Sadly I've come across guys like that and see how they talk to females. That's why I always make sure my knives are bigger. I don't tolerate bullied or predatory people.
Tony Snell Same. I’m 5’4 and after having guys randomly ask me for sex on the street on several occasions almost back to back. It freaked me out a little (mostly because i look way younger than my age and some of the guys gave of pedo vibes). So my bf got me 2 decent sized knives. I wanted a pocket knife, but honestly it wouldn’t rlly help someone as small as me to ‘threaten’ a rando away, much less defend myself if i needed to.
@@smb. Well at the point of pulling a knife you are past the threatening stage. If I pull a knife it's being used. Now for legal reasons below the waist is only a misdemeanor in most situations. Stay away from the groin and inner thigh because you don't want to cut the femoral artery but never hesitate to harm someone that won't hesitate to harm you. I hate to plug myself but I'm starting a You Tube Channel soon and have a FB and IG under TipsyJoesBartending. Just if you and the bf ever want to check it out. I've seen a lot of stuff in my time and it's terrible. Please stay safe because I want to hear from you and know you are doing well again.
Yeah, tell me about it. I'm pretty paranoid about being robbed, assaulted, home-invaded or stolen from just by default, but listening to these stories really elevates that feeling to a whole other level.
The Stale Gamer I used to watch the show "Disappeared" and have to have my AR15 on my lap because it freaked me out so bad that people can just disappear like that.
I can't own one because in Illinois you can't get a gun for 5 years after a psych hospital stay; a bullshit rule because I wasn't there for any kind of violence. Being a girl though, I walk with my key between my fingers
The dolphin and picture looks wrong Dobermans have pointy ears not floppy ears I don't even know if that was a real Doberman have you told me never seen has pointy ears
Of course the protector kitty is a Russian blue!! Such an interesting breed that attaches themselves to the owner and promises to be your sidekick til the end of time ❤️
Very interesting indeed. Mine would bitch slap me if I stared at him too long, but at the same time would wait by my door until I came home from school and liked to crawl down my back (even if I was standing up). I always felt like he was protective of me; like, “only I can be an ass to her” kind of protective.
My cats have like all of two guys I’ve ever had at my house, didn’t work out with either of them but telling people that my cats don’t really like men only to have them come out looking for pets 20 minutes later makes me look like an idiot
@Henry Morris-Knightley Regular stops is all a kitty really needs : ) About as often as people need to eat and use the washroom anyways. They don't really normally need to "go" unless they just ate a bunch of food or drank a bunch of water. Many times, eating food is what gets their bowels moving, just like with humans and a big meal, so as long as you give them some food to nom on and some water to drink once you stop, order some food for yourself while they're in the car, once you come back with your food they should have mostly finished so leash them up and open the door where they can have access to grass and dirt and set them there. If they need to go, they'll go, lol XD If they don't go right away, just enjoy your break and eat, letting them have some time to digest and wander, and chances are they'll do their thing within 15 minutes. Cats will hold it, but since they'd be aware that they'll have to go in the car again for who knows how long, they'll almost certainly know that this'll be their only chance to relieve themselves for a while. You can always bring a little bit of litter (only clay, paper or wood pellets) to sprinkle on the ground for the familiar smell to help them get the idea that this is their time and spot to go. Playing with them can also help get the lower muscles tensing to move their bowels along and give them some much needed exercise and fun during long rides, if they aren't already super curious about the outdoors they were just given the opportunity to explore a bit. Litter is just a replacement for a cat's natural instinct to dig and bury their leavings because they hide the smell from their prey.
Awesome response! 👍Only thing is, I'd be super nervous letting my cat off the leash! I didn't think to have a bit of litter on hand to familiarize the kitty with going potty. 🙆 Great idea!💡
@@jamieleigh3750 You can just get one of the long tether style leashes for dogs and attach it to the headrest bar or other loop in your car so your kitty has the ample length it needs to get comfortable and explore a bit. Just make sure to have a familiar treat bag or noisy toy for sound that they love and respond to if you need to get their attention and never get panicky vocally; always gently high pitched and encouraging/praising. And move slow but relaxed and confident. Those two personal factors can completely influence your kitty's comfort level, along with their favourite style of pets, usually the base of the tail/butt pats, as they may duck from nervousness by their head if their whiskers get touched. That's how I train them to be comfortable with being outside with me. After having being outside be a "fun" thing, I never ever have to worry about my indoor cats bolting through the front door into danger. They'll go out when they're excited, sure, and they get scolded at the door so they don't run, but once outside, they are never ever in trouble as they'll just run further away from you, faster than you could ever hope to catch. My boys go out for 1 reason: the grass, and they have been trained to stay close-by while outdoors. That's the biggest mistake people make; panicking and not at least somewhat familiarizing your indoor kitty with the outdoors. Make it a routine when they do go out, where it's a "wow, cool, outside!" and then encouragement to the grass to nom on it in the same spot each time. I hope this helps you and anyone else that wants to go the extra mile to keep their kitties safe and happy! : ) Even bringing in and cleaning a few blades of soft grass for them to enjoy can help if they get out as they'll instantly stop and chew the moment they smell it! XD
This was my favorite story. It showed a properly raised dog by someone who has experience with dogs that have aggressive tendicies. They're not easy to raise. I personally own Rotties. Wonderful with people they know, extremely loving and protective of their family. Very gentle. They also come with the instinct where they know right away if somebody has ill intentions and will react right away. All of these so called dangerous breeds aren't if they've been raised properly by an experienced owner. I volunteered for years at animal controls that most of the bite cases that came in were from small dogs. My horse of a dog I have now is a masstiff/rottie mix. His name is also Zeus although we normally call him Zeusy. We reserve calling him Zeus when he's misbehaving. That way he knows he's being bad! My first dog was actually a Doberman so I want to give a big shout out to this girl. Aren't they great dogs?!!!
I remember a couple years ago when me and my friends used to sneak out of the house to have fun night adventures. It was one late ass night and we had stopped to get gas and I found my gang talking to some dude. He looked to be homeless and he said he had spoken to my friends and they agreed to give him a ride (without my permission in my car). I didnt know how to say no after they had already gone and made a promise, so I was stuck with him. The dude was absolutely stoned out of his fucking mind because he spoke the entire ride back. I was a little worried that he was dangerous but he never spoke in a tone that could resemble danger. He was very grateful for the ride and spoke about how he stole flowers for some blonde girl he met. My friends were absolutely dead silent except for one of my friends who laughed at every funny thing he said. Eventually we made it to his house and he got out, thanking us profusely. He was certainly charming in a way and I enjoyed driving him home despite his drunken stupor. What shocked me though was that my friends asked me why i drove him home. I barked at them to not promise rides without my permission, and they told me they never promised him a ride.
Similar thing - back in the day, we didn't have a good phone so if go across the road to use the pay phone. After one call in the evening, a guy came over, real nice, talked to me like he knew me. He seemed stoned, and a bit distracted, but nothing crazy, and some of my friends would get regularly stoned, so didn't think too much of it. I assumed he knew my flatmate, and that I just didn't recognize him. So when he followed me back to the house, my innocent self let him just follow me inside. We often had parties so it wasn't unusual for people to be round. We sat in the lounge with my other two flatmates and had a really nice evening. Two or three hours later he left, and my flatmates asked me who my friend was. Turns out none of us knew him 😂 Luckily he was nice, but still wonder what was going through his head.
sounds like he was just stoned out of his mind and he needed a ride, probably thought that you and your friends would say no if he asked for a ride so he lied about being promised that he can have a ride in your car. Still glad no one got hurt tho
Dogs and cats know. They just know. My rescued pit bull has saved me from some creepy ass people in the past and is loyal to a fault. She’s not even a big dog but when she goes berserk she is utterly terrifying, especially to the guy who tried to break into my house.
@@CivilEngineerWroxton yes you can always trust your pet to get a little more of that feeling especially if you were in a good relationship with your pet 🐶 9ll is still a valid way to get all the facts for solving the only way to get any sleep and I mean for the family supposed to tell if a good day and I have to have my own problems to go to do the same time as the other side is having their own private problem to get a chance to live their lives to the long ending explained the night so we'll probably won't see if they can get to see Old age🗝️ you and then I can go on about the new level of crime and illegal street drugs
I didn't know heck looks cute....what does heck look like? Who or what is heck? JKJK, yes I know my reply to your comment is irrelevant and unnecessary LOL, so yes I know you were saying "heck" as a dramatized expression about the cats cuteness. I'm just being a dumbass because I'm bored. Wow your comment was posted a year ago....shit Have a good one :)
The thing that always worries me about the stories where the psycho starts by asking for help is that I know I'd be one of the people that always tries to help them and too dumb and self-conscious to find a way to stop helping them when i notice somethings not right
Yes, and they KNOW that there are people just like YOU and THAT is who they prey on. It's just a numbers game to them. The next time a bum begs for change from you tell them "no". Then watch what they do. They go to the next, then the next, then the next even though they are collecting $$ from other gullibles along the way. The next time you start to feel bad for a begger keep in mind that the average panhandler rakes in an average of 60k tax free dollars a year!! That is more than 4 times as much as a person who works a full time min. wage job!!
People who need real help in an emergency are _always_ glad when you call 911. If you offer to call 911 and they try to talk you out of it or get aggressive, then you know they’re a predator. Make sure you’re always at a safe distance before announcing the call though! If possible in the presence of other people/behind a locked door.
It’s amazing that the counter guy knew what was happening and he immediately intervened and they got her out safely. Not everyone would have even tried to help. I’m glad she got away safe
"thankfully my stupidity didn't kill me." I mean sure she stopped for the lady, but that whole story ends up simply being how the protagonist outsmarted the panhandler.
if i've learned anything from being a girl, its that 1 in 3 dudes you meet in public is a total creep. that goes up to about 99/100 guys you meet online
Kåi Kommentates that’s just the market my friend, just because you aren’t like that doesn’t mean they are not out there in droves, sending unsolicited dick pics and trying to guilt trip you into sending nudes or even black mail you. When I was 16 I had a random stranger threaten me to give them nudes saying they will post all my profile information to porn sites along with saying that I will give nudes which is silly. He was trying to catfish me on other accounts by being nice but I was getting sick of it all anyways so I just deleted my account. Before that (from when I was like 11) I had a lot of guys who would send me dick pics who are obviously grown men, who I told I was a minor. It was like 9/10 people I met online were men trying to send a dick pic or get nudes at all costs. At some point you just give up on trying to talk to people online and it kind of makes me wonder if people walking down the street like that are too. Am I overly cautious? Probably? But do I regret it? Not really.
@@rachelh3250 always a good attitude and Trate to have got to look after yourself I am a gun carrier and once shoot a creep trying to take a 11 year old girl from a park he littraly pulled up in the van grabbed this child luckily i was walking past as the mother screamed the guy himself was in a buisness suite normal looking guy but shoot him in the arm he dropped like a sack of potatos then sat on him till cops came ended up he abbducted 3 diffeent children before hand and locked them in his house be safe out there folks theres not many good guys out there but us small breed will try and help
The Anime Chef yeah I carry a taser because I had a man follow me into a grocery store when I was 18, he was trying to pay me for sex. Once I made it clear I was not into it he look mortified and left. I was so scared to leave the store. I called the police and they looked to see if he was still in the area and gave me a number to call if I ever saw him again but I never have. He looked like a regular older dude maybe in his mid 40’s or early 50’s. I have not had to use it so far, luckily.
It may be screwed up, but I was even more happy after seeing the photo Zeus and seeing that he had not had his ears cropped, which is normally just done for strictly cosmetic reasons. Yes, before anyone says anything, there are a few instances in which ear cropping can be done for medical purposes, usually a tendency for the animal to have a lot of ear infections or something similar. It can also be be done because of malformation or some sort of injury. I've even seen a dog who as a puppy was found as a stray with its very young littermates, probably only a couple of days old at the time, and their mother, and this one puppy in particular had been missing it's outer ear flap. Though puppies are born deaf and blind to begin with, missing the earflap wouldn't have allowed it to hear any sooner but was probably just the result of a birth defect where it was born without the outer ear flap or even possibly an accident which occurred soon after birth in which the mother may have been cleaning the pup a little too aggressively and accidentally bit the small ear flap that it should have had off. Growing up down south I only ever saw one legitimate reason for working dog to have cropped ears and it was in the case of dogs used for hunting, especially hog hunting because if they don't have a floppy ear or very much ear left around the actual ear canal, then if they are the type of dogs who sniff out, chase, and hold/pin down the animal until their Master gets there to either dispatch the animal or at least apply brambles so that they can be transported while still alive, (some places require that when wild hogs are being removed as nuisances/invaders, that they be brambled to begin with and then eventually dispatched elsewhere or relocated, depending on the state and local laws to which they are bound.
@@EmeraldEsmerelda as a fellow doberman owner, i can asure you that they are super friendly and do not attack unless threatened(even if they are not leashed). If your dog does otherwise, I suggest you invest in a trainer. 🥰
oh shit i have a perfect story for this!!! do you accept stories??? my dog Mojo just recently passed away in November... but he once too saved my life and let me tell you... it was a creepy fucking story. i actually painted Mojo a few months ago. i owed him my life. www.artstation.com/artwork/8m0mm
You're a great artist, I love your painting of your dog. I had a dog who gave her life for mine and another who ate the fingers off a burglar that tried to break in to our house. Dogs REALLY are our best friends. They don't think twice about saving the lives of those they love.
Thank you so much for the relaxing, appropriate photos while you narrate. I've had to unsubscribe from others for going to gameplay, etc...during the video. Please never change!
EnglishLitGirl if gameplay bothers you just listen to the video. You don't need to watch gameplay to hear what the narrator says. If you unsub just because someone wants to try something new for their channel then you probably shouldn't be subbed to them in the first place.
I'm sorry....I didn't ask for your opinion? I unsubscribed from them because the game play had absolutely nothing to do with the stories being read. If I want to watch a game play channel, I would subscribe to that, not a scary stories channel. Obviously, others agree with me based on how many people liked my comment, so maybe stay in your own lane next time? I don't need you to tell me who I should or should not be subscribed to.
EnglishLitGirl If you post a comment you leave it up for response. If you don't want someone to share their opinion with you, don't comment. I'm not gonna just bitch out and be scared to give my opinion because some random person told me to. Get over yourself. I don't understand why people act all entitled on the internet just because they can leave a comment. I'm not expecting you to agree with me, because I'd rather people form their own opinions. If you disagree with my opinion that's 100% fine by me. But don't try and chat shit just because you disagree.
sometimes i wish my two yorkshire terriers were a bit bigger so i’d feel safe when i’m around them, but ah well :””) at least one of them tried, my dad and i used to play fight a lot and buddy (my male dog) would tug on his pant sleeve and bark, which was obviously useless but extremely endearing 😭😭
I've encountered that same black woman in Florida and recently in Colorado while waiting for my food to be brought out.. this time she needed $60 for an inhaler for her asthma and a ride to some park I never heard of. Belligerent and wreaking of alcohol, using the same line about being a friend to her and "don't you like black people?" when I offered her a twenty and told her sorry I have to take the food home to my family, it's the reason I parked here.. Then an off duty ambulance pulled up and I ran up to them asking for help for my asthmatic friend.. she was pissed, but I played it the same way she did, begging them to save her life with an inhaler. Turned out they knew her and said she was banned by the police from that restaurant parking area.. so many years of living away from Florida had softened my vigilance. Now I'm back to habitually locking my doors any time I slow down the car.. just like anyone who wants to survive living on the east coast.
Oh wow... how interesting. However, the original story didn't mention a "middle-age black woman." They never specified the race of the woman at all. But whatever sells the story, uh.
this is obviously r@cist dogwhistling lol. You expect us to believe that you actually encountered that same black woman from a reddit story (which itself could be fiction, as most reddit scary stories are), and you encountered her not once, but twice in 2 different states. Wow. Horror can really be an effective political propoganda tool, can't it? Even the moral of that reddit story itself was: Don't help desperate people at night. You and the OP of that reddit story are clearly just trying to scare us into becoming worse people, as bad as yourself. The audacity needed to make the claim you've made is truly next-level. Claiming with such confidence that you've met "that same black woman" lmao. At what point was this woman's face described by the author? It wasn't. Maybe all black women look the same to you, but they actually have different faces irl. So there's no way for you to prove or claim that you ran into "the same black woman" not once, but twice lmao
14:19 at the point of that story where the dog was trying to attack the guys, I would've "accidentally" let go of the dog's collar and laugh like a psycho as the dog mauled those 2 wastes of life. The second one tries to stab the dog, I stab him first.
And your dog gets stabbed because you aren't as fast as you think you are, and then your dog gets put down for mauling people. But you're a real tough guy!
I have a friend who had a personal experience with the first story. She was traveling through the US with her 6 year old daughter, husband and their golden retriever. when they stopped at a rest area, because the daughter needed to use the restroom. The dad decided to take the daughter into the building to go to the restroom, while the mom decided that this would be a great opportunity to walk their golden retriever for a couple of minutes outside while she waited on her husband and daughter. After a while, she had the golden retriever go back inside their van and she went inside the building, thinking about grabbing some Cheezits or something for her six year old daughter for the last of their trip. When she goes into the rest area, she starts looking at the vending machine and finds some Cheezits, her daughter's favorite snack. While she's checking out the rest of the snacks in the vending machine, she notices a middle aged couple start talking in French. Mind you, my friend teaches French at a local university & French is her native language, so she understood what they were saying. Woman: did you see the little blonde girl who entered the restroom? Since there were only three cars in the parking lot, my friend assumed that they were talking about her daughter. Of course, this immediately caught her attention, but at first she thought maybe that her daughter reminded them of their granddaughter or something non-malicious like that, until the male responded. Male: Yes. I saw her enter with a man and only a man. Woman: If you go into the male restroom and distract him, I can grab her right as she starts to leave the female restroom. My friend slightly turns to the left to look at the couple, watching the man start to head to the boy’s restroom. The lady smiles and waves at her. “Hello,” the lady says, and my friends *attempts* to smile back with a wave. “So, is this your first time traveling to Virginia?” the lady asked my friend, trying to make small talk. My friend smiled. “Yeah, but I think I should go to the restroom before I hit the road again.” The lady smiled again. “I’m just waiting on my daughter.” My friend smiled and walked quickly into the restroom, where she saw her daughter washing her hands. My friend then grabbed her daughter, picked her up and carried her to the car. She refused to meet the lady’s eye when she passed by her. It’s been a couple years since this happened, but my friend still has a hard time letting her daughter go to the bathroom in public places since that incident. She’s trying to allow her daughter (who is 9 now) to be more independent, but with an instance like that, I understand why it’s hard to do so...
I know this is older but I wanted to share a stranger danger ordeal that happened to my friend and I in Raleigh. We are from Hawaii and out here on work on one of my properties. Everything went okay and we are driving back to the main city to stay at a hotel. Turns out the hotel is pretty ghetto and some young black pimps are working some fat white hoes on the corner as you drive inn or out of the hotel. We just stay inside the hotel until the am and wash clothes in the onsite laundry before leaving. For the record, my friend is about 5’5” and 145 and a lamb… and I’m a chiseled 5’9” and have been in 29 street fights and 4 mob jobs so I can pretty much sense issues before they pop off. Anyways, my friend goes to the car to wait while I do the last of my check out and laundry and he’s sitting in the car surrounded by ghetto people doing shady shit. I come out and head to the car to see him getting out to meet me. At the same time he gets out and locks the car a guy in a dark hoodie gets out of his bmw and starts walking right up to him- hands in his pockets and hoodie over his face. Its about 75 degrees out so I know this is unusual. Before my friend can say a word I take big imposing strides towards him and bellow out “ open the car” with a serious look on my face- clutching a mountain of folded clothes. He turns around to see this hoodie guy walking right towards him and goes white. I keep walking with intention towards him and tell him again in an annoyed manner “ open the fuckin car” while he is literally shaking and fumbling the keys in his hand. I walk between him and hoodie guy and keep my angry demeanor on as I tell him again “ hurry up” and he eventually just hands me the keys- too shook to even open the car. By now hoodie guy hit the brakes and is assessing the situation as I push past my friend and him and snatch the keys and press the unlock button and tell him to get in. He jumps in and I walk around the drivers side and toss my clothes in and look up to see hoodie guy walk right back to his car- glancing up at me unsurely as he tries to hide his face and reposition himself back to his starting point. Theres no doubt in my mind this guy was about to jack my friend at gunpoint as this is an open carry state and you can see every other dude is strapped. Moral of the story- watch your surroundings, dont make yourself a mark and always control the situation first before someone else controls it for you! Just like a vicious dog- bad people just need to sense a little weakness to make their move and a little confidence goes a long way! 🤙🏼
I know this video is old, but I always hope for more pets to the rescue videos. I hope the kitty and doggy got the most delicious treats ever after their good deeds. What treasures our pets truly are
I should just stick to your paranormal stories (which I love). These stories don't creep me out, they make me upset that these predators still exist everywhere and likely hurt others.
This is why you need to empower the men around you to be strong minded and physically strong to protect you. Men today are getting soft, and unfortunately our women will ultimately suffer. Stay safe, miss.
@@beautifullEternal ???? Wait are ypu saying men dont know that??? Wtf, how dumb can someone be to assume such a thing. I guess women need to tell each other to stop robbery (such as shoplifting) and fraud.
That last story can be a lesson to ALL ! If you're must stop for gas, Do NOT ENGAGE with the WEIRDOS hanging out at dimly lit gas stations at 2 AM !!!!! And MOST DEFINITELY KEEP YOUR PASSENGER DOORS, FRONT & BACK LOCKED!!! Damn, this is COMMON SENSE 101, people!
Had an incident with my homophobic uncle a couple years back on the Fourth of July. My uncle lives in Louisiana and came up to Missouri for the holiday. Fast forward to 10pm and my uncle is angry drunk. He’s verbally fighting with my grandpa. I’ve got my German shepherd Rosie outside with me. I’m holding my grandma who’s crying. I eventually go over and say to my grandpa that grandmas ready to go home. Instantly my uncles hand is wrapped around my neck and lifting me off the ground yelling homophobic slurs my way (not that it matters, but I am gay). I give him a punch with my right hand, Rosie’s at his heels, and my mum comes out of nowhere tackling my uncle to the ground. Rosie let go and stepped back as soon as my uncles hand was off my neck. It took four grown men (me, grandpa, my brother in law, and dad) to get my mom off my uncle. The whole time she’s defending me and screaming that “(I,m) more of a man than (he) will ever be,”. My uncles been banished from family events by my grandparents until he can act like an adult, his kids are still allowed though because they didn’t do anything wrong and where just as horrified as everyone else. Never felt so proud of my family.
Wow, I thought Rosie was going to be the hero, but it turns out, don't mess around with your mom! My mother smacked some old lady in the face with her purse for sitting in her seat at the lunch table at the retirement home. They kicked her out.
The first two stories were my favorite. Animals are the greatest. As far as the other stories goes, I'm sorry but I'm not stopping to help anyone. People can't be trusted. If I don't know you know you I'm not stopping to help you. Awesome video. I love it.
The clerk and the female regular in the store in the first story are heroes. Too many people are too oblivious and self-involved to even notice what might be happening to someone else, let alone help someone else. Even if they didn't hear what the men said, basic body language portrays things like that if you pay attention, which they obviously did. We need more folks like that. Good smart protective kitty, too! I need to rant a bit about the human garbage/drunk guys in the second story. I'm so sick of guys like this- guys that call girls "stuck-up bitches" "uptight whores" (Oxymoron lol) when the girl politely declines a date/drink/whatever. Guys that think they have some entitlement to girls because they claim they are "nice guys". Guys that think "no" will be a "yes" with enough convincing (AKA cohersion/bullying) When I was a bartender, they'd offer to buy me a drink, and when I politely said no because I'm only 18 or agreed to a juice/pop, (I worked in WI where you can bartend at 18) they would A. Say I'm lying and/or call me names, or B. Say I must have a boyfriend who won't let me and they'd make a better boyfriend C. Keep insisting anyway, saying I'm being "uptight" or D. All of the above. I've come across many guys like this my whole life, and the same for all my female friends. When a guy is kind and polite when we turn him down, often we call him back and give him a chance just because of that, because we are so used to being called names or negged or guilted. No wonder so many women are assaulted when so many guys have such a sense of entitlement. Obviously there are good guys out there, so to those guys: if you ever see your buddy or an acquaintance do this stuff, tell him to knock it off. *Rant over, I feel a bit better now!*
Ok never leaving my house ever now. The last one happened to my twin at the hospital both of us worked at. We are supposed to get off work at the same time, but i am usually later because of my working with patients. She just said hello to a lady to be polite and the lady jumped in my sister's car. My sister immediately used her panic button and started yelling. Police and security came running out of the ER where we have to park at the back of at night. They got the lady who couldn't figure out how to unlock her door. It was way crazy and my sister and I walk out together every night now. No matter who gets off work first.
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My takeaway from the first story: Who the hell takes their cat into a public restroom?
In the last story, the lesson shouldn't be "dont ever help a stranger". Instead it should be "be smart when helping a stranger. Immediately lock all doors. Roll the window down only so much that barely even a finger could fit through. Just enough to talk and to slip some money out without sticking out your hand. Never offer more than a couple of dollars and only when it isnt with other bills. Make sure they cant see you sorting through multiple bills or see that you have larger bills. So no taking $2 out of a stack of $50 that's several 1s, 5s, 10s, etc. Or not when the $2 is tucked between a $20. Dont give coins/change because then you've got to open your window enough to stick out your entire hand. Be firm and to the point. If they get aggressive, demanding, rude or try to open your door, immediately speed off. And NEVER offer to give someone money from your ATM (that part made me want to slam my palm into my face!)." If someone approaches you outside of your car, lock it immediately if you're unable to get inside yourself. If you can, do so. Then roll down the window a crack and proceed. But if stuck outside of the car, lock the doors. If your money is inside the car, tell them you have none. When they've walked off a little or their back is turned, unlock only your door, get in, lock it and crack window and shout over that you found a couple bucks. If they can see the money inside your car because it's on the seat or cup holders, explain you're going to put money on your energy box (some people have a box in their home that controls and keeps track of electricity usage, and they prepay at this sort of ATM for their electricity), or that you're going to get a money order for a bill and you dont even have money to spare for yourself. But obviously ideally you should never leave your money in the open where a stranger can see it. I'm a server at the moment and I try to put all my tips/cash into my ATM 3 times a week and only keep $10 on me in cash (or less).
28:40 - now that was awkward to narrate ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )
Lazy Masquerade You are making me want to skip to that part. XD
Oh my😂
That's okay Lazy. It is kinda weird
Lazy Masquerade 😂😂😂😂💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Oh god damnit.
Lol "Dude you're bleeding what happened?!"
"I was attacked!"
"By who?"
" Zeusy Moosey!!!"
@Cheech Whit ok gn
Classic
@Dagmar Sanchez same honestly
LMAO nice
My dogs name was Spaz and he loved it when I called him Spazzy wazzy lol 😂
*In a deep voice* "Please note that I am a female."
Wow, puberty, am I right?
Jacket Josh His voice aint deep lol, listen to corpse husband
I immediately thought of doctor girlfriend from the venture brothers.
Jacket Josh 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Jacket Josh lmfao
I love when guy narrators say they're a "5" 2' female" or something. It's so funny
“for anyone interested in pictures...”
* immediately takes out my phone from my pocket to see a photo of the pet from the story*
Same omg
Same here haha
Every time!
Me to a tee lol
I did the exact same thing 🤣
Zeus is a 10/10 goodboy. 5 stars, would use for protection again.
Couldn't help reading "would use for protection again" as a double entendre. 😂
Sadly I've come across guys like that and see how they talk to females. That's why I always make sure my knives are bigger. I don't tolerate bullied or predatory people.
@Drumslav Czechisenko sounds like something the party boys would say.
Tony Snell Same. I’m 5’4 and after having guys randomly ask me for sex on the street on several occasions almost back to back. It freaked me out a little (mostly because i look way younger than my age and some of the guys gave of pedo vibes). So my bf got me 2 decent sized knives. I wanted a pocket knife, but honestly it wouldn’t rlly help someone as small as me to ‘threaten’ a rando away, much less defend myself if i needed to.
@@smb. Well at the point of pulling a knife you are past the threatening stage. If I pull a knife it's being used. Now for legal reasons below the waist is only a misdemeanor in most situations. Stay away from the groin and inner thigh because you don't want to cut the femoral artery but never hesitate to harm someone that won't hesitate to harm you. I hate to plug myself but I'm starting a You Tube Channel soon and have a FB and IG under TipsyJoesBartending. Just if you and the bf ever want to check it out. I've seen a lot of stuff in my time and it's terrible. Please stay safe because I want to hear from you and know you are doing well again.
"Why do you carry a gun?"
"...you ever watch Lazy Masquerade?"
Yeah, tell me about it. I'm pretty paranoid about being robbed, assaulted, home-invaded or stolen from just by default, but listening to these stories really elevates that feeling to a whole other level.
The Stale Gamer I used to watch the show "Disappeared" and have to have my AR15 on my lap because it freaked me out so bad that people can just disappear like that.
I can't own one because in Illinois you can't get a gun for 5 years after a psych hospital stay; a bullshit rule because I wasn't there for any kind of violence. Being a girl though, I walk with my key between my fingers
Cabaret Macabre it's illegal to carry anything that can be considered a concealed weapon here in Australia 😱
Luipaard005 I'm not allowed knives either, not for reason of law but because I'm 17 and my mother doesn't allow me one.
lol I just can't imagine someone walking a cat into a gas station on a leash
Black Bunny true lol
I work at a gas station and absolutely no pets allowed except service dogs. So I'm not sure how they just strolled in there with it.
It wasn't a cat. It was actually just a dog, whose name was Mike Hat.
Milquetoast 272 well you just did it
Milquetoast 272 iv seen people walking rabbits.
THE DOG AND CAT PICS WERE SOOOOOOO CUTE THEY WERE THE BEST
*chanting* PET TAX! PET TAX!
The dolphin and picture looks wrong Dobermans have pointy ears not floppy ears I don't even know if that was a real Doberman have you told me never seen has pointy ears
@@thehillbillygamer2183 dobermans are born with floppy ears. The ears are cropped and taped to make them stand.
@@lux6961 It's funny how friendly & puppy like the look with floppy ears. :D
Yes 🙌🏻 I grew up with dobes so I loved that one especially
Of course the protector kitty is a Russian blue!! Such an interesting breed that attaches themselves to the owner and promises to be your sidekick til the end of time ❤️
Very interesting indeed. Mine would bitch slap me if I stared at him too long, but at the same time would wait by my door until I came home from school and liked to crawl down my back (even if I was standing up). I always felt like he was protective of me; like, “only I can be an ass to her” kind of protective.
my russian blue is scared of everything but seems to become brave when im in trouble! I love her
I said the same the very same thing out loud to myself! 😂 “Of course it’s a Russian Blue…”
Awesome breed… very intelligent / dog-like qualities x
"A good judge of Character" Animals are AMAZING. They know things we don't. What a Beautiful Cat.
My mother had the scummiest boyfriend when I was a child, and my dog hated his guts from day one. Now I won't date anyone my dogs don't like.
@@bluevioletandlilac Right. I always trust my dogs. When they don't like someone, it is for a reason
animals are the best! we don't deserve them!
Damn y'all are lucky, my dog loves everyone, even my scummy ass relatives. She's too pure to be relied on :']
My cats have like all of two guys I’ve ever had at my house, didn’t work out with either of them but telling people that my cats don’t really like men only to have them come out looking for pets 20 minutes later makes me look like an idiot
Two pet pictures in one video? What did we do to deserve such a kind gesture?!❤😭
i know this is old but that was funny
"I recently drove from Philadelphia, PA to Buffalo, NY with my cat..."
Yep. Going to be a good story with that line.
@Henry Morris-Knightley Regular stops is all a kitty really needs : ) About as often as people need to eat and use the washroom anyways. They don't really normally need to "go" unless they just ate a bunch of food or drank a bunch of water. Many times, eating food is what gets their bowels moving, just like with humans and a big meal, so as long as you give them some food to nom on and some water to drink once you stop, order some food for yourself while they're in the car, once you come back with your food they should have mostly finished so leash them up and open the door where they can have access to grass and dirt and set them there. If they need to go, they'll go, lol XD If they don't go right away, just enjoy your break and eat, letting them have some time to digest and wander, and chances are they'll do their thing within 15 minutes. Cats will hold it, but since they'd be aware that they'll have to go in the car again for who knows how long, they'll almost certainly know that this'll be their only chance to relieve themselves for a while. You can always bring a little bit of litter (only clay, paper or wood pellets) to sprinkle on the ground for the familiar smell to help them get the idea that this is their time and spot to go. Playing with them can also help get the lower muscles tensing to move their bowels along and give them some much needed exercise and fun during long rides, if they aren't already super curious about the outdoors they were just given the opportunity to explore a bit. Litter is just a replacement for a cat's natural instinct to dig and bury their leavings because they hide the smell from their prey.
Awesome response! 👍Only thing is, I'd be super nervous letting my cat off the leash! I didn't think to have a bit of litter on hand to familiarize the kitty with going potty. 🙆
Great idea!💡
@@jamieleigh3750 You can just get one of the long tether style leashes for dogs and attach it to the headrest bar or other loop in your car so your kitty has the ample length it needs to get comfortable and explore a bit. Just make sure to have a familiar treat bag or noisy toy for sound that they love and respond to if you need to get their attention and never get panicky vocally; always gently high pitched and encouraging/praising. And move slow but relaxed and confident. Those two personal factors can completely influence your kitty's comfort level, along with their favourite style of pets, usually the base of the tail/butt pats, as they may duck from nervousness by their head if their whiskers get touched.
That's how I train them to be comfortable with being outside with me. After having being outside be a "fun" thing, I never ever have to worry about my indoor cats bolting through the front door into danger. They'll go out when they're excited, sure, and they get scolded at the door so they don't run, but once outside, they are never ever in trouble as they'll just run further away from you, faster than you could ever hope to catch. My boys go out for 1 reason: the grass, and they have been trained to stay close-by while outdoors. That's the biggest mistake people make; panicking and not at least somewhat familiarizing your indoor kitty with the outdoors. Make it a routine when they do go out, where it's a "wow, cool, outside!" and then encouragement to the grass to nom on it in the same spot each time. I hope this helps you and anyone else that wants to go the extra mile to keep their kitties safe and happy! : ) Even bringing in and cleaning a few blades of soft grass for them to enjoy can help if they get out as they'll instantly stop and chew the moment they smell it! XD
Zues the moose
Zuesy Moosey I love it
Isaiah Bains this comment made me laugh so hard because my dad has a miniature Doberman named Zues and I call him Zues the moose or zuesy moosey
lol
Isaiah Bains I used to call my dog moose or moosey 😄. I miss him.
Isaiah Bains Zeus* Zeusy*
This was my favorite story. It showed a properly raised dog by someone who has experience with dogs that have aggressive tendicies. They're not easy to raise. I personally own Rotties. Wonderful with people they know, extremely loving and protective of their family. Very gentle. They also come with the instinct where they know right away if somebody has ill intentions and will react right away. All of these so called dangerous breeds aren't if they've been raised properly by an experienced owner. I volunteered for years at animal controls that most of the bite cases that came in were from small dogs. My horse of a dog I have now is a masstiff/rottie mix. His name is also Zeus although we normally call him Zeusy. We reserve calling him Zeus when he's misbehaving. That way he knows he's being bad! My first dog was actually a Doberman so I want to give a big shout out to this girl. Aren't they great dogs?!!!
I remember a couple years ago when me and my friends used to sneak out of the house to have fun night adventures. It was one late ass night and we had stopped to get gas and I found my gang talking to some dude. He looked to be homeless and he said he had spoken to my friends and they agreed to give him a ride (without my permission in my car). I didnt know how to say no after they had already gone and made a promise, so I was stuck with him.
The dude was absolutely stoned out of his fucking mind because he spoke the entire ride back. I was a little worried that he was dangerous but he never spoke in a tone that could resemble danger. He was very grateful for the ride and spoke about how he stole flowers for some blonde girl he met. My friends were absolutely dead silent except for one of my friends who laughed at every funny thing he said.
Eventually we made it to his house and he got out, thanking us profusely. He was certainly charming in a way and I enjoyed driving him home despite his drunken stupor. What shocked me though was that my friends asked me why i drove him home. I barked at them to not promise rides without my permission, and they told me they never promised him a ride.
He seemed like a nice guy
Similar thing - back in the day, we didn't have a good phone so if go across the road to use the pay phone. After one call in the evening, a guy came over, real nice, talked to me like he knew me. He seemed stoned, and a bit distracted, but nothing crazy, and some of my friends would get regularly stoned, so didn't think too much of it. I assumed he knew my flatmate, and that I just didn't recognize him. So when he followed me back to the house, my innocent self let him just follow me inside. We often had parties so it wasn't unusual for people to be round. We sat in the lounge with my other two flatmates and had a really nice evening. Two or three hours later he left, and my flatmates asked me who my friend was. Turns out none of us knew him 😂 Luckily he was nice, but still wonder what was going through his head.
sounds like he was just stoned out of his mind and he needed a ride, probably thought that you and your friends would say no if he asked for a ride so he lied about being promised that he can have a ride in your car. Still glad no one got hurt tho
@@SpookEYe47 Yeah thats what we thought too. He was definitely off his rocker on drugs but he was a nice dude
How to say no: Step one: open your mouth. Step two: say "no". Fuck politeness, Your safety is more important than social niceties.
Dogs and cats know. They just know. My rescued pit bull has saved me from some creepy ass people in the past and is loyal to a fault. She’s not even a big dog but when she goes berserk she is utterly terrifying, especially to the guy who tried to break into my house.
amazing :O
Excellent! I love it! Good doggie. 😁👌
@@CivilEngineerWroxton yes you can always trust your pet to get a little more of that feeling especially if you were in a good relationship with your pet 🐶 9ll is still a valid way to get all the facts for solving the only way to get any sleep and I mean for the family supposed to tell if a good day and I have to have my own problems to go to do the same time as the other side is having their own private problem to get a chance to live their lives to the long ending explained the night so we'll probably won't see if they can get to see Old age🗝️ you and then I can go on about the new level of crime and illegal street drugs
@@CivilEngineerWroxton awesome pet you have
I just love a good doggie saving the day story anytime to be a good day
That cat was cute as heck.
Anna Rose Moth yes
cat on a leash, OH MAH GOD! SOUNDS SO CUTE! THAT CAT LOOKS SO SOFT!!!
So hecking cute
I didn't know heck looks cute....what does heck look like? Who or what is heck?
JKJK, yes I know my reply to your comment is irrelevant and unnecessary LOL, so yes I know you were saying "heck" as a dramatized expression about the cats cuteness. I'm just being a dumbass because I'm bored.
Wow your comment was posted a year ago....shit
Have a good one :)
A good judge of character
I laugh every time I visualize a cat on a leash.
Mia Bee I have a friend who walks her cat.
Mary Vargo dead cat
My friend walks her cat all the time, since she's an inside cat.
I have a Bengal and she comes around with me on a lead :)
I fucking can't with the idea of someone trying to walk a cat on a leash lmfao
The thing that always worries me about the stories where the psycho starts by asking for help is that I know I'd be one of the people that always tries to help them and too dumb and self-conscious to find a way to stop helping them when i notice somethings not right
localtortoise That's what sociopaths do. They prey on other people's virtues.
Yes, and they KNOW that there are people just like YOU and THAT is who they prey on. It's just a numbers game to them. The next time a bum begs for change from you tell them "no". Then watch what they do. They go to the next, then the next, then the next even though they are collecting $$ from other gullibles along the way. The next time you start to feel bad for a begger keep in mind that the average panhandler rakes in an average of 60k tax free dollars a year!! That is more than 4 times as much as a person who works a full time min. wage job!!
Same
Yep. Bc apparently I'd rather be abducted/molested/killed by a psycho than be rude! =/
People who need real help in an emergency are _always_ glad when you call 911. If you offer to call 911 and they try to talk you out of it or get aggressive, then you know they’re a predator. Make sure you’re always at a safe distance before announcing the call though! If possible in the presence of other people/behind a locked door.
It’s amazing that the counter guy knew what was happening and he immediately intervened and they got her out safely. Not everyone would have even tried to help. I’m glad she got away safe
"thankfully my stupidity didn't kill me." I mean sure she stopped for the lady, but that whole story ends up simply being how the protagonist outsmarted the panhandler.
That cat was freakin cute
Solomon Casado ikr? Grey cats freaking rule. 😊
Bethsabée Newrose I DONT CARE THE DOG WAS CUTER
Looks exactly like my cat...but mines a boy
Solomon Casado literally all fucking cats are cute
@Levek I'm sorry for your loss
You really don't want to mess with a Doberman
REEV yes
I want one ! 😁
My dad’s always said he can handle a German shepherd, pitbull, rottweiler, any common guard dog; but he doesn’t fuck with Dobermans
@@cats1970 I wouldn't fuck with a rotweiler either. they just snap sometimes
REEV nah. Not at all.
Glad I take my 90 pound white German Shepherd with me almost everywhere I go
DirtyBrownieMix White sheppies = magical epic awesomeness.
Bethsabée Newrose Definitely!!!!
DirtyBrownieMix 90 pounds? My shepherd weighs the same as I do: 120 ibs
@@Bethsabee_Sheba_Newrose cringe
He's over 100 now and still growing I'm sure😂😂😂😂
So I wonder who's car the "blue one" was. Was it another female?
Ah, Kitty is gorgeous!!
Yeah, as I drove off I would have called the cops so that they wouldn't do to someone else what they tried to do to me.
*woman
human traffickers probably... snatch females by themselves at a gas station with no cameras in a secluded out in the middle of buttf*ck nowhere...
@@kimmyfreak200 WOMEN. we liked to called women. You might enjoy being called a "female" but not everyone does
@@robyn7691 Don't speak for everyone bro.
Please include more animal stories, it's so interesting to hear how perceptive they are! The pet photos are also a big plus~
Sorry for the delay on this one - hope you all enjoy!
yes daddy
Lazy Masquerade You should make a conspiracy theory video!
Great Video! :)
Lazy Masquerade sup
Lazy Masquerade 😁
AHH! The cat in the first story looks EXACTLY like my Loki!!!
Rory Turing I've always dreamed of owning a cat named Loki
Rory Turing same
Castiel .The Angel I have a cat named Loki
Castiel .The Angel One day...XP
I used to have a cat named Loki. Miss him!
Hey lazy do you have a girlfriend? (Legit question)
No, I'm forever alone :v
Lazy Masquerade don't worry, me too.
she's trying to get at you bro lol ;). charm her
Lazy Masquerade we're in the same boat XD
Lazy Masquerade sameXD
if i've learned anything from being a girl, its that 1 in 3 dudes you meet in public is a total creep. that goes up to about 99/100 guys you meet online
What the hell kind of guys have you been around
Kåi Kommentates that’s just the market my friend, just because you aren’t like that doesn’t mean they are not out there in droves, sending unsolicited dick pics and trying to guilt trip you into sending nudes or even black mail you. When I was 16 I had a random stranger threaten me to give them nudes saying they will post all my profile information to porn sites along with saying that I will give nudes which is silly. He was trying to catfish me on other accounts by being nice but I was getting sick of it all anyways so I just deleted my account. Before that (from when I was like 11) I had a lot of guys who would send me dick pics who are obviously grown men, who I told I was a minor. It was like 9/10 people I met online were men trying to send a dick pic or get nudes at all costs. At some point you just give up on trying to talk to people online and it kind of makes me wonder if people walking down the street like that are too. Am I overly cautious? Probably? But do I regret it? Not really.
@@rachelh3250 always a good attitude and Trate to have got to look after yourself I am a gun carrier and once shoot a creep trying to take a 11 year old girl from a park he littraly pulled up in the van grabbed this child luckily i was walking past as the mother screamed the guy himself was in a buisness suite normal looking guy but shoot him in the arm he dropped like a sack of potatos then sat on him till cops came ended up he abbducted 3 diffeent children before hand and locked them in his house be safe out there folks theres not many good guys out there but us small breed will try and help
The Anime Chef yeah I carry a taser because I had a man follow me into a grocery store when I was 18, he was trying to pay me for sex. Once I made it clear I was not into it he look mortified and left. I was so scared to leave the store. I called the police and they looked to see if he was still in the area and gave me a number to call if I ever saw him again but I never have. He looked like a regular older dude maybe in his mid 40’s or early 50’s. I have not had to use it so far, luckily.
1/3*
Catto be like: "Paint meow like one of your French girls"
Bwahahaha xD
Zeus might be my favorite story ever! Hell yes! I actually smiled. lol
Same here lol I loved how wholesome that picture of him was. 10/10 goodest boy
And they wonder why people don't stop to help people get unstuck when there's a snow storm...
And it's was good to know you lazy, good luck at the job interview... at least we still got be busta, corps husband...
Can you please do one on middle school horror stories?
The Chemistry Kid I wish :)
The Chemistry Kid being in the middle of school is a horror story on its own
It's KhaozOnline it is
Oh boy I remember middle school. Ah, how fast life goes on.
What could possibly happen in middle school thats so horrible lmao
It may be screwed up, but I was even more happy after seeing the photo Zeus and seeing that he had not had his ears cropped, which is normally just done for strictly cosmetic reasons. Yes, before anyone says anything, there are a few instances in which ear cropping can be done for medical purposes, usually a tendency for the animal to have a lot of ear infections or something similar. It can also be be done because of malformation or some sort of injury. I've even seen a dog who as a puppy was found as a stray with its very young littermates, probably only a couple of days old at the time, and their mother, and this one puppy in particular had been missing it's outer ear flap. Though puppies are born deaf and blind to begin with, missing the earflap wouldn't have allowed it to hear any sooner but was probably just the result of a birth defect where it was born without the outer ear flap or even possibly an accident which occurred soon after birth in which the mother may have been cleaning the pup a little too aggressively and accidentally bit the small ear flap that it should have had off. Growing up down south I only ever saw one legitimate reason for working dog to have cropped ears and it was in the case of dogs used for hunting, especially hog hunting because if they don't have a floppy ear or very much ear left around the actual ear canal, then if they are the type of dogs who sniff out, chase, and hold/pin down the animal until their Master gets there to either dispatch the animal or at least apply brambles so that they can be transported while still alive, (some places require that when wild hogs are being removed as nuisances/invaders, that they be brambled to begin with and then eventually dispatched elsewhere or relocated, depending on the state and local laws to which they are bound.
I want this freaking cat, it sounds so cute. I wish I could walk mine. It sounds like Sailor Moon's Cat or the Cat from Kiki's Delivery Service
any cat can be leash trained if it's bonded too you an you have become leader of the pride it will follow obidiently
" I went for a long car drive with my cat"
Later
" she hates loud things especially cars"
🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔🤔
Update: I hate cats but that cat is so so adorable
lol
My thought exactly xD
Jake Ingersoll "she hates loud things, especially llamas with hats who kill people and eat their hands"
Was thinking the exact same thing. Girl logic lol
CAAAAAARLLLLL :3
The dog in my pic is named hades
Scary boi
Beautiful boy
Tell Hades I love him
nobody cares dude.
Wolf looking boi
Who the fuck has a leash for a cat???
Tom Mitchell lol white people
Tom Mitchell i do
Tom Mitchell Kinky people
Tom Mitchell i did shes gone tho, ran away
Tom Mitchell 😂😂😂😂😂who walks a cat
I keep trying to sleep but then you say “here’s a picture of ______” 😂😂
Imagine my surprise when I happened upon this channel. This is the best narrator in the history of narrates.
I love the animal pics included with the stories
i want that cat... and Zeus
If Lazy responds I'll quadruple backflip off a cloud
FastSloth 28 Clouds arent solid so you cant take a backflip from one
FastSloth 28 no response for you
the O and H atoms are solid
Thohold what if i believe enough ?
Dobermans, Rotty's and Shepards are wonderful dogs treat them right and they will protect you with their life I miss mine.
I pissed away 8yrs of my life in the military MYSELF, so story #3 screams Fort Jackson Sooth Carolina
story 2: if someone called my dog a deranged mutt i would let him loose.
And risk them pressing charges and trying to get the dog put down? Yeah real good idea 🙄
@@EmeraldEsmerelda as a fellow doberman owner, i can asure you that they are super friendly and do not attack unless threatened(even if they are not leashed). If your dog does otherwise, I suggest you invest in a trainer. 🥰
@@karishmaswamy1200My Doberman is well behaved thank you
@@EmeraldEsmerelda I'm glad 🤗
28:40
How many takes did that take then? lmao
Not so many. I guess I practiced that one before somewhere... x)
Jesus xD Love the content man, keep it up!
Lazy Masquerade 😂 Ily
Lazy Masquerade SMOOTH AS FUCKKKKKK 😂😂😂😂
That thumbnail looks like something from Death Note. I wish I could watch that show for the first time again
Seeing Zeusy moosey was the highlight of my day, what a good boy. I hope he gets lots of belly rubs and treats
TLDR: Pets are the best thing ever
Story #2 Some good boy just earned a stake
*steak
libtard cornflakes are u from cornflakes city
Should have earned some tasty douchebag leg, but steak is just as good
Scottie Currie fair enough
Earning a stake doesn't sound so good.
Could you make some more videos about alien encounters or men in black/ black eyes children? They're so interesting. 😮
oh shit i have a perfect story for this!!! do you accept stories??? my dog Mojo just recently passed away in November... but he once too saved my life and let me tell you... it was a creepy fucking story. i actually painted Mojo a few months ago. i owed him my life. www.artstation.com/artwork/8m0mm
Aww that's an adorable picture :3 he seemed like a good dog!
You're a great artist, I love your painting of your dog. I had a dog who gave her life for mine and another who ate the fingers off a burglar that tried to break in to our house. Dogs REALLY are our best friends. They don't think twice about saving the lives of those they love.
"Taught a lesson in mannerisms"?
probably cuts their face like that one movie hoodlums vs hoodies
When I read this he said that sentence. I thought it was pretty funny
“City A” lmao is this a story from one punch man
4:54 omg she's absolutely adorable!!! I usually think that my cat is the most beautiful one (as is natural, I believe) but she may beat her!
Thank you so much for the relaxing, appropriate photos while you narrate. I've had to unsubscribe from others for going to gameplay, etc...during the video. Please never change!
EnglishLitGirl ugh that's so damn annoying. I've done the same as you, unsubbed from them.
EnglishLitGirl if gameplay bothers you just listen to the video. You don't need to watch gameplay to hear what the narrator says. If you unsub just because someone wants to try something new for their channel then you probably shouldn't be subbed to them in the first place.
I'm sorry....I didn't ask for your opinion? I unsubscribed from them because the game play had absolutely nothing to do with the stories being read. If I want to watch a game play channel, I would subscribe to that, not a scary stories channel. Obviously, others agree with me based on how many people liked my comment, so maybe stay in your own lane next time? I don't need you to tell me who I should or should not be subscribed to.
EnglishLitGirl If you post a comment you leave it up for response. If you don't want someone to share their opinion with you, don't comment. I'm not gonna just bitch out and be scared to give my opinion because some random person told me to. Get over yourself. I don't understand why people act all entitled on the internet just because they can leave a comment. I'm not expecting you to agree with me, because I'd rather people form their own opinions. If you disagree with my opinion that's 100% fine by me. But don't try and chat shit just because you disagree.
EnglishLitGirl The road doesn't have anything to deal with the story either
love the stories. animals can be real heroes for us and it is great to see how they protect us
sometimes i wish my two yorkshire terriers were a bit bigger so i’d feel safe when i’m around them, but ah well :””) at least one of them tried, my dad and i used to play fight a lot and buddy (my male dog) would tug on his pant sleeve and bark, which was obviously useless but extremely endearing 😭😭
I love this comment section so much it’s so wholesome omg
Yes, been waiting. I always play Starcraft to your videos and for some reason this goes really well together, wish me luck, Lazy!^^
Blast them Zerg!
I like to play planet coaster while I listen :) Starcraft is awesome tho
The current mutation is almost too easy, so I can focus on the narrating only(even on hard!)
Is Planet Coaster something you reccomend?
Elena Törnqvist minecraft 4 me. it gives me ideas for structures
Elena Törnqvist I usually play team fortress 2 while listening to these
lazy!! please do scary truck driver experiences either from a truck drivers perspective or with a truck driver.
Dogs are the best!
Adam Ziggy yes
I've encountered that same black woman in Florida and recently in Colorado while waiting for my food to be brought out.. this time she needed $60 for an inhaler for her asthma and a ride to some park I never heard of. Belligerent and wreaking of alcohol, using the same line about being a friend to her and "don't you like black people?" when I offered her a twenty and told her sorry I have to take the food home to my family, it's the reason I parked here.. Then an off duty ambulance pulled up and I ran up to them asking for help for my asthmatic friend.. she was pissed, but I played it the same way she did, begging them to save her life with an inhaler. Turned out they knew her and said she was banned by the police from that restaurant parking area.. so many years of living away from Florida had softened my vigilance. Now I'm back to habitually locking my doors any time I slow down the car.. just like anyone who wants to survive living on the east coast.
Oh wow... how interesting. However, the original story didn't mention a "middle-age black woman." They never specified the race of the woman at all. But whatever sells the story, uh.
@@lydiajoi3470 It did mention the race of the woman. Right at the beginning he says "I noticed a black woman sitting on the curb"
this is obviously r@cist dogwhistling lol. You expect us to believe that you actually encountered that same black woman from a reddit story (which itself could be fiction, as most reddit scary stories are), and you encountered her not once, but twice in 2 different states. Wow. Horror can really be an effective political propoganda tool, can't it? Even the moral of that reddit story itself was: Don't help desperate people at night.
You and the OP of that reddit story are clearly just trying to scare us into becoming worse people, as bad as yourself. The audacity needed to make the claim you've made is truly next-level. Claiming with such confidence that you've met "that same black woman" lmao. At what point was this woman's face described by the author? It wasn't. Maybe all black women look the same to you, but they actually have different faces irl. So there's no way for you to prove or claim that you ran into "the same black woman" not once, but twice lmao
I loved hearing the story from the soldier, because as a soldier myself, the way he described barracks life is completely accurate
Oh the Doberman was so adorable! I have 3. 2 rust and 1 blue, Jake Jackie & Charlie
That one comforting mid-roll add that scares the shit out of you if you're not expecting it.
Heyli daddy? is that you?
I love that you included the pet photos!
halfcatgirl my gawd
14:19 at the point of that story where the dog was trying to attack the guys, I would've "accidentally" let go of the dog's collar and laugh like a psycho as the dog mauled those 2 wastes of life. The second one tries to stab the dog, I stab him first.
And your dog gets stabbed because you aren't as fast as you think you are, and then your dog gets put down for mauling people. But you're a real tough guy!
Lazy : "I live in the Barracks"
Me : ThaNkS oBamA!
Worst CQ soldiers ever....of all time lol
Your narrations are the best things since sliced bread.
NotBronzeYet no sliced bread is better
@@eruchitanda4585 Fuck sliced bread.
Notification Squad where you at??
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I have a friend who had a personal experience with the first story. She was traveling through the US with her 6 year old daughter, husband and their golden retriever. when they stopped at a rest area, because the daughter needed to use the restroom. The dad decided to take the daughter into the building to go to the restroom, while the mom decided that this would be a great opportunity to walk their golden retriever for a couple of minutes outside while she waited on her husband and daughter. After a while, she had the golden retriever go back inside their van and she went inside the building, thinking about grabbing some Cheezits or something for her six year old daughter for the last of their trip. When she goes into the rest area, she starts looking at the vending machine and finds some Cheezits, her daughter's favorite snack. While she's checking out the rest of the snacks in the vending machine, she notices a middle aged couple start talking in French. Mind you, my friend teaches French at a local university & French is her native language, so she understood what they were saying.
Woman: did you see the little blonde girl who entered the restroom?
Since there were only three cars in the parking lot, my friend assumed that they were talking about her daughter. Of course, this immediately caught her attention, but at first she thought maybe that her daughter reminded them of their granddaughter or something non-malicious like that, until the male responded.
Male: Yes. I saw her enter with a man and only a man.
Woman: If you go into the male restroom and distract him, I can grab her right as she starts to leave the female restroom.
My friend slightly turns to the left to look at the couple, watching the man start to head to the boy’s restroom. The lady smiles and waves at her. “Hello,” the lady says, and my friends *attempts* to smile back with a wave.
“So, is this your first time traveling to Virginia?” the lady asked my friend, trying to make small talk. My friend smiled. “Yeah, but I think I should go to the restroom before I hit the road again.” The lady smiled again.
“I’m just waiting on my daughter.”
My friend smiled and walked quickly into the restroom, where she saw her daughter washing her hands. My friend then grabbed her daughter, picked her up and carried her to the car. She refused to meet the lady’s eye when she passed by her.
It’s been a couple years since this happened, but my friend still has a hard time letting her daughter go to the bathroom in public places since that incident. She’s trying to allow her daughter (who is 9 now) to be more independent, but with an instance like that, I understand why it’s hard to do so...
I know this is older but I wanted to share a stranger danger ordeal that happened to my friend and I in Raleigh. We are from Hawaii and out here on work on one of my properties. Everything went okay and we are driving back to the main city to stay at a hotel. Turns out the hotel is pretty ghetto and some young black pimps are working some fat white hoes on the corner as you drive inn or out of the hotel. We just stay inside the hotel until the am and wash clothes in the onsite laundry before leaving. For the record, my friend is about 5’5” and 145 and a lamb… and I’m a chiseled 5’9” and have been in 29 street fights and 4 mob jobs so I can pretty much sense issues before they pop off. Anyways, my friend goes to the car to wait while I do the last of my check out and laundry and he’s sitting in the car surrounded by ghetto people doing shady shit. I come out and head to the car to see him getting out to meet me. At the same time he gets out and locks the car a guy in a dark hoodie gets out of his bmw and starts walking right up to him- hands in his pockets and hoodie over his face. Its about 75 degrees out so I know this is unusual. Before my friend can say a word I take big imposing strides towards him and bellow out “ open the car” with a serious look on my face- clutching a mountain of folded clothes. He turns around to see this hoodie guy walking right towards him and goes white. I keep walking with intention towards him and tell him again in an annoyed manner “ open the fuckin car” while he is literally shaking and fumbling the keys in his hand. I walk between him and hoodie guy and keep my angry demeanor on as I tell him again “ hurry up” and he eventually just hands me the keys- too shook to even open the car. By now hoodie guy hit the brakes and is assessing the situation as I push past my friend and him and snatch the keys and press the unlock button and tell him to get in. He jumps in and I walk around the drivers side and toss my clothes in and look up to see hoodie guy walk right back to his car- glancing up at me unsurely as he tries to hide his face and reposition himself back to his starting point. Theres no doubt in my mind this guy was about to jack my friend at gunpoint as this is an open carry state and you can see every other dude is strapped. Moral of the story- watch your surroundings, dont make yourself a mark and always control the situation first before someone else controls it for you! Just like a vicious dog- bad people just need to sense a little weakness to make their move and a little confidence goes a long way! 🤙🏼
I know this video is old, but I always hope for more pets to the rescue videos. I hope the kitty and doggy got the most delicious treats ever after their good deeds. What treasures our pets truly are
I should just stick to your paranormal stories (which I love). These stories don't creep me out, they make me upset that these predators still exist everywhere and likely hurt others.
Because as we all know ignoring things makes them stop being real
This is why you need to empower the men around you to be strong minded and physically strong to protect you.
Men today are getting soft, and unfortunately our women will ultimately suffer.
Stay safe, miss.
Hrodebert Craufurd it maybe men could tell other men not the be psychotic fucking assholes
@@beautifullEternal ???? Wait are ypu saying men dont know that??? Wtf, how dumb can someone be to assume such a thing. I guess women need to tell each other to stop robbery (such as shoplifting) and fraud.
Why did this have to become a gender thing both genders are assholes all humans are assholes let’s leave it at that
If there's anything that these sort of videos can teach you, don't worry about being "nice" if you think shit's about to go down.
That last story can be a lesson to ALL ! If you're must stop for gas, Do NOT ENGAGE with the WEIRDOS hanging out at dimly lit gas stations at 2 AM !!!!! And MOST DEFINITELY KEEP YOUR PASSENGER DOORS, FRONT & BACK LOCKED!!! Damn, this is COMMON SENSE 101, people!
....and your right hand on the trigger....common sense 101, right?
@@kelymknowles1
Off the trigger until you need to fire, safety first.
That's why I'm happy my car only unlocks the driver side from one touch of the button
Had an incident with my homophobic uncle a couple years back on the Fourth of July. My uncle lives in Louisiana and came up to Missouri for the holiday. Fast forward to 10pm and my uncle is angry drunk. He’s verbally fighting with my grandpa. I’ve got my German shepherd Rosie outside with me. I’m holding my grandma who’s crying. I eventually go over and say to my grandpa that grandmas ready to go home. Instantly my uncles hand is wrapped around my neck and lifting me off the ground yelling homophobic slurs my way (not that it matters, but I am gay). I give him a punch with my right hand, Rosie’s at his heels, and my mum comes out of nowhere tackling my uncle to the ground. Rosie let go and stepped back as soon as my uncles hand was off my neck. It took four grown men (me, grandpa, my brother in law, and dad) to get my mom off my uncle. The whole time she’s defending me and screaming that “(I,m) more of a man than (he) will ever be,”. My uncles been banished from family events by my grandparents until he can act like an adult, his kids are still allowed though because they didn’t do anything wrong and where just as horrified as everyone else. Never felt so proud of my family.
Wow, I thought Rosie was going to be the hero, but it turns out, don't mess around with your mom! My mother smacked some old lady in the face with her purse for sitting in her seat at the lunch table at the retirement home. They kicked her out.
Lol
"For anyone interested here's a picture of my cat"
That was too random
who's complaining tho
who wouldn't be interested????
what a cute dog. zeus the moose awwh thats so adorable😊❤️
The first two stories were my favorite. Animals are the greatest. As far as the other stories goes, I'm sorry but I'm not stopping to help anyone. People can't be trusted. If I don't know you know you I'm not stopping to help you. Awesome video. I love it.
You make my day! Thought you should know :)
Calamity Jane yrd
“Military get a four day weekend on National Holidays....”
Not when you’re on Fkin DePLoymENt!!!!!?!?!
The clerk and the female regular in the store in the first story are heroes. Too many people are too oblivious and self-involved to even notice what might be happening to someone else, let alone help someone else. Even if they didn't hear what the men said, basic body language portrays things like that if you pay attention, which they obviously did. We need more folks like that. Good smart protective kitty, too!
I need to rant a bit about the human garbage/drunk guys in the second story. I'm so sick of guys like this- guys that call girls "stuck-up bitches" "uptight whores" (Oxymoron lol) when the girl politely declines a date/drink/whatever. Guys that think they have some entitlement to girls because they claim they are "nice guys". Guys that think "no" will be a "yes" with enough convincing (AKA cohersion/bullying) When I was a bartender, they'd offer to buy me a drink, and when I politely said no because I'm only 18 or agreed to a juice/pop, (I worked in WI where you can bartend at 18) they would A. Say I'm lying and/or call me names, or B. Say I must have a boyfriend who won't let me and they'd make a better boyfriend C. Keep insisting anyway, saying I'm being "uptight" or D. All of the above. I've come across many guys like this my whole life, and the same for all my female friends. When a guy is kind and polite when we turn him down, often we call him back and give him a chance just because of that, because we are so used to being called names or negged or guilted. No wonder so many women are assaulted when so many guys have such a sense of entitlement. Obviously there are good guys out there, so to those guys: if you ever see your buddy or an acquaintance do this stuff, tell him to knock it off. *Rant over, I feel a bit better now!*
"Heres a picture of my cat, a good judge of character" what lmao
we don’t deserve dogs i swear, i feel so safe around mine
Respect to Zeusy Moosy! 😂
Ok never leaving my house ever now. The last one happened to my twin at the hospital both of us worked at. We are supposed to get off work at the same time, but i am usually later because of my working with patients. She just said hello to a lady to be polite and the lady jumped in my sister's car. My sister immediately used her panic button and started yelling. Police and security came running out of the ER where we have to park at the back of at night. They got the lady who couldn't figure out how to unlock her door. It was way crazy and my sister and I walk out together every night now. No matter who gets off work first.
My takeaway from the first story: Who the hell takes their cat into a public restroom?
Zeus deserves the best doggo award
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The men in the "Zeus" story make me mad -what I wouldn't give to show them what "good" girls do to guys like them:
Scaphism
THIS "good girl" doesn't carry a knife......
I carry either a knife, or my sewing scissors. Sewing scissors are extremely sharp. If that makes sense. Lol
Truth. I've accidentally stabbed myself on sewing scissors lol
@@tropezando Ouch! I hope you're ok! 😅
In the last story, the lesson shouldn't be "dont ever help a stranger". Instead it should be "be smart when helping a stranger. Immediately lock all doors. Roll the window down only so much that barely even a finger could fit through. Just enough to talk and to slip some money out without sticking out your hand. Never offer more than a couple of dollars and only when it isnt with other bills. Make sure they cant see you sorting through multiple bills or see that you have larger bills. So no taking $2 out of a stack of $50 that's several 1s, 5s, 10s, etc. Or not when the $2 is tucked between a $20. Dont give coins/change because then you've got to open your window enough to stick out your entire hand. Be firm and to the point. If they get aggressive, demanding, rude or try to open your door, immediately speed off. And NEVER offer to give someone money from your ATM (that part made me want to slam my palm into my face!)." If someone approaches you outside of your car, lock it immediately if you're unable to get inside yourself. If you can, do so. Then roll down the window a crack and proceed. But if stuck outside of the car, lock the doors. If your money is inside the car, tell them you have none. When they've walked off a little or their back is turned, unlock only your door, get in, lock it and crack window and shout over that you found a couple bucks. If they can see the money inside your car because it's on the seat or cup holders, explain you're going to put money on your energy box (some people have a box in their home that controls and keeps track of electricity usage, and they prepay at this sort of ATM for their electricity), or that you're going to get a money order for a bill and you dont even have money to spare for yourself. But obviously ideally you should never leave your money in the open where a stranger can see it. I'm a server at the moment and I try to put all my tips/cash into my ATM 3 times a week and only keep $10 on me in cash (or less).
The second story has me smiling at the end like good doggo!!
LAZY AND BE BOTH UPLOADED ON MY BIRTHDAY IM SO HAPPY THANKS LAZY
Hey Lazy you hadsome devil ;)
Getting official subtitles would make these a lot more enjoyable in my opinion,especially with the deaf crowd and the like.
Can we take a second just to talk about how handsome and what a good boy Zeus is??
Your voice is so hypnotising. Like Louis Theroux meets VaatiVidya