive with nearly my mass.
      The information I contain may include memories, DNA, proteins . . . it's hard to boil it down.
      In response to your statement, what percentage of the information in the available universe am I?

    • @WGUKNOW
      @WGUKNOW 9 років тому +60

      Hey Michael! I have seen you reference Beck's Loser 3-4 times in the past. You have a great taste in music!

    • @cutza7
      @cutza7 9 років тому +602

      Vsauce Yo Mama's so fat, that she is 1.9×10^-50 % of the mass of the observable universe.

    • @YodrizzleMashizzle
      @YodrizzleMashizzle 9 років тому +30

      CutZa Dsch thats skinnier

  • @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345
    @ivfalenandicantgetup_7345 5 років тому +21536

    New challenge: Let Vsauce videos play automatically with only audio and try to figure out what the heck the video title is

  • @unstabledefusion
    @unstabledefusion 2 роки тому +1927

    People: “Humans are priceless”
    Michael: “About $2,000”

    • @Scienceguy-nh4ph
      @Scienceguy-nh4ph Рік тому +8

      The Day Human gonna meet another powerful, smart species they will realise they worth NOTHING!

    • @abhinavchoudhury7000
      @abhinavchoudhury7000 Рік тому +11

      It is theoretical 48 million including every liquid, every organ

    • @TheRockRock367
      @TheRockRock367 Рік тому

      Damn how you don’t label Michael as a person

    • @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860
      @zacharymohammedz.s.m.7860 Рік тому +6

      ​@@bocajmaestro1730 *I may not have a brain, but ladies and gentlemen I have an idea*

    • @mepmepimabee9866
      @mepmepimabee9866 9 місяців тому +4

      Humans, with a body processed and every material in the body separated + organs, is around 4 million bucks
      I did not search it on a school chrome book

  • @kewlishere
    @kewlishere Рік тому +57

    7:03 "so far we have received zero offers"
    The next time someone rejects you just remember we're all constantly rejected by the universe

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth 2 місяці тому +1

      why does this only have 22 likes 💀
      not enough real ones rewatching vsauce and checking comments

  • @dittrichszabolcs2011
    @dittrichszabolcs2011 5 років тому +5088

    Earth: *exists*
    Villager: I'll give you 2 emeralds for that

    • @user-ke6yw2ib6k
      @user-ke6yw2ib6k 5 років тому +48

      why were we both recommended this so late lol

    • @turdboi-qv2xx
      @turdboi-qv2xx 5 років тому +17

      @@user-ke6yw2ib6k hOw woUlD yOu knOW

    • @anandsuralkar2947
      @anandsuralkar2947 5 років тому +16

      @@turdboi-qv2xx or do u?

    • @Kaledrone
      @Kaledrone 4 роки тому +14

      @@turdboi-qv2xx Your username is a blessing.

    • @DarkMetaOFFICIAL
      @DarkMetaOFFICIAL 4 роки тому +47

      Gives you 1 Earth for 16 Emeralds
      Next trade: gives you 1 Emerald for 16 Earths
      *v i l l a g e r s*

  • @n00t_b1rd
    @n00t_b1rd 3 роки тому +3491

    He's actually just floating above the floor horizontally.

    • @Roberto-in2ru
      @Roberto-in2ru 3 роки тому +120

      thank god somebody noticed

    • @huzzzer6083
      @huzzzer6083 3 роки тому +85

      I can never watch this video the same way ever again, thanks

    • @thetechnocrat4979
      @thetechnocrat4979 3 роки тому +42

      I cannot unsee that now.

    • @n00t_b1rd
      @n00t_b1rd 3 роки тому +62

      Michael's immense knowledge and wisdom overrides Newton's laws of physics.

    • @solemnwaltz
      @solemnwaltz 3 роки тому +11

      Lol I was thinking the same the whole time.
      Honestly expected him to reveal it.

  • @Mankeysbankeys
    @Mankeysbankeys Рік тому +159

    1:39 “A light year …”
    Me: I can barely imagine how big an acre is

    • @sudarshanlahoti3856
      @sudarshanlahoti3856 2 місяці тому

      Dude, A light is a measurement of length and an acre is a measurement of are. So technically, they are not directly comparable.

    • @Mankeysbankeys
      @Mankeysbankeys 2 місяці тому

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 🤓

    • @loganhuth
      @loganhuth 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 let the man cook

    • @Puggylord316
      @Puggylord316 2 місяці тому +1

      @@sudarshanlahoti3856 That doesn't really change anything. The point still stands he can't imagine something as small as an acre, so imagining something so big is almost impossible. Even if one is a straight distance and the other is an area.

  • @justme42300
    @justme42300 2 роки тому +462

    Imagine if aliens approached us and had no idea how economics works because it would only be a human concept.

    • @wolfiemuse
      @wolfiemuse Рік тому +51

      Although I’m not certain, I feel like some sort of economic system would have to exist in a species capable of interstellar travel. They may have since abandoned it in favor of a Star Trek esque paradise version of socialism where everyone essentially wants for nothing and all needs are provided. But who knows

    • @MeganVictoriaKearns
      @MeganVictoriaKearns Рік тому

      I've always wondered what if advanced aliens 👽 showed up and saw how we fuel our minds and bodies by actually killing and eating other Earth creatures. Would they run away screaming at such gory atrocities and then return to their home to share the depravity of us Earthlings? Like how we kill and eat each other for energy with which to operate our physical form as well as our cognitive functions?

    • @somewhataddicted7685
      @somewhataddicted7685 Рік тому +5

      @@wolfiemuse i would imagine it would be like that, at least for some materials that are very common in the universe.

    • @ferociouzmonk
      @ferociouzmonk 9 місяців тому +1

      It is a human thing. Animals and critters don't trade currwncy for food and items

    • @applememes5372
      @applememes5372 8 місяців тому +13

      @@ferociouzmonk but you don't see animals and critters traveling to the space, now do you?

  • @MuzikBike
    @MuzikBike 7 років тому +1216

    I think Saturn might already have been sold. Some aliens liked it, so they put rings on it.

  • @cossicrots4290
    @cossicrots4290 3 роки тому +3160

    Me: I’m going to sleep
    Vsauce: Or are you?

  • @Tjstevens_
    @Tjstevens_ 2 роки тому +63

    Parents: "You are worthless!"
    Me: "Hold your hoses bucko I'm at least worth 2k"

    • @kingeggwardiii8131
      @kingeggwardiii8131 2 роки тому +5

      That's just the nutrients. Once you sell all your organs and bones and muscles then you're worth hundreds of thousands. Maybe even millions

    • @jakeplumber1373
      @jakeplumber1373 2 роки тому

      Yeah those parents should probably kill themselves

  • @quinnsouthall6633
    @quinnsouthall6633 4 місяці тому +11

    Aliens taking notes for the invasion

  • @penis42069
    @penis42069 5 років тому +9807

    MrBeast:" Buying earth and giving it to a homeless person!!!"

  • @benz-vn6ur
    @benz-vn6ur 4 роки тому +2903

    Person1: where do you live?
    Person 2: earth
    Person 1: ok smartass where on earth
    Person 2: Earth, Texas
    Person 1: WHERE IN TEXAS

  • @Mothdood111
    @Mothdood111 3 роки тому +43

    "what is the world worth?"
    "We are it's fart"
    I love you vsauce and everything that you do

  • @uwuowo4856
    @uwuowo4856 3 роки тому +28

    "Doesnt appreciate..."
    Shows a image of australia

    • @convict3
      @convict3 8 днів тому

      brother that was a clip of the planet

  • @tomcat3809
    @tomcat3809 3 роки тому +2119

    I love how he goes from how much is the Earth worth, to "If an animal takes a photo, who it belongs to?".

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 3 роки тому +5

      Grammar!

    • @tomcat3809
      @tomcat3809 3 роки тому +31

      @@noyou1735 no u

    • @noyou1735
      @noyou1735 2 роки тому +6

      @@tomcat3809 *UNO REVERSE*

    • @damianmanuelchavez-4952
      @damianmanuelchavez-4952 2 роки тому +23

      vsauce can make a video about farts and somehow end it with the meaning of life

    • @SuperFireTowerGaming
      @SuperFireTowerGaming 2 роки тому +6

      I mean, it had a purpose. To show that the concept of ownership is vague, and not something universal but man-made.

  • @Melkaro
    @Melkaro 4 роки тому +3870

    "The Moon, is a moon"
    Ah yes, the floor here is made out of floor

    • @primo_
      @primo_ 4 роки тому +59

      Snow is snowier now!

    • @Melkaro
      @Melkaro 4 роки тому +16

      @@primo_ And goats have joined the game!

    • @FairyLightMoons
      @FairyLightMoons 4 роки тому +17

      and my roof here is made of roof.

    • @evilxavage9070
      @evilxavage9070 4 роки тому +11

      so my shelf over here is made of shelf

    • @mutsissaatana5405
      @mutsissaatana5405 4 роки тому +41

      Ah yes vsauce is vsauce
      Or is he?

  • @Hasanthe787
    @Hasanthe787 Рік тому +10

    Fun fact: the word "satellite" means artificial moon in arabic

  • @antekelektronik8788
    @antekelektronik8788 Рік тому +8

    I love that vsauce videos are bored me thinking about everything while waiting in line. Started from how much earth is worth and ended on ownership of animal selfies

  • @moritz.s2859
    @moritz.s2859 4 роки тому +661

    *"The man who sold the world"* starts playing

    • @nekozombie
      @nekozombie 4 роки тому +5

      never lost control

    • @MrEnjoivolcom1
      @MrEnjoivolcom1 4 роки тому +4

      ...said I was his friend

    • @gjinhaxhiu2806
      @gjinhaxhiu2806 4 роки тому +23

      Underwater Walter not to disrespect Cobain, but it’s originally a Bowie song and Nirvana covered it.

    • @tutin9930
      @tutin9930 4 роки тому

      Funi

    • @gustavosousa8966
      @gustavosousa8966 4 роки тому +4

      The World already has an owner and he is DIO

  • @king_movie7861
    @king_movie7861 7 років тому +487

    all this is worth $12 at gamestop

  • @None-Trick_Pony
    @None-Trick_Pony 3 роки тому +1

    Probably my favorite Vsauce work! :)

  • @just-justice-here
    @just-justice-here 3 роки тому +12

    Michael: Earth does have some unique selling point
    Me: ...wait seems like this is not a joke any more

  • @hinchmiester9199
    @hinchmiester9199 7 років тому +2978

    Rick Harrison "the best I can do is like 50 bucks"

  • @MrPipav
    @MrPipav 3 роки тому +1848

    Title: "What Is The Earth Worth?" Conclusion: "Humans are farts"

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 роки тому +26

      True

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 роки тому +3

      @@AdamTheCannon your pfp kinda weird

    • @AdamTheCannon
      @AdamTheCannon 3 роки тому +9

      @@deadchannel5933 what's the problem it's just khabib.

    • @deadchannel5933
      @deadchannel5933 3 роки тому

      @@AdamTheCannon the problem is that it's weird

    • @george3781
      @george3781 3 роки тому +25

      @@deadchannel5933 bro u good?

  • @adityavardhanjain
    @adityavardhanjain 2 місяці тому +4

    Earth is worth exactly 31 Vsauce videos.

  • @GuardiansofEarth007
    @GuardiansofEarth007 4 місяці тому +1

    This is probably one of the best earth promotion video i have ever seen .

  • @Avokrypha
    @Avokrypha 7 років тому +1013

    Never in my life would I even think about stumbling upon an educational video and the human race would be referred to as a fart.

    • @mcmarcuz23
      @mcmarcuz23 7 років тому +26

      Sure....EARTH'S FIRST FART COST 1$! COME DO A BID HERE!

    • @jblack5994
      @jblack5994 7 років тому +54

      vsauce's videos are filled with unbelievable knowledge, stupid puns and jokes (I love it though), and existential crisis

    • @dominicwilson309
      @dominicwilson309 7 років тому +27

      my positive message for the day... i am a fart

    • @howardbaxter2514
      @howardbaxter2514 6 років тому +3

      Welcome to Vsauce

    • @MrTeddy12397
      @MrTeddy12397 6 років тому +1

      BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP

  • @Badvait
    @Badvait 4 роки тому +2500

    Villager: Two emeralds, take it or leave it.

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 4 роки тому +12

      @Bill Cipher i actually came up with it myself but okay you do you

    • @thomaslok5808
      @thomaslok5808 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 3 роки тому +1

      @@Badvait what do you mean?

    • @Badvait
      @Badvait 3 роки тому +7

      Greirath do you not play minecraft

    • @greirath1771
      @greirath1771 3 роки тому +1

      @@Badvait the comment after that

  • @KleinpeterHank
    @KleinpeterHank 5 місяців тому +1

    7:52 Of all Vsauce videos this moment may have given me the most existential crisis.

  • @ImQuiteGay
    @ImQuiteGay 11 місяців тому +2

    I love that Michael just refers to all of humanity summed up by the words “hairless bipeds”

  • @rennaa
    @rennaa 5 років тому +1770

    Here goes Michael again, shopping for planets.

  • @christianlitster2418
    @christianlitster2418 5 років тому +3738

    Beginning: “What’s earth worth in dollars?”
    Conclusion: “We’re farts!”
    This is why I love Vsauce.

  • @herethere2091
    @herethere2091 2 роки тому

    I watched these videos when they were new, and the rewatch now is sooooooo much better!

  • @mattsmith656
    @mattsmith656 Рік тому

    you are amazing, these videos make me emotional and I dont even know why

  • @nulx8603
    @nulx8603 3 роки тому +3288

    spoiled aliens be like: “Tracy’s so lucky her mom lets her buy so many planets”

    • @spheredude6003
      @spheredude6003 3 роки тому +278

      No honey, you already have an asteroid.

    • @mas0nfootball6810
      @mas0nfootball6810 3 роки тому +258

      @@spheredude6003 But my asteroid has gold I want Diamonds😠

    • @faolancampbell4459
      @faolancampbell4459 3 роки тому +10

      I like your comment but I don't want to ruin your perfect amount of thumbs up.

    • @lullabypoppera3914
      @lullabypoppera3914 3 роки тому +57

      @@mas0nfootball6810 diamonds? I want one with ice!

    • @beastralian
      @beastralian 3 роки тому +36

      @@lullabypoppera3914 ice? I desire platinum!

  • @TrapnestShinigami
    @TrapnestShinigami 6 років тому +2085

    Maybe aliens are just waiting for the Steam Winter Sale...

    • @Diegox045
      @Diegox045 6 років тому +17

      This comment deserves way more likes

    • @faizalf119
      @faizalf119 6 років тому +21

      Trim Prism nuclear winter sales

    • @_simon.s_
      @_simon.s_ 5 років тому +9

      Oh yeah! Winter Sales are the best! It's the only time of the year where I buy games on Steam!

    • @jordanmicahcook
      @jordanmicahcook 5 років тому +3

      THAT is a GREAT comment! LOL

    • @guyincognito7771
      @guyincognito7771 5 років тому +5

      If they needed a new planet and made it here...seriously doubt we could stop them at all...

  • @nicoschiavi605
    @nicoschiavi605 2 роки тому +3

    I get an ad and I come back to the video to hear Michael go "EARTH IS BOOKIN' IT..."

  • @AngelaShiflet
    @AngelaShiflet 2 роки тому

    I always learn something here. That's why I love this channel 🧡.

  • @jojojohn7841
    @jojojohn7841 5 років тому +1540

    If you buy on black Friday
    It's just 20$

    • @shrekonion8307
      @shrekonion8307 5 років тому +22

      imagine all the nations trying to keep peace among the aliens fighting to buy earth for the black friday sale

    • @imwillixm
      @imwillixm 5 років тому +8

      Jojo John or maybe it's just half price. So 3,039,728,516,717$...

    • @paige4855
      @paige4855 5 років тому +1

      DeAl

    • @rhodadonceras9801
      @rhodadonceras9801 5 років тому +1

      if yu sel it to rick form pawn star el give you 5bucks

    • @lupusor7
      @lupusor7 5 років тому +1

      Stonks.

  • @anaverageyoutubeuser
    @anaverageyoutubeuser 4 роки тому +601

    “We are Earth’s first fart.”
    Michel Stevens, contemporary philosopher.

  • @JoelsVideoJunk
    @JoelsVideoJunk Рік тому

    LOL jeez you never cease to amaze me how far off into the galactic rhubarb you can get. Awesome video sir.

  • @bashirmahmud1463
    @bashirmahmud1463 3 роки тому +6

    10:17 OmG ItS tHe GuY FrOm fOrTnItE

  • @KiwisCassie
    @KiwisCassie 6 років тому +3360

    GameStop values it at $20.50

    • @RyanInSD
      @RyanInSD 6 років тому +233

      Thats awfully generous today!

    • @renelmk
      @renelmk 6 років тому +26

      Ryan007 this needs more likes

    • @jennyjacuinde301
      @jennyjacuinde301 6 років тому +3

      Size no me lo creo y la otra mitad de la cancha del equipo en un momento dado de alta en

    • @moonrunner8791
      @moonrunner8791 6 років тому +49

      You’ll get 20% more if you take store credit...just saying.

    • @mazinbajalan4334
      @mazinbajalan4334 6 років тому +8

      in store credit

  • @ChupachuGames
    @ChupachuGames 7 років тому +584

    The Earth is worth exactly one Earth's worth of Earth.

    • @thedicerunner7851
      @thedicerunner7851 7 років тому +22

      Chupachu To understand what your saying, someone must have a another habbitable planet like ours so that they can buy Earth?

    • @Terra-Antares
      @Terra-Antares 7 років тому +17

      Total Cost to logic:-10^1000 Brain cells

    • @mutantpenguin6836
      @mutantpenguin6836 6 років тому

      Chupachu MIND. BLOWN

    • @chettlar212
      @chettlar212 6 років тому +11

      Actually due to inflation the earth is worth 0.9 earth's worth of earth.

    • @blackadam4064
      @blackadam4064 6 років тому +1

      *insert blinking guy meme*

  • @iwonttellyoumyname1091
    @iwonttellyoumyname1091 2 роки тому +5

    You can sleep in peace knowing that Elon Musk won't buy the earth anytime soon

  • @user-om8bj
    @user-om8bj Рік тому

    remembering that i actually don't matter makes me so relieved

  • @yoteslayerisawesome6
    @yoteslayerisawesome6 9 років тому +247

    Why hasn't this guy won a Nobel prize already. He is a fucking genius.

    • @colinshaules7141
      @colinshaules7141 6 років тому +1

      Because he’s stating facts that have already been discovered

  • @Gergus
    @Gergus 9 років тому +5366

    What currency do they use in space?
    Star bucks.

    • @HolidayTheLeek
      @HolidayTheLeek 9 років тому +90

      BWAHHHAHAHAHHAHA!!!! lol

    • @Asterius_101
      @Asterius_101 9 років тому +168

      *ba dum tiss...*

    • @fandomguy8025
      @fandomguy8025 9 років тому +8

      XD BOOOO!

    • @Orangeninja5000
      @Orangeninja5000 9 років тому +32

      ....get out

    • @andylannister5071
      @andylannister5071 9 років тому +53

      What if Starbucks headquarters is actually a space communication service. Which contacts other universes with life forms and hasn't told anyone except the most powerful people on earth. What if Area 51 is a front and it's actually the Starbucks headquarters? But it isn't actually called Starbucks it's just a code name.

  • @crylune
    @crylune 11 місяців тому

    If you pause at the right time on 0:00 and turn on the subtitles, the contrast between the calm subtitles and Michael's face is hilarious

  • @hansojung8678
    @hansojung8678 Рік тому

    8 years later and i still love these videos

  • @theloaf6063
    @theloaf6063 6 років тому +1323

    Careful, jumpscare at 0:00

  • @ds__kb
    @ds__kb 7 років тому +2705

    Q: how much is Earth worth?
    A: we had two moons!
    thanks michael

  • @user-zs8yu4bc9t
    @user-zs8yu4bc9t Рік тому +2

    “Big deal” scoffs “whats it all worth” i died 😂

  • @Gamergoatw
    @Gamergoatw 9 місяців тому +1

    Man gonna keep me up at night

  • @munazzahussain8055
    @munazzahussain8055 4 роки тому +688

    "The moon, is a moon"
    Ahh ,you have enough bones in you body to make a human skeleton

    • @exppalt2269
      @exppalt2269 4 роки тому +8

      munazza hussain An adult skeleton? But I am 2 years old! I have too many bones for a adult skeleton. Okay please don't think I am actually 2 years old.

    • @who-ny5oe
      @who-ny5oe 4 роки тому +1

      That is Bullshit man!!!!

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 3 роки тому

      @@who-ny5oe , Öl
      Österreich
      Ää

    • @bennyo.schandl2430
      @bennyo.schandl2430 3 роки тому

      @@who-ny5oe Was

    • @earthterra8546
      @earthterra8546 3 роки тому

      Idk why but I laughed

  • @sangria-margarita
    @sangria-margarita 3 роки тому +587

    7:55 I forgot what this episode was called so I searched “squirrels in Nebraska Vsauce” and it worked!

  • @krakenspace7562
    @krakenspace7562 3 роки тому

    I love that Vsause was talking about light years to selling the planet

  • @bichin3388
    @bichin3388 Рік тому +4

    Gracias por esto, todo. Saludos desde Argentina.

  • @genostellar
    @genostellar 8 років тому +938

    I don't know what the Earth is worth, but it means the world to me.

    • @penguindude1119
      @penguindude1119 8 років тому +32

      Just leave

    • @genostellar
      @genostellar 8 років тому +2

      penguindude111 Why? =P

    • @gmahi5
      @gmahi5 8 років тому +4

      +Geno Stellar that was cute loool

    • @cherrysalsa
      @cherrysalsa 8 років тому +1

      +Geno Stellar lol

    • @wendell2255
      @wendell2255 8 років тому +1

      i see what you did there hahahah!!!

  • @noobslayer0333
    @noobslayer0333 3 роки тому +878

    3:18 I love how Michael tries to say “Reddit user Shady Potato” in a serious tone

  • @ronandynan1228
    @ronandynan1228 9 місяців тому

    "big deal, what's it all worth?" that had me dying for some reason 😂😂

  • @snazzyostrich
    @snazzyostrich Рік тому +2

    0:29 this is also the smallest known asteroid at about only 2-3 meters across

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +1491

    7:52 Nebraskan here, I can confirm, the squirrels here are still pissed about that. Jefferson has a bad name among the local squirrel communities.

    • @WaaDoku
      @WaaDoku 6 років тому +19

      Micah Philson
      Respect! I wouldn't learn French just to talk to squirrels.

    • @swxqt6826
      @swxqt6826 5 років тому +3

      Micah Philson i just dont understand why he would do that

    • @maysteward1032
      @maysteward1032 5 років тому

      Micah Philson s

    • @huntertw
      @huntertw 5 років тому +5

      man this video is old

    • @micahphilson
      @micahphilson 5 років тому +1

      @@huntertw Howso? It's only 4 years old.

  • @shatter5310
    @shatter5310 4 роки тому +394

    8:06
    This is why I always watched vsauce
    My brain just exploded

    • @696190
      @696190 4 роки тому +5

      Jupiter Ascending called, it wants its central premise back

    • @outofstepbaritone
      @outofstepbaritone 4 роки тому +1

      SHATTER ever played half life 2?

    • @gatecrasher9546
      @gatecrasher9546 4 роки тому

      @@outofstepbaritone all heil combine

    • @Cxrlos..
      @Cxrlos.. 4 роки тому

      Boom

  • @NV-B_kimchi
    @NV-B_kimchi Рік тому +20

    Don’t let Kanye see this

    • @thtpower1
      @thtpower1 2 місяці тому

      😂 best comment

  • @ErynIsAbsent
    @ErynIsAbsent Рік тому

    I love how he’ll go on a rant for several minutes, before going off on how much the Earth is worth, switching topic, then rounding back to the original point of Earth’s value.

  • @SgtTikka
    @SgtTikka 3 роки тому +776

    Humans selling the earth would be like a tapeworm selling you.

    • @predator-7180
      @predator-7180 3 роки тому +5

      😂

    • @bluecupgaming2674
      @bluecupgaming2674 3 роки тому +13

      I don’t think I have tapeworms tho

    • @SgtTikka
      @SgtTikka 3 роки тому +8

      @scpwiki account I don't know if you got that the wrong way around, or are you just talking about Russia's questionable black markets.

    • @AkiraSatou
      @AkiraSatou 2 роки тому +55

      No it wouldn't. The Earth isn't naturally sentient, it houses many sentient beings but is is literally speaking a giant rock with wacky shit on it. It'd be like a man selling the entire apartment with tenants already in it.

    • @samsunguser3148
      @samsunguser3148 2 роки тому

      A rat selling a whole building

  • @kikisakura8189
    @kikisakura8189 3 роки тому +429

    8:09 best drawing of an alien I've ever seen.

  • @lightningfirst689
    @lightningfirst689 2 роки тому +1

    The Fermi paradox is the Godwin's law of pop-sci videos.

  • @jayfulton1116
    @jayfulton1116 Рік тому +1

    People always forget that earth isn’t our parent we are earth our whole body is just a piece of earth that has learnt to move on its own

  • @slinkybox7772
    @slinkybox7772 7 років тому +540

    The earth is on sale! $2.99 for earth now!

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 6 років тому +238

    Could you imagine an alien walking up to you and, looking right at you, asking how expensive you would be to purchase, but when you protest, the alien clarifies that it's not asking you what your asking price is; it's asking the microbe that lives on your face what your asking price is.

  • @legendaryspud3462
    @legendaryspud3462 2 місяці тому

    The earth is priceless because it is a unique phenomenon out of the whole universe that contains all the joy, sadness and the general human experience. It is a beautiful place which we must preserve.

  • @Raghav-lq3qh
    @Raghav-lq3qh 2 роки тому +2

    As the alien landlord of your galaxy cluster I like your human practice of talking

  • @nemrody7828
    @nemrody7828 4 роки тому +730

    *Two lovers sitting on a field, during the night, watching the stars*
    Her: What do you think we are, in the big picture?
    Him: We are Earth's first farts

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 3 роки тому +10

      "Ew. I'm breaking up with you.'

    • @beanybain
      @beanybain 3 роки тому +7

      The first 2 lines just make me think of
      Two lovers, forbidden from one another
      A war divides their people
      And a mountain divides them apart
      Built a path to be together
      ...Yeah, and I forget the next couple of lines, but then it goes...
      Secret tunnel!
      Secret tunnel!
      Through the mountain!
      Secret, secret, secret, secret tunnel! Yeah!
      Best song ever 👌👌👌

    • @ayaan7990
      @ayaan7990 3 роки тому

      @@justanothertinypartofthisi4651 fair enough

    • @nidarshabandara9504
      @nidarshabandara9504 7 місяців тому

      @@flarfatron2190 yeah actually underrated comment. better comment than lot of other comments with lot of likes.

  • @Comment_User
    @Comment_User 9 років тому +2472

    Alien scout: Earth has nukes! What should we do
    Alien leader: Nukes? We need to escape
    Alien scout 2: Don't worry they have aimed it at themselves

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 років тому +252

      Accurate we're a big joke

    • @Jordanmac127
      @Jordanmac127 9 років тому +125

      Comment_User If extraterrestrial life can build craft that can travel light years and detect our ICBM's. I very much doubt they would give two shits about nukes or any of our inventions.

    • @brodudeguy5528
      @brodudeguy5528 9 років тому +30

      How do these "aliens" know what a nuke is and how do they speak English?

    • @mustaqimhadi6381
      @mustaqimhadi6381 9 років тому +45

      bill rose they are probably much smarter

    • @Vedvart1
      @Vedvart1 9 років тому +7

      ***** But every time in history those nations then fought each other after the common enemy went away.

  • @netsight
    @netsight Рік тому

    4:31 "make way for an intergalactic highway"-thanking you for all the fish! 🤣🤣🤣🚀🛸🛸

  • @thesheepsviolin123
    @thesheepsviolin123 2 роки тому

    I still watch these today roll up in bed and stick one on there just timeless 👌

  • @scottmanley
    @scottmanley 9 років тому +1804

    At about the 4:00 there's one of the first videos I ever created - 15 years ago, long before youtube ever existed.
    I have an updated 4k resolution version on my channel, the updated part is pretty important because in the intervening time we've discovered half a million more asteroids.

    • @jojoroberson1315
      @jojoroberson1315 9 років тому +12

      Scott I am subscribed to you and your ksp videos are really unike and awesome keep being cool ps when I paused to type vsause looks like a mix between about to fall asleep and pooping:')

    • @imk2vin
      @imk2vin 9 років тому +18

      I was going to point out that they used your video.
      *Scrolls down*
      No way! Scott already made a comment about it! :D

    • @williamtang899
      @williamtang899 9 років тому +9

      Scott Manley Suddenly, In a science video by a popular science youtuber, another popular science youtuber appears.

    • @Bartekkru100
      @Bartekkru100 9 років тому +2

      Scott Manley
      Wow Scott Manley on Vsauce o_O

    • @jarivanv
      @jarivanv 9 років тому +2

      Rolan Tang science-ception

  • @tdmac5413
    @tdmac5413 4 роки тому +1862

    Scientists thinking of other moon’s names: *oh yeah this is big brain time*
    Scientists thinking of our moon’s name: MOON IS MOON

    • @superkittypro6520
      @superkittypro6520 4 роки тому +15

      Dang I just made that comment... Eh it's different enough

    • @fluffywolf6300
      @fluffywolf6300 3 роки тому +73

      @Akki Kishore , Luna is just moon in latin.

    • @4P5MC
      @4P5MC 3 роки тому +23

      It'd be like us naming our planet "Planet".

    • @xylenox6112
      @xylenox6112 3 роки тому +54

      I think it's because the Moon was named before we knew that other moons existed

    • @christianjoseph6502
      @christianjoseph6502 3 роки тому +17

      we named our moon before we knew other moons existed

  • @Gibzhy
    @Gibzhy Рік тому

    Lmfao I’m always waiting for that switch up on the questioning

  • @cloudsclouds
    @cloudsclouds 3 роки тому

    michael always has some music in odd time playing during these videos. this ones in 7/8 :)

  • @RJ-pw9ij
    @RJ-pw9ij 8 років тому +1715

    $5,000,000,000,000? I'll give ya $7...

  • @mars_over
    @mars_over 7 років тому +463

    I came here to find out how much the Earth is worth and I ended up realizing I'm a fart. Thank you Michael.

    • @Manu-bq3xh
      @Manu-bq3xh 6 років тому +2

      metalforever12345 Michæl

    • @oyounes5945
      @oyounes5945 6 років тому

      Lmaoooo

    • @mohibwasay5102
      @mohibwasay5102 6 років тому

      Not just you. But the entire human kind. And a very stinky one

  • @supermarioricher3578
    @supermarioricher3578 3 роки тому +2

    Imagine looking back and watching this in 2021, oh wait.

  • @kingelmo9347
    @kingelmo9347 2 роки тому +4

    Kanye would love this vid

  • @RubsNL
    @RubsNL 5 років тому +305

    Pretty crazy that when my dog bites someone it's MY problem but when my dog paints a masterpiece suddenly it's everyone's

    • @amadoudiallo7952
      @amadoudiallo7952 5 років тому +2

      is that your siblings

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 4 роки тому +23

      Your dog's behavior is your responsability, your dog's artistic skills are not (unless you have sent it to an art school for a couple of years, paid for it, and can prove that you did). Humans and their pesky laws

    • @rodolfolinares8254
      @rodolfolinares8254 4 роки тому +23

      nekoeko500 isn’t artistic skill part of behavior? What, did he send his dog to a school to learn to bite people?

    • @nekoeko500
      @nekoeko500 4 роки тому +15

      @@rodolfolinares8254 every skill has an innate component. There are no biting schools, there are owners who don't take care of their animals

    • @FunkyJeff22
      @FunkyJeff22 4 роки тому +10

      @@nekoeko500 so he's only responsible for his dog's art if he trained it to paint, but he's always responsible for the dog's bites, even when he never trained it to bite? Why the double standard?

  • @TransAm20000Wr
    @TransAm20000Wr 8 років тому +331

    Gamestop: The best i can do is $2.50

    • @LukeLovesMc
      @LukeLovesMc 8 років тому +11

      so true lmfao

    • @luisvarela7787
      @luisvarela7787 8 років тому

      bitch ass gamestop 😂

    • @ollilaine6763
      @ollilaine6763 8 років тому

      Only 30€ for used GTA V. WTF IS THIS SHIT.

    • @TrixRKidz
      @TrixRKidz 6 років тому +3

      Oh, wait u see that scratch?
      That’s the Grand Canyon.
      Yea that’s guna bring it down to $1.50

    • @theworldoverheavan560
      @theworldoverheavan560 4 роки тому +1

      @@TrixRKidz lol

  • @ripio3850
    @ripio3850 9 місяців тому +1

    Vsauce is the kind of guy to negotiate the earth with an alien civilisation

  • @sarvarbekdoniyorov
    @sarvarbekdoniyorov 2 місяці тому

    Thank you for wastin my time in a positive way

  • @FinlayHamm
    @FinlayHamm 5 років тому +550

    what if my cells sold me?

  • @cheekybum1513
    @cheekybum1513 8 років тому +223

    What if Earth is like an ant farm for aliens, and they're watching us build up our colonies.

    • @gayfrog3102
      @gayfrog3102 8 років тому +17

      good shit gooood shit 👌👌👌👌👌thats what im talking about good 👌shit

    • @kaihuizing5970
      @kaihuizing5970 8 років тому +1

      +Daythem Kaverous That would be so funny. People always think they're so great and good, even the average person thinks that way, when in reality we're almost nonexistent compared to the entire universe

    • @tagheuerwoods6241
      @tagheuerwoods6241 8 років тому +1

      +Daythem Kaverous South Park any one ?

    • @dhruvam5765
      @dhruvam5765 8 років тому +4

      What if earth is an electron and the sun is a nucleas for other alien species?

    • @HelghastxISA
      @HelghastxISA 8 років тому +3

      Theres a theory that aliens have already found us but dont want to interrupt our natural growth.

  • @reilunkaupanhayday5796
    @reilunkaupanhayday5796 2 роки тому

    Why oh why do you always show up on my discover page whenever I’m supposed to go to sleep..

  • @jo2659
    @jo2659 2 роки тому

    Being high asl and listening to VSauce video is a trip to space😭

  • @netherforager
    @netherforager 3 роки тому +1548

    Mr beast in 2090: destroying Earth and then surprising people with a new one

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 роки тому +26

      He would be like 90 years old lmao

    • @adibhossain8790
      @adibhossain8790 3 роки тому +3

      @@sssswerth5323 Really?

    • @sssswerth5323
      @sssswerth5323 3 роки тому +2

      @@adibhossain8790 ja

    • @dentano5317
      @dentano5317 3 роки тому

      @@adibhossain8790 92

    • @champagneeee
      @champagneeee 3 роки тому +10

      @@sssswerth5323 so you're saying he was born year 2000, which means he's 20 - 21 years old.

  • @ellipsis4549
    @ellipsis4549 6 років тому +377

    Me: How much is the earth worth?
    Vsauce: The great pyramid of giza was built 3.5 light years away

    • @PebsBeans
      @PebsBeans 5 років тому +43

      How much is the earth worth?
      We are Earth's first fart

    • @_catzee
      @_catzee 5 років тому +5

      Translation: Other people already did the work I'm just here to be philosophical. Sorry.

    • @keywestalert6329
      @keywestalert6329 5 років тому +2

      It doesnt matter what i say as long as people squint their eyes at what i say and think it is worth it

  • @xlsdsdszczxc
    @xlsdsdszczxc 8 місяців тому +1

    Living creatures are so unique and rare in the universe that they should each sell for a fortune in other planets. If diamond is so very valuable for us, imagine how valuable must trees be for other planets.

  • @Adam-nr3tb
    @Adam-nr3tb 5 років тому +630

    Beginning: Earth only contains 1066 people.
    Ending: ..we are Earth's first fart.
    Classic Michael.

    • @spiceydice6968
      @spiceydice6968 4 роки тому +9

      Adam in Greek mythology earth is a girl

    • @St-ef9ru
      @St-ef9ru 4 роки тому +3

      @@spiceydice6968 and in internet's mythology, earth is a loli

    • @iamhawkeye3162
      @iamhawkeye3162 4 роки тому

      Narancia Best Girl to some, earth is a piece of paper in internet mythology.

    • @zakuro8532
      @zakuro8532 4 роки тому +1

      @@St-ef9ru Lolitas do fart. Oh yeah