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  • @jameshoneycutt785
    @jameshoneycutt785 7 років тому +4340

    The female drill sergeants were the meanest ones

    • @Auroche
      @Auroche 6 років тому +187

      Marines allow females to serve and become drill instructors, you an actual marine or you just talking out your ass to seem cool?

    • @kingjj8987
      @kingjj8987 6 років тому +214

      oh boy we got an internet tough guy

    • @SilkyLew
      @SilkyLew 6 років тому +43

      @ha ha You just want sound cool.

    • @LordColPhobos
      @LordColPhobos 5 років тому +71

      Auroche - Right. He’s just tough talking. The everybody I knew that went to PI told us the female DIs were the meanest mfs around. Shit even at San Diego when we had the female MAIs those were some mean mfs

    • @abelramirez7320
      @abelramirez7320 5 років тому +30

      @ha ha WTF marines have female DIs da fuq is you talkin bout son?

  • @s79b30
    @s79b30 7 років тому +886

    In 1976, I had a DS named Drill Sergeant Outlaw! That brotha was about 6'6", 230lbs and had a voice like James Earl Jones. Scared the hell out of us!! LOL

    • @kennethober9070
      @kennethober9070 7 років тому +50

      Sound like Vader 😂

    • @SoN_oF_oDiN76
      @SoN_oF_oDiN76 7 років тому +55

      My DS at McClellan back in 94, this dude was so big he blocked the sun. Drill Sargent Phillips was his name. He was from Trinidad I think. Nobody wanted to cross him.

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 6 років тому +91

      Kenneth Ober i can see Vader as a drill sergeant: You have failed me for the last time Private

    • @MrJunkieBrewster
      @MrJunkieBrewster 6 років тому +25

      My BCT First Sergeant looked like that. Big as all outdoors, deep voice and scary as hell. I made the mistake of getting noticed by him about two or three days into BCT. OHNOEZ

    • @esperanza3697
      @esperanza3697 5 років тому

      @@MrJunkieBrewster mind telling the story pleaseee??

  • @teila211
    @teila211 4 роки тому +1126

    "Which one of y'all is so hungry right now you tasting yourself?" That had me dying lmao🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @FirstnameLastnamee
      @FirstnameLastnamee 4 роки тому +13

      *HALF RIIIGHT*

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 4 роки тому +13

      When I was in basic their was some chick that did that heard that line exactly.

    • @isaacharper8937
      @isaacharper8937 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao 😂 that had me rolling 🤣

    • @offtop1761
      @offtop1761 3 роки тому +1

      🤣🤣these videos are something wow

    • @rocchambers4211
      @rocchambers4211 2 роки тому +2

      I fuckin died 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @jaipate
    @jaipate 5 років тому +627

    We had a DS that got super pissed when someone dropped deuce in his toilet that he sounded like Kermit the Frog. Imagine trying not to laugh at Kermit screaming “who shit in my toilet”.

    • @joepersch6779
      @joepersch6779 4 роки тому +88

      I would've been smoked for a week straight because there's NO way I could have kept from laughing

    • @TmanT321
      @TmanT321 3 роки тому +41

      I would have fell down laughing bro would've been smoked until I was ash

    • @cathoodiegirl4118
      @cathoodiegirl4118 3 роки тому +35

      I would have honestly just lowered myself immediately into the front leaning rest and started pushing while utterly sobbing of laughter. 🤣🤣🤣 We had a Drill sergeant who when he got to screaming he sounded like Lemon Grab.

    • @megamanx766
      @megamanx766 3 роки тому +5

      Is your DS named Jordan Peterson?

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому

      😆😆😆😆😆

  • @dluce9804
    @dluce9804 7 років тому +859

    "YALL MAKE ME HATE MY MOTHAFUCKIN JOB" 😂😂😂

  • @patluvsvettes
    @patluvsvettes 7 років тому +1013

    That line about "Vaseline, dirty socks, and Midget Weekly Magazines" had me rollin'!

  • @B1GK1NG
    @B1GK1NG 5 років тому +1723

    I swear you can get PSTD just from the D.S screaming Half Right all the time.

    • @cutter043
      @cutter043 5 років тому +75

      That's no shit... you go into anaboletic shock instantly... lol

    • @ZaireRH
      @ZaireRH 5 років тому +45

      PSTD AND anaboletic shock lol. You killing me smalls.

    • @richardhalfacre16
      @richardhalfacre16 5 років тому +55

      I did get ptsd.....it got to the point where I would wake up for no reason in the middle the night

    • @johnmorales6281
      @johnmorales6281 5 років тому +61

      Not gonna lie , I was at work a couple weeks ago...one of my co workers yelled half right!!! Fear took over 😭😭

    • @dinestygamer8857
      @dinestygamer8857 4 роки тому +20

      I got to the point where if one of the drill sergeants called my platoon or the whole battery to attention I immediately went half right front leaning rest 😂😂

  • @Kayleahful
    @Kayleahful 4 роки тому +165

    *"Yall make me hate my MFing Job!!"*
    GOLD.

  • @akjeff64
    @akjeff64 7 років тому +672

    We had a guy in basic that said he was about to pass out, drill told him to make sure he came to the position of attention prior to passing out...good times.

  • @gjknutsen66
    @gjknutsen66 7 років тому +1005

    "Who so hungry they tastin' themselves?" i fucking lost it lol

    • @alemarion
      @alemarion 7 років тому +49

      Too easy! HALF RIGHT--

    • @ericwaskool
      @ericwaskool 7 років тому +2

      Christopher Ball what's they mean, half right ?

    • @Giftednes
      @Giftednes 7 років тому +8

      Eric Mabry half of a turn like 15° and with that everyone got space to push

    • @rooshavik9133
      @rooshavik9133 7 років тому

      gjknutsen66 I couldn't breath

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 3 роки тому +1

      @@Giftednes 45° Left/Right Face is 90°

  • @rashford5636
    @rashford5636 5 років тому +158

    If you were not in the Army prior to the year 2000, you have no idea how accurate this is. 😂🇺🇸

    • @adriangibson7125
      @adriangibson7125 Рік тому +3

      I just starting elementary in 2000 😂

    • @MavisRecon
      @MavisRecon 10 місяців тому +4

      I joined in 2010 and I understand full well how accurate this is. I was at FLW for 12B OSUT, however.

    • @vitoriturriaga3468
      @vitoriturriaga3468 10 місяців тому +3

      This was pretty accurate back in 2009 😂

    • @lashonearl6548
      @lashonearl6548 8 місяців тому +2

      Roger that!!! FACTS!!!

    • @djfreem6881
      @djfreem6881 6 місяців тому

      This is pretty accurate now 😂

  • @applejellypucci
    @applejellypucci 6 років тому +1123

    "Females, human type...." LOLLL!!

  • @autumnroessler
    @autumnroessler 7 років тому +516

    Seriously though the soldiers making comments in formation is hilarious 😂

  • @MrAnderson84
    @MrAnderson84 7 років тому +1626

    *The suck doesn't come until after basic*

    • @lvwrx
      @lvwrx 7 років тому +6

      Mr Anderson ohhhh soooo true

    • @legendofthefall7082
      @legendofthefall7082 7 років тому +1

      What?

    • @ptsleeper911
      @ptsleeper911 7 років тому +3

      I love yall...str8 awesome

    • @niagra898
      @niagra898 7 років тому +51

      Mr Anderson Mmmm..field time,no sleep,brown recluse spiders..

    • @heavenisahalfpipe95
      @heavenisahalfpipe95 7 років тому +26

      it's so painfully true...I'd rather be back there

  • @johntx3016
    @johntx3016 5 років тому +372

    "Private do not walk while parade rest, you will instantaneously explode!" This caused me to laugh so hard that our platoon front back, go for hours!!!

    • @wikonotwiki2988
      @wikonotwiki2988 Рік тому +2

      Sargent major would say stuff to my platoon like" IT F*CKING PARADE REST, NOT UNDER ARREST!"

    • @Ace_1776
      @Ace_1776 5 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @FOX3114
    @FOX3114 4 роки тому +279

    "God dayum lips look like a runaway slaves forehead"
    And now I'm in medical with 2 cracked ribs from laughing so hard. Thanks for increased percentage on disability.

    • @truegrit9202
      @truegrit9202 11 місяців тому +2

      bro i couldn't breath when he said that shit. lmao

  • @daniel1618
    @daniel1618 7 років тому +551

    Idk about you guys, but this was completely 100% accurate in my company at Basic

    • @freedomlover9560
      @freedomlover9560 5 років тому +9

      They were spot-on.

    • @frogglen6350
      @frogglen6350 4 роки тому +23

      Especially the panic when someone passes out. Whenever a person had to be ice sheeted, the drill sergeants would suddenly (and temporarily) turn off their aggressive mode.

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 4 роки тому +2

      shit I had Flashbacks!

    • @Rockin_Ross
      @Rockin_Ross 4 роки тому +1

      Never gets old!

    • @isaacc8464
      @isaacc8464 4 роки тому

      D co 1-50

  • @dslsdad1
    @dslsdad1 7 років тому +754

    When my little sister was in boot camp I mailed her a letter and adressed it senior drill sergeant and her name. She wrote back and cursed me out. She said her and her "battle buddy" got "smoked". I took that as she got taken to the pit. Two recruits with one letter. I'm good. OOH RAH!!!

    • @garrett587
      @garrett587 5 років тому +81

      I ain't even gonna explain what's wrong with your comment

    • @kojackmantuckett5503
      @kojackmantuckett5503 5 років тому +7

      Teufel Hund 😂🤣😂👏🏿📨

    • @derekutley3614
      @derekutley3614 5 років тому +10

      Teufel Hund That a boy! Way to think outside the box lol

    • @just4thethrills
      @just4thethrills 5 років тому +3

      😂😂🤣🤣

    • @mathieushifera9555
      @mathieushifera9555 5 років тому +23

      OORAH is Marines. Army says "HOOAH"

  • @daniellucas8625
    @daniellucas8625 6 років тому +330

    This was the Army when I was in. I lived every minute of it. Everybody needs tough love. Teaches you how to cope. People don't know that anymore.

    • @tristanband4003
      @tristanband4003 6 років тому +6

      And they still do it in the military.

    • @ItothaGO
      @ItothaGO 5 років тому +9

      I think I was threatened with bodily harm 3 times in basic. Those were the only three times in my adult life I lost bladder control. 😂😂😂😂

    • @pontiacGXPfan
      @pontiacGXPfan 4 роки тому

      My generation fucked up the military too

    • @marty5144
      @marty5144 4 роки тому +3

      @John Smith okay junior

    • @rochambers6370
      @rochambers6370 4 роки тому +1

      I only did four years but "suck it up and drive on" has stayed with me since i ets'd in 1997. Along with, "maintain your military bearing". probably helps that I married and solider and my dad did 20 plus years

  • @djones24man
    @djones24man 4 роки тому +78

    "Don't even worry about it, I got it too easy." That's the realest quote ever.

    • @brittanyscott3809
      @brittanyscott3809 4 роки тому +2

      "Open ranks March. Half right Face. Front lean rest position, Move"

    • @rufushughes4331
      @rufushughes4331 2 роки тому

      Maaaaaaaaan! Made your head drop and die on the inside!

    • @jenniferdaniels2413
      @jenniferdaniels2413 2 роки тому

      @@brittanyscott3809 Did you ever have to get on that leeeeeeeedge? I still can't look at a window ledge w/o my arms burning!

    • @Manukab001
      @Manukab001 6 місяців тому

      @@brittanyscott3809BY the Nuuuumbbeeeerr 🤬

  • @AntoineB48
    @AntoineB48 7 років тому +1734

    "Muh balls hang low Drill Sarge"!!!

  • @toastywaffles2551
    @toastywaffles2551 7 років тому +1160

    Lmao " soldier why you blinkin so much" 😂

    • @richardlucero165
      @richardlucero165 7 років тому +75

      Toasty Waffles i actually got dropped for blinking the first day of basic!

    • @JJBATEAST
      @JJBATEAST 7 років тому +1

      Richard Lucero lol were you 11b

    • @richardlucero165
      @richardlucero165 7 років тому +52

      Tech Hybrid as a heart attack. everyone was moving at the position of attention, so i was thinking i got this I'm not gonna budge. i remember blinking and one of my drill sgts came out of nowhere and asked what I was doing. I said "blinking drill sergeant!" to which he replied " who told you to blink at the position of attention private!" Next thing I knew I was pushin!

    • @richardlucero165
      @richardlucero165 7 років тому

      JJ nope 31 Victor. They sent me to an artillery school for a commo MOS

    • @richardlucero165
      @richardlucero165 7 років тому +2

      Tech Hybrid i honestly couldnt tell you... i went to Basic in '92. I'm sure things are way different nowadays

  • @queenshay
    @queenshay 5 років тому +62

    "Soldier why you blinking so god damn much" 😭😭😭😭😭😭 Brings back memories!

  • @user-xo2th7xo4w
    @user-xo2th7xo4w 5 років тому +159

    We got smoked in red phase because someone was using the latrine. Not even writing letters or anything just taking a dump.

    • @JukesMcGee
      @JukesMcGee 4 роки тому +12

      Even if everyone did everything perfectly, Drill would find an excuse out of thin air to smoke us on a whim. Basic is just stupid lol but hey we all gotta go through it.

  • @XxxAtlantaxxX
    @XxxAtlantaxxX 7 років тому +452

    "You gone wipe yo a$$ today!!!" lol

  • @CanadiancherryofScotland777
    @CanadiancherryofScotland777 7 років тому +633

    "Females, human type" whyyyyy xD

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 років тому

      You're fuckin gorgeous

    • @makinamuerte7590
      @makinamuerte7590 5 років тому +4

      @@sackson2025 thirsty for complimenting someone? Not like I asked her for her number or to even engage in further conversations. You're a fuckin idiot

    • @sackson2025
      @sackson2025 5 років тому +6

      @@makinamuerte7590 Don't kid yourself dude. I'm a guy too, lol.

    • @somerandom7458
      @somerandom7458 5 років тому +4

      Sounds like Sackson is a Male, hating type.

    • @sackson2025
      @sackson2025 5 років тому +4

      Some Random You got me wrong, man. I just don’t see the point of conplimenting women, especially some random one on UA-cam.

  • @Nefylym
    @Nefylym 10 місяців тому +14

    these two need their own TV show right now! just the perfect comedy duo, timing was perfect, delivery was amazing, loved this!

  • @ThePrideofLondon-Hutch
    @ThePrideofLondon-Hutch 6 років тому +272

    My drill sergeant told a soldier “ YOUR’RE THE REASON STEPHEN HAWKINS IS DEAD!” Idk why I laughed so much ... “ what’s funny private ?? Too Easy .. HALF-right FACE .. front lean and rest positionnnnnnn -- MOVE!

  • @GoofedTV
    @GoofedTV 7 років тому +802

    Im not in the army, but this guy makes me love my life.

    • @yushathomas
      @yushathomas  7 років тому +154

      Henry Meade goodshit

    • @GoofedTV
      @GoofedTV 7 років тому +10

      Tech Hybrid This kinda reminds me of my drill instructors, just less army references. But thinking back it just makes me realize I lived with comedians. Kinda

    • @davidspin581
      @davidspin581 7 років тому +1

      Cause Henry Meade is a cat in a box, Not a E nothing getting smoked left and right.

    • @GoofedTV
      @GoofedTV 7 років тому +7

      David Spin the most ive been smoked was when they opened the box

    • @sgusapling8770
      @sgusapling8770 6 років тому

      Henry Meade I’m in Jrotc so close enough

  • @underbossross7704
    @underbossross7704 7 років тому +527

    dude female drill sergeants are by far the scariest.

    • @looperradical2689
      @looperradical2689 5 років тому +25

      And most annoying

    • @isaiaholiveras5056
      @isaiaholiveras5056 5 років тому

      bunnin

    • @looperradical2689
      @looperradical2689 5 років тому +23

      @Nick Fletcher.why would I? Its insulting and demeaning to take orders from someone half my size, strength and intelligence.

    • @KanekiKen-fc3qo
      @KanekiKen-fc3qo 5 років тому +19

      @@looperradical2689 Intelligence is kinda stretching it but I got the whole half your size and strength argument. It's hard to take someone seriously when they're yelling at you but they're only half your size and you could bench press them.

    • @jfk3465
      @jfk3465 5 років тому +35

      @@looperradical2689 I doubt the intelligence part.

  • @jonsatko430
    @jonsatko430 6 років тому +96

    I had a female DI in 1993 that looked like her. She yelled at us for 30 minutes straight, and all I could make out was, "YABBA DABBA DABBA YABBA, Sol-DIER! DABBA YABBA YABBA, Sol-DIER!!!"

    • @michelegraham6561
      @michelegraham6561 5 років тому +9

      I had 3 drill sgts when I was in back in 1992. One black female, one white male, and one black male drill. Out of all, the female was the scariest. First day she told us " I hate you all. Women bitch too damn much." She was sooo right. She was awesome but scary.

    • @1DsTain
      @1DsTain 3 роки тому +1

      @@michelegraham6561 she didnt lie

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 3 роки тому

      XD

  • @nfnnln6760
    @nfnnln6760 4 роки тому +59

    “Don’t feel like that, you the battle buddy. Take his drawers off!” - DS Muse 😂😂💀

    • @cjjonez
      @cjjonez 3 роки тому +1

      Why Amuse want him to disdraws his battlebuddy🤣😆😂

  • @keleighq4085
    @keleighq4085 7 років тому +240

    they ALWAYS said too easy, half right face! Front leaning rest position....move!

    • @trademarktm2563
      @trademarktm2563 6 років тому +1

      she didn’t say face she only said half right Huooa! but that was funny

    • @brentcooper3568
      @brentcooper3568 4 роки тому

      Keleigh Quinton yeess

    • @timesthree5757
      @timesthree5757 4 роки тому

      Facts!!!

    • @alaimalofaiga1944
      @alaimalofaiga1944 4 роки тому +2

      It means there gonna do push up and the reason they do this is too break you down and build you up as a soldier!!

    • @chrismc410
      @chrismc410 3 роки тому

      @Daniel Flack EXERCISE!!!!

  • @bassslayer9761
    @bassslayer9761 7 років тому +110

    I'm a Marine and I can relate to this so fucking much. Drill instructors and Drill Sergeants all have these funny ass phrases. I'm dying right now

    • @heylel2344
      @heylel2344 6 років тому

      Bass Slayer I know this was a long time ago but I hope you’re still around. I’d like to know, why do they use half right so much? I couldn’t find it on google

    • @heylel2344
      @heylel2344 6 років тому

      Btw I’m not asking what a half right is, I know what it is, Which is why I’m confused

    • @SentinelAntioch
      @SentinelAntioch 6 років тому

      Heylel Everyone has room to do push-ups while in formation at half right. (Not in the military, but I've seen multiple comments explaining this.)

    • @shandawg9762
      @shandawg9762 6 років тому

      The_Angry_Gamer that's correct

    • @SentinelAntioch
      @SentinelAntioch 6 років тому

      king savage '97 Oh cool.

  • @Nighthawk_r33
    @Nighthawk_r33 4 роки тому +47

    It's moments like this that I regret not being able to get into the military. Thank you all for your service.

    • @charleslennonbaker
      @charleslennonbaker 10 місяців тому +4

      We appreciate your support. You might not have 'served' but you can still help. volunteer at your local VA. You don't have to have a background in the military, only compassion.

  • @biknjak
    @biknjak 11 місяців тому +10

    I'm almost 67 years old and Basic Training was clear back in 1982 for me. I've got to say, SSG Backbone and SFC Muse still make my palms sweat! You've definitely got the Drill Sergeant terror dialed in....😅

  • @NaviYT
    @NaviYT 6 років тому +580

    I told y’all not to lock your god damn knees 😂😂

    • @brandonharris6464
      @brandonharris6464 5 років тому +9

      I don't Kno what that meant

    • @AlyssaBrianneMP
      @AlyssaBrianneMP 5 років тому +15

      Had someone do that at my first duty station.....when his head bounced off the concrete it sounded like someone dropped their brain bucket lol
      Everyone by him were afraid to catch him or move cause our platoon was getting yelled at for some shit that our regular blue falcon did and wouldn't admit it.
      Oh those were the days lol

    • @scottwpilgrim
      @scottwpilgrim 4 роки тому +6

      @@AlyssaBrianneMP His battle buddy must've gotten smoked harder than a fat trout in July.

    • @mattgranger1221
      @mattgranger1221 4 роки тому +14

      @@brandonharris6464 blood flow gets cut off if your knees are locked standing in formation for awhile. so they either pass out or collapse.

    • @ninpodon8831
      @ninpodon8831 4 роки тому +8

      Nothing worse than those damn Pass and Reviews for change of command. I remember hearing a few weapons hit the ground on more than one occasion🤣🤣🤣

  • @shebradavis867
    @shebradavis867 7 років тому +131

    Takes me back to basic at Ft Jackson 1989, when 4 drill sergeants ran up on you all at once and you feared for your life. And your soul left your body.

    • @thatsouthernamerican3295
      @thatsouthernamerican3295 6 років тому +2

      Shebra Davis I had that happen to me. Also went to fort Jackson for basic in 2016. Bravo 2-60

    • @MrJunkieBrewster
      @MrJunkieBrewster 6 років тому +2

      Jackson 1987 here, A 1-34.

    • @suiteums
      @suiteums 4 роки тому +3

      Jackson 98

    • @jenniferdaniels2413
      @jenniferdaniels2413 2 роки тому +4

      Lorrrd, and don't forget the ride leading to that surround sound treatment. Up until then, life at Reception had been kind of firm, but nothing like we thought it would be. Even the ride in the cattle cart was quiet. Hot and pitch black (faces down in our bags), but quiet. Cart stops, somebody says something, and this Darth Vader voice hits the air: "Shut the f---k up." BOOM! Let there be light...and drill sergeants EVERYWHERE!
      Ft. LW '99 - "Bravo 2/10 is hard as hell!" #Wolfpack

    • @SPICY_BEAR
      @SPICY_BEAR Рік тому +1

      @@suiteums Jackson '98 here, too! Alpha 2-39 😎

  • @KGBBooks
    @KGBBooks 4 роки тому +57

    “It’s about to get hot!” My drill sergeants actually used that a lot lol

  • @isaiahespinoza3563
    @isaiahespinoza3563 5 років тому +162

    She came to my school to talk about the army and the benefits she's a very awesome lady

  • @ghostbear200123
    @ghostbear200123 7 років тому +1001

    "It's about to get HOT.”
    😹😹😹

    • @botfields_hardcoregamer6401
      @botfields_hardcoregamer6401 7 років тому +2

      ghostbear200123 lmaoooo I'm done bro

    • @alemarion
      @alemarion 7 років тому +14

      HALF RIGHT--

    • @trademarktm2563
      @trademarktm2563 6 років тому +6

      HALF RIGHT!! HUOOA

    • @thomass4471
      @thomass4471 6 років тому +8

      Got told once by a drill sergeant we were gonna push till "Ft.Sill was ocean front property" I didn't know whether to laugh or cry.

    • @jackernst8762
      @jackernst8762 5 років тому +2

      Thomas S Sometimes they say funny things in between their smoking. God help you if you laugh though. I'm sure that's the idea though LOL

  • @spc4brownie
    @spc4brownie 7 років тому +167

    Getting smoked because someone falls out because they locked their knees. I about shed a year laughing so hard. Delta 35th ENBN Hooah! You ain't training unless it raining!

    • @katanya2511
      @katanya2511 7 років тому +2

      Andrew Brown Delta 31st ENBN is where its at!

    • @spc4brownie
      @spc4brownie 7 років тому +1

      Hooah!

    • @johnstafford6458
      @johnstafford6458 7 років тому +6

      Anthony, everyone gets smoked for joining. My platoon got smoked because I was ETS-ing.

    • @johnstafford6458
      @johnstafford6458 7 років тому +11

      I remember the first night in basic, the DS said, "We're not supposed to smoke you after a certain time at night, but..."

    • @spc4brownie
      @spc4brownie 7 років тому

      Katanya Sheppard is that the barracks across the street from the CTMC and gym?

  • @CorekBleedingHollow
    @CorekBleedingHollow 6 років тому +96

    "Riddle me this, riddle me that!!!"

  • @briancross7835
    @briancross7835 5 років тому +17

    I went through Infantry OSUT at Ft. Benning GA in 1994. As there were no females in the Infantry, there were no female Drill Sergeants.
    But...
    When I reported to Airborne School, we had a female Black Hat (Airborne Instructor) that was, without a doubt, the meanest, nastiest & toughest human being I ever met during my 24 years in the military.
    SSG Cortez, wherever you are, know that you STILL haunt my dreams...
    AIRBORNE!

  • @desertstorm60651
    @desertstorm60651 7 років тому +199

    I don't see how they keep a straight face doing these videos. Hilarious!!!

    • @johnstafford6458
      @johnstafford6458 7 років тому +17

      Training and experience.

    • @desertstorm60651
      @desertstorm60651 7 років тому +4

      I know I came up with some stuff when I was in but I must say this is creative lol.

    • @BigHuskyGG
      @BigHuskyGG 7 років тому

      Willie Norwood multiple takes

    • @desertstorm60651
      @desertstorm60651 7 років тому +15

      You can tell that the female had to hold a couple of laughs in. I could see that she was about to crack up a few times lol.

    • @rgordon4848
      @rgordon4848 7 років тому +1

      if they're really ds then it would be 2ND nature to them

  • @onecreativegal
    @onecreativegal 7 років тому +121

    I'm literally weak right now😂😂😂😂I miss the old Army....I love this collab...I've watched it at least 6 times already😭😭😭

    • @spc4brownie
      @spc4brownie 7 років тому +4

      I can't help but rewatch it every time a new comment is posted and I'm notified. i about lose it with the " ol moby dick " line. We had gramps in our platoon. This guy must of looked 20 on his 5th birthday having to shave twice a day. Drill SGT asking if he shaved with a hershey bar.

    • @stevengotz
      @stevengotz 7 років тому +1

      I had to dry shave in the afternoon to satisfy one of the Drill Sergeants.

    • @spc4brownie
      @spc4brownie 7 років тому +1

      ***** my man. That sucks. I had a baby face and could get away with shaving once a week. That was 12 years ago and still can't grow a full beard..........lucky/unlucky bastard! Hooah!

  • @snowingsart4568
    @snowingsart4568 5 років тому +21

    Who has watched this over 20 times?? Love this!

  • @jimservu
    @jimservu 4 роки тому +9

    I remember that happening once. Guy passes out of dehydration while waiting in formation to get on buses and head back to troop from the range. We all get smoked because we “Weren’t keeping our battle buddies safe.” Oh the frustration of Ft. Benning 😂

  • @stevengotz
    @stevengotz 7 років тому +16

    I was 25 when I enlisted. There was a spot in this video that was so close to my experience I almost fell off my chair laughing. I was older than one of my Drill Sergeants so you can imagine the reaction when they first saw me in formation.

  • @joncoda365
    @joncoda365 7 років тому +123

    Get the ice sheets...Take his draws off. Don't feel like that you his battle buddy, take his draws off. lol. But Sarge!

  • @AssassinKirk29
    @AssassinKirk29 5 років тому +61

    Old school Drill Sergeant smoke you for anything.
    Fort Benning 2019 Drill Sergeant: Hold my monster drink.

    • @McL0VINNN
      @McL0VINNN 4 роки тому +4

      Home of the infantry!

    • @livvyoga1103
      @livvyoga1103 4 роки тому +3

      That's nothing. You should see the caliber of NCOs we have now in the army. Complete and total Shitbags.

    • @mrbrightside9609
      @mrbrightside9609 4 роки тому +1

      Shit D 1-50 Drills were something else lmao

    • @fighterx9840
      @fighterx9840 4 роки тому +1

      What happens in Fort Benning?

    • @joepersch6779
      @joepersch6779 4 роки тому +1

      @@fighterx9840 It stays in Fort Benning...that's what happens there :-P

  • @MegaHogzilla
    @MegaHogzilla 3 роки тому +6

    Drill Sergeant Floyd's accent was so southern we didn't even try to understand what he was saying and just dropped until he got tired and ordered us to recover. 11B, Sand Hill, '86

  • @melodicbanshee4344
    @melodicbanshee4344 7 років тому +48

    I'm in tears, this is gold!

  • @a500n24
    @a500n24 7 років тому +283

    Old school? I'm ​fresh out basic and they still doing this shit.

    • @TVNDRA
      @TVNDRA 6 років тому +10

      a500n24b LMAO that’s cause DS Backbone and Amuse keep supplying them with creative new ways to fuck with privates 😂😂

    • @Everydayartist12
      @Everydayartist12 6 років тому +4

      I wanna be a drill sergeant I would flame some niggas

    • @JSmedic1
      @JSmedic1 6 років тому

      Ohhhhh, I am so happy to hear that. HOOAH!

    • @QuanBrown27
      @QuanBrown27 6 років тому

      @RPGMaster Lmfao

    • @GMEOK
      @GMEOK 6 років тому

      Good then your being taught properly =] I still think they should be allowed to smack us around a bit.

  • @JackJack-zo4zt
    @JackJack-zo4zt 6 років тому +54

    The drill sergeants who don't really enunciate their words...
    HALF RIGHT...[Incomprehensible]

    • @khalid749
      @khalid749 3 роки тому

      Drill Sergeants in combat medic AIT had to call us soldier medics back in 2007. Our senior drill sergeant was puerto rican black fellow with a very thick accent so when he said "soldier medic" it sounded like soul mate. He ended every sentence with that address so it always sounded like he had an entire company soul of mates. It never got old.

    • @JackJack-zo4zt
      @JackJack-zo4zt 3 роки тому

      @@khalid749 They say in the army we're all brothers and sisters in arms. But in his army, we're all soulmates in arms.

    • @DTG_LOCKETT
      @DTG_LOCKETT 3 роки тому

      One of my Drill Sargents had a thick Mexican accent so private sounded like pribit. Try keeping a straight face while being called that

  • @LethalByChoice
    @LethalByChoice 6 років тому +170

    The funniest thing. I HAVE EVER SEEN ON UA-cam! xD

  • @thepac12andbig10suck
    @thepac12andbig10suck 7 років тому +234

    5 dislikes on the first day? Too easy.......HALF RIGHT

    • @shadowvalkyrie5818
      @shadowvalkyrie5818 7 років тому +3

      7 now

    • @alemarion
      @alemarion 7 років тому +6

      +Shadow Valkyrie: 45? Still too easy!
      HALF RIGHT--

    • @trillestkf3840
      @trillestkf3840 7 років тому +4

      Thunder Lee nope , it's 116
      Too easy ..... HALF RIGHT!

    • @devangiese4194
      @devangiese4194 7 років тому +3

      LzOpz LzOpzz nope, 134
      Too easy, HALF RIGHT

    • @trillestkf3840
      @trillestkf3840 7 років тому +3

      Devan Giese nope , 135
      Too easy .... HALF RIGHT

  • @Dkmo94
    @Dkmo94 7 років тому +364

    your lips better be WHITE!!
    I WANT EM WHITE!!!!!

    • @R3D_M4N
      @R3D_M4N 6 років тому +1

      Dkmo94 yes Sargent!

    • @DanielDTUBWeinberger
      @DanielDTUBWeinberger 5 років тому

      Well, if it's sunprotection, I'd respectfully say I will not do that.
      Do push-ups
      Maybe some other shit
      And keep my sun protection cause I one safe boi

    • @NPC-fn5cd
      @NPC-fn5cd 5 років тому +1

      @@DanielDTUBWeinberger if a drill sergeant tells you to make your lips white. Then within 10 seconds then motherfuckers better be white

  • @taltezy2941
    @taltezy2941 4 роки тому +5

    I am at Ft. Bragg at this time and have been working along side the military for the past 11 years. As a civilian I love these videos because when I see a DS yelling, I immediately stop to see who is about to get smoked. But, as a civilian I had my fair share of getting smoked, especially when a NCO (who was a DS at one time) is in charge when I go overseas!

  • @veteranpatriot4474
    @veteranpatriot4474 6 років тому +5

    Straight up, I had to pause this one at least 3 times.
    My stomach ain't hurt this bad since the North Atlantic cruise of 84.

  • @Snowgoon901
    @Snowgoon901 7 років тому +601

    Lol this reminds TI in basic. Somebody forgot to close the flap and we were taking showers so half the people were naked, and he yelled from outside the door "WHY THE FUCK DO I SEE DICK AND BALLS!". I'm glad he was outside cause I immediately started laughing and I already got in big trouble for that once.

    • @Snowgoon901
      @Snowgoon901 7 років тому +36

      ***** lol nah the showers were open bay, but the door to the dorm has a flap to identify people coming in and its supposed to be closed when we're showering in case a female mti walks by and sees naked dudes going in and out the latrine.

    • @Ayami861
      @Ayami861 7 років тому +28

      Snowgoon901 I know exactly what you are talking about. I remember our TI called for the hall to be clear because she was talking to our brother flights TI and our brilliant dorm leader was about to run across the hall in a towel. Out of reflex, I snatched her back. We were the hall right by the door. TI didnt make me push the pavement at all the next day...I saved her alot of paperwork which she told us before we went to tech school😂

    • @stanleysanders9099
      @stanleysanders9099 7 років тому

      that was our showers in the navy doubling up on one shower head

    • @koreanpathfinder
      @koreanpathfinder 7 років тому +18

      Even in that instance, I don't know many people that would have the balls to lay hands on a DS.

    • @Snowgoon901
      @Snowgoon901 7 років тому +1

      Finn ASMR lol man we had a 10 minute phone call every sunday (no texting, no going on the internet, just regular phone call), weren't allowed on the patio at any point ever, and stress cards were never a thing.

  • @85305
    @85305 7 років тому +18

    Yusha Thomas hands down one of the best channels on here for us veteran. Partially, it is the best because this is the same stuff I saw going through Fort Benning in 2006. Keep up the good work.
    And yes, we would get smoked for blinking too much, sucking our teeth or looking like 'a fucking alien'.

  • @SippinOnYak
    @SippinOnYak 5 років тому +12

    I’m about 95% sure that Amuse busted out laughing and played it off on that first scene......

    • @joecameron1818
      @joecameron1818 5 років тому +1

      Brandon Beaver. Bro that shit killed me. She
      wasn't ready...

  • @MovieMax1701
    @MovieMax1701 6 років тому +19

    Her in the background at 2:00
    “Take his drawers off!”🤣🤣🤣

  • @alexblack6421
    @alexblack6421 7 років тому +73

    here's a good one that happened to my battle who was a little overweight . standing in formation for god knows how long and drill comes out of the barracks, slowly walking past 1st platoon stops right in front of me and I'm thinking aw shit I'm fukd and I don't know why lol. drill looks at me, then turns to my battle and says " private, your face looks like the outcome of a lesbian fist fuck!!! How fat are you!??" and we both made noises trying to not laugh...... and the rest of the day was the hard suck..

    • @rufushughes4331
      @rufushughes4331 7 років тому +3

      Alex Black Love it! I am freaking dying!

    • @zCautioNxz
      @zCautioNxz 7 років тому

      Alex Black 😂😂😂😂

    • @treybands881
      @treybands881 6 років тому

      Lmao

    • @eastwestcoastkid
      @eastwestcoastkid 6 років тому +1

      Alex Black ☠️☠️💀💀💀☠️☠️💀👽👽👽 DEAD...😂🤣🤣😂

  • @ES-je3em
    @ES-je3em 7 років тому +79

    Brings back memories

  • @nhpivotlk
    @nhpivotlk 5 років тому +12

    I remember when I was in BCT we were all cleaning our weapons after our last FTX and we hear the announcement come on followed by a very eerie silence and the DS came on and said “The block is hot” and after he said that we got raided for contraband because they found contraband in someone’s locker. We all got smoked that day.

    • @Sovek86
      @Sovek86 4 роки тому +1

      Yeeeeaaahhh, had two similar incidents during basic. Because of some medical issues I got restarted all the way back to week one, but first incident, one of the platoons had a fucking granola bar smuggling ring going. I only heard about during the raid, outside the barracks and they were picking it apart. Second time after returning home from christmas break some idiot in my platoon had kept his phone on him. Thankfully we didnt get smoked but we did get woken up at o dark thirty because of that BS

  • @Green_Phos
    @Green_Phos 6 років тому +237

    One of our DS' got a new campaign hat (err, "cover", that is) at some point during my OSUT. He put his old one out down range at the 300 line and said that the first private who could hit his hat would get some kinda reward (I forget exactly what he said it would be). At least half of us knew by that point in training that "rewards" don't exist (during week 1, a DS from another troop said he would take "the best" privates out to burger king that weekend. Almost all of them believed him. Yeah, needless to say, there was no burger king, only ridicule for being that stupid and then getting smoked. Surprised anyone believed that when we were only allowed to drink water for the first 4 weeks. Anyway...), but one private, I think our PL actually, went for it and actually hit it and... he got BRUTALLY FUCKING SMOKED for like 3 days straight for daring to deliberately damage a DS' cover. He didn't even try to protest or say something like "but you told us to do it!". He knew almost right after he hit it that he didn't see the trap and that the right answer is... don't EVER fuck with a DS' campaign hat, even if they tell you to.

    • @begobolehsjwjangan2359
      @begobolehsjwjangan2359 5 років тому +3

      I think that peivate did was personal.

    • @freedomlover9560
      @freedomlover9560 5 років тому +43

      I went through my Basic at Ft Jackson in 1991-1992. When BRM (Rifle Week) started, our Drill Sergeants called a perfect 40 out of 40 a Hawkeye. They had a deal with every Platoon they led, and that was getting Hawkeye on qualification day got you whatever you wanted from BK, which was a meal with your choice of drink and one small dessert. Some of us thought they were screwing with us, but one guy - just one out of sixty - dropped that 40th target with a prejudice (we had pop-ups, loved them).
      That Soldier was missing from the chow line that night, because we saw him come through the back door with that DS and follow him right into his office - BK bags and cups in tow.
      Come to find out, he put him in his car, asked him what music he liked and tuned it in, and paid for the entire meal. He said they sat around and bullshit with each other over Whoppers and Hershey pies.
      In the end, there were 59 other men that felt a bit jealous but glad for him.

    • @projectmayhem6898
      @projectmayhem6898 4 роки тому +5

      but Sarge?

    • @zacherynoland8395
      @zacherynoland8395 4 роки тому +8

      That fact that you called it OSUT and not Basic tells me you were a good ol Leg at Ft. Benning. Every part of this story rings true

    • @patrickcalvary8384
      @patrickcalvary8384 4 роки тому +4

      @@zacherynoland8395 Could have been an MP at Ft Leonardwood aka lost in the woods lol.. But yes most likely Benning! I'd assume this guy was an infantry man myself.

  • @sirnjh
    @sirnjh 7 років тому +98

    I was waiting for the second part to this.. make a part 3

  • @Anything716anything
    @Anything716anything 7 років тому +17

    "It's about to get hot..." Lmao 😂 I heard that a lot in basic

  • @kgd1163
    @kgd1163 6 років тому +86

    Remember my Female senior drill sgt. One day while getting smoked, that lasted one hour and a half because some ashholes didn't took their eye pros from their camel back, we were lifting our boots and I turn my neck to see the drill sgt to the eyes and saw *PURE* evil while she was saying "What's up private? Too much? You shouldn't have skipped leg day, we will continue till every stop crying and doing weird noises while excercing. Love that Drill sgt.

  • @johnmassengale9186
    @johnmassengale9186 5 років тому +6

    Drill SSG K. Smith; thank you for your service and smoking our platoon every morning. She had a set of lungs and the cadence was out of this world. Fort Belvior AIT 1990.

  • @KL-hh1fx
    @KL-hh1fx 7 років тому +28

    Drill sergeants be clowing in basic 😂😂😂..This need to be on Def Comedy Jam lol.

  • @on2wheels378
    @on2wheels378 7 років тому +63

    My favorite DI line was "this barracks smells like toe cheese, corn chips and ass!!!!"

  • @keithjohnson839
    @keithjohnson839 6 років тому +13

    Omg..the first thing she said made me spit my drink out! Priceless..now i kinda miss basic for all the hilarious shit

  • @scottfries7843
    @scottfries7843 6 років тому +4

    I have watched these videos over and over, and still laugh my ass off. Damn if basic training wasn't like that in 76. Keep doing what you're doing, loving it.

  • @JS-ri8qc
    @JS-ri8qc 7 років тому +89

    45 dislikes from privates that cried in basic lol

  • @armytruth6860
    @armytruth6860 7 років тому +52

    I remember getting smoked for not having a battle buddy

    • @SPENCER1SHOT
      @SPENCER1SHOT 7 років тому +6

      matrone plight yeah that's a no go

    • @ChromeTecNina
      @ChromeTecNina 5 років тому +1

      I got smoked because I agreed to hold my battle's weapon while he went to the latrine and the fucking guy ended up staying in it for almost 30 minutes. So there's my dumb ass standing there with 2 dummy rifles for almost half an hour doing nothing. Drill Sgt. Haiungs wasn't having any of it

    • @Htxracing97
      @Htxracing97 5 років тому +2

      Charlie Digital oh so you gonna say his name so y’all was buddies right ? Childhood friends? Don’t worry about it! Half right face! Front leaning rest position move!!

  • @chrishansen4698
    @chrishansen4698 6 років тому +20

    * breathes for longer than 3 second *
    “ WHY THE DAMN ARE YOU TAKING MY AIR FROM ME YOU KOREAN SPY “

  • @avadriesathel9512
    @avadriesathel9512 4 роки тому +1

    Haha takes me back...whats really bad is we actually had the tampon incident but they left it in the middle of the latrine floor.

  • @spatterson468
    @spatterson468 7 років тому +12

    Another Gem that takes me back to the days.

  • @marcgotti2226
    @marcgotti2226 7 років тому +4

    😂😂😂😂 your videos make my military experience a lil better every time I watch...cuz only we know the pain

  • @ItsAllLove4Real
    @ItsAllLove4Real 6 років тому +4

    Omg!! This mess is too freakin' accurate....I can't deal, they got me in tears😂🤣😂🙌🏾😂🤣😂🙌🏾

  • @RuthieAnde43
    @RuthieAnde43 6 років тому +4

    Omg! I laughed so hard. Reminds me of drill sgts back in the say. That was hilarious!

  • @IparanoiaZ
    @IparanoiaZ 7 років тому +6

    ( YOU GONE WIPE YO ASS TODAY! ) I needed this on my birthday! Thanks Yusha! & Amuse! Happy Birthday to me ! :D

  • @warhawkofchogoris8555
    @warhawkofchogoris8555 6 років тому +9

    "You falling asleep in MY class private?! Time to make the walls sweat, get these fuckin desks in the hallway and fall in, 60 seconds, NOW! Half right face, front leaning rest position, move." Oh summer time at Fort Jackson, how I miss you lol.

  • @belrocc1
    @belrocc1 6 років тому +1

    This reminds me of Navy basic training lol.....my head RDC, Petty Officer Kratt was the funniest man I've ever encountered... The only time we were allowed to laugh at his magnificent insults was when he had to walk away from us, oh so hastily to his office to handle some "business"......we all knew he ran off in order to keep us from seeing him laughing at his own comedic genius. Then our sister division across the hall had an RDC that reminded me of Pinky from the movie Next Friday when he confronted Craig in his music store even down to the spin around tapping his feet thing while yelling at a recruit....good memories

  • @devildog2931
    @devildog2931 6 років тому +35

    Lol...I miss those Good Ol' Days !
    SSGT USMC
    0311/69
    1988-2011
    Semper Fi !

  • @botfields_hardcoregamer6401
    @botfields_hardcoregamer6401 7 років тому +65

    who just sucked they teeth, *backbone steps in* don't worry about it I got it, HALF RIGHT
    LMAOOOO

  • @littleb242
    @littleb242 7 років тому +19

    "I want them white, I want them white" LMAO

  • @jenniferkeenan4599
    @jenniferkeenan4599 4 роки тому +3

    I love you so much Yusha. You are beyond halarious while still being so realistic. I need this humor everyday

  • @jallen5263
    @jallen5263 4 роки тому +1

    ROFLMAO! To Easy Drill Sgt.! Love this! Brings back funnier than Hell moments from when I was in. Thanks for posting and keep on posting.

  • @niklombardi5945
    @niklombardi5945 7 років тому +13

    "yo lips look like a run away slave forehead" im cryin 😭

  • @Ramakan
    @Ramakan 7 років тому +8

    They got this down so well! My goodness!!

  • @alexmalarick17
    @alexmalarick17 5 років тому +6

    "I told you not to lock your God Damn knee's" LMAO. Swear to God that happened to a guy in another platoon in my company during our Basic/OSUT Graduation hahaha

  • @cptdekker
    @cptdekker 4 роки тому

    Yusha=Great! Muse=Great! Both in one video=LEGENDARY! Never stop makin these,please...

  • @LongLoxx82
    @LongLoxx82 7 років тому +15

    "AY, AY LEND ME THE ICE SHEET! Take his draws off.....naw don't feel like that you're the battle buddy take his draws off"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Ramakan
    @Ramakan 7 років тому +14

    Funny as hell!!!! Reminds of my basic training in 1988!!😂 at Ft Dix, NJ!

  • @robertvelez5094
    @robertvelez5094 Рік тому

    OMG..THANK YOU SO MUCH FOR POSTING THIS..I served from 96-00 and again from 2011-2018..I miss the old Army

  • @chris2Agearreviews
    @chris2Agearreviews 3 роки тому +1

    😂....front leaning rest....mountain climbers....small circles to the front and rear....brings back memories....HOOAH!!!