The Banana Republics

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  • @adamant06
    @adamant06 3 роки тому +32238

    Step 1: Grow Banana
    Step 2: Sell Banana
    Step 3: Kick out the entire governement using an army of hired mercenaries

    • @Bigdog5400
      @Bigdog5400 3 роки тому +1195

      Step 4: Profit

    • @monke6774
      @monke6774 3 роки тому +679

      Step 6: Create a Intergalactic Banana Empire and the reshape the matter of the universe into one massive Banana.

    • @uptank8461
      @uptank8461 3 роки тому +446

      step 8: build a banana fueled time machine to travel back in time to 1900 closing the loop to gain more profits in the past and repeat step 1.

    • @gamersquid7cariga408
      @gamersquid7cariga408 3 роки тому +156

      Step 4: defenestrate yourself

    • @nothanks5630
      @nothanks5630 3 роки тому +235

      Step 9: Become banana king and rule all bananas

  • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
    @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 роки тому +23192

    Fun fact: Dole was also partly responsible for the coup the overthrew the Hawai'ian monarchy and annexing into America. This time for pineapples

    • @unluckyrebel
      @unluckyrebel 4 роки тому +740

      Pineapple republic, as a mexican I was not aware of that hiden part of hawaiian story, I felt upset when reading how it ended I related somehow to being under control of a goverment ruled by someone who does not even care about you and not being able to do a thing to change it, sadly thats how many people lives nowdays, we never learn.

    • @AKiwi
      @AKiwi 4 роки тому +392

      As a person living in Hawaii for all of their life, I am internally screaming

    • @ryanjones9498
      @ryanjones9498 4 роки тому +73

      Great, now a want a banana

    • @jacobsarvathayaparan2337
      @jacobsarvathayaparan2337 4 роки тому +244

      @@FisherStAmour-xl4qz looked it up, my bad it was an anachronism. Sanford Dole forms the coup government in 1894 mostly in service of castle & cooke holdings before the foundation of the Hawaiian Pineapple Company in 1901. So it's the other way around Dole lead a coup in Hawaii and then used the resulting power to grant a monopoly to his cousins Dole Fruit company after it was founded.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 4 роки тому +20

      *insert Bob Dole jokes*

  • @kali_uchis7635
    @kali_uchis7635 4 роки тому +28746

    I can just a imagine Sam screaming into his mic “COMIEEEEE REEEEEEEEEEEEEE”

  • @myceliiumz
    @myceliiumz Рік тому +2096

    one of the wildest parts of my childhood was going to the children's museum and playing in the part where you could pretend to be a labourer in a banana plantation only for my grandpa to start spouting war stories his father told him about the actual banana plantations

    • @vm_duc
      @vm_duc Рік тому +88

      gotta indoctrinate the youth

    • @MrTwinkieeater
      @MrTwinkieeater Рік тому +19

      Sounds like something Larry David would do.

    • @bootybiscuit1561
      @bootybiscuit1561 2 місяці тому

      The banana doesn't fall too far from the tree

    • @Menace0
      @Menace0 2 місяці тому +9

      you’re not gonna believe this but the youtube app asked me how I feel about your comment with a few pictures of smile faces like they have at the doctor when they ask you how much it hurt when you’re a kid

    • @myceliiumz
      @myceliiumz Місяць тому +4

      @@Menace0 how happy or sad does it make you that i played in a simulacrum of a banana plantation while my grandfather imagined how his life would've gone if he had gone off to work at one as a young lad instead of staying in his family home and eventually marrying

  • @Sable.Noah99
    @Sable.Noah99 6 років тому +15688

    My mom and grandma grew up in Guatemala and i remember my grandma telling me their president died over bananas i was very confused

    • @someguy9496
      @someguy9496 6 років тому +428

      CaliJLMN Id be too friend, I'd be too

    • @spacemarines1371
      @spacemarines1371 6 років тому +404

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @diamondfailer11
      @diamondfailer11 6 років тому +355

      CaliJLMN I guess Guatemala’s government was pretty “bananas” ;)

    • @storrho
      @storrho 6 років тому +28

      Show this video to them :)

    • @Julianicos
      @Julianicos 6 років тому +42

      potassium poising

  • @mistermoon9305
    @mistermoon9305 3 роки тому +10042

    Imagine being Sam’s neighbor and you just hear him screaming “COMMIEEEE” at 2 in the morning

    • @arandomsupra
      @arandomsupra 3 роки тому +482

      "I think the neighbor is having a ptsd episode, should we do something?"
      "Nah hes just recording a video"

    • @patientzero5685
      @patientzero5685 3 роки тому +45

      Made me laugh

    • @deadlycancer8002
      @deadlycancer8002 2 роки тому +122

      That would be a huge pain in the ass to explain, why were you screaming "CUMMIE" in the middle of the night.

    • @GlorifiedGremlin
      @GlorifiedGremlin 2 роки тому +29

      My neighbors probably relate

    • @randomguitarguy5906
      @randomguitarguy5906 2 роки тому +25

      3:01 here

  • @xeroxsos3659
    @xeroxsos3659 3 роки тому +14994

    Me every time I watch this video:
    "Oh Eisenhower!"
    *Set volume to 50%*

  • @sair4269
    @sair4269 Рік тому +2157

    Colombian here! Because of the United fruit company, a lot of people here died just because they wanted basic human rights, in our History classes we called it "La masacre de las bananeras" the translation is something like "Banana Massacre"

    • @cozmoknot
      @cozmoknot Рік тому +154

      ✨Imperialism is the highest stage of capitalism✨

    • @danixfamily8585
      @danixfamily8585 Рік тому

      ​@@cozmoknotCOMMIE COMMIE

    • @MiguelLopez-gv3nk
      @MiguelLopez-gv3nk Рік тому +2

      ColOmbia*
      @@MrMG-il5hv

    • @albertigno1129
      @albertigno1129 Рік тому +31

      In One Hundred Years of Solitude, Garcia Marquez retells that episode in the "magic realism" style, I highly recommend it.

    • @JimmyRimjobber
      @JimmyRimjobber Рік тому

      @@cozmoknotloser

  • @gb-wx3dv
    @gb-wx3dv 3 роки тому +7014

    Nations are temporary, Potassium is forever.
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @ElBrahh
      @ElBrahh 3 роки тому +116

      "All warfare is based
      "- Sun Tzu

    • @BallsItchReal
      @BallsItchReal 3 роки тому +54

      Nah nah, Human rights are temporary, yellow is forever
      -literally most capitalists if they got the chance *cough cough* nestle

    • @purevessel4801
      @purevessel4801 3 роки тому +23

      But, doom is eternal

    • @ad_placement3610
      @ad_placement3610 3 роки тому +10

      Sun Tzu once said that

    • @TheRealLittleBIGhead
      @TheRealLittleBIGhead 3 роки тому +22

      And I'd say he knows a LITTLE MORE about fruit harvesting than than you do, pal, because he INVENTED IT!

  • @Zizumia
    @Zizumia 4 роки тому +9411

    United Fruit Co. literally has a gun in their logo, not exactly subtle guys..

    • @GhostyHomie
      @GhostyHomie 4 роки тому +323

      Nah! They seem like good folk.

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 4 роки тому +236

      @@GhostyHomie what do they have on you

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 4 роки тому +382

      @@Vanishingink4 his family

    • @musiew683
      @musiew683 3 роки тому +288

      @@Vanishingink4 They threatened to cut off his banana

    • @Vanishingink4
      @Vanishingink4 3 роки тому +33

      @@boney2982 he should realize they are holding him back

  • @rohan1_
    @rohan1_ 3 роки тому +10358

    TRADE OFFER!
    I receive: Banana.
    You receive: Military dictatorship

    • @MAML_
      @MAML_ 3 роки тому +191

      *[ACCEPT]* [DECLINE]

    • @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva
      @Magnus_Ducatus_Chineva 3 роки тому +207

      [ACCEPT] [USA "freedom"]

    • @SnepBlepVR
      @SnepBlepVR 3 роки тому +45

      Do you want a banana? Peel it down and go mmm-mm-mm-mmm. Do you want a banana? This banana for you!

    • @CourierSiix
      @CourierSiix 3 роки тому +28

      @@SnepBlepVR Tonight we dance around the flame. This banana make you go insane

    • @biggestgooberintheland
      @biggestgooberintheland 3 роки тому +9

      [ACCEPT] cus I love banana

  • @maybe2031
    @maybe2031 Рік тому +2030

    Fun fact: the Chiquita Banana company tried to assassinate my Abuelo when he advocated for worker's unionization and rights in Honduras during the 20th century! So not only did they kill leaders, they didn't hesitate to kill anyone who even considered talking back! My Abuelo eventually immigrated to the US for asylum, and continued to advocate for unionization where they couldn't kill him as easily, haha.

    • @anthony_de_paz
      @anthony_de_paz Рік тому +139

      Your grandpa is a hero! Salvadorans and Hondurans forever stand united against imperialism.

    • @user-rp1wx6zw6d
      @user-rp1wx6zw6d 11 місяців тому

      Chiquita banana plead guilty in court to supporting a terrorist organization recently

    • @TheIndigoShine
      @TheIndigoShine 10 місяців тому +11

      Jee wtf. fr.

    • @squidwardo7074
      @squidwardo7074 9 місяців тому +6

      yeah coca cola did the same thing

    • @screamingseal4805
      @screamingseal4805 9 місяців тому +38

      @@anthony_de_pazI’m sorry but the idea of a American prison being safer then Honduras is pretty funny

  • @Neiroe
    @Neiroe 7 років тому +34753

    COMMIE!!!!!!
    COMMIE!!!!!!
    REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!
    -Dwight D. Eisenhower

  • @hunterhudson4577
    @hunterhudson4577 4 роки тому +6876

    Guatemalan president: Introduces basic human rights
    Banana industry: "So you have chosen death"

    • @comatose1818
      @comatose1818 4 роки тому +97

      Literally

    • @lewisleslie2821
      @lewisleslie2821 4 роки тому +9

      666 likes, can’t break that unholy perfection

    • @yankees21393
      @yankees21393 4 роки тому +103

      Banana Industry: “That isn’t very cash money of you”*

    • @martbarnav1787
      @martbarnav1787 4 роки тому +34

      So you have chosen *COMMUNISM*

    • @Marco-hl6gz
      @Marco-hl6gz 4 роки тому +21

      *COMMIE*
      *COMMIE*
      *REEEEEE*

  • @knyaz7500
    @knyaz7500 3 роки тому +7446

    My history teacher played this in class. Truly legendary.

    • @matheusexpedito4577
      @matheusexpedito4577 2 роки тому +237

      Good teacher

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 роки тому +250

      A teacher willing to show the truth in history
      Dont tell the superintendent. . . . Thats how you get fired for being a good guy. School isent about learning, its about programing. And we dont wanna program our kids to think the adults make mistakes that alter the world on a military scale. Just business

    • @whyplaypiano2844
      @whyplaypiano2844 Рік тому +26

      Donovan my man you hit the nail on the head.

    • @RigobertosTacoShop
      @RigobertosTacoShop Рік тому +35

      Even with the cursing? wow im surprised

    • @Megalon-qc8pf
      @Megalon-qc8pf Рік тому +2

      🫡

  • @aaronyates5324
    @aaronyates5324 2 роки тому +273

    "The nanners must flow" is an incredibly apt reference. Well done.

  • @zacharyb2723
    @zacharyb2723 3 роки тому +4329

    "I conquered Nicaragua for United Fruit." - Smedley Butler, most decorated American soldier at the time of that quote. War is a racket.

    • @PROhoppy
      @PROhoppy 3 роки тому +46

      Marine*

    • @israeldelarosa5461
      @israeldelarosa5461 3 роки тому +9

      Doesn’t have much to do with anything but I had just read about Smedley yesterday. Apparently he was hired by all these businesses to overthrow FDR in the 1930s and help them install a dictatorship instead. He told the president instead. The coup was prevented and no one was prosecuted. Butler hated his life, denounced capitalism and labeled himself a “racketeer for capitalism” for decades. Roosevelt himself was viewed as a Communist by many of these businessmen. Butler was a Roosevelt supporter though and these businesses were idiots for trying to hire HIM of all people to lead their attempted Coup. The entire thing was ridiculous if not a little scary.

    • @TheHutchy01
      @TheHutchy01 2 роки тому +91

      @@israeldelarosa5461 Jonathan Katz has just written a book about Smedlsy Butler and his era called Gangsters of Capitalism.

    • @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh
      @ChaplainBobWalkerBTh 2 роки тому +16

      General Smedley Butler USMC

    • @donovanulrich348
      @donovanulrich348 2 роки тому +95

      War isent about profit
      Thats why we invaded Iraq, cuz they "knocked 2 buildings down" so we took their oil fields for almost 11 years and raised the price of gas back home. . . . . Wait a second

  • @wizardshark2928
    @wizardshark2928 4 роки тому +1362

    Sam O’Nella: **Screaming Commie into his mic**
    Neighbors: “Yeah, hey 911?”

  • @alohadubs7683
    @alohadubs7683 5 років тому +5647

    Rich people call in the army and decide to overthrow the government?
    Replace the word Banana with Sugar Cane, and you have the history of Hawaii.

    • @godemperorhueylong269
      @godemperorhueylong269 5 років тому +145

      No the annexation of Hawaii was far more complicated, theirs a video by Knowing Better who goes far more in depth than I ever could
      P.S he's from Hawaii

    • @skeeeeet5954
      @skeeeeet5954 5 років тому +24

      God Emperor Huey Long w o o s h

    • @doyouevenwarpbro8674
      @doyouevenwarpbro8674 5 років тому +20

      Thought it was pinapples

    • @actionman9357
      @actionman9357 5 років тому +3

      Aloha!

    • @elijahcriswell1658
      @elijahcriswell1658 5 років тому +45

      Josh Barnes depends on the island but basically the same. Dole basically owns one of the Hawaiian islands and uses it as a large plantation

  • @lordsiomai
    @lordsiomai Рік тому +157

    Nothing on UA-cam really summarizes the Red Scare era of American history better than 4:33

  • @theoverseer393
    @theoverseer393 5 років тому +1588

    *looks at the sticker on my recent banana bunch *
    "dear god, its CHIQUITA"

    • @OtakuUnitedStudio
      @OtakuUnitedStudio 4 роки тому +3

      Even when it's not, it probably still is.

    • @Dr170
      @Dr170 2 роки тому +3

      OOOH BLOODNANA

  • @miran_rbm
    @miran_rbm 4 роки тому +13113

    "Holy shit, you actually did it."
    "WORLDSTAR"

    • @spoon104
      @spoon104 4 роки тому +20

      @FEM buckaroos

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 4 роки тому +86

      Not very imaginative just quoting the vid

    • @dannymarcum7166
      @dannymarcum7166 3 роки тому +67

      5 min before
      COMIEEEE
      COMIEEEE
      Go get em
      rEEEeEeeeee

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 роки тому +12

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I am doing

    • @benphillips1149
      @benphillips1149 3 роки тому +10

      @6Sarcasm._.Lemon9 not very imaginative just saying what I'm doing

  • @Nathanel-md6uc
    @Nathanel-md6uc 3 роки тому +14211

    Fun fact: the founder of dole actually took part in overthrowing the monarchy of Hawaii

    • @benwilsonMMA
      @benwilsonMMA 3 роки тому +736

      Why not play imperialism when you got a gazillion dollars

    • @v.k5417
      @v.k5417 3 роки тому +54

      Yeah I knew that

    • @brok56
      @brok56 3 роки тому +154

      USA is like father, like son. Britain must be proud. After all, brits distabilised The chinese empire with drugs back in The Day. Just because tea sellings were regulated.
      English speaking countries are The wackiest imperialists now that i think about it.

    • @EdgyShooter
      @EdgyShooter 3 роки тому +458

      @@brok56 The funniest part is how the US likes to make Britain the bad guy in everything, but conveniently forgets segregation, the over throwing of governments in the name of profit, etc etc

    • @steviecopeland
      @steviecopeland 3 роки тому +92

      The Dole Sam talks about in this video, Sanford B. Dole, was actually a cousin of James Dole, who helped create Dole Food Co. Not the same guy, but related.

  • @AverytheCubanAmerican
    @AverytheCubanAmerican 2 роки тому +436

    In Colombia, there's a similar story. In 1928, workers of the banana plantations were protesting against the terrible working conditions. After weeks with no agreement due to the United Fruit Company refusing to negotiate, the conservative Colombian government sent the army to kill the protesting workers. They were compelled to work in the company's interests because they didn't want them to cut off the Colombian banana trade from major powers. This is now known as "La masacre de las bananeras" or the Banana Massacre. This is even referenced in One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel García Márquez.
    Just like during the Cold War, US officials in Colombia and United Fruit Co. representatives portrayed them as communist in telegrams sent to then Secretary of State Frank B. Kellogg

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 роки тому +3

      how can you make so much money off of fruits

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 2 роки тому +42

      @@maya-cc2sx Food industry is soooo profitable because everyone love eating food. Of course fruit company make some scrooge mcduck profit.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 роки тому +4

      @@renlevy411 why are the farmers so poor then

    • @renlevy411
      @renlevy411 2 роки тому +51

      @@maya-cc2sx Do you watch the video? Because that how Capitalism worked. That what happened when labor right doesn't exist. There a reason why life in Victorian Era was completely misarable for the Proletariat.

    • @maya-cc2sx
      @maya-cc2sx 2 роки тому +1

      @@renlevy411 I did, what I mean is if fruits are that profitable why are farmers so poor while companies are rich

  • @roxsziegalrox55
    @roxsziegalrox55 8 років тому +3602

    'that's not very freedom of you young man' needs to be on a shirt

    • @itszaza5937
      @itszaza5937 8 років тому +59

      dead nymphet so should COMMIEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @snoopypingas5426
      @snoopypingas5426 8 років тому +9

      dead nymphet Then proceeds to back dictatorships and overthrow governments themselves.

    • @symbioticcoherence8435
      @symbioticcoherence8435 8 років тому +2

      dftba store will do that for you. please make this happen!

    • @alwinpriven2400
      @alwinpriven2400 8 років тому +13

      And wear it every time Trump does something that isn't very freedom. So basically wear it every day.

    • @amandadube156
      @amandadube156 8 років тому +7

      +Patrick Cahill Uh... maybe don't freeboot from Sam's videos?

  • @borat1191
    @borat1191 6 років тому +1456

    That Eisenhower thing was the best shit I've seen in months

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 років тому +58

      Master of Puppets
      I still can't believe that we invaded ducking central America for bannanas.

    • @Lexender
      @Lexender 6 років тому +41

      Well, to be fair you guys have done way worst for way less

    • @comedymask5340
      @comedymask5340 6 років тому +10

      Lexender
      Fair point.

    • @theworldisyours0722
      @theworldisyours0722 6 років тому +11

      Master of Puppets most ironic part is he used a communist gun

    • @ryanblack3686
      @ryanblack3686 6 років тому

      Lexender worse*

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 6 років тому +3123

    “Oh also also...
    *NANNERS* ”
    “Alright I’m sold do what you want”

    • @billrobertjoe
      @billrobertjoe 6 років тому +4

      I can really only think of modern day Iraq Pakistan and Afghanistan, most of the others were restored

    • @far0145
      @far0145 5 років тому

      He took it out of his underbelly

    • @SophiaAstatine
      @SophiaAstatine 5 років тому +3

      I'd also give in whenever Nanners is involved, though I'd be referring to SeaNanners.

    • @suxy5469
      @suxy5469 5 років тому

      I read this as he said it 😂

  • @chaoticdragoncherry6939
    @chaoticdragoncherry6939 Місяць тому +39

    2:12 this aged well

  • @kingcalamity4350
    @kingcalamity4350 5 років тому +3108

    "Dirty" *turns down volume* "stinkin" *turns down volume* "commie" *still didnt turn down volume enough*

    • @inakie7756
      @inakie7756 5 років тому +5

      Segeric

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 5 років тому +70

      The second word is "collectivising" ya dum.

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 5 років тому +16

      @@god2k562 little rude pal but be yourself

    • @god2k562
      @god2k562 5 років тому +34

      @@bobbot5400 No, I am your god, accept me or burn in the 7th gate of hell !!!

    • @bobbot5400
      @bobbot5400 5 років тому +10

      @@god2k562 NOOOOOOOOOOOOO

  • @rdmisme6695
    @rdmisme6695 5 років тому +964

    This HAS to be my favorite video just because of the line of "COMMMIIIEEEEEEEEE COMMMIIEEEEEEEE REEEeEEEEEeeeE"

  • @ajorsomething4935
    @ajorsomething4935 5 років тому +2451

    Imagine owning so much land that you baisically own a country just as a corparation.

    • @williansnobre
      @williansnobre 5 років тому +124

      We are living in a cyberpunk dystopia owned by corporations for way longer than we thought

    • @XXStrong1
      @XXStrong1 5 років тому +59

      Welcome to Ancapistan!

    • @raiderfox7229
      @raiderfox7229 5 років тому +27

      @@XXStrong1 Where the money flows and your very being is up for sale!

    • @user-rc9nr9sy9r
      @user-rc9nr9sy9r 5 років тому +52

      Bro check the East India trading company

    • @stupidcommentmaker
      @stupidcommentmaker 5 років тому +36

      *stares in British East India Company*

  • @danielvictor3262
    @danielvictor3262 Рік тому +192

    I get that this is supposed to be humorous but hearing about the Banana Republics is just sad and anger-inducing no matter how it was retold.

    • @henrikfitch4017
      @henrikfitch4017 4 місяці тому

      Fun fact!
      United Fruit literally admitted openly to knowingly funding terrorist militias in Colombia to further their political goals.
      And not one fatcat saw a prison cell as a result. The company had to pay a measly 25 million to the US government, not even to Colombia

  • @Furahri
    @Furahri 3 роки тому +9819

    4:50
    I just noticed, you can hear 7 gun shots, and when the corpse is shown, Sam actually drew 7 bullet holes.
    That's some raw dedication.

  • @strangepoyo1201
    @strangepoyo1201 5 років тому +2272

    **overtakes country over banana**
    America : *that wasn't very freedom of you*

  • @mettycandy
    @mettycandy 4 роки тому +6691

    I fell asleep watching Sam O'Nella's videos on autoplay, and I cannot tell you how terrifying it is to wake up at 5 am to "COMMIEEEEE COMMMIEEE REEEE" (4:44)

    • @ncrranger6288
      @ncrranger6288 4 роки тому +116

      L

    • @idk-hp3md
      @idk-hp3md 4 роки тому +18

      xD

    • @datt6165
      @datt6165 4 роки тому +39

      LMAOOOO

    • @shortleader0958
      @shortleader0958 4 роки тому +401

      thats how america works in the middle of the night you wake up to someone screeching about communists

    • @squirrele4495
      @squirrele4495 4 роки тому +23

      My worst nightmare

  • @dingdongs5208
    @dingdongs5208 Рік тому +88

    Dwight D. Eisenhower losing it at the word 'Commie' is actually historically accurate

  • @longlatino3973
    @longlatino3973 6 років тому +1468

    "Hey, that's not very freedom of you young man"

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 років тому +14

      SansThe Skelebro U
      Ww2 JP: HEY. FREEDOM IS GAY

    • @longlatino3973
      @longlatino3973 6 років тому +12

      Turniue is there something wrong with being gay? Huh? Are you being judgemental on what is best for whom ever decides to like the opposite sex? The freedom we have in America allows said gayness to be an acceptable thing in society because there is nothing wrong with being gay as that is the life choice that person decide to make and most gays actually find good husbands and wives you judgmental jerk

    • @christopher_graffam
      @christopher_graffam 6 років тому +3

      +SansThe Skelebro What Turniue is probably referencing is Sam O'Nella's sushi video.

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 років тому

      yea

    • @turniue
      @turniue 6 років тому +1

      being gays fine. i dont give enough shits to think its wrong

  • @noneofgorebusniess2089
    @noneofgorebusniess2089 4 роки тому +1257

    Dwight reacting to “comie” like mermaid man reacted to “evil”

  • @nermalmovement
    @nermalmovement Рік тому +39

    “Red fear and yellow love” is the most clever thing ever and I hate you for it

  • @supremeleadercora
    @supremeleadercora 3 роки тому +4763

    This wasn't just bananas in central-america, it was oil in Iran, copper in Chile, and don't get me started on Africa.

    • @beepboop4701
      @beepboop4701 3 роки тому +581

      In short, it's Capitalism creating the upper class who force profit onto necessities, turning into Authoritarianism.

    • @parkervarin
      @parkervarin 3 роки тому +322

      My dad said that when he was a Marine, his commanding officer said, "Alrighty boys let fight another war for DeBeers" right before going to Africa. Sad stuff.

    • @batcavenc43
      @batcavenc43 3 роки тому +38

      My father started working for the Vaccaro line in the mid fifties, his first boss Blaise tried to bring boxing back to Nola and got in trouble via forming relationships with Frankie Carbo and Frank Costello and was removed by the matriarch of the family I think is what my dad said . Also the Nola crime commission had a public forum regarding this. He stayed until,just after Murdock bought castle and Cooke.

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 роки тому +4

      @@Iwanwahid1969 Well, actually
      ua-cam.com/video/9-SQGOYOjxs/v-deo.html

    • @definitelynotcrazyrei3890
      @definitelynotcrazyrei3890 3 роки тому +13

      @@Iwanwahid1969 You didn't watch a second of that video, did you?
      Look, you can even mute it and the message will be clear as fucking day.

  • @ingridflores7022
    @ingridflores7022 4 роки тому +5646

    I'm actually from Guatemala and you have no idea on how much that impacted my country. We are still not recovering from this, as a matter of fact. We are still mourning Jacobo Arbenz, as he was exitiliated from the country and never came back after 1944! Our currency (quetzal) was at dollar level, and obviously that wasn't good for them. Now 7.6 quetzales make up one dollar. And I ran out of facts lol.

    • @chumlee8863
      @chumlee8863 4 роки тому +415

      Yeah, natural resources are still being exploited mainly by US companies and they still don't pay their workers shit neither the taxes they should

    • @epikmatrixerix6644
      @epikmatrixerix6644 4 роки тому +232

      I'm so sorry for your country and the many others the states screwed over. Please know that Sam and I are by no means the only Americans that want to see our government right its wrongs.
      🇬🇹💙

    • @maihaiki888
      @maihaiki888 4 роки тому +25

      I'm so sorry for your lose. That must have been hard😢

    • @silliemillieeee
      @silliemillieeee 4 роки тому +69

      also!! the happy meal was invented by a guatemalan woman :D

    • @flavioflubber183
      @flavioflubber183 4 роки тому +14

      America sucks sorry bro

  • @sinnohsinner0414
    @sinnohsinner0414 4 роки тому +3215

    "He's a dirty..."
    "No.."
    "...collectivizing..."
    "No!"
    "...Commie."
    "COMMIIIIIIIIIIIEE"

    • @marvelgeek9577
      @marvelgeek9577 4 роки тому +142

      “COMMMIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE!!!!!”
      “Go get him Dwight!”
      “REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!”

    • @notyoshikagekira7539
      @notyoshikagekira7539 4 роки тому +76

      @@marvelgeek9577 *gunshots intensifies*
      Holy shit You actually did it
      World star

    • @rosin_eater
      @rosin_eater 4 роки тому +6

      REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

    • @Daisythepage
      @Daisythepage 4 роки тому +3

      Reeeeee

    • @Daisythepage
      @Daisythepage 4 роки тому +3

      Oh shit you actually did it

  • @DaveTexas
    @DaveTexas Рік тому +42

    This is one of the greatest videos to ever be uploaded to UA-cam! I’m serious. Everything about this video is perfect - especially Dwight Eisenhower!

  • @victorortiz193
    @victorortiz193 6 років тому +2016

    In December 6th of 1928, the United Fruit Company slaughtered near 3000 workers that were on a strike near Santa Marta, Colombia. The massacre is known as the "banana massacre".

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 5 років тому +59

      KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME KOMME

    • @kaiser6945
      @kaiser6945 5 років тому +13

      Nanners

    • @alejandrosalazar8766
      @alejandrosalazar8766 5 років тому +110

      Victor Ortiz
      False. The Banana Massacre killed about 13 to 23 workers, but the number has never been verified.
      The 3,000 figure was essentially invented and popularized by Gabriel Garcia Marquez in One Hundred Years of Solitude to give a greater impact to the theme of his work as it pertains to colonialism.

    • @fairytail2484
      @fairytail2484 5 років тому +8

      Nobody in it died with dignity

    • @Trashcom1917
      @Trashcom1917 5 років тому +68

      There was another massacre in El Salvador in 1932 which killed an estimated 10-40 thousand peasants who were rebelling against the puppet state. As for the other guy it's likely hundreds if not thousands were killed in Colombia. The government under reported casualties for obvious reasons

  • @paint2160
    @paint2160 5 років тому +2437

    Therapist: Commie President doesn't exist. He can't hurt you.
    Dwight Eisenhower: *internally rees*

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 роки тому +4

      What?

    • @user-lu3ut8ot2e
      @user-lu3ut8ot2e 4 роки тому +2

      Sorry but that doesn’t exist you fucking idiot

    • @paint2160
      @paint2160 4 роки тому +17

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e its a joke....

    • @kaparg
      @kaparg 4 роки тому +6

      They don't exist because they are all dictators!

    • @sorex6445
      @sorex6445 4 роки тому +1

      @@user-lu3ut8ot2e lol

  • @jenniferanderson2222
    @jenniferanderson2222 6 років тому +2296

    Imagine waking up at 2AM to the sounds of your neighbour aggressively screaming:
    COMMIE
    COMMIEEEEEEE
    WRYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

    • @kaedenle
      @kaedenle 6 років тому +120

      WRRYYYY?
      MUDA!

    • @azelfdaboi5265
      @azelfdaboi5265 6 років тому +91

      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *COMIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
      Holy Shit you actually did it
      *WORLDSTAR*

    • @Snazzy12341
      @Snazzy12341 6 років тому +28

      Kono America da!

    • @axef2946
      @axef2946 6 років тому +26

      And then the gunshots, and hearing: “Holy shit, you actually did it.”
      “WORLDSTAR!”

    • @haltheclown454
      @haltheclown454 6 років тому

      Ok

  • @BiGJV423
    @BiGJV423 4 місяці тому +53

    Had to come back and rewatch this banger after watching Wendigoon

  • @katrinabeach9736
    @katrinabeach9736 4 роки тому +1031

    Sam is the only person Ive ever heard use the term “nanners” who wasn’t my 62 year old dad

  • @bellhop_phantom
    @bellhop_phantom 4 роки тому +1014

    I'm legitimately setting Sam yelling *COMMIEEEEE* as my wake up alarm

  • @serbianslav5494
    @serbianslav5494 4 роки тому +12344

    Take a shot every time USA starts policing governments of other nations.

    • @dobi2236
      @dobi2236 4 роки тому +560

      I can't, Americans like me have no alcohol tolerance so id be dead by the 25th shot

    • @legokenobi1185
      @legokenobi1185 4 роки тому +444

      *dies of alcohol poisoning*

    • @corruptkitten1007
      @corruptkitten1007 4 роки тому +1131

      There's not that much alcohol in the world.

    • @SleepyAce404
      @SleepyAce404 4 роки тому +471

      @@corruptkitten1007 If the russians ran out of vodka after WWII there's definitely not enough alcohol

    • @strawber3seal_77
      @strawber3seal_77 4 роки тому +139

      Dam you I died of too high blood alcohol levels

  • @D3NPC
    @D3NPC 2 місяці тому +6

    Fun fact! In Bloons TD 5, there was an upgrade for the banana farm called the Banana Republic that had the appearance of a fanciful villa with banana tree sprites! It would give 25 banana drops that rewarded $40 per pickup. It was one of the most powerful midgame upgrades in the game because of this. Unfortunately, the devs decided that angering entire countries wasn't worth the joke and renamed it in Bloons TD 6 as the Banana Plantation.

    • @costa8509
      @costa8509 2 місяці тому

      not true banna plantation was in btd 5 they just removed the banana republic step and skipped straight to banana research facility in btd 6

  • @georgielinscott
    @georgielinscott 5 років тому +490

    Intern: “Narcos..... but naners..”
    Producer: “You are a goddam GENIUS.”

  • @lonelychameleon3595
    @lonelychameleon3595 4 роки тому +1225

    "But if my workers have rights, then how can I profit off of their suffering?"

    • @Hitsugix
      @Hitsugix 4 роки тому +24

      Well, that's a very common thing until this day everywhere in the world.

    • @aesthetichoarder8248
      @aesthetichoarder8248 4 роки тому +44

      Jeff Bezos be like

    • @cathsaigh2197
      @cathsaigh2197 4 роки тому +13

      @@Hitsugix Yes, in part because of the US pulling shit like this.

    • @primal_guy1526
      @primal_guy1526 4 роки тому +11

      Because profits are more important than basic human rights

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 4 роки тому +9

      Dude, only the rich have rights. I MEAN, OF COURSE AMERICA GIVES RIGHTS TO ALL PEOPLE! SORRY FOR MY IGNORANCE! HAHAHAHAHHA!

  • @czmc
    @czmc 6 років тому +1351

    *COMMIE, COMMIE*
    "yeah go get em' Dwight."
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    **random gunshots**

    • @funnyguy8498
      @funnyguy8498 5 років тому +47

      8 Gohan “holy shit you actually did it” *worldstar*

    • @despamosquito9845
      @despamosquito9845 5 років тому +8

      “WORLDSTAR”

    • @FrancisTha1st
      @FrancisTha1st 5 років тому +15

      yes correct this *was* a quote in the video. good job pointing it out for me, i would have missed it otherwise.
      thanks from belize

    • @jakobwendt8999
      @jakobwendt8999 5 років тому +2

      Imagine being this guy's neighbor that night

    • @otonielroman4025
      @otonielroman4025 5 років тому

      I was watching this in public omfg I’m dead

  • @Yorrand
    @Yorrand 2 роки тому +45

    The comi part never fails to make me laugh

  • @caber3892
    @caber3892 6 років тому +1578

    4:44
    Eisenhower went *bananas*

  • @Ajaws
    @Ajaws 4 роки тому +686

    “Eventually the only competition was each other”
    Teddy Roosevelt: *breaks down the door, Eyes glowing* “DID SOMEONE SAY MONOPOLY???”

    • @andresribone4848
      @andresribone4848 4 роки тому +6

      Erm, particularly that guy is not well remembered in central america, look it up.

    • @andresribone4848
      @andresribone4848 4 роки тому +4

      @jocaguz18 too lazy to look it up but probably JFK commited war crimes too.

    • @Ajaws
      @Ajaws 4 роки тому +15

      jocaguz18 they don’t really have to be, they’re the president of the USA not the world
      I mean it’s nice to be well liked but you don’t have to be loved and do great things for the rest of the world to be a good president of the USA. The rest of the world isn’t your responsibility or obligation to help or fix. The US has forgotten than since the Cold War ended. Hell even during the Cold War

    • @nineten9011
      @nineten9011 4 роки тому +3

      Ajaws2414 I’ve researched us politics throughout the year, and man the level of corruption makes me sad, on a side note, I was rooting for bernie sanders.

    • @Ajaws
      @Ajaws 4 роки тому

      SILENT FLASH so you like the old rich white boomer telling you to share instead of the rich white boomer who worked for Obama or the rich white boomer who said mean things.... you proud that you told us that for no reason?

  • @opossumstuff3864
    @opossumstuff3864 4 роки тому +1123

    As a Honduran I can tell...
    *things have not improved, get me out of Honduras NOW*

    • @mr.kylemiles5169
      @mr.kylemiles5169 4 роки тому +8

      Fix your grammar first.

    • @asteriusblack
      @asteriusblack 4 роки тому +223

      @@mr.kylemiles5169 as an american you need new brains not everyone uses english all the time. Bet you dont know more than one language.:)

    • @xqero41
      @xqero41 4 роки тому +137

      @@mr.kylemiles5169 their grammar is better than most native English speakers

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 роки тому +16

      Basically that's Latin America and the Middle East, almost all Africa. Umm North Korea, India, and a lot more of course.

    • @sooptime9524
      @sooptime9524 4 роки тому +106

      Person: I’m from another country
      This guy: sPeAk EnGlIsH

  • @rusheelgongulur9689
    @rusheelgongulur9689 9 місяців тому +70

    4:22 "Oh Eisenhower"
    Me: *Immediately decreases volume*

  • @invaderpikachu1425
    @invaderpikachu1425 7 років тому +922

    “Hey! That’s not very freedom of you!”
    -insert U.S anthem-

    • @potatoewaffle932
      @potatoewaffle932 6 років тому +3

      It the Star Spangled Banner not u.s national anthem

    • @GioPotatoes
      @GioPotatoes 5 років тому +1

      @@potatoewaffle932 It Is called the Star spangled banner, but it is the US national anthem

    • @AllieSocks12
      @AllieSocks12 3 роки тому +1

      @@potatoewaffle932 Do you say "I pledge allegiance to the Stars and Stripes" instead of "the flag" while your at it?

  • @datoaster4991
    @datoaster4991 4 роки тому +536

    Eisenhower:"COMIEEEEEEE"
    also Eisenhower: *uses a soviet gun*

    • @volcryndarkstar
      @volcryndarkstar 3 роки тому +40

      That he BOUGHT. With *MONEY.*

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 роки тому +4

      how much was it

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 роки тому +9

      That he stole from the Russians

    • @Skulldude-yj9kg
      @Skulldude-yj9kg 3 роки тому +2

      Are u sure about that unless
      COMMIE COMMIE COMMIE

    • @federalcasemaker
      @federalcasemaker 3 роки тому +5

      @@Skulldude-yj9kg I feel like that AK is a trophy for a murder of a certain Russian soldier.

  • @HOWZERGOD
    @HOWZERGOD 6 років тому +3681

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE* *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeee*

    • @newerbroom1013
      @newerbroom1013 6 років тому +60

      Jean Rose
      Where is that profile pic from? Asking for a friend... 0_0

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 6 років тому +54

      Tell me please... for academic purpose...

    • @larrythecableguy3100
      @larrythecableguy3100 6 років тому +53

      Bois sorry to dissapoint but that looks like a girl suffering from sugma

    • @destroyer2496
      @destroyer2496 6 років тому +32

      Larry The Cable Guy sugma what? -sugma dick?-

    • @beepityboop3740
      @beepityboop3740 6 років тому +6

      Holy shit u actually did it

  • @phil8910
    @phil8910 2 роки тому +38

    i love this video, and it answers the question of “does capitalism work?”
    because it does, but the real question is, “for whom does capitalism work?”

    • @nhatbaotrannguyen
      @nhatbaotrannguyen 2 роки тому +1

      Funny how capitalist countries have higher wage than in communist country

    • @PowersOfDarkness
      @PowersOfDarkness 2 роки тому

      all the other poor capitalist countries can suck it, and if they dont like it, boom, banana republic, fuck you poor people.

    • @joaquincasascortes624
      @joaquincasascortes624 Рік тому

      Capitalism works as long as you have the resources to work with it.
      If you don't (example, you live under a country that has been screwed by another in the past example Honduras), you are f*cked since minimum wage works won't exactly allow you to work with capitalism in your favour

    • @sierra1513
      @sierra1513 Рік тому +8

      Answer, "not for you"

    • @TreeHairedGingerAle
      @TreeHairedGingerAle 7 місяців тому

      ☝🏾✨ Bingo!

  • @macatacwarrior7204
    @macatacwarrior7204 3 роки тому +1445

    You forgot when United Fruit co. Overthrew the Guatemalan government
    “If I had a nickel for every time a banana company overthrew a Latin American government, I’d have 2 nickels. Which isn’t much but it’s weird that it happened twice”

    • @philiphockenbury6563
      @philiphockenbury6563 3 роки тому +47

      And one time it involved the Secret Service trying and failing to stop it.

    • @maucazalv903
      @maucazalv903 2 роки тому +3

      what was the other one? xd

    • @marvingayefan1703
      @marvingayefan1703 2 роки тому +3

      I just read that in a Doofenschmirtz voice.

    • @themilkman6969
      @themilkman6969 2 роки тому +7

      you would have a lot more

    • @pacman5698
      @pacman5698 2 роки тому +49

      Bruh, if I had a nickel for every time the U.S. overthrew a democracy and installed a brutal dictator that went on to commit genocide, I'd be able to buy a five story mansion with a new sports car.

  • @paulzan2246
    @paulzan2246 4 роки тому +3476

    Central Americans: “Can we please have a living wage?”
    1950s America: 4:44

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 роки тому +269

      Nowadays America also: 4:44

    • @jwanbesande2734
      @jwanbesande2734 4 роки тому +23

      They replied with a Jay Z album?

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 4 роки тому +11

      @@ThaTruFily really?

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 роки тому +134

      @@samd2612 Yeah literally you say social democracy and they start with the red scare.
      Not changed.

    • @samd2612
      @samd2612 4 роки тому +9

      @@ThaTruFily What is democracy

  • @speeklymaeve
    @speeklymaeve 3 роки тому +3554

    if you play this video at .75x speed sam sounds like a depressed fruit obsessed 78 year old unretired 8th grade history teacher

    • @kingofkringekoc603
      @kingofkringekoc603 3 роки тому +129

      How did you discover such a thing

    • @speeklymaeve
      @speeklymaeve 3 роки тому +328

      @@kingofkringekoc603 through playing the video at .75x speed

    • @memkakes1514
      @memkakes1514 3 роки тому +69

      He sounds high

    • @TLR_Eden
      @TLR_Eden 3 роки тому +30

      Oh my god. Thats very accurate

    • @senatorarmstrong7168
      @senatorarmstrong7168 3 роки тому +39

      0.5 sounds like he is reading out loud, but its hard for him to read

  • @lord_rainbowman
    @lord_rainbowman Рік тому +20

    6 years later and this video still makes me laugh and I remember certain parts word for word lol

  • @susbullack6269
    @susbullack6269 5 років тому +444

    4:40
    Imagine waking up And hearing the person in the dorm room above you just screaming COMMMIEEE

    • @kenzieskwips1856
      @kenzieskwips1856 5 років тому +60

      I like to imagine it was 3 am and his neighbors were like “he’s finally done it. He’s lost his fucking mind.”

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 років тому +11

      Well, I assume you’re living in the White House, so it’s probably normal for that era America.

    • @orangeymous
      @orangeymous 5 років тому +5

      @@Ajc-ni3xn They mean Sam recording the audio lmao

    • @Ajc-ni3xn
      @Ajc-ni3xn 5 років тому +3

      Sksksksk and i oop yeah I know but my joke doesn’t work then so shhhhhhhhhhh.

  • @Goldenheart_345
    @Goldenheart_345 7 років тому +1497

    So... to be rich...
    I start growing nanners and let them flow

    • @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange
      @AVerySexuallyDeviantOrange 7 років тому +8

      I dunno, coffee is in demand from good places like Costa Rica instead of shitty, obviously-fronts-for-traffickers plantations in Guatemala and that one place that hasn't had a central government since they started exporting. And mint is always in demand in India and China, those bastards have loved it since the start of history.

    • @Goldenheart_345
      @Goldenheart_345 7 років тому +6

      A very sexually deviant orange okay, I'll let the costa rican coffers flow

    • @waiphyohain
      @waiphyohain 6 років тому +2

      "Beyond every great fortune, there is a crime"

    • @mom0367
      @mom0367 6 років тому +1

      "bananas" not nanners

  • @dabiskitt
    @dabiskitt 6 років тому +464

    I really did not expect to be earraped when watching this.
    Thanks fam

    • @kirtjoe283
      @kirtjoe283 6 років тому

      Aaron Walls lolz

    • @SerHoratio
      @SerHoratio 6 років тому +1

      Thanks for the warning gonna turn down the volume

    • @iroh6558
      @iroh6558 6 років тому +1

      Thx for warning

    • @YeOldeKamikaze
      @YeOldeKamikaze 6 років тому +1

      I used headphones just so I wouldn't disturb my family's sleep, but woke them up anyway with a burst of maniatical laughter haha

  • @anytorp
    @anytorp Рік тому +18

    Salmonella never fails to deliver masterpieces

  • @juanchopolo9928
    @juanchopolo9928 4 роки тому +506

    Fun fact: here in Colombia the United fruit company massacred a bunch of their employes I can’t remember the details but that story is very well known in the country

    • @fumothfan9
      @fumothfan9 4 роки тому +66

      It was probably a protest. I think it was they asked the US governement to send aid and they sent troops to disperse the crowds. Then the colombian government brought in their troops. Shit happened and they had their own mini tamenin square (fuck idk how to spell but the chinese one) incident.

    • @reanetsemoleleki8219
      @reanetsemoleleki8219 4 роки тому +27

      Fun fact, huh?

    • @brownscooter9869
      @brownscooter9869 4 роки тому +17

      "very well known story" "I can't remember the details"

    • @adrianliberman9863
      @adrianliberman9863 4 роки тому +3

      @@fumothfan9 the chinese one is spelled tiananmen

    • @magosexploratoradeon6409
      @magosexploratoradeon6409 4 роки тому +11

      @@brownscooter9869 well he did know the story... It's just not specific.

  • @addemup8645
    @addemup8645 3 роки тому +730

    4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video

    • @Blue_cheese.
      @Blue_cheese. 2 роки тому +9

      *commee*

    • @fatpotato3512
      @fatpotato3512 2 роки тому

      Well, only after when sigmund wanted some eel dic-

    • @kilssj2250
      @kilssj2250 2 роки тому +30

      @@Blue_cheese. COMMIE!! COMMIE!! WWWEEEEEEeeeee.....!!!

    • @Blue_cheese.
      @Blue_cheese. 2 роки тому +18

      @@kilssj2250 *yeah go get ‘em Dwight!*

    • @kilssj2250
      @kilssj2250 2 роки тому +13

      @@Blue_cheese. 🤘Worldstar! ^_^

  • @Hydra7780.
    @Hydra7780. 6 років тому +3760

    *COMMIEEEEEEEE*
    *_C O M M I E E E E E E E_*
    *_REEEEEEEEEEEEEeeeeeee_*
    *gunshots*
    _WORLDSTAR_

    • @jamesplatt6738
      @jamesplatt6738 5 років тому +48

      Hydra perez Yeah, we all watched the video.

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 років тому +31

      SiberianPineapple what the hell does this mean? If the comment wasn’t about the video, it would be completely irrelevant, making the ‘comment’ feature completely useless. Next time, think it through before you try to criticize someone.

    • @HomeofHoney
      @HomeofHoney 5 років тому +18

      4:23

    • @laurendietrich6384
      @laurendietrich6384 5 років тому +3

      chewing spring wtf does this even mean lmao

    • @achievedchair17
      @achievedchair17 5 років тому +2

      Hydra perez yeah go get em dwight

  • @jackyjordan5642
    @jackyjordan5642 Рік тому +105

    Capitalism is fucking scary, but don't tell Eisenhower I said that

    • @sureitscool5475
      @sureitscool5475 7 місяців тому +11

      Comieeeee!!!

    • @alexruska9390
      @alexruska9390 6 місяців тому +7

      @@sureitscool5475 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!

    • @rvsen5351
      @rvsen5351 6 місяців тому +1

      @@alexruska9390 World star!

  • @somerandompeep7017
    @somerandompeep7017 6 років тому +3283

    History done right

    • @fartman998
      @fartman998 6 років тому +16

      Who was the hecking mother flipper who was the 421th like?

    • @clint4527
      @clint4527 6 років тому

      If you want more fun about this story, ask to internet about Edward Bernays and this guatemala operation by CIA.

    • @blxdegenix3083
      @blxdegenix3083 6 років тому

      the pickle lord sanchestor Hobbs s

  • @NightmarishWaltz
    @NightmarishWaltz 7 років тому +3432

    Then they ask such things like "Why is Central America such a disaster"...

    • @matthalbmaier6113
      @matthalbmaier6113 7 років тому +134

      Don Rodrigo Biolador yeh it's because there were a bunch of natives who were invaded by the Spanish and then mestizos commit horrific atrocities against them and then the US government give their governments money to slaughter innocent people. the end

    • @NightmarishWaltz
      @NightmarishWaltz 7 років тому +68

      There is even more than that, and note how i mentioned just "Central America".

    • @myohmy9000
      @myohmy9000 7 років тому +47

      Don Rodrigo Biolador Because bananas...

    • @marcoconsorti2663
      @marcoconsorti2663 7 років тому +3

      Don Rodrigo Biolador
      sir don rodrigo how are you doing with the plauge? I heard that it is though to recover from that

    • @stugeh
      @stugeh 7 років тому +132

      Isn't everything below Canada a disaster?

  • @doomsandwich7292
    @doomsandwich7292 5 років тому +326

    “Well I suppose it’s not our place to be policing the governments of other nations... yet”

    • @thechum9653
      @thechum9653 4 роки тому +1

      Nanners

    • @vulpes7079
      @vulpes7079 7 місяців тому

      Also a completely inaccurate comment. Eisenhower interfered in Lebanon and in Indochina (Vietnam, Laos, Cambodia)

  • @cor289
    @cor289 4 місяці тому +7

    Came back after Wendigoon’s video and COMMIEEEE is still iconic

  • @idk01123
    @idk01123 7 років тому +1006

    "CCCCOOOOOOOMMMMMIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEE! CCCCCCCCCOOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEE!"
    "Go get 'em Dwight!"
    "RRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE"
    *several gunshots later*
    "Wow you actually did it."
    "world star!"

  • @ranweaslo9149
    @ranweaslo9149 5 років тому +599

    In the words of famed WWII general and US President Dwight “Deez Nuts” Eisenhower:
    “world star”

    • @bezukaking6860
      @bezukaking6860 4 роки тому +6

      Anthony McAuliffe was the one who "Deez Nuts"ed von Luttwitz at Bastogne

    • @thallan
      @thallan 4 роки тому +1

      @@bezukaking6860 did someone say...BASTOGNE!?
      *CRACK OF THE LIGHTNING SPLITTING THE GROUND*
      *THUNDER IS SOUNDING, ARTILLERY POUNDING*
      *WRATH OF THE NAZIS CAST ON BASTOGNE, FACING THEIR FORCES ALONE*

    • @Bushwhackerdk
      @Bushwhackerdk 4 роки тому +1

      @@thallan unexpected sabaton

    • @greg1156
      @greg1156 4 роки тому

      *A L O N E*

  • @ruven3703
    @ruven3703 7 років тому +3589

    I refuse to be the average Jose!

    • @junk_bear
      @junk_bear 7 років тому +38

      Delusional Jose lol

    • @WitchsHutDnD
      @WitchsHutDnD 7 років тому +11

      I refuse for the legacy of KEK to not be heard

    • @TheJoethud22
      @TheJoethud22 7 років тому +6

      Delusional Jose I’m the above average Jose

    • @rumptis7018
      @rumptis7018 7 років тому +8

      B b but muh free market

    • @lucashfaria98
      @lucashfaria98 6 років тому +31

      You're not the average Jose, you're delusional Jose

  • @Noah-kc1yx
    @Noah-kc1yx 11 місяців тому +5

    If I had a nickel for how many times I’ve been woken up after falling asleep to UA-cam by Sam playing Dwight Eisenhower and screaming “COMMIE!”…well I’d only have two nickels but it’s strange it’s happened twice

  • @xNiteTime
    @xNiteTime 7 років тому +1294

    "oh also also nanners" omg dead

  • @danioking5369
    @danioking5369 4 роки тому +4958

    So Honduras had its government overthrown. Because of fruit?
    Thats bananas

  • @marcelareyes8118
    @marcelareyes8118 5 років тому +827

    I'm from Guatemala and this is a great basic explanation of what happened in our country. Thanks!

    • @e.moonbound2420
      @e.moonbound2420 5 років тому +32

      There were yankees screaming COMMIEEEEEE REEEEEE in the streets?

    • @TheIndigoBros92
      @TheIndigoBros92 5 років тому +17

      @@e.moonbound2420 Nope, but sent P51 Mustangs flying to inpire fear.

    • @yeeyeeasshaircut3929
      @yeeyeeasshaircut3929 5 років тому +2

      Rip

    • @GiubileiFernando
      @GiubileiFernando 5 років тому +1

      @@Meme-o-Taur You know how you can show you're sorry? Get all your friends and go vote next election.

    • @actinopterygiis
      @actinopterygiis 5 років тому

      Funny Valentine Did Nothing Wrong i hate your username

  • @darnchacha1632
    @darnchacha1632 4 місяці тому +5

    Damn, Saw you mentioned by Wendigoon and this video rocks, Gonna have to check out your other stuff now

  • @EpicTyphlosionTV
    @EpicTyphlosionTV 7 років тому +1321

    And he doesn't question why United Fruit's logo had a fucking rifle on it

    • @Nelso5000
      @Nelso5000 7 років тому +393

      Duh, so they could hunt the bananas. How else were they gonna get them?

    • @PauaP
      @PauaP 7 років тому +87

      Nelso5000 Amazing logic 10/10.

    • @apoteosi_co
      @apoteosi_co 7 років тому +39

      They caused a fucking massacre in my country, so I can 100% say, it hits close to home.

    • @bigshrigga6578
      @bigshrigga6578 7 років тому +20

      Furries don't get to talk.

    • @EpicTyphlosionTV
      @EpicTyphlosionTV 7 років тому +4

      @GTA Spud It's a dragon, dumbass

  • @mooniemcmoonface3273
    @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 років тому +2239

    I told my government teacher "hey did you know that president Eisenhower killed a South American government leader because a banana company bribed him to do so" and I have never seen a more confused man in my life
    Edit: I now know it's Central American, not South American

    • @kbjosekiller
      @kbjosekiller 6 років тому +133

      Wisdom is wise NOT SOUTH, Central América

    • @mooniemcmoonface3273
      @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 років тому +61

      @@kbjosekiller too late for that now but okay

    • @jarnodatema
      @jarnodatema 6 років тому +51

      Wisdom is wise they didnt kill him, they just overthrew him

    • @mooniemcmoonface3273
      @mooniemcmoonface3273 6 років тому +23

      @@jarnodatema Once again, kinda late but alright.

    • @Aloewaves
      @Aloewaves 6 років тому +7

      @@GLD3N-THE-GREAT
      He meant he told his teacher already

  • @popcornjunky8217
    @popcornjunky8217 5 років тому +229

    This video got me an A on a shity project i did like a year ago thank you Sam

  • @KaydenCraig-z8p
    @KaydenCraig-z8p Рік тому +4

    "Holy shit, you actually did it.""WORLDSTAR". 4:43 is hands down my favorite moment from any Sam O'Nella video.

  • @Pinotropo
    @Pinotropo 7 років тому +1030

    Bro, I am from Honduras, and I almost jumped when I saw my small bananan country being mentioned at all in one of my favorite youtubers. Excellent video man, history was a bit fuzzy in the Manuel Bonilla part, but overall exelent job. Greetings from Honduras

    • @zackmaschal784
      @zackmaschal784 7 років тому +8

      marco pino bay islander here!🇭🇳

    • @MiguelSanchez-tu2en
      @MiguelSanchez-tu2en 7 років тому +16

      Viva Honduras prrooooo! A la ve*** el pinche corporatismo gringo que termino de arruinar nuestra economia.

    • @fishbuddy547
      @fishbuddy547 7 років тому +7

      What's it like in Honduras?

    • @everflores7441
      @everflores7441 7 років тому +2

      im from El Salvador

    • @HolyGuacamole666
      @HolyGuacamole666 7 років тому

      marco pino I've been to roatan. It's a nice place

  • @RainAngel111
    @RainAngel111 4 роки тому +444

    I can never enjoy a banana the same way again.
    This partly explains to me why Bananas are so cheap despite the fact that they're tropical fruits that need to be imported. They're way cheaper than apples and locally grown fruits.

    • @TheSongsiawei
      @TheSongsiawei 3 роки тому +20

      USA and Canada cannot grow Bananas, Central America can, America go bananas with bananas because bananas are delicious.

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. 3 роки тому +8

      Thank god I live in a tropical place where bananas are grown in my back yard which tasts really good as i tasted dole and chiqitua bananas which kinda looks skeptical.

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 2 роки тому +4

      @@Vichu. Once I lived in a house in which we had a rare breed of banana tree growing in the backyard. Auntie called it 'Bread Banana' (because it was big and did looked like a bread and could be roasted)

    • @Vichu.
      @Vichu. 2 роки тому

      @@KlavierMenn which country was it

    • @KlavierMenn
      @KlavierMenn 2 роки тому

      @@Vichu. Brazil.

  • @epbski
    @epbski 3 роки тому +2586

    The US has never been against dictatorships. They're for dictatorships as long as the dictator is convenient and aligns with the US. For example, the US was friends with Franco because he was anti-communist, even though he was a fascist dictator. I'm convinced that if WW2 never happened and Hitler was in charge of Germany during the Cold War, the US would have been allies with him because he was anti-communist.

    • @xyonentertainmentproductio4909
      @xyonentertainmentproductio4909 3 роки тому +234

      It's sad to say but it's true

    • @fa-q-6226
      @fa-q-6226 2 роки тому

      not just that, but also they created dictatorships in many countries for the same reason

    • @xCorvus7x
      @xCorvus7x 2 роки тому +279

      Well, that's not really a hypothetical.
      The Western Allies turned on the Soviet Union almost immediately after the Second World War. In West Germany, many Nazi officials were pardoned during the 1950s, if they had been persecuted at all (a lot of them even stayed in politics, just in other established parties).
      An independent Germany rising to the ranks of Britain and the USA by conquest of Eastern Europe might actually have been too much of a risk for those established empires, even though the anti-communism of the Nazis was welcome.

    • @georgeh5075
      @georgeh5075 2 роки тому +1

      A small but noteworthy portion of the US population wanted to side with Nazi Germany...sooo. It was closer to happening than many people nowadays want to admit.
      You gotta remember that neither America nor Britain won the war, it was really the soviet union. On sheer number of soldiers, deaths and resources, at least in the European and african campaigns, the Soviets won the war, and because the pacific campaign was smaller, they won it over all.

    • @iamhungey12345
      @iamhungey12345 2 роки тому +27

      Also Werner Von Braun got to have a job.

  • @austinfisher2887
    @austinfisher2887 Місяць тому

    Dude, I have been watching your videos for a while, and they have given me stuff to talk about to my classes. I taught a whole class about the Yule Lads thanks to you, and just this week, I learned all my little dudes about the banana republics. Thank you!

  • @carsonprince3634
    @carsonprince3634 7 років тому +101

    *COMMIE COMMIE*
    Yeah Dwight, go get em'!
    *REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
    *Bang Bang Bang*
    Holy shit, you actually did it!
    *WORLDSTAR*

  • @kaysundrah
    @kaysundrah 5 років тому +516

    i wrote a 17 page paper about this thanks to this video.
    thanks

  • @8dollars81
    @8dollars81 4 роки тому +2794

    Fun fact: one of my teachers in 5th grade showed us this video and It got banned from school

    • @gnas1897
      @gnas1897 4 роки тому +531

      I bet everyone was screaming "commie! Commie!" right after.

    • @sethhuff8657
      @sethhuff8657 4 роки тому +289

      why dont i get a COOL teacher like you

    • @ThaTruFily
      @ThaTruFily 4 роки тому +237

      You know where their interests lie just when you know this isn't shown in schools all around the globe, not even on the countries this affected directly.
      All bought and owned by the same kind of people that did this.
      Now they are more subtle just not telling the full story and paying for politicians and media to pit people against each other. Nothing new...

    • @BigYosh
      @BigYosh 3 роки тому +56

      So your account was made 7 years ago. Your teacher showed it to you in 5th grade. The numbers don’t line up

    • @maddockemerson4603
      @maddockemerson4603 3 роки тому +125

      @Big Yoshi Kim could easily have been in fifth grade 3 years ago. Sure if abiding by rules exactly Kim would have to be at least 20 now, but lots of kids ignore the whole “you have to be 13 to make an account” thing.

  • @bleyaltioria
    @bleyaltioria Рік тому +8

    fun fact: zemurray overworked his workers so severely that they quite literally turned blue from the medicine they had to put on the banana leaves.

  • @SamONellaAcademy
    @SamONellaAcademy  8 років тому +1054

    Oh also, I have a twitter now:
    Https://twitter.com/Sam_ONella

    • @clayton717
      @clayton717 8 років тому +1

      Sam O'Nella Academy I clicked that and youtube crashed

    • @TheKingArabia
      @TheKingArabia 8 років тому +2

      Missed you, Do this : Suez canal crisis 1956 while you at super powers not being very freedomie.. or to shift gears, you can talk about 'Terra nullius' areas :)

    • @veggievampire
      @veggievampire 8 років тому +2

      Just a note - Fuck you. You fucked with my speakers during the Commie rant. Go fuck yourself.

    • @ibasy5583
      @ibasy5583 8 років тому +4

      Sam O'Nella Academy your 50th on treading

    • @Buu342
      @Buu342 8 років тому +8

      A suggestion for your future videos would be to leave your references in the description. A lot of the things you bring up are absurd enough that I need to fact check, and sometimes I have a hard time doing so.