@@naydsoe27 I read a story about a DS dressed up as a shaman and danced during PT in the mess hall. Kept them going while he danced and sang for rain to appear. The condensation built up on the ceiling and it starts "raining" the DS nodded and left. DS literally made it rain.
LOL! My roomate got smoked for having size13 feet. Drill said he was responsible for the Army's budget deficit because it spent too much money buying boot leather for his big feet! LOL!
Shout out to the Army! While in Marine Boot Camp, we got smoked because one of the Recruits Mom sent him cookies. Enough for everyone to have 2, and there was 60 people in our platoon. We had to get murdered until he ate every last one. And when he threw up, we got smoked because he "disrespected his Mama's cooking." True story...
My brother told me a story from basic that had me dying. Apparently a spider was walking across the barracks floor and ds killed it then proceeded to smoke them because the spider didn't have his battle buddy.
@@Kojak0 Or...Just maybe... he felt it necessary to smoke him and didn't care about a real reason. You can't hear fucking blinking regardless of how hungover you are
Got smoked because my parents sent me a letter and said “love you” at the end. The DS told me that my parents were lying and proceeded to smoke me for that too, saying “the army supports stupid, but not liars”
OMG that is so sad and funny at the same time. When my son was in Marine bootcamp he told me before he went not to send anything and begged my family at Christmas not to send ANYTHING. The only thing he asked me to send was a planner/calendar and a pen. He even told me the dimensions the planner should be. Smh Once he finished training and was stationed for his MOS I tried to give him a lamp for his room and he said he wanted it but respectfully declined saying that it would be another thing he has to dust.
I got smoked once for telling my DS my dad left the picture when I was small he proceeds to tell me just push till he comes back lol it took everything in me not to laugh the whole time lol
That's one thing I'm shocked I never got smoked over I've got a bit of a unibrow and fully expected it cuz I'd heard stories of people getting smoked for it
Was told to do push ups by one drill, who then walked away from me. I kept pushing. Another drill came by, "Why the fuck are you doing push-ups? We don't PT you enough? Is that it!? OVER HEAD ARM CLAPS" Then that drill walked away First drill came back "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STOP PUSHING?! GET ON YOUR FACE!" Repeat for an hour. Found out at graduation they only did it to see if I would try to explain. I never did. The only words in my vocabulary during basic was "Yes Drill Sergent".
we had a female in our unit that was so weak she was always falling out during PT, and failing the Push-Ups in her AFPT. So one day she got called into the DS Office for "Counseling" and to get some personal one-on-one instruction in doing push-ups (getting Smoked!) the DS got called away to handle some issue on the other side of the barracks and was distracted for over a hour-and-a-half! When he came back she was still pushing, barely. She was sooooo tired and weak she could hardly move. I guess he felt so bad about it he gave her a day or 2 to recover. End Result, she passed her final AFPT!
Heard this one story about a guy who accidentally called his female drill sergeant "Sir" She got the whole platoon lined up and had the guy at the very end, going up to every man's face and yelling "DO I LOOK LIKE A SIR TO YOU?!" and each one replying "NO, DRILL SERGEANT!" she got to the end where the guy called her "sir" and she said "DO I LIKE LIKE A SIR TO YOU?!" and he said "NO, SIR!"
because men INHERENTLY know women do NOT belong in the freaking army! God designed them to bear, breast-feed, and raise CHILDREN as help-mates to men and Genesis 3:16 says that a woman's desire to be like her husband is the CURSE of her disobedience to God! That is a reflection of *_perverse_* psychology of the woman... not the man.
I remember my whole platoon got smoked because not enough of us went to church, our Drill Sergeants just said, "Privates, Y'all need Jesus..." and then proceeded to smoke us.
that makes no sense. basic training was the only time up to that point in my life I wanted to go to church and I went. so did 90% of the platoon. their was cookies and juice
LikeANub Let me clarify. We were trying to pull a fast one on the drill sergeant. I had the fire watch guy get all of up a bit early so we could be ready when the drill sergeant came to get us up. So, he walks into the barracks and we run out and get into formation before he could start yelling.
My platoon got smoked because a guy was dancing, while we were getting smoked they had him dancing in the hot sun. To make it worse for us, they made us yell bounce that ass battle while he was dancing.
We got smoked for being honor platoon at the end of the cycle. Right after 1SG told us we won, at the end of the little ceremony, we were smoked for like an hour at like 1900 because senior drill sergeant thought "y'all were too close to not winning." And had our PG file us into the pit. We were so pumped we didn't care. Everyone sounded off loud, and at the end of getting smoked half to death, senior drill said she was proud of us, and let us go up to the bay. Good times. I genuinely miss that brotherhood.
One day while standing in formation outside, one drill instructor saw a cockroach and started smoking the cockroach and got few other drill instructors to smoke it too. Platoon lost bearing and thus got smoked for breaking bearing.
Got smoked once for calling a DS “soldier” (was day 1 of basic). Then got smoked cause someone got busted fapping in the Latrine. The DS said “So private (insert name) decided to take a mission solo without his battle buddy”
@@robertwilson8184 we all got out manly function restored once we all quit eating those fucking disgusting powdered eggs. I swear the rumors were true, it was a drive killer wilfully placed during the first few weeks. Once I quit eating that garbage it was like a reset button was hit lol
I swear our drill never slept. He was always somewhere. I woke up in the middle of the night to see this dude low crawling under people's rack breathing heavy as hell. He was a literal monster under the bed. I swear his eyes were glowing red. I only got to look once but I swear it was a dream. He got up and laughed and left the room. Scariest night of my life.
We got smoked on a Sunday evening b/c nearly all the female recruits had cornrowed hair earlier that day. (The women in our platoon were EASILY about 60% black. A handful of Latinas, a sprinkle of white girls and one Asian corporal.) Our senior DS nearly had an aneurysm! "I see 1st platoon had time to have a hair braiding party, but your barracks still look like shit!!!" So after that, the non-black girls got smoked AGAIN for "looking like idiots". Then the black girls got smoked AGAIN for "making them look like idiots." That's equality, y'all.
@@simtalkayak that's the command you give to a group before you put them in the front leaning rest (push-ups). Gives everyone enough space to get down without being ontop of someone.
When we were in formation, someone in my formation sneezed, my Drill Sergeant asked who it was and nobody said a thing, then the female Drill Sergeant from 1st platoon, yelled “THEY SAID FUCK YOU DRILL SERGEANT” and we most definitely got smoked.
That Hooded Gamer Just know whenever someone gives the command to turn 45 degrees to the center, there’s a 95% chance your platoon is about to get smoked 😂
One Drill Sergeant smoked us for hours one night while in the field because we could not yell loud enough to make the trees move. Then that bastard followed us to Airborne school as a Black Hat.
A fellow soldier was pulled out of formation at told to run to a telephone pole that was in the distance (about a mile away) when the soldier returned, the Drill Seargent asked: "What did that pole tell you?" The solder, panting heavily, said: "The pole said that I'm fucking up Drill Seargent!" To which the Drill Seargent replied, "Bullshit the pole didn't say anything!" Then smoked him.
I actually had a similar situation. DS asked 'what the pole say private?' Me, being the smartass I am, responded with, 'Poles can't talk Drill Sergeant.' Drill was like, 'But I sure as shit can, too easy. FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE'
My first formation... I laughed at my DS. He told me, calmly, to push. I said, ok but, I respectfully request the DS does push ups with me... SMH. He said ok boy, we gon push till I get tired. I've never barfed so much in my life.
1) laughed at the DS (you already done fucked up at this point) 2) Being a smartass to the DS by asking him to do PU’s with you (are you insane?) 3) Get destroyed by DS and he probably didnt even break a sweat. Dude, not sure if youre brave or stupid.
Joined the Army in 1986... no joke... our platoon got smoked (death by pushups) every morning during Basic Training in front of our Company area for about 30 minutes before we even got to the PT field just because that's how long it took our Senior DS to finish off his beloved coffee and cigarette. EVERY damn MORNING... This DS was truly addicted to coffee & cigarettes and could not operate until he had them.
people can laugh at the BCGs all they want. I used those things to get out of so much shit. In AIT, I always hit up the DFAC early. My DS had a feeling i was doing it but all i did was take off the BCGs and she never found me once.
We got smoked because another platoon was getting smoked.💀💀 Drill SGT: that looks fun doesn’t it 4th platoon? Us: NO DRILL SGT Drill SGT: Yea it does.....OPEN RANKS.....😂💀
Buddy got us smoked for having a big ass forehead. DS said "i can hear your thoughts from here private". We laughed for 2 hours straight and all in pain.
When I went through, during the shark attack, a DS yelled at some guy standing in front for letting his bag drop below his head. When the DS asked “What’s wrong, guy? Can’t carry your own gear?” A voice was heard in the back of the formation: “ I don’t know Drill Sargeeeeeent!” It was a male from Japan, whose last name was Guy. We had a Pvt Guy all basic.
Cleavatron my drill sergeant would say do you see my rank it’s clearly SSG so since you can’t get it right the push up by the numbers encadence excercise
The drill sergeant woke us up in the middle of the night to a smoke session because his wife was bitching about something to him. Funny part was he was another platoons drill sergeant lol I didn’t even know who he was
Our platoons started having a sound off contest one morning waiting to go to PT, DS came out and said we had too much energy and gave us a 20 min smokin, at the end he said 'hows that for a smokin' and someone in back yelled 'cant smoke a rock drill sgt!' which led to another hour of PT before we went to PT. Good times!
True story...95 was on Sand Hill waiting to go into the Church for a briefing, and was standing on a manhole cover. Drill Sgts Burke and Long came over, Burke says, "Why you standing on that manhole cover, Joe? Dont you know that the Ninja Turtles are down there? You believe in the Ninja Turtles. Joe?" I said, "No, Drill Sgt!" You know what came next...
I know this is an older video but when I was in basic, my drill sergeants quoted all of this. Since it came out when we were in basic, we had no idea. When we finally passed our qualifiers for basic, they showed us these videos and this brings back complete nostalgia.
You know what's crazy? As soon as I graduated one of the hardest DI's sought me out to congratulation me and shake my hand. Thought he hated my guts as often as he smoked my ass! Shout out to Staff Sargent Buzz!
Honestly from my experience it's the ones who smoke you for every little thing just to be a hard ass are the ones who care about you the most. I had a DS who just smoked the living hell out of me for whatever he could think of as much as he could but at the end of Basic he patted my shoulder and said "go do great things private".
That's facts. Had a female drill that smoked the dog piss outta me every single day, from shark attack to family day. Not via pushing, but by making me do hill runs and suicides everywhere I went. Turns out, on grad day, she came up, gave me a bro hug, and said, 'You better be able to outrun all them Taliban Timmy's out on the battlefield.' She found out that I was just BARELY able to pass my one mile assessment with an 8:59, and decided she'd run me to make me faster.
@@Billy82605 And highschool band with a ruthless band director. Had to duck walk in front of the whole football team in the gym. That shit was funny though I'm not gonna lie.
When I was in marine basic, my DI’s would make me chase airplanes for simply glancing in their direction as they flew by. They’d be like “You wanna look at it??? Well go catch it then!!!”
Ahhhhh gotta love the constant sound of freedom while you're stuck in MCRD San Diego. Seems like yesterday I had just stepped on those yellow foot prints. Now here I am getting ready to go to college for free.
It was time to shower and we thought the drill sergeant was gone and one of the boys thought it was funny to do the flossing dance naked in the barracks.... then the drilll sergeant came in..... yes we got smoked
Another platoon is getting smoked, and you try not to look.....then your eyes move. DS: I see Private Blue Falcon thinks that’s fun! Guess what 2nd platoon, we’re gonna oblige him! 2nd platoon! Half right........
My favorite was about 3 weeks into Basic when our platoon drill asked, 'is anyone tired? We've been going pretty hard and if you're tired, we need to know.' One dumb@ss raised his hand... I think we pushed the earth a foot further from the sun that day.
Shyt i remember THIS SAME SCENARIO cept we got smoked because NOBODY said anything, drill sergeant was like " ohhh you mfz too tough to speak up huh? on your fucking face!!!😭😭😭😭
Prince Rechebei those words are not as hated as nuclear blast position......... 6 o'clock. Nothing but assholes and elbows falling over each other. Good times, good times
One year late to the party. Battle bud fell asleep during recon school. DS woke everyone up, put us in squat position back to back and made us sing every chill song that came to mind while y battle bud was ordered to get his matress and pillow out and sleep while we sing for him. We sang until sun came up.
Drill sergeant once smoked my whole platoon for like an hour over the intercom in our barracks. Turns out he wasnt even there he just used an app on his phone to put us in the front leaning rest.
We often got smoked because DI's dog pissed him off that morning. Basic gets a lot easier when you figure out that they are going to smoke you regardless of if there is a reason or not. It's just another way to get your ready for the fitness test.
Same. My last name is, uh, a synonym for 'small', was expecting to get my ass ate for it. Only time I really did was when my TI said "Oh, I get it, [small] like your [small] attention to detail!?" when I fucked up a fold on the first day.
1:12 actually had something similar happen to my platoon. dude had a nasty shaving profile, drill sergeant called him nestle crunch for the rest of basic and smoked everyone for having to look at him.
I had to stay overnight as a battlebuddy for someone in Medhold dorms. That night someone filed an IG complaint because someone tied their shoe laces together. Got lit up by the entire chain and I wasn't even in there damn unit.
Actual smoking from a DS from my basic. "Pri't, why the hell are you mopping left to right instead of right to left? Alright, since no one wants to unfuck their battle, everyone do some flutter kicks."
SpraxIAKS You know how the first week is. They were looking for any reason to smoke you. Use their last name when referring to one of them, take too long shitting, footwear was too far back under your bunk, blink in formation during Retreat. Anything will get you fucked up.
+Sanic Hegehog yea.. that first week.. BRUUUUUUHHHH.. I remember some lockers THROWN back in that day.. hahaa.. oh man.. Doing THOUSANDS of reps of different excercises ... in cadence.. *Of Course*
jay b yea the vids bring so many flashback memories, I’m retired now but can’t help laughing watching these vids because you it’s the truth from your own personal experience......lol
I know right??? I love this, I just found it and cannot stop watching! Passed on to my Veteran family (every single one of us, sisters, their husbands, all vets! Dad. (Mom, too... cause she had to serve in Hitler army... if you know what I mean.. for girls)
We had a female in basic named PVT Pussey. And when we returned from BRM she smiled at something the Senior Drill said I started to a chuckle. Then the Senior Drill said "PVT Pussey, are you missing one of your buck assed teeth? And she replied "it got knocked up outta my head at the range Drill Sergeant" everyone busted out laughing...... 4 hr smoke session..... Totally worth the laughing the entire time
Man reading all these comments from our Veterans and soldiers I'm cracking up. Seriously, for everything you men and women have done that the world may never know. THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES. Even the lowest E-1 Pri can walk taller than us civilians !!!
I remember when my drill sergeant asked me if the scars on my face were from dodging a coat hanger for nine months. I still haven't recovered.
RIP
Holy SHIT, I'm stealing the Hell out of that one.
Matias 😂😂😂😂
Matias damn that’s just crazy funny. But that’s even crazier if it’s true
Matias , damn 🤭😆😆😆!!!
We got smoked once because this dude’s gf sent him a picture of her with blue hair. Our drill instructor told us he preferred green...
htown1283 lmaooooo
Lol
Brother?
LMFAO
htwon1283 drill sgt was right! HALF RIGHT! 😂🤪🥴
We got smoked once because it was raining and we couldn’t make the rain go away
😂😂😂 for real??
Damn lol
You idiot you know the damn song, sing it!
@@naydsoe27 I read a story about a DS dressed up as a shaman and danced during PT in the mess hall. Kept them going while he danced and sang for rain to appear. The condensation built up on the ceiling and it starts "raining" the DS nodded and left. DS literally made it rain.
@@scottwpilgrim Genius
I got smoked for getting smoked by another drill sergeant
"Why you gonna let another platoon's Drill Sergeant smoke you! Don't worry, I'll fix it."
@@shoezomaku HALF RIGHT!!
I had the same thing happen to me lol.
The classic move. They love that shit lmao
😂😂😂😂😂
got smoked for not snoring immediately aftet lights out. The next night, we got smoked again by a different DS for snoring after lights out.
You can't be serious!!
🤣🤣🤣
The Critic oh but he is!!! I wouldn’t doubt it at all.
But what if I don’t snore?
@@b.r.fowler785 shut up
LOL! My roomate got smoked for having size13 feet. Drill said he was responsible for the Army's budget deficit because it spent too much money buying boot leather for his big feet!
LOL!
Matthewseven13 lmaaoooo nooo 😂😂😂😂
Matthewseven13 -half right lol
Yo im fucking dying!!!
Matthewseven13 this comment got me in tears for real😂.
Matthewseven13
Lmao
Oh god
xD
Shout out to the Army! While in Marine Boot Camp, we got smoked because one of the Recruits Mom sent him cookies. Enough for everyone to have 2, and there was 60 people in our platoon. We had to get murdered until he ate every last one. And when he threw up, we got smoked because he "disrespected his Mama's cooking."
True story...
Eric Stoker
Oh god are you for reels!!
That's crazy
xD
Lol
wait wait? cause of cookies?
Respect to the Untied Status Marin Crops!
Eric Stoker damnnnn that's some serious somking
My brother told me a story from basic that had me dying. Apparently a spider was walking across the barracks floor and ds killed it then proceeded to smoke them because the spider didn't have his battle buddy.
Bruh
I’m crying
That sounds like something one of my drills would do
All these stories are killing me oh my god
Goddamn 😂
My dad got smoked for not sweeping the sunlight off the ground fast enough in the Marines.
Lmfao
Damn... that shit will get you every time.
Yup! I was mopping up rain and got smoked for missing a spot
Bruh
@@codyduncan6801 😂😂😂😂😂
my platoon got smokes because it was drill sergeants birthday...
Lmao
Same thing happened to me
Same
Oh man that's seargent that really knows how to party
@@jameswood2385 the best part is, chances are, it probably wasn't even his birthday
A friend of mine got smoked for “blinking too loud.”
Yes, for “BLINKING. TOO. LOUD.”
lol
I died omglul xD
Well, that's probably a problem in the field with sound discipline. Oh, and the drill sergeant was probably hungover and VERY sound sensitive...
@@Kojak0 Or...Just maybe... he felt it necessary to smoke him and didn't care about a real reason. You can't hear fucking blinking regardless of how hungover you are
Haven't laughed that hard in a while, thank you
That'll teach him how to blink properly, bet he won't blink loud anymore. Disrespectful fuck.
Got smoked because my parents sent me a letter and said “love you” at the end. The DS told me that my parents were lying and proceeded to smoke me for that too, saying “the army supports stupid, but not liars”
🤣🤣😭
OMG that is so sad and funny at the same time. When my son was in Marine bootcamp he told me before he went not to send anything and begged my family at Christmas not to send ANYTHING. The only thing he asked me to send was a planner/calendar and a pen. He even told me the dimensions the planner should be. Smh
Once he finished training and was stationed for his MOS I tried to give him a lamp for his room and he said he wanted it but respectfully declined saying that it would be another thing he has to dust.
Lmao
🥶🥶🥶😥😥☠️☠️
"Who taught you how to salute private?"
"You did drill sergeant."
"Mm mmmm, I didn't teach you that."
😂😂😂😂😂
LMAO
"But I'm going to teach you somethin' else though." Lol
This shit had me rollin.
What the the is wrong with your lip pri?
I got a cleft lip Drill Sergeant
A clep lip? Too easy.
tvac13 this shit has me DYING bro.
lmaoooo
Our platoon got smocked because drill sergeant said ( and I quote ) “we were too dumb to get into the Air Force”
Well you shouldve passed that asvab mi guy. Remember its 3rd grade questions lmao
Well, technically, he was correct...
Considering you not being able to spell smoked he was right
LMFAOOO
I'm dying laughing
Got smoked by drill sergeant for having a hard last name to pronounce.
What's your last name
MR.223rem this happened to my fiance too 😅
What the hell is your last name?
Had a kid name demetrikopolus. Everytime he said it they smoked him while he spelled it out loud.
MR.223rem that was a very common one, brought me flashbacks just reading it
I got smoked once for telling my DS my dad left the picture when I was small he proceeds to tell me just push till he comes back lol it took everything in me not to laugh the whole time lol
lmao that was funny and sad at the same time
Lmfaooo
How are they so funny I don’t get it
That is so freaking funny, I would have gotten smoked just for laughing so hard
God I love these stories, drill sergeants and drill instructors sound hilarious
If he says "Don't worry about it.", worry about it.
You're damn right.
My platoon loved it though.
Too easy 😂
_Really_ worry about it.
leah hugie 😂😂
So fucking true and too easy has NEVER been too easy
We got smoked once for a guy in ranks having a unibrow. Drill sergeant: army regulations is two eyebrows not one!!
HAHAHAHA xD
That's one thing I'm shocked I never got smoked over I've got a bit of a unibrow and fully expected it cuz I'd heard stories of people getting smoked for it
Lmfao
Classic!
🤣🤣🥲
Was told to do push ups by one drill, who then walked away from me. I kept pushing.
Another drill came by, "Why the fuck are you doing push-ups? We don't PT you enough? Is that it!? OVER HEAD ARM CLAPS"
Then that drill walked away
First drill came back "WHO THE FUCK TOLD YOU TO STOP PUSHING?! GET ON YOUR FACE!"
Repeat for an hour.
Found out at graduation they only did it to see if I would try to explain. I never did. The only words in my vocabulary during basic was "Yes Drill Sergent".
hybredmoon damn i know you was pissed lol
we had a female in our unit that was so weak she was always falling out during PT, and failing the Push-Ups in her AFPT. So one day she got called into the DS Office for "Counseling" and to get some personal one-on-one instruction in doing push-ups (getting Smoked!) the DS got called away to handle some issue on the other side of the barracks and was distracted for over a hour-and-a-half!
When he came back she was still pushing, barely. She was sooooo tired and weak she could hardly move. I guess he felt so bad about it he gave her a day or 2 to recover.
End Result, she passed her final AFPT!
Not lots oc ppl can do push ups for 90 minutes not even in sports so I call it bull shit
thats such bullshit. but look at you white knight so encouraging to the ladies!
hybredmoon Damn that's a good one!
Heard this one story about a guy who accidentally called his female drill sergeant "Sir"
She got the whole platoon lined up and had the guy at the very end, going up to every man's face and yelling "DO I LOOK LIKE A SIR TO YOU?!" and each one replying "NO, DRILL SERGEANT!"
she got to the end where the guy called her "sir" and she said "DO I LIKE LIKE A SIR TO YOU?!" and he said "NO, SIR!"
Lmfao!!!
Legend has it that he's still getting smoked to this day.
loooooooooooooooooooooooooool fuck mate. We had to mop the sea current on the beach with a broom in the Netherlands.
because men INHERENTLY know women do NOT belong in the freaking army! God designed them to bear, breast-feed, and raise CHILDREN as help-mates to men and Genesis 3:16 says that a woman's desire to be like her husband is the CURSE of her disobedience to God! That is a reflection of *_perverse_* psychology of the woman... not the man.
@@shade9272 ignorant? how many men you know that breast feed babies?
I remember my whole platoon got smoked because not enough of us went to church, our Drill Sergeants just said, "Privates, Y'all need Jesus..." and then proceeded to smoke us.
1234 mou1se4 IM DEADDD
Can't help but say amen 😂👏
that makes no sense. basic training was the only time up to that point in my life I wanted to go to church and I went. so did 90% of the platoon. their was cookies and juice
One of the biggest pieces of advice I give people enlisting is...go to service even if you aren't religious
@@why33-00 facts, i always went to the jewish service because after they had bagels outside. That was at fort benning
My platoon got smoked for being on time for PT. Yes, for being on time.
we did as well, 8 count pushup for 10 minutes before pt.
15 minutes early is on time and on time is late.
Lol
LikeANub Let me clarify. We were trying to pull a fast one on the drill sergeant. I had the fire watch guy get all of up a bit early so we could be ready when the drill sergeant came to get us up. So, he walks into the barracks and we run out and get into formation before he could start yelling.
Brian Stuart that means you were late
My platoon got smoked because a guy was dancing, while we were getting smoked they had him dancing in the hot sun. To make it worse for us, they made us yell bounce that ass battle while he was dancing.
Anthony Walker 😂😂😂😂
LMAO
LMAOOO.......to funny.
💀💀💀
LMAOOOOOO
We got smoked for being honor platoon at the end of the cycle. Right after 1SG told us we won, at the end of the little ceremony, we were smoked for like an hour at like 1900 because senior drill sergeant thought "y'all were too close to not winning." And had our PG file us into the pit.
We were so pumped we didn't care. Everyone sounded off loud, and at the end of getting smoked half to death, senior drill said she was proud of us, and let us go up to the bay.
Good times. I genuinely miss that brotherhood.
Absolutely
Happen to my daughter 2 months ago. Almost same exact story. I'm like "you got smoked for winning". She said "yup, but we were proud"
SDS Brown dropped us for that same thing. We won honor platoon and he dropped us while we still had our Class A's on.
But yall won tho😂😂
ROTFL. Too close to not winning. Same happen to my kid. They won but she got smoked because the last platoon lost.
One day while standing in formation outside, one drill instructor saw a cockroach and started smoking the cockroach and got few other drill instructors to smoke it too. Platoon lost bearing and thus got smoked for breaking bearing.
How did they smoke a cockroach?
@@magoswes3588 drill sergeants can do anything
@@tjfrye11 A Drill Sergeant can yell at the Sun to do pushups. . . and somehow be able to make the sun do it.
It's a trick to make the platoon fuck up so he could smoke them.
Damn set up.
My DS used to tell us "privates you can eat anything you want in the DFAC, but you will give me those calories back" 😂😂
my drill would always say "calories in are calories out, privates. don't worry about it, eat your num num cakes." lol
Jeremy Ds gollasch
LAMFO 😂💀
“Calories in... Calories out
And then if we didn’t get the fatty cakes we got smoked because we were scared of getting smoked.
Got smoked once for calling a DS “soldier” (was day 1 of basic). Then got smoked cause someone got busted fapping in the Latrine. The DS said “So private (insert name) decided to take a mission solo without his battle buddy”
Yknow what man at this point I get why he did it but damn he couldnt hide it or something
Should've been in a stall or in his bunk like everyone else lol
Cantaloupeme _ I never even once got a hard on at Recruit Training and don’t know a single man who did.
@@robertwilson8184 we all got out manly function restored once we all quit eating those fucking disgusting powdered eggs. I swear the rumors were true, it was a drive killer wilfully placed during the first few weeks. Once I quit eating that garbage it was like a reset button was hit lol
@@LSp8 Same during Holiday Block all of a sudden I could go hard but when we came back absolutely nothing it was the Gatorade I tell you
I swear our drill never slept. He was always somewhere. I woke up in the middle of the night to see this dude low crawling under people's rack breathing heavy as hell. He was a literal monster under the bed. I swear his eyes were glowing red. I only got to look once but I swear it was a dream. He got up and laughed and left the room. Scariest night of my life.
One time we got smoked because someone in formation looked "too pretty" for PT, never forget that day.
Jesus Lopez Damn, that’s hilarious.
We got smoked on a Sunday evening b/c nearly all the female recruits had cornrowed hair earlier that day. (The women in our platoon were EASILY about 60% black. A handful of Latinas, a sprinkle of white girls and one Asian corporal.) Our senior DS nearly had an aneurysm! "I see 1st platoon had time to have a hair braiding party, but your barracks still look like shit!!!" So after that, the non-black girls got smoked AGAIN for "looking like idiots". Then the black girls got smoked AGAIN for "making them look like idiots." That's equality, y'all.
"I didn't teach you that. But, I'll teach you something else. Half-right!!!" 😂😂😂
Here’s the problem with that one. It’s interesting, but they shouldn’t move if they are saluting, unless the Army does things differently.
That shit was funny as fuck
My favorite one lmao
... why is he saying half right? (No military experience)
@@simtalkayak that's the command you give to a group before you put them in the front leaning rest (push-ups). Gives everyone enough space to get down without being ontop of someone.
every time drill would say "Dont even worry bout it." i did. i worried.
Always be worried.
You are only human
🤣🤣🤣😂😂😂😂
Yep. Game over then
Mine was" trainee, check this out"
When we were in formation, someone in my formation sneezed, my Drill Sergeant asked who it was and nobody said a thing, then the female Drill Sergeant from 1st platoon, yelled “THEY SAID FUCK YOU DRILL SERGEANT” and we most definitely got smoked.
"Don't even worry, I'll fix it.”
"Too easy.”
🤣🤣🤣
C'mon man always gettin us in trouble *long sigh*
It's to easy privates its literally the easiest thing
"I got sum for ya stomach"
"What u got Sarge?"
HALF RIGHT! 😭
What happens when drill says half right? I felt like i was missing the joke
@@arielmorales4370 They half to make a 45 degree angle turn to the right (half right face) just before they go into push-up position.
That Hooded Gamer Just know whenever someone gives the command to turn 45 degrees to the center, there’s a 95% chance your platoon is about to get smoked 😂
WeBe Flexin lmao!!!
WeBe Flexin OFF TOP!! Lol. Eventually it became second nature
My DS made some female run around the defac yelling "I have the worst hair since 1775!".
Savage af
Lol😂😂😂
Dam
"You're so ugly, you could be a Modern Art Masterpiece!" Legendary line.
One Drill Sergeant smoked us for hours one night while in the field because we could not yell loud enough to make the trees move. Then that bastard followed us to Airborne school as a Black Hat.
make the trees move pri
😂😂😂😂😂 im dead
dude what the fuck?
make the trees move?
and than you where followed. .God damm. .
haha bro
Claymore you know what, dont even worry about it
A fellow soldier was pulled out of formation at told to run to a telephone pole that was in the distance (about a mile away) when the soldier returned, the Drill Seargent asked: "What did that pole tell you?" The solder, panting heavily, said: "The pole said that I'm fucking up Drill Seargent!" To which the Drill Seargent replied, "Bullshit the pole didn't say anything!" Then smoked him.
Game is rigged in favor of the plaintiff, lol you'll never win lol
I probably would have said some shit like "That I'm about to get my ass smoked, DS!"
I actually had a similar situation. DS asked 'what the pole say private?' Me, being the smartass I am, responded with, 'Poles can't talk Drill Sergeant.'
Drill was like, 'But I sure as shit can, too easy. FRONT LEANING REST POSITION, MOVE'
Bruh you won!!!🍻🏆
@@Gkitchens1 NEVER!!! 😂😂
My first formation... I laughed at my DS. He told me, calmly, to push. I said, ok but, I respectfully request the DS does push ups with me... SMH. He said ok boy, we gon push till I get tired. I've never barfed so much in my life.
AMERICA FIRST The calm DS comments are the scariest. That's when you know you're a dead man.
Mighta fucked up
You dumbass.
1) laughed at the DS (you already done fucked up at this point)
2) Being a smartass to the DS by asking him to do PU’s with you (are you insane?)
3) Get destroyed by DS and he probably didnt even break a sweat.
Dude, not sure if youre brave or stupid.
why not both?
Joined the Army in 1986... no joke... our platoon got smoked (death by pushups) every morning during Basic Training in front of our Company area for about 30 minutes before we even got to the PT field just because that's how long it took our Senior DS to finish off his beloved coffee and cigarette.
EVERY damn MORNING...
This DS was truly addicted to coffee & cigarettes and could not operate until he had them.
"Imma teach ya somethin' else though..."
half right
FACE!!!!
rcairforceone: HALF RIGHT--
Shit I had it bad.. I remember we got smoked for getting smoked
BTF_Jaytee petty
Dang!
Had that happen a few times, lol
Lmaooo
😂😂😂😂😂
DS smoked us because he didn't recognize me without my glasses on.
Bruh the pain of using contacts the one time.
You got to use contacts in basic training?
You could of pulled a EO since it fits right under Disabilities(someone in my platoon did that and it worked somehow)
@@lightingthief4482 you definitely went to basic in 2021 lmao 🤣🤣🤣🤣
people can laugh at the BCGs all they want. I used those things to get out of so much shit. In AIT, I always hit up the DFAC early. My DS had a feeling i was doing it but all i did was take off the BCGs and she never found me once.
Got smoked for getting smoked. Senior ds said he pissed at us for getting smoked so much all day. So he smoked us for getting smoked
Damn. 🤣🤣
Lol shit that an all lose situation 🤣 😂
Instructor asked a guy from my squad
"how many push ups can you do?
I don't know!
WRONG! You will do ALL of them !" 😂😂😂
But he didn’t say what all of them was 😂😂😂
☠️☠️☠️😢😢lol
@@darielgods_servant5398 🥶🥶☠️☠️☠️
Is there a right answer that won't result in getting smoked?
@@tood6459the mind of a drill sergeant is fine tuned to make perfectly sure there are no right answers
We got smoked because another platoon was getting smoked.💀💀
Drill SGT: that looks fun doesn’t it 4th platoon?
Us: NO DRILL SGT
Drill SGT: Yea it does.....OPEN RANKS.....😂💀
LOOLLOOL
Yoooo this too true. Red phase is cancer
LMFAO
😂
Who needs open ranks, When they can just half right you, and drop you into some other guys butt?
"bro he's just reachin now" lol
1st To Be human
Honestly this had me laughing
Shit is real life. Sometimes they would be. Lmao just because they were having a bad day, or 1sgt was on their ass.
Buddy got us smoked for having a big ass forehead. DS said "i can hear your thoughts from here private". We laughed for 2 hours straight and all in pain.
When I went through, during the shark attack, a DS yelled at some guy standing in front for letting his bag drop below his head. When the DS asked “What’s wrong, guy? Can’t carry your own gear?” A voice was heard in the back of the formation: “ I don’t know Drill Sargeeeeeent!”
It was a male from Japan, whose last name was Guy. We had a Pvt Guy all basic.
But did he open all 8 gates?
@@lexchapa3495 I see what you did there
HALF RIGHT!
We had a PVT Guy too, but she was a female. She fell out of every ruck and failed every physical event.
Same here. There’s always that 1 PVT named Guy.
Any of y’all had a DS that would refer to the males as “guy”?
"TOO EASY, HALF-RIGHT"
Don't even worry about it... we'll fix that. "Half-Right, (incoherent grunt)"
i dont understand , Wat happens after they face half right?
push ups
"Half right face" "front leaning rest position(push up position)" and then he counts off
Cnf 60 four or eight count of course
I like how you added the whispers of pissed of privates in formation before a smoking.
!!!!!!! VERY AUTHENTIC
Every single time man hah
Drill sergeant called me ‘salsa’ when my last name is Salah. I got smoked for not responding coz I though it was someone else
😆😆😆😆😆
Similar experience, ds had me low crawling. which normally i dont mind but he had me dragging my face through sandy gravel.
“Oh so we making comments now.......... HALF RIGHT!”
:::worries::::🤣🤣🤣
damn y'all fucked it up for us
'He be messing it up for everybody man.."
😂😂😂
First day of basic, we got dropped because the DS said that we were "a plot from the Russians."
Oh shit. I'M DEAD!!! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I’m crying over here....lmaooooo
Very underrated comment
Based DS
🤣🤣🤣🤣😭
A drill Sgt. smoked me as soon as I got off the bus for basic training because I was smiling. "Half right, face!!!"
Thanks for the heads up, brother.
Great, now i have to hold back when i arrive to bt
Oh lord yes
Put those teeth on safe trainee
But how? Did he tell you to drop?
“Dont worry, I got you” Them words hurt the most.
Facts😥😥
Our Drill Sergeant once smoked us in the rain because he was going on leave the following day.
Awe, just once more for the memories😌❤
Everyone: just go
One guy was told to mop up the rain
Omg😭😭😭
These are how DS say goodbye ❤
We got smoked because someone in formation yelled "Yes Sir" while the drill sergeant was talking.
Alfonso Reyna DO I LOOK LIKE A GODDAMN SIR TO YOU
@@Cleavatr0n Yes Sir!!! Lol
Cleavatron my drill sergeant would say do you see my rank it’s clearly SSG so since you can’t get it right the push up by the numbers encadence excercise
Remind me of a certain sergent in Fallout 2 😨
@@jeanmichel8919 Sgt Donovan is a MAN he works for a living
The drill sergeant woke us up in the middle of the night to a smoke session because his wife was bitching about something to him. Funny part was he was another platoons drill sergeant lol I didn’t even know who he was
Lmaoooooooo!
Every phase up they woke us up and smoked us
You can't fix my marriage Private? HALF-RIGHT!
Got smoked cuz my legs were skinny and my kneecaps were big 😂
I had a female drill smoke me for being too tall. I’m 6’7 and she was 5’3. It was hilarious but she still made me iron mike. 😂
Iron?
Oh my goodness 6’7, no wonder you got smoked for your height.
6'7 I'd smoke you too XD
She liked you dawg
Jesus fucking Christ. WTF did your mom feed you as a kid?
Our platoons started having a sound off contest one morning waiting to go to PT, DS came out and said we had too much energy and gave us a 20 min smokin, at the end he said 'hows that for a smokin' and someone in back yelled 'cant smoke a rock drill sgt!' which led to another hour of PT before we went to PT. Good times!
luvr381 lol loved the Rock shit. especially when drills would imitate privates shit had me dying
can't smoke a rock? lmfao im dead
lmfao
That was me! Then I found out Drill was ACTUALLY SMOKING ROCKS!! CID got his ass shortly thereafter
HOOAH!
Oops lamo
"Naw, I didn't teach you that, imma teach you sumtin else tho. Half right HUUUHH"
got me dying over here
I wish I could go back in time and use that one. awesome line to open a smoke session
True story...95 was on Sand Hill waiting to go into the Church for a briefing, and was standing on a manhole cover. Drill Sgts Burke and Long came over, Burke says, "Why you standing on that manhole cover, Joe? Dont you know that the Ninja Turtles are down there? You believe in the Ninja Turtles. Joe?" I said, "No, Drill Sgt!"
You know what came next...
HALF RIGHT!!!
He gave you the day off?
YOU COMMUNIST HEATHEN! YOU MAKE ME WANT TO VOMIT!
Didn't matter how you answered that, it would've been the same result.
But, you already knew that.
in the marines it was called slayed instead of smoked. I remember we got slayed for being sleep at the time we were suppose too.
smoked for being sleep? lol
What's next? Smoked for breathing?
@@abdulbah2176 Drill Sergeant: You breathing too fucking loud Private! HALF RIGHT!
@@jasonreed2030 "Oh, you gonna breathe up all my air? You tryna kill me, Private!? HALF RIGHT...FACE!!!"
That's that Marine Corps grammar right there
I know this is an older video but when I was in basic, my drill sergeants quoted all of this. Since it came out when we were in basic, we had no idea. When we finally passed our qualifiers for basic, they showed us these videos and this brings back complete nostalgia.
And everyone hugged and clapped and there was an ice cream party. I was a gov contractor serving ice cream there.
My platoon got smoked because our drill Sargent wanted to show the drill Sargent of another platoon that we could do more pushuos
Did y'all?
Blandon Smith I’ve had that happen before 😂
I think someone from your platoon is in this comment section aswell lol
You know what's crazy? As soon as I graduated one of the hardest DI's sought me out to congratulation me and shake my hand. Thought he hated my guts as often as he smoked my ass! Shout out to Staff Sargent Buzz!
Honestly from my experience it's the ones who smoke you for every little thing just to be a hard ass are the ones who care about you the most.
I had a DS who just smoked the living hell out of me for whatever he could think of as much as he could but at the end of Basic he patted my shoulder and said "go do great things private".
That's facts. Had a female drill that smoked the dog piss outta me every single day, from shark attack to family day. Not via pushing, but by making me do hill runs and suicides everywhere I went. Turns out, on grad day, she came up, gave me a bro hug, and said, 'You better be able to outrun all them Taliban Timmy's out on the battlefield.' She found out that I was just BARELY able to pass my one mile assessment with an 8:59, and decided she'd run me to make me faster.
LMFAOOOOOOOO THE FAMOUS NECK TURNS AHAHA LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO 1:35
Stephan .G 100 Like
He gonna make us puusshhh
The sidebar conversations in the back is the best part. “Yo, suck it up man damn!” 😂
And true
The military: where individual punishment is a thing of the past ...
Trollface Killa play high school football
@@Billy82605 And highschool band with a ruthless band director. Had to duck walk in front of the whole football team in the gym. That shit was funny though I'm not gonna lie.
Or in wrestling..no individual punishments what so ever lol
Gabe O'Mara for real some wrestling coaches really act just like drill sergeants
No one said anything about collective punishment
When I was in marine basic, my DI’s would make me chase airplanes for simply glancing in their direction as they flew by. They’d be like “You wanna look at it??? Well go catch it then!!!”
😭😭😭😭😥😥 Half right ☠️
Ahhhhh gotta love the constant sound of freedom while you're stuck in MCRD San Diego. Seems like yesterday I had just stepped on those yellow foot prints. Now here I am getting ready to go to college for free.
It was time to shower and we thought the drill sergeant was gone and one of the boys thought it was funny to do the flossing dance naked in the barracks.... then the drilll sergeant came in..... yes we got smoked
I swear the only time someone crossed the line was right when a drill sergeant was walking in
Well deserved
Just imagining that is funny af
nigga wtf how old is that soilder lmao💀💀💀
@@jpeg.600x2 most likely 18-early 20s
Another platoon is getting smoked, and you try not to look.....then your eyes move.
DS: I see Private Blue Falcon thinks that’s fun! Guess what 2nd platoon, we’re gonna oblige him!
2nd platoon! Half right........
My favorite was about 3 weeks into Basic when our platoon drill asked, 'is anyone tired? We've been going pretty hard and if you're tired, we need to know.' One dumb@ss raised his hand... I think we pushed the earth a foot further from the sun that day.
Bruh I wish I could get in sobad
I am sure if none of you raised your hand, you'd have been smoked for not working hard enough. 😂🤣
Shyt i remember THIS SAME SCENARIO cept we got smoked because NOBODY said anything, drill sergeant was like " ohhh you mfz too tough to speak up huh? on your fucking face!!!😭😭😭😭
I remember getting smoked when our drill sergeant slipped and fell on his ass. And this was during the winter
Did you laugh and get smoked more? I would have. Getting smoked either way, might as well get one on him in the process.
We got smoked because they were testing the loud speakers on base. "Did I say for there to be a test?"
"No sir"
"SPRINT!"
"Too easy HALF RIGHT HOOOO!!!!"
Oh how I hated those words.
Prince Rechebei
those words are not as hated as nuclear blast position......... 6 o'clock. Nothing but assholes and elbows falling over each other. Good times, good times
Front leaning rest position move the horror hated those words
@@shadowskill-xf8tq damn I remember..
I wonder if Valve will ever release Half-Right 3.
Genieous
You know what, don't worry I got something for you.
@@chrisd2051 wait....
Half-Right: opposing force 2
Why is this not top comment
One year late to the party.
Battle bud fell asleep during recon school.
DS woke everyone up, put us in squat position back to back and made us sing every chill song that came to mind while y battle bud was ordered to get his matress and pillow out and sleep while we sing for him.
We sang until sun came up.
Drill sergeant once smoked my whole platoon for like an hour over the intercom in our barracks. Turns out he wasnt even there he just used an app on his phone to put us in the front leaning rest.
Modern technology smokes the platoon. LOL
Now that's fucking creative
Where was your basic? Had a DS do the same thing to our platoon.
Relaxin Jackson in 2018
one time my platoon got smoked for an hour because someone farted in formation😑
Leslie Flores YOO Im dead
We learned real quick how to control the sound....
That was me, I accidentally shit my pants
@@Anthony-ni1mm lmaooo
Had a Drill Instructor make a British kid drill around the parade deck because he couldn't stand his accent.
Travis VanAlst Was his name Smith?
Sadly if I was a DS I'd probably do the same.
We often got smoked because DI's dog pissed him off that morning. Basic gets a lot easier when you figure out that they are going to smoke you regardless of if there is a reason or not. It's just another way to get your ready for the fitness test.
I got smoked every day in phase 1 because of my last name. "Oh look, it's pvt Wright, nope it's more like pvt wrong, half right face, etc...
DI: huh, Wright?! I'm curious...they say 2 lefts don't make a right...but does it make a ANGRY Wright...
You: ...oh shit
DI: HALF RIGHT...
I ain't gonna dox myself, but I'm pretty sure they're gonna give me a ton of shit for my last name.
Same. My last name is, uh, a synonym for 'small', was expecting to get my ass ate for it. Only time I really did was when my TI said "Oh, I get it, [small] like your [small] attention to detail!?" when I fucked up a fold on the first day.
Hey my name is Wright
Nothing worse than a disappointed Drill Sergeant. The voices in the background are 100% accurate!
those are the battle buddies
"Half left, FACE..." is the reason I have trust issues. 😂😂😂
I can still hear my drill sergeant screaming "DON'T ANTICIPATE THE COMMAND!"
HAA SAME
Ikr lol
omg yes ma'am. YOUR OTHER RIGHT DUMBASS. YOU KNOW WHAT SINCE YOU DONT KNOW YOUR LEFT FROM YOUR RIGHT YOU GON LEARN TODAY!. HALF RIH HACE!
You know reading many of the comments I have to respect the creativity that the army has for smoking privates. Some of these are so creative.
Just imagine if he said "I heard somebodies eyeballs roll!"
*_"HALF RIGHT! HUNNNNGGGH!"_*
There was one Saturday our Drill Instructor came out of the office, looked around, had us toe the line and smoked us for 3 hours because he got bored.
one guy in our platoon got smoked for letting a bird land on the drill pad. he was being punished and told to keep birds from landing there.
We had to call at ease when a bird landed in our drill pad, and if it made a sound or squalked we got smoked
The mumbling under their breath was the funniest part!
“Bruh he just reaching now.” 😂😂
“I ain’t teach you that but ima teach you somethin else tho” the accuracy
🥶🥶🥶😥😥😥😭😭😭lol
We got smoked once for not being able to mop up the water on the drill pad...as it was raining
1:12 actually had something similar happen to my platoon. dude had a nasty shaving profile, drill sergeant called him nestle crunch for the rest of basic and smoked everyone for having to look at him.
I had to stay overnight as a battlebuddy for someone in Medhold dorms. That night someone filed an IG complaint because someone tied their shoe laces together. Got lit up by the entire chain and I wasn't even in there damn unit.
Actual smoking from a DS from my basic.
"Pri't, why the hell are you mopping left to right instead of right to left? Alright, since no one wants to unfuck their battle, everyone do some flutter kicks."
are you fucking serious?
SpraxIAKS You know how the first week is. They were looking for any reason to smoke you. Use their last name when referring to one of them, take too long shitting, footwear was too far back under your bunk, blink in formation during Retreat. Anything will get you fucked up.
+Sanic Hegehog yea.. that first week.. BRUUUUUUHHHH.. I remember some lockers THROWN back in that day.. hahaa.. oh man.. Doing THOUSANDS of reps of different excercises ... in cadence.. *Of Course*
Lmoconley Your locker could have been to the book and still get thrown because you forgot the dirt on the underside of it.
Sanic Hegehog
RIGHT!! Lmao.. tbh most likely it was. I was trying to NOT get my Sh.. thrown..
Being a veteran myself, I just can't stop laughing! Oh the flashbacks! LMAO at work
jay b yea the vids bring so many flashback memories, I’m retired now but can’t help laughing watching these vids because you it’s the truth from your own personal experience......lol
I know right??? I love this, I just found it and cannot stop watching! Passed on to my Veteran family (every single one of us, sisters, their husbands, all vets! Dad. (Mom, too... cause she had to serve in Hitler army... if you know what I mean.. for girls)
We had a female in basic named PVT Pussey. And when we returned from BRM she smiled at something the Senior Drill said I started to a chuckle. Then the Senior Drill said "PVT Pussey, are you missing one of your buck assed teeth? And she replied "it got knocked up outta my head at the range Drill Sergeant" everyone busted out laughing...... 4 hr smoke session..... Totally worth the laughing the entire time
A female named PVT Pussey? Wow.
@@darthzounds4889 poor girl probably got smoked left, right and center her whole career
That story really didn't go the direction I was expecting.
We had a Capt. Kunt. We called her ma'am.
Man reading all these comments from our Veterans and soldiers I'm cracking up. Seriously, for everything you men and women have done that the world may never know. THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES. Even the lowest E-1 Pri can walk taller than us civilians !!!