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- Опубліковано 11 січ 2025
- Tim makes a huge announcement to start the show, explains why he's backing out of a deal with a family business, talks all the new celebrities moving to Austin and a strange commercial in Arkansas.
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#TheTimDillonShow
Imagine the stuff Tim doesn’t say on air.
Lol yeah right? Omg. Lmao!
Patreon
I can’t believe honestly that UA-cam hasn’t censored him yet. I’m so glad they haven’t.
Tim on drugs is what caused the 2008 housing crash
@@Matanumi honestly his youtube podcasts are more x rated than his Patreon’s usually.
My daughter survived brain cancer and it brought me and my wife together stronger than ever. It was only when we remodeled our home that the marriage fell apart fast.
F
She shouldve kept her mouth shut
@@sublimelove23 everything was great until we went to pick the color of flooring. She wanted it to match the metal plate in my daughter's head and I wanted marble to match my closet homosexuality.
@@sublimelove23
I hate you for making me laugh at that. 😆
@@SusanBaileyAmazingEstate ahah same
‘Ladies and gentlemen, welcome to the Tim Dillon show’
No sentence brings more joy.
You means podcast Ads with a side of Tim Dillon.
"I'm pregnant" would usually be the best. But it was a Saturday night and she knew not to interrupt me when I have headphones on.
@@ShatterNWO weird. i like it.
It's like that first hit of crack rock in the morning.
Let’s goooooo
Ben's life is a dream,
listening to the rants of the most intelligent philosophical Ralph Lauren model ever.
*That's* why people hate on him, if they're genuine about it.
@@thetavibes9021 i only hate Ben because he chose to be with ‘The Palestinians’ in the latest Israel/Hamas flare up. He left out that Hamas purposely fired rockets from schools and hospitals and had an office in that building with the AP that Israel bombed.
@@kyanrinel5898 That's not a reason to hate a mf. People are verbs, not nouns. Ultimately, opinions are moot and inane.
@@kyanrinel5898 get over it
@@kyanrinel5898 based Ben
Hands down Tim Dillon is one of the funniest comedians ever. His honesty and energy are fantastic and bring me and many so many laughs and joy. Love it Mr. Dillon!
life in the big city
Ben Avery may be the luckiest man alive
I'm not sure honesty is a great way to describe this podcast but go for it
He is not even close pal but he is okay if you are bored.
I think his lies are much more entertaining.
well well well. He comes crawling back to us. As expected
Slop is served you pigs.
@@Matanumi 🐷🪣 serve me up
Yall are awesome lmaoo
You have to understand Imma hustler Imma a legit entrepreneur I sell thangs
@@Matanumi oink oink
Just in case anyone doesn't notice, this is Tim in a _great_ mood. This is like a ray of sunshine.
He’s in a manic state
@@HelloSpyMyLie He's in the Mullen-verse?
the only time tim is truly happy is when he has something to be mad about. its the cycle of chaos that fuels the universe
@@peachmelba1000 Hell Yeah dude.
Someone got laid pre-show
“Most of those ventilators being used to smoke brisket”. Lol. Genius.
the biggest irony is most of Tim's followers are texas loving california hating conservatives... what a bunch of sheep lmao
@@jacksevert3099 I don't think the group you described has the mental compacity to process Tim's comedy, and if you relate his comedy to conservatives in any compacity I automatically think you're autistic.
@@growwoodlands6121 i think you really don't understand the demographics behind the surge in viewership TIm got since being on Rogan.. its all pretty one sided because there is a vast difference in education levels between the 2 parties. Just facts not really a feeling
@@jacksevert3099 My guess would be most the listeners (60-80%) are a mix of left moderate and right moderate. I fall in that group, at least.The rest are probably more far right.
But that’s guesswork - I won’t be bold (read “stupid”) enough to proclaim it fact like you do.
@@ConsuelaPlaysRS lmao you must hate tim dillion and his bold claims of "fact" the right? It's literally his comedy style lol
Tim Dillion should have his own radio show on the next installment of GTA.
I’ve been scrolling for 2 minutes and this is by far the best comment
😆
My god that's a great idea
Old comment jeje
Yessssss!!!!!!
Pig is off the chains in this episode. What a monster of a comedian.
Word
The pig creature spilling out of his chair like a fried egg. A comedic monster beast.
Tim’s fake business with Spotify is more important than Rogan’s real deal with Spotify.
Fake business is the only business lol see the Stock Market for example lol
@@thatoldserpent851 Based.
@@thatoldserpent851 See NFT's for example
@@SafetyLucas Agreed. I saw DraftKings is offering NFT's for digital Tom Brady and Wayne Gretzky cards. Like Tim said in regards to Tai Lopez..."Keep hittin' 'em over the head!"
I for one am disgusted he would sell out to a Nazi Viking pedophile
*Not pictured:* Ben's gnarled feet chained around the table and bolted to the floor.
I imagine there a nice water jug and feeder like what you'd see in a hamsters cage,
The studio ben and the sign is in a shipping container.
And so a Meatcanyon doodle was born.
Fake news.
Tim amputated them 3 years ago.
the perfect crime
Who else is getting stiff
Is Rogan a little envious of how Tim just verbally battered the Spotify guy ? Yes or yes.
I’m pretty envious of that 100 million but laughing is good too
Yaas queen
The Spotify app is dogshit.
@@jjgator205
It’s impossible to use effectively. Supposedly thousands of artists but unless you already know their name you’ll probably never find them. If you’re a teen girl or a gay man I’m sure the music they recommend on the main page seems great, everyone with taste in music is s.o.l.
@@BassGoThump teen girls and gay men drive music more than you've ever dreamed. Sure their tastes can be awful, but then so too could yours
This is the only podcast that I can actually hear over the machinery that I use at work. Thank you Tim for knowing how to speak into a mic and Ben for getting those audio levels audible.
Dude same
in the same boat dude. this guy gets it
@@leovandam oh yeah let me go to my money tree real quick
What line of work are you in kind sir
Agree. I work on a large printing press and it is LOUD
when Tim is ON, there is quite literally nobody more entertaining
With a possible exception of Alex...
Ya tim Dillon energy is entering AJ power levels
Great Philosophers deserve a Spotify deal
_of our time_
But Spotify doesn't deserve them
And train Nazi Youth? Sounds like a win win deal to me. Yes or yes?
Every account on twatter now requesting a Spotify deal
I think Tim just likes to release the podcast late so he can feed off the negative energy directed towards Ben by the ravenous fan base. It’s his manna.
I love ben
I’m giving up 😏
Poor ben lol
Or mana even
@@biscobisco1882 that's crazy talk.
Listening to Tim rant is my therapy
💯
🙌
The hero we don’t deserve
“All Australians wanna do is bbq and drink” - yes, this is the most accurate portrayal of us by an American ever
so glad we got a mention!
Fucked up what y’all are putting up with…
Sounds fantastic 👌🏽
It's what people anywhere want.
Lol i know. I tried to be offended, but he's pretty accurate
"I love Spotify because you can't use the app." such and underrated podcast.
“CEO of Spotify held hostage at Tim Dillon’s abandoned Austin Texas home.”
"Tim's tileless abandoned house in Austin TX"
ransomware 16 billion
With thw bad tile
The glorious return of large, yelling man and tall, skinny, laughing boy
Laughing boy ✨
Fatman and little boy
Man. Now i wish this podcast was called "Yelling Man and Laughing Boy". Maybe a comic book.
I like how Ben always braces himself whenever Sheathunderwear ads come up
W ex ex
Will someone please make a compilation of them
Love your default pic, finally a woman of culture.
I sometimes genuinely believe the entire point of this show is to test how far the libel laws go in this country lmaoooo
& he tests his sponsors. He likes to throw in all the "forbidden" words around the ad breaks
I was eating my lunch and almost choked to death when that list for Rogan's comedy club came up.
Tim finally got his bag so he doesn't give a shit about his NeoCon followers anymore.. what a bunch of sheep lmao
@hbkgirl75 big daddy spotify just like JRE
Happy for Tim.
He's made it now, so I'll be pirating and uploading all his Patreon content going forward.
Tim would appreciate your fake online business venture
You'll need a paperclip for that....
We deserve it
Thanks dude
I’ll be taking great interest into your future career
I was literally about to pull the trigger.
Life in the big city
I don't think you will want to be in any city. People who are in the cities should probably consider making their way out. Not because of Covid either. The homeless encampments are just the early symptoms of a civilization in decline. How low can we go?
Lesson learned: Suicide is a permanent solution to a temporary problem.
YOU SHOULDVE KEPT YOUR MOUTH SHUT.
American cities were built in defiance of nature and tbh humans are not that mentally strong anymore. Time to wrap it up
@@johnalitesbaseballbat8509 I wish them well
Sounds like a real knife fight with Spotify
Life in the big city now Get in the pit
yeah it was in Malibu
It’s more of a shoving match in Silver Lake
Spotify spitting match
I love when Tim builds these insanely hilarious yet dystopian back stories of random people he meets. Omg this episode had me crying 😂
"Why does this feel racist?"; Tim has always asked the most important questions.
Who else was looking to Ben to see how serious this Spotify deal was 😭
please tell me it's a joke
@@10babiscar What would be the problem if it wasn't?
@@austinlittle1638 i don't want to use spotify
@@10babiscar It's easy to use. I actually love Spotify. We get videos too so we would still get to see Tim's beautiful curves.
Nothing tests a marriage like a remodelling....or having a child with brain cancer...best quote ever,damn....🤠
As Tim described how the floor people grew up wiping a linoleum floor with a rag on their knees, I was wiping a linoleum floor with a rag on MY knees. I truly feel special right now.
Just upgraded from shitty linoleum to fake hardwood. It looks pretty. I am close to porcelain though.
I like that Jared padalecki talked about how modest and down to earth he is while standing under $10,000 worth of copper pans 🤣
The CEO of spotify started at arby's making $5 an hour, just like the rest of us
PLUS tips
And all the soda you want.
@@ricflairomania Maybe steal a cheeseburger for your infant once in a while.
“You people are all obsessed with guns, but you don’t even do anything with them, what you have a massacre every year” 😂😂😂
Tim Dillon is a goddamn treasure of a human....I haven't laughed so fucking hard in a long time as I did the first 3 minutes of this
Shout to Joe Rogan for giving Patrice O'neal the opening at his new club
And Robin Williams
@@fortusvictus8297 boi
Good call on Rogans part, I hear Patrice is about to make a real splash in comedy. Good for Austin.
@@jyo9735 I hear he just kills
Tim came spitting fire straight out the gate.
Alex Jones style
Oh god the things I've been filling my time with whilst waiting for this
I legit almost started listening to Chrissy chaos podcast i considered it. I haven’t listened since he broke up HH to do the net work bullshit
@@oscardelgado1476 Chrissy chaos is great lol. I liked hH but both him and Yannis are doing better as solo tbh
I relapsed. Time to get back on the wagon.
Leave your family. Sever ties with reality. Life in the big city
The advice in this episode is wide ranging and specific.
Have a child with brain cancer to test your marriage...that's my takeaway lmaoo
Tim is without question the funniest human being on the face of the earth.
I knew the second Tim said they’re moving exclusively to Spotify that they weren’t moving exclusively to Spotify.
Tim- On the way to being a rich successful American comedian. Me- Lives in the middle of no where in Australia. Our lives couldn't be any different if we tried. Somehow this relationship works!!
Fookin bogan
49:57 "This looks like a guy that is like trying to sell you a Dodge Dart."
When Ben zoomed in on his face it felt like Rand Paul's marriage may very well depend on whether or not I buy this damn Dart.
Realtor: This house is something special and you're gonna love it here in Austin!
Kump: Listentahmee!
As he sits in and then breaks a hammock on the porch.
Lishennumee
"if you are out here hustlin in these steets... This is the Arkansas dept of Health..." 😂😂😂
“They all try the salsa and they start looking around at each other..” I fucking lost it😂
I thought Tim was actually being serious for a whole 15 seconds about the Spotify deal.
I knew as soon as he began insulting 🤣
Same he's too good , A true salesman who doesn't take no for an answer .
Fake business life
I was like this better be a joke 10 seconds in
Spotify is a pos that barely works for me so I'm glad he's apparently burning that particular bridge
I am a struggling drug dealer , this helps out a lot.
This guy totally annihilate the ceo of spotify and will still get the deal. Absolute legend.
lets hope not! no comment section on spotify!
My favorite thing about watching Tim’s Podcasts is seeing when Ben laughs.
Edit: I especially love when he has to take deep breaths to calm himself down.
One of the best episodes in a while. Truly cathartic listening to him go on the most brutal and truthful rants. Love u Timmy
The things I do 5 minutes after waking up:
Pour a cup of coffee
Smoke a Marlboro red
Listen to Tim scream about incest
Coffee.
red special select.
Listen to Tim rant
Camels were on sale yesterday or I'd be right there with ya.
I’m Australian and the only thing that offended me about what he said is that we trust the government. Rest sounded bout right.
Same. Tim’s Aussie accent, was spot on he must’ve watched ALL the Instant Hotel.
As a fellow hustler on the streets, I also don't trust the Australian government. Fuck this lockdown and non-FDA approved vaccine
Trust them or not you let them disarm you. You must obey now.
lmao having lived here for 4 years now i 100% agree with Tim
You let them take your guns.... Either you are stupid or you trust your government.
when I type "Tim" into youtube search, the algorithm finally puts "Dillon" as the top fill-in suggestion.. no more Pool, no more McGraw, no more Henson, no more Tebow.. we did it boys
That's based on your preferences. You just did that to yourself
@@PunkRockZombie205 hahaha can you imagine Tim Tebow showing up in your feed everyday 🤣
hey genius, none of those things show up in my feed, I was only referring to the search results autofill, which is the same for everyone
@@Skankhunter420 🤣🤣
@@lazylion420 The search results autofill is not the same for everyone. If I type "tim" in the UA-cam search bar, I still get "timcast" and "tim pool" suggested above "tim dillon".
Yes this is 3 days late, but this episode is a fucking classic.
Timmy really came out swinging with haymakers calling the CEO of Spotify a Nazi pedophile and incest at a Father/Daughter tile store, exactly the laugh i needed as I come down from a horribly depressing drunken Vegas trip
Tim is the Winston Churchill of comedy. The absolute leader we need during hell fire and despair
Easily the most savage episode ever. Straight from the intro.
I was thinking the same thing this is patreon lvl 😂😂.
@@nestorperez6125 yeah man...I need to get on that.
this podcast is borderline experimental
Send Tim Dillon to Milwaukee so he can terrify RLM with his coastal mania
I clapped! I clapped! Because I recognize RLM!
My mental health legit suffered while tim was away. Love this dude & ben
oh is that why you backed out of the olympics?
Obviously you don’t know that without Tim’s stabilizing demeanor and rational approach, the whole world gets the twisties you@@_idiot
I'm pretty sure he has an ad read for that
Tim trashing Spotify CEO is fucking brilliant..he is saying everything Joe can't 🤣
This just in: Spotify staff seen launching Molotov Cocktails and shouting “No justice, No Streams” at their CEO. This occurred shortly after whistleblower Tim Dillon signed a Trillion dollar deal.
Tim is 36 years old.
I’ll never say I’m aging poorly ever again.
Good lord man.
Love ya Timmy.
lol oh shit
I'm not sure what you think the average Yankee 36 year old male looks like.
We'll all be like melted candles eventually so who cares.
Yeah I thought he was late 40's.
Tim Dillon didn't kill himself.
Anytime there's a sheath underwear ad, you know it's an elite episode
Most of Tim's rants are hyperbole, but he is not exaggerating about Austin women and hats. It's becoming a real problem.
@@nuckels188 Similarly, a lot of what people think of as Californians are people who move to California and try to fit an image which is reflected in a very slim amount of the 39.5 milllion people who live there.
Ironically LA has had that same hat problem for a good decade. Those wide brimmed abominations finally made it to Austin. They will never die as long as basic white women that fancy themselves fashionistas exist . Wearing a hat inside is stupid but wearing a hat like that inside (or anywhere) is stone cold retarded. (I’ve been railing against them for years).
Truly
Well, there goes Tim’s chances of ever getting a Spotify deal🤣
This father-daughter business and the desert lesbians need to start a support group for all the people Tim traumatizes in his wake.
Lol yessss
And his Aunt Kathleen
We the rothschilds have kidnapped Ben and forced him to upload this episode at gunpoint. His ransom is $10 million
10 Mill? We're insulted by that price, do better for yourself.
This is sloppy fake business
“But it was father daughter” Tim at 4:59. I swear, was he trying to sound like Trump the way he said that? Lmao! I immediately got trump vibes.
Oh good, I’m glad someone else can see it! He’s like a Trump clone, it’s bizarre.
Trump has been a comedian for decades, he has the New England pacing and timing with one liners to the moon. Its just Tim doesn't trust his fake business enough to commit and go all in, the Trumps turned their fake business into the worlds business and did it with a smirk.
49:04 killed me. I dare say Ben’s best interjection yet.
Timmy giving up on the - not knowing who Rogan is - bit when he accidentally reads "Rogan" correctly killed me.
Thanks for retweeting that Trevor Moore died. It hit fans hard, and not many people made the effort to acknowledge it. You're alright, Tim.
I didn’t even know that damn that’s terrible. He was amazing. So many good laughs.
@@thinkAutistically wkuk streamed stuff during the pandemic. They were halfway through making an animated movie. He leaves behind a 4yr old son and a wife. Super fked up
@H H I fixed the minor grammatical error. Thanks for keeping things in perspective.
As an Australian, Tim’s thoughts are spot on
Buncha Bogans mate
“I can ruin your live.” “Make your life a living hell.”… hopefully this doesn’t turn into a “should have kept your mouth shut” situation like in philly
Theres no stopping the dill
What what happened in Philly?
@@michaeldenham5957 David Dobrik shot the parents of an autistic boy to death, unprovoked
Hahahah. I believed this for about 8 seconds.
Mark Normand would say the CEO of spotify is "a good Ek"
Underrated comment
“HOUSE OF WAX IS A GREAT- DANIEL DAY LEWIS, JACK NICHOLSON, HIM!” I’m dying
Ben gets to hear the even crazier unfiltered version of tim! So lucky! He probably has a 6 pack just from laughing so much!
So glad seeing Tom and Bert back together even if they’re late
Wish Tom could get a word in. He just sits there and giggles. Let him finish his Vegas story, Brent!!
8:25 what the hell is going on here 😂😂😂
watched this like 3 times now, love you buddy
i would love to be in the room when tim's energy suddenly switches to being angry at someone like that tile lady after a remark like that. i bet you can feel it in the air
I listen to Tim the same way one would read a magazine at the Dentist office
With your eyes and mouth?
Distracted and nervous?
Omg a powerful opening!!! Fucking brilliant Tim dayummm.
57:01 OMG that salsa article at the end had me 😂😂🤣
This is one of the best videos he’s done.
Absolutely hilarious.
Spotify with Tim & Joe only makes my choices that much easier.
Yeah ill give all my money to that elk guy, I see why rogan signed with the guy, he trusts that last name more than anyone
Ahh the weekly dose of great philosophy.
TIM Dillon needs to do an episode about that interview Cory Bush gave regarding her private security expanses.
Back when Tim was in a rare form . His new stuff never hits this hard
Tim is probably one of the funniest people on the planet right now ! Shame I missed him when he came to the U.K would love to see him live 🤞🏻 Keep them coming, can’t get enough of these podcasts
When Dillon goes to Spotify, I'm following.
Cackled and gut laughed all the way thru... Tim is literally the best, wtf lmao...
If Tim ever gets a Spotify deal we know he has truly lost his moral compass. What a guy. I mean gay, my bad
The straightest gay ever
@@IcdCff-db5wu Is his favorite form Ha!
He sold an NFT to be fair
Ventilators to smoke brisket....LOST IT @ THAT MOMENT!! 😆😆
Thank you tim . Ur podcast helped gets me thru life .
That hustlers name is literally "Dick Johnson", nice
God, I missed you.
Clingy AF when it comes to you Mr Dillon.