Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.
"Toto's remains have been lost." "Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?' "Is the past even a real thing?" Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.
@@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.
Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry
Vsauce formula: _"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_ • Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing • Big question • Meat of the video • Depressing conclusion • Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens _"And as always, thanks for watching."_
Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “
@@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.
Last video i watched: "You live in the past" This video: "Did the past really happen?" Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?" *existential crisis intensifies*
Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.
@@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body. In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active. Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance. If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought
This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...
illyounotme Yeah. It suggests: Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy. In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.
People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.
"if the justice league, avengers, and power rangers all existed on the same planet, then why have they never joined forces with one another to fight the same villains?"
Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed that future civilizations wouldn't really need to do any guessing. We keep rather decent records of basically all the important stuff we know, I'd imagine that would be far more clear and detailed than ancient wall paintings. Just something to consider.
justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.
***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)
this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now. i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant. michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow
"Will your great-great-great-great grandkids know your name?" I'm going to make a specific effort to learn my great-great-great-great grandparents names now.
It's very hard to track names especially if your family immigrated after the world wars. They changed ethnic names on paper to make names "American". So polish, Italian, German, Russian surnames got shortened or all the way changed upon entrance to the United States. It's not as easy as you think because it's like the entire family history disappeared once they came.
@@metalhead6783 no, there's other nations but most of the British and German and french kept their family records in tact because they weren't erased for Americanization purposes.
Title: Did the past really happen? Start: Toto was credited Toto Middle: Energy is always conserved End: Sloth is a fountain of youth Vsauce, a channel without tangents
Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time
Fun fact: if you were to lay in bed your entire life, expend as little energy as possible and thus, contribute to entropy as little as possible, you would postpone the heat death of the universe by about 10^-50 seconds. The smallest meaningful unit of time is the Planck time, and it is 10^-43 seconds. The moral? Go out and have fun, contribute to entropy as much as possible because, to the universe, you are absolutely meaningless… entropy wise… :)
ME:Do you want something to eat? Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something" ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ... Michael: *Did the past really happen???* *(weird music starts at the background..)*
Me :hey man can i borrow your money Friends : sure Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ? Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*
scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.
i don't really get it though what about if i asked you how many hours in a day and make you write down a list of stuff you did every day. I let you write down all your actions that you can think of and put them then in that list by day. after you tell me you are done, i ask you about something about your past and see how many days would it had to pass in order for you to acomplish that. what i'm trying to do is make you contradict your notion of time.
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ....u cannot contradict that theory... If it is true (i worry it never should be),it may be a possibility that whatever action you wrote in the past, was just a imagnary memory inserted in your and the creator of this world made the exact plot that is happening in your life, and every other people's lives, as well as he created the notes too in which you recorded your last months works actions, so that you think you noted it a month ago... But he created the universe last thursday....
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ...i would suggest a movie named "the matrix" to you (NEVER MIND IF WATCHED) which would exactly tell what this theory implies if it came in order...
I remember watching a Ken Burn’s documentary about the civil war when I was younger, maybe 11? And watching it really cemented in me the importance of journaling as a way of keeping record for future generations. I’ve been an avid journaled ever since. I go chunks of time where I don’t journal, but every time something historically significant happens I journal about it and even include new paper clippings and photos if I can. I also use my journal to paint and draw as well. I hope someone in the future finds my journals and can get some kind of idea of what life was like when I was alive.
how did you build this habit of journalising...after 2 months of it, i jutst lost focus and got lost in the road of life. any tips other than being consistent?
On my testament, I will write that I want, in my coffin with me, bones of different animals. So, when the archeologists in the future will dig me up, they will be all confused of past humans.
I love how he throws everything I’ve ever known out the window
@RünerTheWolf 25 😂😂😂
RünerTheWolf 25 no.
when he told me to be lazy that was a first
That’s why I love channels like vsauce.
It really makes you realize how much you really don’t know and thus makes you that much more eager to learn.
Did he really?
*Or did you do it yourself?*
“Being lazy will make the universe last more”
Say no more
no more
No more
No more
No more
Ur profile picture matches ur comment so well
Michael:*robs a bank*
Michael in court: “The past didn’t really happen”
Lmao
Hey Vsauce, Micheal here! I just robbed a bank... Or did I? What defines "Robbing"? I took 24 hostages and stole 69 million USD.
That’s so good
I temporarily forgot that I'm in a Vsauce video and thought you were talking about Michael de Santa.
This deserves more likes
Vsauce: the only UA-cam channel that can turn existential dread into fun lil videos.
Yet these lil videos are still very much capable of putting you in the state of such dread 🤗
kurzgesagt does it too, with fun little cartoon birds
Yeah fun "lil" very little
Exurb1a
Kurzgesagt does it too
One day, Vsauce will be considered an ancient philosopher
That was last Thursday.
Or will he?
Greatest comment
G
@@-nitroace unfunny
Me: *exists*
Vsauce: You are killing our universe
Vilho kuis panee
Exactly
but what created energy? energy wasnt always around, because the universe wasnt always around. so what created energy?
Arked Thrive god
Arked Thrive the world may never know...
Title: "Did the past really happen?"
Opening: "The dog that played toto in the wizard of oz was credited as toto."
That's hilarious
HAHAHAHAHA
Hahahaha
Exactly like is this clickbait
😂 😂
5:26 “You’re destined to become what the universe thinks you were” is an underrated statement and actually very philosophical if you think about it.
Indeed.
@im gonna wooosh : you are a part of universe, you definitely decide for yourself
That's not even what he said and completely changes the meaning lol
philosophically illiterate. conflating a representation with what its representing, aka "mistaking the map for the territory."
He said: "You're destined to become whatever the future (meaning people in the future) thinks you were."
Not all heroes wear capes
Some lay around doing nothing
Like me
stop following me everywhere I go!
Like me
Why are you following me
Like me
Teacher: why didn’t you do your homework?
Me: I wanted to postpone the inevitable heat death of the universe
Heat death of the universe: *I am inevitable*
Michael: *And I am, Vsauce*
I am inevitable
Thanks for giving me a good laugh
0.1 second
@@thebritishempireball4184
Even less
"The past is a foreign country and we are only tourists" -- The Dictionary of Obscure Sorrows
first comment AGAIN
please do not being of stalk mikhail, Ashley Casey
That is some wise words Vsauce :,)
Ashley Casey noooooooooo
Powerful Vegeta ???
"The dog from the wizard of oz was named Toto"
5 minutes later
"Newtons flaming laser sword"
Unironically Michael is the only person that can make me feel good about being lazy.
i wanna be lazy now
Benn
Finally some good arguments to those who complain about my laziness.... Eh I'm not sure they will understand thermodynamics so it's probably useless to try and explain that to them, it would take too much precious energy to do so.
Lol
Can’t reach for the comment button, will do the reply button instead.
"I'm not lazy, I'm postponing the end of the universe" should totally be a shirt
SO TRUE
Yes. I need this.
It would be a bad shirt though
it would be a little weird, even if I relate to it
tacky
0:00: The dog that played toto
11:55: You can make the universe last longer by being lazy
Haha 🤣
Ngl I thought I was watching 2 videos 🤣🤣🤣
Title: did the past really happen?
We've come a long way from Toto 😐
“everything was created last thursday”
I don't care if I'm forgotten; Vsauce videos need to be preserved forever.
"Newton flaming laser sword" and they say phillosphers are boring.
Lmao
Who says philosophers are boring? Philosophy is dope
@@adriatic.vineyards yeah I know
@@BatCostumeGuy or did they? Before last Thursday?
@@adriatic.vineyards i learned Philosophy in my PreSchool days
"Toto's remains have been lost."
"Greece is pretty ancient. How will future archaeologists react to today's ruins?'
"Is the past even a real thing?"
Every episode of Vsauce is like a drug-induced existential crisis.
Micah Philson tru
God, im really glad i wasnt the only one thinking that
TOto wasn't found because he was busy blessing the rains in africa
𝓦𝓱𝓮𝓻𝓮 𝓪𝓻𝓮 𝔂𝓸𝓾𝓻 𝓯𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓮𝓻𝓼?
Same
“Will aliens understand that animorph was not just fiction”
Now that is a scary thought
Niels De bont especially if they somehow find our internet like UA-cam and can’t understand language but see furry videos
It's not though, we have such an archive that something like that will never happen.
RichiPeteMedia r/wooosh
@@LilHex20 lmao, never thought a stupid fuck who thinks r/wooshing people in 2020 would do it to me on a comment that has no fucking application in any sense.
@@cycbuild nah not happening
Its very amusing to see that what I learned last year in school as laws of thermodynamics , entropy ,enthalpy are bases of many theories and I can actually start to understand the world more efficiently, it gives me motivation to dive even deeper in the depths of physics and chemistry
Same and it feels awesome, keep learning!
i learned this few weeks ago, i didn't expected to use this knowledge outside of school this fast
The entropic brain
You were all amazed by Ockham's razor.........but none of you expected:
NEWTON'S FLAMING LASER SWORD!!!!!!!!
I thought you were gonna go for the Spanish Inquisition.
these would make some perfect RPG easter egg weapons
I literally read this comment when he mentioned it on the video.
Another video for vsauce
Lmao yeah its much stronger than thanos gloves
Me: **locks door**
My brain 2 seconds later: *Did the past really happen?*
@@radhikadesai414 I don't have tik tok
@@radhikadesai414 noob
@BLACK LIVES MATTER MORE sorry how this somehow offended you man😔
@BLACK LIVES MATTER MORE what the acutual Fuck?
@BLACK LIVES MATTER MORE I can hear the moaning in that room what you doing with him?
Everybody Gangster until Newton pulls out his flaming laser sword.
Lmao
Sir Isaac Newton! What are you doing?
FOR SCIENCE!
General Grievous: **happy addition to collection noises**
👍👍👍👍👍👍
Imagine at the end of your life, you peacefully pass away and then boom, they take off your vr headset and ask “so how was it”
You would be surprised
I wish😢
60 seconds game
um, boring.
game sucked ass
This guy is basically us at night when we can’t sleep, we just question everything
but with backed up sources
Me right now
He has answers though
He makes it so we can’t sleep.
Im like this 24/7 lmao
Vsauce formula:
_"Hey! Vsauce, Michael here."_
• Seemingly irrelevant fact / thing
• Big question
• Meat of the video
• Depressing conclusion
• Uplifting and optimistic take by Michael Stevens
_"And as always, thanks for watching."_
Lethargy u forgot the existential crisis, also, imma do a test real quick. I’m ready to get my bed and I can get my bed and my room and I have to go get ready for my room ready to leave and my bed ready to be home and ready for my room to go to play my bed room bed bed room room and room for a room. If ur wondering I just spammed the middle thing. I just read it, and just, “my bed room bed bed room room and *room for a room* “
@@scooperdooper4097 WHAT
@@UCFc1XDsWoHaZmXom2KVxvuA after the "test" i just spammed the auto correct middle word (i was on my tablet)
@@scooperdooper4097 I got that, but i can't get why you are not booking for the other one is a little more than I can say is that I have to go to the other side of the other one.
Stolen
Vsauce the only you tube channel that makes lazyness a way to "save" the universe
No, just prolong its fate, but only by a miniscule amount.
Matsie36
well that's why put those airquotes on save xD
Matsie36 Which is saving.
If I save you from getting drowned in a pool, you're still going to die. I'm just prolonging your fate.
No matter how lazy you are your body is still working!
***** Yes but the ammount of resources you use would be less.
1:40 is that skibidi toilet?
hes a time traveler
Micheal was truly ahead of his time
this comment makes me sad
It is, great catch.
no toilet. yo just brainrot
Me: *Breaths*
Universe: *what the hell*
Lmfao
Lol
Lmfao
Lol
Lmfao
Girl: I'm 5 months pregnant and you're the father.
Me: The world was created last thursday.
Pritpal Singh But does the baby even exist at all?
*cue Vsauce music
First, let's define what's a baby.
A baby is a human, but smaller.
@@randzrubiales4273 Or is it?
@@randzrubiales4273 First, let's find out what it means to be human.
[Explanation]
In conclusion, snails are the centre of the universe.
Last video i watched: "You live in the past"
This video: "Did the past really happen?"
Next recommended video: "IS ANYTHING REAL?"
*existential crisis intensifies*
Next video after that one: "AM I BEING PAID YET?"
It's clues to let you know you are going crazy
Is this real life? Or is it just fantasy?
Nothing really matters.
Next Video: “Spooky Coincedences”
11:16 i finally feel proud that i increasing the life if the universe by just being lazy.
*Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
*Me:* No, I'm being considerate
*Mom:* Get off your computer, you're being lazy
*Me:* No, I'm exercising my tennis Elbow!
bigtutubi it's solar powered
Mom: go outside your lazy
Me: IM DECREASING ENTROPY IN THE SYSTEM
Karl Müdsam lol 👍
Mom can't do math.
Now if scientists used more names like "Newton's Flaming Laser Sword", I would do so much better in school
Facts
Me too lol 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂😂😅😄😁🙂
Newton's Flaming Laser Sword is used in philosophy, not science.
brooksman10 ok thx for your contribution
Right? Maybe I should redirect my teachers here.
" I took a selfie in...Delphi"
"HOW WILL WE BE REMEMEBERED???"
**Dr Frankenstein literally cuts open her head and changes her mind.**
Rememebered...
Maxime Dupuis re*meme*bered
10:59 I used this argument with my boss & I got fired, thanks a lot man!
Your boss is encouraging you to be more lazy, what a considerate guy.
@perox9695 Haha, don't be so clever, that makes us other fiends jealous.
You vs the guy she tells you not to worry about
Occums razor
Newton’s flaming laser sword
Best comment I've ever seen on a youtube video
Idk man if your sword is burning there may be a problem
Well, Fire Aspect is only a bad enchant because if you hit your opponent and then they hit you back then your attack just *BACKFIRED* HAHAHAHAHA
Q: "Is the past even a real thing?"
A: "Relaxing adds time to the universe's life."
Lol way too far
Relaxing has nothing to do with "time" it is an emotional reaction. UNIVERSE exists regardless what humans do. Times not relevant to universe existence is.
super funny
@@vaughnparry1760 haven't you watched the video? It is relevant, 100% in fact...the universe will still exist after the "heat death" in 10^100 years and at that stage time becomes irrelevant because literally nothing's going to happen after that, but that's not the point here. It's about the *time* until that event, and Michael (as he always does) explained pretty clear and undeniably why relaxing *does* prolong that event. And if you're talking about emotions being irrelevant in that regard, think again...you consume energy by thinking aswell. Relaxing literally saves up energy consumption compared to feeling angered for example the same way he described in the video only even less than compared to actively moving your body.
In my whole life until now I sure as hell saved the universe a nanosecond or two compared to the hypothetical me that would've been more active.
Now if you had said it's irrelevant to think about it since there is no "if" and thus comparing your past and future life with a hypothetical other life doesn't change anything because you have lived and will live only one way which is already set in stone because of the nonexistence of coincidence in our universe...well *then* you'd have a point there, but as it stands you seem to highly underestimate the impact (or relevance) everything has/had/will have on everything else just because it's too tiny of a relevance for you to imagine. But please try to, because it's fascinating as fuck to find these things out. And also don't try to disprove scientific theories with semantics...you'll only sound smart and give fuel to ignorance to spread more ignorance.
If I misunderstood your point, just say so...I'm not 100% sure since it's not my first language and well you didn't exactly phrase an explicit thought
Yes, but no. But really yes.
In another sense, how do you know that the memories of dreams you had as a child, weren’t just memories of dreams you had last night?
What if am I a child
Lol when something happens it feels like its happened before that because it just happened but actually it just happened and not before that
@@notmrsunday7888 exactly
You have memories of your childhood dreams?
@@ricardozuniga9664 yes, memories of since I was around 3
This is one of my favorite vsauce videos. Both scientific and philosophical at the same time as almost every other video of him, but there's something that touches me in a peculiar way...
Michael: being lazy can make the universe last longer
Me running around at 3 am: I AM THE GOD OF CHAOS
nah "god of entropy" sounds cooler and is also more accurate
LMAO
😂😂
Your profile picture matchs the comment 😂
@Eric Jungmann if lazy= slow down
Then
Running around= making things go fast
"Newton's flaming laser sword"
That is the coolest philosophical thing I have ever heard.
It is very cool actually
illyounotme Yeah. It suggests:
Let's just get rid of all of mathematics, logic, computer science's basis, theoretical physics, legal studies, social studies, economics, sociology, language studies, and half of philosophy.
In fact. One could even argue the hard sciences wouldn't make any sense if it was true. Since the hard sciences necessarily require us to come to an agreement on specific unfalsifiable debates before we start them. Who decided that unfalsifiable claims are not worthy of debate and on what basis? Who decided that scientific method X is superior to scientific method Y and why? Is this falsifiable empirically? No. It's a value judgment.
Ryan Hutton scientists probably laugh their ass of if they hear you talk.
Thats because it was named by a philosopher who was also a mathematician
XdmsT Why would they do that?
Future People: That Vsuace guy died a long time ago
Vsauce: or did I ??????????
Michael: I am an immortal being. *WORSHIP ME!*
*Opens coffin*
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here..."
He died last Thursday
No
*jazz music starts*
Sloths basically won the MVP of preserving this universe along with other cold blooded creatures
I feel like i learn more from VSauce in 11mins then i do from an entire day of school .-.
Try a better school.
Chris Pontius No shet, have you been to a french school lmao
WintyVisualz Lol french school's..
How much philosophy do they teach xd?
Love your profile pic, MLGjontron cannot be out qwickscopped.
People speak french in my country, teachers cant even teach french, we had 30 students in support class and 30 other other that couldnt be in that class because it was full. employers are complaining on how kids cant write correctly. The education system is awful.
"Name 10 people from the 15th century"
John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John, John and of course John
Pretty golden comment
😂😂😂
😂. 😂. 😂. 😂😊
You forgot papa john
Bro you forgot edward
Q : What is your contribution towards society?
A : I postponed the inevitable heat death of the universe.
hey thats actually a prettty good answer when asked the question!
YES
My brain 2 seconds after I lock a door:
Wait, people experience that?
I'm glad this guy exists. He always answers some of the most underrated questions for me.
And then makes me ask half a dozen more
Or does he ?
@@panir4235 *music plays*
@@Northerncantaim- to answer this question, first we need to know what is existence .
People need to stop calling everything underrated
''I'm not being lazy, I'm postponing the Heat Death of the universe.''
Thank you for this ultimate excuse, Michael!
Nowaczuk
Finally I found the purpose of my life
U pretty
"oh my, are these Earth's mightiest heroes?"
- some alien in the future watching Power Rangers on vhs
*Cue the Avengers theme tune*
Lol
"if the justice league, avengers, and power rangers all existed on the same planet, then why have they never joined forces with one another to fight the same villains?"
@@jockeyfield1954 yea aliens must be Very confused
@@jockeyfield1954 Maybe they all lived in different times
1:40 there is skibidi toilet
U cooked
Lmao
You're too far gone
Beyond repair
Vsauce: Did the past really happen?
Vsauce, a few minutes later: Newton's Flaming Laser Sword
yes
but was the laser sword invented last thursday?
up next: Alessandro Volta's Oscillating Frozen Lightsaber
@@m.jailam8861lmao😂
A few more minutes later-ended up at googol years later😂
@@--TOM-- no
Vsauce videos:
Title - Do aliens exist?
Start of the video - "How should you pour your cereal?"
KobeKoala End of the video: and that is why strawberry ice cream has the highest chance to get you killed by a fire!
Vsauce is a legend lol 😂😂
so true XD
Not after the milk
Two seconds later:
Water is a gas.
Maybe I'm wrong, but I assumed that future civilizations wouldn't really need to do any guessing. We keep rather decent records of basically all the important stuff we know, I'd imagine that would be far more clear and detailed than ancient wall paintings. Just something to consider.
The Romans did that too. Turns out we only have their important books and some ruins today, which does tell us pretty much but not all about them.
justwitti unless our civilization collapses like the Roman's society did and we enter a world wide dark age it is likely the records we have will remain.
***** There's no way we could collapse like the Romans. I'm not sure if you're American, but just because America every gets nuked or whatever, there will still be plenty of records as to what our time was like for other countries. However, we aren't really any less likely to die from, say, an asteroid than the Romans (also we could probably prepare for it better)
***** Haha, ALL data? Geeze
Cough cough aztecs. Do you keep record of your bags of beans?
Newton' s flaming laser sword sounds like a item the final boss of a rpg uses.
Mom: *"Clean your room!"*
Me: _"I already did."_
Mom: *"Did the past really happen?"*
Not even close to 1000😅
Me: **Put the phone in my pocket**
My Brain: *Did the past really happen?*
Literally T_T i think Last Thursdayism isn't true tho. I believe the past happened.
@@leviackermannightcore you cant prove that tho
@@StealthKey How do you know that you can't prove that tho
@@QuidProQuo999 prove that it did happen
Me: writes an response to a comment.
My brain: *Did the past really happen?*
*NEWTONS FLAMING LASER SWORD*
ITS GONNA KILL US ALL
Was a weird name to give his penis but hey.... Who am i to judge, must've burned pretty bad when he pee'd!
Level 100000000 weapon.
Let me have one BTW I'm not GAY
Us wow that’s cool it was Ewoks
Future how haven’t I heard of the ancient Ewoks George lucas was smart
this really is a fantastic channel. all the years of grinding for him, when yt was the wild west. and he stayed the course even to now.
i can watch any of these videos and they're relevant.
michael vsauce is a likeable and trustworthy fellow
Saving the universe is our superpower! Who needs iron man or Captain America?
Im shaving the universe!
@@radi0sowithazero979 with the Occam razor
Sloths, assemble.
Im a hero! 😅
I'd explain to people why i'm so lazy but its too much effort.
XD
I'd make a comment that states something about how lazy I am in a funny manner, but that would be too much effort...
Programmed Persona
XD
Programmed Persona we are screwed.... well at least we are doing something right by saving the universe!!!!
XD
Thief: **steals**
Police: you are under arrest
Theif: did the past really happen??
Police: We got security cameras.
Thief: Well, *S**t.*
We like fortnite
Who is this theif guy
It's i before e except after c.
@@nickxenix with the advancements in deep fake technology can photo or video evidence still be considered as evidence?
*Vsauce music plays*
First time I’ve seen this channel and I’m already hooked. Great content very well presented!
Newton's Flaming Laser Sword sounds like a legendary weapon
Newton's everywhere
-50 philosopher intelligence
+60 Warm Apple Wedges
Kipa Yumiya yes u are right but it sounds like a weird art peace in a museum
Now available in supply drops
"Will your great-great-great-great grandkids know your name?"
I'm going to make a specific effort to learn my great-great-great-great grandparents names now.
Brendonian that's 64 names of just great great great great grandparents
It's very hard to track names especially if your family immigrated after the world wars. They changed ethnic names on paper to make names "American". So polish, Italian, German, Russian surnames got shortened or all the way changed upon entrance to the United States. It's not as easy as you think because it's like the entire family history disappeared once they came.
@@kristingallo2158 i know what you mean but not everyone is american lol
@@metalhead6783 no, there's other nations but most of the British and German and french kept their family records in tact because they weren't erased for Americanization purposes.
I'm Egyptian and my family has records going back 200 or so years. Also 6 previous generations of fathers stay in our names so...
You contribute to the heat death by existing.
Thanks for making me feel better about myself Michael
Vsauce will one day be among the ranks of Aristotle and Socrates.
"I'm not lazy, I'm just increasing the universe's lifespan"
"No need to thank me"
First
Title: Did the past really happen?
Start: Toto was credited Toto
Middle: Energy is always conserved
End: Sloth is a fountain of youth
Vsauce, a channel without tangents
Newton and his Laser Blade
Or is it?
Glad to know im not lazy like everyone says i am im just helping out the universe in the future by sitting here everyday
fat ass
Jeff omni no u
Jeff omni Lmao you don’t know them.
Uhm Ok Fuck You And Your Respect
Or do they?
*vsauce music*
NOW, DONT MOVE !
Remember seeing this video when it was very new, like under week old. Time really flies by. So cool, but very scary.
I'm not lazy, I'm saving the universe
Put that on a t-shirt
Maria Sayco to much energy will be used... go sleep!
Tell it to my wife... :)
Arek Postolski OH NO! WE ARE WASTING ENERGY BY TYPING THIS STUFFS. HOWS ABOUT WE ALL DIE TO CONSERVE THE UNIVERSE! or not. Won't happen in my life time
XD
I watch vsauce to go to sleep. Just thinking hurts my brain so much it just crashes and voila I sleep. Works like a charm.
Brilliant. 👏👏👏
But then forgets to charge phone
that sounds like a coma
Yo Sameee !!!
Pureu some of us are little more than a walking comatose.
Mom: Will you please clean your room today?
Me: I'm busy postponing the heat death of the universe, mom.
It is our duty to save our Quintillionth grandchildrens.
Hi busy postponing the heat death of the universe mom, im dad
@@Sallen000 fucc u
Rad1cal Thicc
Mom pulls out newtons flaming laser sword and hits you with facts how your not helping
9:27
“Are you serious right now bro?”
…
“Or am I?”
**Vsause music starts playing**
Teacher : Why aren't you participating in class?
Me : I'm postponing the heat death of out universe. You're welcome.
Bish u ThOuGHt lol not a good excuse lol
Yes
I'm going to use that
Bish rly
But...it was actually not me...DIO? Huh? You said it in a weird way man.
Parents: Why are you so lazy??
Me: *shut up I'm saving the universe*
Its disrespectful to talk to your parents like that.
@@mattsstuff907 its a joke
The Last Bueno Yes, but it's a joke. I don't think anyone would seriously speak to their parents in this manner.
@@mmymmy315 I know I was joking.
@@mattsstuff907 Your comments don't seem like a joke to me 😞
parents: stop lying around all day
me: im postponing the heat death of the universe
Omg yes lmao
bakkes toe
Was about to comment that xD
haha =)
+potitishogun2961997 same hahah
Fun fact: if you were to lay in bed your entire life, expend as little energy as possible and thus, contribute to entropy as little as possible, you would postpone the heat death of the universe by about 10^-50 seconds. The smallest meaningful unit of time is the Planck time, and it is 10^-43 seconds. The moral? Go out and have fun, contribute to entropy as much as possible because, to the universe, you are absolutely meaningless… entropy wise… :)
That's really interesting, thanks
Did Newton just invent a lightsaber?
Yes
Yeah, last Thursday.
Stunks
Stanks
Stenks
Stynks
Stinks
Stwinks
Sthinks
Stuquinks
@@small_SHOT *S t o n k s*
Sthunkistory
ME:Do you want something to eat?
Michael:But what exactly *IS* "something"
ME:I mean *something* that you like or something you had eaten in the *past* ...
Michael: *Did the past really happen???*
*(weird music starts at the background..)*
WRACKER 123 ROFL
WRACKER 123 that's exactly how I feel everytime I watch one Vsauce video
Alex G But what is a feeling?
Bill Anderson Bruhhhhhhhh
No one can escape curiosty in my BGM.
Me :hey man can i borrow your money
Friends : sure
Friend: ey man remember the money you borrowed from me yesterday ?
Me : *DID THE PAST REALLY HAPPEN*
😂
good one
😂
😂
good one
crazy that this video came out last thursday
2:01
Me: Laying in my bed
Me: the universe better write me in history books
hell yea
Ha😂
Highly unlikely
TheSpock23 really, it isn’t
I was your 420th like. I'll expect an award in the mail soon, thank you
Beginning of video-Did the past really happen
End of video- Laziness saves the world
TheRonnoc182 ikr
beginning of the video - terry's death !! how dare you invalidate toto's contribution to the eventual heat death of the universe
universe*
lol wys he changed the topic quick
TheRonnoc182 I find it annoying when he does that.
Imagine having vsauce as your science teacher
If my only grade that was bad was science, I would be in college by know
NightCrusher76 you’d need to pass English first
zRafb bhaih ki He students, Michael here, and as it turns out, I was never here
Mom, can I go to school today?
I would have actually got an A and actually attended😂
“If something cannot be settled by experiment, then it is not worthy of debate.”
-Vsauce
(Watches a vsauce video)
*You know, im something of scientist myself*
vsaus
Vsaus
@@sarah27767 r/wooooosh
@Emman024z34 YT r/itswooooshwith4os
Emman024z34 YT r/waaaaaaaahh
I'm not lazy. I'm saving the universe
+Rory Snow U ARE A SUPERHERO!!!
+Rory Snow I will join in you in your adventure of laziness!
+Peacerino Kripperino THE KRIPPERINOS ARE SPREADING! SOON THEY WILL BE EVERYWHERE!
+Rory Snow that's what I keep telling my boss!
That's a brilliant motto
Newton's Flaming Laser Blade.
Damn, science is Lit.(literally)
LITerally
yeah that's what the illuminati said
True Pug Lord period comes after the parentheses
That time when science is metal as fuck.
Einstein blocks Newton's attack with his relatively large shield
me three seconds after locking my front door:
Newton's flaming laser sword, that is just, I have no more words.
I wonder how much damage it deals
about 9000
scorched core 9000 damage in minecraft damage, Pokémon damage, call of duty damage, or any kind of damage? Because in some games 9000 damage isn't that much.
its an ultra rare drop, and can one hit kill everything lol
BBGaming&Tutorials ok,makes sense
Him: "Everything was created last thursday"
This video: "posted 5 years ago"
Or was it?
5 years was created last Thursday, or was it??
Maybe next year when you fall asleep on a thursday it will be rewritten to say 6 years ago 😎
@@Zelinkondorf damnnn, making me think
How many other lies have I been told by the council
mom: "you never do anything"
me: "I'm saving the universe"
Your profile picture matches perfecrly with your comment
Bro really makes me question life
Last Thursdayism, I had to study it for a school project last year, or was it *last thursday*
Aiden Andre
*vsauce music plays*
Your commented 5 months ago...... Or Last Thursday
i don't really get it though
what about if i asked you how many hours in a day
and make you write down a list of stuff you did every day. I let you write down all your actions that you can think of and put them then in that list by day. after you tell me you are done, i ask you about something about your past and see how many days would it had to pass in order for you to acomplish that.
what i'm trying to do is make you contradict your notion of time.
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ....u cannot contradict that theory... If it is true (i worry it never should be),it may be a possibility that whatever action you wrote in the past, was just a imagnary memory inserted in your and the creator of this world made the exact plot that is happening in your life, and every other people's lives, as well as he created the notes too in which you recorded your last months works actions, so that you think you noted it a month ago... But he created the universe last thursday....
@@adrianalexisoscar1369 ...i would suggest a movie named "the matrix" to you (NEVER MIND IF WATCHED) which would exactly tell what this theory implies if it came in order...
I remember watching a Ken Burn’s documentary about the civil war when I was younger, maybe 11? And watching it really cemented in me the importance of journaling as a way of keeping record for future generations. I’ve been an avid journaled ever since. I go chunks of time where I don’t journal, but every time something historically significant happens I journal about it and even include new paper clippings and photos if I can. I also use my journal to paint and draw as well. I hope someone in the future finds my journals and can get some kind of idea of what life was like when I was alive.
Thats really cool
how did you build this habit of journalising...after 2 months of it, i jutst lost focus and got lost in the road of life. any tips other than being consistent?
that's really admirable of you, genuinely. documenting history for future generations is cool af
The Samuel Pepys of our time! Well done! Hope what you wrote is interesting!
Love it
On my testament, I will write that I want, in my coffin with me, bones of different animals. So, when the archeologists in the future will dig me up, they will be all confused of past humans.
Don't encourage the slackers! :-P
Xisuma :D
McFly!
Hey, are you trying to end the universe sooner? How dare you!
Back to hermicraft!
Xisuma 👋