World War II's Unluckiest Ship, the William D. Porter

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  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  4 роки тому +69400

    I guess I'm the only kid on this website who didn't bat around fighter planes on the mobile above my crib as a child, go my whole career drawing human bodies as single black lines with ridiculous proportions and all is well but suddenly when I re-use a P51 whose tail fin and fuselage curvature is a little different than the Aichi D3A I was going for everyone shits the goddamn bed

  • @dzanina3836
    @dzanina3836 3 роки тому +4719

    It has the same energy as:
    "See you tomorrow!"
    *Last online 5 years ago*

  • @mazkiey1364
    @mazkiey1364 3 роки тому +6961

    We should've joined skillshare. We didn't listen.
    Now we lost our saviour.

  • @mikesands4681
    @mikesands4681 Рік тому +1397

    The only kamikaze bomber who sunk a ship by missing it. There's inspiration in that.

    • @cheezebagz729
      @cheezebagz729 9 місяців тому +58

      The extra ludicrous part is that the deck of a ship is more armored than the bottom (though there is a huge chunk of lead there to balance the ship), and obviously most things in the bull are bolted to the floor for obvious reasons, so the kamikaze plane probably did MORE damage than of it hit normally

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 9 місяців тому +27

      ​@@cheezebagz729the keel of a ship is more important then a mast. You can salvage a working mast from a broken one, like a motor
      But the keel is the frame, and you wouldn't put a race car engine on a broken frame. Same logic
      And before random people question "why not armor the hull more?". Physics, armor is weight. And you have to balance bouncy, armor, crew amenities and supplies
      And to make an un sinkable ship, you need to build it bigger then the body of water you intend to sail in
      Same logic in war
      You eventually add more armor then you can use effectively

    • @fortissears5388
      @fortissears5388 4 місяці тому +6

      @@donovanulrich348 "bouncy" lol

  • @mercedes_nuts
    @mercedes_nuts Рік тому +1198

    Evasive maneuvers at 1:57 is one of my favorite Sam O'Nella moments

    • @Papa_Gagamelius
      @Papa_Gagamelius 11 місяців тому +13

      Same

    • @zh2266
      @zh2266 8 місяців тому +11

      That's real audio

    • @anthony9376
      @anthony9376 2 місяці тому +1

      One of mine too, that and the "horny eagle death spiral" 🤣

    • @parkerellis746
      @parkerellis746 15 днів тому

      🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥🐥

  • @deetheottsel
    @deetheottsel 3 роки тому +2134

    Month 10 my brain has shriveled into a paste, I have learned nothing

    • @muricamemer990
      @muricamemer990 3 роки тому +1

      me to

    • @SirMr10
      @SirMr10 3 роки тому

      Yeah, like wtf us orange?

    • @Dpatterson00
      @Dpatterson00 3 роки тому +5

      Then you wouldn't be able to type this idot

    • @deetheottsel
      @deetheottsel 3 роки тому +5

      @@Dpatterson00 sbfhfhdjdowjsdhdjdhdhdhdsj?amsmaskdjsjs

    • @FungiFireFist
      @FungiFireFist 3 роки тому +1

      Sam o nella is definitely alive, he posted a comment on reddit 12 days ago

  • @sweatpant4700
    @sweatpant4700 3 роки тому +1185

    Top Disappearing acts scientists still can't explain:
    1. My Dad
    2. My Virginity
    3. Sam O' Nella Academy

  • @Dr.Legetron
    @Dr.Legetron Рік тому +979

    I just now realized that he made a god tier reference to Ghostbusters at 3:34
    It was when Dr. Venkman said "Human sacrifice. Dogs and cats living together. Mass hysteria."

    • @lenaboyer6981
      @lenaboyer6981 Рік тому +28

      Incredible

    • @larsvaahlmar1784
      @larsvaahlmar1784 Рік тому +61

      Thanks, I've been wondering what the "Hogs and bats sniffing each other" was about 😅

    • @seesaw41
      @seesaw41 Рік тому +30

      By one syllable off, that's almost a haiku.

    • @AllieS87267
      @AllieS87267 Рік тому +20

      i’ve been wondering what this joke was for years

    • @person8064
      @person8064 Рік тому +10

      Thank you for your service

  • @hotdogstudios
    @hotdogstudios Рік тому +190

    Please come back kind sir.
    Update: thank you for coming back kind sir

  • @tenfourapricot5381
    @tenfourapricot5381 2 роки тому +3001

    The current lesson he’s teaching is patience.
    And oh boi, is he trying mine.

    • @iulia5665
      @iulia5665 2 роки тому +2

      Same ToT

    • @Reiikz
      @Reiikz 2 роки тому +9

      I, followed a youtuber for 8 years till they magically appeared back out of no where, after 8 fucking years of inactivity on all media...
      I hope that's not the case for this guy... :v he's too cool to wait 8 years

    • @octavianjoseph8633
      @octavianjoseph8633 2 роки тому +2

      @@Reiikz That sounds like... hell. who could that possibly be?

    • @basicallyhowto4108
      @basicallyhowto4108 2 роки тому

      Worst lesson yet

    • @ryanr1945
      @ryanr1945 2 роки тому +4

      This is worse than waiting for a new season of a show, he may never come back. I've never cared so much about a youtuber or a celebrities welfare before, like dude where are you? Are you okay? Do we need to send help?

  • @Zeroticus
    @Zeroticus 3 роки тому +3744

    I feel stupider and stupider every month without sam's wise education...

    • @tourtle1497
      @tourtle1497 3 роки тому +68

      *dumber
      OH WAIT

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 3 роки тому +7

      @@tourtle1497 Lol

    • @Alkaloid-Odin
      @Alkaloid-Odin 3 роки тому +15

      We are still waiting to graduate :(

    • @speedlover7362
      @speedlover7362 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah me to

    • @doopa3218
      @doopa3218 3 роки тому +9

      For all we know, this dude could have died and we just don't know

  • @GageisGreat12
    @GageisGreat12 9 місяців тому +23

    Just realized “Humid sacks of rice, hogs and bats sniffing each other, massive stereos” is a reference to bill murrays line in Ghostbusters. “Human Sacrifice, Dogs and Cats living together, MASS HYSTERIA!”

    • @blankyboi1040
      @blankyboi1040 8 годин тому

      Was that it!? I genuinely just thought he was shitposting Sam-style and didn't think anything of it

  • @Jade_1872
    @Jade_1872 Рік тому +235

    I got recommended a video of his just moments ago and I nearly screamed hearing the music thinking he posted again finally… my heart just BROKE when seeing it was an old video… glad to see others are still here in the comments waiting on him though.

  • @zdubdub5707
    @zdubdub5707 2 роки тому +5034

    The students of The Sam O’Nella Academy have been on the longest summer break known to man

    • @bigbang0563
      @bigbang0563 2 роки тому +138

      second only to phineas and ferb

    • @fl1x1db5
      @fl1x1db5 2 роки тому +37

      ~104 days of summer vacation?

    • @ciarahester4506
      @ciarahester4506 2 роки тому +17

      I miss him 😪

    • @JessePlays3434
      @JessePlays3434 2 роки тому +26

      It's only been a year and a half

    • @danpinnell7502
      @danpinnell7502 2 роки тому +19

      Anyone know what happened to the channel?

  • @potbrain8407
    @potbrain8407 3 роки тому +1669

    He’s pulling a classic dad move. He’s just getting milk from the store

  • @spirosnapspirosnap403
    @spirosnapspirosnap403 Рік тому +35

    5:59 don't worry guys he's just learning "actual animation" and will at some point upload the best animation known to man

  • @mettatonsagent7541
    @mettatonsagent7541 Рік тому +32

    I can’t believe the Willie D did so much damage while pulling out

    • @RW77777777
      @RW77777777 21 день тому

      I did not have those relations

  • @nonononoway505
    @nonononoway505 3 роки тому +1858

    Swiss miss corporate agents finally caught him.

  • @EmperorIdiot
    @EmperorIdiot 3 роки тому +2248

    It’s been 1 year boys. We shall celebrate by destroying a Swiss miss factory.

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 5 місяців тому +13

    "Officer, What in the Rhyme of The Ancient Fuck is that?!" 🤣 I'm gonna use that

  • @smnthatj
    @smnthatj Рік тому +21

    the day he returns (if ever) will be the happiest day of my life

    • @Dark139hunter
      @Dark139hunter Рік тому +1

      Guess today is the happiest day of your life then

    • @smnthatj
      @smnthatj Рік тому +4

      @@Dark139hunter YES IT IS! THANK YOU FOR NOTIFYING ME OF THIS! THIS IS THE HAPPIEST DAY OF MY LIFE!

    • @level_d4309
      @level_d4309 Рік тому +4

      Good ending :)

    • @bear2710
      @bear2710 2 місяці тому +1

      Boy do I got news for you

  • @hairball7102
    @hairball7102 3 роки тому +2533

    "anyway that's all for today until next time"
    *where is my next time s a m u e l*

  • @donkeyeatf1sh348
    @donkeyeatf1sh348 3 роки тому +2079

    Father Sam, we are all parched. We are all starving, at the brink of death. We all hunger for your knowledge, and thirst for your humor. Papa, please come home.

  • @milodemoines8896
    @milodemoines8896 Рік тому +13

    At this point, GTA VI will drop before the next Sam O’Nella video

  • @ashergray5329
    @ashergray5329 Рік тому +12

    I feel like a Minecraft dog waiting for it’s owner to log back on

  • @FloweryOnCrack
    @FloweryOnCrack 3 роки тому +3060

    A ship so incredibly unlucky, that making a video about it cursed Sam with enough schoolwork to crush an elephant.

    • @charlieferme5274
      @charlieferme5274 3 роки тому +15

      Enough to crush Giles Corey? :P

    • @FloweryOnCrack
      @FloweryOnCrack 3 роки тому +7

      @@charlieferme5274 Definitely.

    • @corneliusquincydavenportic1913
      @corneliusquincydavenportic1913 3 роки тому +23

      Did the elephant go Ä?

    • @UTTPOfficerBennie
      @UTTPOfficerBennie 3 роки тому +7

      @@corneliusquincydavenportic1913 no. You would have to bang on plane to make them make that sound.

    • @hypersans6209
      @hypersans6209 3 роки тому +4

      a ship so unlucky, that making a comment about making the video about it cursed you with 666 likes forever.

  • @d-boivids
    @d-boivids 3 роки тому +2702

    everybody: *pokes channel* cmon do something

  • @manwithgun9768
    @manwithgun9768 Рік тому +13

    He didnt say goodbye. If you dont say goodbye, your never really gone...
    *Just not here right now..*

  • @Lucifer777_
    @Lucifer777_ Рік тому +45

    My grandpa was on a tanker ship during Korea, basically they just refueled other ships and hung out all day.
    So naturally they got bored a lot, apparently one of his favorite activities was to fly seagulls.
    They would tie a hot dog onto a kite string and wait for a seagul too grab it, and then you could fly them around like a living, choking, kite.
    :D

    • @Hadfield15
      @Hadfield15 10 місяців тому +1

      lmfao, reminds me of a story my great grandfather told my grandpa while he was in German-Occupied France

    • @ADMICKEY
      @ADMICKEY 9 місяців тому +1

      That's amazing

  • @draconiclucard3738
    @draconiclucard3738 4 роки тому +15447

    The ship was so unlucky that almost 100 years later the microphone of a random guy in his 20's broke right before he started talking about it

    • @ghoulgamestalker4265
      @ghoulgamestalker4265 4 роки тому +465

      Commenting because this is genius

    • @eder7468
      @eder7468 4 роки тому +28

      Lol

    • @ariancontreras4358
      @ariancontreras4358 4 роки тому +77

      It's not even the unluckiest ship. That would be Shinano or Taihou. or Any other ship that sank in less than a year.

    • @bluenosedfish3839
      @bluenosedfish3839 4 роки тому +160

      I managed to break my coffee cup and accidentally cut myself from the broken cup as soon as I clicked this video.

    • @sagethorburn9821
      @sagethorburn9821 4 роки тому +13

      @@ariancontreras4358 r/wooosh

  • @TheEmoCat
    @TheEmoCat 3 роки тому +1942

    “til next time”
    ok sam... i trust you [starts crying]

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 3 роки тому +12

      Its been a year now

    • @Gtxti-gw8yu
      @Gtxti-gw8yu 3 роки тому +34

      @@juliusnepos6013 Daddy sam will come back . I know he cause he promised to me

    • @Swedude-ns3dm
      @Swedude-ns3dm 3 роки тому +17

      Top 10 sadest anime moments

    • @teratoma.
      @teratoma. 3 роки тому +6

      why is this comment so fucking funny

    • @Slenderman12342
      @Slenderman12342 3 роки тому +5

      Last online 1 year ago

  • @winstonveluz3970
    @winstonveluz3970 Рік тому +15

    yo sam... the queen is dead.. you can come back now..

  • @y0ut0be
    @y0ut0be Рік тому +220

    Oh, you're back, take a seat, and let me tell you of this grave.
    This person was an amazing one, he told stories with skill and passion. He told of war stories, historic events, and the occastional rant. However one day he... disappeared. We searched every where, evey nook and cranny of this world we searched, yet we could not find even a trace of the man we once knew.
    So we dug his grave, and lowered into it a closed casket with no corpse. So let me ask you, will you keep hoping for a return, keep grasping onto that strand of hope that seems so far away? Or will you simply accept that hes not coming back and let go of that strand of hope, and all the burdens that hang on to it? Will you stay by the fire of hope that burns your hand when you fuel it, or will you venture into the darkness and move on?
    It is up to you of course, but for me, I'll be headed away from here, and leave this cemetary of graves with no corpses.
    See you in the darkness of acceptance, traveler.

  • @tragiclifeform347
    @tragiclifeform347 3 роки тому +1536

    I'd make a 'dad going to get milk' joke, but I'm too fucking depressed.

  • @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010
    @chrisjanuarywilliamson2010 4 роки тому +3665

    He commented on a Reddit post 3 days ago... Said "it's ok, school just sucks and is eating up all my time"

    • @creamcannon825
      @creamcannon825 4 роки тому +429

      Thank you for your reassurance in this time of uncertainty

    • @oliverbrouillard6833
      @oliverbrouillard6833 4 роки тому +105

      Wondering where the king went

    • @youdumbshit1232
      @youdumbshit1232 4 роки тому +58

      what the fuck. Why is he so nice in his FB page

    • @JohnDoe-ek9ng
      @JohnDoe-ek9ng 4 роки тому +30

      The king shall return. There is great succor in this friend, thank you.

    • @polexu
      @polexu 4 роки тому +3

      Chris&January Williamson the hero we didnt know we needed

  • @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl
    @AnthonyHernandez-tr4sl Рік тому +85

    Sam I am 28 years old. I have recently went through loosing technoblade as a content creator. And I know you are fine and I'm so happy you got another job and all is well. I love to hear about all these good things that happened to you. I just ask for you to please give us an update and let us all have a bitter sweet final tear filled laugh with you and your nonsinisical humor. You have been part of my house hold for years. I show your videos to my friends and my family has already watched everything. I re-watch all the time and I just would really appreciate some closure for the channel.

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Рік тому +24

      aint no way a 28 year old wrote this

    • @l3ftward
      @l3ftward Рік тому +4

      here i thought that i'd never find someone who is experiencing the same this i am in this comment section

    • @gassug2
      @gassug2 Рік тому +6

      @@waltercommunitycollege1615 second language prob

    • @waltercommunitycollege1615
      @waltercommunitycollege1615 Рік тому

      @@gassug2 Or the person is just simply lying about their age

    • @donttrip2366
      @donttrip2366 Рік тому +1

      Go touch grass

  • @BrianWiKleinschmidt
    @BrianWiKleinschmidt 9 місяців тому +10

    My great grandfather served on the USS Iowa during WW2, during the mission to transport FDR. Funny to think he would’ve had to be a part in dealing with this ship. 😂

  • @SugarImplants
    @SugarImplants 3 роки тому +2551

    Father, please come back, we are hungry, starving, dehydrated, we want to hear your voice again one last time. We are freezing because the heat in the academy has gone out, in turn our hands have shattered. Please come back, we miss you.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 3 роки тому +52

      He will come back with the milk one day

    • @Ivan-Manzo
      @Ivan-Manzo 3 роки тому +11

      @@T3nMiDGET5711 first mexican empire flag, I see you're a man of culture.

    • @T3nMiDGET5711
      @T3nMiDGET5711 3 роки тому +7

      @@Ivan-Manzo yes

    • @oceanicmage
      @oceanicmage 3 роки тому +7

      Same with Vsauce AND MINUTEPHYSICS!!! There Hasn't Been A Video From Them For Suuuch a Looooong, LOOOOONG Time. Those are my favourites. Then there are many more. Like Also Nigahiga, a Comedy Channel I used to be, completely, ADDICTED TO. Please Come Back Kings(and Queens Cuz Multiple People For MinutePhysics.

    • @Morlock.
      @Morlock. 3 роки тому

      😢

  • @rap7771
    @rap7771 3 роки тому +1730

    "Until next time"
    *closes book* "like thats ever gona happen

    • @Noonooestrogendrinker
      @Noonooestrogendrinker 3 роки тому +25

      SomeBODY ONCE TOLD ME HOODWINKED'S A BETTER MOVIE

    • @azzyv.6730
      @azzyv.6730 3 роки тому +1

      @@Noonooestrogendrinker any askers?

    • @hiddenrunner9259
      @hiddenrunner9259 3 роки тому +11

      @@azzyv.6730 you aint the sharpest tool in the shed

    • @brodown64
      @brodown64 3 роки тому +2

      Pain

    • @tod9141
      @tod9141 3 роки тому

      Unoriginal trash comment

  • @GrumpyTy34er
    @GrumpyTy34er Рік тому +6

    The Bonzai joke is probably the best joke I've ever seen

  • @usedtissuepaper42
    @usedtissuepaper42 Рік тому +229

    guys… i dont think he’s coming back 😢
    edit: no fuckin way

  • @boop7354
    @boop7354 3 роки тому +2368

    "Any ideas for future videos" literally anything at this point

    • @TIS_Plays
      @TIS_Plays 3 роки тому +82

      anything
      just a simple hey kids would do nicely

    • @maxp4922
      @maxp4922 3 роки тому +45

      Honestly it doesn’t seem like that long ago when he released this, but damn it’s been an entire year since then.

    • @russellgriffin8409
      @russellgriffin8409 3 роки тому +33

      I would watch him clean a bathroom, I just want him back

    • @WickedPhase
      @WickedPhase 3 роки тому +12

      sourcreampringles More swiss miss instant piss videos

    • @elijahevo6859
      @elijahevo6859 3 роки тому +1

      He no longer is uploading rip

  • @meisme7772
    @meisme7772 4 роки тому +22475

    *and when the world needed him most he vanished*

    • @nateconnor4823
      @nateconnor4823 4 роки тому +705

      I'm worried my guy

    • @qui-gonjinn471
      @qui-gonjinn471 4 роки тому +870

      Nate Connor He said he was stuck with school work and it’s taking up time, so he’ll post soon hopefully

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 4 роки тому +497

      When Sam disappeared GradeA UnderA comes back to youtube... coincidence? I think nooot

    • @nutcrackerreal100
      @nutcrackerreal100 4 роки тому +198

      E2io Aditore12 gradeA isn’t that good, I prefer sam

    • @sosakeef3425
      @sosakeef3425 4 роки тому +90

      Aditya 2407 yeah, me too, prefer Sam more... just makin a joke

  • @swagzagoon2596
    @swagzagoon2596 Рік тому +9

    Guys the reason he hasn't come back is because Skillshare taught him how to create a walk cycle, but not how to stop one.

  • @genthean
    @genthean Рік тому +7

    Its been (almost) 3 whole years daddy, i really really miss you

  • @Maxims1
    @Maxims1 2 роки тому +4572

    this is our punishment for not signing up to a monthly subscription to skillshare

    • @marceltelang7825
      @marceltelang7825 2 роки тому +94

      No we just graduated from Sam o Nella University

    • @AnimatedTerror
      @AnimatedTerror 2 роки тому +56

      @@marceltelang7825 he’s taught us all he can.
      The time has come to take back the surface world! Rise loaf children! Take back the surface!

    • @jonahlehuman1125
      @jonahlehuman1125 2 роки тому +11

      Sam o nella shorts.
      Your welcome

    • @youraveragefloridaboy519
      @youraveragefloridaboy519 2 роки тому +9

      @@AnimatedTerror you my son, you shall be the one with all the figgy pudding

    • @Rudolphgaylord
      @Rudolphgaylord 2 роки тому +1

      Good god. It’s all our fault.

  • @Richielikesballs
    @Richielikesballs 3 роки тому +1149

    Swiss miss silenced him for speaking out against their tyranny

    • @ruby-7seven592
      @ruby-7seven592 3 роки тому +19

      Didn't you shoot a courier in the head?

    • @Richielikesballs
      @Richielikesballs 3 роки тому +15

      I hit what i was aiming for, guess they just had brains to spare

    • @scpfoundation1096
      @scpfoundation1096 3 роки тому +5

      Ring a ding ding

    • @Richielikesballs
      @Richielikesballs 3 роки тому +6

      woah baby lets keep it nice and smooth, smooth like little babies, ya dig?

    • @eonswan
      @eonswan 3 роки тому +4

      What in the goddamn?

  • @merenguethesnail
    @merenguethesnail Рік тому +4

    to comfort myself i like to think in 2 more years hes gonna come back and was in collage, i dont think he will

    • @dennisbowen452
      @dennisbowen452 Рік тому +1

      Hey man 6 months after uni you have to pay off those loans.
      And you know how that's done?
      With today's sponsor raid shadow legends

  • @mysticalbroccoli4281
    @mysticalbroccoli4281 Рік тому +11

    Gary, now I know I was wrong
    I messed up, and now you're gone
    Gary, I'm sorry I neglected you
    Oh, I never expected you to run away and leave me
    Feeling this empty
    Your meow right now would sound like music to me
    Please come home, 'cause I miss you, Gary
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, can't you see I was blind?
    I'll do anything to change your mind
    More than a pet, you're my best friend
    Too cool to forget
    Come back 'cause we are family
    And forgive me for making you wanna roam
    And now my heart is beating like the saddest metronome
    Somewhere I hope you're reading
    My latest three-word poem
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home)
    Gary, come home
    (Gary, come home), ah
    Gary, come home
    Gary, come home
    Gary, won't you come home?

  • @razorsaber2287
    @razorsaber2287 4 роки тому +9311

    He has awoken from his slumber once more to bless us with a small portion of his limitless knowledge only to return to hibernation

  • @matomoscos5018
    @matomoscos5018 2 роки тому +4044

    Next time Sam comes back he'll have to say "hey adults" instead of "hey kids"

    • @kellyfulwider9357
      @kellyfulwider9357 2 роки тому +86

      i come back every so often to check the new comments its been so long

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 2 роки тому +1

      Hes back ua-cam.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/v-deo.html

    • @randallthescandall7029
      @randallthescandall7029 2 роки тому +11

      @@lolnoobgaming1971 that’s not him

    • @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615
      @averagereviewerwhoreviesst2615 2 роки тому +1

      Look at his twitter, he is living his life

    • @lolnoobgaming1971
      @lolnoobgaming1971 2 роки тому +2

      @@randallthescandall7029 thats him
      In one of his videos ask sam suturdays ua-cam.com/video/IB-aYjjommA/v-deo.html a guy in the comments commented Ask Sam Saturday:- Is Sam short-form of Samuel Or Samantha? lol 😅 and in his latest video he answerd this guy ua-cam.com/video/ssR82MgaYhs/v-deo.html
      If its not sam how cab he aswer him

  • @clerasmith5190
    @clerasmith5190 Рік тому +8

    I sometimes come back to this comment section. It feels like I'm visiting the headstone of a lost loved one.

  • @OR56
    @OR56 2 місяці тому +4

    The Willie D is simultaneously the unluckiest ship and the luckiest ship. Because they never got in real trouble for any of this stuff.
    Also, the torpedo drills were pretty standard, nothing out of the ordinary.

  • @sammaxgoof8507
    @sammaxgoof8507 3 роки тому +5052

    Things to do:
    •miss sam
    •rewatch all of sams vids
    •miss sam

  • @jamesnovaria2968
    @jamesnovaria2968 3 роки тому +6139

    hey, you checking comments again? don't worry, I miss him too

    • @megaplanetawsome7986
      @megaplanetawsome7986 3 роки тому +24

      @@s--b he's still making money off of it

    • @TheOnlyHollywood1
      @TheOnlyHollywood1 3 роки тому +46

      @@s--b He's busy with school

    • @fishman5
      @fishman5 3 роки тому +18

      @@s--b ever heard of jontron

    • @uh5336
      @uh5336 3 роки тому +7

      Yeah lol I wish he was my social studies teacher

    • @cactusmanofdestiny3708
      @cactusmanofdestiny3708 3 роки тому +13

      Yeah man. These are dark days indeed, without the light of sam’s knowledge.

  • @nikhilpabelkar4191
    @nikhilpabelkar4191 Рік тому +5

    It's been a few months since Sam popped up again. I never knew about him until Reddit absolutely crashed knowing that he was back. I've been binge watching his videos everyday and it's awesome! This video was also hilarious. He deserves the throne and the crown 🫅.

  • @depressionman695
    @depressionman695 Рік тому +5

    I DONT WANNA GRADUATE FROM THE ACADEMY, I WANT A MASTERS OR A PHD FROM THE SAM O NELLA ACADEMY PLEASE COME BACK PROFESSOR

  • @tygeddes1352
    @tygeddes1352 3 роки тому +2040

    Don’t worry the police will release him soon, he just got arrested for playing fish Jenga

    • @Thatoneguy-bn2ti
      @Thatoneguy-bn2ti 3 роки тому +47

      I fucking told him not to but nooo he wanted the prize money

    • @linclokatz
      @linclokatz 3 роки тому +9

      It’s been almost a year

    • @jamaica-plains
      @jamaica-plains 3 роки тому +2

      Again!?

    • @breadfanta4607
      @breadfanta4607 3 роки тому +3

      Thank you........ I needed a little smile after coming back here....

    • @vanilla_joe9258
      @vanilla_joe9258 3 роки тому +7

      He was blinded by the lifetime supply of ragu

  • @SariwangKamao
    @SariwangKamao 3 роки тому +533

    "Hey man, I'm going to bed. Goodnight."
    "Alright bro, see ya tomorrow."
    (Last online 10 months ago)

    • @Dpatterson00
      @Dpatterson00 3 роки тому +1

      Good night to you as well

    • @ze0rock
      @ze0rock 3 роки тому +10

      o̲k̲ s̲o̲ l̲i̲k̲e̲ i̲t̲s̲ a̲c̲t̲ᵤ̲ₐ̲ₗ̲ₗ̲y̲ ₁̲₁̲ ₘ̲ₒ̲ₙ̲ₜ̲ₕ̲ₛ̲ ₑ̲ᵥ̲ₑ̲ₙ̲ ᵗ̲ʰ̲ᵒ̲ᵘ̲ᵍ̲ʰ̲ ʷ̲ʰ̲ᵉ̲ⁿ̲ ʸ̲ᵒ̲ᵘ̲ ᵖ̲ᵒ̲ˢ̲ᵗ̲ᵉ̲ᵈ̲ 𝕪̲𝕠̲𝕦̲𝕣̲ 𝕔̲𝕠̲𝕞̲𝕞̲𝕖̲𝕟̲𝕥̲ 𝕚̲𝕥̲ 𝕨̲𝕒̲𝓼̲ 1̲0̲ 𝓶̲𝓸̲𝓷̲ᴛ̲ʜ̲s̲ ʙ̲ᴜ̲ᴛ̲ ʏ̲ᴏ̲ᴜ̲ ᴀ̲ʀ̲ᴇ̲ ᴊ̲ᴜ̲𝙨̲𝙩̲ 𝙬̲𝙧̲𝙤̲𝙣̲𝙜̲ 𝙞̲𝙙̲𝙞̲o̲ʇ̲ ƃ̲o̲ ʅ̲ǝ̲ɐ̲ɹ̲u̲ 𝘁̲𝗼̲ 𝗿̲𝗲̲𝗮̲𝗱̲ 𝗹̲𝗼̲𝗹̲

    • @jamesm.9616
      @jamesm.9616 3 роки тому +6

      @@ze0rock In the name of Shiva Gintama Christ-chan, what the fuck did I just read.

    • @iMac9991
      @iMac9991 3 роки тому

      this hurts so much

    • @w_ldan
      @w_ldan 3 роки тому

      @@ze0rock k

  • @nymphicus404
    @nymphicus404 Рік тому +8

    And when the world needed him most, he vanished.

  • @rickandmortyfan649
    @rickandmortyfan649 Рік тому +4

    I love seeing the comments from 1 year ago missing him when he's back now

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 3 роки тому +2388

    Don’t worry guys, he’s just busy fixing his microphone.

    • @handcrafteddkaiser2238
      @handcrafteddkaiser2238 3 роки тому +3

      Good to know

    • @nathanblake6236
      @nathanblake6236 3 роки тому +7

      is this real?

    • @ty1on106
      @ty1on106 3 роки тому +66

      @@nathanblake6236 Yep he left to the store to get a new one! Prolly also getting milk too

    • @gt_observations1953
      @gt_observations1953 3 роки тому +6

      hes been struggling with that for 11 months?

    • @theosza8171
      @theosza8171 3 роки тому +18

      @@gt_observations1953 yeah man, living in Antartica has it's perks but it comes with a few downsides

  • @literallyme6365
    @literallyme6365 3 роки тому +15892

    Dad, I’ll never complain about dry cereal again, so please come back

    • @momoavatar4960
      @momoavatar4960 3 роки тому +118

      i prefer dry cereal

    • @blowncreations8179
      @blowncreations8179 3 роки тому +81

      Why isnt he making any videos?

    • @stopmotionshorts7772
      @stopmotionshorts7772 3 роки тому +339

      @@blowncreations8179 he posted on twitter that the pandemic and school work had him caught up, but I would assume he would have posted again by now.

    • @HoobyTheOriginal
      @HoobyTheOriginal 3 роки тому +6

      Oof

    • @erikakerman5618
      @erikakerman5618 3 роки тому +6

      @@HoobyTheOriginal din mamma gay fortfarande tho😳

  • @TsukiyomiHR
    @TsukiyomiHR Рік тому +5

    Come on Sam, it's like 1AM here, my first day of work starts at 6AM, and I'm letting this play so I can sleep. Come back soon, man.

  • @NoNo-xh7ru
    @NoNo-xh7ru Рік тому +5

    If Sam comes back he will be #1 on trending for days. If.

  • @Frihman
    @Frihman 3 роки тому +1272

    Everything went to shit after Sam disappeared. I fully believe that once he comes back, order will be restored.

    • @k9ine85
      @k9ine85 3 роки тому +5

      yes

    • @theshamanite
      @theshamanite 3 роки тому +6

      Cult of personality, I see

    • @doubleaa106
      @doubleaa106 3 роки тому +1

      Yeah

    • @Mr_Blah
      @Mr_Blah 3 роки тому +10

      You fool, there was no order, it was always chaos, order never existed, you see false patterns, nothing can save us, not even H I M

    • @Proviso3
      @Proviso3 3 роки тому +1

      So sam is out avatar.

  • @unfortunatebeings5975
    @unfortunatebeings5975 3 роки тому +1409

    It’s almost been a year since he left..
    I’m scared.

    • @pertmang197
      @pertmang197 3 роки тому +20

      Don't worry. He's in Uni. He'll be back.

    • @the_druid870
      @the_druid870 3 роки тому +15

      @Angelo Garcia twitter

    • @waspoppin4784
      @waspoppin4784 3 роки тому +6

      I just want him back

    • @markdodus6735
      @markdodus6735 3 роки тому

      Yeah fletcher got revenge

    • @JJake993
      @JJake993 3 роки тому +1

      he's prob just taking a break for school or something

  • @GlitchedBlox
    @GlitchedBlox Рік тому +7

    Waltuh, put your torpedo away, Waltuh. I'm not having a drill with you right now, Waltuh.

    • @y_e_s_L
      @y_e_s_L Рік тому

      Fuck you and break a conversation with some bitches, sad fuck

  • @jordynstief3225
    @jordynstief3225 4 місяці тому +2

    5:15. I just imagine that scenario playing out.

  • @aramkimodo
    @aramkimodo 2 роки тому +8525

    For those curious where he went,he announced on his Twitter that he needs a break cause of college. So don’t worry,he didn’t catch urethra cactus or anything

    • @neighborhoodnobody4005
      @neighborhoodnobody4005 2 роки тому +113

      Oh hey! That's nice to hear! If you don't mind me asking, do you have the source for this?

    • @tetra4664
      @tetra4664 2 роки тому +273

      @@neighborhoodnobody4005 his twitter

    • @neighborhoodnobody4005
      @neighborhoodnobody4005 2 роки тому +92

      @@tetra4664 I figured. I just don't really know his Twitter, and I'm worried a troll is posing as him.

    • @therealnoodledog6660
      @therealnoodledog6660 2 роки тому +14

      Can you link the tweet?

    • @thewingedpotato6463
      @thewingedpotato6463 2 роки тому +6

      Thanks for the update :)

  • @Choco____1
    @Choco____1 2 роки тому +5685

    I can just imagine he comes back after a long time and he's just like: "hey kids"
    Like he doesn't even acknowledge his hiatus

    • @IndieLXXVII
      @IndieLXXVII 2 роки тому +291

      What if he says “Hey teenagers”

    • @hiro9209
      @hiro9209 2 роки тому +89

      @@IndieLXXVII or hey meat bags and whom I'll eat for dinner tonight

    • @fridgeonwheels5622
      @fridgeonwheels5622 2 роки тому +117

      "Hey ki- uh... well, guess you aren't kids anymore...."

    • @Halfendymion
      @Halfendymion 2 роки тому +58

      Or he could tacitly acknowledge it with things like "not since the incident" or something

    • @101Volts
      @101Volts 2 роки тому +18

      @@fridgeonwheels5622 Anyone wanna put money on him calling a 118 year old a "kid?"
      I mean, he's not wrong (by stretch of everyone here being someone's kid.)

  • @LoganoPiano
    @LoganoPiano Рік тому +12

    To everybody in these comments saying that he’s back I would like to say WE ARE ON HIS CHANNEL WE CAN SEE IT

  • @danielquirk6017
    @danielquirk6017 Рік тому +6

    fun fact - Sam o'nella is semi active on twitter. if you check his liked tweets, he liked a tweet from the 6th Sept, 2022

    • @lappodamy5826
      @lappodamy5826 Рік тому +1

      Eh.....least hes not totally off the grid then...best of luck to him, we will be there when the king comes back

    • @jvpro2076
      @jvpro2076 Рік тому

      Fun fact: the tweet was crazy frog in a jar!

  • @seankelly3171
    @seankelly3171 3 роки тому +3437

    He’s not gone, the academy just got shut down cause of corona, he’ll be back, the academy will open again

  • @High_Bi_Wanna-Die
    @High_Bi_Wanna-Die 3 роки тому +993

    10 months later, I’ve started saying “hey kids” in the mirror in hopes to summon, the knowing ones

    • @tellg0t090
      @tellg0t090 3 роки тому +10

      No you have to look in the mirror in a dark room only light by a computer with skill share active while the sound of cicadas buzzing goes on before sacrificing a piece of broom rape and repeating hey kids 3 times only then will the mighty bless you with his presence

    • @charliegarrison9688
      @charliegarrison9688 3 роки тому +8

      Don't forget your can of prego. If it doesn't change to Ragu then you must redo the incantation.

    • @iamssmrt5298
      @iamssmrt5298 3 роки тому +3

      Guys you’re missing so many steps, tbf it’s very long so here’s another part of it, you must also drink some Pope blood, and start chanting the names (either language works) of the three Yule lads. I’ll keep post rules as I remember them.

    • @VG-or1nu
      @VG-or1nu 3 роки тому +2

      I’ve also started saying “hey kids” but with far different intents..............

    • @dinohunter6450
      @dinohunter6450 3 роки тому

      You got it wrong. You have to say "swiss miss instant piss" 3 times while burning broomrape and dumping swiss miss in your toilet. On the third chant, you must flush.

  • @michaelowens5813
    @michaelowens5813 Рік тому +7

    Everyday, I wish for your return

  • @MrRobot_X_X
    @MrRobot_X_X Рік тому +4

    The world needs you Samuel!

  • @guardosha73671
    @guardosha73671 4 роки тому +1907

    When you’re so bad at being a ship that the President sends you to Alaska so you don’t explode anything.

    • @TannaTuver
      @TannaTuver 4 роки тому +61

      And then a drunk carnival crewmate explodes flowers instead

    • @gunmunz
      @gunmunz 4 роки тому +27

      I prefer how Potential History put it: This whole thing isn't working out so I'm sending you to the japanese.

  • @recognizesealand572
    @recognizesealand572 3 роки тому +5408

    For Christmas I wish for sam'onella to come back.
    (It didn't work)

    • @aspen3737
      @aspen3737 3 роки тому +70

      All I want for christmassssss is youuuuuuuu

    • @DutchmanRadio
      @DutchmanRadio 3 роки тому +30

      Dear god please

    • @LucasKellis
      @LucasKellis 3 роки тому +108

      He had an interview with Casually Explained I forget when it was. Sam is in college, as also a college kid myself I can attest he's probably hella busy rn. Rona and virtual learning ain't easy. That's my guess where he has been

    • @egliyoflo
      @egliyoflo 3 роки тому +10

      Amen to that

    • @Snowflake-hg1tn
      @Snowflake-hg1tn 3 роки тому +4

      Did he die ?

  • @EtVilia
    @EtVilia Рік тому

    Dude please I need more of your content. I can’t stop going through every video again and again. I miss you.

  • @hunterwilson4854
    @hunterwilson4854 Рік тому +5

    This is your time to shine you should make a video about Queen Elizabeth‘s life or funny things that happened in the royal family or something like that

  • @peopleperson8093
    @peopleperson8093 3 роки тому +2877

    This is taking the, “I’m going to get milk,” to a whole another level

    • @whereslenny5114
      @whereslenny5114 3 роки тому +8

      Lmao

    • @maixe13
      @maixe13 3 роки тому +43

      I think he’s doing the side quests that’s why it’s taking him so long to get the milk

    • @martinez_941d
      @martinez_941d 3 роки тому +6

      why is your profile pic green if your name is purple person

    • @talitintti8412
      @talitintti8412 3 роки тому +14

      @@martinez_941d are u colorblind? Or am i colorblind cuz i think it's red

    • @nullvalue9901
      @nullvalue9901 3 роки тому +9

      @@talitintti8412 it is red

  • @dinoboiis8147
    @dinoboiis8147 3 роки тому +3444

    Plot twist: hes making the most high quality animation that rivals disney

    • @user-tl9gp4dn4q
      @user-tl9gp4dn4q 3 роки тому +59

      James Robles yes i would love to see the gore of stick people and no this is not sarcasm

    • @kendallwakefield7459
      @kendallwakefield7459 3 роки тому +42

      I miss him

    • @dareven9984
      @dareven9984 3 роки тому +9

      He already is

    • @justinvaughn2277
      @justinvaughn2277 3 роки тому +34

      at 4:15 roosevelt's hand remains in his wheelchair

    • @gandalf2447
      @gandalf2447 3 роки тому +4

      Not really a plot twist just a fact

  • @bensmart2829
    @bensmart2829 Рік тому +4

    sam please come back. ive been sitting at my computer pressing refresh for two years now waiting for a new video. my finger hurts. just one new video, it doesnt even have to be good. please

  • @madchencraig5395
    @madchencraig5395 Рік тому +7

    He is back and I’m happy I can exist in life again

  • @liamhoran9906
    @liamhoran9906 3 роки тому +8886

    Anyone notice how everything bad started happening after Sam left?

    • @p_4225
      @p_4225 3 роки тому +484

      Stupidity, Dashlane, Humor, and SkillShare. All 4 nations lived in peace until the boredom nation attacked. Only the avatar, master of all four elements could stop them. But when the wold needed him most, he vanished.
      Edit: Yo wtf are these likes?

    • @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884
      @ronaldmcdonaldgarcia4884 3 роки тому +30

      @@p_4225 He is the missing r

    • @tigerfun8644
      @tigerfun8644 3 роки тому +31

      He kept peace

    • @jameewhatsin
      @jameewhatsin 3 роки тому +4

      no

    • @skelemander2624
      @skelemander2624 3 роки тому +7

      Oh crap

  • @swagifier1170
    @swagifier1170 3 роки тому +1189

    Imagine going about everyday life and remembering you have a youtube channel with nearly 3 million people wondering where you have been for the past year

    • @jondaniels4325
      @jondaniels4325 3 роки тому +61

      He walks among us, though we don't know who is him. Think about this next time you're out running an errand. The young lad whom you pass in the frozen foods section.......could be Sam

    • @neilb143
      @neilb143 3 роки тому +24

      @@jondaniels4325 I mean only people living in Delaware

    • @noobmaster1186
      @noobmaster1186 3 роки тому +15

      @@jondaniels4325 AMONG US SUS

    • @alkalinepineapples733
      @alkalinepineapples733 3 роки тому +16

      @@jondaniels4325 He walks WHERE?

    • @therealslimshitty5186
      @therealslimshitty5186 3 роки тому +6

      @@noobmaster1186 cring

  • @undertow6149
    @undertow6149 Рік тому +6

    Till next time im Sam O´Nella see you next time.....
    Next time he said...

  • @Brave_Sir_Robin
    @Brave_Sir_Robin Рік тому +10

    Everyone under every comment of this video:
    “Boy do I have news for you”

  • @RichardThrobbin
    @RichardThrobbin 3 роки тому +1828

    Damn the ship has such bad luck that talking about it makes you disappear

  • @ConnerV
    @ConnerV 3 роки тому +1849

    _He went from “hi kids” to “bye kids” faster then my dad._

  • @pimkinn
    @pimkinn Рік тому +6

    My favorite thing is to read comments of a UA-camr who vanished for years after they uploaded a new video

  • @bradyking9778
    @bradyking9778 Рік тому +7

    Now that Sam is back, maybe we can get some comments that actually talk about the video

  • @birdword7894
    @birdword7894 2 роки тому +8955

    Most students would just leave the classroom after 10 minutes if the teacher still hasn't shown up but we've been waiting for nearly two years for this man to draw his stick figures again.

    • @conklaved7242
      @conklaved7242 2 роки тому +20

      HAHAHA

    • @simonpimentel4101
      @simonpimentel4101 2 роки тому +16

      Search up jake farm

    • @thepenguin2859
      @thepenguin2859 2 роки тому +83

      We are all proud students of the academy

    • @dominic2009
      @dominic2009 2 роки тому +84

      @@simonpimentel4101 I don’t want State Farm I want Sam :(

    • @acrohasatablespoon1408
      @acrohasatablespoon1408 2 роки тому +9

      @@dominic2009 There's a UA-camr that makes similar videos to Sam O' Nella that goes by Jake Farm...

  • @nicheexplorer4053
    @nicheexplorer4053 3 роки тому +1337

    Sam was arrested for handling salmon in suspicious circumstance which is why he has been inactive for 7 months.

    • @gensischosen251
      @gensischosen251 3 роки тому +3

      Wait? How? Will you sent me the link of News?

    • @dollycxrpse4022
      @dollycxrpse4022 3 роки тому +34

      @@gensischosen251 r/woooosh

    • @AlexTheDoggoMaster
      @AlexTheDoggoMaster 3 роки тому +35

      "Is that fish jenga?"
      "NO!"

    • @olaff9771
      @olaff9771 3 роки тому +25

      ​@@gensischosen251 Sadly, he was arrested for tresspassing while holding a salmon suspiciously.
      ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html
      ua-cam.com/video/ub82Xb1C8os/v-deo.html

    • @khatunamezvrishvili6211
      @khatunamezvrishvili6211 3 роки тому +2

      @@olaff9771 cool song but what does it have to do with sam

  • @retro6818
    @retro6818 Рік тому +2

    Please Sam we need you more than ever

  • @joogaloo929
    @joogaloo929 Рік тому +8

    Sam will be back on September 14th.
    Trust me bro

  • @pelafeco
    @pelafeco 3 роки тому +1890

    The world needs you Mr. O’Nella.
    Sincerely,
    The World.

  • @extreme_5137
    @extreme_5137 3 роки тому +3806

    Update for the peeps, he's actually pursuing a major in chemical engineering, and should be back around the end of 2021.
    EDIT: It turns out its a bachelors degree, not a major.
    Um, so apparently not

  • @stateyourthesis
    @stateyourthesis Рік тому +4

    Still waiting for the kings return