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7:00 not saying anything.

4:14 trying to talk to an introvert be like:

It’s wild it’s slightly out of sync I feel

7:01 he just ROLLS his eyes and he's *n o t s a y i n g a n y t h i n g* ☹

I rember what she said to she dint say anything

Zelda having only one nostril caught me off guard.

AND THE CROWD ISN'T SAYING ANYTHING 🗣🔊🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

They had that same button problem in another game i like called 'Avalon Code' you get points for inspecting areas of the map but soon into the game you get an ability to launch enemies into the air to deal damage and other things. The problem is is that can be done at any time so inorder to check all corners on the map you have to do that tossing animation CONSTANTLY. The game is pretty fun but that clearly gets old REAL fast.

0:38 bro got mad

So, i agree. I grew up with FFII and something all the remakes miss is the load menu which has save slots that show all the different partys in their sprite form. Its a small thing, i know, but i do miss it. Plus the sound of the white magic is different. You know, the cubes.

100% speedrun with dialogue skips

"And it's just what I expected... they're not saying anything." 3:04

Fucking love this video

Gets together because she's not sayin' anything. Breaks up because she's not sayin' anything.

And he's not saying anything and I'm like "give it!" K

I think the mix quandary is a mix (lol) of both giving so many different effects to let the player do science and figure out all the different effects but also "ok this is the same thing but now im going to make a version of it for each element because I'm not making a unique mechanic for each item combination" from the developer to make this not take 1,000 years. For the philosophy behind it, it's just flavor. I doubt they balanced the game around That One HP Based Water Elemental Mix Combination. It's cool to think about what if the elements did hold a unique property like water also buffing magic damage and wind buffing speed, but again I don't think they were trying to do all that while making the game. These are likely fillers and they knew you'd probably use them until you figured out the OP combinations. For the finisher element, that's purely for flavor I think. They could have fleshed it out by saying it concentrates the power of the unique crystal element each character is, but that's honestly not emphasized really at all in this game. And the GBA jobs are really just "here's some more toys for battles" with really no flavor or world building behind them. I think people would have hated that if the rest of the game was super fleshed out and these weren't, but this is the final fantasy known for a goofy but warm gang who faces some real heavy moments interspersed by anime slapstick all as a facade for a battle sandbox with really interesting mechanics.

I recently learned that the Bell you get in world 1 doesn't trigger the return counter in the Omniscient fight. The damage is terrible but it is still faster than waiting out his MP.

I played crystal project and I really like it, it does put a lot of focus on exploration, the world is huge and comlpetely connected. I played it through on hard, until I got kinda bored near the ending (maybe postgame) and wanted to finish completing it, (though puting it on normal just let me nuke the final boss). The game is very open world, if you see a road block, you might be able to just platform around it, but that can get you in deep trouble with enemies much stronger than you. (there is an acievement for "teleporting" to a far away land but I just stumbled upon it.) There is also a built in randomizer where you can randomize items, classes, class abilities and moves, enemies, etc, but you can also just choose one like classes. Conitinue reading for a class spoiler, but I personally like the samarui for having high HP and being able to attack multiple times in a turn and then finishing with a powered up move depending on how many attacks you did. in terms of platforming, they added and auto jump, you will jump at the latest oppurtunity automatically if inabled, I never saw the platforming as bad, you have to climb a tower and part of climbing in a platformer is falling. Plenty of safety too, you fall in water, you will teleport to the last place you were standing.

Isn’t this what ProtonJon got the year he did a fiesta?

Couldn't you have just used Death Sickles from the Harvesters in Crescent Island to inflict Death on the bosses that don't have the Heavy flag?

Around this part of the game i was so tired of playing it that i was just countering everything with wobbufet until i won without any strategy

3:00 *THEY’RE NOT SAYING ANYTHING*

i like how the creator of this video took out the original line that spread throughout the video at 3:01 as Weird Al just stops and already knows his audience gets it

Mystic Knight is great I like casting Drain and just pound the enemy while healing fighters. Adding Focus gives my player more damage.

Watching this while waiting out omniscient’s MP on my own challenge run

5:33 Me trying to start a conversation out of boredom

Thanks for making this! The donut shop part made me laugh

i think they buffed berserker in pixel remaster

First Never Gonna Give You Up by Rick Astley became a meme, and now Albuquerque by “Weird Al” Yankovic became a meme! What next, lol?

SPOILERS That final bit of bad luck and then good luck with Gyrados was amazing.

"Ash is dead, he's locked in my basement!"

Albuquerque but Al lost his hearing from the plane crash and goes insane

Our Butterfree adventures continue :]

Flare ignores magic defense, and is non-elemental, so its a reliable spell against any enemy, but its single target and high mp cost.

Albuquerque teardrop edition

You should try Cassette Beasts. It is really great and sort of like pokemon. You collect monsters on cassette tapes and then turn into those monsters during combat. If you want a great game that is closer to Pokemon, try Coromon. That is so close to pokemon I am so shocked they haven't been sued.

Alternate Title: Albuquerque But everyone (but weird al) either Dont know how to speak or mute

"So what's your favorite type?" is like something bugkeeper bimmy in this game would ask, and brendan/may wouldn't even dignify it with a response. as usual 'the code getting too big' in pokemon is one of those things that makes sense on paper until one sees just how many rom hacks made with magic there are that manage to backport most if not all of the 1000 new pokemon and unique generational mechanics (mega evolution, gigantamax, z-moves, AND terrestrialization) together into one 32 MB gba rom. unfortunately a lot of them seem to be designed around masochists who are half playing pokemon ai manipulation and other half playing damage calculator. a few of them have tried axing all of the 'JRPG down time' to some pretty interesting results, Emerald Rogue is a good example (it even has a built-in speedup feature, which is just crazy to think about) at the risk of turning this comment section into a fire emblem flamewar (the engage can of worms is already open anyway, it's inevitable; yes, i'm an engage enjoyer) i'm also going to just throw out there that, as someone who thinks path of radiance is a thoroughly miserable experience in most aspects, the voice acting is incredible and my friend and a shining beacon of light in the darkness which couldn't exist today. i'll also say that the series can and does regularly get much, much worse and more unintuitive than biorhythm; that image might be old enough to drink soon in some countries. FE rom hacks are actually similarly robust and diverse as pokemon rom hacks, and have been able to integrate things like new mechanics and voice acting for well over a decade, so there's a lot of options available that are pretty well-tailored to whatever specific aspects of FE a player might be more or less attuned to. "Pokemblem" is a real thing, exactly what it sounds like, is pretty damn good, and crazy that it exists. basically fire emblem fans are insane if my incoherent rambling didnt already plainly make that obvious

albuquerque but everyone but al is teardrop

This comment is not saying anything!

out of curiosity, why do you not play the pixel remaster + are there any specific changes you don't like that the pixel remaster made? don't know the game well enough to know which changes are good or bad

Even i think it’s dumb that the advance content (or even extra content) wasn’t brought in. I mean, why?

What a lucky delta attack reflect to take out Almagest. Gotta love RNG. With the magic evade the chances of that happening are tiny. As for my selection for best jobs, if I'm only taking one from each crystal, it's hard to disagree with the ones you picked, blue edges out black due to the versatility, and time mage and summoner are basically a toss up. You can get haste with chemist and accessories, and slow isn't really needed at all, but it's definitely nice to have. Golem and catoblepas would have been great. Syldra is incredible. For this run I would have absolutely taken the 10 mins to ensure I had white wind at the start of castle ex death though, so I could buy more fuma shurikens for ninja, and not waste the gil on elixirs.

The way the donut guy just jitters there lmao

Missed opportunity to have everyone in the plane not say anything when the plane goes into a tail spin and crashes into a mountain.

This is for some reason my favourite line in the song so this is awesome

best albuquerque video i’ve seen so far, absolutely amazing

If you haven't yet, I'd like to see a fun run that essentially revolves around exploiting every boss with the most obscure weaknesses and/or trivializing them entirely. (I watched your lvl 1 run and you mentioned all different kinds of ways to pretty much trivialize every fight or have weird interactions with each boss fight, like the control enkidu to twister himself and death clawing every elemental crystal in that boss fight as well and petrifying Odin.)

I had this idea today

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