The Banana Republics
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- Опубліковано 5 лют 2017
- this was supposed to be like three minutes long
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"Brandenburg Concerto No. 4 in G, Movement I (Allegro), BWV 1049" Kevin MacLeod (incompetech.com)
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United Fruit Co. literally has a gun in their logo, not exactly subtle guys..
Nah! They seem like good folk.
@@ghostiehomie7113 what do they have on you
@@Vanishingink4 his family
@@Vanishingink4 They threatened to cut off his banana
@@boney2982 he should realize they are holding him back
Me every time I watch this video:
"Oh Eisenhower!"
*Set volume to 50%*
Yes
*100%*
RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE
COMMIEEEEEEEE COMMIEEEEEEEEE
c o m m i e
Fun fact: the Chiquita Banana company tried to assassinate my Abuelo when he advocated for worker's unionization and rights in Honduras during the 20th century! So not only did they kill leaders, they didn't hesitate to kill anyone who even considered talking back! My Abuelo eventually immigrated to the US for asylum, and continued to advocate for unionization where they couldn't kill him as easily, haha.
Your grandpa is a hero! Salvadorans and Hondurans forever stand united against imperialism.
Chiquita banana plead guilty in court to supporting a terrorist organization recently
Jee wtf. fr.
yeah coca cola did the same thing
@@anthony_depazI’m sorry but the idea of a American prison being safer then Honduras is pretty funny
Colombian here! Because of the United fruit company, a lot of people here died just because they wanted basic human rights, in our History classes we called it "La masacre de las bananeras" the translation is something like "Banana Massacre"
✨Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism✨
@@cozmoknotCOMMIE COMMIE
ColOmbia*
@@MrMG-il5hv
In One Hundred Years of Solitude, Garcia Marquez retells that episode in the "magic realism" style, I highly recommend it.
@@cozmoknotloser
Step 1: Grow Banana
Step 2: Sell Banana
Step 3: Kick out the entire governement using an army of hired mercenaries
Step 4: Profit
Step 6: Create a Intergalactic Banana Empire and the reshape the matter of the universe into one massive Banana.
step 8: build a banana fueled time machine to travel back in time to 1900 closing the loop to gain more profits in the past and repeat step 1.
Step 4: defenestrate yourself
Step 9: Become banana king and rule all bananas
My mom and grandma grew up in Guatemala and i remember my grandma telling me their president died over bananas i was very confused
CaliJLMN Id be too friend, I'd be too
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
CaliJLMN I guess Guatemala’s government was pretty “bananas” ;)
Show this video to them :)
potassium poising
one of the wildest parts of my childhood was going to the children's museum and playing in the part where you could pretend to be a labourer in a banana plantation only for my grandpa to start spouting war stories his father told him about the actual banana plantations
gotta indoctrinate the youth
Sounds like something Larry David would do.
"The nanners must flow" is an incredibly apt reference. Well done.
TRADE OFFER!
I receive: Banana.
You receive: Military dictatorship
*[ACCEPT]* [DECLINE]
[ACCEPT] [USA "freedom"]
Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mmm-mm-mm-mmm. Do you want a banana? This banana for you!
@@SnepBlepVR Tonight we dance around the flame. This banana make you go insane
[ACCEPT] cus I love banana
Nations are temporary, Potassium is forever.
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
"All warfare is based
"- Sun Tzu
Nah nah, Human rights are temporary, yellow is forever
-literally most capitalists if they got the chance *cough cough* nestle
But, doom is eternal
Sun Tzu once said that
And I'd say he knows a LITTLE MORE about fruit harvesting than than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!
Nothing on UA-cam really summarizes the Red Scare era of American history better than 4:33
I get that this is supposed to be humorous but hearing about the Banana Republics is just sad and anger-inducing no matter how it was retold.
Fun fact: Dole was also partly responsible for the coup the overthrew the Hawai'ian monarchy and annexing into America. This time for pineapples
Pineapple republic, as a mexican I was not aware of that hiden part of hawaiian story, I felt upset when reading how it ended I related somehow to being under control of a goverment ruled by someone who does not even care about you and not being able to do a thing to change it, sadly thats how many people lives nowdays, we never learn.
As a person living in Hawaii for all of their life, I am internally screaming
Great, now a want a banana
@@FisherStAmour-xl4qz looked it up, my bad it was an anachronism. Sanford Dole forms the coup government in 1894 mostly in service of castle & cooke holdings before the foundation of the Hawaiian Pineapple Company in 1901. So it's the other way around Dole lead a coup in Hawaii and then used the resulting power to grant a monopoly to his cousins Dole Fruit company after it was founded.
*insert Bob Dole jokes*
'that's not very freedom of you young man' needs to be on a shirt
dead nymphet so should COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE
dead nymphet Then proceeds to back dictatorships and overthrow governments themselves.
dftba store will do that for you. please make this happen!
And wear it every time Trump does something that isn't very freedom. So basically wear it every day.
+Patrick Cahill Uh... maybe don't freeboot from Sam's videos?
In Colombia, there's a similar story. In 1928, workers of the banana plantations were protesting against the terrible working conditions. After weeks with no agreement due to the United Fruit Company refusing to negotiate, the conservative Colombian government sent the army to kill the protesting workers. They were compelled to work in the company's interests because they didn't want them to cut off the Colombian banana trade from major powers. This is now known as "La masacre de las bananeras" or the Banana Massacre. This is even referenced in One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez.
Just like during the Cold War, US officials in Colombia and United Fruit Co. representatives portrayed them as communist in telegrams sent to then Secretary of State Frank B. Kellogg
how can you make so much money off of fruits
@@maya-cc2sx Food industry is soooo profitable because everyone love eating food. Of course fruit company make some scrooge mcduck profit.
@@renlevy411 why are the farmers so poor then
@@maya-cc2sx Do you watch the video? Because that how Capitalism worked. That what happened when labor right doesn't exist. There a reason why life in Victorian Era was completely misarable for the Proletariat.
@@renlevy411 I did, what I mean is if fruits are that profitable why are farmers so poor while companies are rich
Dwight D. Eisenhower losing it at the word 'Commie' is actually historically accurate
Imagine being Sam’s neighbor and you just hear him screaming “COMMIEEEE” at 2 in the morning
"I think the neighbor is having a ptsd episode, should we do something?"
"Nah hes just recording a video"
Made me laugh
That would be a huge pain in the ass to explain, why were you screaming "CUMMIE" in the middle of the night.
My neighbors probably relate
3:01 here
"Dirty" *turns down volume* "stinkin" *turns down volume* "commie" *still didnt turn down volume enough*
Segeric
The second word is "collectivising" ya dum.
@@god2k562 little rude pal but be yourself
@@bobbot5400 No, I am your god, accept me or burn in the 7th gate of hell !!!
@@god2k562 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO
2 comments:
1: That eisenhower scene was about as hilarious as the time the Garfield Show did a spoof of "who let the dogs out". In other words, 10/10.
2. This sort of stuff is why megacorporations are actually really horrifying, and also why I reckon that the seperation between corporation and state should be about as important as the seperation of church and state... oh wait, i forgot; the latter is simply a broader version of the former lol
I miss 6 months ago when the US was still trying to keep church and state separate
@@kin-3877 are you still mad that some states don't want you to rip babies limb from limb?
Just don't have sex. Problem solved.
I had to scroll for a good bit before I found a freedom oriented mindset. I 100% agree we need separation between state and market. The state has become religion for so many people.
I also agree with the separation of church and state, and I’m actually upset that this other person that replied to your comment won’t let me ask why (specifically) we don’t separate church and state in the US anymore…but I guess the bot account is being used elsewhere. We have an election coming after all.
Government shouldnt have access to money
They charge us anyway. . . .
When a new road goes in, your taxes climb that year to pay for it. . . . But the government also needed to print extra money for its self, after it spent the money it said it would cost already. . . .
Is the debt just the money you thought you were personally owed?
Separation of church and state isn't what you think it is. It's "the government stays out of the church", not "church stays out of government". The Puritans left England because the government was in charge of the church and basically using it as an extra source of income.
Capitalism is fucking scary, but don't tell Eisenhower I said that
Comieeeee!!!
@@sureitscool5475 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!
@@alexruska9390 World star!
Rich people call in the army and decide to overthrow the government?
Replace the word Banana with Sugar Cane, and you have the history of Hawaii.
No the annexation of Hawaii was far more complicated, theirs a video by Knowing Better who goes far more in depth than I ever could
P.S he's from Hawaii
God Emperor Huey Long w o o s h
Thought it was pinapples
Aloha!
Josh Barnes depends on the island but basically the same. Dole basically owns one of the Hawaiian islands and uses it as a large plantation
I can just a imagine Sam screaming into his mic “COMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”
*REEEEEEEEEEEE*
Gunshots screams explosions
WORLD STAR!
КОММУНЯКААААААА
That bit made me lol
4:22 "Oh Eisenhower"
Me: *Immediately decreases volume*
i love that scene where Eisenhower just screams "COMMIE!!!." at the top of his lungs.
My history teacher played this in class. Truly legendary.
Good teacher
4:43
A teacher willing to show the truth in history
Dont tell the superintendent. . . . Thats how you get fired for being a good guy. School isent about learning, its about programing. And we dont wanna program our kids to think the adults make mistakes that alter the world on a military scale. Just business
Donovan my man you hit the nail on the head.
Even with the cursing? wow im surprised
Imagine owning so much land that you baisically own a country just as a corparation.
We are living in a cyberpunk dystopia owned by corporations for way longer than we thought
Welcome to Ancapistan!
@@XXStrong1 Where the money flows and your very being is up for sale!
Bro check the East India trading company
*stares in British East India Company*
“Red fear and yellow love” is the most clever thing ever and I hate you for it
The comi part never fails to make me laugh
COMMIE!!!!!!
COMMIE!!!!!!
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
-Dwight D. Eisenhower
World Star!
Neiroe */pol/
My school is named after this guy
There's one in my district as well.
Which one? Mine is in NJ
Guatemalan president: Introduces basic human rights
Banana industry: "So you have chosen death"
Literally
666 likes, can’t break that unholy perfection
Banana Industry: “That isn’t very cash money of you”*
So you have chosen *COMMUNISM*
*COMMIE*
*COMMIE*
*REEEEEE*
This is one of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded to UA-cam! I’m serious. Everything about this video is perfect - especially Dwight Eisenhower!
Is it just me or does Sam's drawing of Eisenhower just look adorable?
4:44
Eisenhower went *bananas*
Out.
Leave
Go.
Exit.
Skedaddle
"Holy shit, you actually did it."
"WORLDSTAR"
@FEM buckaroos
Not very imaginative just quoting the vid
5 min before
COMIEEEE
COMIEEEE
Go get em
rEEEeEeeeee
@6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I am doing
@6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I'm doing
Okay, when people say that, throughout history, America has been a serious fucking bastard to people, I'm starting to see what they're talking about.
Good for you! In Central America the people still feel the effects today. These banana republics lead to socialist uprisings and civil wars across Central America in the 1960s-1990s which lead to the mass migration of Central Americans to the U.S. which leads us to the border crisis of the modern day.
The 20th century was wild
6 years later and this video still makes me laugh and I remember certain parts word for word lol
Take a shot every time USA starts policing governments of other nations.
I can't, Americans like me have no alcohol tolerance so id be dead by the 25th shot
*dies of alcohol poisoning*
There's not that much alcohol in the world.
@@corruptkitten1007 If the russians ran out of vodka after WWII there's definitely not enough alcohol
Dam you I died of too high blood alcohol levels
Fun fact: the founder of dole actually took part in overthrowing the monarchy of Hawaii
Why not play imperialism when you got a gazillion dollars
Yeah I knew that
USA is like father, like son. Britain must be proud. After all, brits distabilised The chinese empire with drugs back in The Day. Just because tea sellings were regulated.
English speaking countries are The wackiest imperialists now that i think about it.
@@brok56 The funniest part is how the US likes to make Britain the bad guy in everything, but conveniently forgets segregation, the over throwing of governments in the name of profit, etc etc
The Dole Sam talks about in this video, Sanford B. Dole, was actually a cousin of James Dole, who helped create Dole Food Co. Not the same guy, but related.
i love this video, and it answers the question of “does capitalism work?”
because it does, but the real question is, “for whom does capitalism work?”
Funny how capitalist countries have higher wage than in communist country
all the other poor capitalist countries can suck it, and if they dont like it, boom, banana republic, fuck you poor people.
Capitalism works as long as you have the resources to work with it.
If you don't (example, you live under a country that has been screwed by another in the past example Honduras), you are f*cked since minimum wage works won't exactly allow you to work with capitalism in your favour
Answer, "not for you"
☝🏾✨ Bingo!
I want more poorly drawn educational videos godammit
And he doesn't question why United Fruit's logo had a fucking rifle on it
Duh, so they could hunt the bananas. How else were they gonna get them?
Nelso5000 Amazing logic 10/10.
They caused a fucking massacre in my country, so I can 100% say, it hits close to home.
Furries don't get to talk.
@GTA Spud It's a dragon, dumbass
Then they ask such things like "Why is Central America such a disaster"...
Don Rodrigo Biolador yeh it's because there were a bunch of natives who were invaded by the Spanish and then mestizos commit horrific atrocities against them and then the US government give their governments money to slaughter innocent people. the end
There is even more than that, and note how i mentioned just "Central America".
Don Rodrigo Biolador Because bananas...
Don Rodrigo Biolador
sir don rodrigo how are you doing with the plauge? I heard that it is though to recover from that
Isn't everything below Canada a disaster?
Salmonella never fails to deliver masterpieces
"world star"
- Sam O'Nella
*looks at the sticker on my recent banana bunch *
"dear god, its CHIQUITA"
Even when it's not, it probably still is.
OOOH BLOODNANA
"He's a dirty..."
"No.."
"...collectivizing..."
"No!"
"...Commie."
"COMMIIIIIIIIIIIEE"
“COMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
“Go get him Dwight!”
“REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”
@@marvelgeek9577 *gunshots intensifies*
Holy shit You actually did it
World star
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
Reeeeee
Oh shit you actually did it
Had to come back to this video after Chiquita banana tweeted 'We havent overthrown a government since 1954' lmao at least theyre being honest
4:44 Teenagers when left alone at home for 15 minutes:
"Hey, that's not very freedom of you young man"
SansThe Skelebro U
Ww2 JP: HEY. FREEDOM IS GAY
Turniue is there something wrong with being gay? Huh? Are you being judgemental on what is best for whom ever decides to like the opposite sex? The freedom we have in America allows said gayness to be an acceptable thing in society because there is nothing wrong with being gay as that is the life choice that person decide to make and most gays actually find good husbands and wives you judgmental jerk
+SansThe Skelebro What Turniue is probably referencing is Sam O'Nella's sushi video.
yea
being gays fine. i dont give enough shits to think its wrong
"I conquered Nicaragua for United Fruit." - Smedley Butler, most decorated American soldier at the time of that quote. War is a racket.
Marine*
Doesn’t have much to do with anything but I had just read about Smedley yesterday. Apparently he was hired by all these businesses to overthrow FDR in the 1930s and help them install a dictatorship instead. He told the president instead. The coup was prevented and no one was prosecuted. Butler hated his life, denounced capitalism and labeled himself a “racketeer for capitalism” for decades. Roosevelt himself was viewed as a Communist by many of these businessmen. Butler was a Roosevelt supporter though and these businesses were idiots for trying to hire HIM of all people to lead their attempted Coup. The entire thing was ridiculous if not a little scary.
@@israeldelarosa5461 Jonathan Katz has just written a book about Smedlsy Butler and his era called Gangsters of Capitalism.
General Smedley Butler USMC
War isent about profit
Thats why we invaded Iraq, cuz they "knocked 2 buildings down" so we took their oil fields for almost 11 years and raised the price of gas back home. . . . . Wait a second
Fun fact, I’m from Costa Rica and sell eggs to the Chiquita and Dole owned restaurants for their own workers, where it’s extremely uncomfortable to take your own food, yet conveniently they have restaurants in every plant, which they in the end end up taking half their salary, to the same company.
Abt to show this in my US-Latin American Relations college class
Tell us how it goes
“Oh also also...
*NANNERS* ”
“Alright I’m sold do what you want”
I can really only think of modern day Iraq Pakistan and Afghanistan, most of the others were restored
He took it out of his underbelly
I'd also give in whenever Nanners is involved, though I'd be referring to SeaNanners.
I read this as he said it 😂
*CCOMMMIIEEESS!!!!!!!!*
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
It's like 2 AM here and I smirked when I saw that.
WORLDSTARR
*GUN SHOTS*
holy shit you actually did it
"You should never stick bananas in the refrigerator because they grow in a certain way"
If I had a nickel for how many times I’ve been woken up after falling asleep to UA-cam by Sam playing Dwight Eisenhower and screaming “COMMIE!”…well I’d only have two nickels but it’s strange it’s happened twice
*COMMIEEEEEEEE* *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee*
Jean Rose
Where is that profile pic from? Asking for a friend... 0_0
Tell me please... for academic purpose...
Bois sorry to dissapoint but that looks like a girl suffering from sugma
Larry The Cable Guy sugma what? -sugma dick?-
Holy shit u actually did it
**overtakes country over banana**
America : *that wasn't very freedom of you*
America: oh wait, it was for money? Carry on brave soldier
Also, also...naners
*Disney wants to know your location*
You sould learns grammars
fun fact: zemurray overworked his workers so severely that they quite literally turned blue from the medicine they had to put on the banana leaves.
Costarrican here, the UFC was (and probably still is) owner of at least 8% of the land of our country, and mostly for bananas, pineapple and sugar cane, but the other day I learned that in Puntarenas there are at least 190 thousand acres dedicated to African Palm production (mostly for palm oil) and guess what, a big part of the production goes to the USA.
Dwight reacting to “comie” like mermaid man reacted to “evil”
Same thing
An appropriate response tbh
mermaid man kinda reminds me of dwight d eisenhower now that i think about it
@@Ironhold_Watch based as all hell
@@indisciipline UnAmerican as hell
"But if my workers have rights, then how can I profit off of their suffering?"
Well, that's a very common thing until this day everywhere in the world.
Jeff Bezos be like
@@Hitsugix Yes, in part because of the US pulling shit like this.
Because profits are more important than basic human rights
Dude, only the rich have rights. I MEAN, OF COURSE AMERICA GIVES RIGHTS TO ALL PEOPLE! SORRY FOR MY IGNORANCE! HAHAHAHAHHA!
I don’t think anyone should trust a fruit company that has a shotgun in in their logo.
In Honduras, all of these companies still exist.
Some women who work there even become sterile after a year working due to the strong chemicals they use. Average wage in those companies is about $820 a month for about 80 hours a week, i.e. 400 hours a week. You can't use your phone, you have 20 minutes a day to eat and use the bathroom. You can't eat the bananas. And if you're a women, you're pretty much obligated to have sex with your boss if you want to keep your job.
Unfortunately those are the places with the highest wages in those zones
Sounds like someone needs to have there government overthrown
Sam O’Nella: **Screaming Commie into his mic**
Neighbors: “Yeah, hey 911?”
In December 6th of 1928, the United Fruit Company slaughtered near 3000 workers that were on a strike near Santa Marta, Colombia. The massacre is known as the "banana massacre".
KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME
Nanners
Victor Ortiz
False. The Banana Massacre killed about 13 to 23 workers, but the number has never been verified.
The 3,000 figure was essentially invented and popularized by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in One Hundred Years of Solitude to give a greater impact to the theme of his work as it pertains to colonialism.
Nobody in it died with dignity
There was another massacre in El Salvador in 1932 which killed an estimated 10-40 thousand peasants who were rebelling against the puppet state. As for the other guy it's likely hundreds if not thousands were killed in Colombia. The government under reported casualties for obvious reasons
Yeah, because all the weapons and trained infantrymen that Zemurray purchased were, famously, just kind of lying around in Honduras, and were totally not supplied to him by a certain global superpower
That Eisenhower thing was the best shit I've seen in months
Master of Puppets
I still can't believe that we invaded ducking central America for bannanas.
Well, to be fair you guys have done way worst for way less
Lexender
Fair point.
Master of Puppets most ironic part is he used a communist gun
Lexender worse*
As a Honduran I can tell...
*things have not improved, get me out of Honduras NOW*
Fix your grammar first.
@@mr.kylemiles5169 as an american you need new brains not everyone uses english all the time. Bet you dont know more than one language.:)
@@mr.kylemiles5169 their grammar is better than most native English speakers
Basically that's Latin America and the Middle East, almost all Africa. Umm North Korea, India, and a lot more of course.
Person: I’m from another country
This guy: sPeAk EnGlIsH
*"I'm Chiquita banana and I've come to say, let us overthrow your country or you will pay!"*
And people say we should've given up our weapons to the US...we remember what happened to Libya when they did that. We're not standing down. Thank you, Comrade Sam, for doing God's work
Bro im trying to watch it on the bus with no headphones and bro starts screaming COMMMMIEE COMMMIEEE
4:50
I just noticed, you can hear 7 gun shots, and when the corpse is shown, Sam actually drew 7 bullet holes.
That's some raw dedication.
Holy shoot its true(pun intended)
Worldstar
@@dvdlmao 😡😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤😤
Does take much to impress you
Oooooo neat
This wasn't just bananas in central-america, it was oil in Iran, copper in Chile, and don't get me started on Africa.
In short, it's Capitalism creating the upper class who force profit onto necessities, turning into Authoritarianism.
My dad said that when he was a Marine, his commanding officer said, "Alrighty boys let fight another war for DeBeers" right before going to Africa. Sad stuff.
My father started working for the Vaccaro line in the mid fifties, his first boss Blaise tried to bring boxing back to Nola and got in trouble via forming relationships with Frankie Carbo and Frank Costello and was removed by the matriarch of the family I think is what my dad said . Also the Nola crime commission had a public forum regarding this. He stayed until,just after Murdock bought castle and Cooke.
@@Iwanwahid1969 Well, actually
ua-cam.com/video/9-SQGOYOjxs/v-deo.html
@@Iwanwahid1969 You didn't watch a second of that video, did you?
Look, you can even mute it and the message will be clear as fucking day.
4:40 I had earbuds in and now I’m deaf
COMMMIEEEEE COMMMIEEEE WEEEEEE
That whole sequence never fails to make me lose my shit
Imagine waking up at 2AM to the sounds of your neighbour aggressively screaming:
COMMIE
COMMIEEEEEEE
WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY
WRRYYYY?
MUDA!
*COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
Holy Shit you actually did it
*WORLDSTAR*
Kono America da!
And then the gunshots, and hearing: “Holy shit, you actually did it.”
“WORLDSTAR!”
Ok
I just looked at my bananas. God damn Chiquita
Chiquita or Dole
Darth Faker Chiquita
YOU SUPPORT COMMUNISM
Tmay I was mind blown by that too
6:05 History's greatest villain: Bananito Mussolini.
2:53 Sam was already doing Dune references way back before the new movies goddamn
*Commieeeee*
*Commmieeeeeee*
Gold
*REEEEEEEE*
Gold *GUNSHOTS IN THE DISTANCE*
Listen at full volume with headphones
Death to Communists 😎
ShietSmells chicken tendies
*COMMIE, COMMIE*
"yeah go get em' Dwight."
*REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
**random gunshots**
8 Gohan “holy shit you actually did it” *worldstar*
“WORLDSTAR”
yes correct this *was* a quote in the video. good job pointing it out for me, i would have missed it otherwise.
thanks from belize
Imagine being this guy's neighbor that night
I was watching this in public omfg I’m dead
4:43 most horrifying Sam o nella frame
Most ironic thing was Eisenhower using an AK-47 to fight Communists
Country: *democratically elects socialist leader*
America: REEEEEEEEEEEEE
That wasn't even socialism, barely social democracy. The USA is just too dumb and too greedy to distinguish between the two
@@garibanibizzeka didn't a Marxist get elected in Chile?
@@muon1057 yes indeed, Salvador Allende won the 1970 elections by popular votes. He nationalized every business, including those in which the US had influence and bought shares. In 1973 the CIA backed the opposing faction of the army and killed Allende. From '73 to 1990 Agusto Pinochet ruled Chile as a ruthless dictator, killing, torturing or deporting (if lucky) any dissidents.
I Guess democracy only counts when it's convenient.
@@muon1057 i apologise if You knew this already, maybe your comment meant to reflect how You knew or lived the situation, I was just shining some Light into a period of history in which these dictatorships where all over South América
@@nickocampo1730 "I guess democracy only counts when its convenient"
Im definitely gonna use this as a quote, thanks for saying the perfect sentence for describing US foreign intervention
Eisenhower:"COMIEEEEEEE"
also Eisenhower: *uses a soviet gun*
That he BOUGHT. With *MONEY.*
how much was it
That he stole from the Russians
Are u sure about that unless
COMMIE COMMIE COMMIE
@@Skulldude-yj9kg I feel like that AK is a trophy for a murder of a certain Russian soldier.
"Holy shit, you actually did it.""WORLDSTAR". 4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video.
half "hehe funy episode" half "thats fucking atrocious i cannot believe they did that"
So Honduras had its government overthrown. Because of fruit?
Thats bananas
Oh man he missed an opportunity there.
The nanners must flow
That’s nut
@Aadarsh Ghosh I fucking swear
You're a case of nut bread
Only sin is that you gave Eisenhower a Russian gun.
the irony.
Not at all little guy, it's what guys in the business call plausible deniability
he used the csgo ak47 gun sound lmao
4:40, How To Lose Your Shit
Zeldagigafan C O M M I E!!!! *Use AK To liberate them*
Sam isn't back yet because he's systemically taking over an agricultural region in South America.
I miss him so much bros
That commie part fucking killed me.How is your throats after that?
I LOVE YOU I legit laughed so hard
I LOVE YOU
I LOVE YOU
I DO NOT LOVE YOU
I have credible hard statistical data suggesting that 74.1% of us died suffocating from laughter.
Central Americans: “Can we please have a living wage?”
1950s America: 4:44
Nowadays America also: 4:44
They replied with a Jay Z album?
@@ThaTruFily really?
@@samd2612 Yeah literally you say social democracy and they start with the red scare.
Not changed.
@@ThaTruFily What is democracy
Being Sams neighbours must be an experience.
"Wow I cant wait to settle dow-"
"COMIEEEE, COMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE-"
Hot take: South Korea is a Samsung Republic
Another modern example of banana republicanism, and more prevalently, is Transnistria, whole country pretty much run by the Sheriff Company.
Sam is the only person Ive ever heard use the term “nanners” who wasn’t my 62 year old dad
You haven't seen the Rugrats movie?
Somethingelseyt
Well, have you seen Sam and him in the same room?
Gasp you're right
Plot twist he is your dad
*C O M M I E*
*R E E E E E E E E*
Balder, the Father of the nightmare of Feminists Holy shit you actually did it
Gavin Luhezz *World Star*
*C O M M I E*
This is basically happening the United States but on a larger scale and with multiple companies at helm
It's already finished in the imperial core, that's why they move out to these other countries, they already own everything at home
America doing to itself the same fate it imposed to Latin America is tragically poetic.
Thanks Salmonella, very entertaining while being educational.
This HAS to be my favorite video just because of the line of "COMMMIIIEEEEEEEEE COMMMIIEEEEEEEE REEEeEEEEEeeeE"
COMMIEEEE!
@@irredeemablelover7608 *Gunshots*
Holy Shit, you actually did it.
WORLD STAR!
PLAM PLAM BAM BAM BAM
Me too
My too