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The CGI mustache adds depth I didn't know could exist. The Mariana's Trench of generic entertainment, if you will. Wait. It's not CGI? It moves as if it is. I'm legitimately impressed.

I was expecting him to paraphrase Descartes with the famous candle bit too and instead he went on a totally different tangeant, pretty amazed at how subverted my expectations were.

I'm happy to be represented by such a sympathetic character. 😌

In my sci-fi setting everything is fucked forever

Sometimes the prose in your dialogue makes me feel like Will Ferrell watching Mark Wahlberg in the Other Guys. “Wow, you learned to do that ironically? That was beautiful.”

The COMMITMENT to such a long build up for the punchline, 11/10. Haven't had a joke hit that hard since Nichijou!

I want to think that I'm Type I, but I ain't that deep. I want things in my fantasy world to make sense, for fear that some hypothetical reader would point out inconsistencies that I may have overlooked. I feel like it stifles some creativity that I can't just make stuff up on a whim. For example, I want to introduce (anime-fied) harpies in my world. Where did they come from? How do they live and procreate? Are there male harpies? Why does my world think there are no males? What does a society of winged creatures look like? What clothes can they wear if they have wings and giant claws?

The overall joke might have been improved just a bit of that was a 24 hour funeral candle

Oedipus the Baker made me choke

All the ovens The Qu discover different baking processes

Why don’t I rub dust in your eyes and then we’ll see how insignificant it is.

0:56 I'm unironically interested in this book.

I love this one. I can already tell "There is not a single thought that you have had in your entire lives that I had not had by the age of ten." is going to be one of the lines that I just randomly think about every so often. It's... I know what it's meant to mean but I just keep imagining it as a claim that every single thought they've had ever, he had already had. Including things like "I really like pastrami but the local grocery store never has it in stock", "Oh wow it's 2024 already?", "I feel like I've never seen a movie like that before, the way it forces you to adopt a new perspective", and "Did I really just get spoiled on It Has Been Said by the actual fucking book?"

the facial hair must have itched like some horrible truth that you can't fully understood but only accept as the explication of this all wronged geometry of this acursed place

I love how reincarnation of René Descartes wears star wars t-shirt through whole speach

Why do I know this person

Oh my god he's an existential crisis gatekeeper 😂

Double sided scotch tape with sticky on both sides would work perfectly with your mustache. I kept waiting for it to fall off.

I love comedy that makes me feel smart, but also tells me I'm stupid, but I still feel smarter, another smashing success my good man.

*Watches one Man Carrying Thing video*

Cozy cant really be a thing, can it?... society is doomed...

You need to read the Satires of Lucian.

Impassé

Saying we are insignificant next to the cosmos has always been a lazy form of nihilism. As Chesterton says, “Why should a man surrender his dignity to the solar system any more than to a whale? If mere size proves that man is not the image of God, then a whale may be the image of God; a somewhat formless image; what one might call an impressionist portrait. It is quite futile to argue that man is small compared to the cosmos; for man was always small compared to the nearest tree.”

Cozy cosmic horror is Twin Peaks

*When your friend wasn’t impressed by the Generic Entertainment video

postpostmodernism? isn't that metamodernism?

i am very upset that this feels relatable, and i love it "if i couldn't share my realizations when i had them, you can't do that now and feel good about it, it's unfair!"

A perfect depiction of, "having no hope and without God in the world", as described in Ephesians 2 in the Bible.

Excuse you the tooth bunny is absolutely real!!

you forgot the part in the type two where the human says "how about I jsut steal form you" and pulls out his lasgun kills the laien and then proceeds to exterminatus the planet

Bald cap (bad)

me when my high school english teacher said we'd have our first existential crisis in our 20s

I love reading cozy fiction aswell. It's like when I'm too stress with work or my life 😅 my go to happy place is book with cozy theme on it 😌☺️📚

Why do i think that the sunglasses friend was kind of spitting.

dammit, actually spoiled Macbeth

Happy to see that Anthony Fantano has expanded to movie reviews now. You love to see the growth.

Mr Mustache Sunglasses, I have a question for you: How do you know you're real? You could just be a construct created by another being. You're whole purpose might just be "Nilhistic Asshole who refuses to improve themselves or find hope", either by accident or as part of a lesson for someone, somewhere. Like imagine if you were Generic Entertainment for someone. You're not based, you're not based on anything. *Drops the microphone*

sophomoric banalities. christianity is based

I checked out after he started talking about the candle

I was feeling sad today. Thank you I just laughed so hard I was crying through the last half of this. It's good. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you.

but what is a candle

No david foster wallace was pynchoned here in this video. Only michal chabon

This is how I felt getting my homie to watch End of Evangelion 😭 it was rough

thats a lot of word salad to basically say your a arrogant nihilist

The idea of a seven year old thinking to themselves "I've been duped" is just wildly hilarious to me.

This sounds like it’s about Everything Everywhere All At Once (incredible movie)

Your stuff is always good but to this I must say…very impressive.

Just finished the Netflix version. Never read the books and won’t bother tbh. The Netflix characters were universally unlikable for most the show. 2 characters took 6 episodes to be remotely relevant (probably an artifact of the series adaptation that the writers should have accounted for). And they needed a better science advisor if they wanted to avoid gaffs like calling the brain capsule the fastest ship ever when the Parker Solar Probe from 2018 beat it by more than twice the speed (though perhaps the episode was shot before 2023). It did have some entertaining moments at least and the fact that I finished the series with my ADHD is a compliment to the story (excuse it by reminding the audience this is an alternate universe to ours)?. The acting was overall excellent. And finally, can we talk about the elephant in the room: the fact that CCH Pounder hasn’t aged a day since I saw her in Lifepod? Not. A. Day. 😅

6:24 Worst part is that this is the most realistic part of it all 😭😭😭