BASIC Training (Week 1) 1966 VS 1996 VS 2016

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  • @Jerz
    @Jerz 7 років тому +4268

    "I'm fresh off a mother fuckers ass and I'm getting home sick"
    LMFAO!

    • @ZarathustraEX
      @ZarathustraEX 7 років тому +10

      Gahahahahahaha

    • @nunonunes097
      @nunonunes097 7 років тому +39

      fucking art

    • @BRosh228
      @BRosh228 7 років тому +4

      Genius quote hahahahaha

    • @LPSpooks
      @LPSpooks 7 років тому +8

      Lol Brilliant I'm crying laughing every time I hear this!!

    • @chriscrooks5601
      @chriscrooks5601 7 років тому +4

      i sweaaaar i diedd

  • @user-hb6tg5ze5u
    @user-hb6tg5ze5u 5 років тому +17436

    Respect this sergeant, he is on service more than 50 years!

    • @mikewheezy073
      @mikewheezy073 5 років тому +373

      Omg really he does not look above 50 omg

    • @gothsurfist
      @gothsurfist 5 років тому +131

      @@mikewheezy073 r/woooosh

    • @YourBoyMatt
      @YourBoyMatt 5 років тому +289

      @@gothsurfist r/woooosh

    • @anthony_depaz
      @anthony_depaz 5 років тому +62

      @@mikewheezy073 r/woooosh

    • @originalxx-6042
      @originalxx-6042 5 років тому +50

      @@mikewheezy073 r/whooooooosh

  • @JLindenwood
    @JLindenwood 3 роки тому +1633

    "I'm fresh off a muthf***'s ass and I'm getting home sick" is among the best threats I've ever heard in my life.

    • @1stNumberOne
      @1stNumberOne 3 роки тому +16

      Had me dying!!!

    • @spencer6874
      @spencer6874 3 роки тому +6

      what does it mean

    • @diegoledezma4045
      @diegoledezma4045 3 роки тому +8

      @@spencer6874 I have no idea but it’s hilarious

    • @LongWarVet
      @LongWarVet 2 роки тому +19

      @@spencer6874 It means he just got done tearing another dude up, and he is ready to do it again.

    • @isaacavrilien5159
      @isaacavrilien5159 2 роки тому +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @WhiteSuperMemeist
    @WhiteSuperMemeist 4 роки тому +7177

    I went to basic in 2019 and my DS told us he would kill us, go to McDonald's, get a happy meal, play with the little toy, and sleep like a baby.

    • @l.c.7445
      @l.c.7445 4 роки тому +730

      This is the type of shit that keeps the warpsycho in me alive. Thanks for sharing it, man

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist 4 роки тому +280

      @@enginepy We all thought it was funny lmfao

    • @enginepy
      @enginepy 4 роки тому +210

      @@WhiteSuperMemeist good, looks like some of the younger folks still are down-to-earth. So many are such snowflakes these days,makes me happy that some like you aren't.

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist 4 роки тому +80

      @@enginepy I haven't met anyone in the army who is so far.

    • @WhiteSuperMemeist
      @WhiteSuperMemeist 4 роки тому +91

      @@marlonbrando5794 We got them for like 5 minutes every 3 weeks to call home and let them know how things are. It wasn't different than allowing access to pay phones during the old days.

  • @crazy_pages
    @crazy_pages 4 роки тому +10587

    I’m 20-year retiree, I clicked this video believing it was a real look at the evolution of Basic Training.
    To my surprise, it was.

  • @MarkArandjus
    @MarkArandjus 5 років тому +8351

    "They know me in the streets. St Louis."
    "They know me in the streets too. Baghdad!"

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 5 років тому +300

      East St louis is scarier.

    • @Andromediens
      @Andromediens 5 років тому +80

      @@jonathanw1019 LOL

    • @mikecheeze4312
      @mikecheeze4312 5 років тому +292

      @@jonathanw1019 must have never been to Baghdad...

    • @yeet4924
      @yeet4924 4 роки тому +130

      Baghdad ass up and gimme 25!!!!!

    • @jonathanw1019
      @jonathanw1019 4 роки тому +10

      @@18wheels1966 What? Is the '1966' a reference to the year you were born?

  • @deondrepolk4502
    @deondrepolk4502 4 роки тому +2449

    2030 cadets: its my army now!! Now you drop and give me 50!
    Drill sargent: Yes cadet!

    • @ThatGingerGuy51
      @ThatGingerGuy51 4 роки тому +22

      *sergeant

    • @teenxopiumrickowens
      @teenxopiumrickowens 4 роки тому +14

      @@ThatGingerGuy51 It's pronounced "Sarge" or "Sargent" in the Army. Sergeant is just a rank.

    • @ThatGingerGuy51
      @ThatGingerGuy51 4 роки тому +14

      Winstxnn I know how it’s pronounced. I used to be a sergeant in the Canadian forces. We still spell it the proper way though

    • @wbin2957
      @wbin2957 3 роки тому +16

      Winstxnn Call any put together NCO “Sarge” and see what happens. Yikes.

    • @JC-rp6sp
      @JC-rp6sp 3 роки тому +3

      Lmao cadets

  • @Thiccjimbobway
    @Thiccjimbobway 3 роки тому +607

    Imagine soldiers in the 3500 BC being like “these dudes weak as shit, back in my day we’d get 1 cut and die”

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +56

      @The Jimbobway B.C. Soldier: In my unit we got one sword. One slingshot and one rock. We had to share the rock.

    • @ichiban_co.
      @ichiban_co. 3 роки тому +11

      @@stevengreen9536 hmmm that sounds familiar lol

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +9

      @@ichiban_co. It is a line from that sergeant in Halo. Either Halo 2 or Halo 3 i can't remember.

    • @Jarebearrr
      @Jarebearrr 3 роки тому +6

      @@stevengreen9536 lol it was Sgt. Johnson in Halo 2

    • @stevengreen9536
      @stevengreen9536 3 роки тому +3

      @@Jarebearrr Yes thank you. Been years since i played that game. Memory starts getting fuzzy. :/

  • @thelastlighter-9059
    @thelastlighter-9059 6 років тому +15911

    "Im fresh off from a muthafuckas ass and im gettin home sick" 😂😂😂😂

    • @lohdhshs
      @lohdhshs 5 років тому +60

      Protection_ Squadron that was my steam profile picture for the longest time

    • @Freedmen_Fighter
      @Freedmen_Fighter 5 років тому +61

      I died 😂😂😂😂

    • @imperialcub7071
      @imperialcub7071 5 років тому +30

      i saw this comment as he was saying it

    • @russbilderback
      @russbilderback 5 років тому +27

      Best line ever.

    • @mommyswancat2289
      @mommyswancat2289 5 років тому +16

      Sad but true

  • @bentstrider
    @bentstrider 4 роки тому +3365

    Love how the '66 recruit just keeps a low, easy-going tone while getting torn into.

    • @matthewarnold4557
      @matthewarnold4557 4 роки тому +526

      He was a black man from Mississippi in the 60's, that his comfort zone.

    • @el_wazon7
      @el_wazon7 4 роки тому +210

      It’s because the old generation weren’t little crybaby bitches like the new generation that cries about any little thing.

    • @tonyortega6589
      @tonyortega6589 4 роки тому +227

      @@el_wazon7 okay boomer

    • @karencurtis7278
      @karencurtis7278 4 роки тому +83

      @Tony Nothing wrong with being a baby boomer. If that person served in Vietnam Nam or any that did, they paid dearly whether they made it home or not.

    • @toad3222
      @toad3222 4 роки тому +44

      @@karencurtis7278 bruh it's a joke

  • @natethegreat1999
    @natethegreat1999 3 роки тому +185

    Graduated in 2018 from Sill. Kid in my platoon figured out a family member died so since our DS was on CQ that night he brought the trainee in and talked him through it for about half an and made sure he’d stay focused on training. He sent him up to his barracks and an hour later the DS came up and smoked the whole bay for existing. I think we’ll be alright.

    • @gregoryestep6713
      @gregoryestep6713 Рік тому +9

      That sound like a drill sergeant Ford or Gonzalez D1/40th 13th field artillery

    • @punteroism
      @punteroism 6 місяців тому

      Thank you this is reassuring.

    • @djfreem6881
      @djfreem6881 5 місяців тому

      Fort Sill!!

  • @bobhanson1037
    @bobhanson1037 4 роки тому +823

    "I'm from the streets". I've seen that said before. Black lcpl to a black master sgt. Ended well.

    • @jonnygraham2372
      @jonnygraham2372 4 роки тому +12

      😂😂

    • @decespugliatorenucleare3780
      @decespugliatorenucleare3780 4 роки тому +36

      I guess it depends what you mean by "well"...

    • @AlphaWasSpotted
      @AlphaWasSpotted 3 роки тому +6

      Do tell

    • @PiracyandDumbbells
      @PiracyandDumbbells 3 роки тому

      How, if that's cool to ask.

    • @bobhanson1037
      @bobhanson1037 3 роки тому +62

      @@PiracyandDumbbells the lcpl got a major ass chewing, they then talked more in private about it. the lcpl learned his lesson and is now SSgt and the MSgt is now a MGuns

  • @FiftyJuan
    @FiftyJuan 5 років тому +4763

    I like how Sergeant never aged, always looked good in a whole 50 years. He in shape bois

    • @midgetman4206
      @midgetman4206 5 років тому +67

      That's probably how it is in real life

    • @Wren4123
      @Wren4123 5 років тому +111

      Black don't crack

    • @DJChrisArgueta
      @DJChrisArgueta 5 років тому +13

      MrWilsonxD that made me laugh

    • @doug4036
      @doug4036 5 років тому +8

      He’s like the Skilcraft pen; pure mil-spec, never changes 👍🏼

    • @donaldcoppler
      @donaldcoppler 5 років тому +3

      @brett linthicum don't say shit like that

  • @bucwild3158
    @bucwild3158 5 років тому +3155

    “Can I get a hug Drill Sarge?”
    Only thing you’ll gonna hug is this land scape!!😂😂😂

    • @moneymovesmotorsports5888
      @moneymovesmotorsports5888 5 років тому +41

      NOW PUSH, PUSSSSHHHH!!!!!!

    • @Saul_goodman6903
      @Saul_goodman6903 5 років тому +3

      Imagine being the worst team in the nfc south

    • @TheKEITHD07
      @TheKEITHD07 5 років тому

      @@Saul_goodman6903 you might wanna rephrase that if your team doesn't have a Lombardi trophy.

    • @Saul_goodman6903
      @Saul_goodman6903 5 років тому

      SuperKeith 007 I’m a saints fan we have a ring try again

    • @AMC10803
      @AMC10803 5 років тому

      XxRodellxX who lost against my cowboys

  • @tylerchatman67
    @tylerchatman67 4 роки тому +278

    My Grandpa went in in 1966, Got out precisely in 1996 retired sergeant major. That's For your service, Pops

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 роки тому +2

      Godspeed

    • @setsers1
      @setsers1 2 роки тому +2

      @Allosaurus 67 Amen

  • @brandoncutler09
    @brandoncutler09 4 роки тому +4353

    1966 - We have something to fight for.
    1996 - Attitudes need adjustments.
    2016 - This country is boned.

    • @32biit
      @32biit 4 роки тому +90

      Lmao we had nothing to fight for in the 60s

    • @ThePatrick42044
      @ThePatrick42044 4 роки тому +18

      HOOAH!...
      Solace ... There's damn sure NOTHING to fight for now. Even Less than the 60s. This world is FULL crappy people now. I'd love to knock the hell right out of most the population to wake them up! With some, it might take a 2x4 or hammer... Lol

    • @paulprimus1666
      @paulprimus1666 4 роки тому +18

      @@Choppingwood83 You will be handing Russia China and Iran the victory on a golden platter. The system is flawed but change is inevitable a day will come when the current world order is nothing but dust.

    • @32biit
      @32biit 4 роки тому

      B. J. Good one dumbass. Read up on history (if your comprehension is that good.)

    • @DOPEdwarf
      @DOPEdwarf 4 роки тому +36

      Vietnam="have something to fight for" lmao

  • @daveharris5914
    @daveharris5914 4 роки тому +2186

    1966: forest gump
    1996: ja rule
    2016: lil pimp

  • @concongaming
    @concongaming 5 років тому +2207

    “You just broke my arm”
    *sergeant dies*

    • @ronanbudiyono2117
      @ronanbudiyono2117 4 роки тому +30

      SHARP.....I ONLY WANNA RUN ONCE A WEEK 😂😂😂😂

  • @mason6250
    @mason6250 4 роки тому +779

    1966: The recruit fears the Drill Sgt
    2016: The Drill Sgt fears the recruit

    • @grahamtroy9381
      @grahamtroy9381 3 роки тому +25

      The 1966 guy didn’t even react. 1996 guy feared the Drill Sgt.

    • @dogperson432
      @dogperson432 3 роки тому +2

      whoa it's like you watched the video and derived out what it was telling us amazin

    • @qbanz00
      @qbanz00 3 роки тому +2

      Obviously

    • @josephgaray6933
      @josephgaray6933 3 роки тому +3

      The recruits have more power than the drills today. If all of then fill out a complain the drill is done for.

    • @ncleasure94
      @ncleasure94 2 роки тому +1

      It's not fear it is a matter of respect, discipline and restraint. Qualities that are absent today.

  • @Tbirdtbirdy
    @Tbirdtbirdy 4 роки тому +635

    Old push-ups: “chest to the ground disqualifies”
    New push-ups: “put your chest down each time”

    • @MrSpartanspud
      @MrSpartanspud 4 роки тому +55

      Your chest is supposed to touch the ground when you do a push up. Thing is that doesn't mean your body should disengage. If you're not touching your chest to the ground. You're doing it wrong.

    • @kingofdeath9012
      @kingofdeath9012 4 роки тому +21

      Future pushups: CHEST TOUCHES THE GROUND EVERY TIME AND YOU CLAP TWICE IN EACH PUSHUP

    • @fistybaby9489
      @fistybaby9489 3 роки тому +6

      MrSpartanspud it’s weird that so many people weren’t taught how to do real pushups

    • @marcelw6440
      @marcelw6440 3 роки тому +21

      The only real standards for push-ups in the Army is that the your body remains straight and the upper portion of your arm is bent until at least level with the ground. Whether your chest touches the ground or not when this happens doesn't matter.

    • @DJ_TRON
      @DJ_TRON 3 роки тому +12

      @@MrSpartanspud
      One of the dumbest comments on here. Your chest should NEVER touch the ground with the old pushups. It's crystal clear in the regulation that you must BREAK THE PLANE. Once your elbows are parallel to the ground, you are done....period. All these clowns who used to tell people that they were suppose to touch their chest to the ground are morons who lack common reading fundamentals.

  • @theghettoreviewer5917
    @theghettoreviewer5917 5 років тому +1554

    “Can I hug you?”
    “Hug me? The only thing you can hug is this landscape!! Now push!!!”😂😂

  • @sayhoman
    @sayhoman 4 роки тому +2612

    2026: instead of push up, recruits gets a “time out”

    • @JesusChristDenton_7
      @JesusChristDenton_7 4 роки тому +20

      Don't worry. I'll fix everything.

    • @hyperion3145
      @hyperion3145 4 роки тому +84

      2030: Drill Sergeants are not allowed to raise their voices above indoor volume for risk of giving PTSD flashbacks to recruits

    • @isaacjamieson8452
      @isaacjamieson8452 4 роки тому +3

      Hopefully not

    • @aidanokeeffe7928
      @aidanokeeffe7928 4 роки тому +8

      I have a gut feeling that the 20s are gonna get hairy

    • @isaacjamieson8452
      @isaacjamieson8452 4 роки тому +1

      @@aidanokeeffe7928 hell yeah

  • @agonzalez8924
    @agonzalez8924 2 роки тому +71

    The '96 recruit is closer to my generation, even though i went to basic in '99. I gotta say the portrayal is accurate because as you touched on, this was the gangster hip hop era which i remember vividly. Gotta remember back in the mid to late 90s, every kid was wearing baggy pants listening to rap. Popular movies of the time were films like boys n the hood, menace to society, blood in blood out, american me.. hell even the white boys had american history x, which was about neo nazi skinhead gangs.
    These movies along with the music influence had everyone thinking they were hard, even suburban kids... these are the kids drill instructors had to deal with, and no doubt enjoyed breaking down.
    I went to marine corps bootcamp so we probably had more knuckleheads than other branches. I remember seeing one or two recruits try to get buck with the drill instructor, then get smacked down.
    USMC= Uncle Sam's Misguided Children

    • @lilcourtny08
      @lilcourtny08 2 роки тому +8

      Yep, it was still rough in 1997. I went to basic at Ft Leonard Wood Missouri. Drill sergeants wasn't playing any games with nobody

    • @israelduncan4341
      @israelduncan4341 Рік тому +2

      Both my older brothers enlisted in the Corps in 00 and myself in 09 ( they were 18 and I was 21)
      I've never hear that saying before
      (Uncle Sam's Misguided Children)
      Haha good trash.
      Semper Fi Brother!

  • @oneilclarke8494
    @oneilclarke8494 4 роки тому +126

    I just finished serving 22 years in the Jamaican military and let me tell you, basic training has been watered down so much so that I am embarrassed at the standards of the recruits these days.

    • @5.5.Below.5
      @5.5.Below.5 3 роки тому +5

      @Jeremiah Boyd when you have a passport, you learn new things about other countries that would have never been known back in the States.

    • @Guardus-Godmind
      @Guardus-Godmind 3 роки тому +1

      Jamaica has a military? This is news to me...

    • @oneilclarke8494
      @oneilclarke8494 3 роки тому +4

      @@Guardus-Godmind Where are you from if you don't mind?

    • @Guardus-Godmind
      @Guardus-Godmind 3 роки тому +1

      @@oneilclarke8494 Armenia🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲🇦🇲

    • @oneilclarke8494
      @oneilclarke8494 3 роки тому +1

      @@Guardus-Godmind Lol...Well yes we do...way before 1962,

  • @coraymarugg5950
    @coraymarugg5950 5 років тому +13758

    Tough times make tough people. Tough people make easy times. Easy times make weak people. Weak people make tough times.
    We are just cycling through

    • @onlineidssuck
      @onlineidssuck 5 років тому +581

      Damn bro that has some truth to it

    • @bigsmoke7759
      @bigsmoke7759 5 років тому +334

      Coray Marugg Tough times are ahead

    • @Daddyvader7
      @Daddyvader7 5 років тому +248

      This is true. What is also true is that this is obviously an over exaggeration. I believe truly and fully that tough or easy times. The tough ones will always show. The real ones will always come ready. The easy times do create weak people. But they also create amazing things as well. It’s the easy times where people are tested to be better. Technology advances, science furthers, great minds of art and archeology come through. The easy times we are able to do a lot more. But also sadly a lot of society becomes weak minded

    • @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer
      @ChuckJacksontampaphotographer 5 років тому +235

      "Peace has cost you your strength. Victory has defeated you..." (Bane, _The Dark Knight Rises_ - circa 2012)

    • @dogemaster4228
      @dogemaster4228 5 років тому +24

      r/fellowkids

  • @77thNYSV
    @77thNYSV 7 років тому +5660

    I remember getting ice cream in basic.
    And then they made me throw it up afterwards.

    • @jaygonztx
      @jaygonztx 7 років тому +614

      In Marine Corps Boot Camp over at MCRD San Diego, our platoon came in last for Initial Drill out of the entire company. Our Drill Instructors were livid, however when they took us to afternoon chow, they made everyone get ice cream. Our SDI said "Everyone better be filling your cups with icecream..." - I've never been more scared to get an ass-whooping in my entire life. It was all about psychology.

    • @michaellocke7861
      @michaellocke7861 7 років тому +425

      i remember one guy ate ice cream in basic and we all had to work it off for him

    • @lordlurk7968
      @lordlurk7968 7 років тому +145

      My platoon during Basic was lucky enough to make our Drill Sergeants not wan't to grind us into dust after our P.T. tests halfway through, and allowed anyone in the platoon to eat ice-cream for one meal, albeit one SMALL scooping they did themselves from the soft serving machine.
      The other platoon's Drill Sergeants freaked the fuck out and did a witch hunt in our platoon to find out who actually ate any of the ice-cream. There's always the one snitch so the 4 of us, including myself, who actually did eat it (It tasted very bland and watery but it was very cold and felt great eating at the end of a hot day), and they wrote all of our names down.
      P.S. Nothing happened, our 1st Sergeant found it an acceptable reward for improvement. Our platoon was mostly women so most of the scores were pretty bad at the start, but they made a really quick turn around in my opinion.

    • @MezaJ-ud2qr
      @MezaJ-ud2qr 7 років тому

      dumbass

    • @yellfont8791
      @yellfont8791 7 років тому +112

      i remeber kid failed his P.T. Test called hisself getting cake in the chow hall. ALL OUR ASSES GOT SMOKED. Ft. Lost in the woods.

  • @thelegendaryt-rex4763
    @thelegendaryt-rex4763 4 роки тому +97

    *2020s:*
    Senior Drill Sergeant: Alright new Instructor, just keep the tone at an easy level. You don't wanna make them freak out or cry

    • @kedirabdu6913
      @kedirabdu6913 3 роки тому +2

      Dont breathe too heavy next to them or your gonna get court martialed and get fired

  • @saltwatertaffybag
    @saltwatertaffybag 2 роки тому +58

    My Step Dad was in The Marine Corps 84-92. He swears up and down that some "gangster" recruit got sideways with a killhat and they dragged him in the back of the mess hall and WORE. HIS. ASS. OUT. He said the entire platoon sat there in horror, shoving food into their traps while all they heard was screaming coming out of the mess kitchen. Homeboy came walking out with his uniform torn up, knots on his head, and a bloody nose. Not another peep out of that recruit through the rest of basic and AIT. Step Dad told me it was "a highly precise and controlled beating. They could have ripped his arms off and shoved his face in the deep fryer, wrote it up as a "training accident" but they just wanted to give him a little spankin' to remind the boy who was in charge"

    • @trumfit
      @trumfit Рік тому +11

      And that, kids, is how you create war criminals.

    • @Powerduo88
      @Powerduo88 Рік тому +12

      Not necessarily. I'm sure he learned his lesson. You can't gome in with that street mentality. You are going to get yourself or fellow soldiers killed in a combat situation.

    • @Durbyspecial
      @Durbyspecial 10 місяців тому

      extra judicial justice is how you create a street mentality lmao. Disgusting behavior by those responsible@@Powerduo88

    • @elchucabagra
      @elchucabagra 9 місяців тому

      And what the fuck were marines doing from 84-92 where they needed to do that to VOLUNTEERS? Killing Panamanians?

    • @dex2591
      @dex2591 9 місяців тому +3

      @@trumfit 🤣Right. I suppose you think they should be understanding and talk to him about his feelings. 🤣

  • @laurentiucosmindumbravicea7394
    @laurentiucosmindumbravicea7394 7 років тому +929

    "The only thing you're going to hug is this fucking landscape! NOW PUSH! PUSH" XD

    • @cosmo4698
      @cosmo4698 6 років тому

      Laurentiu Cosmin Dumbravicean Glorious.

    • @montraybrown9008
      @montraybrown9008 6 років тому

      Laurentiu Cosmin Dumbravicean lol

  • @manuelgchapajr4472
    @manuelgchapajr4472 5 років тому +3382

    I joined the Army in 1973 and retired in 2001 Not the same Army when I left!!!

    • @61dodgelancer
      @61dodgelancer 5 років тому +184

      Manuel, how did the Army change from 1973 - 2001? I'm interested in what you experienced. I joined the Air Force in 1965 and got out in 1969.

    • @roberthoyer3835
      @roberthoyer3835 5 років тому +168

      Fewer drugs when you got out?

    • @crunch9876
      @crunch9876 5 років тому +26

      How did it change?

    • @The_Saxon_of_Riverstone
      @The_Saxon_of_Riverstone 5 років тому +7

      Totally agree!

    • @1zbossz
      @1zbossz 5 років тому +80

      I was going to make a joke but then since you were actually in it and felt the difference I decided to delve into thought and figure out why you might feel that way, here are my thoughts.
      Im thinking, that its because two generations before you were born the people from that time fought through WW1 and might've fought again at WW2 and have lived through the Korean War, many who have lived through all those were probably still alive at the time of your enlistment. The generation before you have fought in WW2 + Korea, and probably had there fathers fight through the First and Second. you were probably really young when WW2 happened or didn't exist, but the higher ups and personnel did some who hand fought at WW2 and maybe both. On top of that they had also witnessed the power of nukes first hand.
      The country had just endured two back to back wars that has left nothing but devastation and death of over *100 Million people !* countless countries were destroyed, cities were literally wiped of the map. The personnel from your your generation have lived through insane times. Then Korea and straight after. Now Vietnam, is when you enlisted, is happening and on top of that you're having a different country is threatening to literally wipe yours of the map (the Cold War). Nukes were only recently used and everyone is on edge and nobody was going to be afraid of using them. Shit was *extremely* serious back then.
      Now at the time of your retirement most countries have developed nukes and that has removed its threat because no one would dare to use them, using them would cause your own country to be wiped out because they got some too. The imminent threat has disappeared, the threat of great wars has disappeared. Things aren't as immediate and fast anymore, also the generation that was left at the time of your retirement have only experienced Vietnam. Yet, I wouldn't underestimate an army that is still at conflict, this video is an extreme exaggeration, because in the end experience trumps everything and those have experienced it wouldn't let shit like that slide.
      Damn, I wrote an essay, I'm not even American lol.

  • @jojop9609
    @jojop9609 3 роки тому +40

    Did this guy say: Your eyes called me the n-word?
    I fkin died

  • @vladdracul7810
    @vladdracul7810 4 роки тому +34

    One of the best MEN I have ever met was a retired NAVY Chief that left the military because he saw this coming. RIP Chief "Chuck" you are missed.

  • @htvlogs80
    @htvlogs80 4 роки тому +1504

    “I want a stress card, LAMINATED!” 😂🤣

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 роки тому +10

      What is a stress card?

    • @htvlogs80
      @htvlogs80 4 роки тому +34

      Matthias Thulman A free pass from being yelled at by the DSGT.

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 роки тому +51

      @@htvlogs80 wow... I thought things were getting too lenient in 2008, but that is incredible.
      I saw a black female private have a full meltdown and call the Drill a N word, she was telling them to shut the F up and all that. They just told her to calm down and let her go sit down for the rest of the day.
      She still graduated.
      That stress card thing is crazy though

    • @wtf1231122
      @wtf1231122 4 роки тому +1

      @@matthiasthulman4058 I went through in 09 and I never saw one, but I heard it was for the POGs, like IT and Supply

    • @matthiasthulman4058
      @matthiasthulman4058 4 роки тому +16

      @@wtf1231122 between the stress card and the Sharp training, I think the military is getting just a bit too soft

  • @skullcandy3935
    @skullcandy3935 5 років тому +347

    1st one : drill from hell
    2nd one: drill from helllll
    3rd one: how every recruiter says basic will be

    • @tshred666
      @tshred666 5 років тому +10

      To quote Tyler the creator “sooo, that was a fucking lie.” I had basic in Great Lakes, Illinois back in 2014, and all my recruiters said they were gentle in boot camp. Far from the truth. But shit it was still easy even if it sucked ass. What really sucked ass was the fleet

    • @amityexe8326
      @amityexe8326 5 років тому +1

      Eh just remember what the draft man said

    • @kokujin._8480
      @kokujin._8480 5 років тому +1

      I ship out in july and my basic is in great lakes

  • @fwnick
    @fwnick 3 роки тому +29

    2:26 "Don't apologize, you just broke my damn arm."

  • @ideal88
    @ideal88 2 роки тому +11

    1996 was spot on. I was waiting for him to say “grab some real estate private”. Hilarious. Keep up the good work

  • @hell5565
    @hell5565 5 років тому +3576

    went to basic in 2018 and can confirm stress cards are not real, drill sergeants didn’t care for anyone’s feelings, ran us into the dirt the whole time.

    • @PIKL_Creep
      @PIKL_Creep 5 років тому +497

      Oh thank God. I was worried because I heard people saying stuff like that and I was afraid the military was going to become a bunch of snowflake pussies.

    • @erinkennedy8017
      @erinkennedy8017 5 років тому +210

      Same I went in 2017 we were lucky if drill even mentioned us getting to use are phones, we were less than dirt until we finished our last ruck lol

    • @CoryBlissitte
      @CoryBlissitte 5 років тому +202

      That stress card thing is so played out. I heard that bullshit back in 98 when I was in Basic. And then of course we heard about "Candyland" where they don't get smoked, and they get the whole day Sunday off, and So-And-So unit has it so much easier and crap. They go to great lengths to craft a unified training environment (for the Infantry) so that everyone has a fairly shared experience. Stress card BS is just a fairy tale that Privates tell each other to make themselves feel better because they are surviving the "tough" Basic when in reality Basic is not all that tough (strenuous perhaps, but not that tough).

    • @dellstudio10
      @dellstudio10 5 років тому +63

      Whew, that's the best news I've heard in a long time. I can now sleep peacefully at night.

    • @joshuaspencer1346
      @joshuaspencer1346 5 років тому +9

      Good.

  • @trainknut
    @trainknut 6 років тому +7356

    1944 - Fought the Germans
    1952 - Fought the Koreans
    1968 - Fought the Vietnamese
    1998 - Fought the Iraqis
    2008 - Fought the Afghans
    2018 - Fought the urge not to cry

    • @kajamatousek247
      @kajamatousek247 5 років тому +467

      Since when does urge not to cry have any oil so we have to fight it

    • @rc8698
      @rc8698 5 років тому +70

      your tears of misery power me through my day......now start pushing soldier until i get tired.....soldier: But your not doing anything. SNCO: Exactly! Now PUSH.

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 5 років тому +37

      you forgot Italy, UK, Spain, Mexico, Phillipines, and the USA

    • @Rainwen1die
      @Rainwen1die 5 років тому +16

      @@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 Those were a long time ago man(UK, Mexico, civil war, and Spain) idk about the Philippines and Italy

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 5 років тому +19

      @@Rainwen1die I just included every war, and the Phillipines is what started the Spanish American war. Italy was at war with the US during ww2 because it was part of the axis powers

  • @ranchurdhimster4955
    @ranchurdhimster4955 3 роки тому +31

    0:45 hardest I've laughed in a while.

  • @stephencox96.9kcum4
    @stephencox96.9kcum4 3 роки тому +105

    2066: Drill Sergeant shall only talk in quiet voices, be there to counsel recruits, not yell at them, or make them do any strenuous activity. The service is also opened up to all people, including the disabled, elderly, etc to not leave anyone out. Every soldier also gets a silver star for getting deployed.

    • @Idunno_fry
      @Idunno_fry 3 роки тому +5

      haha finally a new comment that isn't shit

    • @godisgood2349
      @godisgood2349 3 роки тому +3

      This actually is NOW. They’re not allowed to curse or even POINT at a private with ONE finger. They have to use 4 because 1 is demeaning and that was 18 yrs ago!!!

  • @darrenbay5059
    @darrenbay5059 4 роки тому +2255

    "Your eyes said im the n word" 🤣🤣

    • @ahadkirk1928
      @ahadkirk1928 4 роки тому +34

      drill Sgt gets heart attack

    • @RealShrigmaMale
      @RealShrigmaMale 4 роки тому +28

      “My army now.”

    • @Redmenace96
      @Redmenace96 4 роки тому +36

      HS teacher here. I had a meeting with a parent and principal present because a student said I, 'looked at her funny'.
      Not sexual, just 'funny'. Quit the school at the end of the year. Principal was an idiot.

    • @jdc6142
      @jdc6142 4 роки тому +16

      Redmenace96 im sorry for what the world has become on behalf of the teenage generation

    • @OutdoorHunter360
      @OutdoorHunter360 4 роки тому +4

      LIBERALISM!!!

  • @williammcguinn807
    @williammcguinn807 7 років тому +137

    When he slapped that cigarette out of his hand in 1996, I lost it LMAO

    • @empreme
      @empreme 7 років тому +19

      "..what the hell?!" LOL

    • @Garciabomb33
      @Garciabomb33 7 років тому +2

      William Mcguinn Same

  • @Blood_Rose89
    @Blood_Rose89 3 роки тому +15

    I went through in 2016 and my DS apologized to a girl who he made cry. This was so accurate

  • @88yellowjacket
    @88yellowjacket 4 роки тому +11

    You can hug this landscape...

  • @tvela595
    @tvela595 6 років тому +1086

    YOU CAN HUG THIS LANDSCAPE. PUSH!

    • @CroatZg
      @CroatZg 5 років тому +2

      Fucking lol

    • @tebelel7150
      @tebelel7150 5 років тому +1

      😂🤣 I was weak

    • @H-Factor1
      @H-Factor1 5 років тому +1

      Best one by far

    • @DayZeroGaming
      @DayZeroGaming 5 років тому

      You can hug the SHARP paperwork

  • @ifyoudontlikeamericayoucan9040
    @ifyoudontlikeamericayoucan9040 5 років тому +1352

    It’s all fun and games until a war kicks off

    • @jay01kc76
      @jay01kc76 5 років тому +48

      Leftist ways bring a down fall

    • @benjatambour3153
      @benjatambour3153 5 років тому +23

      The amount of nuclear-weapons countries have access to nowadays are much greater than before, greater than the amount during the Cold War. Therefore I’m unsure if infantry combat will be such a threat, more of like the actual threatening between countries.

    • @CreativeZachGaminglebestvids
      @CreativeZachGaminglebestvids 5 років тому +37

      Big B the enemies wouldn’t jump to nukes, because of mutually assured destruction

    • @NL-tq1yr
      @NL-tq1yr 5 років тому +2

      Last time I checked you were losing since 1954

    • @benjatambour3153
      @benjatambour3153 5 років тому

      Creative_Zach Gaming unsure

  • @jimservu
    @jimservu 3 роки тому +7

    I graduated from Benning in May of 2019. My Troop had gone from 162 to 75, and even then, there was a guy who ND’d into another guy’s back who was pushed through. Apparently, we were told it was because our Troop had “Exceeded the number of enlisted it could discharge or recycle.”

  • @inalienablerights
    @inalienablerights 4 роки тому +51

    Joined in January of 01. Went to Afghanistan. January of 2019 my son turned 18 and deployed later that year to Afghanistan. Can we say needless war!

    • @rayankarakani
      @rayankarakani 3 роки тому +5

      @J P Lot's of educated people are in the military. They're called officers.

    • @lelindharris3115
      @lelindharris3115 3 роки тому

      Nah

    • @joshuamaxwell8376
      @joshuamaxwell8376 3 роки тому

      I joined the Marine Corps in 04, I rejoined with the Armyin 2017. I wanted to go back to Afghanistan. However I got to my unit and realized this unit would have a casualty rate that matched the entire length of the war combined. So when I went to Korea and then Europe I was fine with that, my duty station was Fort Hood. That should rate you a combat medal just being stationed there.

  • @jacknakash2677
    @jacknakash2677 6 років тому +2163

    The 2017 Private didn't ask when/why he hasn't been "promoted" already. Lol

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 6 років тому +5

      +Bel Marduk Okay he/she then. Happy?!

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 6 років тому +1

      +Bel Marduk Ha! Ha! Yeah....no! Yawn.

    • @BLaymon060
      @BLaymon060 6 років тому +1

      Which latrine do I use DS

    • @jacknakash2677
      @jacknakash2677 6 років тому

      +Brandon “Super Patriotic Fan” Laymon Ha! Ha! It's latrine tho. Lol

    • @BLaymon060
      @BLaymon060 6 років тому

      Jack Nakash haha I changed it I've been out for a bit

  • @Brikzilla
    @Brikzilla 5 років тому +3343

    This how marines view the other branches bootcamp

    • @xtremeruler69
      @xtremeruler69 5 років тому +41

      Got that right

    • @kevin8383
      @kevin8383 5 років тому +381

      And all the branches view the marines as window licking, crayon eating retards. So it’s about even I guess.

    • @javcar24
      @javcar24 5 років тому +540

      @@kevin8383 STFU, you talk all this shit because you've never had the 36 crayon pack. It is mind changing.

    • @corbinh6972
      @corbinh6972 5 років тому +22

      Kevin Vickery lol go say that to a raider

    • @kingbeast777
      @kingbeast777 5 років тому +61

      My dad's an Army vet, I'm told to respect All military personnel even though they act tough and some are douchebags. For the ones who served in this comment thread I thank You for your service, Not for your attitude You cough out towards people. Respect is earned when respect Is given because you served and I salute you, I came across a marine Who Told ME off By saying if they served Because he was wearing a Shirt In support of marines, he said OF COURSE he served went on to call me a F**king Faggot was very rude towards me and got up in my face. Anywho how would I know if he's in the Marines or not? maybe he's wearing that Shirt for a family member who's serving his Or her country I did not know, people do that you Know. All I got was a freaking disrespectful Marine who bad mouthed me while people watched on in disbelief, I even walked up to him and still thanked him for his service and said have a good day, even though I was about to lose it And Would Have broke My fist over his head but I kept my cool under pressure. I'm sure he was just stressed so I brushed it off. But To all Who served I thank you for your service and Even if someone calls me weak or Stupid for posting this comment I will say Lighten up No harm done here just my experience and Don't Mistake Kindness For weakness. Much love keep the peace here, My dad that took part in operation Paul Bunyan And also Served his country is still alive today But with a colostomy bag On his stomach He's about to get surgery on July 1st to remove it he had Myasthenia Gravis that went through his system and Ate at his intestine and muscles all because Back then in the army he was exposed to mustard Gas from training. He told me son I seen some Crazy stuff in my life seen many of my friends pass away and Seen military buddies go away I've seen so much that it will make your head spin He had marine friends that made fun of him but He did not shy away from making fun of them too. At the end of the day He said We all Served our country Greatly and We all Bleed red on the inside He sees no other military branches He sees Friends, Buddies And tough soldiers I said Dad as I hugged him That was Great and I thank you for you service, as I embraced him. He's a fighter And I thank God I have him, and thank God I'm a Army brat that was Taught right.

  • @rshizzzle
    @rshizzzle Рік тому +1

    That was awesome and probably more accurate than we would’ve liked. But thankfully you had good humor about it.

  • @exquisitedelusion3925
    @exquisitedelusion3925 3 роки тому +3

    Our drill sergeant showed us this in BCT back in 2017 and we all laughed but now: No more shark attacks, no passing APFT or ACFT tests to graduate until 2022; rifle marksmanship, land navigation and grenade throwing are not graded. It’s crazy

  • @jayblackburn3553
    @jayblackburn3553 7 років тому +394

    "I'm fresh off a mother f*ckers ass, now what are you gonna do?" 😂

    • @justintovar8390
      @justintovar8390 7 років тому +45

      Jay Blackburn and I'm feeling home sick😂😂😂

    • @brentkirkland3597
      @brentkirkland3597 7 років тому +8

      Jay Blackburn c'mon 1 push up you're not raping a turtle.

    • @Cass-ul7zf
      @Cass-ul7zf 2 місяці тому

      That is literally not even close to what he said. You and 394 people are absolute smoothbrainss

  • @aaronnelson7702
    @aaronnelson7702 7 років тому +5126

    Laminated stress card.. Lol

    • @mrpumperknuckles1631
      @mrpumperknuckles1631 6 років тому +32

      Aaron Nelson wtf is a stress card?

    • @AbiiSlays
      @AbiiSlays 6 років тому +256

      If you're feeling stressed from a drill sergeant, you show them it and they back off so you can be relieved of stress. Don't worry, that shit doesn't exist.

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 6 років тому +51

      Stress cards are fake bull shit.

    • @tjfjt
      @tjfjt 6 років тому +4

      Ah didn't see you say they font exist xD

    • @nicksmith6629
      @nicksmith6629 6 років тому +28

      SweetAmerifags - oh, I can assure you they exist. As well as a suicide card, i dont know if that is if you are worried about you or your "buddy" they pair you with, it was called an ACE intervention card. I served in the corps., sister inbthe army, so just google it if youre curious. Yes, they are real, I dont think they call them stress cards though, and they get 3.

  • @jonanderson6532
    @jonanderson6532 4 роки тому +2

    Yusha this stuff is spot on. Keep up the good work.

  • @jeffreymcgowan8187
    @jeffreymcgowan8187 2 роки тому +2

    I was in basic on Parris Island in 1986......this is hilarious!!!

  • @wcharliewilson7004
    @wcharliewilson7004 5 років тому +1514

    Prvt: "Yes sir..."
    Sgt: "Yes sir? that's SERGEANT... PRIVATE! Don't you ever call me sir again.. I WORK FOR A LIVIN'"
    I was there, Ft. Ord, 1973

    • @myron162
      @myron162 5 років тому +23

      I heard the same thing in 1981.

    • @jerryhutcheson3468
      @jerryhutcheson3468 5 років тому +9

      Dad was a marine in the 80's and we was just telling me of this yesterday.

    • @Username-117
      @Username-117 5 років тому +9

      That’s funny cause my dad said the same thing to a couple of privates walking on the grass when they weren’t supposed to be

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 5 років тому +14

      I once called my Chief, E7, Captain, O6, at RTC. Told me he had never been promoted by a recruit before. Also, "petty chief? Oh I will show you a petty chief! HYDRATE!" was a common one.

    • @warbunny13203
      @warbunny13203 5 років тому +5

      @@Cowboycomando54 that's nothing, i promoted a lt and demoted a capt....witnessed by a ssgt🤣🤣😞😞😞😞🇺🇸🦅🇺🇸

  • @cabnis
    @cabnis 5 років тому +218

    Join back in 2010 and basic was hell of fun. I remember on the 16k on my way back i was the last one, feet full of blisters and the DS kept taunting me, running circles around me. When it was all set and done in graduation he told me he was doing that to keep me distracted from the pain, cuz if i had gotten on the truck i would of failed and had to do it with a different class next week. DS always have it tough.

    • @inalienablerights
      @inalienablerights 4 роки тому +3

      16k. Shit in 2001 we did a 25k ftx. They are weaker!

    • @cabnis
      @cabnis 4 роки тому +1

      @@inalienablerights yes an I'm sure u only slept one hour and the DS beat the shit outta u. Congrats on those extra 9k u did w(°o°)w

    • @inalienablerights
      @inalienablerights 4 роки тому +1

      @@cabnis Nah, it is illegal for them to touch the soldiers.

    • @sarahrojas9945
      @sarahrojas9945 Рік тому +5

      Yeah that was a good drill Sgt. For me I went in 2000. I had such a hard time running. Looking back, I had all theses thoughts how I cant run, I'm not going to pass. Not a good mind set. So on my last pt test my drill sgt ran with me yelling at me the whole time. Stay with me. Do not stop. Stay right next to me. She was pacing me and I passed. 😊

    • @cabnis
      @cabnis Рік тому +2

      @sarahrojas9945 yup good drill instructors would never quit on you just as long as you dont quit on them.

  • @alvyalvarez9749
    @alvyalvarez9749 4 роки тому +14

    Sad thing is, there are still trainies that can’t make it through

    • @alex-cj9mb
      @alex-cj9mb 4 роки тому +1

      thats a good thing. the less liabilities the better

  • @matthewspawn5916
    @matthewspawn5916 Рік тому +1

    I just finished basic at Fort Leonard Wood Missouri and I literally cant argue with this. Basic was nothing like what I’d expected

  • @roughnecks1114
    @roughnecks1114 7 років тому +289

    ROFL! As a DS at Ft. Jackson, watching this almost made me cry, this video is unfortunately accurate and amazingly Hilarious

    • @Mortablunt
      @Mortablunt 7 років тому

      They can't be fucking serious. My militia trained harder!

    • @cainbynum3006
      @cainbynum3006 7 років тому +1

      Really? If you don't mind, could I message you over Ft. Jackson, if possible?

    • @roughnecks1114
      @roughnecks1114 7 років тому +1

      Cain Bynum I'm back home; reserve DS. Still would've probably told you no unless you gave me good reason.

    • @uplusion23
      @uplusion23 7 років тому +15

      Rough Necks Just got outta basic there two weeks ago. It really is true. I felt bad for the DS. They're forced to tiptoe around everything because of regs.

    • @meaganhiller3029
      @meaganhiller3029 7 років тому +4

      My guy just dehatted after three years. Bye Felicia!! Lmao!!! Absolute shitshow

  • @josephdykes1820
    @josephdykes1820 6 років тому +807

    1984: you're gonna do push-ups till I get tired (they never get tired). You can have as much as you want to eat, but you only have 5 minutes. Now eat!!!!!! Use the big spoon!!!! Chew it now, swallow it later!!!!! Just a few memories from old tank Hill in Fort Jackson SC

    • @EverydayKitten
      @EverydayKitten 5 років тому +3

      when i smoke the kids for being ugly to one another, i say that same thing... "yall are gonna be pushing til I get tired!" hahaha

    • @coleman3585
      @coleman3585 5 років тому +2

      Kitten Pop no

    • @camerondupriest7007
      @camerondupriest7007 5 років тому +6

      got out of basic a few months ago and it’s still the same way hahah

    • @EverydayKitten
      @EverydayKitten 5 років тому +2

      good to know! haha!

    • @binkl2844
      @binkl2844 5 років тому +1

      Joseph Dykes that's how it was for me a few weeks ago, now I'm in ait

  • @pgfnj0279
    @pgfnj0279 Рік тому +5

    I went to basic training in 1997, and I must say, 1996 was spot on.....there were a few privates that tried to pull that garbage with the drill sergeants of that time and the recruits got put in their places real quick LOL

  • @anthonywalker5038
    @anthonywalker5038 3 роки тому +2

    "I'm fresh off muthafuckas ass and I'm getting home sick"....I'm dead. 😭

  • @TheSlayer.
    @TheSlayer. 7 років тому +94

    That drill sgt is immortal

  • @USARMYvietnamVET1969
    @USARMYvietnamVET1969 5 років тому +263

    Back in the 60's Basic was a life changing event for many a young recruit, they taught you to walk into the jaws of death and come out with the jaw bone.

    • @brentwilliams5915
      @brentwilliams5915 5 років тому +3

      USARMYvietnamVET1969 much respect for you sir

    • @glennbrymer4065
      @glennbrymer4065 5 років тому +10

      Or they killed you trying!
      BCT-1969, Ft. Bliss Texas. June, July and August. My drill Sgts. were very Hardcore and just a little crazy.
      It was very rough training. Lots of men fell out and quit.
      The only reason other then God for me being alive today is because my Drill pushed me beyond the limits of my mind.
      I was not going to Quit! It was hard brutal training. It gave me an edge. It pushed me to my limits and then showed me that I had MORE in me!
      Thank you Drill Sargents, I am alive today because you made me hard.

    • @trantrongtuyen6691
      @trantrongtuyen6691 5 років тому +4

      From Vietnam, thank you for your Service.

    • @ajj9649
      @ajj9649 5 років тому +2

      That was deep
      I need some life changing shit like that

    • @dogwoodhillbilly
      @dogwoodhillbilly 5 років тому +2

      Yup, the military ain't the same no more.

  • @thomaszehring583
    @thomaszehring583 3 роки тому +26

    It’s so sad that this is really becoming more and more accurate...

  • @MrMojoNuts
    @MrMojoNuts 3 роки тому +2

    I enlisted in 95 and this shit has me rollin. Good job!! Keep it up! So funny.

  • @Vandal_Hawk63
    @Vandal_Hawk63 5 років тому +4801

    Letting cadets have a say is like letting inmates run an asylum.

    • @kyoukoumarleau7633
      @kyoukoumarleau7633 4 роки тому +95

      Justin Oliver either way the point stands we’re letting clueless individuals tell us how to live our lives and how to get shit done

    • @converge3111
      @converge3111 4 роки тому +50

      Kyoukou Marleau Sadly, most of the masses are clueless due to tunnel visioning media like CNN and Fox News. I pray their will be a point in time where people fact check what they see and research their ideals along with a more observatory life style with external analyzation prioritized over internal feelings.

    • @williampan29
      @williampan29 4 роки тому +14

      @Dan Becker You bet your ass they have the right to take those guns away when they are the ones that are shot at

    • @lmeekedl9729
      @lmeekedl9729 4 роки тому +31

      @@williampan29 they gonna take the guns away from then people defending themselves? Dont make no sense because criminals get their gun illegally.

    • @williampan29
      @williampan29 4 роки тому +5

      @@lmeekedl9729 no they gonna take guns away from those who say they are defending themselves or their family but when they get depressed they shoot themselves or their family, instead.

  • @anthonyr1171
    @anthonyr1171 7 років тому +519

    Currently a soldier stationed in S. Korea this shits worse than you think ..

    • @styles21tony
      @styles21tony 7 років тому +1

      what is?

    • @Reavermyst
      @Reavermyst 7 років тому +3

      The DIs and RDCs lol... It's pretty exagerated.

    • @djbenzo
      @djbenzo 7 років тому +25

      Oh God Korea. That's a whole other Army right there. No discipline.

    • @TexasBestGamer
      @TexasBestGamer 7 років тому +14

      im currently station in korea. I came here straight out of AIT. I hate it because i got a shitty Unit

    • @djbenzo
      @djbenzo 7 років тому +1

      *****
      where you at? 2nd ID?

  • @hpurey
    @hpurey 2 роки тому +6

    Summer 1996 was when I went through Army basic training. Too funny, I remember dudes crying just like this when two seconds before they thought they were tuff shit. LOL Looking back I miss it.

  • @gabeortizz7006
    @gabeortizz7006 3 роки тому +9

    When he asked for that hug I felt that

  • @hectorgarza4772
    @hectorgarza4772 4 роки тому +443

    "I want ice cream!"
    "I only wanna run once a week!"
    🤣

  • @ReformedSooner24
    @ReformedSooner24 6 років тому +1718

    “My army now!” XD

  • @Tyler2Wheel
    @Tyler2Wheel 4 роки тому +3

    Went to Parris Island 2004 MCRD, drill instructors were monsters 😂🇺🇸 we have 3 and then a senior DI.

  • @DUBMANS
    @DUBMANS Рік тому

    This is a prefect example on pe back in the early days, the 90s to 2000s, and now a days.

  • @nuclearmusic77
    @nuclearmusic77 4 роки тому +616

    “Don’t apologize. You just broke my damn arm!”

  • @lucky_striker1239
    @lucky_striker1239 6 років тому +6760

    just joined the corps. all I need now is a wife that cheats on me and a box of 64 colored crayons and a brand new 2017 mustang on a 36% interest rate.
    Hey gents this is me 2 years later. Just gonna let y’all know appreciate the likes!
    Well I’m now back again 3 years later. No never payed the car off. Just got 3 years of alcoholism and a hatred for Japanese drivers. I EAS tomorrow. Seems surreal to think this is the end. I’m switching to the army but I guess it’s been a fun go. Always Marines, have a Dan Daly day and Semper Fidelis Marines.

    • @vaporrising4409
      @vaporrising4409 6 років тому +80

      LUCKY_striker123 cheese and rice 😬😬

    • @malachi9821
      @malachi9821 6 років тому +671

      Traded my old lady in not too long ago. My wallet has never stopped thanking me.

    • @Sk83r_Boi1
      @Sk83r_Boi1 6 років тому +19

      😂

    • @alexmatos2896
      @alexmatos2896 6 років тому +620

      Don't forget about two kids and one on the way, although you haven't been home in the last couple of months!

    • @Dan3333333335
      @Dan3333333335 6 років тому +65

      10/10, great comment

  • @AirForceKrissy
    @AirForceKrissy 6 місяців тому

    Lmao broo I’m watching this as I’m going to basic training tomorrow! This was comedy cold 😂

  • @kman-mi7su
    @kman-mi7su 3 роки тому +3

    I went thru in 1987 and I guess I can closer relate to the 1966 version as many drills had been the guys who went thru in 1966 thru 75 and in fact some where Vietnam vets like the Senior drill Sgt of my company and two of my drills, one in basic and the other in AIT.

  • @jjwhite6860
    @jjwhite6860 6 років тому +507

    In basic training I was nicknamed Matilda. One day I was offered a piece of cake, I wanted to take the cake. I did not take the cake as I knew of the consequences that would most certainly follow. Because I refused the cake it was now disrespectful to the fucking prick DS who had offered it. I chose and ate this cake as it were my last meal as this was a no go situation. The entire platoon watched me eat this piece which turned into a full cake. Thus leading to skull drags in the barracks until I shit myself. I haven't eaten cake in 7 years.

    • @snowleopard8986
      @snowleopard8986 6 років тому +1

      JJ White lol

    • @nicholas19karr
      @nicholas19karr 6 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @masiyh
      @masiyh 6 років тому +38

      LMFAO I guarantee that's a true story...

    • @dougtaylor9386
      @dougtaylor9386 6 років тому +39

      And they called you Matilda for that lmao that’s the funniest shit I heard this week

    • @lvwrx
      @lvwrx Рік тому +1

      Brucy would be more fitting

  • @ChristianStout
    @ChristianStout 5 років тому +1258

    Air Force, 2015: Someone hurt their rotator cuff, so we're not allowed to make you do push-ups anymore.

    • @greensheep9973
      @greensheep9973 5 років тому +103

      We did push ups. But not if our rotator cuff is hurt. Then we get a waiver till we heal. I thought it was stupid.
      Pussies ruined the military for us.

    • @creamychoclatelobsterwarri979
      @creamychoclatelobsterwarri979 5 років тому +9

      They’ll make you do it with one arm

    • @greensheep9973
      @greensheep9973 5 років тому +6

      @@creamychoclatelobsterwarri979 But it isn't masturbation. That wouldn't work. Unless you've had a lot of practice. 😏

    • @theflyingace9638
      @theflyingace9638 5 років тому +22

      Lol shit in boot camp for the Marines I got spit on hit I didn't cry I took it as making me tougher n stronger. Guess we are the last of the old school

    • @BTTheMontanaKing
      @BTTheMontanaKing 5 років тому +7

      Shit i hurt my rotor cuff and they wont even let in join cuz i could legally press charges against them its bullshit

  • @Mcsnoman92
    @Mcsnoman92 7 місяців тому +1

    Graduated 2019, hated every bit of BCT, but glad I went through it. Just show up!!!

  • @charlesphillips1928
    @charlesphillips1928 9 місяців тому

    Amen, amen!!!! Love it and that is the truth!!! Basic and AIT Fort Benning, GA 1982 👍🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸

  • @robertspencer5132
    @robertspencer5132 5 років тому +1033

    Let's see what happens in 2036!
    "The more you sweat in peace, the less you bleed in war"

    • @robertspencer5132
      @robertspencer5132 5 років тому +15

      @Real life Terminator
      Yup. In wartime all the ground will be white like Custer's Last Stand; the Indians kept coming and coming and coming...😉

    • @keith3297
      @keith3297 5 років тому +21

      The American flag is going to be rainbow...lmfao

    • @bobbyray911
      @bobbyray911 5 років тому +9

      @@keith3297 oh god no.

    • @zooflebean
      @zooflebean 5 років тому +2

      @@bobbyray911 rainbows are awesome

    • @wilhelmheinzerling5341
      @wilhelmheinzerling5341 5 років тому

      Robots ;)

  • @bzinny
    @bzinny 5 років тому +545

    "I want a stress card, laminated " 🤣🤣😭

    • @richardwade511
      @richardwade511 4 роки тому +7

      Stress cards are real????

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 4 роки тому +13

      @Cobina Lee no they are not.....why do people believe that?

    • @phoenixburns79
      @phoenixburns79 4 роки тому +1

      @Cobina Lee ok, I thought you were talking about the lie that everyone got one going through basic military training. (I just graduated from Air Force BMT last Thursday.)
      Edit:Actually it does seem like they were never officially issued to any branch. ://www.google.com/url?sa=i&source=web&cd=&ved=2ahUKEwiY54DC_YbkAhUQPq0KHVLOBAkQzPwBegQIARAC&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.wearethemighty.com%2Farticles%2Ftruth-behind-basic-training-stress-cards&psig=AOvVaw1YH1dL2RVWJBc-ujGCYpw3&ust=1566030809250786

    • @zeroturn7091
      @zeroturn7091 4 роки тому

      Issa Ace of Spades

    • @hunterferguson2773
      @hunterferguson2773 4 роки тому +4

      Bryan Zin anyone that pulls the stress card move is a pussy

  • @Mez861
    @Mez861 Рік тому

    These videos are great!

  • @j-manjr8127
    @j-manjr8127 4 роки тому +202

    I lost it at "hug the landscape."

  • @bigmixx
    @bigmixx 7 років тому +225

    Why are there 5 dislikes on this video? Know what, don't even worry about it........

    • @Haydendr01
      @Haydendr01 7 років тому +9

      5 people liked this video so much that they flipped their screen upside down to like it again

    • @LongClawzHidden
      @LongClawzHidden 7 років тому +22

      HUUUUUUUUUUUU!

    • @itsgabbieagain
      @itsgabbieagain 7 років тому

      +Slicknicktheruler1 RBLX FACE!

    • @williamfleishman3750
      @williamfleishman3750 7 років тому +11

      The five dislikes probably come from NCOs who have to deal with the 2016 brand of BS everyday )))

    • @QueenOfPrinciple
      @QueenOfPrinciple 7 років тому +3

      bigmixx PUSH

  • @Deimos_the_Autist
    @Deimos_the_Autist 3 роки тому +1

    I graduated basic in may of this year and my drill sgts were 13F MP and Infantry. And they genuinely cared about how we were as a platoon but fucked us up for anything. This stress card never heard of it and not saying it was super hard but i wish they would have it revert back to the old ways from how my drills described it in comparison

  • @gforceforever
    @gforceforever 4 роки тому +2

    As a rainbow in '96, I was the tallest of the herd, so I was in front. A big sergeant got us laughing, and then he snapped back into drill sergeant mode. He yelled in my face so hard that his spit landed inside my bottom lip. I didn't smile again until after I graduated.

  • @live4marilyn
    @live4marilyn 7 років тому +83

    1996 DS: "Hug you? Hell no! We have a strict "Don't ask, don't tell" policy!!

  • @gageisbell4338
    @gageisbell4338 7 років тому +272

    If my Drill Sargent doesn't rip me a new, then I'm scared for WW3

    • @lkvideos7181
      @lkvideos7181 6 років тому +4

      exactly.

    • @brandoncharbonneau9901
      @brandoncharbonneau9901 6 років тому +9

      Gage Edwards How have so many people passed up and ignored the fact that you just typed "my drill SARGENT" I'd be scared if a Drill SERGEANT let you through the doors.

    • @kingatlanofatlantis3075
      @kingatlanofatlantis3075 6 років тому

      Brandon Charbonneau a Drill Instructor?

    • @brandoncharbonneau9901
      @brandoncharbonneau9901 6 років тому

      Iron Lord Saladin I don't know what your asking?

    • @vvvnokk8309
      @vvvnokk8309 6 років тому

      Iron Lord Saladin for the Marine Corps

  • @pwprochazka
    @pwprochazka 3 роки тому +9

    "I want a stress card. Laminated". hahahahahaha

  • @E.AllTheAbove
    @E.AllTheAbove 4 роки тому +1

    Lmfao, that ending killed me, when the trainee started doing "The Laugh". 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maidenlord6663
    @maidenlord6663 6 років тому +2752

    Boy ain't this the truth

    • @radien239
      @radien239 6 років тому +37

      Maidenlord 666 not really. I was in BCT 2015 and we had our phones taken away for the whole time. It is limitations on how much you can be smoked but they weren’t always followed

    • @DirtCheapFU
      @DirtCheapFU 5 років тому +33

      I remember, '06, going from active to reserves for 9mo back to active(MOST BORING TIME IN THE MILITARY) and I just came back to a what the fuck is going on?-experience. When I touched down in Ft Gordon... Is that beard in uniform. Is that 2 TRADOC soldiers, not pregnant, wearing a preggo uniforms while walking and talking on their cellphones. That one, he's walking alone! Where's his battle buddy.
      "We dont have enough NCO slots. So we're going to send across the field to 63ESB."
      "ESB"?
      Expeditionary Signal Battalion".
      "The fuck is a Expeditionary Signal Battalion"?
      2weeks later. 3 wisdom pulled and sweating in a 120degrees of dry heat.
      "Welcome to Kuwait. Next stop, Iraq".
      [Well played. Well fucking played].
      story of my FML tattoo.

    • @averywellsand888
      @averywellsand888 5 років тому +1

      Lil_Tex the 8 count push up the single leg push up and the push up are all different exercises

    • @bowhunter65ful
      @bowhunter65ful 5 років тому +13

      Really? We were smoked continuously in '91. There were no limits, unless you call the Drill Sergeant getting bored with it, a limitation.

    • @sethgoldbach8124
      @sethgoldbach8124 5 років тому

      No it's not the truth

  • @needsmoreboosters4264
    @needsmoreboosters4264 6 років тому +363

    "You just broke my arm!"

  • @Mm-br8vp
    @Mm-br8vp 3 роки тому

    Keep up the great work bro your videos are so funny

  • @1real_one
    @1real_one 3 роки тому

    I respect the hell out of all our military keep doing your thing my guy.

  • @user-tz5uq2bt1s
    @user-tz5uq2bt1s 7 років тому +290

    I remember one time my RDC put out a bunch of cupcakes on the table in the middle of our berthing area. Said for everyone to help themselves. No one took one. No one. Too obvious a trap.

    • @scrubboinotorious4096
      @scrubboinotorious4096 6 років тому +6

      Jagioh Blackflag ayy navy man I went to rtc last month what’s your rate?

    • @bille5960
      @bille5960 6 років тому +11

      Error 404 *Gameplay not found.* you went to RTC last month and now you’re out? Lol did you get separated?

    • @peris_arts_film9699
      @peris_arts_film9699 6 років тому

      Funny all I’m seeing Are a bunch of seamen nah JK guys respect o7

    • @CraigBShaw
      @CraigBShaw 6 років тому +4

      Ha ha...It was like this at RTC in 1995 when I was in boot camp, dudes came in trying to be hard and ended up crying...I would imagine Boot Camp has gotten more "friendly" now...

    • @beltfed4624
      @beltfed4624 6 років тому +6

      Jagioh Blackflag - *As a rule, if anything seemed nice, it was a trap, and they just hoped you were dumb enough to go frosting deep in one of those evil wrapped lumps of pure devious temptation. "Sir, no sir, those cupcakes were not allocated to me, of my free will, at the appropriot time of nutrient intact at the chow hall!"* 😂😂😂