The Divorcees of Tik Tok

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  • Опубліковано 28 лют 2019
  • I saw a Twitter thread of recently-divorced people making TikToks gained a lot of attention, so after seeing this, I decided to do a deep dive into the strange world of "Divorce TikTok". I've compiled my favourite divorce Tik Toks from all over and we're gonna watch all of them. So come along as we try to figure out why this is happening, who is making these...and maybe we'll even learn something about relationships along the way.
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  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  5 років тому +26125

    press the like button if you love ring toss as well!!! and let me know if you want a part 2!!!!
    thanks for watching

    • @asparagusnoodle
      @asparagusnoodle 5 років тому +273

      *Of course, dad*

    • @joejohn524
      @joejohn524 5 років тому +111

      yee yee I love you 💕💖💕💕💗🤭💗💕💖💖🤠🤠🤠🤠

    • @toothbat4578
      @toothbat4578 5 років тому +40

      Collab 👏 with 👏 awsten 👏 please 👏

    • @yeeyeebrother4870
      @yeeyeebrother4870 5 років тому +32

      yesssss 2nd onnneee

    • @amywilliams3492
      @amywilliams3492 5 років тому +16

      Yee Yee

  • @Yumi
    @Yumi 5 років тому +3937

    Marriage Counseling - Tik Tok Edition

  • @LeaniebeanieM11
    @LeaniebeanieM11 4 роки тому +4140

    “She tiktokids!” ~Kurtis, Danny, & Drew September 2019

    • @lizzie7370
      @lizzie7370 4 роки тому +17

      I was gonna say that 😂

    • @angeldang59
      @angeldang59 4 роки тому +132

      Drew September seems like an awesome dude

    • @goldenghxst
      @goldenghxst 4 роки тому +11

      I was literally just thinking of that quote😂😂😂

    • @noriakikakyoin8587
      @noriakikakyoin8587 4 роки тому +54

      Why'd you list the same dude twice?

    • @e4868
      @e4868 3 роки тому +1

      @@noriakikakyoin8587 so weird 🙄

  • @ratosphere
    @ratosphere 2 роки тому +5028

    My ex is still the love of my life. I cry every night over what a wonderful person I lost, but I needed to get divorced in order to really cash in on the spiteful divorce tiktoks as I was running out of quality content ideas. Telling them I needed a divorce was the most painful thing I've ever done and I'll never stop loving them no matter how hard I try.
    No regrets tho I gained like 2k followers

    • @Shy1998
      @Shy1998 2 роки тому +380

      Oh my god I was not expecting to blast tea out of my nose tonight

    • @marylandes5162
      @marylandes5162 2 роки тому +167

      So it was all worth it 😌

    • @plutoooo_
      @plutoooo_ 2 роки тому +189

      You are so brave :(

    • @serenalynn22
      @serenalynn22 Рік тому +153

      Your followers appreciate your sacrifice.

    • @TheZamfot
      @TheZamfot Рік тому +21

      😅😅😅😅😅👍🏼

  • @shinonomecitrus
    @shinonomecitrus Рік тому +985

    oddly this feels more like middle school breakup tiktok rather than divorce

    • @asteros_
      @asteros_ Рік тому +61

      I think it's because these people have the maturity of a twelve year old

    • @LowSelf-EsteemLord
      @LowSelf-EsteemLord 10 місяців тому +14

      Oml you're so right

  • @lindseyrem
    @lindseyrem 5 років тому +8660

    got a divorce lawyer ad in the middle of this lmao

    • @urluvcloud
      @urluvcloud 5 років тому +54

      when ur favs interact 🥰🥰 luv u queen

    • @miraaskari2230
      @miraaskari2230 5 років тому +91

      r/thathappened

    • @PictureDancer
      @PictureDancer 5 років тому +14

      wow an iconic pair i never knew i needed

    • @chelseanunez9114
      @chelseanunez9114 5 років тому +1

      SAME

    • @animelennyface6908
      @animelennyface6908 5 років тому +114

      @@miraaskari2230 it's not that unlikely, in fact it's pretty likely since youtube will detect key words in the video and try to show a relevant ad, hence why so many people get tik tok ads on tik tok videos

  • @elipie7941
    @elipie7941 4 роки тому +7302

    "may the force be with you" "DIVORCE?!" "no the force-"

    • @wet4372
      @wet4372 4 роки тому +28

      We all watched the video dick

    • @axelstars7117
      @axelstars7117 4 роки тому +123

      @@wet4372 I can't tell if this is ironic or not... It's just a joke...

    • @ehlins
      @ehlins 4 роки тому +145

      why am i imagining this to the same beat as that vine of "Woah the ice is really slippery"
      "ISIS?"
      "Yeah the ice is-"
      "I S I S???"

    • @carleeh7961
      @carleeh7961 4 роки тому +13

      i laughed so hard at that bit omg

    • @shlorbleflorbnad6927
      @shlorbleflorbnad6927 4 роки тому +16

      Yes he did say that in the video

  • @teletubbiestunetwister9570
    @teletubbiestunetwister9570 2 роки тому +2069

    My dad had an affair with my mom's best friend. My mom filed for divorce and my dad flipped out. He told me that the divorce was her fault. All he wanted was some fun. Sooooo glad there was no social media at that time. My parents would have embarrassed my sister and me, for sure.

    • @leilanimilan9875
      @leilanimilan9875 2 роки тому +235

      That's crazy, but if they had social media, I feel like your father would've been more of an embarrassment to you guys instead of your mom😭 I also feel like the best friend would've been dragged on social media💀

    • @teletubbiestunetwister9570
      @teletubbiestunetwister9570 2 роки тому +108

      @@leilanimilan9875 You are right about the best friend being dragged. I guess it's good for her that I was too traumatized to write a book. hahahahahah-ish

    • @marzipanmango
      @marzipanmango Рік тому +14

      Ah dude I'm sorry you had to go through that :( I know the drama was between your parents, but that stuff definitely affects kids too.
      Do you think your dad realizes now that the cheating (with her best friend!) was wrong, and that it was acceptable of your mom to divorce him for it? Or is he still deluded?

    • @bloodorangemoon
      @bloodorangemoon Рік тому +7

      Heartwarming family stories you tell when your daddy's a narcissist 👆

    • @zpetrie88
      @zpetrie88 Рік тому +25

      Had the nearly the opposite happen, mom had the affair then convinced us as kids that my dad was in the wrong when I grew up and put all the pieces together and got all sides of the story including grandparents povs on both sides. I haven’t said a word to my mom I’m 3 years and am trying to spend as much time with my dad as possible as I had excluded him from my life for almost 10 years thanks to her.

  • @julieneff9408
    @julieneff9408 10 місяців тому +480

    I've been divorced twice. My first one, I tossed my ring into Lake Michigan. My second husband never got me a ring, so I tossed him into Lake Michigan.

  • @lunacian3350
    @lunacian3350 4 роки тому +6928

    Requirements for being a pop punk mime:
    1. Stuck inside of box
    2. Hates parents

  • @assleysmith9390
    @assleysmith9390 5 років тому +7574

    "cinematiktokraphy" is the greatest word I've heard

    • @ILikeCheesesticks
      @ILikeCheesesticks 4 роки тому +132

      Can’t forget “I’ll tik tolk to you later, son”

    • @hat7475
      @hat7475 Рік тому +3

      God i fucking love millenial poets of our time

    • @Ducket
      @Ducket Рік тому +1

      Technically it's a portmanteau 🤓

  • @RedRaven64
    @RedRaven64 2 роки тому +2201

    That guy at the end didn’t seem like a good father, he’s telling his kids that he got divorced with their mother and he’s recording it for a literal tik tok for hearts and followers

    • @kattozilla2277
      @kattozilla2277 2 роки тому +96

      @カミ um excuse me they did *what*

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 2 роки тому +137

      Philly D just covered a video of a woman coaching her son to act sad for a thumbnail about them having to put their dog down. As she's telling him how to adjust his face and to look more sad, he keeps repeating "But I am sad..." My heart just broke for that child. His grieving wasn't dramatic enough for her so she needed him to fake more emotions.
      I don't think I've seen something so sick and manipulative in a long time. I'd put this second to one of Mark Rober's package thief videos where a mother had her son steal a package. When they got home, the son, who is about 12, says "I think I like doing this." She asks "Doing what?" And he says "Stealing". She gets all stern and tells him that's not good...but she just had him steal for her! From that point forward, you have forever lost the high ground with telling your child how to behave! I don't get it...I know parenting isn't easy but there are just some things that should go without saying, like not teaching your child how to emotionally manipulate people or to not steal 🤦🏾‍♀️.

    • @Katherina13S
      @Katherina13S 2 роки тому +9

      I'm pretty sure they already knew.

    • @user-eu8cd5pp2b
      @user-eu8cd5pp2b Рік тому

      ew omg, i looked it up to see if i could find the vid, nothijg. so it was most likely deleted, but i did find another scum prank
      "dropping our baby prank" girl wha-

    • @mekenna6214
      @mekenna6214 Рік тому +5

      literallyyyy like as a child of divorce, what the fuck?!!

  • @penguinpog2154
    @penguinpog2154 2 роки тому +562

    She gave her the divorce papers... But he couldn't read

    • @sh4rky466
      @sh4rky466 Рік тому +7

      LMAOOOOOOO JARVIS REFERENCE 💀

    • @samarnold5531
      @samarnold5531 Рік тому +4

      @@sh4rky466 it’s from another video

    • @sh4rky466
      @sh4rky466 Рік тому +8

      @@samarnold5531 I’m aware of that as well lol, just the first thing that came to my mind was when Jarvis was reacting to that emo tiktoker who was like, “When her new boyfriend gets her a book but you know she can’t read”

    • @user-lt8lu7qg7t
      @user-lt8lu7qg7t Рік тому +1

      "she gave her"? uhh

    • @_pointlessmask9456
      @_pointlessmask9456 Рік тому +8

      She was a peanut. . . But he was allergic to peanuts

  • @ellieh.4297
    @ellieh.4297 5 років тому +15617

    Man In Happy Relationship Laughs At Sad Divorcées For 15 Minutes

  • @lynnv6025
    @lynnv6025 3 роки тому +3783

    “I’m a pop punk mime”
    *speaks immediately*

    • @dezmondstone3442
      @dezmondstone3442 2 роки тому +69

      @criss holy shit by breaking the laws he followed the laws

    • @linneascameraroll
      @linneascameraroll 2 роки тому +17

      @@dezmondstone3442 oh lord its a catch 22

    • @hondaaccord1399
      @hondaaccord1399 2 роки тому +66

      Punks are all about rebellion

    • @mijadreams3486
      @mijadreams3486 2 роки тому +5

      @@hondaaccord1399 lmfaooooo

    • @wildfirefox1
      @wildfirefox1 2 роки тому +24

      That's the punk part. Don't abide by the rules lol

  • @bethanyray6421
    @bethanyray6421 Рік тому +381

    after my parents got a divorce my dad burned the marriage license and certificate and turns out i needed those to prove they were still married in 2019 in order to get financial aid for college. lmao.

    • @rizahawkeyepierce1380
      @rizahawkeyepierce1380 Рік тому +62

      Probably doesn't help now, but you can order new copies of those things from the records office in the state where they got married. Source: I lost my marriage license (and birth certificate) in a move

    • @Fox_Olive
      @Fox_Olive Рік тому +43

      @@rizahawkeyepierce1380 losing a birth certificate AND my social at the same time was the absolute worst thing. records offices feel like they run in a different era (circa 1800s) and require so much crap

    • @kylefelts691
      @kylefelts691 2 місяці тому +1

      @@Fox_Olive LOL, yet it is so easy to steal one's identity. Maybe others should be as strict? It seems harder for real people to get papers than people with fake information

  • @retrogadget6183
    @retrogadget6183 2 роки тому +315

    Imagine going to your custody hearing and your ex wife plays your divorce tiktoks in court 😭😭😭

  • @TheRealJader
    @TheRealJader 3 роки тому +7638

    I'm still laughing about the tiny middle finger a year later.

    • @yua_mushroom3
      @yua_mushroom3 3 роки тому +18

      Same bruh

    • @aaaameeera
      @aaaameeera 3 роки тому +111

      that actually happened in 5th grade to me and i whispered: oH yOu’Re So BaD * whispers really really quietly * *ᵃˢˢ*

    • @NnannaOko
      @NnannaOko 3 роки тому +30

      @@aaaameeera
      Picturing that in my head is so freaking hilarious to me-

    • @bodaciousdoggo8971
      @bodaciousdoggo8971 3 роки тому +7

      When you do that to your mom and she turns back

    • @lorelange
      @lorelange 3 роки тому +1

      Wasn't it the wrong finger?

  • @rpicifica250
    @rpicifica250 5 років тому +3141

    They just Tik Tok the pain away.

    • @yuliiza
      @yuliiza 5 років тому +21

      more like their marriage was going tik tok

    • @TruRein
      @TruRein 5 років тому +10

      One tik tok at a time😔

    • @GremblimArt
      @GremblimArt 5 років тому +1

      Ayy hetalia

    • @s2ffr0n
      @s2ffr0n 5 років тому +10

      nae nae the pain away

    • @Frog..
      @Frog.. 4 роки тому +3

      They tik talk

  • @baronreeves9232
    @baronreeves9232 2 роки тому +411

    There should be a law against parents recording their children's misery. Like, they are forbidden to have children if their brain hasn't matured beyond being an irresponsible teenager.

    • @J2982able
      @J2982able Рік тому +19

      C'mon, that just means America will force them to have children they shouldn't.

    • @amunettie
      @amunettie Рік тому

      America literally forces teenagers to have children regardless of whether the father is 15 or 50.

    • @sleepyote
      @sleepyote Рік тому +2

      ​@@J2982able please don't remind me...

  • @tesselreitsma6834
    @tesselreitsma6834 2 роки тому +360

    The sad reality that too much men would actually agree with “yeah I might have cheated but she wants a divorce, that’s way worse!”

    • @ameliag.9940
      @ameliag.9940 10 місяців тому +20

      literally half of r/AITA be like

    • @lyzziekelly
      @lyzziekelly 3 місяці тому +1

      "sure I cheated, but at least I didn't leave you! You're leaving me, which is breaking your vows!"

  • @victoriamaynard4807
    @victoriamaynard4807 5 років тому +3338

    Just so you guys know the extra greeting is one hundred percent worth it

    • @comet1718
      @comet1718 5 років тому +77

      actually it’s the only reason i subscribed. kurtis was in my recommendations one day so i decided to watch the video, then he does the extra greeting and says that people who subscribe get it. so I subscribed and my life hasn’t been the same since.

    • @gwynisabella9300
      @gwynisabella9300 2 роки тому +17

      I miss the extra greeting every day.

    • @Calor17
      @Calor17 2 роки тому

      100% worth it everyone subscribe for the extra greeting

    • @peacegardeners
      @peacegardeners 2 роки тому +4

      Can confirm

    • @scottlong4301
      @scottlong4301 2 роки тому +1

      Agree

  • @jrmcgrifster1606
    @jrmcgrifster1606 4 роки тому +5851

    When him and his phone said “⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️⬜️⬛️” I felt that

  • @HabsbourgLorraine
    @HabsbourgLorraine 2 роки тому +549

    You know the dad is just emotionally manipulating his daughters into thinking their mum is the issue and the bad person in all of this when he's the one with the goatee and the trucker hat (iykyk)

    • @kdmac8110
      @kdmac8110 Рік тому

      This is literally my dad expect he's a big city metrosexual douche bag

  • @safyakhan7857
    @safyakhan7857 Рік тому +73

    As the child of a divorce, with both sets of grandparents being divorced, and my uncle being divorced, I can confirm everyone in my family is a professional ring tosser

  • @Bloojaygay
    @Bloojaygay 3 роки тому +7974

    Imagine going on TikTok and your parents saying they’re getting divorced shows up on your fyp

    • @dianerogers8447
      @dianerogers8447 3 роки тому +195

      Omfg that would be the WORST

    • @picklepirate
      @picklepirate 3 роки тому +178

      iT’s aBoUt TiMe

    • @KCSimsStarter
      @KCSimsStarter 3 роки тому +19

      @@picklepirate 😂

    • @graydoesdumbshit4728
      @graydoesdumbshit4728 2 роки тому +141

      i'd be more worried that my parents had tik tok

    • @ellazenzen8735
      @ellazenzen8735 2 роки тому +86

      @@graydoesdumbshit4728 then having to choose which tiktoker parent to live with during the week

  • @AlexHolland123
    @AlexHolland123 4 роки тому +4148

    I love how Kurtis cant make fun of things without making like 9 disclaimers to be less mean, its wholesome

    • @chevellemccutchan
      @chevellemccutchan 4 роки тому +183

      he is Canadian so it makes sense

    • @lj.853
      @lj.853 3 роки тому +72

      It's Canadian.

    • @maverickREAL
      @maverickREAL 3 роки тому +48

      We stan an unproblematic mayor

    • @despacitoman425
      @despacitoman425 3 роки тому +6

      because if he doesnt he gets shitted on by sensitive people

    • @robertsmithfan877
      @robertsmithfan877 3 роки тому +26

      @@despacitoman425 dont be like that man

  • @trueMAXIMUS
    @trueMAXIMUS 2 роки тому +129

    6:05 honestly the most brutal part of this entire video is just watching this woman struggle so fucking hard to flip the papers

  • @rosiepear7531
    @rosiepear7531 2 роки тому +173

    Fun fact: the burning marriage certificate was actually just the one for show, one you can frame and hang on your wall or whatever. It's the actual legal paper the courts ask for.

  • @therobotdevil2284
    @therobotdevil2284 4 роки тому +8316

    Glad there's no clip of Shrek and Fiona getting divorced

    • @jasminewadsworth1983
      @jasminewadsworth1983 4 роки тому +345

      Shrek: Marriage Coun5elling

    • @issi99
      @issi99 4 роки тому +313

      Still, I'm disappointed there's no Shrek cosplay TikTok captioned something like "POV: You're Fionna and you've just told me you want a divorce (emotional)"

    • @mikerivera373
      @mikerivera373 4 роки тому +64

      What do you think Shrek 5 is gonna be about?

    • @grocket9520
      @grocket9520 4 роки тому +32

      @@issi99 Please someone make that

    • @emas5511
      @emas5511 4 роки тому +13

      wait....THEY GOT DIVORCED?

  • @ramenhead9721
    @ramenhead9721 4 роки тому +5438

    Man are these people sonic because they’re losing all of their rings

    • @zmatics
      @zmatics 4 роки тому +54

      rämen heäd underrated

    • @leileilei23
      @leileilei23 4 роки тому +34

      hahahaha this made me giggle

    • @eboniuwu1054
      @eboniuwu1054 4 роки тому +7

      rämen heäd 😂

    • @luazul_
      @luazul_ 4 роки тому +4

      lmao

    • @cako666
      @cako666 4 роки тому +6

      Oh god this was so bad lol

  • @goblinkid3664
    @goblinkid3664 Рік тому +62

    I know this is old but my parents divorced because my dad cheated and his girlfriend makes TikTok’s about him saying “get you an older man that knows what he wants” BRO HE LITERALLY HAD A WHOLE FAMILY FOR YEARS AND THEN COMPLETELY CHANGED HIS MIND

    • @elisabethjoint4624
      @elisabethjoint4624 Рік тому +9

      this is so terrible but it made me LOL i’m so so sorry

    • @priyanshi4811
      @priyanshi4811 Рік тому +4

      That’s horrible. I feel for you. I’m so sorry.

    • @goblinkid3664
      @goblinkid3664 Рік тому +8

      @@elisabethjoint4624 im glad after all this time someone gets a kick out of it. I mean I find it funny so thank you for laughing o7

    • @goblinkid3664
      @goblinkid3664 Рік тому +1

      @@priyanshi4811 eh at least it’s funny now ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

  • @space_pollution
    @space_pollution 2 роки тому +187

    Shrek 5: Shrek and Fiona get a divorce, and then Shrek makes a TikTok.

    • @olivia7782
      @olivia7782 2 роки тому +11

      Funny comment but also Shrek would never

    • @punkdadash1298
      @punkdadash1298 Рік тому +3

      No I 100% believe shrek would make a tiktok 🤣🤣🤣

  • @maanyasheth6802
    @maanyasheth6802 5 років тому +3701

    Kurtis has a strong career as a country singer if the youtube thing doesnt work out lmao
    edit: you guys i feel so powerful he acc made a country song 😭

    • @scrbusaucuparia
      @scrbusaucuparia 5 років тому +98

      maanya sheth he makes fun of country folk so people doesn’t suspect he’s one of them at heart

    • @aphrcditv5928
      @aphrcditv5928 5 років тому +7

      Oh my God i was the 666th like

    • @13quizz
      @13quizz 4 роки тому +20

      God ikr actually the country songs actually kinda slap

    • @larrybarry5303
      @larrybarry5303 4 роки тому +8

      I thought they were real songs until reading this lmao

    • @mcmckeon
      @mcmckeon 3 роки тому +1

      All the 9ther songs slap aswell ngl

  • @yulisacruz1105
    @yulisacruz1105 5 років тому +3913

    i absolutely LoST MY SHIT when he started siNGING why am i not seeing comments about it

  • @Howtoeatrocks
    @Howtoeatrocks 2 роки тому +159

    You know how when you're a toddler you just become conscious one day. Like you'll spawn mentally in the kitchen or grocery store and go sick I'll remember this forever. For the tiktok with the little kid in the back, that's her first conscious memory.

  • @sassynfree884
    @sassynfree884 Рік тому +86

    Divorce doesn’t “ruin families”…ruined families get divorced.

  • @Ifyouseemenoyoudidnt
    @Ifyouseemenoyoudidnt 5 років тому +2429

    The dad singing the divorce news makes me uncomfortable af

    • @nesultimate3854
      @nesultimate3854 5 років тому +56

      Right? Eww

    • @stinkygoose666
      @stinkygoose666 4 роки тому +20

      Very, very creepy

    • @oddanderson9131
      @oddanderson9131 4 роки тому +25

      It feels shady as fuck

    • @nothinghappens9811
      @nothinghappens9811 4 роки тому +59

      Yea it's like, "huh, this is a terrible situation...you know what would make it better? Exploiting my divorce AND my kids on TikTok for sympathy. It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant I tell you! Genius I say!"

    • @ally939
      @ally939 4 роки тому +43

      Yeah that really pissed me off. It’s one thing to make a cringy tiktok about your divorce by yourself, but getting your kids involved in that madness is completely unacceptable

  • @nowthatsalotofdamage7632
    @nowthatsalotofdamage7632 4 роки тому +17975

    I feel like his impressions of the song are 10× better than the actual song

  • @vietnamgamer9490
    @vietnamgamer9490 3 роки тому +81

    I love the idea of saying to a lawyer “um... you heard of tik tok?” because you KNOW it’s happened

  • @thebestbud
    @thebestbud 2 роки тому +40

    10:08 I don't know why I found it so funny, but the fact he grabbed the little girl just to pull her over into frame for his fucking divorce tiktok

  • @pleaseenteraname9696
    @pleaseenteraname9696 4 роки тому +3086

    my parents announced their divorce 2 days ago, should i convince my dad to make a tik tok??

  • @paulrudd4559
    @paulrudd4559 4 роки тому +14084

    As a child of my parents being divorced, grandparents being divorced, and great grandparents being divorced, I can confirm that my entire extended family pulled out their phones simultaneously and filmed a sad tiktok

    • @user-ix4nq9yz8k
      @user-ix4nq9yz8k 3 роки тому +466

      How is this so impressive? I’m shook

    • @lanceelliott2504
      @lanceelliott2504 3 роки тому +952

      Are you gonna try marriage or just not even attempt lmao

    • @paulrudd4559
      @paulrudd4559 3 роки тому +447

      Lance Elliott lmao marriage is for people who actually have any commitment at all

    • @Naomind414
      @Naomind414 3 роки тому +144

      That's why cameras were invented

    • @coochieplzplz2296
      @coochieplzplz2296 3 роки тому +227

      Aunt May you have to continue the tradition

  • @Kyuk3tsuki
    @Kyuk3tsuki 2 роки тому +70

    8:16 I did that with the photos of my ex girlfriend when I was 14. I don’t think fully grown adult men should be doing that lmaooo

  • @extraordinarytv5451
    @extraordinarytv5451 Рік тому +11

    Imagine their ex comments "This is why I left"

  • @TheAMaazing
    @TheAMaazing 5 років тому +9485

    Wait until we get Tik Toks after funerals or when they're hospitalised 😂

    • @Phijkchudunsparce
      @Phijkchudunsparce 5 років тому +336

      I regret to inform you this already exists.
      Edit: ua-cam.com/video/qgLK0Ofa64w/v-deo.html im so sorry.

    • @blenderbunny3353
      @blenderbunny3353 5 років тому +130

      Sorry it’s already a thing sis

    • @animemusicluver1
      @animemusicluver1 5 років тому +52

      I'm pretty sure it already exists

    • @daniellebarron1815
      @daniellebarron1815 5 років тому +139

      they already exist , theres this one where a kid is tik toking when he grandpa is dying in the hospital behind him

    • @annwithadashriley
      @annwithadashriley 5 років тому +6

      jonas bridges tease

  • @hecateblythe488
    @hecateblythe488 3 роки тому +12559

    I just love the idea of them setting up their cameras and standing there waiting for the timer to count down and walking away after throwing the ring at the camera and waiting for it to stop recording, then going back and picking up their phone and doing all the stuff you do before you post it. Like that's the funniest part about it all I think.

    • @reeseewhitfield1734
      @reeseewhitfield1734 3 роки тому +392

      Literally that's all I think about too. Them just sitting there recording themselves doing these things.

    • @BlackWolf207
      @BlackWolf207 3 роки тому +472

      That just makes me think about how awkward the last one is with the guy telling his daughters.
      “Hey we’re getting a divorce.”
      “Omg no :(“
      “Yeah, but hey I’ve got this idea for a tiktok. I’ll lip sync a sad song about divorce while you sit there.”
      “Dad I’m sad right now I don’t wanna do a Tiktok.”
      “C’mon, I’m sad and it’ll get so many likes.”
      So cringey to think about this.

    • @heylol9166
      @heylol9166 3 роки тому +47

      LMFAOOOOOO UR AMAZING FOR THAT ONE

    • @katelyn888
      @katelyn888 3 роки тому +14

      Omg 🤣

    • @uhubb
      @uhubb 3 роки тому +34

      That's how I feel about all TikToks 😂

  • @jessicadutridge9882
    @jessicadutridge9882 Рік тому +21

    "If you're making a sad tik tok, you're 100% why the reason you're getting divorced". So true. People that really gave everything they could to improve the marriage and it just wasn't reciprocated are the ones that walk away with no regrets. These men must have thought that saying "I do" was/should have been enough.

  • @gracefulnachos
    @gracefulnachos 2 роки тому +46

    3:17 They even wear the same clothes. They must have really loved each other. Never would’ve guessed they would divorce.

  • @ultra-violetsunshine784
    @ultra-violetsunshine784 5 років тому +1815

    “I’m like stuck inside of this box dude I hate my parents” 😂😂

  • @joshuaw9610
    @joshuaw9610 5 років тому +2596

    A pop punk mime isn’t trapped in a box, he’s trapped in his hometown

    • @taylorfalk6569
      @taylorfalk6569 5 років тому +46

      Joshua Webb whEN I WAS

    • @taylorfalk6569
      @taylorfalk6569 5 років тому +47

      Joshua Webb a YoUnG bOY

    • @anaviie8927
      @anaviie8927 5 років тому +38

      Suzie Matthews tOoK mE iNtO tHe CiTy

    • @juleesare6295
      @juleesare6295 5 років тому +36

      Ivana Mičutková tO sEe A mArChInG bAnD

    • @ashleys2994
      @ashleys2994 5 років тому +8

      I thought you were talking about Sugarcult Stuck in America dammit im showing my age.

  • @kittykittymeowmeow666
    @kittykittymeowmeow666 2 роки тому +70

    I’m going thru a divorce. My husband of almost 10 years cheated on me… while I was pregnant with our 4th baby. But I moved onward and upward! Everything happens for a reason!

    • @SM-bg2or
      @SM-bg2or 2 роки тому +13

      You got this queen all the love to you!!

    • @yaboicolleen
      @yaboicolleen 2 роки тому +7

      Survive and THRIVE! Whoo!

  • @owen5758
    @owen5758 2 роки тому +48

    as someone who grew up in the south and listened to lots country music as a kid, hearing kurtis sing these songs is genuinely so funny

  • @genesisesquivel9121
    @genesisesquivel9121 5 років тому +1499

    "Ugh im like stuck inside of this box dude i hate my parents"
    -kurtis conner 2019

  • @angelfawn8559
    @angelfawn8559 4 роки тому +3561

    Ohh I’m like stuck in this box dude I hate my parents - kurtis Conner 2019

  • @Cameroncamcam
    @Cameroncamcam 2 роки тому +179

    I have to say Kurtis’s singing and performances will never disappoint me.

  • @sydney5126
    @sydney5126 Рік тому +15

    i had my beats around my neck but full volume so I could still hear the video and when Kurtis started singing it felt like a little man right under my chin serenading me it was quite nice

  • @juveangulo9963
    @juveangulo9963 5 років тому +1486

    MAY DIVORCE BE WITH YOU 😧

  • @ChrisJamesTV
    @ChrisJamesTV 5 років тому +1548

    Imagine looking back on your childhood and just seeing TikToks about your parents divorce rather than a photo album.

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV 5 років тому +14

      @Rae Louis In this scenario I am a divorced parent forcing my kid and ex wife into my tiktoks, so no.

    • @hideakisorachi3953
      @hideakisorachi3953 5 років тому +9

      Who the hell has a photo album of their parents getting divorced.

    • @ChrisJamesTV
      @ChrisJamesTV 5 років тому +16

      I'm the ONLY person that went to a JCP Photo studio with my divorced parents? Cmon now.

    • @yootkahoot5496
      @yootkahoot5496 5 років тому +1

      Chris James Yes lol omg

    • @arianatucci2947
      @arianatucci2947 5 років тому

      Do people normally have a photo album about there parents divorce

  • @jelofisk
    @jelofisk 2 роки тому +55

    I like to imagine that Kurtis has a folder full of his own song covers

  • @o_riioo
    @o_riioo 2 роки тому +79

    Sometimes when I'm sad, I re-watch Kurtis' videos and start cracking up before he even delivers the jokes, and then I'm happy again, so thankyou for your service mayor

  • @Adele-195
    @Adele-195 3 роки тому +11273

    The six stages of grief after divorce:
    Denial
    Anger
    Tiktok videos
    Depression
    Acceptance

    • @spookyspaghett1
      @spookyspaghett1 3 роки тому +129

      I see 5

    • @kristiney7759
      @kristiney7759 3 роки тому +485

      @@spookyspaghett1 TikTok videos just account for two stages

    • @stephaniecooksey1364
      @stephaniecooksey1364 3 роки тому +90

      Where is excessive hate? Then Flaunting of new woman/man thats what happened when my parents split

    • @bee.ok666
      @bee.ok666 3 роки тому +13

      DATDA

    • @cassiegariepy2171
      @cassiegariepy2171 3 роки тому +41

      bargianing: am I a joke to you?

  • @deborameyer8357
    @deborameyer8357 4 роки тому +6273

    you saying ''divorced'' sounds like the german: ''die wurst'' ... it means the sausage and makes me laugh every time you say it

    • @chaosnoelle
      @chaosnoelle 4 роки тому +171

      Jetzt wo du es gesagt hast hör ich es die ganze Zeit 😩

    • @FOXSIDIAN
      @FOXSIDIAN 4 роки тому +24

      debby k meyer can’t unhear it now.

    • @fridaythirteen5788
      @fridaythirteen5788 3 роки тому +67

      Now i cant unhear this scheisse

    • @Scronkc
      @Scronkc 3 роки тому +73

      Haha! I jokingly yell 'DIVORCE' at my boyfriend when he does little mistakes (like forgetting to pick up milk or something) now it appears I will be yelling 'the sausage'

    • @frogk694
      @frogk694 3 роки тому +25

      @LE MA when you pronounce divorce wrong "this is de worst"

  • @eli10980
    @eli10980 Рік тому +5

    The American flag (4:56) folded like that is how it’s folded for people who have lost something who served in the army, so someone probably passed away and he ended up with the flag. It’s actually a specific thing they do during a funeral for someone who served.

  • @urabarosso8497
    @urabarosso8497 2 роки тому +21

    I look at these sad men and happy women, remember jokes about how "wife bad wife's holding me down" and can't help but laugh

  • @acsokolowski
    @acsokolowski 4 роки тому +11987

    Your skit about the husband finding out about his upcoming divorce through TikTok has the same energy as that one guy who posted “my wife just changed her Facebook status from married to widowed should I be worried”

  • @MandG68
    @MandG68 5 років тому +16523

    why are middle aged adults so attracted to tik tok

  • @alextarot
    @alextarot Рік тому +5

    The worst and most vile comments are from divorced men online and irl. It's like, ppl with unresolved mummy issues now added wifey issues on top, never considering therapy for themselves, but from now on hating all women for eternity. (even more than initially)

  • @izzymartin8518
    @izzymartin8518 2 роки тому +23

    "hey, pardner, where'd ur marriage certificate go?"
    *"i burned it for a tik tok"*

  • @jenellecedillo9354
    @jenellecedillo9354 5 років тому +9102

    My parents are getting a divorce and they haven’t made a Tik tok yet 😔 should I be concerned?

    • @elisesimone613
      @elisesimone613 5 років тому +203

      Jenelle Cedillo yes.

    • @psychticambitin7987
      @psychticambitin7987 5 років тому +67

      Me @ my parents in December

    • @Chloe-sg5lo
      @Chloe-sg5lo 5 років тому +34

      Yes very

    • @belgiumreal
      @belgiumreal 5 років тому +130

      I want my parents to be tik tok famous already😔👊

    • @nav5722
      @nav5722 5 років тому +6

      Jenelle Cedillo HAHAAHH

  • @bunniebabiey7568
    @bunniebabiey7568 4 роки тому +4342

    Words I'm deciding to use more:
    • Wicked
    • Bonkers
    • Dude
    • Man
    • Pardon
    • Folks
    • Stellar
    KURTIS NOTICE ME

  • @applepornography
    @applepornography 2 роки тому +29

    I enjoy the use of Shrek as an example of romantic love, it genuinely is an excellent example.

  • @jakethepillowsnake4098
    @jakethepillowsnake4098 2 роки тому +13

    "I'm stuck in this box and I hate my parents."
    That is such a mood.

  • @dizaitseva1441
    @dizaitseva1441 3 роки тому +8081

    Oh, we've got divorced by mutual consent, so we had divorce party with the cake that had a lettering "may divorce be with you" on it :)

    • @plasticfrog4533
      @plasticfrog4533 3 роки тому +893

      that's so sweet, wishing you both the best!

    • @moonytoast116
      @moonytoast116 3 роки тому +1013

      No matter your sexual orientation or gender,
      That is the most lesbian divorce ever

    • @soupzey
      @soupzey 3 роки тому +206

      @@moonytoast116 LMFAO FR

    • @KSS7000
      @KSS7000 3 роки тому +134

      @@moonytoast116
      YT glitch I can’t click read more :/

    • @doiwannaknow253
      @doiwannaknow253 3 роки тому +192

      @@moonytoast116 I deadass kept clicking read more- what the fuck

  • @leahmorales3514
    @leahmorales3514 5 років тому +3128

    Shrek is the best romantic anime I have ever seen

  • @jealyn6353
    @jealyn6353 Рік тому +13

    fun fact: in Rome you didn't 'get a divorce' one spouse just had to consider themselves not married to the other person, like you didn't even have to notify your spouse which is really freaking funny.

    • @zubetp
      @zubetp Рік тому +1

      lmao like that guy on the bachelorette whose longterm girlfriend found out he was leaving her when he went on the bachelorette. and when he was asked about it on the show he said he "felt like he'd ended things in his heart"

  • @kikijamin5635
    @kikijamin5635 2 роки тому +12

    "love is the best part of being alive"
    Aromatic people - Guess I'll die

    • @cheetosan
      @cheetosan Рік тому +6

      aromatic? i think u mean aromantic, unless you’re talking about ppl who smell good 😂

    • @mammoneymelon
      @mammoneymelon Рік тому +7

      i mean there are many forms of love! i love my friends and family with all my heart, romantic love isn't superior to other types of love

    • @ReiAnikaAyanami
      @ReiAnikaAyanami Рік тому +3

      platonic love: guess i'll die

  • @francinedune
    @francinedune 5 років тому +13183

    your jokes will always be stupid but will never be unfunny

  • @mrd4518
    @mrd4518 5 років тому +1124

    I'm never getting divorced from my extra greeting.

    • @poppygloria4835
      @poppygloria4835 4 роки тому

      marisdc the reason i am subscribed for

    • @Annicamdw
      @Annicamdw Місяць тому

      This aged really badly 😂😂

  • @tatevanceofficial
    @tatevanceofficial 2 роки тому +6

    Not me getting an ad for a divorce lawyer in the middle of this vid lmao

  • @cyro6900
    @cyro6900 2 роки тому +5

    being aromantic and watching the intro is surreal

  • @isabellajohnson2831
    @isabellajohnson2831 4 роки тому +15248

    my parents got divorced but they never made a tiktok, so does this mean they’re still together?

    • @KhayJayArt
      @KhayJayArt 4 роки тому +265

      No. They're not on Tik Tok because they are mature fucking adults with better things to do.
      Sorry, man. :(

    • @simbba-2586
      @simbba-2586 4 роки тому +16

      Nein. Hör auf zu träumen und such dir einen Job!

    • @username-fn3wi
      @username-fn3wi 4 роки тому +319

      @@KhayJayArt r/wooosh

    • @Oliver-fw6rc
      @Oliver-fw6rc 4 роки тому +53

      @user name That's not a whoooosh but okay.

    • @username-fn3wi
      @username-fn3wi 4 роки тому +131

      @@Oliver-fw6rc the answer of the dude I tagged was definitely a wooosh, not the actual comment

  • @neebling
    @neebling 3 роки тому +8024

    I love how he comes in during editing to make a joke he forgot to make during filming. What a dork, 11/10.

  • @darkshadowjoselynedelgadil8671
    @darkshadowjoselynedelgadil8671 2 роки тому +11

    When you love someone by James tw is literally THE song that helped me go through my parent's separation, and hearing in a divorce TikTok somehow makes me feel so.... bad

  • @hermoniegranger4482
    @hermoniegranger4482 9 місяців тому +5

    I only recently started watching KC videos and finding out he's a fellow Canadian just from saying "Grade 5" vs. "5th Grade" was such a pleasant surprise. I just assumed he was American like Greg or that other Greg.

  • @isabellavicente244
    @isabellavicente244 5 років тому +1426

    “Why don’t we go watch Star Wars u know the force.”
    “DIVORCE.....dude” *cries*
    “No...no the force”
    I DIEDDDDEdddd

    • @ebba646
      @ebba646 5 років тому +4

      Isabella Vicente his ”dude” ALWAYS KILLS ME

  • @minutemaid7527
    @minutemaid7527 4 роки тому +1342

    Dude: * sad music and he throws his ring *
    ....
    Dude: aw shit where’d it go that wasn’t a good take

    • @esmem5973
      @esmem5973 3 роки тому

      Im imagining this now lmao

  • @salma-vl2qf
    @salma-vl2qf 2 роки тому +8

    as someone with divorced parents, i too claim the "making fun of divorce pass"

  • @Rachel-dp2ts
    @Rachel-dp2ts 2 роки тому +8

    I think it’s so funny to imagine them throwing the ring for the tiktok and then as soon as it stops recording they’re like “fucking shit that’s expensive” and immediately scramble around to pick it up

  • @mikee177
    @mikee177 4 роки тому +2141

    why are the covers funnier than the actual-

    • @tin2097
      @tin2097 4 роки тому +29

      Omg I love your pfp uwu

    • @minteye125
      @minteye125 4 роки тому +8

      woah are these yoi fans I spot

    • @sophiisherman7463
      @sophiisherman7463 4 роки тому +23

      I think the word ur looking for is “better”

    • @viesan7816
      @viesan7816 4 роки тому

      The YOI fandom!

    • @kestalami
      @kestalami 4 роки тому +3

      I thought you guys mean yoai and I just didn't question anything
      (idk what yoi is)

  • @lilyforbes4076
    @lilyforbes4076 5 років тому +2312

    I guess they just couldn't tik toklerate each other any more

  • @michealtheamazing4109
    @michealtheamazing4109 7 місяців тому +7

    Kurty already dropped the banger of the year at 2:45

  • @yurfavsis
    @yurfavsis 2 роки тому +10

    Making tiktoks after a divorce is the easiest way to let everyone know you’re back on the market 😂😂 they can now quench their thirst with your single drip! Thanks for coming to my Ted Talk.

  • @parislondon163
    @parislondon163 5 років тому +2031

    hearing kurtis conner say "my guy" cleanses my soul actually

  • @Lucy044
    @Lucy044 3 роки тому +3328

    My dad acts like these dudes, he’s so dramatic. He treated my mom like shit, and he still does. My mom on the other hand, she’s been so happy ever since it happened. Yet my dad is like “what diD I ever dO to you! WAAAHhhh I LoVe YOUuUU” like fucking end me.

    • @wiman3332
      @wiman3332 2 роки тому +140

      oh my god im so sorry

    • @reeree.360
      @reeree.360 2 роки тому +208

      Bestie, are we living the same life?

    • @Thomas_Winters
      @Thomas_Winters 2 роки тому +86

      This comment has me dying, I’m so sorry bro

    • @scorpioj3
      @scorpioj3 2 роки тому +45

      same beastie but the thing is she actually accepted him back

    • @miad6160
      @miad6160 2 роки тому +157

      I feel like when men are immature, it’s always in that way. (Not saying that men are immature, but when they are it’s always like this.) emotionally/relationship immaturity

  • @datfatrat7135
    @datfatrat7135 2 роки тому +7

    As a child of divorce do any of y’all remember when ur parents were gonna “take a break for a bit”

  • @Koda_ishere
    @Koda_ishere Рік тому +5

    Kurtis first words are always the best, “I look like a pop punk mime”

  • @daniellemichael1
    @daniellemichael1 5 років тому +9211

    Hit or miss
    *_I guess she took the kids, huh_*

    • @Fabler21
      @Fabler21 5 років тому +65

      It's not even like you made this how the fuck do you have so much likes

    • @spectralLane
      @spectralLane 5 років тому +213

      @@Fabler21 because it's a funny comment

    • @abbystambaugh1967
      @abbystambaugh1967 5 років тому +36

      This made my day, you are a genius

    • @murphdawgswizzle
      @murphdawgswizzle 5 років тому +14

      I CHOKED ON MY ICE ANSNENWNEJ

    • @kylalol2710
      @kylalol2710 5 років тому +11

      Alana’s Mini Zoo .. it’s an old meme

  • @isthatachicken
    @isthatachicken 5 років тому +2443

    "roses are red
    violrts are blue
    why'd you leave me Karen
    what-what did I do?"

    • @rachelschovajsa6497
      @rachelschovajsa6497 5 років тому +21

      is that a chicken?
      I wanna see the kids Karen

    • @kj4334
      @kj4334 5 років тому +10

      @@lilyartemis1950 oh dang 👏

    • @badumtss5745
      @badumtss5745 5 років тому +3

      @@lilyartemis1950 k ?? Just because my grammar is wrong, you gon' act so sensitive??

    • @benjaminacuna8013
      @benjaminacuna8013 4 роки тому +10

      Karen’s a savage she ain’t ever gonna tell you

    • @badumtss5745
      @badumtss5745 4 роки тому +1

      @@benjaminacuna8013 ok.

  • @MrRichieRides
    @MrRichieRides 2 роки тому +8

    The best part of this whole video is you singing 😂😂❤️