3 Disturbing True 2CHAN Stories - Winter Special

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  • @cincylaw14
    @cincylaw14 8 років тому +1469

    The Akasuki story is one of the more intense ones you've had. Wow.

    • @mcgil8891
      @mcgil8891 6 років тому +8

      Joshua Burns ikr

    • @sicarii545
      @sicarii545 6 років тому +24

      where can i find an article on this? i really want to know more about what happened after@@mcgil8891

    • @mattj1829
      @mattj1829 5 років тому +69

      Ned Flanders because it’s probably bullshit - entertaining nonetheless

    • @janitor8884
      @janitor8884 4 роки тому +21

      Its obviously fake, high school girls arent gang members.

    • @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf
      @FIRSTNAMELASTNAME-zt4kf 4 роки тому +2

      "Grudge blues" starts playing.

  • @Lurker1979
    @Lurker1979 8 років тому +522

    Akasuki, man what a heart wrenching tale. As someone who was bullied like crazy. I feel for that story.

    • @annasghost1905
      @annasghost1905 4 роки тому +3

    • @alexzanderschwieger9938
      @alexzanderschwieger9938 2 роки тому +1

      Same here bud. Um...let's say I handled my situation much differently....they didn't win fist a cuffs....

    • @OopsIDidItAgainUh
      @OopsIDidItAgainUh 6 місяців тому +1

      I hope that the chestnut hair bully got psychiatric help too because no matter how young she was, the kind of bullying she did is beyond gruesome. No kid in their right mind would do such stuff.

  • @joejr620
    @joejr620 8 років тому +1649

    So the bully from the first story got murdered with a pen? Ah sweet, sweet justice.

    • @yessica6104
      @yessica6104 8 років тому +108

      I doubt she was murdered. Probably lost an eyeball or so but not her life.

    • @joejr620
      @joejr620 8 років тому +56

      emojis gave me depression well that's the impression I got anyways. Then again, it would be pretty hard to kill someone with a pen

    • @yessica6104
      @yessica6104 8 років тому +47

      +joe turner Plus, it was in a classroom. They were surrounded by the girls violent friends and a teacher was probably there.

    • @christophercombs7561
      @christophercombs7561 8 років тому +102

      joe turner if you catch someone in that fat artery in our necks I'm sure a pen would be sufficient to kill someone she did say there was a ton of blood

    • @christophercombs7561
      @christophercombs7561 8 років тому +11

      Panda that wouldn't fly you destroy the brain or the zombie will get ya

  • @gemharris1114
    @gemharris1114 7 років тому +780

    "He slowly walked towards me..." *story ends*
    *intense screaming*

    • @Razhali
      @Razhali 5 років тому +30

      Mr. Ito: *Strangles* "(YOU DARE MAKE FUN OF ME IN CLASS LITTLE BOY?!) YOU DARE KILL MY FISH LITTLE BOY?!?!"
      Students: "MISS DORITO (Mr. Ito) DON'T! KILLING IS WRONG!" they say as they pull the kinf Miss. Dorito (Mr. Ito) off the young boy.
      Mr. Ito: "Fine, fine. Well, his life is ruined anyway. He might as well be as good as dead," Mr. Ito scuffs.

    • @NeiasaurusCreations
      @NeiasaurusCreations 4 роки тому +16

      @@Razhali ??

    • @aaronjames3228
      @aaronjames3228 3 роки тому +5

      @@Razhali uh what

    • @Razhali
      @Razhali 3 роки тому +7

      @@NeiasaurusCreations idk it was a skit prob an alternative to the story in the vid or a monologue. *shrugs*

    • @Razhali
      @Razhali 3 роки тому +5

      @@aaronjames3228 it's a skit and miss Dorito is the student's nickname for the teacher I guess. It was a year ago, I have no idea what I was thinking about when I commented. Dont hold it against me if you cant wrap your head around it (I can barely wrap my head around it XD.) :)
      Update:
      To my own understanding of my comment I made 1 year ago. This is what I make of what I might have been thinking.
      The first part of what Mr. Ito was saying in the () is what he REALLY wanted to say but after that is what he ACTUALLY said. I'm assuming I made the skit make the "how dare you kill my fish" actually mean "how dare you make fun of me.
      P.S. dont read to much into the skit, it was supposed to me fun not confusing so if you dont get it, dont worry about it :)
      Update after rewatching video:
      Explanation for the skit: 1. The way Lazy says Mr.Ito sounds like Mrs.Dorito. 2. My skit is a continuation as part of what could have happened AFTER the story ended so abruptly.

  • @entrepreneurkat
    @entrepreneurkat 8 років тому +2510

    I cant believe the third story ended there!

    • @lizg.m8231
      @lizg.m8231 8 років тому +175

      Becky Godfrey-Williams. me too😞 I wanted to know what happened..

    • @SunsetBard
      @SunsetBard 8 років тому +92

      Same! Great story but I wanted to know what happened x)

    • @AnthonySforza
      @AnthonySforza 8 років тому +249

      I'm guessing what he'd said would happen... he was nailed for it, got the huge blemish, couldn't go on to a decent secondary school, lost out on university and now... who knows, maybe salaryman?

    • @mrphauker
      @mrphauker 8 років тому +40

      Becky Godfrey-Williams Right! I expected more, still good though

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 8 років тому +152

      Becky Godfrey-Williams Yeah me either! It was bad enough what those bastards did-why do animals always have to suffer for some fucked up monsters fun?-but for an innocent person ti take the hit? And be "ruined" for life by his own "friends"? NOPE. Messed up for sure. Worst thing....these are supposed to be true. It was a good read-I just hope we find out those clowns got what they deserved.✌😡🐡🐾

  • @ultimatehope549
    @ultimatehope549 8 років тому +391

    I feel so bad for Akasuki. Sounds like something from a book or movie.

    • @charliewegner
      @charliewegner 4 роки тому +24

      Me too. Also just hearing the part where she blacked out and next thing she knew she had a pen and was covered in blood, obviously meaning she stabbed the bully to death with a pen is just... chilling.

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +721

    An early Christmas present for The Legion. I'm quite happy with how it turned out... but then again I'm also delusional due to sleep deprivation. Yippie Skippy!

    • @Handle423
      @Handle423 8 років тому

      Lazy Masquerade Nice Profile Picture, simplistic, but awesome

    • @shadythemenace3582
      @shadythemenace3582 8 років тому +1

      Lazy Masquerade hi lazy masquerade I'm a huge fan of u and corpse husband have gave me inspiration to start story's like yours and his .any tips? happy holidays

    • @orania8033
      @orania8033 8 років тому +3

      Lazy Masquerade Much love Mr Masquerade! 💙 Great content as always 💙.

    • @freakco1388
      @freakco1388 8 років тому

      scary k story's hey doesn't corps husband sound like BaptismOnFire

    • @shadythemenace3582
      @shadythemenace3582 8 років тому

      Skull Hood not to me

  • @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075
    @idgiveyoumynameifihadone5075 8 років тому +121

    For a minute when the girl with chestnut hair was talking to her victim, I thought It was because chestnut thought the victim killed herself and so was casually talking with the sister. So It seemed as though the victim was going to live out her sisters' nice life playing that whole twin switcharoo card. Anyone else?

    • @sofiia28
      @sofiia28 2 роки тому +5

      Exactly my thoughts

  • @Thatguy-of5re
    @Thatguy-of5re 8 років тому +417

    The last story is why you should just play it safe and never make friends.

    • @AudioGardenSlave123
      @AudioGardenSlave123 8 років тому +21

      Of course someone from Michigan would overly cautious.

    • @HobLobbington
      @HobLobbington 8 років тому +20

      Why would that be a common michigan thing? Have you SEEN Michigan driving?

    • @Thatguy-of5re
      @Thatguy-of5re 8 років тому +22

      The way Michigan driving works, for those who do not know, is it's either 5 miles above the speed limit or you're an old and slow piece of shit.

    • @HobLobbington
      @HobLobbington 8 років тому +2

      ThatguyfromMichigan Or you're a dumbass with rear wheel drive not going slow. Or you're a student driver. Or there's a cop nearby. But other than that, yeah.

    • @lasagnamafia
      @lasagnamafia 8 років тому +7

      but wouldnt people think you did it for having no friends?

  • @haukilex
    @haukilex 8 років тому +448

    "smash the like button or i'll smash you " -Lazy
    you should motivate us to smash it not lure us away XD

    • @marissabarbie5742
      @marissabarbie5742 8 років тому +4

      haukilex he's great

    • @Zambilicoulini
      @Zambilicoulini 8 років тому +16

      It is motivation! He sounds sexy.

    • @haukilex
      @haukilex 8 років тому +15

      no if you smash it he won't "smash"

    • @Zambilicoulini
      @Zambilicoulini 8 років тому +3

      haukilex Aww, can't he do it anyway?

    • @haukilex
      @haukilex 8 років тому +1

      if you believe it might happen

  • @Puffernickel
    @Puffernickel 8 років тому +795

    Now that I watched the whole video, will there be a continuation to the last story? You left us all on a big cliffhanger.

    • @KaytlinGomez
      @KaytlinGomez 8 років тому +17

      Jigglypuff The Pokémon
      ya ikr!

    • @nsrrrrrrina
      @nsrrrrrrina 8 років тому +35

      Jigglypuff The Pokémon I really really really want to hear the ending!! I'm so sad...

    • @williamnorton9547
      @williamnorton9547 8 років тому +26

      Jigglypuff The Pokémon
      That drives me up one wall and down the other!

    • @laurametheny1008
      @laurametheny1008 8 років тому +11

      MarinaN4Life5 Me too! Btw I love Jigglypuff! So cute.🐾☺

    • @assemali6868
      @assemali6868 8 років тому +216

      Jigglypuff The Pokémon, there is no cliffhanger, he simply got screwed over by his friends, that's the conclusion. He got a black mark and his life was ruined. But i agree that the story doesn't give a proper conclusion.

  • @TheLegend-zq1jf
    @TheLegend-zq1jf 8 років тому +156

    Let's give props to lazy for acing all those names

    • @tylerjohnson269
      @tylerjohnson269 5 років тому +10

      Lazy's pronunciation is amazing. Even with foreign names, locations, etc. I suppose doing this you have to be. Chopping it up wouldn't help you.

  • @primeministersinister625
    @primeministersinister625 8 років тому +348

    The whole area was filled with Red white and blue light.... Uncle Sam had come to save the day.

  • @nickels5696
    @nickels5696 8 років тому +315

    Bullying makes me so fucking angry!! God dammit. What the fuck is wrong with people?

    • @pokemon2274
      @pokemon2274 8 років тому +7

      Nicole S like it or not it's human nature

    • @nickels5696
      @nickels5696 8 років тому +1

      jackalstn What the hell are you on about?

    • @nickels5696
      @nickels5696 8 років тому +17

      Harley Quinn I'm sorry to hear that. I learned to give people 'a fuck off and die' look if they said anything to me and it kept most bullies away from me. I tried to look intimidating so they wouldn't even bother. I know that's not helpful for you now. Just keep in mind nothing about you is wrong or bad. We are all just different. Different doesn't equal wrong.

    • @Red-Magic
      @Red-Magic 8 років тому +4

      Nicole S Lol! I imagine a "Don't Fuck with Me" look

    • @stalk8r
      @stalk8r 8 років тому +4

      Look up a scene from True Detective Ray Velcoro beats up bully's dad.
      It is mildly satisfying (though still in a way depressing).

  • @acelighting89
    @acelighting89 8 років тому +60

    That twin story was really good bro I wasn't expecting that kind of climax

  • @124Nightwing
    @124Nightwing 8 років тому +233

    The first story feels too insane to believe...

    • @KateLove21
      @KateLove21 8 років тому +59

      124Nightwing Yeah the details seems a bit far fetched but the premise seems very plausible .. I mean bullying is a huge issue throughout the world, and it is especially bad in Japan(East Asia) due to pressure to excell in school, so no doubt these "smart" girls were jealous of these sisters since they were pretty high up in the schools ranking system. In Japan and Korea at least the school publicly announces your ranking so everyone knows where each other stands

    • @kieranbevan8353
      @kieranbevan8353 8 років тому +10

      124Nightwing It was on the news apparently.

    • @ThatHipsteCat
      @ThatHipsteCat 7 років тому +36

      I feel like the story itself could be true, but the details are exaggerated

    • @ThatHipsteCat
      @ThatHipsteCat 7 років тому +1

      where?

    • @KateLove21
      @KateLove21 5 років тому +4

      Thanks for the info. I only intimately know the systems which I've been apart of so can only speak to those for reference. @Ned Flanders

  • @MrBWhite88
    @MrBWhite88 8 років тому +210

    What the heck was up with the ending to the third story? It just stops. Why the heck did all of his friends and classmates blame the narrator? What did Mr. Ito even do to the narrator? Who was the culprit? I have so many questions!!!!

    • @xisamji872
      @xisamji872 8 років тому +2

      AnonymousUser123 Same

    • @robarazzistanaccount2138
      @robarazzistanaccount2138 7 років тому +3

      I think it was because they did it like u said but they did this so they could frame him.

    • @MistCellaneous-5
      @MistCellaneous-5 6 років тому +13

      @Schandoro07 oddly enough that's exactly what I was thinking but the thing is, he did state in the story that everyone was pointing at him so the teacher got his revenge. For me however, if the story really wanted to go off the rails, the teacher would have taken up his Revenge by killing him and causing his body in the snow... Like his own fish.

    • @fredericabernkastel8354
      @fredericabernkastel8354 5 років тому +17

      Pretty late but I would think they all pointed at the narrator because he's a "foreigner" in that sense. Social culture in Japan is pretty introverted and they don't like foreigners a whole lot. It's slowly starting to change but yeah

  • @heatherdolan8424
    @heatherdolan8424 8 років тому +169

    "Wouldn't you do the same"
    A lot of things spring to mind but pushing my sister of a school roof isn't one of them 💯😂🙌

    • @dillonxu1997
      @dillonxu1997 5 років тому

      Heather Dolan poop

    • @adrianramsey6932
      @adrianramsey6932 5 років тому +4

      Or stabbing the hell out of a school bully with a pen

    • @kirahclarkson6441
      @kirahclarkson6441 4 роки тому +8

      I mean... that's exactly what i want to do to my sister but I'm obviously not going to

    • @TheKillerWolfie
      @TheKillerWolfie 4 роки тому +1

      @KT DUBS Like what.

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 3 роки тому

      true, like i know it's hard and painful to do so in that position but you could take photos of your injuries as evidence, maybe start a video/audio recording on your phone and keep it in a pocket/pocket of your backpack (yeah the sound will be muffles but better than nothing i guess??)...also i would think you would want to attack the bullies first before the sister who, yes, seems terrible for watching but it's not as bad as the people actually hurting you...idk. maybe it's because i can't imagine hurting someone, much less killing them so i would probably struggle to even hurt the bullies 😅

  • @oylumo
    @oylumo 8 років тому +156

    25:40 that teachers name sounds like Miss Dorito

    • @snoopdogg2912
      @snoopdogg2912 8 років тому +4

      Preston Garvey I just want to know if a new settlement needs my help..

    • @nievesofficial
      @nievesofficial 8 років тому +7

      Preston Garvey Fuck you and your quests

    • @turtleshell7122
      @turtleshell7122 8 років тому +1

      What idiot needs our help now Preston

    • @crazyheart666bestclips5
      @crazyheart666bestclips5 8 років тому +9

      None of these replies have anything to do with his comment wtf

    • @MSF_Soldier_Alligator
      @MSF_Soldier_Alligator 7 років тому +8

      The dankest teacher in the school.

  • @CobaltFyrestone
    @CobaltFyrestone 8 років тому +69

    The first one should be made into a short anime episode. It would fit so perfectly.

    • @creepywaffles4783
      @creepywaffles4783 4 роки тому +1

      It’d fit right into junji ito collection!!!

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 3 роки тому +1

      @@creepywaffles4783 i think the 2nd one would also fit right into junji ito's collection lmao (maybe with a few changes to match his legendary level of horrifying)

  • @LazyMasquerade
    @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +213

    There's now a subreddit for my channel - We'd love for you to join us and share/read some stories! Hopefully I'll be able to narrate some of the posts there in the near future :) - www.reddit.com/r/LazyMasquerade/

    • @motherofbuns
      @motherofbuns 8 років тому +2

      Lazy Masquerade omg thats awesome!! will defs be joining

    • @celsius9984
      @celsius9984 8 років тому

      Lazy Masquerade it's me from reddit, check my account and find my story plzzzzzźźzzzzzzzzzz

    • @celsius9984
      @celsius9984 8 років тому +2

      Lazy Masquerade my reddit:
      www.reddit.com/user/WitheredBonniegamer/ :)

    • @hydroflow1
      @hydroflow1 8 років тому

      withered bonnie gamer mehh

    • @theajshortman
      @theajshortman 8 років тому

      cool will do !
      thanks again x

  • @UEhappydudey
    @UEhappydudey 8 років тому +649

    Seriously? A cliffhanger for the third story? What the hell happened? Who was really responsible? What happened to the narrator? Come on man

    • @hectornieves537
      @hectornieves537 5 років тому +53

      @Schandoro07 I mean it was left at a cliffhanger because it just said the teacher was nearing him. And then just stopped, didn't say the outcome or anything so all we can do is assume what happened..

    • @hectornieves537
      @hectornieves537 5 років тому +71

      @Schandoro07 Yes he did say so but so many questions are left unanswered. Maybe if you opened up to the other people that responded to you instead of replying with the same thing you could see WHY it still was a cliffhanger. All we can do is ASSUME what happens afterwards with speculation. So you're not wrong but he (The narrator) could've furthered the story so we get the main idea of what happened afterwards. (For example: What exactly happened to him? Was his future actually ruined? What did the teacher say to him? Etc etc. On another note the story itself isn't really horrifying but it is sad to see his "friends" do that to him :(.. )

    • @suntzu4607
      @suntzu4607 5 років тому +40

      Hector Nieves Dude probably doesn’t know what a cliffhanger is, he probably thinks that as long as the probable conclusion is already said in the story and the story abruptly ends without explanation of what happens means there is no cliffhanger and we just need to think of what happens to the mc. I’ve seen his comments and it’s all the same thing without a good explanation.

    • @tomtommings6228
      @tomtommings6228 5 років тому +17

      @Schandoro07 you need some milk

    • @origamiowl8282
      @origamiowl8282 4 роки тому +9

      I think Gin did it, if you listened carefully. All his friends were fake and they all set him up.

  • @ninja1man4u
    @ninja1man4u 8 років тому +44

    We love you lazy, thanks for making videos that make us terrified and paranoid to stay at home. And happy holidays and cheers to your health!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +25

      Cheers to you too, broski!

    • @shelbybunny
      @shelbybunny 8 років тому +1

      Lazy Masquerade
      You fucked me over the thumbnail almost infected me with the weeb virus. If my grip on reality wasn't strong, I'd be fucking my authentic silk hatsune miku body pillow right about now.

  • @KudoShinichikun
    @KudoShinichikun 8 років тому +21

    Lazy you and Mr. Nightmare are the only youtubers I watch and rewatch your content. Also lazy do more 2chan horror stories I absolutely love these the most! XD

  • @homeishere2089
    @homeishere2089 8 років тому +248

    what! A cliffhanger?... Awww.....

    • @ultimatehope549
      @ultimatehope549 8 років тому +92

      The guy's friends screwed him over so hard. Man, I feel bad for all of the narrators.

    • @homeishere2089
      @homeishere2089 8 років тому +8

      Schandoro07
      It's a cliffhanger because we don't know what happens afterwards

    • @nedboy8669
      @nedboy8669 8 років тому +20

      It's a cliffhanger because we don't know who froze the fish or why their friends/classmates pointed at them

    • @supposedly1-2
      @supposedly1-2 7 років тому +1

      wrong because he could have easily proven where he was and that he didn't do it so we needed to know what happened really not what might have happened I think the translator got lazy and just didn't translate the rest of the story for lazy lol

  • @atlaskat7980
    @atlaskat7980 8 років тому +67

    Wow the ending of the third story disappointed me a lot.

  • @connormurphy3039
    @connormurphy3039 8 років тому +131

    Another amazing video!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +55

      You're too kind

    • @darkanglehell1233
      @darkanglehell1233 8 років тому +1

      +Lazy Masquerade Ok December 18 is my birthday witch is going to be in a couple of minutes can you make a birthday horror stories video please

    • @shaeshae4985
      @shaeshae4985 8 років тому

      DarkAngleHell 122 my birthday was on the 18th as well. I just turned 20

    • @TheEngineerisEngiqueer
      @TheEngineerisEngiqueer 6 років тому

      I see u

  • @collinkessler414
    @collinkessler414 8 років тому +54

    What the fuck?! There was just a cliffhanger for the third one! What the Hell happened?! What did he do?!

    • @OgreKingMongrel
      @OgreKingMongrel 8 років тому +26

      It's hard to believe that it's real when there isn't a conclusion

    • @helloturkey1143
      @helloturkey1143 8 років тому +4

      Ogre Exactly! How can you say these are true, when you end it on a cliffhanger like it's a /r/nosleep story!?

    • @collinkessler414
      @collinkessler414 8 років тому +16

      That's exactly my point, there's no proper conclusion, which makes it seem like a bullshit story. The title says that it's true, but it ends like the kid was beaten to death or something. I can respect that whatever the punishment had been may have been traumatic, but you can't just end a story on a cliffhanger, we deserve to at least know if the person had that permanent black mark on their record, or set the teacher straight, or even if it was just a stern talking to.

    • @kylelussier7323
      @kylelussier7323 8 років тому +3

      Schandoro07 There are supposed to be true, not some r/nosleep stories made out of thin air.

    • @kylelussier7323
      @kylelussier7323 8 років тому +1

      Schandoro07 How did you come to the conclusion this video is creepy pasta?

  • @monicamullins8962
    @monicamullins8962 8 років тому +19

    Your voice is about to send me into dream land, thanks mate.

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +23

      See you on the other side 👍

    • @monicamullins8962
      @monicamullins8962 8 років тому +2

      First story is by far the best story you've narrirated. Also thanks for the z's fell asleep in 5 minutes.

  • @CallmeA_B
    @CallmeA_B 5 років тому +21

    3rd story kept makin me laugh cuz the subtitles said "A yummy" for the girl's name. 🤣

  • @user-io4ps9bi9y
    @user-io4ps9bi9y 8 років тому +25

    literally seeing you upload a video makes my day oh my gosh 😍

  • @charlieapples9373
    @charlieapples9373 5 років тому +43

    First story: the name Akatsuki is pronounced “AH-ka-tski”, the u is almost silent. The name means “dawn, daybreak”, but the singular word “aka” (spelled with a different kanji) means red. It’s a homophone, but I’m sure that’s why the writer chose to give the woman in the café red clothes.

    • @benkasabian2841
      @benkasabian2841 4 роки тому +6

      Literature and language teachers be like

    • @charlieapples9373
      @charlieapples9373 4 роки тому +3

      Latia Lawrence Aka? In Japan, red is a color associated with women and female sexuality. If you look at pictures of traditional women’s clothes, especially formal kimono, there’s almost always something red in their outfit. The name Akatsuki is a subtle pun on the word “aka” (red)

    • @Lionslycer
      @Lionslycer 3 роки тому +1

      Found the weeb

  • @ZoboomafooFan96
    @ZoboomafooFan96 8 років тому +167

    Wtf UA-cam didn't notify me

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +27

      God dammit UA-cam >:(

    • @clairstrange4362
      @clairstrange4362 8 років тому +4

      Lazy Masquerade ugh UA-cam is starting to become life to a knife in my heart, lungs, and spinal cord.

    • @jamie91995
      @jamie91995 8 років тому +2

      Lazy Masquerade may I have a small loan of a million dollars?

    • @lahormiga1989
      @lahormiga1989 8 років тому +1

      Echoes Act 3 me either :( it wasn't even in my recommendation.

    • @NoxForest
      @NoxForest 8 років тому

      same

  • @cronex7428
    @cronex7428 8 років тому +2

    Lazy, you are seriously the only scary story narrator I can listening to. I fall asleep to these! Thank you for such great videos and keep them up :]

  • @dakotawinters5062
    @dakotawinters5062 8 років тому +58

    In the first story, how does someone remember every little detail from just listening from the person in a cafe?

    • @Critiqu3
      @Critiqu3 7 років тому +27

      They don't. A lot of these "true" stories are either fake or heavily embellished.

    • @Razhali
      @Razhali 5 років тому +16

      @@Critiqu3 agreed but theyre still fun to listen to and can open your eyes to whats out there in the world. I mean sure they are fake or embellished but only a messed up mind can create something like such. So, their can be a little truth to anything, like it may be fake but its a possibility that it can happen, pros and cons right?

    • @stevenlee3240
      @stevenlee3240 3 роки тому +4

      It is more of an urban legend. Like you heard one of the story and decide to tell another people, and that people tell another one and so on. Through each mouth, it becomes more and more different since people will add or skim away some part in order to make the story more interesting. And this is perhaps the final version of it.

  • @BoFhaed112
    @BoFhaed112 7 років тому +3

    the CC subtitle killed me at 20:52 "i told her that everything was going to be okay and to just hold on a little longer LOL she won't die alone" lmao

  • @TheeKittyPie
    @TheeKittyPie 8 років тому +11

    I watched with captions and your sign off turned into
    "the best things happen.....in the *dog*"

  • @barriemcdermott7805
    @barriemcdermott7805 7 років тому +3

    iv sayed it before but when i listen to you lazy i cant unsee timmy from rules of engagement doing your voice,not a bad thing the guys got a cleaver vocab so it works for me smoking a big one in the dark and picturing it ..."its true the best things happen in the dark" keep it up,was drifting in and out of rem sleep lastnight and it was like i was in a few of your stores as i listen to a marathon of them in my bed , your still going when a wake up, but the rem sleep last night was like some freddy cruger shit,man it was magic
    keep up the great work pal

  • @jenniferbibi1972
    @jenniferbibi1972 8 років тому +79

    what the fuck? is that story about Akasuki for real? I've never seen or experienced anything that severe when I was in school. Usually when I hear about these things they are either fake or make it onto national news. I should count myself lucky.

    • @sabrinaashlee7921
      @sabrinaashlee7921 8 років тому +25

      Well actually things like that do happen. A kid literally just killed himself yesterday by hanging himself on the volleyball net in the gym. It wasn't at my highschool though. It was a highschool near mine

    • @jenniferbibi1972
      @jenniferbibi1972 8 років тому +20

      o ok im not saying teen suicide doesn't happen but the way that this happened was so... well it sounds like it could be in a thriller or horror movie. I'm not denying or believing that this happened, but that's how I feel

    • @Catglittercrafts
      @Catglittercrafts 8 років тому

      o ok if it wasn't at your school how can you be sure the story is accurate?

    • @OurWorldAhead
      @OurWorldAhead 8 років тому +11

      I just noticed they actually are claimed to be true. I'd have to see some kind of article or something to actually believe this. It seems very fake to me. It all fits too well together. I've been trying to look it up but nothing shows up.

    • @rheimy7819
      @rheimy7819 8 років тому +3

      I had the same question and I've been searching up some articles and I haven't found anything. However, I did found far worse bullying cases than this one.

  • @Peertje304
    @Peertje304 8 років тому +38

    26:52 ''snapped miss dorito'' uhoh, soy un dorito

  • @kristofbusch3681
    @kristofbusch3681 8 років тому +4

    After whole day of studing I'm blessed with your upload before heading off to sleep. Thanks Lazy!

  • @malice4720
    @malice4720 8 років тому +10

    "Be sure to smash that like button or I'll smash you." Best outro phrase ever

  • @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688
    @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688 8 років тому +41

    I love 2chan/Japanese stories ^^ Thank you for the wonderful video Lazy ~

    • @gurditasingh6598
      @gurditasingh6598 8 років тому

      Emily Squeak3rs
      Are you from Japan ?

    • @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688
      @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688 8 років тому

      Crazy Creepzzz Chills No but a have a few friends there. Why?

    • @gurditasingh6598
      @gurditasingh6598 8 років тому +3

      Emily Squeak3rs
      Because i always wondered if Japanese ghosts are scary... Like the lady who says "am I beautiful and then if you say no she chases after you
      Have you heard about that urban myth of that Japanese lady ?

    • @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688
      @squeak3rzthesquigglysquid688 8 років тому

      Crazy Creepzzz Chills Yes. Kuchisake-onna, one of my favorite Japanese urban legends.

    • @gurditasingh6598
      @gurditasingh6598 8 років тому +2

      Emily Squeak3rs
      That's one of my worst nightmares ! I can just imagine myself on a date with her and she asks that question...
      Am I beautiful ?
      Me: give me 1 min I need the toilet... Then you see me running half way through the streets lol

  • @queenofthebunnies7211
    @queenofthebunnies7211 7 років тому +2

    This might be weird but listening to your stories inspires me to work harder. I always listen before I go to bed and on long car rides and when I do my homework. My mom says it’s not good for my head but I disagree. Keep up the amazing work

  • @finnthehu200
    @finnthehu200 8 років тому +37

    Anyone else watching this to help them stay up while studying for semester tests?

    • @nxtlink4632
      @nxtlink4632 8 років тому

      Well then you should work harder if you don't want to be a Plumber or Garbage Man.

    • @rose-qh6fy
      @rose-qh6fy 8 років тому

      I'm studying for my chemistry test tomorrow

    • @juiceboxbzrk
      @juiceboxbzrk 8 років тому +3

      finnthehu I need these vids to sleep actually lol I always play lazy and busta

    • @internetperson3228
      @internetperson3228 8 років тому

      finnthehu Ohhhh meeee

    • @umbral_echo
      @umbral_echo 3 роки тому +1

      not semester tests but Spanish 2 work because I'm ✨struggling✨ (idk why but Spanish doesn't wanna stay in my brain even though supposedly it's supposed to be the easiest language to learn for me)

  • @planet_perc
    @planet_perc 8 років тому +60

    Are you gonna follow up on the gold fish story at the end? Please do :(

    • @pinkchocolate372
      @pinkchocolate372 8 років тому +41

      uuh some guy explained it further up in the comment section hold on
      it's a complete story; you just have to be paying attention in order to figure out what happened.
      The title gives away who killed the fish (the teacher - Mr. Ito) and the reason why he would seek revenge against the author is revealed at the beginning of the story (the author mentions that he accidentally insulted a teacher within the first little while he was in the new town, thanks to the differing dialect).
      The kids pointing at the author's direction is either a red herring - as they're not pointing at him, but at the teacher, who is standing at the front of the classroom or the students made an arrangement with the teacher - they'll accuse the author of killing the teacher's fish if the teacher gave them permission to practice at the school after hours.
      there. the persons name (the one who explained) is madame fluffy

    • @erinw.9256
      @erinw.9256 6 років тому +4

      I'm too tired for this lol Thanks for the explanation!!

    • @epizzle9232
      @epizzle9232 5 років тому

      I’m eating gold fish right now

    • @loyalproxy
      @loyalproxy 4 роки тому

      The snack that smiles back

  • @sarenap1409
    @sarenap1409 8 років тому +5

    The 2Chan stories are my favorite :) Definitely a great present for me! Haha

  • @suspectr.i.pstoner1297
    @suspectr.i.pstoner1297 8 років тому +2

    you are the best lazy this was amazing as always my friend!!

  • @allysodivine
    @allysodivine 8 років тому +14

    NO I HATE THAT CLIFF HANGER AT THE LAST STORY. I NEED MORE

    • @therealmaskriz5716
      @therealmaskriz5716 8 років тому

      alyssa Scarlet yup

    • @ifuckanimegirls7706
      @ifuckanimegirls7706 8 років тому

      Schandoro07 well no one knows but the author of the story. That was pure assumption you made there. Because of the fact that everyone is confused about it. So what makes your side correct? No one is correct until you ask the author about it.

  • @jotarovi5252
    @jotarovi5252 4 роки тому +3

    Akasuki and her sister remind me so much of Aoto and Ariton and for that reason, Akasuki's story will always be one of my favorites.

  • @kyon-kyon-
    @kyon-kyon- 8 років тому +95

    Thank you, senpai.

  • @oliviaharston4401
    @oliviaharston4401 8 років тому +4

    That last ending pissed me off. You can't leave a cliffhanger like that tf

  • @DripKingLogan
    @DripKingLogan 8 років тому +7

    first story was kind of satisfying i 100% agree with vengeance

  • @jeo228
    @jeo228 8 років тому +1

    the second story gave me the deepest and scariest chills ive ever gotten. my whole body shivered.

  • @humptusdumptus4123
    @humptusdumptus4123 8 років тому +32

    tfw when you get on youtube just at the right time

  • @your3rdgrandma994
    @your3rdgrandma994 7 років тому +3

    On story 3 the background is that anime about ghost hunting! (forgot name 😂😂) really good and I was a bit upset when it ended just suddenly I thought they would have it as a few series

  • @Royamccray15
    @Royamccray15 8 років тому +11

    LOL The first one sounds like Rem and Ram.

  • @A_Strawberry
    @A_Strawberry 5 років тому +12

    The last one:
    One of us is lying.

  • @kristenreyes2622
    @kristenreyes2622 8 років тому +4

    Damn, you're videos never fail to make me happy!

  • @animagi6844
    @animagi6844 4 роки тому +4

    kid later got found frozen like the fishes and his ghost returns with a vengeance with the whole class dying the same way.
    the end.

  • @MUHREECE
    @MUHREECE 8 років тому +30

    Ayy Lazy. I don't know if you know this but they have a Oni mask in Grand Theft Auto Online. I don't know if you play it or not but if you do there ya go!

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +12

      I don't play, but someone sent me a pic, haha.

    • @suvtropics
      @suvtropics 8 років тому +2

      JacobPlaysGAMES *dad

    • @jayvonwebb4864
      @jayvonwebb4864 8 років тому +3

      JacobPlaysGAMES You don't play games though...

  • @rose-qh6fy
    @rose-qh6fy 8 років тому +6

    me: what should I listen to while studying...
    UA-cam: Lazy Masquerade uploaded a new video
    me: awwww yisss!!!

  • @softbluesky
    @softbluesky 8 років тому +22

    NOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Not a cliffhanger! Why must you do this to me????

    • @msocaden358
      @msocaden358 8 років тому

      AvaLove which story?

    • @mosman1372
      @mosman1372 8 років тому +1

      Caden Rodriguez
      The last one *Obviously*

    • @jackg237
      @jackg237 4 роки тому

      @Schandoro07 Don't take this the wrong way, but did you write the story?

  • @barrjensen
    @barrjensen 5 років тому +1

    Rewatched this one tonight! Awesome, as per usual!

  • @Knight_Astolfo
    @Knight_Astolfo 8 років тому +46

    Also, you kept saying "Mr. Ito" but I kept hearing "Ms. Dorito." I.... don't know what's wrong with me....

    • @LazyMasquerade
      @LazyMasquerade  8 років тому +24

      I kept hearing that as I edited too, haha.

    • @golyforgets
      @golyforgets 8 років тому

      Lazy Masquerade yo you will smash me oh and that fucking cliffhanger at the 4th story

    • @shoecheto
      @shoecheto 4 роки тому

      Same.

  • @lukaheylo
    @lukaheylo 8 років тому

    Perfect timing for an ad, thanks for not jumping at me in the middle of a story

  • @Botch3dToe
    @Botch3dToe 8 років тому +16

    Lazy Legend!

  • @jennifergomez4973
    @jennifergomez4973 8 років тому +15

    Reading the comments makes me not want to hear the third story lol

  • @rinpaisys
    @rinpaisys 3 роки тому +1

    1st story is a great example of one reason I don’t believe on ghosts or monsters: living humans beings are already the scariest thing.

  • @ZampeGaming
    @ZampeGaming 8 років тому +4

    01:43 in the morning. Great time to watch some scary ass storiesssss..

  • @epickills45
    @epickills45 8 років тому

    That first story... I just found this channel.. I didn't think it could get more horrible then the sleepover story... Dude you're amazing at this Merry Christmas!

  • @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl
    @s0mb3rk1tt4g1rl 8 років тому +5

    Seriously, Lazy you're my favourite UA-camr!!!! 💙

  • @fingoldleaf1197
    @fingoldleaf1197 8 років тому

    Favorite narrator without a doubt. Proud to be in the Legion for close to two years now. Keep it up!!

  • @purplesamurai8964
    @purplesamurai8964 8 років тому +26

    Watching this at 1:34am is not a good idea .

    • @schizophrenic1717
      @schizophrenic1717 8 років тому +1

      Jusgentleman 1256 yeah specially the fact that you won't be able to go to the kitchen to get something to eat

    • @nxtlink4632
      @nxtlink4632 8 років тому +4

      Well they are supposed to scare you soooooo uh, Yea it was a pretty good idea.

    • @OHHH.Carlos
      @OHHH.Carlos 8 років тому +3

      Jusgentleman 1256 watching at 2:27 am

    • @mkultraenjoyer
      @mkultraenjoyer 8 років тому +1

      1:07 am

    • @iWilburnYou
      @iWilburnYou 8 років тому

      I'm at 3:30 a.m.

  • @danixa2878
    @danixa2878 8 років тому +2

    Love your vids man!! 👍

  • @autumnyates8151
    @autumnyates8151 8 років тому +11

    Lazy, you're the best! :D

  • @Error404----
    @Error404---- 3 роки тому +1

    I can imagine another story leading with "My name is Ayame. It all began when a new boy started at my school. I could see he was having trouble finding his feet, so I offered up some kind words and thought nothing more of it, until, one day, I overheard him talking about me. He wasn't saying anything bad, mmbuuuuut the way he said sweet sweet Ayame made my skin crawl..."

  • @LotusBom
    @LotusBom 8 років тому +6

    2 chan stories are always the scariest

  • @SurrealSane
    @SurrealSane 8 років тому

    Dude, lazy you're the king! I do miss the creepy photos on these videos that one artist always drew for you.

  • @MysticConflux
    @MysticConflux 8 років тому +4

    The ending to that last one.. I NEED TO KNOW MORE!

  • @therodyman700
    @therodyman700 8 років тому +2

    please do more 2chan stories. they're really good

  • @SissyAuna1
    @SissyAuna1 8 років тому +4

    One of my very favorite youtubers!

  • @mihaelakinna2344
    @mihaelakinna2344 3 роки тому

    21:12 WOW.To think that she fell from aaaaall this hight... and the fact that as he chose to go help her, while he could as "easily" not choose to approach the building more and that ACTUALLY SAVED HER is just... Wow. Thank God

  • @CJ-cb4gj
    @CJ-cb4gj 8 років тому +454

    this might be racist but i pictured every character in this story as an anime character.

    • @darksoulthedragon82
      @darksoulthedragon82 8 років тому +122

      You aren't being racist. Anime characters aren't a race my friend.

    • @Myrderbeans
      @Myrderbeans 8 років тому +36

      Darksoul The Dragon no, they're cancer

    • @sethkaren6842
      @sethkaren6842 8 років тому +57

      Angel Sanchez lol, how is art cancer? And why am I even feeding your clear troll bait?...maybe both will be answered next video.

    • @Myrderbeans
      @Myrderbeans 8 років тому +33

      Seth Karen i actually love this stuff, between you and me, I just say shit to get a reaction

    • @sethkaren6842
      @sethkaren6842 8 років тому +7

      Angel Sanchez
      I kind of figured lol, (have seen lots of trolls before) but yeah, Craig Skitz (or Craig the Douchebag) as I like to call him, kind of messed up my sense of troll detecting.

  • @jaydenwebb4863
    @jaydenwebb4863 8 років тому

    This is unbelievable. It is my birthday today and corpse husband and lazy masquerade both uploaded today?! Thank you so much. U guys are the best

  • @SoniaSephia
    @SoniaSephia 8 років тому +25

    0:30-:033. "There's even a terrorist" Lol well that escalated quickly! Anyone else heard that?!

  • @Idhrennielful
    @Idhrennielful 8 років тому

    These collab videos with Phantasmal are my favourites. Thank you!

  • @OTGT26
    @OTGT26 8 років тому +2

    With that first story
    I was not expecting that twist jeesh

  • @crystalr6461
    @crystalr6461 8 років тому +2

    Loving the anime/manga style thumbnail. 👍👍👍

  • @taramiller9317
    @taramiller9317 8 років тому +6

    love when I can look forward to a lazy video :)

  • @rosarioby612
    @rosarioby612 6 років тому

    The beauty of that third story is that it can go one of two ways: Either all of his friends betrayed an innocent boy in one fell swoop, or he wasn't actually as innocent as he claimed. After all, _he_ was the narrator. We were only hearing his side. For all we know he could've been lying. A third possibility is that they were all in on it together, and used him as the obvious scapegoat to avoid punishment so they could continue doing twisted things. Probably the most terrifying part is the fact that we have no idea what the unstable teacher did as 'revenge'...

  • @annacarwash
    @annacarwash 8 років тому +9

    I haven't watched one of these vids in a long time but I'm glad I did :) ❤

  • @celeste8078
    @celeste8078 8 років тому +2

    Love ya, Lazy! Keep the great videos coming!

  • @robthegr8150
    @robthegr8150 8 років тому +11

    Early as hell. Anothor great upload, lazy!

  • @bootlegcaesar7481
    @bootlegcaesar7481 7 років тому

    You channel is one of the reasons why I love the Internet.

  • @goober8662
    @goober8662 8 років тому +4

    a story about exams, how suiting for this week.

  • @savi3963
    @savi3963 8 років тому +4

    YEYSEYSYEYSYSYYEYSYWYSYA I'VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS ALL WEEK I SUPPOSED TO BE STUDUING FOR FINALS BUT THIS IS MORE IMPORTANT

  • @katarina5598
    @katarina5598 8 років тому +14

    akasuki's story is really sad. for me anyways

  • @starryskydancer427
    @starryskydancer427 8 років тому

    please please pleaaaaaase do more of these 2chan stories. They are my absolute favorite ones, but so hard to come by. I hope you can do these more often :D

  • @grendelgrendel8590
    @grendelgrendel8590 8 років тому +3

    What the hell, this vid popped into my sub box and I realized I haven't watched a lazy video since September