I was also wondering where that scene...and why on earth did you have to cut that scene when the video was so short? And why leave in the boring one....
My favorite scene is when they encountered that big gorilla and Ernie Hudson says "don't run" and then finally that main dude turns around and Ernie is gone and then pops up out of the bushes in the far back and says "You did good" Where'd you go? "I ran away.....sorry!" 😂 Can't find that scene anywhere.
...I actually uploaded a longer cut first, but it was deleted by YT or Paramount, respectively... sadly I had to cut a few scenes out... you're right, the gorilla scene is funny... 😂
She made him pay alright when she blew that fucking satellite out of space made his ass pay cus the sonofabitch only cared more about that damn diamond then his own son being killed how could any parent act that way towards there own kids treat them like they dont mean shit to them
Loved this movie as a kid. Always laughed at the Kafka part. Didn't have the slightest clue what it meant but found it funny. Now im older (33) and wiser and get what it means.
I’ve loved this movie since I was a kid lol. Didn’t realize until later that this is one of the rare PG-13 films that has more than the one allowed F-bombs in it lol
"So this one's decided to speak!" Richard sighs with exasperation, "Ooohh, this is pure Kafka!" The Congolese soldier then replied, "Who is Kafka!" Now, Kafka is a celebrated author, delving in the macabre, and known in academic domains, but in no means a "Stephen King" in popularity. That being established, how did a nondescript average Congolese soldier know that the word "Kafka" meant a person? Do you not also believe the correct response from the soldier should have been..."[WHAT] is Kafka?"
😂 After seeing this movie anytime my friends and I would do somthing stupid, we would call it a "Congo!" LOL so this comment for me hits alil different! 🤣🤣🤣
I remember watching this in the theater the week it was released, me and 3 friends skipped school to go see it early around 11am, it was close to the end of school year, we were in 8th grade 😅 It was a fun movie to watch with your buddies 12/12/22
OMG THANK YOU!! I was looking for this comment before I wrote my own. No kidding....that was actually a funny ass scene. Good for you for actually having a sense of humor and some brains!👍🏻
I miss when Hollywood and their A list actors use to do low budget b rated movies like these..its such a shame too because b rated movies during the 80s 90s and early 2000s used to be so awesome to just rent eat junk food and watch nonstop
"did you get the diamond?" WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? KILL HER? 3 WORDS: GO TO HELL, TRAVIS IS NOTHING BUT A F**KING A**HOLE, THE DIAMOND IS ALL HE CARES ABOUT, SOMEBODY SHOULD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
The money hairs on the back of his neck go woo woo woo! Right until Tank shoots him in the chest with an emp blaster...wait wrong film. Or was it the gorilla who took the Red Pill?
The fact this video doesn't have the "Stop Eating My Sesame Cake!" from Delroy Lindo is a HUGE miss.
That entire scene.
Honestly, Joe Don Baker's outburst moments are so random they're freaking hilarious!! 😂😂😂
I know this has some cheesy and corny parts but I still love it for the classic 90s jungle adventure flick it is
Lies again? FAS FUS
Always loved that cameo of Delroy Lindo
I use the sesame cake line pretty often.
STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE!
I bet that sesame cake would be a lot better with a little THC in it. Oh yes, the munchies. Like what im experiencing right now
Stop eating my sesame kek!
...sadly, I had to cut out a few scenes, including the sesame KEK one...
Indiana Jones: (Laughs) Son Of A Gun
I was also wondering where that scene...and why on earth did you have to cut that scene when the video was so short? And why leave in the boring one....
Did UA-cam tell you to stop eating the sesame cake?
@@Benoukee That's the best scene though
Congo is one of Michael Crichton’s best novels
..Yes, and the movie is also quite different.. But it's still a good movie.. 😄
@@Benoukee It's not perfect but still much better than the haters make it out to be
I found Congo to be incredibly boring vs Jurassic Park. Was sad because I loved the campy Congo movie lol.
Ernie hudson -laura linney -tim curry 💪national treasures
Yeah, I don't think they were in that movie - but Nicolas Cage is!
Tim Curry is British
"It's a gadget. It has features." LOL!!!!
I liked that miss Ross.
You surprised him 🤦🏾♂️😂😂😂😂
My favorite scene is when they encountered that big gorilla and Ernie Hudson says "don't run" and then finally that main dude turns around and Ernie is gone and then pops up out of the bushes in the far back and says
"You did good"
Where'd you go?
"I ran away.....sorry!" 😂
Can't find that scene anywhere.
...I actually uploaded a longer cut first, but it was deleted by YT or Paramount, respectively... sadly I had to cut a few scenes out... you're right, the gorilla scene is funny... 😂
Man that scene cracks me up all the time. That cheeky grin & his look of astonishment when he says I ran away😂😂
I watched that scene. I just love how he hesitated, trying to come up with an excuse of why he ran away but he just told the truth haha 😂
This is pure kafka.
WHO'S KAFKA? TELL ME!
What?
Classic!
The ‘Did you get the diamond’ scene wasn’t funny. It was chilling. The man’s own son was dead, and he felt nothing, other than fear of the bottomline!
And she made him pay.
All he cared about was his company
His son was dead and his son's widow made him pay in Money.
there's nothing technically wrong with caring about money more than your own son, it just means he has different moral values :)
She made him pay alright when she blew that fucking satellite out of space made his ass pay cus the sonofabitch only cared more about that damn diamond then his own son being killed how could any parent act that way towards there own kids treat them like they dont mean shit to them
You forgot “ banana with the dope inside” 😂😂😂
“Yes he forgot the banana with the dope inside!”
"Congo isn't a good movie, but it is a good time"
Loved this movie as a kid. Always laughed at the Kafka part. Didn't have the slightest clue what it meant but found it funny. Now im older (33) and wiser and get what it means.
1:32 - Jesus Christ, it's a good thing no one was standing in that corner!
😆
Lol
4:18 "Did you get the diamond?! Did you?!"
Yes
"Where’s my gorilla?"
Not something you hear every day
"Where's my elephant?" Tony Jaa in Warrior King.
I’ve loved this movie since I was a kid lol. Didn’t realize until later that this is one of the rare PG-13 films that has more than the one allowed F-bombs in it lol
This is a classic film.
The actor that played Richard literally missed about 10 steps and fell straight on his ass on the stairs......remarkable!
Who's kafka?! Tell me!
Eddie Murphy: (Laughs)
I always thought he said Caca which is Spanish slang for shit. 😂😂😂😂
@@jamesl.anderson1384 I didn't know that it was a Coming to America reference.
Wouldn't have caught it.
Thanks.
"So this one's decided to speak!" Richard sighs with exasperation, "Ooohh, this is pure Kafka!" The Congolese soldier then replied, "Who is Kafka!" Now, Kafka is a celebrated author, delving in the macabre, and known in academic domains, but in no means a "Stephen King" in popularity. That being established, how did a nondescript average Congolese soldier know that the word "Kafka" meant a person? Do you not also believe the correct response from the soldier should have been..."[WHAT] is Kafka?"
I don’t know how he kept the composure in this scene. Would have laughed my ass off.
Funniest Scenes ??? - not without STOP EATING ME SESAME KEK!!!!
Seriously. That was easily the most hysterical scene in the whole movie. This video should be re-uploaded
There are so many good actors in this movie and yet....Congo.
😂 After seeing this movie anytime my friends and I would do somthing stupid, we would call it a "Congo!" LOL so this comment for me hits alil different! 🤣🤣🤣
4:18 DIDYAGETHEDIAMOND???!!!!!
I remember watching this in the theater the week it was released, me and 3 friends skipped school to go see it early around 11am, it was close to the end of school year, we were in 8th grade 😅
It was a fun movie to watch with your buddies
12/12/22
Have you ever been to Mombasa...🤣🤣
No...
1:32 lol favorite scene xD
I never realised it was a comedy
I feel like the Sesame cake scene should have been in this.
“You did good” - Monroe
“Where did you go?” - Elliot
“…. I ran away, sorry 😅” - Monroe
Funniest scenes without “Stop eating my sesame cake!”???
OMG THANK YOU!! I was looking for this comment before I wrote my own. No kidding....that was actually a funny ass scene. Good for you for actually having a sense of humor and some brains!👍🏻
" Shadup you filthy NNNNI"
fucking what!??
@@SaRENRampaiger line from the movie dude lol
In hindsight this movie was so bad it was good. “STOP EATING MY SESEME CAKE!”
This is pure Kafka.
NO THE DIAMONDS ARE HRRRERE!!!
So this ones decided to speak
I miss when Hollywood and their A list actors use to do low budget b rated movies like these..its such a shame too because b rated movies during the 80s 90s and early 2000s used to be so awesome to just rent eat junk food and watch nonstop
I wonder what he would have said (Mr Hermolga) if he didn't stutter....Thank God for Ernie Hudson's character, they needed help.
1:37 one Soldier is awake quickly he realize that his Commander is here
Movie had some crazy funny moments.
Sorry to hear that Tim Curry can't act as much as he once did before his accident
I thought that was Tom green in the thumbnail
Tim!!!!
He talks like long john sliver from Muppet treasure island
Ladyyyy DO YOU HEAR MEEEE!LADYYYYY!!!!😁😁😁😁😁
1:11
1:26
1:32
1:47
2:01
2:03
the 1:11 what is cofcka ?? ive never understood what does that mean? "this is pure cofcka?"
@@tyreesneed pure bullshit
@@tyreesneed pure bullshit
"did you get the diamond?" WHAT IF SHE DIDN'T, WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO? KILL HER? 3 WORDS: GO TO HELL, TRAVIS IS NOTHING BUT A F**KING A**HOLE, THE DIAMOND IS ALL HE CARES ABOUT, SOMEBODY SHOULD PUNCH HIM IN THE FACE
Herkermer Homolka, formerly of Romania
Never noticed It was sooo mich racism in this movie 😂😂😂
You use big words. I don't think you know what they mean.
The guy in the beginning reminds me of Alex Jones
Lol it does look like him.
Mitchell!
whooooos cafka???? Tell me!!! lolol
You really didn't include the "STOP EATING MY SESAME CAKE" and Tim Curry's reaction? Shame on you.
WHO IS KAFKA, TELL ME!!
THE CITY OF TZEENCH.
Lol
1:10 what is cofcka ?? I dont get it
How you not have scenes with Eddie Ventro????
The money hairs on the back of his neck go woo woo woo! Right until Tank shoots him in the chest with an emp blaster...wait wrong film. Or was it the gorilla who took the Red Pill?
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There's a ridiculously funny review of this dumb movie on the FART PARTY youtube channel
You don't have conception of funny scenes. You edited out sesame seed cake.
Not one attractive individual in this movie.
..but a lot of curly hair..