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  • @OverlordARG
    @OverlordARG 3 роки тому +70

    There are no small roles...This dude had only one scene and utterly killed it

  • @DingKong
    @DingKong Рік тому +54

    "Liar, liar... pants on fire..."
    "Don't. Want. Nobody. Peeking."
    Delroy Lindo hams it up perfectly in his cameo.

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 Рік тому +2

      Wait what that’s Delroy Lindo???

    • @user-ud8qb9ey1w
      @user-ud8qb9ey1w 3 місяці тому +2

      “Hit the road as they say…and have a nice day!”

    • @Reese8531
      @Reese8531 Місяць тому

      “What are you doing in my country, you bag of 💩” 😂😂

  • @whyyoutrippindeebo3514
    @whyyoutrippindeebo3514 8 років тому +107

    "Don't want nobody peeking"

  • @TheMack-km5lz
    @TheMack-km5lz 2 роки тому +71

    "Stop eating my sesame cake!"😂 that part had me laughing🤣

    • @thejasonadamecomedyshow7646
      @thejasonadamecomedyshow7646 Рік тому +3

      Lol I know best part of the film a 90s classic

    • @TheMack-km5lz
      @TheMack-km5lz Рік тому +3

      @@thejasonadamecomedyshow7646 for real tho, i rewind this part everytime🤣🤣🤣

    • @Professor__S
      @Professor__S 15 днів тому +1

      Me and some friends use to yell that line in 7th grade classrooms. One time a teacher said "who's eating sesame cake, and why do you care"?

    • @TheMack-km5lz
      @TheMack-km5lz 14 днів тому

      @@Professor__S right🤣

  • @nontew85
    @nontew85 Рік тому +18

    Delroy is an incurably underrated actor.. he plays someone who is a terrible warlord but is charismatic you can't helped but be intrigued by him. Him and Ernie were the standouts in the movie.

  • @cillianfinn1093
    @cillianfinn1093 8 років тому +113

    This is a really underrated movie. It's a great story, great thrills, awesome actors and these surreal moments.

    • @414MrMilwaukee
      @414MrMilwaukee 8 років тому +10

      I agree with you 1,000%

    • @cillianfinn1093
      @cillianfinn1093 8 років тому +3

      414MrMilwaukee Then you have good taste :)

    • @Megaproductions302
      @Megaproductions302 5 років тому +2

      Cillian Finn I feel the book was better to be honest.

    • @Dim4323
      @Dim4323 5 років тому +1

      Read the book

    • @TheRealBamboonga
      @TheRealBamboonga 4 роки тому +1

      I think a lot of people went who had read the book. Crichton went into tremendous detail about the grey 'guardian' apes and the way they would use their 'cymbals' to punish thieves...here, they barely give them 3 minutes of screen-time, and Munro hardly explains their purpose and tradition.
      The movie was good...it just spent very little time on a subject that the book dedicated at least 30% of its content to. I loved the movie...and I sympathize with the creators - trying to cram so much book into a movie...it's the same problem the creators of the Dune movie(s) had - the book was too complex, going into such detail about the still suits and Harkonnen's actions...not to mention the Atreides lineage and the very purpose of the spice itself.
      This needed to be a miniseries. Hell, I could have squeezed at least 3 seasons of content out of the book alone, nevermind artistic license.
      What I loved most wasn't even in the movie...the Pepsi commercial where Amy is asking for a 'Pet-C. Amy want Pet-C' was hilarious. ua-cam.com/video/nIriRrBO9-g/v-deo.html

  • @ravensrevenge86
    @ravensrevenge86 9 років тому +117

    "Who's kafka?! Tell me!" Hahaha

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 8 років тому +7

      I think that hurt the other guy's ears

  • @Leatherbubba
    @Leatherbubba 11 років тому +155

    One time the teacher mentioned Kafka in class, and I got up and yelled "Who's Kafka, tell me?!".
    I got in trouble.

    • @RajKumar-xs6ue
      @RajKumar-xs6ue 3 роки тому +5

      What is the meaning of kafka ? pls tell me..

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 3 роки тому +1

      @@RajKumar-xs6ue I think it's another name for poop.

    • @RajKumar-xs6ue
      @RajKumar-xs6ue 3 роки тому +4

      @@KangaKucha so you are not sure about it...
      We call it kakkaa

    • @KangaKucha
      @KangaKucha 3 роки тому +2

      @@RajKumar-xs6ue the way the movie says it it sounds like poop.

    • @Unapologeticallyblack613
      @Unapologeticallyblack613 2 роки тому

      😭😭😭😭

  • @aaronrodriguez110
    @aaronrodriguez110 8 років тому +147

    "HAVE SOME!!"
    lmao I died at this part

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 5 років тому +20

      "I made it myself!"

    • @nadirrabah6756
      @nadirrabah6756 5 років тому +8

      Them two (the black gentleman and the lady) can have some but the other guy no lol

    • @tuttt99
      @tuttt99 3 роки тому +13

      @@nadirrabah6756 STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!!!

    • @jamesl.anderson1384
      @jamesl.anderson1384 Рік тому +4

      That is for dessert! (He pounds his fists onto his desk on “dessert”) This tea party is ruined!

  • @luthermcgee3767
    @luthermcgee3767 Рік тому +17

    "Liar, liar pants on fire." One of my favorite actors. Especially when he said, "MORE".

  • @jeremykrause9443
    @jeremykrause9443 3 роки тому +45

    I always liked how he said “ok you can go”. Lol

    • @cj3152
      @cj3152 3 роки тому +8

      I pretty much love everything he's says in this scene 😂

    • @terminosa.6061
      @terminosa.6061 2 роки тому +1

      Yeah.....that part is killer.

    • @williamsircin6025
      @williamsircin6025 Рік тому +8

      Hit the road, as they say. And have a nice day

    • @guysmith5504
      @guysmith5504 Рік тому +5

      I like how he says "more" with that smug smile

  • @heathspencer8450
    @heathspencer8450 Рік тому +9

    Delroy Lindo completely owned this scene. Captain Wanta was the most memorable character in the whole film, imo.
    HAVE SOME!! 😂🤣

  • @Youcanonacanon
    @Youcanonacanon 12 років тому +48

    I love how he has classical music playing in the background to make himself seem sophisticated.

    • @terminosa.6061
      @terminosa.6061 Рік тому +3

      The Captain is very intellegent man. He knew ahead exactly why Karren Ross is in Congo. But unfortunately, like many other African corrupted officials, he just got his money and led Karren go with her mission.

    • @mattg177
      @mattg177 2 місяці тому

      IKR 😂

  • @LoneWolf81684
    @LoneWolf81684 8 років тому +84

    STAHP EATING MA SESAMEH KEK!!

  • @AlexanderArsov
    @AlexanderArsov 11 місяців тому +13

    Delroy Lindo gives a masterclass how to steal a scene, indeed how to steal a movie - in less than three minutes.

  • @fudgis2572
    @fudgis2572 9 місяців тому +10

    Delroy Lindo totally owns this scene, you just end up wishing his character had more screen time in the film, but he makes up for a small role by making a big impression!!

  • @WWTBAMclassics
    @WWTBAMclassics 6 років тому +56

    Honestly, my favorite thing about this scene is the stock sound effect at 2:44 lmao. If you've ever played goldeneye on N64, it'll sound really familiar…

    • @DeadPixel1105
      @DeadPixel1105 5 років тому +6

      That's exactly what popped into my mind when I heard that sound effect.

    • @MovieswithKennyK
      @MovieswithKennyK 3 роки тому +4

      YESSS!!!

    • @royfokerpoker1802
      @royfokerpoker1802 3 роки тому

      Lmao. I know. But do you think it REALLY is the same sound? Simply hilarious

    • @calderarecords
      @calderarecords 2 роки тому +2

      It's the same stock & chap who did the Wilhelm scream!

  • @rfb3011
    @rfb3011 7 років тому +63

    This is one of the funniest movie scenes ever.

    • @cj3152
      @cj3152 3 роки тому +2

      This scene literally had me rewinding time n time back in the day!

  • @1andonlyzara
    @1andonlyzara 13 років тому +29

    Have some coffee and cake. ... HAVE SOME!
    "I made it myself!"
    --Nostalgia Critic

  • @RelativistSlayer
    @RelativistSlayer 13 років тому +17

    "Hit the road as they say... and have a nice day!"

  • @thekenner
    @thekenner 6 років тому +37

    God, this is such a great scene.

  • @Hobes07
    @Hobes07 13 років тому +19

    Everything about this scene is perfect...from the whole sesame cake thing to the fact that he actually staples the paper bag with the money in it. Great scene, subpar film.

  • @kalaong
    @kalaong 14 років тому +11

    There are a hundred bills in a banded bundle. Those are hundred dollar bills. Two bundles. TWENTY GRAND.
    "More."
    Three more bundles. FIFTY GRAND!
    "I'll just put this away... Don't - want - no - body - peeking!"

  • @jduttskywalker
    @jduttskywalker 13 років тому +8

    "This fellow is a big bag of shit" wacking him with that stick. That was hilarious

  • @topology34
    @topology34 5 років тому +40

    Delroy Lindo. Breaking the fourth wall so unassumingly, the director keeps the whole scene and the editor completely misses the fact that he said, "Everyone in my country is afraid of being seen in an American movie being cruel to a gorilla." Ernie Hudson gives a slow nod to keep composure--like he agrees with him. The very pinnacle of acting.

    • @HonestObserver
      @HonestObserver Рік тому

      You're saying it was ad-libbed?

    • @mikehawk6918
      @mikehawk6918 5 місяців тому +1

      @@HonestObserver Half of this scene was ad libbed.

  • @nafsiammara
    @nafsiammara 9 років тому +101

    I love how he takes the money and puts it in a used ghetto grocery bag then staples the very top of it. Like that's the best place he could think of to put all that money.

    • @CountOrlok89
      @CountOrlok89 8 років тому +48

      "Don't want nobody peeking."

    • @Zidana123
      @Zidana123 7 років тому +37

      Seems like a good plan to me. "Hey what's in the bag?" "It's just my sesame cake."

    • @DepecheBowie
      @DepecheBowie 5 років тому +3

      nafsiammara part gets me everytime😂

    • @robrath2409
      @robrath2409 5 років тому +2

      Lmao!

    • @nucflashevent
      @nucflashevent 5 років тому +17

      I have a suspicion that there's not a person in that room who'd dare touch the bag much less tear it open, lol

  • @Californiachik85
    @Californiachik85 7 років тому +28

    One of the best unintentionally funny movie scenes 😂

    • @TheNiall666
      @TheNiall666 6 років тому +16

      Californiachik85 Not really unintentional. It's meant to be funny.

    • @trentbrown500
      @trentbrown500 4 роки тому +11

      The captain sells the entire scene. Have a nice day.

    • @amadeusagripino6862
      @amadeusagripino6862 10 місяців тому

      This is pure Kafka

  • @knight7se7en
    @knight7se7en 14 років тому +9

    "I like that Ms. Ross! You surprise him!"
    LOL!!!!!

  • @calderarecords
    @calderarecords 2 роки тому +9

    Hands down one of the best scenes in any movie!

  • @ryebread105
    @ryebread105 5 років тому +15

    By far, the best scene in the movie.

  • @DepecheBowie
    @DepecheBowie 5 років тому +15

    This whole scene is pure coffee and cake: delicious and sweet

  • @A86
    @A86 11 років тому +4

    Delroy Lindo. West Indian actor. Fantastic actor, one of my favorites actually. :) He was in "Malcolm X", "The One" (with Jet Li and Jason Statham), "The Core", etc.

  • @Dcook85
    @Dcook85 7 років тому +30

    Me when I baked and there's guests over.

  • @jaranarm
    @jaranarm 8 років тому +12

    "This fellow is a big...bag...of...shit."

  • @Starfox.1993
    @Starfox.1993 Рік тому +4

    “Have some coffee & cake.”
    “HAVE SOME!!!”
    “Stop eating my Sesame Cake..”
    “STOP EATING MASESAME KEK!!!”

  • @sulti1274
    @sulti1274 10 років тому +70

    HAVE SOME!!!!!!...LMAO

    • @thecouldntbe
      @thecouldntbe 9 років тому +2

      Lol

    • @Purify94
      @Purify94 9 років тому +12

      I MADE IT MYSELF!!! XD

    • @KubatheChangeling
      @KubatheChangeling 7 років тому +4

      STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!

    • @i_aM_F3aRDoTCoM
      @i_aM_F3aRDoTCoM 7 років тому +3

      sulti1274 yooo I forgot he told him to have some lmaooooooooo

    • @mexiwolf009
      @mexiwolf009 6 років тому +3

      That is for DESERT! This tea party is ruined!!

  • @crylittlesister6377
    @crylittlesister6377 5 років тому +40

    "Have some coffee and cake"
    'One minute later' "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!"

  • @ALLGAMESYSTEMS
    @ALLGAMESYSTEMS 3 роки тому +4

    One of the funniest scenes with amazing actors in any movie not many people have seen.

  • @juzzjeans754
    @juzzjeans754 10 місяців тому +3

    "Who's Kafka? Tell Me!"
    As kid I always lost it at that scene. Even now it's just as hilarious 😂

  • @414MrMilwaukee
    @414MrMilwaukee 8 років тому +12

    I'm going to tell my wife that when she comes home.......
    HAVE SOME!!!!!

  • @fettster279
    @fettster279 8 років тому +24

    Odd that my favorite scene from both this movie, Sphere, and Jurassic Park involve them sitting around a table with food.

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 7 років тому +6

      and now you're selling it (bangs table) you're selling it!

    • @victorm152
      @victorm152 7 років тому +2

      Fettster mine is the motha'in T-Rex

    • @eagleone08
      @eagleone08 2 роки тому +2

      They are all Michael Crichton's novels.

  • @lordhanzo7544
    @lordhanzo7544 5 років тому +6

    HAVE SOOME! thats what i tell my son when im feeding him baby food. 😂

  • @delciemcwhoopie
    @delciemcwhoopie Рік тому +3

    unbelievable performance.

  • @paleoanthropologist
    @paleoanthropologist 8 років тому +19

    "Hav som coffee and cake , hav som "

  • @RichardKleiner
    @RichardKleiner 13 років тому +6

    The had me with "Who's Kafka! Tell me!"

  • @Kronosbattlemaps
    @Kronosbattlemaps 9 років тому +35

    STOP EATING MY SEASEME CAKE

    • @adambesley4455
      @adambesley4455 8 років тому +11

      +Stefan Babij THAT IS FOR DESERT! THIS TEA PARTY IS RUINED!

    • @rossenator101
      @rossenator101 8 років тому +6

      That was for dessert! This tea party is now ruined!

    • @plutarchvonpluto6439
      @plutarchvonpluto6439 5 років тому

      I would like to inform you that you should not have consumed that baked dessert made from sesame, as I intended to enjoy it during the course that would conclude our meal. As a result, I am afraid that this small formal gathering meant to drink afternoon tea has concluded in failure.

  • @edictzero
    @edictzero 5 років тому +5

    "don't want nobody peeking" that line goes through my head every time i deward in dota 2 or send up a counter uav in cod

  • @megabsupreme
    @megabsupreme Рік тому +6

    Congo! Love this movie's coolest moments. The gorillas were ridiculous and poorly rendered, and the plot even moreso, but this Delroy Lindo scene, Ernie Hudson's suave sexy adventurer, and Tim Curry's always amazingly over the top character acting are such a joy. "Stop eating my sesame cake!" was such a baller moment in this movie, but my favorite lines were a very short moment from a character barely in the film. Joe Pantoliano (Cypher from The Matrix) met them at the airport when they arrived. He stamped their passports and told them he had fired the guide they had hired so they could go into the Congo with Ernie Hudson instead. I can quote it word for word to this day:
    "The Kaigani have HAD it with Zaire! AND they're eating people! You go in there with Roberts & Reynolds, then you're comin' out somebody's bowel movements!"
    Best quote of the movie.

  • @NemeanLion-
    @NemeanLion- 12 років тому +3

    Sesame cake should be at every diplomatic table.

  • @Benji5220
    @Benji5220 4 роки тому +5

    Love this movie, love this scene 😂

  • @guphobbs
    @guphobbs 12 років тому +4

    one of my all time fav scenes in a movie!

  • @Kronzors420
    @Kronzors420 12 років тому +4

    STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!! One of the best funnys ever!

  • @MGBandit75
    @MGBandit75 2 роки тому +3

    He must’ve worked really hard on those coffee and cake.

  • @Hiyama420
    @Hiyama420 8 років тому +16

    HAVE SOME.

  • @abehambino
    @abehambino Рік тому +2

    Vivaldi in the background is what makes this scene. That and of course the best use of s stapler in s movie!

  • @a.jcheshiremen7822
    @a.jcheshiremen7822 10 років тому +24

    I MADE IT MYSELF!!!

  • @wezob4569
    @wezob4569 5 років тому +4

    Hit the road as they say.............and have a nice day looooooooool

  • @EvolutionOfTrance
    @EvolutionOfTrance 11 років тому +6

    "more" looool

  • @KangaKucha
    @KangaKucha 3 роки тому +4

    That soilder that gets punched in the nuts sounds like a Golden Eye 64 game soilder who you shot at in the game.

  • @2rico4u
    @2rico4u 6 років тому +22

    0:13 Who's kafka! Tell me! (Hahahaha)

  • @Arduex2020
    @Arduex2020 10 років тому +14

    He just happen to conviently happen to have a papper bag and stapler. ..

  • @najgaming5240
    @najgaming5240 7 років тому +2

    this classic scene. timeless

  • @flintwestwood3596
    @flintwestwood3596 2 роки тому +2

    When Captain Wanta collects the money to put it in the paper bag, you can see the masticated bolus of cake that Mr. Hamolka returned to the plate! XD

  • @shanemarlow9402
    @shanemarlow9402 6 років тому +4

    My favorite part of the whole movie

  • @FireTiger941
    @FireTiger941 5 років тому +4

    2:56 "Don't want nobody peeking" LOL

  • @mattg177
    @mattg177 2 роки тому +1

    “Liar Liar pants on Fire” 🔥 Every time I say that phrase now I do it with his accent. So hilarious.

  • @ihaterabbits696
    @ihaterabbits696 13 років тому +2

    hahaha, (touch hair) (elbow in stomach), (Smile on face)," I like that miss Ross, you surprise him".

  • @doointhedoo
    @doointhedoo 13 років тому +2

    Delroy Lindo is a great actor.

  • @troywright359
    @troywright359 6 років тому +4

    Liar liar your pants on fire.
    Delivered excellently

  • @multismashify
    @multismashify 12 років тому +3

    I've loved this scene since I first saw it as a child. God this is funny!

  • @ThePartisan13
    @ThePartisan13 2 роки тому +3

    That look when they find out she was former CIA is priceless

  • @mandasity
    @mandasity 9 років тому +24

    I have no idea why I like this movie as much as I do but I do.. just don't know why lol. Maybe because I didn't HAFF SUMMM

    • @bblancobrnx1
      @bblancobrnx1 8 років тому

      Love it as well

    • @davisgaston
      @davisgaston 6 років тому

      I love everyone in this movie! haha big bag of shit lol

    • @yacayou
      @yacayou 3 роки тому

      I love this movie as well. I've probably seen it a dozen times.

  • @rochey1010
    @rochey1010 12 років тому +7

    OMG I end up bust a gut laughing for a good 5 minutes after this scene....every time it gets funnier and funnier :D
    STOP EATIN MAH SESAME CAKE!!!!
    HAVE SUMMM!!!
    I actually enjoyed this movie....It was fun, especially STOP EATIN MAH SESAME CAKE!!!

  • @cullencochran2023
    @cullencochran2023 Рік тому +1

    I just love that it seems like he set out coffee and cake ahead of time just as a way to fuck with them

    • @michaellarocca4879
      @michaellarocca4879 9 місяців тому

      He totally did. He knew EXACTLY why they were there and intended to shake them down. He let his lackeys have fun with the scientists while he dealt with the ones w money. He knows Monroe, so no need to put him in a cell, and he clearly hates humulka and wanted to humiliate him.

  • @LOLewie
    @LOLewie 9 місяців тому +2

    lets be honest. If some African war lord told us to stop eating his cake like that. We would all spit it out immediately after shitting our pants. lol

  • @fatmaneatcake
    @fatmaneatcake 12 років тому +2

    Everything about those scenes is pure genius.

  • @DeathOnSernpidal
    @DeathOnSernpidal 5 років тому +2

    This scene saved the entire movie.

  • @eldo59
    @eldo59 8 років тому +3

    I was waiting for Winston to pull out the proton pack or the ghost trap. He looked so geared up for it. LOL!

  • @magalahi9346
    @magalahi9346 2 роки тому +2

    0:43 Me when I make something for the family

  • @mrmyko
    @mrmyko 4 роки тому +1

    "liar, liar, liar, your pants on fiyah'

  • @lordvishnu8172
    @lordvishnu8172 Рік тому +1

    2:45 That stock "EULGH!" grunt gets me every time

  • @tpstrat14
    @tpstrat14 11 років тому +4

    2:45 ... the sound bad guys make when they die in Goldeneye 64

  • @victorm152
    @victorm152 8 років тому +11

    HAVE SOME!!! I made it MY-SELF!!!!

  • @PaxAmericana24
    @PaxAmericana24 12 років тому +2

    When he mentions everyone's concern about being seen in an American movie being cruel to a gorilla.... Was he satirically breaking the 4th wall?

  • @WaywardRobot
    @WaywardRobot 6 років тому +1

    Tim Curry's expressions when he's eatin the cake are hilarious.

  • @ThePartisan13
    @ThePartisan13 7 років тому +1

    "So this one's decided to speak"

  • @MrChristianDT
    @MrChristianDT 12 років тому +1

    Why hasn't this movie been remade yet?
    Well, note of interest: in the book, this was the scene where they were competing with two other research groups to hire Ernie Hudson's character. Tim Curry was in a differant group & Ernie had them all in differant rooms & kept wandering room to room, talking to them for five minutes & wandering off again.

  • @kdreamland
    @kdreamland 9 років тому +5

    have some er....coffee and cake. *waves hand*
    amazing scene. Up there with the 'milk' scene from Trolls 2.

  • @adventuresinTW
    @adventuresinTW 12 років тому +1

    "hit tha road, as they say...and have a nice day."

  • @alcoholic2652
    @alcoholic2652 9 місяців тому

    My favorite Delroy Lindo role by far, yet one of his smallest.

  • @joegarcia1674
    @joegarcia1674 7 років тому

    love this part of the movie

  • @MrMarek19
    @MrMarek19 Рік тому

    Captain great host
    Have some!!

  • @emilyfarfadet9131
    @emilyfarfadet9131 Рік тому

    The man's just having such a good time.

  • @indiefan92
    @indiefan92 12 років тому +2

    STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
    "That is for dessert!"
    -Nostalgia Critic

  • @wayneberry2941
    @wayneberry2941 Рік тому

    That Captain is the absolute shit! Corrupt and almost polite! Funny as hell!!!😂

  • @tylerjacobson8012
    @tylerjacobson8012 Місяць тому

    Congo should be considered one of the greatest bad movies ever. It’s so funny.

  • @r6685
    @r6685 4 роки тому +1

    I saw this movie in theater 24 years ago I still wonder what sesame cake taste like.🤔

  • @DanGan808
    @DanGan808 12 років тому

    Love this bit! So funny brah!

  • @fettster279
    @fettster279 3 роки тому +1

    That sesame cake looks good.

  • @benzoloco5364
    @benzoloco5364 9 років тому +3

    NO peeking!!