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- Опубліковано 5 вер 2024
- Live from sunny Los Angeles, California, in the temporary studio, Tim breaks some tragic news, gives the D'Amelio family advice to make their tv show a lot more interesting, offers the city of Malibu a word from the wise following a machete attack on a family, and gets to the bottom of why McDonald's ice cream machines mysteriously break.
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You’d think Ben would be more respectful when Tim is talking about Joe’s passing.
Ben doesn't give a shit about anyone but Ben. Always been that way.
He was sleeping with his wife. Ben is jumping for joy internally.
Ben said "When a big one falls four small ones move up"
Right it's so disrespectful, idk how you can see Joe when he was skinny and not cry
Tim should fire him
Tim “Sheath underwear is comfortable.” 10 seconds later “Birddog shorts eliminates the need for underwear.”
Go get another vaccine puppet
Ha! I totally caught that too. Hilarious!!!
Also, "Magic Spoon is edible!"
Tim trolling Ben so hard with that Birddog ad lmao
Tim's ads are the highlight of the show LOL
everytime tim starts a sentence with “this is true”, you know its gonna be hilarious
If Ben is stifling his laughter, it’s about to be great as well 😅
I prefer the “truly” variant
And it will almost always not be true 🤣
This is true
Yes or yes?
Ben: Six inches of rain in an hour is a lot.
Tim: No its not.
Ben: Really?
Tim: You need six inches if you wanna go an hour.
10:03
✋ Come on come on..
Tim is amazing…he’s like a drunk ranting person but he hasn’t had a sip in years…true hero
@RealSweetKid wat? say wat you said with different words...
Dude just living in this shit show is enough to fuck anyone up
“And this is sad. It’s a very sad thing.”
Ben: “yea”
Tim dresses like he's the only guy at the pool party with all the cocaine.
Ben dresses like Tim
Lol
@@zachis33 tim dresses like ben
His nickname ain't called Mothballs for nothing!!!
He just needs a bum bag to complete the look
Tim Dillon has the unique ability to both inspire me and make me want to end it all
yes.
He builds you up to bring u even further down 😂
good comment
Well said 😂
Tim, you don't have to worry about missing Joe, he's back. Elon input Rogan's consciousness into the first genderless TeslaBot
Lol
Holy shit that's genius
a very masculine ken doll Rogan bot
ua-cam.com/video/XyI0qBzXCXc/v-deo.html
That robot needs to try DMT.
2:26 Ben’s face when Tim said Joe died of COVID was the hardest I’ve ever laughed at fucken anything. Tim is a true American treasure
When Tim imitates Joe with the high pitched voice, its perfect man.
Chomp chomp
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
@@AgendaInMind huh?
Mon
I read it in Tim's Joe voice and it's great
Tim looks like a NASCAR crew chief.
Major sponsor Donut King 👑
Haha 😂
Tim looks like he's laying low after committing a hate crime at Sturgis.
I don't get it
@@calholli I wish you well
@Otto Ginofiel allegedly
More like undercover that was in on the sting...and came up with the idea.
Most of the more severe illnesses happen to people by surprise, unexpectantly, impacting first in the brain, then in the corresponding organ which that part of the brain controls. The end of WWI had absolutely everything to do with the Flu and lung TB outbreak that occurred killing millions. In nature, the biological conflict linked with a territorial fear (just what it means-a fear in your territory, your home, your community, etc.) is a widening of the bronchia (tissue loss). Your body attempts to widen your bronchia in order to allow more air into your lungs to give you more strength and energy to fight to keep your territory safe. Stay with me.......The biological conflict linked with a death fright impacts the lungs. The lungs attempt to grow larger in order to allow more air in because breath equals life, as we all know. No breath equals death.
While you are in the fear or death fright conflict, you notice no symptoms of “disease”, except you have cold hands, cold feet, you can’t sleep, you awaken at 3 AM every night, you have little appetite. During the WW1, millions of people were in fear of the bombing of their homes and cities where the war was most active. Fearing for their lives, their loved ones in the war, their ability to survive. The food in the stores was sparse due to shortages. This lasted for 4 long years! The longer the conflict, the worse the healing phase. Within 2 weeks of the German Chancellor announcing the end of WWI, these millions of people ALL went into the healing phase all at the same time. It is during the healing phase that you experience symptoms of illness! What is the healing phase of the bronchia widening? Severe bronchitis, pneumonia. The body attempts to refill this lost tissue and you experience inflammation, fever, coughing, body aches, fatigue, etc. What is the healing phase of the extra lung tissue that grew? Decomposing of the tissue by TB bacteria and fungi. The symptoms of this healing phase are: severe coughing up of blood and tissue, fever, inflammation, severe mucous, body aches, fatigue. During this decomposing of the extra tissue (tumor), the body expels a lot of protein, and without replenishment, severe protein loss can result in death. Antibiotics did not exist yet. If TB bacteria does not exist in a person or they have been vaccinated against TB (big mistake), then the tumor will simply encapsulate and become dormant and not harm you. Who died during the Spanish Flu? Mainly the poor who could not afford to buy meat and proper nourishment, and the people who were directly impacted by the bombings and destruction of their homes.
Millions of people suffered fear and death frights during the fighting of WWI, and millions of people all went into healing at the end of it. Not everyone was affected because not everyone suffered the same way.
It’s not a “flu”, it’s not something you “catch”. It’s biological, meaningful, and unavoidable. One hundred years later, a Fear Campaign begins, using the media to spread it......
Tim is one of the very few people who can still make me laugh out loud the more insulting and morbid the more it makes me laugh and tim's the king at that shit
Ben acts like he has a pet mouse in his pocket.
LMFAO
It’s called drugs adderall or something his jaw moves non stop lmao
“Don’t tell people what we’re doing, people know, they’re gonna show up and try to kill me.” 😂😂 kills me every time he says something like this
time stamp bro?
@@yusufali3062 1:13:47
@@naxonus haahaahha his humor is dark. :)
im sure jamie, at least once in his head has said, "NO YOU FUCKING PULL IT UP".
Yes!
GoingpostalYoungGaymie i mean jamie
It's the last words he screamed at Joe's corpse before going on the run
Ben rocking around like Ray Charles whenever Tim lands a good one makes the video version worth it
The Joe bit put me in tears and when the video started playing I almost fell the fuck over 😂
Tim Dillon literally says all the shit I can not say in my daily life, and Ben Avery's laughter is literally the laugh I would be doing in the face of others after saying all the crazy shit.
Their duo is impeccable.
My thoughts and prayers go out to Young Jamie.
Thoughts and prayers
I wish him well
Jamie just shows up completely monotone “I’m the king now.”
It's so weird and nice to come across an Indian name here.
@@ralph6314 🏌🏿♂️
I see the Pig is in full “2007 World Series of Poker degenerate champion” garb, just the way I like him, and a sure sign this episode will be a banger.
it wasn't
👑 🐖
@@RamonesFan201 been lacking for a few weeks, at least.
I imagine Tim was a big player back in those TV Poker days. All the woman players looked like Nasty Skanks explains why this clearly straight dude went gay.
Dressed like chris moneymaker
Love that Tim looks like he’s about to watch the Daytona 500.
Love this comment. It's something Tim would say
He looks like the FBI sketch of DB Pooper
Oh hell yes
He looks like he should be in charge of the pit crew in Tom Cruises movie Days of Thunder
He looks like John Candy's eligitimate son.
Even when he launches into his many BS untrue tirades he radiates a kind of truth. I'm so glad Ben's there. His laughter keeps me grounded and is often the barometer of what is actually real.
We've truly come a long way since 2019 when Ben would get threatened by internet lynch mobs over his laugh lol
@@BuschHawg I have been working with my family and friends for over the past few weeks have to be at work and we have no pets
@@ryangaeding529 sounds like a plan. See you there 👍
although it was a good attempt, and most will understand what you mean, learn what the word barometer means before you puke it out of your arrogant mouth. Mediocre Sajby at best, Sajby.
Sounds that you are very much ungrounded that a comedic truthful person makes you uncomfortable and scared for your “grasp on reality”. You’re the person who love to bask in the delusion that real reality is scary and traumatic to encounter. Good luck in the future 👌
Ben laughing at Rogaine's untimely passing confirms my suspicion that he's Evil Incarnate.
Ben’ wife will assasinate Timmy D and take his podcast for herself while teaming up with yung Jaime to create the Brodillon experience
PRESENT DAY
PRESENT TIME
Please have Rogan's golden retriever on the show to retell Joe's passing. RIP
I heard Young Jamie took Marshall as a lover before disappearing
@@user-hu8bo3sr9l I heard Jamie killed Marshall in a homicidal rage after he found out Marshall humped his neighbors leg. Very sad😞
@@user-hu8bo3sr9l it's just a rebound relationship after joe's passing. they'll break up in no time. I give it 3 weeks max
@@jamesoncharles7815 You know Marshall probably choked him out.
RIP joe rogan
The revelation about the sheath underwear guy followed by the BIRD DOG SHORTS, YOU DON’T EVEN NEED UNDERWEAR was fucking hilarious
It's the best time of the week again
RIP Joe Rogan
Truth
Lol! Old rogan is very good tho circa 2012-2017
Oh just got the joke
Promo Code: #JRE
“They’re setting fires to homeless people, and here’s the problem ….. I find that funny” 😂😂😂
The first 5-7min was absolute gold!! It was true but fictitious at the same time!! When he said Joe was yelling Ivermectin I fucking lost it!😂🤣😂
*Jamie Vernon pulls Rogan mask over his face and clears his throat*
"The UFC middleweight division is full of assassins, man!"
"It's entirely possible"
*voice gets higher*
"Commander David Fravor had gay sex with an alien, MAN!"
"Straight Up Murders Maaan"
You chose the wrong division. MW has a guy on top with no good prospects
@@KeefSprinkle *voice gets even higher and squeakes*
"Bigfoot, not the Brazilian but the mythical creature, should cut weight to make 155, MAN!"
My kids are 13 and 10 and still to this day have never had a McFlurry, every time we go there the machine is down… multiple locations. I’ve told them it tastes like ice cream and to get over it
Stop feeding your kids poison
@@nvmm166 sounds like you’re assuming I bring my kids there all the time based off of one comment? I know how bad that shit is, I simply made a comment about the ice cream machines They eat healthy food/real food all the time and every once and a while I treat them to somewhere they want to eat and it’s few and far between, I don’t even buy them soda they only drink water or tea, I know how bad this shit is for them which is why they only get it maybe once a year, they’re children they’re allowed to have fun and eat crap from time to time, Not only that, telling people how to raise their children in the comment section on UA-cam is extremely naive, probably coming from someone who doesn’t even have kids but that’s just me assuming like you did
@@dakotadad8835 nice paragraph, make sure your fat kids didn’t get there head stuck in a bucket of ice cream and suffocate while you were writing that
@@nvmm166 Karma always comes back around to those who live your type of lifestyle especially ones who attack children, it’s inevitable and just when you think it can’t get any worse you’ll look around and nobody will be there to help you. I wish you a long and happy life and I hope you can find positivity and push out the black in your heart…even you know, deep down inside it’s pretty low, immature, and petty behavior
@@dakotadad8835 don’t worry I doubt that guy even has kids
It’s like watching Chris Farley try and make Jeffrey dahmer laugh
*That's* the podcast I never knew I wanted and now can't live without
Award-winning comment
Nailed it
I’ve always said this is an Alex Jones x Flume podcast in an alternate reality. I think yours is best though.
u n d e r r a t e d c o m m e n t . 👏👏👏
Only Tim would proclaim his love for McDonalds and McFlurries in one breath and absolute disdain for hibachi, the food, and the people who visit those restaurants in the next.
Never change, Tim. ❤️
hibachi is disgusting
@@pattran4057 McDonalds is disgusting
@@pattran4057 hibachi is a method of cooking, not a food. You probably live Delaware that's why it's shit.
Tim looks like his part time job is yelling at Little League umpires.
Ben makes everything 100 times funnier. God I love this podcast.
Amen
True but it’s all about Tim
Do you also enjoy laughtracks on sitcoms?
@@johnlynch2011 Oh ya
Yep... I watch for Ben reacting
That neon hat really brings out the horror of Tim's Irish skintone!
You mean the horra*
@@nick8339 🤣
Hey, he is American.
@@SailorGreenTea he said he’s irish!
I bet you look great.
My "Saturday Night Live" is finally here
Same
I like that
This is where it’s at.
madTV 💯
Machete attack in Malibu? It's a real knife fight out here
Australian here. Besides not being able to go to the gym because of lockdown being crap, not having to go to the office is bloody brilliant.
Every other episode "having a new studio being built"
😂😂
That's how you build fake business
@@valkondarvalakev6377 one of the key tenants.
Tim even will sell books about doing it
It's what Rogan used to say for two years.
This sheath underwear guy has to have the best sense of humor lmao
lmao legit, he says the wildest shit about that dude
He laughed while those children screamed that's for sure.
this is the only podcast that i dont skip through the ads because tim always makes it a bit of some sort lmao
@Scott Nicholashow does which political cult the guy might be affiliated with have to do with his sense of humour lol
@Scott Nicholas no it doesn’t can you give me a longer dissertation please
Ben really rolling the dice every time he takes a sip of that water
Lips of steel on that boy
Dairy Queen has a ROYAL blizzard- holy shit dude. This concoction has a solid CORE of goodness. Royal strawberry cheesecake blizzard whole strawberries, chunks of cheese cake , gram crumble AND STRAWBERRY topping drilled in the center! Christ- they have an Oreo blizzard AND peanut butter cup blizzard versions
Rate it and the flurry on a 1-10 scale because I dont eat that stuff but your description has got me interested. I had a mcflurry, never felt the need to have another.
Mcflurry a hard 5
Royal blizzards a hard 8.5 from all the toppings
Ben is the ultimate straight man. You never know what he's thinking.
not thinking at all, audio levels dialed in so his job is done. Just sitting there enjoying the show like the rest of us.
Tim looking like the guy at the beach the lifeguards have an eye on.
🤣🤣🤣
@Atlantis Rising why
The only person in history able to survive 17 strokes was Lorie Lightfoot. And look what it did to her. RIP JRE!
I know a guy that only needs 4 strokes
Shit, that's how she works, they call em "reboots"
@@GrandSpiral undoubtedly a man of culture
Congratulations! you won the comment section. it doesn’t pay any prize money, but you’ll get more action than Frank Sinatra.
Show me where it spits@@GrandSpiral
I’m still amazed Tim doesn’t have even half a mil subscribers yet. Most underrated channel without a doubt
@GaRdZ definitely. The algorithm hides his content
I was here at 6 k he's gotten huge in pretty much 2 years. He's doing great.
We live in a society where people get offended at everything and so do social media algos. And Tim, bless his enlarged heart, goes out of is way to offend in various ways.
you really think 500k intelligent people watch yt?
@@demolitionsexpert yes
Everytime I watch Tim's podcast, my husband listens in the background and he's so confused all the time 😂
This is my life too 😂
Part of the funny too. 🤗
Every time I see Tim with his aviators on I just assume he’s back on the powder.
Flying high
Artie Lange style
ua-cam.com/video/XyI0qBzXCXc/v-deo.html
No ben’s wife give him a black eye
This isn't even Tim Dillon's final form
Didn’t know Snorlax could evolve
Yeah he's gonna transform into a biggie sized french fry 🍟one day
This guy would make a great NYC bus tour guide if I'm being honest
I think he used to be a tour guide
@@michelebergman4336 no fucking way I KNEW he was the type of sick fuck who would take on that sort of career path
@@cloudbloom ur funny are U from Jersey ?
@@michelebergman4336 I wish. Then I would have a legitimate excuse for my crippling opiate addiction :(
tim hypothetically talking about people going insane cracks me up harder than it should
Time stamp??
@@RochaRules ua-cam.com/video/ERthMhUS37E/v-deo.html
@@danvandal4127 Thanks homie. Tims a Gem.
"I don't like it. But I do enjoy it and laugh"
If you aren't living like Tim, you are living wrong
Holy shit... imagining Young Jamie in Joe's chair late at night going "No, YOU pull it up!" I just died!
How much Tim doesn’t give a shit about how much he improves my mental health improves my mental health so much more
Stop talking about yourself this show is about Tim!
How the fuck does that even work
Hahhaha I get what you mean. Tim’s podcasts have helped my mental health sooo much over the years, even though it’s mostly dark humor he always makes me laugh and puts a smile on my face. He’ll always be one of my favorite comedians. I knew from the very beginning that he was going to blow up and become much more famous and gain a ton of followers. He is super unique in every way and very smart. Right now there is no one quite like him in the comedy world. And yeah he will never see any of the comments I leave and 95% from others on all of his platforms, but it still doesn’t stop me from doing it. He deserves the praise and compliments for all he has accomplished and how much talent he has.
Absolutely. I discovered him during covid and he saved me
Ben is on fire with the punctuality.
Good to see TIm take a break from running coke up the Keys with his single engine cessna to bless us with a cast
Nah, look at that windburnt face. He's using a 30', three in line inboard waverunner. Rigged with C4 if he gets stopped by the Coastguard.
@@peachmelba1000 Good point
@@Krim707 And to all the retirees at the Palm Beach Yacht Club, he's just "Tim, from the marina."
@@peachmelba1000 💣 🤯
not a native speaker. no idea what this comment is really about :D
@38:25 “Hey! Remember that time when a homeless man took your eye out with a machete?!” -family laughing together around the dinner table
I love when they talk about the owner of sheath underwear🤣
Thank god the video is back for this, I'm going to put my viewing potato away that I watch when there is no video.
2 likes two weeks in a row. And so it goes.
True fan. Does yours have a Marlboro light on it?
@@darlenev9988 I actually decided to use Newport 100's so I get a less racist uncle vibes
Ben rocking back and forth with laughter like an Ed Norton character study
LMAO
They should play twins in a movie
tim is the revival tent preacher he never wanted to be. i will accept jesus christ so fast when he starts selling religion
I might get one of those baptism things that my boomer mother never had for me.
I want Tim to imitate Ray as a tent preacher
Joey your onto something here Joey
Another beautiful sermon on this glorious Sunday, praise be
Praise be. May Tim be with you.
@@adamgardener8624 and also with you
#papabless
Best part about watching is seeing Ben try and hold back a laugh
RIP Joe, good luck in that big supplement store in the sky.
That Lightfoot podcast made Tim a legend.
you must be knew here
And he did it for free
@@ShatterNWO p can xtoo go C
@@ShatterNWO 😂 nope …but I DID laugh hysterically for an hour straight. Pure genius right here.
Life in a big city
Shout out to the owner of Sheath Underwear! Dude has the best sense of humor and Tim's making the greatest ad reads of all time! 😆 🤣 😂 Absolute gold!
You want to shout out that war criminal?
@@garlottos absolutely
Joe Rogan is in heaven now with all the elks he put on Instagram
These episodes are like a time capsule back to simpler times
Holy shit. Comedy is still alive
And then Ben slowly backed into the well trimmed green maze behind him never to be seen or heard from again
Homer style.
"I feel great man. I died but I took ivermectin and I feel great man. "
*Joe Rogan Voice*
i love u ❤️
Will Joe's natural trip from dmt during his death be depleted?
22:18 That birddogs ad read is one to add to my list of Tim's best ads! 😂🤣❤
😂😂😂
OJs new book about the Malibu fires 🔥
"If I lit it"
Joe's still alive. Word on the street is, he's in his sauna drinking vitamin D infused elk meat smoothies.
Everyone has off nights
Ivermectin, mon!
Joe died, but he rose again on the third day to go live with the machine elves. If you take DMT, you will see the risen Joe in a vision.
I feel like Ben should always be on the right
I think it’s important that he is bilateral
I'm kinda feeling this set up
Clearly Ben is taking over the show, he’s what everybody is here for, which is why he’s commanding half the screen
After seeing him doing his "black hands" bit during the The Many Saints rehearsal, i think he should indeed sit on the right.
I knew what he was going to say and thought I was prepared for it, but when Tim said the name "Joe Rogan" I absolutely lost it.
Same exact thought process.
59:22 is the best off the cuff punchline I think I’ve ever heard..
I like that Tim is always building a studio.
Tim’s Rogan impression is up there with Dennis’ CCH Pounder impression
omfg -
" DUTCH!!!!"
Goddammit dutch
@@joshmills5284 Frank's reaction to that impression was the best too "Yeah that's her the black broad from the precinct!"
Bring back Mr. Kump. We need the pre existing conditions bois back.
I agree with this comment
The Comorbitiy Cousins
Listen to me. I was selling the elixir
I haven’t even started playing it yet and the title alone has me 🤣
Love how he does an underwear ad and then immediately does an ad for shorts that make underwear obsolete. I dont know if I'd rather that this was done on purpose or accidentally.
the jamie, "you pull it the fuck up!" bit was hilarious
Tim and Ben are just real life Eric cartman and Butters narrating South park episodes
This is a genius comment.
@@alexcash6200 And I suspect the great Ray Kump would be General Disarray , professor Chaos' sidekick .
The first 7 minutes may have been the best bit of podcasting I’ve seen. RIP Joe Rogan/Young Jamie…Young Jamie was wrong for that though. Iveeeeermectin!!!
Young Jamie isn't allowed to cuck Rogan post-mortem, it's for Ben only
This podcast keeps me alive
Rip Rogan
Same
Lol bird dog shorts might not get him to read ads anymore lol I’m dying
Bahaha, that Birddogs promo 💀
Joe Rogan was replaced by a Chimera! Spotify employees couldn't handle his content anymore so they replaced him!
The young Jamie part had me dying.
For years Conspiracy Theorists were claiming Chappelle was a Clone since he quit the Chappelle Show. Now Rogan will have a Clone.
"he had 17 strokes..." shout out to Lamar Odom.
Lmao 🤣🤣
I gotta stop watching this show because I can't stop buying Sheath Underwear every time I hear such inspirational war stories about the founder!
We can confirm Tim’s claims are accurate.
@@cia834 claims? These are hard facts !
Seriously?? Is he really for real I honestly cant tell... i tried to look it up cuz i was curious, didn’t find anything, but didn’t look too hard
@@jawlinejawlinejawline yes
It's like watching a very funny comedy special every week. It's unbelievable 🤣
Jesus Christ that birddogs add rant was next level 😂😂
"Provide them with children abroad, so you don't have to fight them at home." God, I love this man.
The Goat!
Ok I
I think hibachi should be named the official food of endtimes. Is not having a shrimp tossed down your gullet like a pelican just the food version of David dobrik shooting you with a t-shirt cannon full of 10 grand cash? Yes or yes?
Glad to see Tim has finally embraced his destiny and partnered with BlackRock to ruin the real estate market and destroy the concept of home ownership!
As a realtor, I love this joke 😎
Black rock was formed to buy land and build single family homes to move the 3rd world into the western world and make people who are self sufficient, obsolete!!!
@@bhief473 I would wager that people from 3rd world countries have become accustomed to providing for themselves. Black rock just wants to have a monopoly on private property
THE ADD READS ARE CONTENT. THIS MAN IS A CAPITALIST GENIOUS.
That BirdDogs ad took me back to the golden days of his ad reads, happy to know that he still has it.