3 Disturbing TRUE Catfish/Internet Dating Horror Stories

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  • @BizzyD13
    @BizzyD13 9 років тому +293

    Of all the UA-camrs who read true scary stories, the reason why I like your stories the best is that they actually sound _true_, and a lot of the time, you even provide proof, such as pictures and/or new articles, of the stories being real.

    • @sirbiscuitlot9767
      @sirbiscuitlot9767 9 років тому +5

      He's a close second to Mr.Creepypasta who can sounds very convincing and sounds like a professional voice actor.

    • @TheEvilmonkey1216
      @TheEvilmonkey1216 9 років тому +16

      SirBiscuitLot I like Mr. Nightmare a tad better

    • @lordodin5755
      @lordodin5755 9 років тому +1

      i get that i like the guys voice he really has a way of pulling at least me into the story as if i was there

    • @teisukone342
      @teisukone342 9 років тому +3

      Lord Odin Damn it, Odin. Stop hanging people!!!!!

    • @WinterSteele
      @WinterSteele 9 років тому +4

      Neon Bones Agreed. Some supposedly "true stories" circulating around UA-cam seem fictitious as hell, but generally not those featured on this channel. Lazy Masquerade is a cut above the rest in that regard.

  • @JupiterSeesStars
    @JupiterSeesStars 9 років тому +1362

    What happens when two Catfishers meet up after they Catfish each other?

    • @luger4687
      @luger4687 9 років тому +78

      +Fancy Unicorn orgy

    • @nibbleswibbles
      @nibbleswibbles 9 років тому +12

      +Luger lol

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 8 років тому +125

      A fish fry

    • @AleksanderAaronHansen
      @AleksanderAaronHansen 8 років тому +107

      The catfish is a Common animal they can spot eachother in an instant, that would Never happen😂

    • @okamiinuzuka6270
      @okamiinuzuka6270 8 років тому +29

      +Aleksander AH the other part is to be smart about it. if someones asking for money or a meetup in an unusual place/ at an unusual time, i would think that would set off warning signs

  • @tamar7065
    @tamar7065 6 років тому +79

    Props to the girl's friend in the first story for recognizing abusive and manipulative behavior at such a young age. We don't prepare enough kids to stand up to that kind of shit.
    Now, in basically any other instance, threats of suicide and self-harm are serious and should be treated seriously. But in the context of someone making demands re: a relationship with you: if they say they're gonna slit their wrists, ignore the sorry fucker. Even if they aren't lying about having the impulse (which they almost always are) their mental health is their own issue that they have to deal with, and the alternative is giving up your entire existence to a controlling lil shit.

    • @brookem4904
      @brookem4904 6 років тому +5

      Tamar H. Amen to that! Funny, I thought the same thing. I had a flashback to when i was in high school and a friend was in an emotionally abusive relationship....i tried telling her it was abuse and to dump his sorry ass, she deserved better etc. and her response still bothers me today. She just looked at me completely baffled and said his behavior showed that he really loved her. WTF? so incredibly sad that so many young girls have this warped thinking.

    • @alexellis197
      @alexellis197 Рік тому +2

      @@brookem4904 It isn't just women that have that problem. I'm a guy that was stuck in an emotionally and psychologically abusive relationship. She kept me locked into it via threats of suicide. I didn't have a friend that recognized it, so I had to eventually get to that point myself. Eventually, I got out. She killed herself shortly after, blaming me in her suicide note. So, for anyone wondering, this is not isolated to any particular kind of person.

  • @rae7158
    @rae7158 9 років тому +89

    When he's describing the man at 17:37 with "red hair" I wanted him to finish the with "hand me down robes... he was a Weasley"

  • @Wishingwell51wondertard
    @Wishingwell51wondertard 8 років тому +751

    Young lady in the first story, if a man threatens to kill himself because you no longer want to be with him or talk to him then tell him you will happily serve as the Grim Reaper at his funeral and say "sayonara".

    • @DriscolDevil
      @DriscolDevil 5 років тому +20

      None of that makes any sense. You will be the grim reaper at their funeral? Do funerals generally have those?

    • @maryjanekitiona7544
      @maryjanekitiona7544 5 років тому +25

      🤣💀 I did this once and the dude stopped talking to me 💀

    • @daisialopez3441
      @daisialopez3441 5 років тому +3

      ima use this thank you😂😂😂

    • @Tacitus_BirchSaw
      @Tacitus_BirchSaw 4 роки тому +5

      Kinda fucked up

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 4 роки тому +14

      Some chick said that to me and I gave no fucks and told her to go right ahead, would be doing me a favor. Never heard from her again, coincidentally xD

  • @mateomarijic
    @mateomarijic 8 років тому +492

    Children, if somone is trying to flirt with you online, don't trust them. Learn something from this video.

  • @ButteredToast32
    @ButteredToast32 8 років тому +2028

    For once I feel glad I'm not attractive.

    • @littlegoots
      @littlegoots 8 років тому +197

      Hush, you're a beautiful toast.

    • @ButteredToast32
      @ButteredToast32 8 років тому +86

      lanni lette Daweh ^_^ well I think it's safe to say my toastiness isn't the only beautiful one in this conversation :3

    • @radicallsds6559
      @radicallsds6559 8 років тому +36

      HUSH MY BEAUTIFUL TOST! HUSSSH

    • @kianah8866
      @kianah8866 8 років тому +4

      +Buttered Toast yes.

    • @danimurphy5990
      @danimurphy5990 8 років тому +27

      I'm not attractive either! Let's just not be attractive together!

  • @missamieholly2313
    @missamieholly2313 2 роки тому +23

    The friend in the first story is amazing. She actually gave good advice and cared about her friend.

  • @Cyphynte
    @Cyphynte 8 років тому +1729

    Edit: Jesus fuck I was like 13 when I made this comment please stop replying lol. Keeping it up for posterity I suppose
    Dear people,
    If you're going to meet up a person from online, BRING A FRIEND.
    Please.
    Whoever sees this.
    If this happens to you and you decide to meet up bring someone.
    This may be common sense nowadays but still.

    • @rosagonzalez9644
      @rosagonzalez9644 8 років тому +56

      wolfdragon productions™ or meet at a public place

    • @Cyphynte
      @Cyphynte 8 років тому +26

      Even that could end badly.
      Well, depending on what happens next, anyway.

    • @rosagonzalez9644
      @rosagonzalez9644 8 років тому +7

      No because people are there 😂

    • @Cyphynte
      @Cyphynte 8 років тому +6

      I'm talking about if you left in the same car or something.

    • @thatvampirelorraine
      @thatvampirelorraine 8 років тому +8

      yeah the best friend yo can a blade

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +404

    A video to start your weekend off in style. Don't forget to subscribe for more! Also, check out Anthony's artwork via the links in the description. Stay spooky!
    ~ LM.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +5

      ***** 2.5, aha. Sometimes it's 3, sometimes it's 2.

    • @birdiec
      @birdiec 9 років тому +1

      How do you get all your video ideas? There just so original! Thank You

    • @Redsoxking
      @Redsoxking 9 років тому +1

      Lazy Masquerade Your're a girl? lol

    • @knifeunboxer2474
      @knifeunboxer2474 9 років тому +1

      Your channel is awesome

    • @ittouchedmynuts
      @ittouchedmynuts 9 років тому +2

      You've replied to me on Twitter before and now I'm scared of being catfished again o.o I have my own story but these are seriously messed up. I am willing to prove who I am lol but seriously the world is something else huh?

  • @MrChase115
    @MrChase115 4 роки тому +80

    Been watching a lot of Lazy lately and noticed all these rapist and murderers have the same essentials in their toolkits:
    1) Rope
    2) Duct Tape
    3) Big Ass Knife

  • @SnowyWolborg
    @SnowyWolborg 9 років тому +25

    A friend of mine was going to hook up with a girl he met on a dating site. He went to her "house", and surprise, she looked exactly like her photos. But when my friend went into the bathroom, a guy with a sawed off shotgun held him up and robbed him for the little amount of money he had. And the girl was in on it. They got away but were arrested when others came forth and revealed the girl pulled the same shit on them. But the weird thing was, it was always at different houses.

  • @galaxxii1819
    @galaxxii1819 8 років тому +217

    I see you hiding in the comments. Get back up there.

  • @low-keydrama1260
    @low-keydrama1260 5 років тому +33

    Y’all if anyone uses the “I thought you loved me.” or use the whole suicide/self-harm threat thing to get you to do or say something that you don’t want to do, LEAVE IMMEDIATELY.
    Block them. Don’t even tell them good bye. Just get out of there. Take pictures in case of evidence, and just get out of there before it gets worse.

  • @ENJvideo
    @ENJvideo 8 років тому +260

    These photos are so creepy and they have nothing to do with the stories like whyyyy

  • @curzy3669
    @curzy3669 9 років тому +165

    Your voice....its...its majestic c: *-*

    • @palmujoni
      @palmujoni 9 років тому

      Just Curzy Yup.

    • @ramenking2506
      @ramenking2506 9 років тому +9

      I would drag my balls through a mile of shared glass just to sniff a chair he farted on in elementary school

    • @kristianmorrow3417
      @kristianmorrow3417 9 років тому +2

      +Judd Flora, lol what is wrong with you,

    • @TheALPHA1550
      @TheALPHA1550 9 років тому

      Just Curzy Just because of his accent?

    • @KossolaxtheForesworn
      @KossolaxtheForesworn 9 років тому

      +Just Curzy you should check out Malcom (the co-worker of Daug Walker/NC) he does audio books. and his read of IT was creepy as fuck.

  • @mczjezzle983
    @mczjezzle983 8 років тому +324

    i wonder what will happen when a catfish meets a catfish lol

    • @mczjezzle983
      @mczjezzle983 8 років тому +3

      Will Minor hahaha

    • @hexidexy
      @hexidexy 8 років тому +4

      Jkm Molino Find people thogether

    • @mczjezzle983
      @mczjezzle983 8 років тому +1

      Sebastian Nudel scary 😱

    • @tylerlong75
      @tylerlong75 7 років тому +1

      Mcz Jezzle 😂

    • @cindyvs
      @cindyvs 7 років тому +3

      Omg lol

  • @laynewilkerson4055
    @laynewilkerson4055 8 років тому +528

    that moment when you use to roleplay................. but really everyone lied on there sooo idk how she fell for that

    • @user-be7un7sp5q
      @user-be7un7sp5q 6 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 4 роки тому +26

      Dunno, I was in a guild in WoW for 2 years who were convinced I was a girl, which got me free stuff lol People will believe anything and you don't even have to put that much effort into it xD

    • @SuperBubblyme
      @SuperBubblyme 4 роки тому +13

      She was also 16 so that's probably how she fell for that lol.

    • @nyxian-
      @nyxian- 4 роки тому +13

      She is also sensitive about herself, big factor

    • @80000V
      @80000V 4 роки тому +6

      Those RP days lol! There was a chat room that was like Rhyden(?) tavern that I was always in on AOL Chats. I actually got a funny story from that. Back in 2008 a friend of mine told me that she recommended me to some dude in my town that was looking to find a vocalist for his band. She set up for us to meet at a Stop & Shop. I agreed and met the dude at the store who was this little malnourished looking dude wearing eye liner and the clothes you'd expect from a generic local emo dude of that time. We go to his house which turned out to be like 5 minutes from mine and we do the whole jam thing and trying out different songs with his band members. I was a little annoyed cause this dude was acting like he was too cool for school and decided to leave but asked for his AIM name so we can keep in touch and he tells me his name is ZeroKid and a few numbers. When I see that name my brain just starts going into overtime, the wheels start turning and I flash back to 2001/2002 when I was in middle school and RPing heavy. I know this name.. I talked to this person every single day for hours until like 04, 05, we were really good friends online through those years. One thing was off though because Zerokid### was a girl that lived in Cali and this is a dude in Mass. I just chuckled and said "oh shit" he looks at me like "What's up?" And I just looked at him smiling and said "I thought you were a girl" he was just like what?? Everything got awkward.. It was him, me, my girlfriend, his girlfriend and his band makes like huh? I asked him where he was from originally, and his girl said he was from Cali then I told him my old Aim name lol then he figured it out. This dude had moved from Cali the year before and he was that girl I use to talk to and when cybered with way back in the day. That son of a bitch tricked me. We all laughed about it when I was leaving, but we never spoke again. It's a small world lol.

  • @lemmythebulldog8812
    @lemmythebulldog8812 5 років тому +89

    I caught a catfish once...
    When I went fishing with my friend in Louisiana. It tasted great beer batter fried :)

  • @samanthahagen2371
    @samanthahagen2371 8 років тому +22

    The begging made me cry....
    I can't stand scary visuals...
    WHY DO I HAVE TO BE ADDICTED TO YOUR STORY TELLING WHY LAZY WHY?????!??!??

    • @prettyinpinky5937
      @prettyinpinky5937 6 років тому +1

      Samantha Hagen what begging? Who was begging?

    • @kari7403
      @kari7403 6 років тому

      @@prettyinpinky5937 maybe they meant beginning?

  • @kashinimeyo
    @kashinimeyo 5 років тому +12

    Always meet in a public place- no matter how “well” you know them and especially no matter “how well” you know yourself, meaning don’t go somewhere private to meet someone even if you think you can hold your own.
    Pro tip: movies still aren’t public. Go to a cafe. I’ve gone to the movies with someone I met online and was touched inappropriately once the lights turned down after knowing this guy for all of 30 minutes in person. Even after saying no- he continued. Only when I called my mother to pick me up (I was 15 at the time) and hid in the bathroom, was I able to get away.

    • @glennt69lol
      @glennt69lol 3 роки тому +2

      @@emmaisalone that's terrible, I hope you aren't still feeling like that, you are the innocent victim, you shouldn't feel silly for the actions of a evil person.

  • @nobody2996
    @nobody2996 8 років тому +681

    ''Because I'm a nice person...''
    A.K.A
    ''Because I'm an idiot..."

  • @seambunthayarat4370
    @seambunthayarat4370 8 років тому +196

    the first image omg that make my night ruined

  • @empressmarowynn
    @empressmarowynn 5 років тому +22

    My abusive ex stalked me online for years. Luckily he couldn't find me physically but the last time he tried to contact me through Facebook he threatened to kill himself if I wouldn't take him back. I told him go ahead because I don't care and changed all my social media once again. I haven't heard from him in over a year, so either I was able to hide better this time or he finally gave up. People, if your ex threatens to kill themself over you DO NOT take them back. This is horrific manipulation. If you genuinely think they will do it call emergency services and they will take care of it. Do not feel guilty, it is not your fault. You are not responsible for a grown adult's decisions.

  • @ZacSpears
    @ZacSpears 9 років тому +649

    the first picture looks like my mum when she wakes me up in the middle of the night --'

  • @cannibalcatgirl
    @cannibalcatgirl 9 років тому +9

    i wish id had a friend like in story 1 to tell me it was wrongful behavior... people on the internet are sick... never let people manipulate you no matter how lonely you are.

  • @cynthiaaguilar2253
    @cynthiaaguilar2253 8 років тому +69

    Is it just me but I love hearing these while falling asleep

    • @jjinx5407
      @jjinx5407 6 років тому +2

      Me too. I love scary stories. My man doesnt like it.

    • @BlanBonco
      @BlanBonco Рік тому +1

      Yeah but what do you dream about

  • @mehrankhan5619
    @mehrankhan5619 8 років тому +104

    i watch these just to make myself feel better about being single

  • @angreif
    @angreif 8 років тому +613

    "please note, this first story is from a female's perspective.
    I was a 16 year old girl."
    How necessary was that first part, exactly?

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +394

      Trust me, without that opening line all I get is a comment section full of "if you're a girl, why do you sound like a man?"

    • @angreif
      @angreif 8 років тому +79

      ... Hadn't thought of that. Fair.

    • @madcanner9022
      @madcanner9022 8 років тому +41

      +Lazy Masquerade come on, those comments are always hilarious!!!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +139

      Michelle Lubben Not after the billionth time man xD

    • @esmesuccubusofficial
      @esmesuccubusofficial 8 років тому +62

      considering how stupid people are, pretty necessary. if he hadn't put the note, people would be like "but you're a guy" "why are you lying about your gender?"

  • @kristal4223
    @kristal4223 8 років тому +34

    seems odd that the guy in last story "couldn't even recall Stevens real name" but somehow is able to attach legal documents and prison photos.

    • @aerieleah533
      @aerieleah533 6 років тому +8

      kristalEyez 4223 in an update yes. I imagine he tried to forget it and may have also kept it offline to keep his own identity offline. If he said "his name was *****" then anyone with internet access may have been able to learn his identity.

  • @0retro0
    @0retro0 8 років тому +78

    every story:
    "it still scares me to this day"

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +13

      well I'd be traumatized too.

    • @0retro0
      @0retro0 8 років тому +9

      true.
      but everyone uses the same phrase. :T

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому

      Will A. B. Yeah I get ya

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 4 роки тому +5

      it's better than "and that's still the biggest cock I've ever seen."

    • @draxen3337
      @draxen3337 4 роки тому +1

      @@mackhomie6 oh god XD

  • @thegayghost872
    @thegayghost872 8 років тому +231

    Netflix and death.

  • @perkygoth830
    @perkygoth830 8 років тому +486

    Me: *starts video*
    *three seconds in*
    *sees face*
    "FuCCKCKCKC THIS I'M OUT"

    • @zaina4864
      @zaina4864 8 років тому +7

      min yoongiiiiiiiii

    • @perkygoth830
      @perkygoth830 8 років тому +2

      jimin no jimout yyyyaaaaasss >w< ARMY, hi~

    • @taehyungki9050
      @taehyungki9050 8 років тому +2

      Carrie Miller armys!!!

    • @perkygoth830
      @perkygoth830 8 років тому +2

      +Taehyung Kim ヾ(。>w

    • @jess-le7en
      @jess-le7en 8 років тому +1

      LMAO me rn😂

  • @katherine5279
    @katherine5279 9 років тому +10

    I love all these true horror stories, it kind of makes you more aware of the dangers of humans in the world :)

  • @kennyl6132
    @kennyl6132 9 років тому +620

    good thing im always alone on valentines day
    hah...
    hah...
    hah...
    hah...
    ;-;

  • @CreeparoniTime
    @CreeparoniTime 8 років тому +161

    these make me grateful I got the online instant message thing out of my system by 2003.. xD

  • @JayGaming360
    @JayGaming360 9 років тому +17

    Just finished watching every video on this channel.

  • @dirt6315
    @dirt6315 8 років тому +92

    In role-playing I have a few "boyfriends" they only last like an hour or so, depends on my internet connection. This is why I never have a actual internet boyfriend.

    • @stevenl1706
      @stevenl1706 8 років тому +43

      Lol that made me laugh when you said "depends on my internet connection." 😂😂😂

    • @DJSCRMNGHST
      @DJSCRMNGHST 6 років тому +1

      Raptard I'll be your online bf....😂😂what's your snap😂

    • @nalukanhai5262
      @nalukanhai5262 6 років тому +5

      @@DJSCRMNGHST
      lmao nobody even replied

    • @calculuswalulu7560
      @calculuswalulu7560 4 роки тому +2

      @Kaos Grey Wrong. Roleplaying is gay af.

    • @oluftheexplorer9476
      @oluftheexplorer9476 4 роки тому +3

      @@calculuswalulu7560 Be that as it may, I have gotten several mounts out of it in WoW, along with gold, free stuff and so on. So I couldn't care less, it's worth it pretending to be a girl and being convincing enough to pull it off xD

  • @Fleja
    @Fleja 8 років тому +52

    This video was more sad than it was scary

  • @coreygarland5715
    @coreygarland5715 3 роки тому +3

    Lazy Masquerade and Mr.Nightmare are two of the best horror story tellers on UA-cam

  • @Galgorithm
    @Galgorithm 9 років тому +6

    "i cried for 2 days which is forever in teen girl time" is the most relatable statement ive heard today

  • @jenniferwold1005
    @jenniferwold1005 4 роки тому +1

    I love this channel for the reason that he shows pictures and other links to help capture all of the story. Also he updates stories if new information comes out. My favorite scary story channel

  • @legalisecrack
    @legalisecrack 9 років тому +40

    7:17 This man is John...... CENAAAAAAA DUN DUN NU NUUUUUUUU

  • @crsh2007
    @crsh2007 5 років тому +24

    "The woman in the photos was very attractive..." I look up to my screen and see a person in a dress wearing a bunny mask O.o LOL I couldn't stop laughing! And I think he meant "Ta-CO-ma, Washington" not "Tacama"...???

    • @mackhomie6
      @mackhomie6 4 роки тому +1

      loads of these stories are from Washington for some reason

    • @GG-xk8nd
      @GG-xk8nd 2 роки тому

      Same! He had me dying with his pronunciation of Tacoma. 😂

  • @flightfulcondor8606
    @flightfulcondor8606 8 років тому +2

    The images you use always creep me the hell out Lazy. Good job!

  • @WormyHorror
    @WormyHorror 9 років тому +75

    I'm going to save this for nighttime to see if I'm brave enough to watch it then. Wish me luck :/

    • @AwesomeNickGaming
      @AwesomeNickGaming 9 років тому +7

      It's 12:04 AM here. The first picture of that face tripled my heartbeat

    • @cannibalistickiwii8964
      @cannibalistickiwii8964 9 років тому

      AwesomeNickGaming Its 23:15 here when i watched this and i feel fine. Have i earned my cookie yet?

    • @AwesomeNickGaming
      @AwesomeNickGaming 9 років тому

      CannibalisticKiwii Yes. *passes cookie through screen*

    • @TheStockyboy2000
      @TheStockyboy2000 9 років тому

      1:29am here lol. Heart rate is somewhere over 9000?

    • @ryanherer5673
      @ryanherer5673 9 років тому

      +Adam Stockbridge. DBZ reference, that sounds like something Krillin would say about being scared.

  • @amuricuh6143
    @amuricuh6143 9 років тому +166

    all alone and watching :D no fucks given.

  • @jsmommy9804
    @jsmommy9804 8 років тому +4

    Just as creepy in the light of day as they are at night. Great job on these videos.

  • @natalia6273
    @natalia6273 8 років тому +46

    THAT INTRO SACRED ME SOOOO MUCH HELLLLLP

  • @FENUKINA
    @FENUKINA 9 років тому +125

    I'm home alone. It's midnight.
    TIME TO WATCH SOME SCARY STORIES HUEHUE

    • @bryanrobledo1296
      @bryanrobledo1296 9 років тому

      ***** yas

    • @TheRagingArcherHD
      @TheRagingArcherHD 9 років тому

      I'm not the only one! It's actually relaxing

    • @chromeheart5938
      @chromeheart5938 9 років тому

      +Twinkie Doge doge

    • @CookieStealer559
      @CookieStealer559 9 років тому

      +Robin ルフレ huehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuhuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueueehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueuehuehuehuehuehuehuehuheuehuehuheuheuheuheuheueue

    • @SlushyAJ-ef1id
      @SlushyAJ-ef1id 9 років тому

      robin don't give a fuck

  • @kathrynwogberg7516
    @kathrynwogberg7516 8 років тому +7

    I've done a lot of searching online but was always too chicken to actually meet anyone in person! Ironically I re-met the love of my life on POF, but only because I already knew him through mutual friends, so I knew he wasn't a crazy person. Always be careful!

  • @imissuloveli5732
    @imissuloveli5732 8 років тому +142

    Hi welcome to comment section! Here we got cookies, warm milk, and cozy pillows! No need to look at the pictures, or go fullscreen!

    • @freshmnms7639
      @freshmnms7639 8 років тому +4

      Thank you, Oops I Spilled my Orange Juice 🍊🍊🍊🍊 And My Pizza🍕🍕🍕🍕🍕

    • @jessicatrey35
      @jessicatrey35 8 років тому +3

      Can people sing/read me to sleep after I wake up from a nightmare? 😂😭

    • @imissuloveli5732
      @imissuloveli5732 8 років тому +2

      Jessica Trey
      Of course!
      *sings*

    • @enevy3165
      @enevy3165 8 років тому +1

      Thank you, don't mind if I join you! XD

    • @eddiexander7970
      @eddiexander7970 8 років тому +3

      +IMissULoveli *When you realize that everything is poisoned*

  • @Mothwing24
    @Mothwing24 9 років тому +27

    I went on a chatroom once and some guy private messaged me. I don't want to say everything, but basically he asked me if I wanted to eat him. He also called it "tropical meat that God has blessed".

  • @JenniferCrawford1982
    @JenniferCrawford1982 8 років тому +4

    I had no clue there was a channel like this!!! I'm STOKED!!! Keep the scaries coming!! 👍🏼👍🏼🤗💜

  • @canyousuckmyducksong5545
    @canyousuckmyducksong5545 9 років тому +7

    Hello lazybro :)
    I know that you've probably have heard this a 100 times before, but.
    I really just wanna let you know, that your voice is 110% made for this! and, theres alot of other people out there, reading stories too.. but your voice is simply the best for this! And Please bro, im begging you! Please keep doing these stories man! I Fuckin' love them! And im damn sure alot of other people do aswell!
    Youre doing a truely great job, really appreciate it.
    Sorry for my english - Greeting's and best wishes from Denmark =)

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +3

      Aww, thanks Ducky! That means a lot :)

  • @detectivepigeon8699
    @detectivepigeon8699 8 років тому +141

    Note to self, dont watch horror story videos before bed....

    • @ven4316
      @ven4316 8 років тому

      Ikr

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +3

      or worse in bed at midnight
      ._.

    • @ven4316
      @ven4316 8 років тому +1

      Hells MusicBox True

    • @detectivepigeon8699
      @detectivepigeon8699 8 років тому +3

      Hahahaha... well, good thing my parents' bed is comfortable.. I'll be there alot ._.

    • @ven4316
      @ven4316 8 років тому

      Allison Mercer 😂

  • @thomaspatnode7053
    @thomaspatnode7053 6 років тому

    I love how you use the cut-the-music to add tension, and I love it every time you do it, aaannnddd I love that you don't overuse it. Keep being awesome.

  • @SwanseaHenry
    @SwanseaHenry 9 років тому +16

    None of these stories will be as horrifying as my exam results.

  • @lala-chii3213
    @lala-chii3213 8 років тому +3

    I can't understand why people think it is "embarrassing" when you got harass, especially when children are involved. Such a story happened to a friend of my sister. Where she lived was kind older man who the family was friendly with and he turned there trust against them. The young Girl (I believe she was 4) told her Mom that the man undress her. When my sister asked her friend what she do against the man, she replied that they move and don't press charge against him, because she didn't want her child to suffer more from it. My sister almost explode there and said to her: "Right let the next family with children live here and he can do more harm. Great idea." she never did anything and I don't know if more happened but I hope not.

  • @anonymousperson9176
    @anonymousperson9176 8 років тому +253

    wtf an add poped up talking about condoms 😂😂😂😂

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +1

      I got same XD

    • @anonymousperson9176
      @anonymousperson9176 8 років тому

      Hells MusicBox yah lol Idk yyy it's weird lmao 😂😂😂

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +1

      anonymous person it made me less scared of the video XD

    • @anonymousperson9176
      @anonymousperson9176 8 років тому +1

      Hells MusicBox yah same it made me burst out laughing lol

    • @TheNocturnalOracle
      @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +1

      anonymous person I made a comment on it on another video but half way through a stalker video I got a Kodak ad.. magically placed ads rule XD

  • @keiehs
    @keiehs 8 років тому +71

    To all the people who are on mobile, ya'll are the real mvps

  • @stormygirl84
    @stormygirl84 3 роки тому +2

    I feel so weird about this. I actually met my husband on a dating site. I've recommended it to friends because things went so well for us. We've been together almost 14 years, and married 11 next weekend. It creeps me out that I had such a positive experience, while others have had very, very bad experiences.

    • @mommy2libras
      @mommy2libras 2 роки тому +1

      Why? It's no different than anything else- restaurants, salons, doctors, etc. One person has a great experience and another has a bad experience. Hell, millions of people get simple outpatient procedures every year- endoscopy, biopsy, ablation, colonoscopy, etc- with zero issues and yet a few people have gone to the same facilities, had the same doctor and gotten the same procedure and not have it end well at all.

  • @michellemanolakis7609
    @michellemanolakis7609 8 років тому +11

    The day I run out of your videos to watch, I won't know what to do with my life or not know what to listen to at work. You make horror fucking insane, I love the pictures it makes the channel more unique than the other channels :D thank you and keep up the good work :)

  • @tornadokitten4776
    @tornadokitten4776 8 років тому +12

    I have a scary story.
    One night I was on my iPad to watch Mr Nightmare and then there was no wifi

  • @oeas8389
    @oeas8389 4 роки тому

    I’ve met many great people online and it’s easy to find out who’s a creep or not. Them being too clingy, too manipulative, too possessive even though you aren’t close enough could be a sign they’re a creep. There’s always an option to google reverse their selfies if you feel suspicious about them

  • @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl
    @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl 8 років тому +28

    Let's go to Tack-uh-muh guys!!!! 😂😂😂 It's pronounced Tuh-cOma, but thats alright

    • @shizzleblitz
      @shizzleblitz 7 років тому

      Emi W. Woooooooh !!!! Road trip !

  • @lilypink1592
    @lilypink1592 8 років тому +21

    The beginning tho😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😮😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😯😦😦😦😦😦😦😧😧😧😧😵😵😵😵😵😵

  • @roxyflowerchildofgod2571
    @roxyflowerchildofgod2571 8 років тому +1

    I really like the way you tell the stories and the artwork is amazing!

  • @lilliankelly4106
    @lilliankelly4106 8 років тому +90

    Why so many scary ass pictures, Jesus

  • @bryancreed7413
    @bryancreed7413 5 років тому +11

    "His finger were like iron."
    I think I know why

  • @kari7403
    @kari7403 6 років тому +1

    Thanks for this collection of stories! I know its an older video but I still enjoyed it! Thanks a ton, Lazy M!!!

  • @froyingur945
    @froyingur945 9 років тому +5

    Love these videos man keep it up

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +4

      Maniac Gaming Thanks a lot, I shall :)

  • @djdeath4318
    @djdeath4318 5 років тому +22

    role playing is like catfishing but letting the person know you are before hand

  • @Clownkhitty
    @Clownkhitty 5 років тому +1

    I LOVE listening to your videos while I’m drawing. Your voice is so soothing! I also listen while playing Minecraft lol

  • @wheatzies
    @wheatzies 8 років тому +37

    "Number 3..." *ad pops up*

    • @user-be7un7sp5q
      @user-be7un7sp5q 6 років тому +1

      Noooooooo

    • @tayasmr4906
      @tayasmr4906 5 років тому

      this happened to me and i had the volume all the way up and my phone up to my ear fml

    • @tinyscar
      @tinyscar 3 роки тому

      Thats the scariest story!

  • @famkedegroot7915
    @famkedegroot7915 9 років тому +4

    Thanks man for another great vid they really make my day (let's say night)

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  9 років тому +1

      famke de groot No worries, glad you enjoy them!

  • @zombie_queen9336
    @zombie_queen9336 9 років тому

    I'm starting to like these videos a lot. Eating snacks and listening to creepy stories. I seem to be doing a lot of that lately. I really can't wait until things get straightened out at work so we can get our hours back, but I might enjoy doing this on my days off...I must be pretty bored.

  • @sergiomuniz4121
    @sergiomuniz4121 9 років тому +882

    I have a scary story...
    High School

    • @MrNevilPinto
      @MrNevilPinto 9 років тому +19

      Really? That's your idea of scary? Buddy you got a surprise coming when you become an adult

    • @TNTLLYftw
      @TNTLLYftw 9 років тому +10

      +MrNevilPinto working 40 hours a week with overtime and not having any time off to see your friends and family and just working for rent and food. true horror

    • @Egg1108
      @Egg1108 9 років тому +2

      Jordan wernette ill tell you something scary telling your boss that you are quitting the job, or asking for a raise

    • @justaguywholikesanime9555
      @justaguywholikesanime9555 9 років тому +6

      Highschool is nothing compared to college, real-life responsobilities, and working to the bones 'til your nothing but a shriveled old man.

    • @thomasbaron5367
      @thomasbaron5367 9 років тому +1

      I have a true scary story...the inside of my ass

  • @cassofish
    @cassofish 6 років тому

    That fade-in at 12:00 scared the shit out of me. I inhaled a piece of pizza and nearly choked.
    Might have to reconsider watching these at meals if I actually watch instead of just listen.. BUT great work as always, Lazy. Still haven't heard a story/narration on this channel that didn't make me paranoid or my skin crawl.

  • @hellabandzbigballinnn7287
    @hellabandzbigballinnn7287 8 років тому +44

    How would you cry over someone if you've never even see their face

    • @tashm8001
      @tashm8001 8 років тому

      exactly

    • @aileenrosario253
      @aileenrosario253 7 років тому +12

      only if you knew

    • @StillbornGravity
      @StillbornGravity 5 років тому

      he said she was given pictures of himself, tho it wasnt really him.

    • @thesabster4573
      @thesabster4573 5 років тому +2

      Getting emotionally attached to em.

    • @ellishale2523
      @ellishale2523 4 роки тому +1

      Are you implying blind people can’t form emotional attachments? Lol. You can become deeply emotionally attached to someone through conversation.

  • @ButterflyBird
    @ButterflyBird 8 років тому +19

    why the eyeball video

  • @anonymousdoggo1316
    @anonymousdoggo1316 8 років тому +2

    You have an amazing story telling voice!

  • @celesemmerson2823
    @celesemmerson2823 8 років тому +33

    Oh my god, can you not with the pictures? Lol, I can't turn them off on mobile and it's killing me too look at. Too creepy for me! xD

  • @vibrantlps428
    @vibrantlps428 8 років тому +30

    Who else feels safer down here?

    • @lunamoon8750
      @lunamoon8750 8 років тому

      me its better than seeing scarecrow man i dont mind the listenibng but plz dont put me through that

    • @jessicatrey35
      @jessicatrey35 8 років тому +3

      Me but I'm on my cell phone so I still see the pictures 😭😭😭

    • @samuelthestranger12
      @samuelthestranger12 8 років тому

      +Jessica Trey Same the feels

  • @Justatransgal23
    @Justatransgal23 4 роки тому

    That last story, man I felt that. I am honestly in that same boat but thankfully my mom is supportive. Stories like that help me stay away from Tinder and stuff. I don't wanna be a body on the 5 o'clock news

  • @TheNocturnalOracle
    @TheNocturnalOracle 8 років тому +7

    that first picture (video?) scared the shit out of me..

  • @jan-mg5ug
    @jan-mg5ug 6 років тому +6

    The first one hit me hard. Sad how my story is almost like hers except I didnt show him sexual photos and he never found me, although he had asked for my address way too many times. Still hurts

  • @dear_ibby1193
    @dear_ibby1193 9 років тому +1

    For some reason listening to this is becoming rather soothing... I think i just happen to enjoy your voice.

  • @andymathews3861
    @andymathews3861 8 років тому +4

    you are so good at narrating i love when you do that shit where you stop the background noise and then say something all dramatic its somme good shit that goood good

  • @commentguy330
    @commentguy330 9 років тому +591

    I have a real horror story. Click read more if you want nightmares.
    One night.... I was on my computer... and...(sob)... There was no WIFI

  • @bugstomper123
    @bugstomper123 3 роки тому +1

    Just in regards to the first story, if ANYONE wants to video chat, but then says that they can't be seen on camera for some reason and won't even voice chat with you, you should IMMEDIATELY be suspicious. NEVER send to do anything sexual on camera for these people (or at all really. You don't know where those images will end up. Definitely don't want those things floating around, it can really screw your life up). That story had so many red flags. First rule of internet safety: Be extra suspicious of people you meet online.

  • @charliesands188
    @charliesands188 4 роки тому +3

    Kyra: "My boyfriend is older. My boyfriend makes me eat syrupy pancakes while he watches from a distant window. My boyfriend's crazy"

  • @spritepepsi5432
    @spritepepsi5432 8 років тому +3

    The only time anything like this happened to me, I was 13-14 and was being catfished by my sister's boyfriend at the time at the request of my mom to teach me about not giving information to people I didn't know online. Since I have anxiety, it traumatized the fuck out of me and to this day, I'm really careful about who can see things on my Facebook and all my fb friends are people I've know in real life or actually met

  • @coreygarland5715
    @coreygarland5715 2 роки тому +2

    I like how atmospheric these stories feel makes me think of horror movies and halloween

  • @tonyflamingo8048
    @tonyflamingo8048 7 років тому +53

    I have a scary story
    One time I ordered a pizza with pepperoni and they gave me the vegerterian option

  • @sanriohoe118
    @sanriohoe118 8 років тому +10

    Bruh the fucking beginning scared the shit out of me

  • @narrowstairs7
    @narrowstairs7 4 роки тому +2

    ugh that first one hit way too hard, at least the abusive online relationship part. some of the shit mentioned gave me absolute chilla

  • @brittanyapplegate6940
    @brittanyapplegate6940 8 років тому +9

    Ugh, okay. I need help finding a video that I THINK is on this channel. It's similar to this and there's a story in it about a guy who meets this girl online and she starts stalking him. She hacks into his webcam and turns it on and she says something along the lines of "I can see her in your fucking bed." It's one of the last stories in the video, but I can't remember if it's on this channel or not.

  • @blueclawoflunarclan4479
    @blueclawoflunarclan4479 8 років тому +72

    Welcome to the comment section! You are safe here :)

  • @omarbermudez7881
    @omarbermudez7881 7 років тому

    Just found out about your channel, i was looking for scary reddit stories and i found them, excellent job! you got yourself a new fan