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  • @marmaladeplague6627
    @marmaladeplague6627 8 років тому +19723

    Did he just tell people how to mass produce Ebola?

    • @chuknukbubs6322
      @chuknukbubs6322 8 років тому +678

      ya

    • @sobrietyK
      @sobrietyK 8 років тому +312

      ZG Shavacado yes

    • @supersagamen122
      @supersagamen122 8 років тому +199

      TraumaTongs lol I think he did

    • @giantrunt
      @giantrunt 8 років тому +404

      TraumaTongs your profile pic matches with your comment.

    • @somecallmejoey
      @somecallmejoey 7 років тому +133

      The Ebola geno got taken down.

  • @onionbot2
    @onionbot2 4 роки тому +4760

    I’ve noticed that the general trend is that the darker the video is, the more excited he is in the intro.

    • @utkarshsaini5650
      @utkarshsaini5650 3 роки тому +26

      268 likes but no one has commented lmao

    • @ddff9881
      @ddff9881 3 роки тому +9

      @@utkarshsaini5650 LMAO

    • @mrpeluchito
      @mrpeluchito 3 роки тому +90

      @@ddff9881 how is that funny? Damn people's humor are broken

    • @ddff9881
      @ddff9881 3 роки тому +1

      @@mrpeluchito take it easy bitch.i find this shit funny . u got a problem with that?

    • @auticrat
      @auticrat 3 роки тому +69

      @@ddff9881 i never met a person online that will genuinely deliberately laugh at the lack of comment under a comment

  • @khomu604
    @khomu604 6 років тому +13394

    Well it's been 3 years and I still can't print Ebola...

    • @amanaje4743
      @amanaje4743 6 років тому +74

      AchilleS same

    • @susans6887
      @susans6887 6 років тому +150

      I got the error message “ sorry you can not download Ebola on this URL”

    • @adualaispuro
      @adualaispuro 6 років тому +24

      *4 years

    • @Kalikaz1996
      @Kalikaz1996 6 років тому +5

      Gutted

    • @Tyler-tq9wl
      @Tyler-tq9wl 6 років тому +77

      I just typed the word ‘Ebola’ on a google doc. It wasn’t too hard

  • @CT7056
    @CT7056 4 роки тому +2424

    "Hey Vsauce Micheal here, do you want to be infected with ebola?"
    Vsauce out of context

  • @chadlordo4494
    @chadlordo4494 6 років тому +3927

    Paused this video so that it never ends.

    • @deomanuel3495
      @deomanuel3495 5 років тому +72

      This comment is so freaking underrated

    • @ChiefLeef
      @ChiefLeef 5 років тому +19

      You are a lit genius.....congo👏👏👏

    • @devilhunterdante9197
      @devilhunterdante9197 5 років тому +52

      Modern problems requires modern solution

    • @crazycannan
      @crazycannan 5 років тому +5

      Aniket Shrotriya or will it
      (Insert confusion music)

    • @zenlord9852
      @zenlord9852 5 років тому +1

      I paused my fortnite 1v1 so i never lose but i still dieded

  • @remymcwin4673
    @remymcwin4673 4 роки тому +2800

    0:03 The science teacher when you mix soap and water together without wearing goggles

  • @infinityvy
    @infinityvy 4 роки тому +3548

    The computer playing tetris: "I'm gonna do whats called a pro-gamer move"

  • @jonas7156
    @jonas7156 2 роки тому +1369

    Well it's been 7 years and I still can't print Ebola

  • @JensenP12
    @JensenP12 8 років тому +548

    "Hey Vsauce ! Michael here. Do you want to be infected with ebola ?"
    Damn, what an intro.

    • @JensenP12
      @JensenP12 Рік тому +2

      @ISometimesExist Honestly ? I forgot ever writing that. But seriously, doing pretty great, I'm at a place in my life that I didn't think possible for me 7 years ago, yet here I am.

  • @Mohammed-et6gw
    @Mohammed-et6gw 5 років тому +2800

    4 years on, still waiting to print my ebola virus...😔

  • @Connor-ng1mo
    @Connor-ng1mo 5 років тому +6387

    _when your school has a 3D printer and you print Ebola with it_

    • @GamingComic123
      @GamingComic123 5 років тому +181

      Meme Man I would chase my bully with a needle that has Ebola

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому +34

      @@GamingComic123 lol, he'll give it to you too

    • @chickennuggetman2593
      @chickennuggetman2593 5 років тому +21

      Hey meme man hows it been? Ya know with orang just destroying all of life in the multiverse?

    • @rhthehuman866
      @rhthehuman866 5 років тому +13

      Get nae nae'd

    • @BenRollUp
      @BenRollUp 5 років тому +13

      I hate when that happens 😂

  • @thiagocastrodias2
    @thiagocastrodias2 4 роки тому +372

    Yes, Michael. As a coincidence, I woke up today with a strange need for being infected with Ebola, how did you know it?

  • @JarNO_WAY
    @JarNO_WAY 5 років тому +7806

    Problem is: humanity can't restart the game. This is hardcore survival

    • @mikehu2451
      @mikehu2451 5 років тому +365

      It's worse. you can't even spectate after you "die".

    • @Geheimnis-c2e
      @Geheimnis-c2e 5 років тому +405

      lol some even speedrun the damn thing

    • @malikfaisal416
      @malikfaisal416 5 років тому +121

      It's permadeath

    • @threetailedray
      @threetailedray 5 років тому +73

      or make a new world and u respawn in that world

    • @deathraygonzo6339
      @deathraygonzo6339 5 років тому +42

      No save points.

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  10 років тому +5236

    The belief that human effort can (or will eventually) make the world a better place than it would be without us is called "meliorism."

    • @gamingarmyga3185
      @gamingarmyga3185 10 років тому +174

      Hey vsauce. Do you think human intelligence can be boiled down to a single number like IQ? Does it even make sense to try and quantify it? I know these questions are extremely vague but you are such a great guy. Keep up the videos!

    • @essostre
      @essostre 10 років тому +81

      Humanity is created by nature. Even if humans gets extinct another intelligent specie could raise. So extinction is not the answer. Cultures rise and disappear but they let a legacy. Neanderthal men got extinguish but our ancestors probably took their culture with them to us. Let's life hopefully, let's try to survive.

    • @SD-tj5dh
      @SD-tj5dh 10 років тому +58

      I'd rather see what the sea otters have in store for the world.

    • @historyofthings7611
      @historyofthings7611 10 років тому +3

      k

    • @ashleycasey2093
      @ashleycasey2093 10 років тому +5

      It seems like a fantasy more than a philosophy

  • @thelittleonefrommars
    @thelittleonefrommars 8 років тому +4749

    when it's 4am and u up watching vsauce videos and your having an existential crisis thinking about the meaning of life and shit

    • @ChironIV
      @ChironIV 8 років тому +88

      I can totally relate with you

    • @francoisgreying4719
      @francoisgreying4719 8 років тому +70

      That profile pic tho lol

    • @arrowtongue
      @arrowtongue 8 років тому +43

      Your picture made that comment golden.

    • @DScottWhitaker
      @DScottWhitaker 8 років тому +2

      +Arrowtongue64 lol

    • @TakuroSpirit
      @TakuroSpirit 8 років тому +26

      I live in a constant existential crisis and Vsause always makes it worse.

  • @kylebroflovski9690
    @kylebroflovski9690 3 роки тому +305

    “Blah blah Blarmageddon” -Vsauce

  • @mediocreproductions4938
    @mediocreproductions4938 8 років тому +2820

    0:43 you know shit's about to get real when you hear that background music

  • @sevensagittarius6759
    @sevensagittarius6759 4 роки тому +12284

    Plot twist: he actually produced corona in his backyard

    • @Zero69767
      @Zero69767 4 роки тому +75

      😂

    • @DerVolman
      @DerVolman 4 роки тому +346

      I mean, there's nothing wrong about producing beer in your backyard

    • @dmnsdnnrjd2423
      @dmnsdnnrjd2423 4 роки тому +19

      U da top comment oh ma scren and u no populer wtf

    • @damirzivkovic3023
      @damirzivkovic3023 4 роки тому +5

      May be

    • @probrogaming4113
      @probrogaming4113 4 роки тому +17

      Or did he let’s define the word predict and how much does it weigh

  • @666chaox666
    @666chaox666 10 років тому +1222

    Not gonna lie, that first part were you told us that at some point humans could just use 3D printing to mass produce devastating viruses and such and possibly use them for...nefarious deeds... yeah, scared the crap outta me. Now, before I go change my underwear, I was just say thanks again, Michael, for another awesome video =) I always get so excited when I see these in my sub feed.
    Also, I'm sure you probably won't see this comment amongst the 2k+ others. Just typing this in the off chance ^_^

    • @joesatmoes
      @joesatmoes 10 років тому +2

      Well, if it's 3D printable, that'd prob mean it's already existed. And i think majority of the diseases that have existed prob have vaccines and cures by now.

    • @cromtogaming4999
      @cromtogaming4999 10 років тому +4

      Let's get this comment to M to show how we feel!!! well said man

    • @CaseyStellar
      @CaseyStellar 10 років тому +11

      joesatmoes No. They don't.

    • @sharkman2857
      @sharkman2857 10 років тому +5

      You don't need every resource in the world to create Ebola, though. You just need the few chemicals that it's made out of, most of which exist in common cells. It's the arrangement of the materials that make it deadly.

    • @lemmyh2
      @lemmyh2 10 років тому +1

      Ryanator well all you need is all the elements used to make a substance, then something to assemble them the correct way to make whatever you want. While still science fiction I don't think it's impossible.

  • @Quintonroof2
    @Quintonroof2 3 роки тому +196

    Michael always ends his videos off lightly as to avoid having the millions who'll watch it experience a existential crisis

  • @rofhima13
    @rofhima13 4 роки тому +253

    6:58 The first AI rage quit

  • @thegallantgangster577
    @thegallantgangster577 5 років тому +1456

    *human extinction*
    6 minutes later: "tetris."

    • @dr.jacksonbright5723
      @dr.jacksonbright5723 5 років тому +17

      This is the intellectual popcorn for which I tune in.

    • @tiredmann
      @tiredmann 4 роки тому +2

      Boom! A Tetris for Jonas

    • @gilberttheregular8553
      @gilberttheregular8553 4 роки тому

      pause

    • @mememan12561
      @mememan12561 4 роки тому +1

      @@dr.jacksonbright5723 how in the secured contained protected frick did you launch the moon io at scp 2399

  • @nickd.9955
    @nickd.9955 4 роки тому +4857

    12 year olds making the same Coronavirus joke for the trillionth time in a row:
    "I have achieved
    Comedy."

    • @yeetedbot
      @yeetedbot 4 роки тому +137

      Omg im the first comment omg look i am
      “ *F A M O U S* “

    • @CreatorsHubCreates
      @CreatorsHubCreates 4 роки тому +175

      Redditors making fun of Karens for the 19 trillionth time: “I have achieved
      comedy

    • @porrunareffu8570
      @porrunareffu8570 4 роки тому +7

      Gears of war is fun and thrill

    • @kimoobn5734
      @kimoobn5734 4 роки тому +14

      And you commenting about it

    • @AnkitSharma-fk5vs
      @AnkitSharma-fk5vs 4 роки тому +4

      Komedy

  • @pizzarickk333
    @pizzarickk333 2 роки тому +56

    6:52 I laughed way harder than I should've at the AI pausing the game. Bro was like i'm done with this shit.

  • @chillout101
    @chillout101 4 роки тому +5300

    *talking about human extinction
    The background music: 💃

    • @mihnealazar7039
      @mihnealazar7039 4 роки тому +51

      Lol this is good, otherwise someone may have a heart attack while watching

    • @nothingmatters298
      @nothingmatters298 4 роки тому +22

      READ MORE

    • @connorstanton2567
      @connorstanton2567 4 роки тому +13

      Ye I appreciate the music is chill it prevents me from having a crisis

    • @leodaturtle6251
      @leodaturtle6251 4 роки тому +2

      Corona

    • @zurakun7731
      @zurakun7731 4 роки тому +1

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  • @Hanbei
    @Hanbei 9 років тому +455

    "The only winning move, is not playing the game"
    Spec Ops: The Line 2 - Tetris

    • @Misterspork57
      @Misterspork57 9 років тому +3

      Yes

    • @hans3331000
      @hans3331000 9 років тому +14

      Hanbei Takenaka ooh like that game of dodge ball where everyone is for themselves and we get hit and sit down on the spot. but when the person who hit you gets hit by someone else, you stand up. the thing is if there is 2 players remaining,then one hits the other, all the people who that person hits stand up, but if you didnt hit anyone, then you win.

    • @hatruler
      @hatruler 9 років тому +12

      Hans Thegerman U FUGGIN WOT M8!?

    • @adampeters3351
      @adampeters3351 9 років тому +4

      Hanbei Takenaka i just lost the game.

    • @Adyman182
      @Adyman182 9 років тому +3

      Hanbei Takenaka That's why I'm gonna kill myself soon

  • @jeffersonfan393
    @jeffersonfan393 5 років тому +1224

    *to wipe out humanity*
    Plague Inc players: Just like the simulations

    • @saifmohamed5084
      @saifmohamed5084 5 років тому +3

      Mixing I,ximxmsimsismimi mixmixmixkixkiskiskiskiskixkxikxi

    • @stop.
      @stop. 5 років тому +27

      @@saifmohamed5084 I think you just got infected with a virus from plague inc.

    • @shebahammy
      @shebahammy 5 років тому +1

      100th like

    • @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur
      @ihaveagoddamnplanarthur 5 років тому +3

      @@shebahammy omg he got 100th like omg OMG!!!!1!11!!!!

    • @genitalgrievous5293
      @genitalgrievous5293 5 років тому +1

      Release the My Ads bacterium in green land

  • @bluevanga30
    @bluevanga30 2 роки тому +96

    To this day 0:42 remains as the hardest beat drop in history

    • @notrekvlt4431
      @notrekvlt4431 8 місяців тому +2

      certified hood classic🤘

  • @ProtatoYT
    @ProtatoYT 10 років тому +478

    A PROGRAM PAUSED ITSELF SO IT WON'T DIE...
    I'M STARTING TO FEEL SORRY FOR IT!

    • @sleaf6
      @sleaf6 10 років тому +13

      kill the bastard

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 10 років тому

      sleaf6 Who?

    • @sleaf6
      @sleaf6 10 років тому

      clowntrooper61 the computer

    • @thetruth9807
      @thetruth9807 10 років тому +18

      Pause?? I would have Up, Up, Down, Down, Left, Right, Left, Right, B, A, Start that bad boy....then die b/c that wouldn't have worked

    • @clowntrooper61
      @clowntrooper61 10 років тому

      sleaf6 Oh right

  • @alexstorness711
    @alexstorness711 4 роки тому +3163

    His whole channel is basically just a whole shower thoughts compilation

  • @gerRule
    @gerRule 9 років тому +205

    Imagine sitting around smoking blunts with Michael from vsauce

    • @user-rr6uy7re9o
      @user-rr6uy7re9o 9 років тому +8

      Brooooooooo yeeeeeeees.

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 9 років тому +25

      +gerard adams Haha, yes! Just nudge em and be like, "Hey Michael, tell us a Story"
      "Okay. .. Heeey! V-sauce!- Michael here" *effortlessly goes off on mindblowing 15 minute life lesson.*

    • @цветок-ш7п
      @цветок-ш7п 9 років тому +40

      "Hey Vsauce, Michael here. We're smoking blunts. But what is a blunt? And where do they come from? What is 'from' and who created it? Who are YOU..??????"

    • @NobleNemesis
      @NobleNemesis 9 років тому +7

      Faith Ike-Elechi "But what's more than that, where, does 'what'.. come from?" * spontaneous quirky Michael face*

    • @Z4nnibal
      @Z4nnibal 9 років тому +10

      +Corey D *random jazz band appears out of nowhere*

  • @weirdo1703
    @weirdo1703 4 роки тому +646

    All memes and jokes aside lets all admit that every content he create makes us mindblown

    • @erickouhai9818
      @erickouhai9818 3 роки тому

      yes weirdo.

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 роки тому +7

      He reads and compiles things, then narrates it for the laymen. Pretty neat content

  • @jamesambrocio
    @jamesambrocio 4 роки тому +4398

    "Humans are too smart to go extinct..."
    *eats a bat*

  • @charKT-7461
    @charKT-7461 5 років тому +2414

    Humans: **goes extinct**
    Sea Turtles: **happy turtle-noise**

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 5 років тому +64

      Too bad we would go extinct, but everything we left behind would still be there.
      Even plastic nets.
      So yeah, sea turtles would be the same, arguably worse because there'd be even more nets for a short amount of time (a few thousand years), which could wipe them out completely.
      And there'd be no one to enjoy the turtle soup.

    • @charKT-7461
      @charKT-7461 5 років тому +49

      TheOne Bman, uh ooh. It looks like the anti-fun has arrived. I’m calling the cops.

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 5 років тому +6

      @@charKT-7461 XD

    • @theonebman7581
      @theonebman7581 5 років тому +10

      @@charKT-7461 I'm sorry but I just had to XD

    • @SageSea1
      @SageSea1 5 років тому +25

      Humans: *goes extinct and can't protect baby turtle nests*
      Sea turtles: *devoured by pelican noises*

  • @thesheepthatwentmooo
    @thesheepthatwentmooo 10 років тому +778

    Kind of creepy about that computer just pausing tbh....

    • @thesheepthatwentmooo
      @thesheepthatwentmooo 10 років тому +51

      Just a little bit? Anyone?

    • @Mgden605
      @Mgden605 10 років тому

      thesheepthatwentmooo I watch your videos!

    • @sereda008
      @sereda008 10 років тому +16

      thesheepthatwentmooo This was actually a scene from the Stanley Parable. The player was about to be destroyed, and the narrator kept screaming that the player should just restart the game xD

    • @sarahparks5585
      @sarahparks5585 10 років тому +1

      thesheepthatwentmooo luv ur vids

    • @the1andonlytitch
      @the1andonlytitch 10 років тому +5

      It's creepy as hell

  • @rablopx
    @rablopx 3 роки тому +224

    Imagine a future where we have a cure for everything, and giving people pain can be just a normal prank, then youtube in the future is gonna be like: "JUST GAVE MY FRIEND THE ANCIENT *Covid-19* VIRUS! | PAIN PRANKING MY FRIEND"

    • @mrpeluchito
      @mrpeluchito 3 роки тому

      I ruined the 69 likes

    • @PinkPanther1402
      @PinkPanther1402 3 роки тому +1

      Popping eye popsicle

    • @kunz4164
      @kunz4164 2 роки тому +2

      Call it a chinese prank

    • @prxz.4
      @prxz.4 2 роки тому +1

      bro what that's crazy to think about

    • @writerconsidered
      @writerconsidered 2 роки тому +3

      So you want a loophole for legalized sadism?

  • @gunslinger2566
    @gunslinger2566 7 років тому +3042

    Two aliens are flying through the solar system. One turns to the other and says "The third planet has life which has figured out interplanetary travel and nuclear weaponry!"
    The second alien asks "Are they intelligent life?"
    The first alien replies "I don't think so. All the weapons are pointed at themselves."

  • @WhosChaos
    @WhosChaos 10 років тому +3290

    What if we're all dead now?

    • @shamicentertainment1262
      @shamicentertainment1262 10 років тому +337

      And when we die we are actually coming out of a coma and into the real world.

    • @joker4presidente
      @joker4presidente 10 років тому +183

      What if we're in the matrix 😮

    • @Aperturee
      @Aperturee 10 років тому +170

      What if we're a game?

    • @Laughing__Emoji__
      @Laughing__Emoji__ 10 років тому +30

      that would be...well lets just say it be Chaos :3

    • @thomasarnett9986
      @thomasarnett9986 10 років тому +45

      Marko Chat Who would make a game about paying taxes,doing the laundry, etc.? Unless some slightly advanced race has developed a computer that can run over 7 billion entities and is using it to show possible catastrophic events, test out social systems, or, if this race is just us in the future, to teach our kids about the past and even use it to learn from our mistakes.

  • @iluvmyswamp7948
    @iluvmyswamp7948 6 років тому +3446

    how do you go extinct just dont die lol

    • @tact3529
      @tact3529 6 років тому +56

      All of us are gonna die someday too... and darkness only awaits us... OR maybe reincarnation is real

    • @actuallynotfunny4551
      @actuallynotfunny4551 6 років тому +393

      Extinction rates drop to 0

    • @zoe3237
      @zoe3237 6 років тому +113

      Weabo God r/whooosh

    • @ployter94
      @ployter94 6 років тому +94

      Finally someone thinking outside the coffin

    • @hyrofoo
      @hyrofoo 6 років тому +16

      @@tact3529 whooosh

  • @maxmccann5323
    @maxmccann5323 3 роки тому +188

    Damn I remember seeing this a few years ago thinking how crazy a pandemic would be and now.. well... Here we are...

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 3 роки тому +6

      Just think how crazy a 1km-wide asteroid would be. Not Dinosaur-killing Chicxulub bad, but still a very bad time for a part of the world.
      We go to bed every night thinking that an asteroid impact isn’t on the cards for tomorrow. We thought the same about a global pandemic in January 2020.
      Good fun 🙃

    • @0532MOET
      @0532MOET 2 роки тому

      No we're not

    • @maxmccann5323
      @maxmccann5323 2 роки тому

      @@0532MOET ???

    • @noobwithapistol
      @noobwithapistol 2 роки тому

      @@qzbnyv eh global warming is worse than that

    • @qzbnyv
      @qzbnyv 2 роки тому +3

      ​@@noobwithapistol
      Kind of, but not really. It's a slow burn with no singular bad day/event that people can react to or rally around. It's partly the reason why we've been so slow to react.
      Just temps slowly getting hotter over the decades. Water levels slowly rising. Storms getting worse bit by bit over the years. More droughts; more floods. Certain inland areas no longer habitable or good for agriculture, while some regions become better for it.
      GW itself is not planet-killer, civilization ending. Despite the way some people react to it (...or how activists often whinge as though the world was actually ending. I can't believe people talk about not bringing kids into the world because of GW). But it's going to put a lot of pressure on a lot of people in a lot of different areas of the globe. And it's not going to be "fair" in that distribution around the planet. There'll be lots of suffering. And it's going to be really difficult for any individual event to be blamed on GW, despite that.
      anyways, /rant

  • @bennettjames4379
    @bennettjames4379 6 років тому +2788

    Vsauce: Hey Vsauce. Michael here. Do you want Ebola?
    Me: No.
    Vsauce: And as always, thanks for watching.
    Me: Wait. What?
    Vsauce: (pulls out needle)
    Me: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

  • @phuu2189
    @phuu2189 4 роки тому +3964

    Michael: Are humans going to go extinct soon?
    Covid-19: *allow* *us* *to* *introduce* *ourselves*

    • @Parrotlad
      @Parrotlad 4 роки тому +72

      lol very funny do someone printed Covid 19 at home

    • @kashifsaleem4445
      @kashifsaleem4445 4 роки тому +14

      it getting dangerous now. look at Italy

    • @willmoore5878
      @willmoore5878 4 роки тому +4

      That's funny 😂

    • @teamatfort444
      @teamatfort444 4 роки тому +7

      Kashif Saleem USA cases skyrocketed

    • @kashifsaleem4445
      @kashifsaleem4445 4 роки тому +5

      @@teamatfort444 Yes, but somehow USA controlled the death ratio. I mean deaths in italy is about 10k and in US 1.5k approx.

  • @pep3001
    @pep3001 8 років тому +2400

    born too late to explore the world
    born too early to explore the universe
    born just in time to browse dank memes

    • @blues3096
      @blues3096 8 років тому +1

      Mr.Sheepington 🖕🏻

    • @gdcusinust7278
      @gdcusinust7278 8 років тому

      Mr.Sheepington

    • @fatdoobz8976
      @fatdoobz8976 8 років тому +3

      perfect time to browse dank memes

    • @colorfulchameleon9891
      @colorfulchameleon9891 8 років тому +8

      I agree with the first to lines but memes? Not for me.

    • @pep3001
      @pep3001 8 років тому +6

      Midnightshadows AJ eww who even are you then

  • @tejetski
    @tejetski 4 роки тому +132

    That pause at 0:37 is a perfect place to put "FBI OPEN UP!"

    • @MyKumar81
      @MyKumar81 3 роки тому +2

      wait i just realised that-

  • @sharkbeatz4287
    @sharkbeatz4287 4 роки тому +218

    Well it’s been 5 years and I still can’t print

    • @abuzarkhan3481
      @abuzarkhan3481 4 роки тому

      Copy pasta

    • @Daniel-jk6dh
      @Daniel-jk6dh 4 роки тому +4

      @@abuzarkhan3481 copy pasta... dont think i can do that for you soz mate

    • @THEBIGGAME683
      @THEBIGGAME683 4 роки тому

      Vsauce is the most important part of community then it might okay but sinced they're not racist and thats ok I'll let you know what that means but i wanna say im okay

    • @yesilpaprika
      @yesilpaprika 3 роки тому

      Need more cyan ink maybe?

    • @quantumblauthor7300
      @quantumblauthor7300 3 роки тому

      @@THEBIGGAME683 huh?

  • @morrismoose
    @morrismoose 4 роки тому +426

    2:28
    I like how the people look like they haven’t slept in 3 days

    • @Em3.14re
      @Em3.14re 4 роки тому +11

      "Are we extinct yet? I've been ready since 2016."

    • @mesostar7782
      @mesostar7782 4 роки тому +4

      Yep an average person all right

    • @nghesibartender1367
      @nghesibartender1367 4 роки тому

      Did he just tell people how to mass produce Ebola?

    • @KevinIsNice6984
      @KevinIsNice6984 4 роки тому

      LMAO

    • @seigfredajero9219
      @seigfredajero9219 3 роки тому

      @@nghesibartender1367 did you just copied someone and posted it in a comment thread?

  • @liluwuzivert6470
    @liluwuzivert6470 4 роки тому +3645

    I did this almost 6 months ago in china and it isn't going great

    • @Moggermark
      @Moggermark 4 роки тому +209

      Afflictrophe remember when I said put it in a bat?

    • @Moggermark
      @Moggermark 4 роки тому +192

      Afflictrophe I said rat , you heard me wrong

    • @tchmcryan2564
      @tchmcryan2564 4 роки тому +51

      Underrated comment

    • @tubb1
      @tubb1 4 роки тому +54

      R/cursedcoments

    • @tubb1
      @tubb1 4 роки тому +12

      General Greivous hey general

  • @devonmiller636
    @devonmiller636 7 років тому +855

    Vsauce and kurzgesagt should do a collaboration. Hands down would be the best video ever.

    • @kidicarus5627
      @kidicarus5627 7 років тому +16

      Devon Miller kurzgesagt is politicized shit

    • @aspirerl4807
      @aspirerl4807 7 років тому +77

      Kid Icarus incorrect

    • @kidicarus5627
      @kidicarus5627 7 років тому +12

      telling me how to think about refugees and the EU is politicized bullshit.

    • @felixtamola319
      @felixtamola319 6 років тому +43

      Vsauce 3 and kurzgesagt did collaborate in a video about simulation

    • @exaltedintellect3526
      @exaltedintellect3526 6 років тому +24

      Blacks are the only people that whine about past slavery. Even though lots of other people other than them got enslaved as well. Blacks simply use it as a weapon.

  • @hanslee475
    @hanslee475 8 років тому +414

    I am still waiting to print Ebola...

    • @coop-nr6nm
      @coop-nr6nm 8 років тому +25

      Lol they will never give us that kind if technology

    • @idoa2003
      @idoa2003 8 років тому +5

      I hope you saved the file already, since when you will be able to do that it will probably be illegal to search for it

    • @prod.kidmizu
      @prod.kidmizu 8 років тому +1

      I just searched for it and it's forbidden now

    • @coop-nr6nm
      @coop-nr6nm 8 років тому

      Iz Gölz deep web?

    • @TheMrDemonized
      @TheMrDemonized 8 років тому

      +Iz Gölz probably you searched it not good enough

  • @martinshoosterman
    @martinshoosterman 10 років тому +630

    WHAT, A VIDEO, JUST 1 WEEK AFTER THE LAST ONE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?
    Michael, your doing something right!

  • @dabolife1
    @dabolife1 3 роки тому +157

    Vsauce predicted the future, 2020 - 2021, but was not so much accurate.

  • @abxlynn
    @abxlynn 8 років тому +2719

    We are all just an experiment in a little alien boys bedroom, and it only got a D+

    • @PashaSiraja
      @PashaSiraja 8 років тому

      AHhahaha XD

    • @abxlynn
      @abxlynn 8 років тому +3

      +Zombie3110bd haha, maybe.. 😅

    • @viridian9673
      @viridian9673 8 років тому +82

      +Zombie3110bd no we're too shitty of a species to be A+ ...plus we're pretty fucking dumb and primitive

    • @dtownlove10
      @dtownlove10 8 років тому +94

      Yeah, we seem to have a "killing each other" problem.

    • @minecraftyoutuber2167
      @minecraftyoutuber2167 8 років тому +7

      +ViridianYouth What if there are other dumb and primitive lifeforms like us out there lmao

  • @MaeveFirstborn
    @MaeveFirstborn 7 років тому +2653

    "Blah blah blarhmegeddon"

    • @TheMopardude
      @TheMopardude 7 років тому +11

      The answer to the Fermi paradox is self destruction, after the invention of space flight and nuclear weaponry. Humans have also been subtly hinting at it in film and pop culture unknowingly for decades. Get your bomb shelter, because when one goes off they all go off, and it's coming sooner than you would like to believe. In a world shrouded in hysteria and identity politics, we are going to hit a boiling point. The next war to end all wars will end all wars, we have made sure of that by turning self defense and weaponry into abominations, device made only to kill more and more. This unfortunately may have been the double edged sword that will take its toll on our species.

    • @TheMopardude
      @TheMopardude 7 років тому +3

      I have never really watched vsauce, so when I as a doomsayer start hearing my theories being read back to me in a vsauce video, I think it makes this a bit more worrysome. I had to step away from the computer because, ya know, understanding we are all about to be wiped, and cataloguing will have amounted to nothing is quite scary and hard to stomach. I just hope humanity realizes I've been preaching the same rhetoric, and scientific lingo for about 2-3 years now, and I'm only 21 and fresh out of high school, so I can get a noble peace prize, for 21 years of trauma and life expierence that got me to this conclusion. Also, Hawking is right when he says "global warming is irreversible." Also if you really think shit isn't getting that bad here, tell me why all the billionaires are tying to fly to mars, and known billionaires in America and other countries engrossed in political hysteria are fleeing to remote countries, and locations. I think some wealthy people are already in their bomb shelters.

    • @TheMopardude
      @TheMopardude 7 років тому +5

      Also doomsday prepping is a very popular hobby among the rich :3

    • @TheMopardude
      @TheMopardude 7 років тому +1

      Also I don't know how many content creators I have to watch that share my worldviews that look just unnerved as myself. H3h3 I'm sure has had similar thoughts, and post Malone

    • @TheMopardude
      @TheMopardude 7 років тому +1

      All the evidence is there too, I also think I have the majority of scientific consensus on my side. Humans are just naturally self destructive to the planet, and our untapped potential is not a good thing. We started out taking dirt to make structures, then we used wood when we started cutting trees. For every success we have had, we had to directly take from the planet, we are now at a point of overgrazing all of our resources, not just that but we pollute; our oceans are filled with plastic, the once corral read, no a giant corral corpse. I may sound like your average alex Jones, but seriously, I'm a bit more grounded than you think, and I have every reason to believe, we are going to be gone within the next 50 years, and if we are still around, we will be barley hanging on, as the mental health issues that already plague the population will be worse, and we will all just be accusing everyone and anyone over everything.

  • @brick_fan
    @brick_fan 6 років тому +351

    Congrats.
    I am now a *NUMBERED BALL* .
    Thanks vsauce...

    • @ravkoleavikk8577
      @ravkoleavikk8577 5 років тому +3

      Шoah

    • @adalata
      @adalata 5 років тому +1

      Would I be me when I was born another day? Shouldn't I estimate my chance to be born later at 0 %? Except I accepted reincarnation...

    • @funeraloak7422
      @funeraloak7422 5 років тому +1

      Would you like to be a numbered ball?

  • @Schw1cky
    @Schw1cky 4 роки тому +62

    I'm 8 seconds into the video and I already feel like my life is at stake.

    • @sevensagittarius6759
      @sevensagittarius6759 2 роки тому +1

      you haven't yet figured out that it IS at stake, haven't you

  • @aidanfultz392
    @aidanfultz392 8 років тому +757

    So, if I never go to math class, I'll never fail any of my tests?

    • @themightychondria
      @themightychondria 8 років тому +12

      hahahahahhahaha computer's logic!

    • @rednidedni3875
      @rednidedni3875 7 років тому +60

      Well... You wouldnt Fail a test if You quit school

    • @VoidKyun
      @VoidKyun 7 років тому +37

      You'd also never pass

    • @piter4595
      @piter4595 7 років тому +67

      just go to the bathroom.
      *FOREVER*

    • @agent_table6272
      @agent_table6272 6 років тому +3

      Not takeing it is failing so just quit school

  • @ihopethisworks3471
    @ihopethisworks3471 8 років тому +900

    If you have the ability to 3d print anything you want and you decide to use it to start an ebola pandemic, you're kinda fucked up. I'd be 3d printing cheetos and fleshlights before that.

    • @44bigfreeze
      @44bigfreeze 8 років тому +60

      I would be printing Pokémon.
      Also, fleshlights?

    • @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING
      @iSteelRazorBladeGAMING 8 років тому +5

      ihopethisworks34 No. print Ebola and kill all humanity. Problem solved.

    • @Scotian6444
      @Scotian6444 8 років тому +3

      SteelRazorBlade // AdamSRB nope. :) company in canada says it has a vaccine that is 100% effective. see what time shows.

    • @shaymary5247
      @shaymary5247 8 років тому +3

      I'd be printing minions (!) & the CURE for the crap! o_____.

    • @shaymary5247
      @shaymary5247 8 років тому

      MINIONS!!!!! :P

  • @Willpower360
    @Willpower360 6 років тому +279

    0:52 *lets walk TOWARDS the nuclear explosion without any protective gear from radiation*
    Ya great idea

    • @cadenhenderson4322
      @cadenhenderson4322 6 років тому +18

      Believe it or not, the government actually did experiment the effects of nuclear bombs by using enlisted soldiers. Sometimes, they would set off a nuke and then order the soldiers to look at it.

    • @MandleRoss
      @MandleRoss 6 років тому +16

      The army's official order the men received was "Advance to Ground Zero". I believe there is a documentary film about this with the same name.

    • @equaius893
      @equaius893 6 років тому +5

      welcome to Russia

    • @didicantcascio3391
      @didicantcascio3391 5 років тому +6

      They had condoms on, that's all the protection they need

    • @PiOfficial
      @PiOfficial 5 років тому

      GeoPlayer123 America

  • @yiftach2949
    @yiftach2949 4 роки тому +106

    This aged like fine, fine wine.

    • @mantvydascepas1912
      @mantvydascepas1912 3 роки тому +10

      No it didnt

    • @davidfontenot123
      @davidfontenot123 3 роки тому +3

      @@mantvydascepas1912 yes it did dumbass. Corona

    • @justmehere_
      @justmehere_ 3 роки тому +6

      @@davidfontenot123 Corona isn't gunna make us go extinct

    • @caneloex5897
      @caneloex5897 3 роки тому

      @@davidfontenot123 are you a dumbass

    • @sllk2914
      @sllk2914 3 роки тому

      @@justmehere_ wait and see buddy 🙄

  • @lachlantaylor1225
    @lachlantaylor1225 10 років тому +1487

    Ok no that computer pausing the game thing was creepy af

    • @henryclementines7397
      @henryclementines7397 10 років тому +87

      It raised the hairs on my neck, and for some reason my eyes started watering... creepy

    • @chillsahoy2640
      @chillsahoy2640 10 років тому +177

      One part of my brain kept trying to anthropomorphize the computer's action, reasoning that the computer saw losing the game as "death" and thus pausing was its desperate attempt to stay alive. In reality it's just the most logical choice: losing the game is inevitable if you play long enough so the only way to avoid losing at Tetris is to pause and never resume.

    • @YingofDarkness
      @YingofDarkness 10 років тому +21

      I keep seeing people comment that and I don't understand why. To me the computer's idea just annoyed me and was stupid. It makes sense but I think is a stupid decision. Of course the computer was programmed to not lose so it would lose its entire meaning by losing so in that way it is smart but it failed to take into account that by pausing the game it isn't winning. In a weird way that computer has already failed it is one purpose: to win. I wonder if the computer had been programmed differently if it would have just restarted the game over until it eventually won. By programming it to focus on not losing the creator inhibited what it can do.

    • @chillsahoy2640
      @chillsahoy2640 10 років тому +65

      YingofDarkness I think in this case the limitation is not so much on the computer's part but on the game's part. Tetris cannot be won. You can finish one stage or level, then you move on to the next one with higher difficulty and so on but at no point do you reach an end. The computer was specifically programmed to ignore long-term effects (that is, simply playing perfectly for all eternity) so the only short-term strategy to avoid losing is to avoid playing.

    • @SonicOverlordUK
      @SonicOverlordUK 10 років тому +50

      ***** The programme was designed to win, but it couldn't win, so instead of losing, it gave up. It stopped playing. Its creepy because its like you or I saying "screw this game! I give up!" and turning it off. If a computer will do that, what does it say about us? If we can't 'win', should we just give up?

  • @slinkerdeer
    @slinkerdeer 7 років тому +147

    This just made me realize how dangerous 3d printing would be in the hands of say.. a serial killer?

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 6 років тому +10

      If you kill everyone at the same time then you are technically not a serial killer

    • @yopassthefuckinsalt922
      @yopassthefuckinsalt922 6 років тому

      They would very probably analyze or run a computer simulation on the genome sequence you sent, to see if it is dangerous, and that considering they would consider ethical doing it (printing a living being) at all. About 3d printing other stuff, they would also put similar security measures.

    • @maliciousmachine9225
      @maliciousmachine9225 6 років тому

      @@Cd5ssmffan that's called genocide

    • @Cd5ssmffan
      @Cd5ssmffan 6 років тому +1

      Ok thanks

  • @genuinemarkwilcox
    @genuinemarkwilcox 5 років тому +303

    “Do you want to be infected with Ebola without leaving your own home?”
    *video ends*

    • @LadyDoomsinger
      @LadyDoomsinger 5 років тому +4

      Well... I do hate going outside...

    • @dcdanger7597
      @dcdanger7597 4 роки тому +1

      Oh no

    • @Nankaina.
      @Nankaina. 4 роки тому +1

      Oh boy..

    • @buffalobraxton6762
      @buffalobraxton6762 4 роки тому

      @Ben Zhang its not that funny ben. Jkjk can I take a second out your day to talk about our lord and savior Jesus Christ?

    • @user-jn9ii9ev3c
      @user-jn9ii9ev3c 4 роки тому

      @@LadyDoomsinger this aged well

  • @primis9770
    @primis9770 3 роки тому +20

    I love how evidence for our imminent extinction is based on the sole fact we exist

    • @bluestrawberry679
      @bluestrawberry679 Рік тому +1

      That is also the biggest flaw in the argument, that you could make it at any time, and it would be just as true (cause it isn't)

  • @defcon54321
    @defcon54321 5 років тому +489

    vSAUCE: If you don't play, you can''t lose.
    Sans: *Imma do what is called a pro gamer move.*

  • @saifhussain6920
    @saifhussain6920 10 років тому +814

    Do a video estimating how many of your subscribers are dead....

    • @somacruz7634
      @somacruz7634 10 років тому +106

      Nigga......

    • @yahirosaiga8589
      @yahirosaiga8589 10 років тому +56

      Bruh

    • @ViktorRadoslavov
      @ViktorRadoslavov 10 років тому

      Hahahahaha

    • @sumner1107
      @sumner1107 10 років тому +8

      Saif Hussain chill fam

    • @ryandc09
      @ryandc09 10 років тому +50

      *****
      So basically you're going to spend an eternity on the UA-cam comments section? I think that's a fate worse than Hell.

  • @SRWolfderg
    @SRWolfderg 8 років тому +322

    That computer basically said "fuck this shit, I rage quit but I'm just gonna leave this shit paused because fuck you"

    • @AwesomeSheep777
      @AwesomeSheep777 8 років тому +2

      lol

    • @jacobnair6707
      @jacobnair6707 8 років тому +14

      fuck this shit I'm out

    • @SRWolfderg
      @SRWolfderg 8 років тому +18

      AwesomeSheep777 Idk why you were marked as spam, but I restored the comment lol

  • @wolfe9202
    @wolfe9202 2 роки тому +6

    sometimes vsauce scares me

  • @nreh0
    @nreh0 10 років тому +372

    brain.exe has crashed.

    • @nreh0
      @nreh0 10 років тому

      ***** ***** This one
      www.mediafire.com/?5jozoq87i0uc7tc

    • @superpantman
      @superpantman 10 років тому

      Brain.exe has stopped working
      Would you like the end the program?
      Yes No

    • @calvaughan27
      @calvaughan27 10 років тому +1

      ***** Xbox is owned by Phill Spencer, who works for Microsoft, who is owned by Bill Gates; and Xbox is a brand not a company.

    • @calvaughan27
      @calvaughan27 10 років тому

      ***** Nice troll

    • @Whittikay
      @Whittikay 10 років тому

      bill gates has barely anything to do with microsoft anymore. It's run by Satya Nadella. Xbox was created by, and will always be owned by Microsoft.

  • @mirnarivas123
    @mirnarivas123 5 років тому +741

    Its currently 2 am and I'm questioning my existence......I need friends

    • @ryoss110
      @ryoss110 5 років тому +12

      I'm doing the same thing

    • @eden7010
      @eden7010 5 років тому +4

      Maybe watch the video Suicide and Mental Health by Philosophy Tube

    • @drextlerjoshmercado8161
      @drextlerjoshmercado8161 5 років тому +7

      Contact me if you wanna talk about something about existence.

    • @letsfindsomepeace9207
      @letsfindsomepeace9207 5 років тому +13

      I need friends too. I talk about this shit and they all run away. I mean, printing Ebola sounds like so much fun.

    • @veronicacrosthwaite8612
      @veronicacrosthwaite8612 5 років тому +5

      Me too.

  • @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828
    @yoursleepparalysisdemon1828 4 роки тому +694

    “A few years later”
    *oh no, it’s been a few years*

  • @crafterioman
    @crafterioman Рік тому +2

    Well it's 8 years

  • @GoodGamer3000
    @GoodGamer3000 7 років тому +323

    Anyone think he's on a watch list or something after researching tons of stuff like this?

    • @MrAskmannen
      @MrAskmannen 6 років тому +19

      GoodGamer3000 ge's met Obama, so i doubt it.

    • @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T
      @ThugOG30VIPs3rd-T 6 років тому

      GoodGamer3000 it wz juss u but nvm

    • @JA-cn6vu
      @JA-cn6vu 6 років тому +12

      I think that anybody who goes public as a person who intensely uses his/her brain is probably on a watch list.

    • @pedestrian2530
      @pedestrian2530 6 років тому +9

      Michael is on top of every watch list

    • @EllaBellaMozzarella
      @EllaBellaMozzarella 6 років тому +2

      I mean have you seen the memes people make out of him

  • @blakekneippfilms
    @blakekneippfilms 10 років тому +1945

    "Humans are to smart to go extinct"? then look in the comments

  • @MasterJalepeno
    @MasterJalepeno 10 років тому +276

    Earliest I have been for a Vsauce video!

  • @Not-Andy-Here
    @Not-Andy-Here 3 роки тому +46

    Thank you for that ending Michael. Considering everything that has happened since I graduated college (disappointment after constant disappointment) it was really soothing to hear. I just have to keep playing can't stay paused forever :)

    • @suji8285
      @suji8285 Рік тому +1

      Mr Bruce I happen to agree that the ending is really good

  • @eashani
    @eashani 6 років тому +47

    i love how you included a tutorial on getting ebola this is what humans were made for

  • @danieltsmoke
    @danieltsmoke 10 років тому +511

    Vsauce (Michael): "Can you catch a tiger by the toe? Well, a toe is made of bone and muscle, and muscle has the letter E in it, but did you know that E is also in the word Eggs. Eggs were first..." WTF JUST HAPPENED??

  • @Frihman
    @Frihman 9 років тому +123

    I'd rather die at 40 if it was a super rare astronomical cause and by that i mean a neutron star collision, a meteor collision, alien invasion etc. than to die at 80 by a "boring" cause. I'm not suicidal, but i'd die to see a super rare astronomical event.

    • @GypsyKiller16
      @GypsyKiller16 9 років тому +5

      +Frihman Fellaini.

    • @puglystudios94
      @puglystudios94 9 років тому

      +Frihman Same

    • @puglystudios94
      @puglystudios94 9 років тому +16

      Giorgos Apoel Dude, chill. He just means IF that were to be happen, he would like it better than dying old.

    • @kittyem63
      @kittyem63 9 років тому

      +Frihman I'd rather die by the time I reach close to 30 because I would wanna die young and beautiful.

    • @sid007ashish
      @sid007ashish 9 років тому

      dats not the question
      it is whether u want to live to see beyond that

  • @SpellFire
    @SpellFire 3 роки тому +4

    I can't believe the computer did a sans.

  • @EnglishChats
    @EnglishChats 10 років тому +378

    I love this guy

  • @nipunawale8915
    @nipunawale8915 8 років тому +267

    So this video went from humans being extinct to how not to lose at tetris...

    • @aidanc1088
      @aidanc1088 8 років тому +46

      Vsause videos in a nutshell

    • @charliemeyer5833
      @charliemeyer5833 8 років тому +2

      so video games are the meaning of life?

    • @__173__
      @__173__ 8 років тому +2

      No, we can't pause death.

    • @noahjuliano7793
      @noahjuliano7793 8 років тому +2

      We can't pause life man

    • @juozsx
      @juozsx 8 років тому +5

      its a quite smart referance to idea "what if computers would run the world"

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 5 років тому +311

    Therapist: detailed stick figure isnt real. Detailed stick figure cant hurt you
    Detailed stick figures: 2:27

    • @Zen1th
      @Zen1th 5 років тому +1

      I don’t understand what exactly are you trying to talk about, what words

    • @ViratKohli-jj3wj
      @ViratKohli-jj3wj 5 років тому +8

      @@Zen1th thats a famous meme, so
      r/whoooosh

    • @Zen1th
      @Zen1th 5 років тому

      Virat Kohli I mean what words does he mean

    • @visplaneoverflow3553
      @visplaneoverflow3553 5 років тому +4

      @@Zen1th either you are a boomer or new to internet

    • @existence.5806
      @existence.5806 5 років тому

      the rapist

  • @titaniummechanism3214
    @titaniummechanism3214 3 роки тому +11

    The fact that intelligent life seems to have a hard time not going extinct in our universe should make us try to give ourselves the besst fighting chance at beating the odds and not just give up and fade away. The extremely unlikely event that is human existence should be cherished.

  • @RAYTHEONGAMING
    @RAYTHEONGAMING 8 років тому +190

    The only winning move is not to play.
    Nice Wargames reference

    • @911builder
      @911builder 8 років тому +5

      I thought I was the only one who got that.

    • @serubyne57
      @serubyne57 8 років тому +1

      Haha noticed it too.

    • @GeorgeStockbridge
      @GeorgeStockbridge 8 років тому

      Tron?

    • @serubyne57
      @serubyne57 8 років тому +1

      George Stockbridge
      Wargames.
      Its a movie where a computer has a game named "Global Thermonuclear War" but is accidentally connected to NORAD therefore triggering an actual nuclear launch and they have to stop the launches. If I can remember the movie. Watched it a long time ago.

    • @RAYTHEONGAMING
      @RAYTHEONGAMING 8 років тому +1

      Epic movie too

  • @knewbetteroff
    @knewbetteroff 8 років тому +1501

    Can I just skip science class and just watch him

  • @Verlisify
    @Verlisify 10 років тому +634

    I laughed at the computer ragequit

    • @howlingbanshee7
      @howlingbanshee7 10 років тому +1

      ***** cool

    • @annadelsiena
      @annadelsiena 10 років тому +12

      Verified furry UA-camr? Sweet.

    • @megasonicgeo
      @megasonicgeo 10 років тому +8

      David Byrne I don't know much about programming so you can entirely dismiss what I say if you'd like but, if it was programmed to pass the game, in a way failing to do this would be like dying, as we're programmed to survive. Then suddenly something comes along that stops it from doing the thing it is dedicated to doing, the thing it is made to do, sounds like someone throwing themselves into a cryogenic freezer because they know they'll die otherwise. I'm wondering if the computer ever did it again.

    • @glacialWind
      @glacialWind 10 років тому +5

      WHY IS MEGA SABLEYE THE BEST

    • @MrKangorilla
      @MrKangorilla 10 років тому +6

      Calm and collected quit

  • @pulsegaming8738
    @pulsegaming8738 9 місяців тому +1

    Its been 9 years now still cant print it.

  • @kloud8447
    @kloud8447 9 років тому +104

    Let the computer play dark souls.

    • @castorworm6089
      @castorworm6089 9 років тому

      OMG I LOVE VSAUCE

    • @kloud8447
      @kloud8447 9 років тому +2

      Don't we all just 😍

    • @tkodemolisher
      @tkodemolisher 9 років тому +8

      Never plays just stays at fire link forever XD

    • @Bacnlovr
      @Bacnlovr 9 років тому +5

      I think the computer would learn how to cuss.

    • @fwafwfd4839
      @fwafwfd4839 9 років тому +1

      +Bacnlovr It would have to

  • @thekappa6529
    @thekappa6529 9 років тому +458

    Suicide is basically rage quitting life

    • @reiki5114
      @reiki5114 9 років тому +124

      Except you can't log back in.

    • @BigCupcakeify
      @BigCupcakeify 9 років тому +27

      Robert Adan
      Unless reincarnation is a thing.

    • @Atilla_the_Fun
      @Atilla_the_Fun 9 років тому +18

      +EqullyFar which it isn't

    • @BigCupcakeify
      @BigCupcakeify 9 років тому +31

      monkeytrollu
      You don't know that for sure.

    • @Atilla_the_Fun
      @Atilla_the_Fun 9 років тому +6

      EqullyFar You don't know reincranation is a thing for sure.

  • @kaiwen1721
    @kaiwen1721 9 років тому +283

    ok i almost waited a year, can i make ebola yet?

    • @awesome1ru
      @awesome1ru 9 років тому +2

      no chill out son

    • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 9 років тому +3

      +worldline South Africa hasn't had a single case in over 20 years. Tf you talking 'bout?

    • @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa
      @Erikaaaaaaaaaaaaa 9 років тому +1

      worldline Thought so.

    • @nickvandermeijden16
      @nickvandermeijden16 8 років тому +3

      +Luke Buckle Mad? He already corrected himself.. With some help but he still did just chill..

    • @AstronAnimations
      @AstronAnimations 8 років тому

      nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnno

  • @LordFe1
    @LordFe1 3 роки тому +23

    In terms of the Fermi Paradox, the more I learn about our existance in the universe, the more I am convinced that we are extremely lucky to be here

    • @Astralzsq
      @Astralzsq 3 роки тому +2

      True Me2.......

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 2 роки тому +5

      I think we are a mistake, as in our existence was not intended. But here we are, living

  • @papatoast656
    @papatoast656 10 років тому +245

    If will be able to print Ebola. Will humans ever print a video ? That would be awesome just sayin'

    • @SadyhVonSchattig
      @SadyhVonSchattig 10 років тому +69

      print gifs

    • @SadyhVonSchattig
      @SadyhVonSchattig 10 років тому +36

      the future sounds beautiful

    • @Sensiav703
      @Sensiav703 10 років тому +94

      We already can, without 3D Printing: it's called a flipbook.

    • @papatoast656
      @papatoast656 10 років тому +7

      No, I mean a printer that prints out a video.

    • @lewisgregory1569
      @lewisgregory1569 10 років тому +115

      Aziz Hassan how the fuck would that work exactly

  • @Silenthero66
    @Silenthero66 10 років тому +26

    "There is only one path to piece; their extinction."

  • @yellowchild33
    @yellowchild33 5 років тому +74

    i appreciate your optimism, vsauce from 4 years ago. i wish i had that.

    • @ClownPiercecopy
      @ClownPiercecopy Рік тому +1

      I appreciate your optimism about his optimism, yellowchild33 from 4 years ago.I wish I had that.

  • @L3ORZ
    @L3ORZ 3 роки тому +1

    why am i suddenly getting vsauce videos from 4-7 years ago recommended to me

  • @giraffeman326
    @giraffeman326 4 роки тому +545

    “Humans are too smart to go extinct”
    OBJECTION!!

    • @DB-mt5ks
      @DB-mt5ks 4 роки тому +8

      Pride in one's own species with no regards for wild life will end badly. Welcome to humanity.

    • @Brand0n3500Official
      @Brand0n3500Official 4 роки тому +6

      Giraffeman America: hold my Corona

    • @Vixikitsi
      @Vixikitsi 4 роки тому +2

      Hold it!
      that doesn't even make any sense in this context

    • @BriarHood
      @BriarHood 4 роки тому +1

      See ya!

    • @hinatasimp6946
      @hinatasimp6946 4 роки тому +1

      TAKE THAT!!

  • @KassaGretaHandsCrossed
    @KassaGretaHandsCrossed 9 років тому +200

    If we were really alone in this universe, that would be an awful waste of space, don't you think?

    • @Slipknate
      @Slipknate 9 років тому +37

      Its not like anybody spent their time making space so big lmao. No.

    • @AlexWellbelove
      @AlexWellbelove 9 років тому +15

      Religious people would say otherwise
      Besides, what's to say that this is the only universe?

    • @KassaGretaHandsCrossed
      @KassaGretaHandsCrossed 9 років тому +5

      True.
      But I was quoting

    • @KassaGretaHandsCrossed
      @KassaGretaHandsCrossed 9 років тому +3

      thank you though, Actually yep, NASA says that alien life will be discovered by 2025, but who nose.
      But still nobody got my quote from the movie called Contact :D no problem, not like anyone nose it (yup. nose)

    • @chestplate8343
      @chestplate8343 9 років тому +3

      Abbz World Hundreds of other stars, and etc. try TRILLIONS of other stars, solar systems, etc.

  • @bobgray6498
    @bobgray6498 8 років тому +50

    I love how his videos take you on a journey

  • @SantoshKumar-hv9lx
    @SantoshKumar-hv9lx Рік тому +2

    It's been 8 years,yet no Ebola print

  • @rowan1016
    @rowan1016 4 роки тому +55

    6:53 literally gave me the chills

    • @camosbourne8018
      @camosbourne8018 4 роки тому +12

      Been looking for this comment, shit was super creepy
      Michael: ...did something eerie...
      Me: okay yeah sure,
      Computer: *pauses*
      Me: 😳😳😳😳😳

    • @LOLLYPOPPE
      @LOLLYPOPPE Рік тому +1

      You realize a person made that program and made it pause the game, right?

    • @crispygecko7294
      @crispygecko7294 Рік тому +3

      @@LOLLYPOPPE not exactly