The Chaotic TikTok Sisters
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comment "imagine not having a mini blowtorch" if ur reading this
#kurtisconner
I KNOW SHE HAS FANGS IT'S WEIRD HAHAHA I talked about it originally but had to cut it out of the final video. but i'll probably do a part 2 so it's all good!!!!
Kurtis I thought those were natural thanks for this illumination
Yes pls do a part 2
start uploading 7 hour long videos, i dare you.
I can’t wait to hear you talk shit about those stupid fangs lol!!
But fr i think they're tryna appeal to children
“I could make this 3 hours long but I’m not going to do that to you”
Little did you know, that’s what we want.
Mollys unite!
I'm not a Molly but I wanna join the "We want a 3 hours long commentary on TikTok by Kurtis Conner" club
@@penelopepenna6809 yeah me too!
Hey I’m a Molly too
Molly McTigue it’s a “Molly’s of Kurtistown” meeting omg
This was a missed opportunity to mention how they literally speak like the Troom troom narrator.
💯💅
Annoying sister? iTs NoT a pRObLeM aNyMOrE!!
SO TRUE
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING HAHAH
I was thinking the same thing! I think that’s exactly what they’re going for, especially because of the prank parts.
They way they talk on tiktok sounds like they're trying to talk like the TroomTroom voiceover lady.
I said the same thing 👌🏻👌🏻
CharlieMemorial but they’re even worse
I t s n o t a p r o b l e m a n y m o r e
exactly my thought😂
plot twist- they are the ones who actually voiceover
I love how there's apparently a "prank" lollipop to turn your mouth blue when you can literally do that with any blue candy ever
Right! Also she kept it in the packaging too. Rookie mistake.
Yeah! 3 blue m&m's is all it takes. I do it on purpose sometimes
They talk like everything they say is a Buzzfeed headline.
Yeah that's what I was thinking too 😂
You’ve one this comment section 👑
It reminds me of an old Danny G. video called "CLICKBAIT".
"OoOh! Juicy squirt!"
They talk like they capitalize all of the words of the sentence.
Example: My Dog, Is Eating Some Cotton Candy Raman, Right Nowwww
Cannot describe how uncomfortable it makes me seeing ramen in a hydroflask.
Hazel Gray so beefy
Yeah like cleaning that out would be a nightmare
I have made ramen and porridge in my Starbucks thermo mug, works great when you’re in the hospital and cleaning is also easy.
Hazel Gray ikk then she adds cheese
Her water’s probably going to taste so gross after 🤮
Every time kurtis says “this video could be like 3 hours long”.... do it coward.
Georgia Bischoff lmao
rightt, i'd watch all of it and never get bored
ikr
This needs to be pinned lmfaoo
id love that
the fake rock prank genuinely cracked me up. the fact that the rock didn't look at all like a rock, the way they just moved past 'squincheon', the aggressive shushing, the eye contact into the camera as the one sister is beating the other one over the head, not to mention the fact that their mother is a robot. then topping it all off with a super abrupt ending. all in all, a masterpiece. thanks, we we ar cute.
and not the mention the fact that the one sister is quietly saying "ow. stop"
Directed by David Squinch
you're so right. it's gotta be one of my favorite videos ever
Directed by M Night Shamylan
@@sageno😊 ok okoooookkj😊 KKj😊 Jo
The girls are clearly being possessed by the Troom Troom narrator in their Tik Toks
This was what I thought. I went on TikTok to watch some of their videos. I think they're definitely trolling Troom Troom. Doesn't explain the vampire teeth though.
conspiracy theory: these girls are actually just edited versions of danny gonzalez in wigs and he did the whole zayden long thing to distract us from the fact that he is really behind wewearcute in an elaborate scheme to troll troom troom
@@laurenpiercy4014 *galaxy brains*
@@laurenpiercy4014 biggest brain
Lmaooo that's so true
Therapist: so, how is your mental health?
them: *so beefy.*
jenny I CACKLED
More liKE SQUINCHEN
Why can i imagine them saying this for real 😂😂
I RAPIDLY EXHALED AIR OUT OF MY NOSE
i attempted to smile
if these girls know what they’re doing then they’re like the funniest people in the world
Ikr? This would be genius satire
and if they don’t know what they’re doing they are the least funny lol
lmao I thought it was obvious during the cotton candy bit! She dumps the ramen packet in with the noodles, brilliant rage bait. Looks like he bit the onion unfortunately
conspiracy theory: they're the people who do voiceovers for troom troom
Yesss
Lmfaooo💀💀
That’s exactly what I thought!!! 🤔🤔🤔
Absolutely thought the same, haha...
lmao i was just about to comment this
I feel like she’s trying to sound like the 5 minute craft or troom troom narrators
Yaass, I was gonna say that too!😂
Exactly
Omg yes!!
ur welcome for 1K likes
5 minute craft dosent even have narrators
Plot twist: they don't have a mom and this is their way of coping
Walking on Sunshine hahahaha hahha wtf
Fuck 💀😂
oh shit
That took a dark turn
omg lmaoooo
The realization in Kurtis’s face when he makes the Chain Smokers connection is keeping me alive
Kurtis’s skits have transcended and have become the most passive aggressive jabs at the people within the video
fr this is the funniest video ive ever seen by him i couldn't stop laughing LOL i love how his jokes have evolved
softie ikr I don’t laugh easily and this video omg
The strange thing is she talks almost exactly like the narrator of Troom Troom. Very bizarre.
I’m having an existential crisis also nice it’s Marisa lol
Literally was trying to figure out who they sounded like the whole video and it finally came to me. It makes me wildly uncomfortable lol
Omg oops, I just posted this same comment. Haha
oh hecc
The girl wearing fangs in the beginning looks like she has two small blue marshmallows stuck to her teeth👁👄👁
I thought it was gum
@@camryncoelho6051 same
THATS WHAT I THOUGHT AT FIRST JJSJJHSJJSJ
@@insertusernamehere3173 Hey Junko 🤪
Blue tooth origins
That robotic "WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK." kills me
sounds like a robot with a russian accent lol
Never thought I'd say this, but I'm glad Jonnaton wasn't picked.
Abby E same
He deserves better
True jonnaton deserves SO MUCH BETTER
Jonnaton is the ideal man, nobody deserves him.
Bro ngl saaame!! 😂
Girl: Hey mom look! *hitting other girl continuously with fake rock*
Mom: ∴⍑|| ᔑ∷ᒷ ||𝙹⚍ ⍑╎ℸ ̣ ℸ ̣ ╎リ⊣ ⍑ᒷ∷ ∴╎ℸ ̣ ⍑ ∷𝙹ᓵꖌ?!
They mom really said øõòøœöôo
Hey man... are you talking in minecraft enchantment table.......respect
NAAJQJQK
I can't 💀💀💀💀
I hate that that actually matches up
So what you’re saying is Jonaton dodged a bullet.
Jonaton dodged all the bullets.
Yes 😂
i think he truly did
@@pyronix like, a ton of bullets
He dodged an entire missile.
I still say "____? more like squinchin" about stuff sometimes... an enduring classic
why didn't he point out that when they're making the cotton candy ramen they dumped the seasoning packet into the water i'm dying
Right! Also he didn’t talk at all about their weird fucking vampire teeth
She said it looks cool and smells good but she never said it tastes good lmao
i talked about it but had to cut it out for other bits haha im sorry!!!
I was just thinking that,it was so noticeable! lol
Isn't it against the new guidelines to comment against people's looks?
the fact that they’re the girls from bestie picks bae makes this so much funnier
rachel is trash i was just about to say- hold up werent they On Bestie Picks Bae lol
Naturally Syd he literally brought it up in the video
Haha I know that now- i troll the comments at the beginning of every video I watch so I saw that comment before he said it😂
i had actually completely forgotten that kurtis was on that show lmfao
@@amylomo9793 cause dean was on it & we dont associate w him
“Rock? More like squinchin” haunts me. I haven’t stopped thinking about it since I first watched this video. It’s almost been 2 months. Send help.
You know how some religious stuff says you get to ask one question to God when you die? Mine would be "what the fuck is squinchin"
@@mushroompoet you get sent straight to hell for that one. No one gets to know what squincheon is
Nobody even knows how to spell "squenchin"
Charlie Parker In a world where this exists, there is no god.
@@jaredvise117 what tf is a squanchlin
I can't believe it took me LITERAL YEARS to realize that the girls' names are scarily similar to my OWN sister and my names and now i'm lowkey convinced this are us from an alternate dimension
Stone? It's squaching instead.
Conspiracy theory: Their mom doesn't even exist. That's why they can't show her in the pranks.
Um you can clearly hear her totally normal human voice in the rock video
But what if they're not even sisters but mother-daughter
I legit was thinking that 😂
Or she killed herself, b/c she’s THEIR mom.
TheSouthernerWithAdhd hey no don’t say that
conspiracy theory: their mom just doesn’t exist. that’s why they never show her reaction to the pranks and her voice was so weird it’s like they had siri say it or something
josephine budd the voice sounds like that weird Russian UA-cam page trumtrum 😂
Mum’s are real???
@@taylornicole7845 *troom troom but you're right 😂😂
Probably true but that'd be sad lowkey
Adding on the your conspiracy: they are actually going crazy because their mom died after that ep. Of bestie picks bae and but she died of lung cancer for smoking and that how they always heard her voice so tahts why she sounds like that
This whole video is revenge for them not picking Jonnaton on Bestie Picks Bae, isn’t it?
jonnaton can do better anyway
Jonnaton was too good for them
jonnaton really dodged a bullet
HAHA YES
kurtis then: cutting out talking about fangs to shorten a video that ends up being 18 mins
kurtis now: 37 min video about disney adults
I was so distracted by her fangs 😭. She’s looks like one of those girls who watched twilight once and wanted to be a vampire and begged their mom to buy her fangs so she could “ be” one
What's a fang
The vampires from twilight don't have fangs
Jillian Foreman just let my statement slide bruv 😭
MareLoves sharp pointy teeth , I can’t describe it well
@@faparis lol sorry 🙃
Kurtis always asks us how *we're* doing, but we never ask him how he's doing
So Kurtis, "Whats up. How's it going?"
pretty good thank u :)
Kurtis Conner what’s up? How’s it going? (that’s your extra greeting)
@@kurtisconner Good to hear, Kurtis :>
aw that's wholesome
Imagine bolding a word that’s spelt wrong
When you only have a normal sized blowtorch: 😔
Sarah Hoitsma when you only have an industrial blowtorch capable of leveling an entire town 😒
DAMN IT
Loser!
Hah what a NORMIE
That awko taco moment when you have a mega sized blow torch: 😞
"You don't have a mini blowtorch?"
I do have a mini blowtorch. I also have a bong. These two things might be related.
real my stoner friend has a mini blowtorch LOL
They talk like they're being held at gunpoint by five minute crafts
That's perfect
That’s beefy
That’s saucy
And troom troom
Thats delicious
"weird way of talking"? wdym that's the watch mojo accent
this comment is rly funny its not getting enough appreciation
@@cottontaelle it is
I cackled
@@cottontaelle sksksks I KNOW RIGHT
Burger king foot lettuce vibes
Dude In the Cotten Candy Ramin she poured the packet of spices,in the water STILL PACKAGED in the boiling water
😷😷😷
I thought I was the only one that noticed... I was "wait...whut?" and replayed that part.
I’m pretty sure they knew that and did it on purpose. It’s funny watching people think they’re some geniuses or special because they’re obviously only one out of over half a million people to see this.
Thomas Hatcher alright chill out lmao
😂😂 I paused that part just to scroll down to see if anyone else freaked seeing that
i just checked out their tik tok and they have a lot of “come back tomorrow to see the results” project videos and they just ??? never post the results ???
also ~what~ vm.tiktok.com/EpjKLG/
Yeah, it's so people keep on watching their vids on the feed to find the sequel , like when tv series end on a cliff hanger and you look for the next season everywhere
@@sarahelizabethreed GuShAliCiOUs
@@sarahelizabethreed they high key didn't even show how they mixed the sparkling water and the gushers plus when she drinks it at the end it looks normal like what
@@sarahelizabethreed THEY JUST PUT GUSHERS IN SPARKLING WATER I CANT QWHDFGJVQWFYIVHKFC
Dude that mom voice line was straight up an emergency alarm in some country
SEVERE ROCK WARNING
That "SO BEEFY" makes me so profoundly uncomfortable I think I'm going to abandon technology and just go live off grid in northern Canada.
grannykungfu LET ME JOIN YOU PLEASE THE "SQUINCHIN" IS STILL HAUNTING ME
Social isolation like a true BEAST
That is one (1) B E E F Y łøłłý
Come join us eh bud! 🇨🇦
northern canada is lovely and we have a lot of space, come join us!❤️
their mom is a robot and so are the girls... they learned to talk by watching Troom Troom videos
Oh my god yes that's where I've heard it before
“hEy bAriStA cAn i gEt oNe hOliDaY bAgGeD AiR pLeAsE” man I stopped breathing
Do you need hOlIdAy bAgGeD aiR
I think you need a holiday bagged air
cOMIN AAPP
They took your breath so they could give the sisters their holiday bagged air
they eat AiR? but its hOliDaY
She could voice Troom Troom
If Kurtis Conner of all people DOESN'T own a mini-blowtorch then I have severely overestimated how much of a stoner he is.
Shelby Taylor 😂
That’s. That’s what I was thinking
😂😂😂😂😂Ahahaha
bro same i got a whole ass propane torch in my backpack
It appears “Stonerville” is a suburb of Kurtistown 😂
i'm convinced these girls do the troom troom voice overs and that's why they enunciate their words so strangely
THEY SOUND LIKE IT
Allie A that’s exactly what I thought was going on
Allie A WTF I thought that too their pranks give me troom troom vibes
Ikr
YES OH MY GOD
You go on date with a girl, she takes you back to her place, things get a little steamy. She leans in your ear and whispers "take out your mini blow torch"....
Asia Williams genius
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!!
😂😂😂😂😂
@@francesco6835 could u please check me out if you have time. I'll check out if you want
So beefy
kurtis being so happy about 2m subscribers is funny as he now has 4.46m
why does kurtis always look like he's wearing a bucket hat even when he's not wearing a bucket hat
I honestly have no idea what this is supposed to mean but I agree
Omg u like starkid and kurtis?!!!!! Fire bro
Bethany Manwaring yes
....u right.... also i love your pfp
stan robert manion
HI I LOVE YOUR ROBERT MANION PROFILE PIC
ALSO, YOUR USERNAME ICONIC
I CHOKED AT THE “WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK” OMG
Fake cola prank, ON MY MAM
Jmo I LOSE IT EVERY TIME I SEE THAT VIDEO AHAHG
6:00 POV It’s your first day of welding class and the popular boy and his friends bully you for forgetting your mini blowtorch
bleached black HAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THAT
bleached black thanks for the laugh
😔👊
bleached black you are an applaudable human (assuming you are) (sorry for assuming)
I live in Latvia. Your subscriber count is the population of Latvia. So you have a whole country listening to you. Liking you. That's more than the president of Latvia can say.😂
underrated comment
Ay, are we just ignoring the fact that our wholesome boy Jonnaton dodged a bullet
Kristian Alexis did they not actually date or something?
Kristian Alexis the guy she match with
my favorite part was her pouring the closed flavor packet into the bowl of water with the ramen...then just never mentioning it
Emily Wass that’s how you make your delicious carnival ramen treat at home. You can’t miss that step!!!
That gave me THE ICK
t h e I C K
Exactly 😂
@@beepboopbobop I'm SORRY I've been watching love island... And that just happened to come up 😂😂😅
When i found out they were the sisters from “Bestie Picks Bae” I LOST it
AAAAAAAAAA
oh. my. fucking. god. I thought I recognized them!
That cadence they talk in is actually used by a LOT of people all over social media. Usually though, people will talk like that to introduce the video and then start speaking normally for the rest of the video. You've heard it, stuff like "TODAY we are going to, PRANK my DAD! Okay guys, my dad is blah blah blah speaking normally now etc" Idk why so many people do it but they do. These girls decide to just keep talking like that for the entire video.
That "hEY BARISTAAAAAAAS" sounds like a scene from a barbie movie
For real tho I was thinking the same thing
Wait my legit thoughts
When Danny, Drew and Kurtis all post on the same day within minutes of each other and they all have the same sponsor.
They are the same person. Kurtis is just the version that hasn’t gotten a haircut in a while
drew is the dad
danny is the mom
kurtis is the eboy son
ZeroFox75 and has brown eyes. And tattoos
Nice gir profile pic
Drew was sponsored by squarspace
majikhu his eyes arent brown, just darkish in the lighting
My best friend told me she didn't have a mini blowtorch. We aren't friends anymore 💔😔
Bro, that is so f u c k i n g b e e f y
I lost a friend because I only have a normal sized blow torch..
@@Th3_m0st_forgettable_g1rl probably due to your flat chest kaeidiot 😼
@@Chu2chompsankles I do not have a flat chest! >:( and don't call me an idiot
Weabowu please call me flat chested
give me flat
i don’t want this shit on my torso ,
10:04 That actually hurts my soul.
the way they talk sounds like a troom troom voiceover
Oh my god yes
That’s exactly what I thought!
my sister asked if i was watching troom troom lmao
TRUE
I was thinking that the whole video. God that voice makes my brain hurt, this was a hard watch.
wewerecute is the sexual tension between Troom Troom and Poppy
Terrifying breed
Whoa
That’s cursed
“WE WERE CUTE” IM PRETTY SURE YOU SPELLED THAT WRONG ON ACCIDENT BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME HAHAHA
At least poppy is an artist, who actually makes great music if you're into metal and hyperpop
Me: Baby, are you rock hard?
Bae: Rock hard??? More like squinchin!
Amber Nicole 😂😂😂
Amber Nicole best comment you win
Hard rock nick
Amber Nicole hahaha noo
Oof
These girls are comedic geniuses. This was legitimately the greatest troll of 2020. They pissed off everyone, and that's exactly what they were trying to do. Legends.
conspiracy theory: they're actually the narrators of troom troom
yes
conspiracy theory: kurtis is the narrator of troom troom
KendraH YES
Annabelle Demarest even better
Omg
They’re talking like the TROOM TROOM girls and I can’t believe they pulled the ultimate prank..........
I was just about to comment that!!!!
Just saying “it’s a thing” does not make it a thing
@suzu yo that's so fucking *fetch* dude
Puke ramen? It's a thing!
SO BEEFY
I was the 1000th like
Thank you for not falling for the bs.
But,
It's a thing!
So fun fact. They have a build a bear now. You can buy a Wewearcute build a bear. Idk now I feel about this but what you will with this information
Webuildcute
They Sound Like They Speak With A Capital Letter At The Start Of Each Word.
I read this in my head and it sounded exactly how they speak
@@kookspook4923 ✨S q u i n c h i n✨
underrated comment
I kinda hate listening to them- but if it's for Kurtis I will
@@SatansRatPrincess no same
they can't show their mom because she's too busy voice acting for troom troom.
Seamus Blau that’s what I thought
“Meaty lolly” triggered my fight or flight.
lmao same
Everything those girls do triggers my fight or flight
stood up at my desk ready to throw hands for sure
meaty loli
@@lan3660 SO b e e f y
Their TikTok’s have to be them trolling to be funny. And it’s honestly pretty funny. They might just be comedic geniuses
the mom’s a robot, and when her daughters were born, she said, “sO BeEfY.”
I smEll liKe bEEF I smEll LikE bEeF!!
Maddie Miller oh my gosh YES
when?
Imagine if both of their first words were ‘so beefy’ lol.
how they say “it’s a thing” even though it clearly is not
Did anyone else notice she dumped the flavor packet in the water with the ramen at 6:30?
Yeah I saw that
nerd_alert1120 ||-//
II-//
yes
😆 I noticed that too, though she hopefully took it out
I've got it:
They have the exact same inflection as the Troom Troom woman
*imagine not having a mini blowtorch.*
Person can’t relate
*bruh*
couldn’t be me
I could never
*this post was made by arsonist gang*
I PISSED MYSELF when she dropped the chicken packet into the water while making the Cotten candy ramen 6:29
Sydney Hughes
throwing the entire flavour packet into your ramen?
I T S A T H I N G
me too lol
SAME!! DID HE EVEN notiCE
and the tried to eat the bag 6:40
Sydney Hughes WHY DID YOU PISS YOURSELF
Plot twist: Their mom is just a skeleton in a rocking chair, wearing a wig
WHY ARE YOU HITTING HER WITH A ROCK
Is this a Big Bang Theory reference? 🤭
Bobby Bobington nah, it’s probably a reference to Alfred Hitchcock’s psycho...
That or spongebob
@@a.a.g.h.1679 Well, Big Bang had a very similar scene. Howard's mom was referenced and heard all through the series and she was revealed to be just a skeleton sitting in a rocking chair wearing a wig during a "daydream" he had.
Bobby Bobington oh okay! I’ve never seen the Big Bang theory, so I’m not familiar with it-maybe the writers were referencing psycho?
If Starbucks had a personality...
Omg I just figured it out. They’re the voices of Troom Troom. That’s why they talk that way. They’re basically making the same kind of content too
Moody Humor yoooo it literally sounds like they are
Moody Humor yessss I immediately thought this!!!!
Oh my god 😱😱😱😱
That's the first thing I thought too
Omfg THATS THE CHANNEL
imagine saying “so beefy” more than 0 times in your lifetime. 🤮🤮🤮
I agree
Haha right?
meaty lolly😝
*SO BEEFY SO BEEFY SO BEEFY SO BEEFY*
Jesus is coming back! Please turn to the Lord as soon as possible! Pray, Repent, and turn away from your sins!
the dislikes are from people who don’t have mini blowtorches
And People with robot moms
Wow 800+ people don’t have mini blowtorches?? Disgusting
Imagine not having a mini blowtorch
Haha! Poor!
Gasp! I'd never disrespect KurtisBoy for my lack of torches 😂😂😂
we love you kurtis
Is nobody gone talk about how she trows the seasoning packet with the ramen in the hot water? I’m still not over it
godddd ikr i was crying over it
This has to be satirical XD if it is they must be geniuses
So BEEFY
i thought i was the only one that noticed that lol
“So beefy” “Squinchin” “it’s a thing” “on my mom” if she says these, she’s not your girl. She’s another worldly being.
Ashido nice
so jelly
I just don’t understand why they feel the need to incorporate the words "so beefy" in to almost every TikTok. I-
Mazy Parker leafyisbeefy
Oh hi Mina xd
So hey, hearing a teenage girl shout, "So beefy!", is something I never want to hear again.
*s o* *b e e f y*
i ready this in Kurtis’ voice
they’re adults, that’s the unsettling part lol
unfortunately after watching this tik tok me and all my fellow teenage girls constantly shout SO BEEFY at each other
*Soooooo B E E F Y*
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At first I was upset that Jonathon didn’t essentially ‘win’ on “Bestie Picks Bae” but now I’ve realised he actually dodged a bullet.
GoreBrain He deserves much much better
More like missle
Jonaton deserves better
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AND a fake rock xD
this girl who yelled "HEY BARISTA" has a good animated voice. she could voice barbie or something yet shes doing this.
She should be like some rich white mean girl animated voice
You have described this perfectly
They could be troom troom voice actors
@@Nutlicker683 THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT I WAS THINKING! Every time they showed a TikTok, I was just sitting there like "Someone's defected from TroomTroom".
And thank god. The world needs more weird shit like this instead of toy pushing bullshit cartoons.
Looks like Jonatan dodged a bullet there when he didn’t get picked
Jonatan deserves his salsa princess
Jonatan deserves the world lmfao💕💕💕
and thats the truth.
exactly my thoughts when he came up shdbfv
Jonathon*
I think honestly that this whole account is just fucking with people 🤣
She developed an accent when she made the “saucy ramen”
sawce
Yeah she like put on a New Jersey accent for it...
sauwcy
are we not gonna address that she has vampire teeth for no reason
Seems to be a tiktok pretty person thing
She got them because during October or something she stuck them on for Halloween and 'couldn't get them off' so she kept them on for agessss
@@sgyaz2715 she never heard of a dentist?
@@neegas3490 I mean to be fair. I think they looked kind of cool so.
@@Likiita yeah but imagine having them in for months the real teeth under the fangs must be so dirty
“This video is gonna be three hours long. I’m not gonna do that to you guys.”
Lmao what do you mean? We would watch all three hours lmaooo
Then you should totally watch his podcasts! They're way longer
illuminate the mainstream but much more boring
I really like Kurtis's extra greeting for subscribers at the start of every video. It really makes me feel special.
Anyone else notice that when she says "time to tease her taste buds" she sounds like a troom troom video?
I had this intense gut reaction when she said that and I couldn't place why I felt so sick until I saw this.
Troom Troom conspiracy confirmed.
Their content type is called, "SO BEEFY" content
LMAOOOO
yeet the adventurous boi she said this RIGHT as i read this and my face contorted in a bad way
Ok
So were doing a care bear club on yt now?
The first "Strand-type" content
Imagine not having a mini blowtorch
I’d *die*
God, you’d have to be a loser to not have a mini blowtorch
Twhale agreed. That’s just straight up embarrassing in my opinion.
can't relate
exactly what sort of woman doesn’t own a blowtorch