The me in the universe where everyone gets eaten by giant amobeas two minutes from now will be laughing for at least one of those minutes. Well, most of them will be laughing.
They should really issue delay certificates like in Japan. Every time Godzilla attacks you can get a ticket if your route was blocked by falling debris.
Which vowel is in the second syllable surprises me less than the first syllable has stress. Pin/pen merger y'know.. It wasn't you're average test, it was a PROtest. They passed... Just a little late 😅
I keep a list of bad puns on my phone just in case I ever need to use one, and last time I checked it, I saw this one, and...yeah. Couldn't help myself.
I didn't even consider "protests" as a possibility until the other character mentioned. I just heard giant protists and went yep, that's a skit premise right there.
i have a request could you review blood music by greg bear? its kind of a rather corny and straightforward body horror scifi book for the most part, but then it goes way off the rails into bizzaro land. and i freakin loved that bold turn, it was very brave.
Your protestations to placate your principal are persisting past the point at which the protists' pursuit probably permits. Please be punctual, promptly.
Haha, funny joke, not like there are real protests happening against an ongoing genocide going on, being violently cracked down on across the country with the media giving it all no air. At best, you have piss-poor timing, at worst this reveals some ugly politics. I hope not the latter.
The chances of getting eaten by a giant Amoeba are very very slim, but never zero.
I couldn't have said it better myself.
And the chances of being eaten by many normal size amebas is much much higher
lb for lb the amoeba is the most dangerous animal on earth.
The me in the universe where everyone gets eaten by giant amobeas two minutes from now will be laughing for at least one of those minutes. Well, most of them will be laughing.
They should really issue delay certificates like in Japan. Every time Godzilla attacks you can get a ticket if your route was blocked by falling debris.
Me in the first half: Did he say protist?
2nd half: 💀
Which vowel is in the second syllable surprises me less than the first syllable has stress. Pin/pen merger y'know..
It wasn't you're average test, it was a PROtest.
They passed... Just a little late 😅
Protists. Ugh. That’s wretched. I love it.
I keep a list of bad puns on my phone just in case I ever need to use one, and last time I checked it, I saw this one, and...yeah. Couldn't help myself.
This is a glimpse into the Powerpuff Girls verse when the Amoeba men win the day.
The mitochondria is the power house of the cell.
I didn't even consider "protests" as a possibility until the other character mentioned. I just heard giant protists and went yep, that's a skit premise right there.
Make sure you know the difference between protists and protests. It may save your life.
What a dumb pun, I love it
The Blob (1958)
I thought I misheard
Yeah, it really gets your shoes all gunked up.
Well now I know what protists are.
Man carryinh generic entertainment
hate when parameciums take over downtown
Query query - why are you in India lately? That seems neat
i have a request could you review blood music by greg bear? its kind of a rather corny and straightforward body horror scifi book for the most part, but then it goes way off the rails into bizzaro land. and i freakin loved that bold turn, it was very brave.
When are you gonna make the video on the Netflix 3 body problem series?
It's still on the agenda! I just, uh, have to watch the show first.
I’m not about to be phagocytize by this freaking Amoeba. I got work to do!
We've all been there
Your protestations to placate your principal are persisting past the point at which the protists' pursuit probably permits. Please be punctual, promptly.
Gas Leak Entertainment
The March 2020 experience
Hate it when this happens...
this is amazing
I hate when that happens.
Well played
and it was neither a monday nor a thursday! truly rotten luck.
Haha protists. I understood this joke!
I am here
I thought you were betraying a Canadian accent at first.
:( D
first
Haha, funny joke, not like there are real protests happening against an ongoing genocide going on, being violently cracked down on across the country with the media giving it all no air. At best, you have piss-poor timing, at worst this reveals some ugly politics. I hope not the latter.
That a new joke for me. NICE it does not happen that often 🦠
We've all been there