Did The Past Really Happen?

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  • @elirichey3978
    @elirichey3978 4 роки тому +6046

    I love how he throws everything I’ve ever known out the window

    • @eugenio1203
      @eugenio1203 4 роки тому +31

      @RünerTheWolf 25 😂😂😂

    • @athena1957
      @athena1957 4 роки тому +9

      RünerTheWolf 25 no.

    • @donnakona7615
      @donnakona7615 4 роки тому +30

      when he told me to be lazy that was a first

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 4 роки тому +50

      That’s why I love channels like vsauce.
      It really makes you realize how much you really don’t know and thus makes you that much more eager to learn.

    • @sleepydreamer4175
      @sleepydreamer4175 4 роки тому +22

      Did he really?
      *Or did you do it yourself?*

  • @VOLAIRE
    @VOLAIRE 4 роки тому +1615

    Not all heroes wear capes
    Some lay around doing nothing

  • @Forknitegriddleriddy
    @Forknitegriddleriddy 4 роки тому +38686

    One day, Vsauce will be considered an ancient philosopher

  • @LegoDude3258
    @LegoDude3258 2 роки тому +2607

    Vsauce: the only UA-cam channel that can turn existential dread into fun lil videos.

    • @Max_6200
      @Max_6200 Рік тому +32

      Yet these lil videos are still very much capable of putting you in the state of such dread 🤗

    • @googlyman645
      @googlyman645 Рік тому +29

      kurzgesagt does it too, with fun little cartoon birds

    • @Servenifer
      @Servenifer Рік тому +1

      Yeah fun "lil" very little

    • @kugelblitz-zx9un
      @kugelblitz-zx9un Рік тому +6

      Exurb1a

    • @proxlordz
      @proxlordz Рік тому +4

      Kurzgesagt does it too

  • @splinterun9005
    @splinterun9005 4 роки тому +9629

    Michael:*robs a bank*
    Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen”

    • @richardtan7814
      @richardtan7814 4 роки тому +102

      Lmao

    • @metaversian2685
      @metaversian2685 4 роки тому +554

      Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! I just robbed a bank... Or did I? What defines "Robbing"? I took 24 hostages and stole 69 million USD.

    • @Lp.goes.gym.
      @Lp.goes.gym. 4 роки тому +23

      That’s so good

    • @xhelixshotx
      @xhelixshotx 4 роки тому +25

      I temporarily forgot that I'm in a Vsauce video and thought you were talking about Michael de Santa.

    • @AZALEA_HG
      @AZALEA_HG 4 роки тому +4

      This deserves more likes

  • @ToRoVi
    @ToRoVi 6 років тому +5255

    Me: *exists*
    Vsauce: You are killing our universe

    • @aatzaaa
      @aatzaaa 6 років тому +11

      Vilho kuis panee

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 6 років тому +9

      Exactly

    • @Tark0wo
      @Tark0wo 6 років тому +51

      but what created energy? energy wasnt always around, because the universe wasnt always around. so what created energy?

    • @ProMrLecoq01
      @ProMrLecoq01 6 років тому +24

      Arked Thrive god

    • @diablodevil708
      @diablodevil708 6 років тому +14

      Arked Thrive the world may never know...

  • @Downbubbles2
    @Downbubbles2 3 роки тому +12516

    Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.

    • @misty_fogT-T
      @misty_fogT-T 3 роки тому +97

      i wanna be lazy now

    • @L0RDK3Y
      @L0RDK3Y 3 роки тому +13

      Benn

    • @zyriuz2
      @zyriuz2 3 роки тому +181

      Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.

    • @flamingaish
      @flamingaish 3 роки тому +4

      Lol

    • @iloveeatingeggstheyaremyfa445
      @iloveeatingeggstheyaremyfa445 3 роки тому +24

      Can’t reach for the comment button, will do the reply button instead.

  • @lukefahy3486
    @lukefahy3486 2 роки тому +1095

    5:26 “You’re destined to become what the universe thinks you were” is an underrated statement and actually very philosophical if you think about it.

    • @nbsadx
      @nbsadx Рік тому +9

      Its not

    • @jovanobates3835
      @jovanobates3835 Рік тому +2

      Indeed.

    • @peasantfarmerr8917
      @peasantfarmerr8917 Рік тому +15

      ​@@nbsadx you are a part of universe, you definitely decide for yourself

    • @MizterMoonshine
      @MizterMoonshine Рік тому +43

      That's not even what he said and completely changes the meaning lol

    • @rumfordc
      @rumfordc Рік тому +7

      philosophically illiterate. conflating a representation with what its representing, aka "mistaking the map for the territory."

  • @blink5394
    @blink5394 5 років тому +6991

    Title: "Did the past really happen?"
    Opening: "The dog that played toto in the wizard of oz was credited as toto."

  • @alpacawithouthat987
    @alpacawithouthat987 5 років тому +9962

    Teacher: why didn’t you do your homework?
    Me: I wanted to postpone the inevitable heat death of the universe

  • @Vsauce
    @Vsauce  9 років тому +10268

    "The past is a foreign country and we are only tourists" -- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows

  • @adude6568
    @adude6568 2 роки тому +1109

    "Name 10 people from the 15th century"
    John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John and of course John

  • @ytkerfuffles6429
    @ytkerfuffles6429 4 роки тому +1945

    0:00: The dog that played toto
    11:55: You can make the universe last longer by being lazy

    • @benhole9716
      @benhole9716 4 роки тому +13

      Haha 🤣

    • @stewart32adams
      @stewart32adams 4 роки тому +48

      Ngl I thought I was watching 2 videos 🤣🤣🤣

    • @sirderwent6215
      @sirderwent6215 4 роки тому +45

      Title: did the past really happen?

    • @anveshkhode3794
      @anveshkhode3794 4 роки тому +1

      We've come a long way from Toto 😐

    • @SJ-ci3yp
      @SJ-ci3yp 4 роки тому +3

      “everything was created last thursday”

  • @donthaha3965
    @donthaha3965 5 років тому +16903

    “Being lazy will make the universe last more”
    Say no more

  • @Alexander.0671
    @Alexander.0671 4 роки тому +5991

    "I'm not lazy, I'm postponing the end of the universe" should totally be a shirt

  • @OrionRing
    @OrionRing Рік тому +162

    "The dog from the wizard of oz was named Toto"
    5 minutes later
    "Newtons flaming laser sword"

  • @jayeshbisht8999
    @jayeshbisht8999 3 роки тому +4917

    "Newton flaming laser sword" and they say phillosphers are boring.

    • @BatCostumeGuy
      @BatCostumeGuy 3 роки тому +34

      Lmao

    • @adriatic.vineyards
      @adriatic.vineyards 3 роки тому +214

      Who says philosophers are boring? Philosophy is dope

    • @Windja69
      @Windja69 3 роки тому +22

      @@adriatic.vineyards yeah I know

    • @Kj99x
      @Kj99x 3 роки тому +95

      @@BatCostumeGuy or did they? Before last Thursday?

    • @YoshiLikesFate
      @YoshiLikesFate 3 роки тому +3

      @@adriatic.vineyards i learned Philosophy in my PreSchool days

  • @thefrancix9316
    @thefrancix9316 9 років тому +3823

    Vsauce the only you tube channel that makes lazyness a way to "save" the universe

    • @Matsie36
      @Matsie36 9 років тому +51

      No, just prolong its fate, but only by a miniscule amount.

    • @thefrancix9316
      @thefrancix9316 9 років тому +19

      Matsie36
      well that's why put those airquotes on save xD

    • @Afterword.
      @Afterword. 9 років тому +111

      Matsie36 Which is saving.
      If I save you from getting drowned in a pool, you're still going to die. I'm just prolonging your fate.

    • @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக்
      @விஷ்ணு_கார்த்திக் 9 років тому +6

      No matter how lazy you are your body is still working!

    • @5teeleDuke
      @5teeleDuke 9 років тому +10

      ***** Yes but the ammount of resources you use would be less.

  • @juantsu2000
    @juantsu2000 6 років тому +674

    You were all amazed by Ockham's razor.........but none of you expected:
    NEWTON'S FLAMING LASER SWORD!!!!!!!!

    • @rebeccaliebregts
      @rebeccaliebregts 6 років тому +8

      I thought you were gonna go for the Spanish Inquisition.

    • @salvadoreleone4570
      @salvadoreleone4570 6 років тому +3

      these would make some perfect RPG easter egg weapons

    • @NaughtySamurai
      @NaughtySamurai 6 років тому +3

      I literally read this comment when he mentioned it on the video.
      Another video for vsauce

    • @aaronjoshuaaguanta6556
      @aaronjoshuaaguanta6556 6 років тому

      Lmao yeah its much stronger than thanos gloves

  • @harbirsingh7266
    @harbirsingh7266 Рік тому +203

    I don't care if I'm forgotten; Vsauce videos need to be preserved forever.

  • @thatdudetom6227
    @thatdudetom6227 5 років тому +1179

    You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
    Occums razor
    Newton’s flaming laser sword

    • @thetoad.1251
      @thetoad.1251 5 років тому +2

      Best comment I've ever seen on a youtube video

    • @fvafj8395
      @fvafj8395 5 років тому +3

      Idk man if your sword is burning there may be a problem

    • @kit_nine
      @kit_nine 5 років тому +1

      Well, Fire Aspect is only a bad enchant because if you hit your opponent and then they hit you back then your attack just *BACKFIRED* HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Ghostkiller231
    @Ghostkiller231 3 роки тому +5517

    This guy is basically us at night when we can’t sleep, we just question everything

  • @dadoncouch732
    @dadoncouch732 4 роки тому +3520

    Me: **locks door**
    My brain 2 seconds later: *Did the past really happen?*

    • @dadoncouch732
      @dadoncouch732 4 роки тому +25

      @@radhikadesai414 I don't have tik tok

    • @Namerex
      @Namerex 3 роки тому

      @@radhikadesai414 noob

    • @dadoncouch732
      @dadoncouch732 3 роки тому +51

      @@burgerplanet4490 sorry how this somehow offended you man😔

    • @dadoncouch732
      @dadoncouch732 3 роки тому +44

      @@burgerplanet4490 what the acutual Fuck?

    • @chouayangmk
      @chouayangmk 3 роки тому +18

      @@burgerplanet4490 I can hear the moaning in that room what you doing with him?

  • @shreyasjaiswal2196
    @shreyasjaiswal2196 Рік тому +73

    Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry

    • @saltygrama209
      @saltygrama209 Рік тому

      Same and it feels awesome, keep learning!

    • @desiar76
      @desiar76 Рік тому

      i learned this few weeks ago, i didn't expected to use this knowledge outside of school this fast

    • @nut_salad
      @nut_salad 8 місяців тому +1

      The entropic brain

  • @nielsdebont8419
    @nielsdebont8419 4 роки тому +2121

    “Will aliens understand that animorph was not just fiction”
    Now that is a scary thought

    • @LilHex20
      @LilHex20 4 роки тому +90

      Niels De bont especially if they somehow find our internet like UA-cam and can’t understand language but see furry videos

    • @RichiPete
      @RichiPete 4 роки тому +15

      It's not though, we have such an archive that something like that will never happen.

    • @LilHex20
      @LilHex20 4 роки тому +10

      RichiPeteMedia r/wooosh

    • @RichiPete
      @RichiPete 4 роки тому +38

      @@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.

    • @Vk_1111
      @Vk_1111 4 роки тому +1

      @@cycbuild nah not happening

  • @EA-tt9xd
    @EA-tt9xd 3 роки тому +1168

    I'm glad this guy exists. He always answers some of the most underrated questions for me.

    • @Hyblup
      @Hyblup 3 роки тому +37

      And then makes me ask half a dozen more

    • @panir4235
      @panir4235 2 роки тому +20

      Or does he ?

    • @Northerncantaim
      @Northerncantaim 2 роки тому +12

      @@panir4235 *music plays*

    • @panir4235
      @panir4235 2 роки тому +8

      @@Northerncantaim- to answer this question, first we need to know what is existence .

    • @visassess8607
      @visassess8607 2 роки тому +7

      People need to stop calling everything underrated

  • @nekocrimmy
    @nekocrimmy 9 років тому +2654

    I feel like i learn more from VSauce in 11mins then i do from an entire day of school .-.

    • @Chris.Pontius
      @Chris.Pontius 9 років тому +130

      Try a better school.

    • @nekocrimmy
      @nekocrimmy 9 років тому +29

      Chris Pontius No shet, have you been to a french school lmao

    • @michaelperez6147
      @michaelperez6147 9 років тому +11

      WintyVisualz Lol french school's..
      How much philosophy do they teach xd?

    • @angusyoung4418
      @angusyoung4418 9 років тому +2

      Love your profile pic, MLGjontron cannot be out qwickscopped.

    • @sc18594
      @sc18594 9 років тому +13

      People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.

  • @raiderng
    @raiderng Рік тому +138

    Imagine at the end of your life, you peacefully pass away and then boom, they take off your vr headset and ask “so how was it”

  • @parallell0
    @parallell0 4 роки тому +3937

    Everybody Gangster until Newton pulls out his flaming laser sword.

    • @mooplex4466
      @mooplex4466 4 роки тому +31

      Lmao

    • @t-rex9809
      @t-rex9809 4 роки тому +84

      Sir Isaac Newton! What are you doing?

    • @rhn122
      @rhn122 4 роки тому +74

      FOR SCIENCE!

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 роки тому +38

      General Grievous: **happy addition to collection noises**

    • @changeeyecolor3891
      @changeeyecolor3891 4 роки тому +2

      👍👍👍👍👍👍

  • @Bruh-zw1le
    @Bruh-zw1le 3 роки тому +5483

    In another sense, how do you know that the memories of dreams you had as a child, weren’t just memories of dreams you had last night?

    • @Mo_Real_Official
      @Mo_Real_Official 3 роки тому +379

      What if am I a child

    • @notmrsunday7888
      @notmrsunday7888 3 роки тому +291

      Lol when something happens it feels like its happened before that because it just happened but actually it just happened and not before that

    • @Bruh-zw1le
      @Bruh-zw1le 3 роки тому +44

      @@notmrsunday7888 exactly

    • @ricardozuniga9664
      @ricardozuniga9664 3 роки тому +22

      You have memories of your childhood dreams?

    • @Bruh-zw1le
      @Bruh-zw1le 3 роки тому +68

      @@ricardozuniga9664 yes, memories of since I was around 3

  • @comco6190
    @comco6190 6 років тому +2017

    Last video i watched: "You live in the past"
    This video: "Did the past really happen?"
    Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?"
    *existential crisis intensifies*

    • @cyb3rnub184
      @cyb3rnub184 6 років тому +31

      Next video after that one: "AM I BEING PAID YET?"

    • @yakirnaim3900
      @yakirnaim3900 6 років тому +16

      It's clues to let you know you are going crazy

    • @fillip13
      @fillip13 6 років тому +19

      Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?

    • @Randomcitizen820
      @Randomcitizen820 6 років тому +12

      Nothing really matters.

    • @TheDeathdragon401
      @TheDeathdragon401 6 років тому +8

      Next Video: “Spooky Coincedences”

  • @jeebrew
    @jeebrew 11 місяців тому +17

    This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...

  • @epicgamernik76
    @epicgamernik76 4 роки тому +4342

    Michael: being lazy can make the universe last longer
    Me running around at 3 am: I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS

  • @TheAnhedonicOne
    @TheAnhedonicOne 4 роки тому +3680

    Vsauce formula:
    _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_
    • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing
    • Big question
    • Meat of the video
    • Depressing conclusion
    • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens
    _"And as always, thanks for watching."_

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 4 роки тому +80

      Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “

    • @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA
      @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA 4 роки тому +15

      @@scooperdooper4097 WHAT

    • @scooperdooper4097
      @scooperdooper4097 4 роки тому +11

      @@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA after the "test" i just spammed the auto correct middle word (i was on my tablet)

    • @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA
      @UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA 4 роки тому +8

      @@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.

    • @observingatoms
      @observingatoms 4 роки тому +2

      Stolen

  • @micahphilson
    @micahphilson 6 років тому +5735

    "Toto's remains have been lost."
    "Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?'
    "Is the past even a real thing?"
    Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.

    • @adastros
      @adastros 6 років тому +13

      Micah Philson tru

    • @julianbasse
      @julianbasse 6 років тому +45

      God, im really glad i wasnt the only one thinking that

    • @pavia1960
      @pavia1960 6 років тому +109

      TOto wasn't found because he was busy blessing the rains in africa

    • @successorofpgg1709
      @successorofpgg1709 6 років тому +45

      𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼?

    • @lvbboi9
      @lvbboi9 6 років тому +1

      Same

  • @randygonzalez6250
    @randygonzalez6250 Рік тому +56

    10:59 I used this argument with my boss & I got fired, thanks a lot man!

    • @perox9695
      @perox9695 Місяць тому +1

      Your boss is encouraging you to be more lazy, what a considerate guy.

    • @randygonzalez6250
      @randygonzalez6250 9 днів тому

      @perox9695 Haha, don't be so clever, that makes us other fiends jealous.

  • @amundkringensamuelsen647
    @amundkringensamuelsen647 9 років тому +1688

    "Newton's flaming laser sword"
    That is the coolest philosophical thing I have ever heard.

    • @michaelgriggs7839
      @michaelgriggs7839 9 років тому +28

      It is very cool actually

    • @SenpaiTorpidDOW
      @SenpaiTorpidDOW 9 років тому +39

      illyounotme Yeah. It suggests:
      Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy.
      In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.

    • @XdmsT
      @XdmsT 9 років тому +11

      Ryan Hutton scientists probably laugh their ass of if they hear you talk.

    • @toasty4000000
      @toasty4000000 9 років тому +2

      Thats because it was named by a philosopher who was also a mathematician

    • @SenpaiTorpidDOW
      @SenpaiTorpidDOW 9 років тому +5

      XdmsT Why would they do that?

  • @cobletful
    @cobletful 9 років тому +1428

    Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed that future civilizations wouldn't really need to do any guessing. We keep rather decent records of basically all the important stuff we know, I'd imagine that would be far more clear and detailed than ancient wall paintings. Just something to consider.

    • @justwitti
      @justwitti 9 років тому +225

      The Romans did that too. Turns out we only have their important books and some ruins today, which does tell us pretty much but not all about them.

    • @Noschool100
      @Noschool100 9 років тому +110

      justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.

    • @cobletful
      @cobletful 9 років тому +41

      ***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)

    • @cobletful
      @cobletful 9 років тому +5

      ***** Haha, ALL data? Geeze

    • @TheSloth375
      @TheSloth375 9 років тому +6

      Cough cough aztecs. Do you keep record of your bags of beans?

  • @darkvoid1751
    @darkvoid1751 5 років тому +827

    Future People: That Vsuace guy died a long time ago
    Vsauce: or did I ??????????

  • @senshi01
    @senshi01 2 роки тому +16

    That made me think of the universe's entropy. As the entropy must increase, and the galaxies, stars and black holes holds it together, the only way the universe could maintain it is by expanding faster and faster. By expanding, the universe can maintain the expanding overall entropy. Which means that when galaxies, stars and black holes die out, it will inevitably reverse the expansion again in order to maintain entropy.

  • @MikeyATF
    @MikeyATF 9 років тому +6186

    I'd explain to people why i'm so lazy but its too much effort.

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 9 років тому +32

      XD

    • @ProgrammedPersona
      @ProgrammedPersona 9 років тому +148

      I'd make a comment that states something about how lazy I am in a funny manner, but that would be too much effort...

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 9 років тому +8

      Programmed Persona
      XD

    • @MikeyATF
      @MikeyATF 9 років тому +48

      Programmed Persona we are screwed.... well at least we are doing something right by saving the universe!!!!

    • @latrellfrasier
      @latrellfrasier 9 років тому +3

      XD

  • @Manabender
    @Manabender 9 років тому +414

    Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is easily the coolest-named concept ever.
    Sounds like it would make a great RPG weapon too.

    • @thinkingrainbows3542
      @thinkingrainbows3542 9 років тому

      Manabender :)

    • @bluehornet197
      @bluehornet197 9 років тому

      Manabender i was thinking that newtons flaming laser sword was a cool name for a weapon in skyrim lol

    • @ZacharyDietze
      @ZacharyDietze 9 років тому +5

      Plot twist: It's a overpowered as fuck lightsaber. Now here's another science question, what color would it be? Hmm...

    • @Manabender
      @Manabender 9 років тому +2

      Zachary Jorgensen Red, duh. Because "flaming".

    • @50Banana
      @50Banana 9 років тому +4

      Zachary Jorgensen Depends what it was made out of.

  • @shadowspoon192
    @shadowspoon192 5 років тому +265

    You contribute to the heat death by existing.
    Thanks for making me feel better about myself Michael

  • @vexter66
    @vexter66 Місяць тому +25

    1:40 there is skibidi toilet

  • @seanwilson5989
    @seanwilson5989 7 років тому +2252

    *Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
    *Me:* No, I'm being considerate

    • @nakinajay
      @nakinajay 7 років тому +24

      *Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
      *Me:* No, I'm exercising my tennis Elbow!

    • @seanwilson5989
      @seanwilson5989 7 років тому +5

      bigtutubi it's solar powered

    • @karlmudsam2834
      @karlmudsam2834 7 років тому +55

      Mom: go outside your lazy
      Me: IM DECREASING ENTROPY IN THE SYSTEM

    • @nakinajay
      @nakinajay 7 років тому +2

      Karl Müdsam lol 👍

    • @mistakenmeme
      @mistakenmeme 7 років тому +2

      Mom can't do math.

  • @drettlinking
    @drettlinking 6 років тому +6629

    Me: *Breaths*
    Universe: *what the hell*

  • @valentinrisatti6405
    @valentinrisatti6405 5 років тому +741

    Q: "Is the past even a real thing?"
    A: "Relaxing adds time to the universe's life."

    • @7mbmasihbelajar
      @7mbmasihbelajar 5 років тому +6

      Lol way too far

    • @vaughnparry1760
      @vaughnparry1760 5 років тому +2

      Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.

    • @RazorM97
      @RazorM97 5 років тому

      super funny

    • @AgeofJP
      @AgeofJP 5 років тому

      @@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body.
      In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active.
      Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance.
      If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought

    • @tjdiddy
      @tjdiddy 5 років тому +1

      Yes, but no. But really yes.

  • @BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th
    @BartholemewFitzgeraldThe4th 10 місяців тому +19

    My brain 2 seconds after I lock a door:

  • @samsondakuwaqa7967
    @samsondakuwaqa7967 6 років тому +423

    I watch vsauce to go to sleep. Just thinking hurts my brain so much it just crashes and voila I sleep. Works like a charm.

    • @iaintgonna3717
      @iaintgonna3717 6 років тому +2

      Brilliant. 👏👏👏

    • @ybsanpablo
      @ybsanpablo 6 років тому +6

      But then forgets to charge phone

    • @PRubin-rh4sr
      @PRubin-rh4sr 6 років тому +1

      that sounds like a coma

    • @-anji-
      @-anji- 5 років тому

      Yo Sameee !!!

    • @Lgp606
      @Lgp606 5 років тому

      Pureu some of us are little more than a walking comatose.

  • @TheAz943
    @TheAz943 6 років тому +1646

    Glad to know im not lazy like everyone says i am im just helping out the universe in the future by sitting here everyday

  • @vap0rw1se
    @vap0rw1se 5 років тому +2321

    Vsauce: Did the past really happen?
    Vsauce, a few minutes later: Newton's Flaming Laser Sword

    • @--TOM--
      @--TOM-- 5 років тому +54

      yes
      but was the laser sword invented last thursday?

    • @m.jailam8861
      @m.jailam8861 5 років тому +8

      up next: Alessandro Volta's Oscillating Frozen Lightsaber

    • @BF1_enthusiast
      @BF1_enthusiast 5 років тому

      @@m.jailam8861lmao😂

    • @kiranthakur8793
      @kiranthakur8793 5 років тому

      A few more minutes later-ended up at googol years later😂

    • @ard-janvanetten1331
      @ard-janvanetten1331 5 років тому +1

      @@--TOM-- no

  • @matt.baller
    @matt.baller Рік тому +5

    First time I’ve seen this channel and I’m already hooked. Great content very well presented!

  • @Dachi40
    @Dachi40 8 років тому +1408

    Newton's flaming laser sword, that is just, I have no more words.

    • @smitty2085
      @smitty2085 8 років тому +77

      I wonder how much damage it deals

    • @scorchedcore4357
      @scorchedcore4357 8 років тому +39

      about 9000

    • @Dachi40
      @Dachi40 8 років тому +8

      scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.

    • @wei446
      @wei446 8 років тому +27

      its an ultra rare drop, and can one hit kill everything lol

    • @Dachi40
      @Dachi40 8 років тому

      BBGaming&Tutorials ok,makes sense

  • @pritpalsingh3609
    @pritpalsingh3609 4 роки тому +4264

    Girl: I'm 5 months pregnant and you're the father.
    Me: The world was created last thursday.

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 роки тому +261

      Pritpal Singh But does the baby even exist at all?
      *cue Vsauce music

    • @inciucio
      @inciucio 4 роки тому +213

      First, let's define what's a baby.

    • @randzrubiales4273
      @randzrubiales4273 4 роки тому +131

      A baby is a human, but smaller.

    • @inciucio
      @inciucio 4 роки тому +159

      @@randzrubiales4273 Or is it?

    • @ack434
      @ack434 4 роки тому +164

      @@randzrubiales4273 First, let's find out what it means to be human.
      [Explanation]
      In conclusion, snails are the centre of the universe.

  • @nixvulpes1572
    @nixvulpes1572 3 роки тому +925

    "I'm not lazy, I'm just increasing the universe's lifespan"

  • @mowvu
    @mowvu Рік тому +15

    this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now.
    i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant.
    michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow

  • @chris-hayes
    @chris-hayes 6 років тому +1407

    Now if scientists used more names like "Newton's Flaming Laser Sword", I would do so much better in school

    • @drettlinking
      @drettlinking 6 років тому +33

      Facts

    • @dr.redstone7980
      @dr.redstone7980 6 років тому +3

      Me too lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😄😁🙂

    • @brooksman10
      @brooksman10 6 років тому +26

      Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is used in philosophy, not science.

    • @comfortablymoist902
      @comfortablymoist902 6 років тому +36

      brooksman10 ok thx for your contribution

    • @silverhawking
      @silverhawking 6 років тому

      Right? Maybe I should redirect my teachers here.

  • @runae_ylnir
    @runae_ylnir 5 років тому +365

    ''I'm not being lazy, I'm postponing the Heat Death of the universe.''
    Thank you for this ultimate excuse, Michael!

  • @ohno4458
    @ohno4458 5 років тому +953

    *NEWTONS FLAMING LASER SWORD*

    • @kylebrofloski6315
      @kylebrofloski6315 5 років тому +30

      ITS GONNA KILL US ALL

    • @snowandlightsmusic
      @snowandlightsmusic 5 років тому +68

      Was a weird name to give his penis but hey.... Who am i to judge, must've burned pretty bad when he pee'd!

    • @mr.meowmeow9720
      @mr.meowmeow9720 5 років тому +15

      Level 100000000 weapon.

    • @Unlucky_Legos
      @Unlucky_Legos 5 років тому +3

      Let me have one BTW I'm not GAY

    • @channelofrandom7731
      @channelofrandom7731 5 років тому +2

      Us wow that’s cool it was Ewoks
      Future how haven’t I heard of the ancient Ewoks George lucas was smart

  • @Torilla_on_kilinää
    @Torilla_on_kilinää 6 місяців тому +3

    Remember seeing this video when it was very new, like under week old. Time really flies by. So cool, but very scary.

  • @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188
    @thisisarjunbutwhythehellar6188 5 років тому +832

    " I took a selfie in...Delphi"
    "HOW WILL WE BE REMEMEBERED???"

  • @winter_silhouette
    @winter_silhouette 4 роки тому +1047

    Q : What is your contribution towards society?
    A : I postponed the inevitable heat death of the universe.

  • @KipaYumiya
    @KipaYumiya 6 років тому +509

    Newton's Flaming Laser Sword sounds like a legendary weapon

    • @beatthis3873
      @beatthis3873 6 років тому +5

      Newton's everywhere

    • @peytonfedie6976
      @peytonfedie6976 6 років тому +11

      -50 philosopher intelligence

    • @KurtisMuniz
      @KurtisMuniz 6 років тому +16

      +60 Warm Apple Wedges

    • @randomguys1806
      @randomguys1806 6 років тому +1

      Kipa Yumiya yes u are right but it sounds like a weird art peace in a museum

    • @mpekim
      @mpekim 6 років тому +1

      Now available in supply drops

  • @lilypads3033
    @lilypads3033 Рік тому +4

    Sloths basically won the MVP of preserving this universe along with other cold blooded creatures

  • @TheRonnoc182
    @TheRonnoc182 7 років тому +714

    Beginning of video-Did the past really happen
    End of video- Laziness saves the world

    • @jjj-eq7gv
      @jjj-eq7gv 7 років тому +2

      TheRonnoc182 ikr

    • @veronicaproctor184
      @veronicaproctor184 7 років тому +15

      beginning of the video - terry's death !! how dare you invalidate toto's contribution to the eventual heat death of the universe

    • @jacobmosier3816
      @jacobmosier3816 7 років тому +3

      universe*

    • @Vjkeys
      @Vjkeys 7 років тому +2

      lol wys he changed the topic quick

    • @InvaderJamz
      @InvaderJamz 7 років тому +3

      TheRonnoc182 I find it annoying when he does that.

  • @aslahtwo7886
    @aslahtwo7886 5 років тому +449

    Title: Did the past really happen?
    Start: Toto was credited Toto
    Middle: Energy is always conserved
    End: Sloth is a fountain of youth
    Vsauce, a channel without tangents

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 5 років тому +17

      Newton and his Laser Blade

    • @WinstonSempai
      @WinstonSempai 5 років тому

      Or is it?

  • @aidenandre106
    @aidenandre106 6 років тому +357

    Last Thursdayism, I had to study it for a school project last year, or was it *last thursday*

    • @Alex_K221
      @Alex_K221 6 років тому +11

      Aiden Andre
      *vsauce music plays*

    • @aniketkumar3105
      @aniketkumar3105 5 років тому +5

      Your commented 5 months ago...... Or Last Thursday

    • @adrianalexisoscar1369
      @adrianalexisoscar1369 5 років тому

      i don't really get it though
      what about if i asked you how many hours in a day
      and make you write down a list of stuff you did every day. I let you write down all your actions that you can think of and put them then in that list by day. after you tell me you are done, i ask you about something about your past and see how many days would it had to pass in order for you to acomplish that.
      what i'm trying to do is make you contradict your notion of time.

    • @aniketkumar3105
      @aniketkumar3105 5 років тому

      @@adrianalexisoscar1369 ....u cannot contradict that theory... If it is true (i worry it never should be),it may be a possibility that whatever action you wrote in the past, was just a imagnary memory inserted in your and the creator of this world made the exact plot that is happening in your life, and every other people's lives, as well as he created the notes too in which you recorded your last months works actions, so that you think you noted it a month ago... But he created the universe last thursday....

    • @aniketkumar3105
      @aniketkumar3105 5 років тому

      @@adrianalexisoscar1369 ...i would suggest a movie named "the matrix" to you (NEVER MIND IF WATCHED) which would exactly tell what this theory implies if it came in order...

  • @lulugaj5859
    @lulugaj5859 Рік тому +4

    Newton' s flaming laser sword sounds like a item the final boss of a rpg uses.

  • @zrafbbhaihki2563
    @zrafbbhaihki2563 6 років тому +751

    Imagine having vsauce as your science teacher

    • @eternallyspoopy2238
      @eternallyspoopy2238 6 років тому +13

      If my only grade that was bad was science, I would be in college by know

    • @_peachgardens_
      @_peachgardens_ 5 років тому +38

      NightCrusher76 you’d need to pass English first

    • @tkudaope523
      @tkudaope523 5 років тому +12

      zRafb bhaih ki He students, Michael here, and as it turns out, I was never here

    • @Cyanide_no_aji
      @Cyanide_no_aji 5 років тому +6

      Mom, can I go to school today?

    • @iceicetina5876
      @iceicetina5876 5 років тому +3

      I would have actually got an A and actually attended😂

  • @signin1907
    @signin1907 5 років тому +1443

    Thief: **steals**
    Police: you are under arrest
    Theif: did the past really happen??

    • @nickxenix
      @nickxenix 4 роки тому +47

      Police: We got security cameras.
      Thief: Well, *S**t.*

    • @inthepasttwix5648
      @inthepasttwix5648 4 роки тому +2

      We like fortnite

    • @Darklight7171
      @Darklight7171 4 роки тому +8

      Who is this theif guy

    • @PharyChoeu
      @PharyChoeu 4 роки тому

      It's i before e except after c.

    • @ChaosBW
      @ChaosBW 4 роки тому +10

      @@nickxenix with the advancements in deep fake technology can photo or video evidence still be considered as evidence?
      *Vsauce music plays*

  • @mrfilmmaker3237
    @mrfilmmaker3237 7 років тому +2184

    ME:Do you want something to eat?
    Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something"
    ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ...
    Michael: *Did the past really happen???*
    *(weird music starts at the background..)*

    • @pettalk8302
      @pettalk8302 7 років тому +7

      WRACKER 123 ROFL

    • @alexg6910
      @alexg6910 7 років тому +17

      WRACKER 123 that's exactly how I feel everytime I watch one Vsauce video

    • @billanderson5580
      @billanderson5580 7 років тому +8

      Alex G But what is a feeling?

    • @alexg6910
      @alexg6910 7 років тому +3

      Bill Anderson Bruhhhhhhhh

    • @kenm3ng121
      @kenm3ng121 7 років тому +7

      No one can escape curiosty in my BGM.

  • @MonkeyMan-nl2us
    @MonkeyMan-nl2us 3 місяці тому +4

    crazy that this video came out last thursday

  • @sevenwhatuknow
    @sevenwhatuknow 3 роки тому +1163

    "oh my, are these Earth's mightiest heroes?"
    - some alien in the future watching Power Rangers on vhs

    • @EeeWoood
      @EeeWoood 3 роки тому +59

      *Cue the Avengers theme tune*

    • @lidallyhim
      @lidallyhim 3 роки тому +3

      Lol

    • @jockeyfield1954
      @jockeyfield1954 3 роки тому +31

      "if the justice league, avengers, and power rangers all existed on the same planet, then why have they never joined forces with one another to fight the same villains?"

    • @wintasgames13
      @wintasgames13 3 роки тому +9

      @@jockeyfield1954 yea aliens must be Very confused

    • @yahudkush
      @yahudkush 3 роки тому +7

      @@jockeyfield1954 Maybe they all lived in different times

  • @maixuankhang6254
    @maixuankhang6254 7 років тому +1824

    Newton's Flaming Laser Blade.
    Damn, science is Lit.(literally)

    • @emay.1
      @emay.1 7 років тому +61

      LITerally

    • @Leo1239150
      @Leo1239150 7 років тому +9

      yeah that's what the illuminati said

    • @noahoh3615
      @noahoh3615 7 років тому +4

      True Pug Lord period comes after the parentheses

    • @HellishSpoon
      @HellishSpoon 7 років тому +16

      That time when science is metal as fuck.

    • @user-qt8yh5np8b
      @user-qt8yh5np8b 7 років тому +37

      Einstein blocks Newton's attack with his relatively large shield

  • @leslierae6416
    @leslierae6416 3 роки тому +359

    I remember watching a Ken Burn’s documentary about the civil war when I was younger, maybe 11? And watching it really cemented in me the importance of journaling as a way of keeping record for future generations. I’ve been an avid journaled ever since. I go chunks of time where I don’t journal, but every time something historically significant happens I journal about it and even include new paper clippings and photos if I can. I also use my journal to paint and draw as well. I hope someone in the future finds my journals and can get some kind of idea of what life was like when I was alive.

    • @renofthewild534
      @renofthewild534 2 роки тому +6

      Thats really cool

    • @santinosanal4034
      @santinosanal4034 2 роки тому +14

      how did you build this habit of journalising...after 2 months of it, i jutst lost focus and got lost in the road of life. any tips other than being consistent?

    • @bbaugher2419
      @bbaugher2419 2 роки тому +23

      that's really admirable of you, genuinely. documenting history for future generations is cool af

    • @remaguire
      @remaguire Рік тому +2

      The Samuel Pepys of our time! Well done! Hope what you wrote is interesting!

    • @misteralek2006
      @misteralek2006 Рік тому +2

      Love it

  • @supersillyleo4178
    @supersillyleo4178 2 місяці тому +2

    9:27
    “Are you serious right now bro?”

    “Or am I?”
    **Vsause music starts playing**

  • @kobekoala1626
    @kobekoala1626 4 роки тому +388

    Vsauce videos:
    Title - Do aliens exist?
    Start of the video - "How should you pour your cereal?"

    • @mooplex4466
      @mooplex4466 4 роки тому +39

      KobeKoala End of the video: and that is why strawberry ice cream has the highest chance to get you killed by a fire!

    • @ibrahimdirie8148
      @ibrahimdirie8148 4 роки тому +8

      Vsauce is a legend lol 😂😂

    • @KevinIsNice6984
      @KevinIsNice6984 4 роки тому +2

      so true XD

    • @placeholder6343
      @placeholder6343 4 роки тому +3

      Not after the milk

    • @felix.smells2047
      @felix.smells2047 4 роки тому +2

      Two seconds later:
      Water is a gas.

  • @15gallonsofsoup61
    @15gallonsofsoup61 5 років тому +1731

    (Watches a vsauce video)
    *You know, im something of scientist myself*

  • @johnchaser7369
    @johnchaser7369 9 років тому +619

    My top 3 UA-camrs:
    1. Vsauce

    • @ZombieBobSponge
      @ZombieBobSponge 9 років тому +96

      2. Vsauce 2 + Vsauce3 :D

    • @TasTheWatcher
      @TasTheWatcher 9 років тому +222

      There are two types of people:
      -Those who can extrapolate from incomplete data

    • @Brienanderson34
      @Brienanderson34 9 років тому +7

      Go back to inside gaming chaser

    • @theMrdomoarigato
      @theMrdomoarigato 9 років тому +7

      3. Funhaus/Inside Gaming

    • @Creeepypasta
      @Creeepypasta 9 років тому +1

      ZombieBobSponge you are goddamn stupid.

  • @skatepunker
    @skatepunker Місяць тому +1

    video is 9 years old but feels like it was made last thursday

  • @baileyenergy1839
    @baileyenergy1839 6 років тому +174

    I often wonder why people suffer with procrastination and maybe it's just the universes own defence mechanism. It's trying it's hardest to stop us from using too much energy so it can survive longer, this could also lend itself to the Hive mind theory.

    • @Mothlord03
      @Mothlord03 6 років тому +5

      Well aren't you a genius? That sounds like a cool idea!

    • @zemoxian
      @zemoxian 6 років тому +11

      Just by living, you are an effective entropy engine. Not sure what you can do to mitigate that short of suicide.
      I’m not sure but I’d wager that humans are better at it than most other terrestrial life forms.
      Not to worry though. Stars, especially red dwarfs will be shining for another few trillion years and the actual heat death of the universe will be after about a googol years or so. That’s after the last of the black holes evaporate.

    • @hugo-vu5mx
      @hugo-vu5mx 6 років тому +3

      I would think further into it, but i think i'll do it tomorrow

    • @bluemarble1620
      @bluemarble1620 6 років тому +3

      Bailey Energy that's of course under the assumption that the universe possesses a consciousness. Interesting theory....

    • @Faithful.adanna
      @Faithful.adanna 6 років тому

      Loool thats an interesting theory

  • @DylanDr1pDr0pWilhelmi
    @DylanDr1pDr0pWilhelmi 9 років тому +815

    I'm not lazy, I'm saving the universe

    • @ButlerSelion
      @ButlerSelion 9 років тому +122

      Put that on a t-shirt

    • @elvisitor
      @elvisitor 9 років тому +38

      Maria Sayco to much energy will be used... go sleep!

    • @arekpostolski8495
      @arekpostolski8495 9 років тому

      Tell it to my wife... :)

    • @MrLemonsChannel
      @MrLemonsChannel 9 років тому +1

      Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time

    • @vizthex
      @vizthex 9 років тому

      XD

  • @brendonian4097
    @brendonian4097 5 років тому +321

    "Will your great-great-great-great grandkids know your name?"
    I'm going to make a specific effort to learn my great-great-great-great grandparents names now.

    • @jgp7414
      @jgp7414 5 років тому +9

      Brendonian that's 64 names of just great great great great grandparents

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 5 років тому +7

      It's very hard to track names especially if your family immigrated after the world wars. They changed ethnic names on paper to make names "American". So polish, Italian, German, Russian surnames got shortened or all the way changed upon entrance to the United States. It's not as easy as you think because it's like the entire family history disappeared once they came.

    • @metalhead6783
      @metalhead6783 5 років тому +15

      @@kristingallo2158 i know what you mean but not everyone is american lol

    • @kristingallo2158
      @kristingallo2158 5 років тому +1

      @@metalhead6783 no, there's other nations but most of the British and German and french kept their family records in tact because they weren't erased for Americanization purposes.

    • @omary5439
      @omary5439 5 років тому +2

      I'm Egyptian and my family has records going back 200 or so years. Also 6 previous generations of fathers stay in our names so...

  • @epicshinji9258
    @epicshinji9258 4 місяці тому +2

    “If something cannot be settled by experiment, then it is not worthy of debate.”
    -Vsauce

  • @fadziilsa2631
    @fadziilsa2631 3 роки тому +1323

    Me: **Put the phone in my pocket**
    My Brain: *Did the past really happen?*

    • @leviackermannightcore
      @leviackermannightcore 3 роки тому +13

      Literally T_T i think Last Thursdayism isn't true tho. I believe the past happened.

    • @StealthKey
      @StealthKey 3 роки тому +26

      @@leviackermannightcore you cant prove that tho

    • @QuidProQuo999
      @QuidProQuo999 3 роки тому +2

      @@StealthKey How do you know that you can't prove that tho

    • @StealthKey
      @StealthKey 3 роки тому +22

      @@QuidProQuo999 prove that it did happen

    • @adamniepowiemtego6011
      @adamniepowiemtego6011 3 роки тому +22

      Me: writes an response to a comment.
      My brain: *Did the past really happen?*

  • @TheAverageChannelx
    @TheAverageChannelx 4 роки тому +408

    Classic vsauce:
    "Did the past really happen?"
    11 mins later: being lazy can make the universe last longer.
    Never change Michael Stevens ♥️

  • @georgemaney3343
    @georgemaney3343 7 років тому +620

    These videos actually change how I look at life

  • @landlighterfirestar5550
    @landlighterfirestar5550 Рік тому +1

    "Relaxing adds time to the universes life"
    That is strangely comforting and validating

  • @D-Man_Jam
    @D-Man_Jam 5 років тому +602

    Mom: *"Clean your room!"*
    Me: _"I already did."_
    Mom: *"Did the past really happen?"*

  • @codinginflow
    @codinginflow 6 років тому +1172

    Ockham's would be a great name for a razor manufacturer

    • @raihanm.6301
      @raihanm.6301 6 років тому +6

      Coding in Flow true dat

    • @TheTheThe_
      @TheTheThe_ 6 років тому +25

      I now know my future goal in life.
      If not, someone has got to do it, and if it goes well enough, make a whole corporation on making services and items that reference history. Another way the past can be remembered.
      Like Cristobal Navigation, a GPS system for water vessels, referencing Columbus.

    • @ysloalt
      @ysloalt 6 років тому +12

      Occ

    • @canapepourpre1669
      @canapepourpre1669 6 років тому +1

      we can say both, but i prefer Ockham

    • @Nixo567
      @Nixo567 6 років тому +10

      I'm not an English speaker, I thought ockham's are the people who live in Oklahoma

  • @rorysnow7937
    @rorysnow7937 9 років тому +3009

    I'm not lazy. I'm saving the universe

    • @orkodijo
      @orkodijo 8 років тому +53

      +Rory Snow U ARE A SUPERHERO!!!

    • @SadisticNiles
      @SadisticNiles 8 років тому +33

      +Rory Snow I will join in you in your adventure of laziness!

    • @pinkpartyhat4188
      @pinkpartyhat4188 8 років тому +1

      +Peacerino Kripperino THE KRIPPERINOS ARE SPREADING! SOON THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE!

    • @Shakads
      @Shakads 8 років тому +14

      +Rory Snow that's what I keep telling my boss!

    • @Saz730
      @Saz730 8 років тому +9

      That's a brilliant motto

  • @jepeO7
    @jepeO7 Рік тому +3

    bro my i have watched your videos for like 4 hours now and my brain hurts so bad

  • @JCW7100
    @JCW7100 5 років тому +741

    Mom: Will you please clean your room today?
    Me: I'm busy postponing the heat death of the universe, mom.

    • @Nobody-ml5ym
      @Nobody-ml5ym 5 років тому +50

      It is our duty to save our Quintillionth grandchildrens.

    • @Sallen000
      @Sallen000 5 років тому +32

      Hi busy postponing the heat death of the universe mom, im dad

    • @rad1cal300
      @rad1cal300 5 років тому +3

      @@Sallen000 fucc u

    • @jdizzletheweirdo9400
      @jdizzletheweirdo9400 5 років тому +1

      Rad1cal Thicc

    • @soggypotato6381
      @soggypotato6381 5 років тому

      Mom pulls out newtons flaming laser sword and hits you with facts how your not helping

  • @bishuthought
    @bishuthought 6 років тому +707

    Teacher : Why aren't you participating in class?
    Me : I'm postponing the heat death of out universe. You're welcome.

  • @PrecureFights
    @PrecureFights 4 роки тому +1648

    Him: "Everything was created last thursday"
    This video: "posted 5 years ago"

    • @jadenfraney2110
      @jadenfraney2110 4 роки тому +260

      Or was it?

    • @hamidrana085
      @hamidrana085 4 роки тому +158

      5 years was created last Thursday, or was it??

    • @Zelinkondorf
      @Zelinkondorf 4 роки тому +67

      Maybe next year when you fall asleep on a thursday it will be rewritten to say 6 years ago 😎

    • @PrecureFights
      @PrecureFights 4 роки тому +19

      @@Zelinkondorf damnnn, making me think

    • @Adam-xf6sq
      @Adam-xf6sq 4 роки тому +20

      How many other lies have I been told by the council

  • @TachyBunker
    @TachyBunker Рік тому +3

    "Relaxing adds time to the universe" is so wild to say

  • @billdosk
    @billdosk 5 років тому +2543

    Me :hey man can i borrow your money
    Friends : sure
    Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ?
    Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*

  • @dabi7793
    @dabi7793 8 років тому +263

    mom: "you never do anything"
    me: "I'm saving the universe"

    • @nbksrbija1039
      @nbksrbija1039 7 років тому +2

      Your profile picture matches perfecrly with your comment

  • @myozbubble
    @myozbubble 4 роки тому +1123

    • @throb4245
      @throb4245 4 роки тому +15

      Saving the universe is our superpower! Who needs iron man or Captain America?

    • @radi0sowithazero979
      @radi0sowithazero979 4 роки тому +9

      Im shaving the universe!

    • @SULTAN.HAKIM21
      @SULTAN.HAKIM21 4 роки тому +3

      @@radi0sowithazero979 with the Occam razor

    • @IBaitman
      @IBaitman 4 роки тому +5

      Sloths, assemble.

    • @hanneb.f.1966
      @hanneb.f.1966 4 роки тому +4

      Im a hero! 😅

  • @maxh4694
    @maxh4694 Рік тому +2

    Bro this is what keeps me up at night