Straight People Gotta Stop

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КОМЕНТАРІ • 27 тис.

  • @kurtisconner
    @kurtisconner  4 роки тому +93970

    if ur a pissed off heterosexual person in the comments please take a chill pill bucko you’re allowed to laugh at yourself!!! relax!!!

    • @emma-cb6wh
      @emma-cb6wh 4 роки тому +1498

      Kurtis Conner hi kurtis

    • @tastynicecat1677
      @tastynicecat1677 4 роки тому +2798

      Woah, *I'm offended*

    • @Amanda-zp3rg
      @Amanda-zp3rg 4 роки тому +943

      bucko

    • @pompompurin2006
      @pompompurin2006 4 роки тому +2296

      Yesh Please *offended in gay*

    • @Algeesoup
      @Algeesoup 4 роки тому +2622

      This is hilarious, str8 ppl b crazy. But we still love y’all lol

  • @FootlessJo
    @FootlessJo 4 роки тому +24919

    I was horrified to realize I haven't been subscribed....I thought I had been for months. I'm now mortified because I've been claiming that extra greeting for half a year without actually joining. What a deep and lasting moral failing, I am ashamed.

    • @aquaticangel3380
      @aquaticangel3380 4 роки тому +2167

      You should be ashamed.

    • @FootlessJo
      @FootlessJo 4 роки тому +1597

      @@aquaticangel3380 Deeply, deeply ashamed.

    • @lixonzito2481
      @lixonzito2481 4 роки тому +1308

      well congrats on becoming an official resident of Kurtistown

    • @bostonvontugeln7325
      @bostonvontugeln7325 4 роки тому +826

      Give us back our greetings, thief!

    • @エイジャ
      @エイジャ 4 роки тому +352

      It happens to the best of us

  • @xx-mr2bb
    @xx-mr2bb 4 роки тому +11991

    “don’t loose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” *has to be the worst advice i’ve ever heard* 😂

    • @dayonnasimmons4455
      @dayonnasimmons4455 4 роки тому +301

      I KNOOWWWW I thought they made that as a joke 💀💀💀

    • @megschwartz2461
      @megschwartz2461 4 роки тому +481

      Right 😂😂 How can you be an unfaithful ‘loyal’ man, like what does that even mean

    • @mufields
      @mufields 4 роки тому +271

      "Dont lose a faithful man bc hes unfaithful" basically how that "advice" sounds

    • @mariumkhan1078
      @mariumkhan1078 4 роки тому +8

      babygxx and that’s what makes it even better

    • @INSERTMARI
      @INSERTMARI 4 роки тому

      lmao

  • @huihui05
    @huihui05 4 роки тому +2527

    "Heterono, oh no" that's how I feel as a bisexual all the time

  • @lilycatherine3238
    @lilycatherine3238 2 роки тому +6842

    If cutting out your eyes makes your boyfriend happy, that isn’t your boyfriend. That’s the mayor of Prague.

  • @raymondhooper3644
    @raymondhooper3644 4 роки тому +8725

    "Babe whats your biggest fear?"
    "Definitely wasps"
    "NO, you were supposed to say losing me!"
    "Idk wasps are pretty scary"

    • @sicksalt7765
      @sicksalt7765 4 роки тому +468

      "I think you should BEE a little more romantic"

    • @ineciaw9249
      @ineciaw9249 4 роки тому +81

      Operatic Egg I tip my hat to you.

    • @floofkiniguess1026
      @floofkiniguess1026 4 роки тому +51

      Princess Neica
      Ya like jazz?

    • @dookiefart8818
      @dookiefart8818 4 роки тому +30

      @Savannah Phillips wheres the b

    • @nayabr.119
      @nayabr.119 4 роки тому +1

      Operatic Egg im investing stock in this comment

  • @aydanouman8275
    @aydanouman8275 4 роки тому +21309

    The extra greeting really hits different when that’s basically the only human interaction you’re getting

    • @user-oq7ee2ol6i
      @user-oq7ee2ol6i 4 роки тому +64

      damn that's true

    • @Whateva360
      @Whateva360 4 роки тому +24

      yea 😭

    • @nemesis7539
      @nemesis7539 4 роки тому +41

      I was about to C r y

    • @RM-ib8tq
      @RM-ib8tq 4 роки тому +9

      Damn I didn’t think about it that way but yeah

    • @IsaacClodfelter
      @IsaacClodfelter 4 роки тому +13

      That's why I subscribed in the first place, why else would you?

  • @eatmyahs7603
    @eatmyahs7603 4 роки тому +5645

    that extra greeting hits different when you’re non-heterosexual

  • @invisiman1938
    @invisiman1938 2 роки тому +2637

    There are two types of elderly couple
    The kind who hate each other with a dying passion for no apparent reason and don't get a divorce because they'd bee too lonely and lose a lot of money
    And the two most wholesome people you will ever know
    There is absolutely no in between.

    • @purincore320
      @purincore320 2 роки тому +6

      they've either been married for 60 years and are the kindest people in the world, or they would kill each other at any given chance

    • @iananderson4754
      @iananderson4754 Рік тому +52

      Well my grandparents get along great. They were friends since childhood

    • @ciphergacha9100
      @ciphergacha9100 Рік тому +34

      My grandparents used to be the most wholesome people ever

    • @Jupiter-T
      @Jupiter-T Рік тому +45

      How about the old couple that's like super annoyed with each other's bad habits but is like "Well I've put up with you this long... shit, might as well keep on going."

    • @invisiman1938
      @invisiman1938 Рік тому +35

      @@Jupiter-T that's the first type

  • @rachaelelizabeth8711
    @rachaelelizabeth8711 4 роки тому +9197

    "don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful"
    do u even know what loyal means bro

    • @Bellas61
      @Bellas61 4 роки тому +306

      Surprised loyal is even spelled right

    • @K1llswitchkat
      @K1llswitchkat 4 роки тому +5

      wooosh

    • @thecrazygingey3692
      @thecrazygingey3692 4 роки тому +101

      @@K1llswitchkat do u know what wooosh means my guy

    • @azzy__films
      @azzy__films 4 роки тому +10

      I read this just as the part came in the video

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 роки тому +84

      “Don’t lose a loyal man even though he isn’t really a loyal man”

  • @AnastassiaHaynes
    @AnastassiaHaynes 3 роки тому +5218

    when that girl said "our world" she was telling him she's a commie

  • @hi-pb8bq
    @hi-pb8bq 4 роки тому +13026

    the “has this ever happened to you” bit was a genuine fever dream

  • @KoiKat_
    @KoiKat_ 2 роки тому +2601

    The only time I've ever seen a gender reveal party I actually liked was one for a pregnant horse.

    • @thenetherbaddie9760
      @thenetherbaddie9760 2 роки тому +56

      thats amazing

    • @Morrislover.they.xem.
      @Morrislover.they.xem. 2 роки тому +41

      Ya, horses are pretty great

    • @222fleur_
      @222fleur_ Рік тому +175

      I hoped they named the baby horse “equestrianne”

    • @syd3262
      @syd3262 Рік тому +15

      did they make any horse puns

    • @ninaa_eu
      @ninaa_eu Рік тому

      12:05 no. Ur making me mad. You’re getting on my nerves.

  • @drew4458
    @drew4458 4 роки тому +3269

    "i feel like i moved houses, cuz that was a lot to unpack" is one of kurtis's best jokes

  • @therealslimshitty5186
    @therealslimshitty5186 4 роки тому +7023

    "Welcome to my world."
    _"Our_ world now."
    **Soviet Anthem starts playing**

    • @aoife78
      @aoife78 4 роки тому +12

      ARR YOU KIRRIN ME, IDIA? Lmaoooooo 😂

    • @0Flow0
      @0Flow0 4 роки тому +5

      Wtf 😅

    • @gaydummy2845
      @gaydummy2845 4 роки тому +44

      ☭ for the motherland! ☭

    • @EarlyOwOwl
      @EarlyOwOwl 4 роки тому +2

      i still relevant
      no
      my city now

    • @lilithhastur1952
      @lilithhastur1952 4 роки тому +27

      Well y'know, red is the color of love and sharing is caring, so communism

  • @jacjg3629
    @jacjg3629 4 роки тому +3541

    he said “welcome to my world” she then said “our world now”
    𝙘𝙤𝙢𝙢𝙪𝙣𝙞𝙨𝙢 𝙞𝙣𝙩𝙚𝙣𝙨𝙞𝙛𝙞𝙚𝙨

  • @crisptomato9495
    @crisptomato9495 Рік тому +1039

    Ok but as a gay, that Shrek wedding looks lit af.

  • @officialjohnlee
    @officialjohnlee 4 роки тому +2723

    Whenever he said “has this ever happened to you?” I thought he was about to sponsor some vpn to block the ads

  • @ireallywannasleep3737
    @ireallywannasleep3737 4 роки тому +5600

    Theres nothing hotter than a dude who's comfotable with his sexuality tbh

    • @masterchef7888
      @masterchef7888 4 роки тому +44

      IREALLYWANNASLEEP exactly

    • @ratbabe455
      @ratbabe455 4 роки тому +134

      the bar is so low for you guys

    • @whalienabi
      @whalienabi 4 роки тому +180

      Yes!! Maybe my opinion doesn't count since I'm a gay woman, but seeing how comfortable Tom Holland is with his sexuality is one of the main reasons why he'll be the only man I find attractive

    • @trailer-trash-trans-boi5363
      @trailer-trash-trans-boi5363 4 роки тому +39

      @@whalienabi I knoow what you're talking about as a gay male women who're comfy with themselves really be makin bi

    • @canves9817
      @canves9817 4 роки тому +8

      there is: woman

  • @2445elijah
    @2445elijah 4 роки тому +2093

    Honestly the worst straight memes and stuff involve “sacrifice yourself to your lover and ignore their glaring faults” it’s horrible and perfect for helping normalize abusive relations

    • @daniboy4153
      @daniboy4153 4 роки тому +9

      The dude speaks the truth, straight stuff really does try to normalize abuse and all

    • @howarewedoingtoday5635
      @howarewedoingtoday5635 4 роки тому +1

      Black Knight Fool you do realize there talking about memes not people, right? Just a little advice if you were more careful about making anything more personal to you than it should you would be a lot happier and less stressed in life. Since you kind of miss the whole point of the original statement and made it about you instead of the issue at had.

    • @howarewedoingtoday5635
      @howarewedoingtoday5635 4 роки тому +2

      Black Knight Fool in you heart do you really believe there was a malicious intent against the entire straight community because the original comment talked about “normalizing abuse is bad”? So is that an a good thing? The way you pull up sources and point fingers makes it seem like you have no intention to empathize with others and chose to blame shift instead, and yet you’re last source implies that you are more concerned with the empathy of a gay man with feminist, lesbians, and women . I didn’t think you were going to reply with this much of everything, but since you did reply and seem pretty passionate I’m now very intrigued and just want to have a conversation to know why this is affecting you so much

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 роки тому +5620

    Honestly as a straight guy, that “I hate my wife” boomer humor really grosses me out. Like, don’t be with her man, divorce is very much a thing now. Becoming toxic and resentful doesn’t help anyone.

    • @Atlas_here5580
      @Atlas_here5580 2 роки тому +57

      They're secretly gay duh

    • @wrathofthelamb318
      @wrathofthelamb318 2 роки тому +187

      @@Atlas_here5580 lack of attraction towards women doesn't equal misogyny.

    • @Atlas_here5580
      @Atlas_here5580 2 роки тому +44

      @@wrathofthelamb318 dude it was a joke, im well aware of that

    • @purplecobra52
      @purplecobra52 Рік тому +52

      Boomers came from a time where divorce was largely frowned upon. And then my grandparents are just stubborn.

    • @osiris676
      @osiris676 Рік тому +25

      The guy can't leave because back in the 60's and he was still young, he never felt like he needed to learn how to cook healthy food or keep a house clean. He needs an experienced woman to do it for him. But truly, both of the spouses stay because of a feeling of security. Deep down, they despise each other but would rather hang on to each other than die alone.

  • @Raven-wq4li
    @Raven-wq4li 4 роки тому +11391

    my therapist: eyeless kurtis isn't real he can't hurt you
    eyeless kurtis: ⚫👄⚫

  • @Belelelekake
    @Belelelekake 4 роки тому +5877

    “i never asked you to cut your eyes out and sell your leg why would you do that to yourself”
    the girlfriend: ⚫️👄⚫️

  • @DoctorWorm97
    @DoctorWorm97 4 роки тому +6709

    this aged like fine wine with elon musk naming his kid X Æ A-12

    • @anglicothemonkey3496
      @anglicothemonkey3496 4 роки тому +106

      that was probably grimes, they're really really cool

    • @lilj3045
      @lilj3045 4 роки тому +41

      AnglicoTheMonkey aka kyle

    • @guitaria66636
      @guitaria66636 4 роки тому +55

      Vic Eaton it was grimes who named her kid X Æ A-12.
      edit: plus, grimes isn’t 100% straight so

    • @s.a.8548
      @s.a.8548 4 роки тому +38

      Is grimes bi? She gives off that vibe.

    • @julianmars8968
      @julianmars8968 4 роки тому +41

      weirdo yeah but Elon also added the A-12 part

  • @lmaojustchangedmyname4565
    @lmaojustchangedmyname4565 2 роки тому +256

    As a not straight person, actually if you’re a straight man and woman getting married and you’re gonna dress up as shrek and Fiona for that, that’s the best thing I’ve ever seen

  • @marinarasauce5701
    @marinarasauce5701 4 роки тому +9036

    why do all of kurtis’s tiny jokes turn into mini movies

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 4 роки тому +365

      He is too powerful

    • @poffydaisy5134
      @poffydaisy5134 4 роки тому +421

      He can't control his power of _green screen_

    • @skeletiddes
      @skeletiddes 4 роки тому +132

      why do we just....accept it?? LMAO

    • @it4065
      @it4065 4 роки тому +170

      @@skeletiddes because he's our mayor

    • @krisdoesart9643
      @krisdoesart9643 4 роки тому +49

      skeletiddes cause he's the mayor and we've gotta be nice to him

  • @nereushall6346
    @nereushall6346 4 роки тому +767

    Kurtis: I’m never doing green screen sketches again
    Kurtis: proceeds to do more green screen sketches

  • @dellybird5394
    @dellybird5394 2 роки тому +812

    I think straight people are more likely to end up in resentful marriages because it's the most socially acceptable relationship type. People don't get gay married or stay in poly relationships just because their family/church expects them to, they do it because they've done a lot of self-reflection and realized that's what will make them happy.
    On the other hand, a lot of straight marriages happen just because they're following the Life ScriptTM without any self-reflection. So, it is more likely that they'll get married to the wrong person for the wrong reasons.
    A lot of people just won't do well in a lifelong relationship with one person. Some people do better with other types of relationships (or none at all), but they are taught that marriage is the only "right" way. So, they force themselves into an arrangement they dislike and convince themselves the resentment is normal.
    Marriage works well for me, since I'm a creature of habit that loves waking up with the same partner every single day. You're not broken if you don't want that, so don't consign yourself to a life of posting passive aggressive cope memes... be yourself!

    • @Uncle188
      @Uncle188 2 роки тому

      Not exactly. Gay men are generally the happiest couples. Lesbians are generally the most abusive. Heterosexual couples are in the middle.

    • @Ismael-kc3ry
      @Ismael-kc3ry 2 роки тому +73

      All true, also keep in mind that straight relationships are statistically much much much more likely, so the number of unhealthy straight relationships is astronomically higher by default

    • @sayonara963
      @sayonara963 2 роки тому +26

      I mean, isnt straight relationships like 80 or maybe 90% of the world’s population? It makes sense that there r A LOT of unhappy straight relationships, not just bc of expectations.. being in an lgbt relationship doesnt mean u’ll be happy. It just depends on how ppl handle their relationships.. im concern why make a general assumption of straight relationships.

    • @elisecode2212
      @elisecode2212 2 роки тому +6

      amatonormativity ✨

    • @NadiaSeesIt
      @NadiaSeesIt 2 роки тому +17

      This is weird take. A lot of these kinds of relationships are relegated to older generations. It's more culture specific than sexuality specific. I've seen amazing and crappy marriages of many sexualities, people's generations are more indicative of this

  • @shilohelgin2408
    @shilohelgin2408 4 роки тому +5101

    That gender reveal joke was so far ahead of its time.

  • @hexmum9745
    @hexmum9745 4 роки тому +4738

    why is no one talking about how kurtis has a cello

    • @emash3361
      @emash3361 4 роки тому +126

      i was looking through the comments for this ahaha

    • @alinaschroderus
      @alinaschroderus 4 роки тому +31

      hexmum i was looking for this comment!

    • @fernandatoledo5504
      @fernandatoledo5504 4 роки тому +18

      i was lokking for this comment too

    • @roshnisohail4356
      @roshnisohail4356 4 роки тому +102

      He rented it just for the joke 😭

    • @heyitsava352
      @heyitsava352 4 роки тому +18

      I was so confused when i saw it lmao

  • @aj-mf1mb
    @aj-mf1mb 4 роки тому +5319

    i’m so proud of kurtis for coming out as straight

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 4 роки тому +32

      bts gay i love your username

    • @ccl501
      @ccl501 4 роки тому +53

      @@socialnorm3295 -i fucking hate your name-
      *same*

    • @socialnorm3295
      @socialnorm3295 4 роки тому +7

      「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 its better than chicken scratches

    • @finley7986
      @finley7986 4 роки тому +13

      「Cøsmic latte ダーリン」 omfg I legit *wheezed*-

    • @baleighmiller9692
      @baleighmiller9692 4 роки тому +18

      It’s so brave of him😌🥺

  • @ChipsofShrimp
    @ChipsofShrimp Рік тому +73

    If men hate their wife, why don’t they try men?

    • @poison-LICKTHEPOISON
      @poison-LICKTHEPOISON Рік тому +7

      This is actually how I found out I was bi

    • @ChipsofShrimp
      @ChipsofShrimp Рік тому +5

      @@poison-LICKTHEPOISON congrats!

    • @Mountinny
      @Mountinny 2 місяці тому

      @@poison-LICKTHEPOISON You found out you were.. BIASED!!

  • @e3xiii315
    @e3xiii315 4 роки тому +1395

    Who’s buying legs and eyes? Asking for a friend.

  • @mars6855
    @mars6855 4 роки тому +8484

    me: oh cute baby! what’s its name?
    straight white woman: well it’s a GIRL, she’s wearing pink socks. and her name is drywall, thank you

    • @pluto3194
      @pluto3194 4 роки тому +1036

      Inaccurate
      It'd be named Drie-wa'al

    • @somekid1488
      @somekid1488 4 роки тому +9

      200th like let's goo

    • @MeltingMellons
      @MeltingMellons 4 роки тому +146

      Because that’s how it felt like making her

    • @r.7530
      @r.7530 4 роки тому +35

      @@MeltingMellons NAILED IT😂😂😂

    • @communistskeletonpiss
      @communistskeletonpiss 4 роки тому +18

      @@MeltingMellons isn't that the case with every straight couple?

  • @ASTER10NN
    @ASTER10NN 4 роки тому +607

    What is the “home of sexuals” and why do people keep saying I live there?

  • @SandwichGodAllMighty
    @SandwichGodAllMighty Рік тому +108

    Chill cool dude that respects other people’s sexuality’s and genders/pronouns. Respect.

  • @sammie4159
    @sammie4159 4 роки тому +2121

    that whole cello skit was a f e v e r d r e a m

    • @jarjarbinks1006
      @jarjarbinks1006 4 роки тому +33

      Ya I felt fucking high

    • @Matty002
      @Matty002 4 роки тому +41

      no it was an i n f o m e r c i a l

    • @maliacole2523
      @maliacole2523 4 роки тому +17

      i forgot what i was watching

    • @Treethefairydog
      @Treethefairydog 4 роки тому +4

      I am watching it and I've had to pause it cuz I'm far to high for this

    • @levilolol523
      @levilolol523 4 роки тому +1

      He had the wrong bowhold😤

  • @anicunningham5520
    @anicunningham5520 4 роки тому +1149

    paint me like one of your french girls? nah, play me like one of your cellos

  • @grayson8686
    @grayson8686 4 роки тому +4040

    kurtis: have you ever seen cringy, heterosexual stuff?
    my parents: i am actually... the president of the company.

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 4 роки тому +129

      C e o o f h o m o p h o b i c a b u s e r - my dad

    • @lvely4126
      @lvely4126 4 роки тому +61

      @@thatsonyou6093 Are you okay tho? Does he abuse you?

    • @cobbvanthdilf
      @cobbvanthdilf 4 роки тому +105

      My whole school: I am actually the president of the company

    • @thatsonyou6093
      @thatsonyou6093 4 роки тому +41

      @@lvely4126 (The abuse has nothong to do with the homophobia btw) but he abuses my mom

    • @lvely4126
      @lvely4126 4 роки тому +61

      @@thatsonyou6093 That's still really worrying... Maybe you should tell someone who could help?

  • @dhampir_days
    @dhampir_days 2 роки тому +174

    if anyone is wondering why "I hate my spouse" culture is so rampant, it's mostly because of the shaming associated with divorce in more conservative communities. people feel like getting divorced makes them unlovable, inherently a bitch and it's often frowned upon in said communities due to misogyny and the idea you must be with your husband for life regardless of happiness. especially in the US, where another factor is the divorce process is a bitch in itself. people are afraid of being ousted from their social circles or turned into jokes, so when their marriages are obviously showing signs of falling apart, they just... don't get divorced. this leads to deeper resentment and sadly abuse, and any kids in the picture often take a brunt of it too. some people can't realise they're just not a good fit together, which also ties in with the expectations on people to have a happy nuclear heterosexual family, or the idea that dating and relationships are what make people good and whole, not just being good people, and that not wanting to be married makes them bad somehow (this connects to amatonormativity, but that's another can of worms) then there are also a lot of couples who are kind of forced to get married due to circumstances, such as the girl getting pregnant. this obviously isn't a great basis for any relationships.

    • @hid3f_
      @hid3f_ 2 роки тому

      perfectly said

    • @shivanipathak5380
      @shivanipathak5380 Рік тому +2

      True and in India it's much worse because here the entire families get married and more often then not the woman is expected to take care of not only the husband but also his parents since they live in the same house (kids moving out from their parents house is frowned about here since it's considered "abandoning"). It is slowly getting better though 🤞🏻

    • @vermillion2023
      @vermillion2023 6 місяців тому

      i cried while reading this

  • @papayasmith
    @papayasmith 4 роки тому +4098

    Don’t lose a loyal man just because he’s not loyal

  • @hatsuneloren
    @hatsuneloren 4 роки тому +7097

    When he came out as a “straight white guy” I felt that

    • @Jeoloseph
      @Jeoloseph 4 роки тому +5

      Why

    • @mechalinden
      @mechalinden 4 роки тому +115

      Leothelion why not?

    • @Jeoloseph
      @Jeoloseph 4 роки тому +17

      @@mechalinden I just dont really get what it means by "I felt that", I mean it doesn't really mean anything or make any sense in that context

    • @laylal4907
      @laylal4907 4 роки тому +19

      I was the 420th like say thanks

    • @ashleywangg
      @ashleywangg 4 роки тому +137

      Leothelion Bro, it's a joke 😕

  • @Mostly_Roblox
    @Mostly_Roblox Рік тому +419

    As a straight white guy, this is the reason I don't judge a group by it's worst members

  • @Keyser___Soze
    @Keyser___Soze 3 роки тому +17113

    “Dont lose a LOYAL man because he’s occasionally UNFAITHFUL”
    That literally couldn’t contradict itself anymore. That literally makes zero sense and isn’t possible

    • @arnavjain2742
      @arnavjain2742 3 роки тому +1511

      Dont lose a VEGAN man because he occasionally EATS MEAT.

    • @spaghetti-zc5on
      @spaghetti-zc5on 3 роки тому +818

      Don’t lose a CHAIR because it occasionally EXPLODES

    • @_ikako_
      @_ikako_ 3 роки тому +922

      Don't lose your ELECTRIC CAR just because it sometimes RUNS ON GAS

    • @bagelinpond2433
      @bagelinpond2433 3 роки тому +730

      Dont lose the KIDS, please come back Jenifer i miss you

    • @sunhopii8534
      @sunhopii8534 3 роки тому +196

      @@bagelinpond2433 sorry for your loss dude

  • @StAshleigh
    @StAshleigh 4 роки тому +2382

    Those boomer "jokes" about hating their spouses have always made me so uncomfortable. How are they going to tell me I should be getting married when they make it look like hell. Do the world a favour and just divorce.

    • @erinbush9005
      @erinbush9005 4 роки тому +75

      YESS. They make me feel so weird, my mom sometimes posts them and.....ahhh. they're in a happy marriage too, which makes it even weirder🤦‍♀️

    • @DiggyDiggy1919
      @DiggyDiggy1919 4 роки тому +5

      These aren't boomer jokes. I see them from EVERYONE

    • @evannnnnnnnnn369
      @evannnnnnnnnn369 4 роки тому

      Agreed

    • @escapedscienceexperiement9824
      @escapedscienceexperiement9824 4 роки тому +52

      @@DiggyDiggy1919 They are definitely boomer originated. ppl from the later gens just adopted it.

    • @Alina-kc5ky
      @Alina-kc5ky 4 роки тому +18

      DiggyDiggy19 yeah u kinda right, toxic dating culture be like that. it’s just so mainstream.

  • @steakjoke
    @steakjoke 4 роки тому +11915

    I’m glad Kurtis, as a straight guy, recognizes the difference between normal straight folk and. The Straights.

    • @myajanette
      @myajanette 4 роки тому +26

      steakjoke yuppppp

    • @Audiophile979
      @Audiophile979 4 роки тому +14

      😂😂😂

    • @JJ-jw9ec
      @JJ-jw9ec 4 роки тому +285

      I wish more straight people would get that and stop being offended the second we ramble about some straight bullshit.

    • @lemonloop4270
      @lemonloop4270 4 роки тому +1

      @@Violent4rain is that ethan lmao

    • @veryconfused967
      @veryconfused967 4 роки тому +128

      Yes I hate it when people don’t understand the difference

  • @ashegrey3042
    @ashegrey3042 7 місяців тому +33

    don’t lose a *loyal* man bc he’s *occasionally unfaithful* is WILD

  • @mill1757
    @mill1757 4 роки тому +1349

    WHY DID THE CELLO SKIT ESCALATE LIKE THAT IM CRYINGF

    • @togarmah9848
      @togarmah9848 4 роки тому +3

      U KNOWW!!!

    • @ia490
      @ia490 4 роки тому +27

      I thought it was time for the ad and I was confused when it didn't happen 😂 that would've been such a good segue

    • @alaynachichester8833
      @alaynachichester8833 4 роки тому +18

      like did he actually buy a cello just for the skit???

    • @ShoulderMonster
      @ShoulderMonster 4 роки тому +3

      @@alaynachichester8833 I wondered if he always had it and this joke provided the perfect excuse to pull it out! "Finally..."

    • @claire3614
      @claire3614 4 роки тому

      Oh my god I've been laughing for minutes now make this stop

  • @viaviaviavia
    @viaviaviavia 4 роки тому +1010

    Okay the "has this ever happened to you?" sequence was masterful. Comedy gold. Incredible. I'm speechless.

    • @Mucelinq
      @Mucelinq 4 роки тому +14

      A cinematic masterpiece

    • @miro6960
      @miro6960 4 роки тому +25

      I'm straight but... It was incredible

    • @miro6960
      @miro6960 4 роки тому +16

      Jk I'm gay

    • @ChickenKinglolz
      @ChickenKinglolz 4 роки тому +5

      It was frictionless

    • @monomonito929
      @monomonito929 4 роки тому +2

      kurtis' humour is getting more and more abstract and I'm living 4 it

  • @dbyron3824
    @dbyron3824 4 роки тому +2230

    Australia has a show called “married at first sight”. So do what you will with that information

    • @zidvicious6047
      @zidvicious6047 4 роки тому +64

      Oh God that show annoys me.

    • @artemis_beans
      @artemis_beans 4 роки тому +42

      American has it to me and my mom watch it sometimes

    • @sah-z7o
      @sah-z7o 4 роки тому +12

      Sarcastic Trash same here in England

    • @madisond453
      @madisond453 4 роки тому +7

      Sarcastic Trash sight* but yes, and it’s comedy gold

    • @치킨사줘-d1v
      @치킨사줘-d1v 4 роки тому +1

      yeah same here in France

  • @gomibear.
    @gomibear. 2 роки тому +88

    As a straight person I apologize for these peoples actions

  • @rileymcgowan6490
    @rileymcgowan6490 3 роки тому +3525

    My sister’s friend’s mom went to school with someone named Cynjohnthia. A hybrid of Cynthia and John. I wish I was making that up.

    • @hid3f_
      @hid3f_ 3 роки тому +145

      BRUH

    • @CreativeCreatorCreates
      @CreativeCreatorCreates 3 роки тому +76

      Ooh noooooooooo

    • @imbroke97
      @imbroke97 3 роки тому +335

      Americans will name their kids ANYTHING except for a normal name

    • @CreativeCreatorCreates
      @CreativeCreatorCreates 3 роки тому +49

      @@imbroke97 my boys have familial names...from their elders. I can’t fathom naming themselves something awful. When I was little I was told my name was a mans name (Sidney was my granddads name). No one else had it, which at the time was upsetting. Im fine with it now lol. Back then the popular names were Amy and Jennifer. I knew multiples of each throughout my whole life until post college years.

    • @sausageassassinn
      @sausageassassinn 3 роки тому +66

      I feel so bad for that poor kid,I hope they changed their name

  • @lia-sm3em
    @lia-sm3em 4 роки тому +3587

    im straight but kissing the homies goodnight is where its at

    • @stzy8282
      @stzy8282 4 роки тому +18

      Ong

    • @lucy-vo2lr
      @lucy-vo2lr 4 роки тому +73

      i wish i could kiss the homies goodnight :(

    • @EA-kq6hh
      @EA-kq6hh 4 роки тому +106

      I'll be more concern if you *didn't* kiss homies gn

    • @cicada7788
      @cicada7788 4 роки тому +40

      you aint real homies if it aint a lil gay💯

    • @shredd9719
      @shredd9719 4 роки тому +11

      Kissing the homies goodnight isn't gay tho? 🤔

  • @dudebbro
    @dudebbro 4 роки тому +8792

    there's a difference between straight people and Straight People

    • @bigstunna2049
      @bigstunna2049 4 роки тому +589

      But what about straight People

    • @katherine996
      @katherine996 4 роки тому +48

      Facts

    • @ocencat9851
      @ocencat9851 4 роки тому +52

      Exactly. Just like music and music

    • @Denturess
      @Denturess 4 роки тому +209

      Ocen Cat I think you mean music and Music

    • @kahlyn4157
      @kahlyn4157 4 роки тому +423

      theres straight people and straight people™️

  • @SKU77_GVTZ
    @SKU77_GVTZ Рік тому +50

    as a demisexual trans male, straight white men that aren’t kurtis make me so uncomfortable 😭

    • @smoceany9478
      @smoceany9478 Рік тому +28

      man you gotta use commas, i thought you were sayin you were a demisexual trans male straight white men for a second

    • @calix_mayeus
      @calix_mayeus Рік тому +6

      @@smoceany9478 you are so funny (im not bein sarcastic i just think ur neat)

    • @SKU77_GVTZ
      @SKU77_GVTZ Рік тому +2

      @@smoceany9478 HELPP 💀 my bad bro

    • @altaccount9716
      @altaccount9716 2 місяці тому +1

      That's just racist. Imagine if somebody said:
      "black people who aren't Will Smith make me so uncomfortable."

    • @SKU77_GVTZ
      @SKU77_GVTZ 2 місяці тому

      @@altaccount9716 i sniff a straight white offended male

  • @minervajones2585
    @minervajones2585 4 роки тому +9106

    The gender reveal joke now is so depressingly funny

    • @avery6672
      @avery6672 4 роки тому +318

      he rlly did predict the future

    • @maisygibson84
      @maisygibson84 4 роки тому +108

      I was hoping that someone would comment this.

    • @savvielovesyou
      @savvielovesyou 4 роки тому +129

      This is like the second time he has done some predicting 2020 shit and it’s weird. I’m here for it but woah. Also so despresssing

    • @avery6672
      @avery6672 4 роки тому +19

      Savannah Harris When was the first time?

    • @jeIIycat
      @jeIIycat 4 роки тому +25

      Avery his cop video lmao

  • @mothwizard3095
    @mothwizard3095 4 роки тому +9228

    Straights TM: Kids are too young to know their sexuality
    Also Straights TM: *Asks two year old boy if he has a girlfriend yet*

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +28

      TM?

    • @kritisrivastava0
      @kritisrivastava0 3 роки тому +439

      @@dog_boy5123 trademark, as in Straights™

    • @illuminati0ficcial493
      @illuminati0ficcial493 3 роки тому +137

      Who tf asks a two year old if they have a girlfriend

    • @kritisrivastava0
      @kritisrivastava0 3 роки тому +575

      @@illuminati0ficcial493 Straights™. Pay attention

    • @dog_boy5123
      @dog_boy5123 3 роки тому +163

      @@illuminati0ficcial493 pedos who need to be send to hell

  • @cokejupiter6189
    @cokejupiter6189 4 роки тому +927

    Her: “He’s probably thinking about other girls”
    Him: *has this ever happened to you?*

  • @Remi_Lin
    @Remi_Lin Рік тому +38

    Bro is confident in his identity and comfortable in his masculinity. High key god tier dood. We love a great ally!

  • @delaneyy318
    @delaneyy318 4 роки тому +4548

    thinking about EquestriAnne's younger sister NeighDine...

    • @alexabrock21
      @alexabrock21 3 роки тому +38

      😭😭😂 ahhhh thats good

    • @sicilygianna
      @sicilygianna 3 роки тому +31

      Stop right this moment

    • @sicilygianna
      @sicilygianna 3 роки тому +7

      🤣🤣

    • @Jenauxn
      @Jenauxn 3 роки тому +7

      SOOO good.

    • @thekathal
      @thekathal 3 роки тому +17

      How the fuck are you supposed to pronounce that?

  • @cecilyerker
    @cecilyerker 4 роки тому +11981

    The rave couple, while tacky and corny, was arguably the LEAST problematic couple in this whole video

    • @embrejo2204
      @embrejo2204 4 роки тому +685

      Cecily Erker I agree! Like maybe it didn’t have to be shared on the internet, but if it really happened, then that’s good for them (:

    • @weasleynmunatoti
      @weasleynmunatoti 4 роки тому +859

      Yeah it's cringy, but doesn't make their relationship seem bad and toxic haha

    • @Svgarcanna
      @Svgarcanna 4 роки тому +169

      Just super cringe

    • @pinkblink0211
      @pinkblink0211 4 роки тому +204

      idk if it's just me but I really didn't think it was that bad lol

    • @erikan.n8409
      @erikan.n8409 4 роки тому +259

      It's low-key cute even

  • @blue_is_burning
    @blue_is_burning 4 роки тому +5149

    kurtis, as a lesbian, please know i would die for you

  • @Hawthorn6852
    @Hawthorn6852 8 місяців тому +10

    As a queer person watching a straight guy make fun of other straight people is a form of entertainment I didn't know I needed lmao

  • @dagonundone
    @dagonundone 4 роки тому +718

    I was ready for all the hetero couple insults. What I wasn’t prepared for was to get absolutely dunked on for being a Home Depot employee.

    • @bananasinfrench
      @bananasinfrench 4 роки тому +11

      rip 😔

    • @damarisabreu1169
      @damarisabreu1169 4 роки тому +10

      The Hill bro nobody cares

    • @Lilyina444
      @Lilyina444 4 роки тому +1

      HeatherKiwi same but as a raver hahaha

    • @FlaiExists
      @FlaiExists 4 роки тому +2

      As a fellow human living the orange life... It really do hit different... F

  • @elysia1700
    @elysia1700 4 роки тому +667

    every single one of kurtis’s jokes are a whole movie now and i’m here for it

    • @Thisworldisagoner
      @Thisworldisagoner 4 роки тому +6

      I always wished I could play out my ideas movie style. Kurtis did it in real :')

    • @nunyabidness143
      @nunyabidness143 4 роки тому +2

      Lmao this the truest comment I’ve ever seen.

  • @danispaghetti
    @danispaghetti 4 роки тому +1209

    lol is this what that “how many of my viewers are bisexual women” poll on twitter was ahaha

    • @melima_
      @melima_ 4 роки тому +26

      I see, I should follow him on twitter 😂

    • @_y0inks581
      @_y0inks581 4 роки тому +2

      @@melima_ same

    • @fawnarella
      @fawnarella 4 роки тому +69

      my bi ass missed that?? i should deffo follow him on twitter

    • @xsophia.sheridanx8244
      @xsophia.sheridanx8244 4 роки тому +6

      All of them

    • @shuyotirah9132
      @shuyotirah9132 4 роки тому +11

      @@fawnarella lmao same. My bi ass is lowkey sad that i missed it

  • @rogue_2k374
    @rogue_2k374 6 місяців тому +12

    As a straight person, I apologize for my sexualities actions of dumbness.

    • @starbunii
      @starbunii 5 місяців тому +5

      As a pansexual genderfluid person, i forgive you

  • @miamaria7397
    @miamaria7397 4 роки тому +1098

    the “has this ever happened to you” existential crisis sketch was PERFECT 👌🏼

    • @existentialcrisis9888
      @existentialcrisis9888 4 роки тому +20

      you called?

    • @sarahjessicka
      @sarahjessicka 4 роки тому +20

      I really thought it might last the WHOLE video at that point

    • @inferiorcitrus7833
      @inferiorcitrus7833 4 роки тому +6

      Sarah Reese He needs to make an entire video version of the sketch

    • @p1nkfreud
      @p1nkfreud 4 роки тому +2

      Mia M yeah it had some classic Tim and Eric vibes

    • @izzybitsyspider03
      @izzybitsyspider03 4 роки тому +3

      Dat shit melted my brain

  • @thanos7449
    @thanos7449 4 роки тому +3086

    people who get mad at this don’t understand that we’re talking about “the heteros™️” or “white people™️”, not people who happen to be straight and/or white.
    the trademark symbol is very important

    • @Lagomorph27
      @Lagomorph27 4 роки тому +33

      You know what discrimination is, right? It doesn’t have to be a heavily persecuted group for it to still be wrong. Even if you aren’t talking about everyone in that group, saying something as all encompassing as the title of the video, for instance, is going to get even the people that have nothing to do with the actual subject pretty riled up. In other words, this isn’t going to stop until we stop going at each other’s throats.

    • @mayolover23
      @mayolover23 4 роки тому +11

      @@norsegodoflove he addressed it in the comment lol

    • @meikaaa9042
      @meikaaa9042 4 роки тому +1

      I want to like but it perfectly has 666 likes🥺

    • @meikaaa9042
      @meikaaa9042 4 роки тому +27

      @@Lagomorph27 it's just a joke calm down, I'm straight and this video was funny af.

    • @maz1866
      @maz1866 4 роки тому +40

      Yeah it’s like how “Karen” isn’t about people named Karen.

  • @essences2964
    @essences2964 4 роки тому +1675

    Your girlfriend turned into a cello? That’s rough buddy

    • @omarsingh5771
      @omarsingh5771 4 роки тому +29

      Essence Seabury is this an avatar reference

    • @JM-oi3by
      @JM-oi3by 4 роки тому +24

      Has this ever happened to you?

    • @essences2964
      @essences2964 4 роки тому +15

      Omar Singh indeed to honor its full return to Netflix on May 15th 😭🙏🏽

    • @laneymae7501
      @laneymae7501 4 роки тому +9

      Sounds like mr struggle

    • @coopersmith9367
      @coopersmith9367 4 роки тому +8

      Essence Seabury idk cellos are pretty thick that doesn’t sound so bad

  • @tri4ls
    @tri4ls Рік тому +20

    the whole "has this ever happened to you" is genuinely my favorite kurtis skit and i have no idea why

  • @Umitskyra
    @Umitskyra 4 роки тому +1411

    That “don’t lose a loyal man because he’s occasionally unfaithful” took me out 💀💀

    • @kayladjeje4373
      @kayladjeje4373 4 роки тому +34

      The heteros lost all the rights at that point

    • @horchatatee5407
      @horchatatee5407 4 роки тому +33

      More like don't lose an unloyal man because, you know, he's occasionally faithful 🤷‍♀️

    • @Umitskyra
      @Umitskyra 4 роки тому +6

      horchata tee this....this is amazing

    • @Umitskyra
      @Umitskyra 4 роки тому +7

      Kayla Djeje what even are heteros

    • @noiz1762
      @noiz1762 4 роки тому +1

      @@notyourmum7883 yeah they were just rephrasing the original point in a more truthful way

  • @lcrocks7477
    @lcrocks7477 4 роки тому +610

    Why is no one talking about the fact that Kurtis just, you know, has a cello...

  • @camhutchins03
    @camhutchins03 4 роки тому +584

    you’ve heard of “breaking her back like a glow stick” well introducing “playing her back like a cello”

    • @shannybabes96
      @shannybabes96 4 роки тому +2

      I've never heard of the first one either! I'm learning so much

  • @geckomog2590
    @geckomog2590 11 місяців тому +25

    "I'm straight but... that's incredible" reminded me of when I got my license it was raining and my examiner said almost nothing the whole time he didn't have to until I pointed out a double rainbow and this 45 y/o man looked up from his clipboard for a sec and said "that's gay" and I almost burst out laughing

  • @teodoraristic822
    @teodoraristic822 3 роки тому +6642

    "Or they'll have a gender reveal party where they'll set a school on fire"
    Kurtis casually having a prophetic revelation while making a funny video

    • @eliselinnarz4757
      @eliselinnarz4757 3 роки тому +33

      i was looking for this one lmao

    • @NougetChops
      @NougetChops 3 роки тому +14

      As Elise said, I came looking for this one.

    • @cringevidsfromchildhood
      @cringevidsfromchildhood 3 роки тому +70

      The colour of the flames reveal the gender!

    • @Rob-sv1dn
      @Rob-sv1dn 3 роки тому +3

      I hate shrigma

    • @viry1337
      @viry1337 3 роки тому +22

      Someone had actually done it before this video

  • @gard2097
    @gard2097 4 роки тому +1577

    Nobody:
    Kurtis: does a skit that takes up half of the video

    • @kayleycraghead6238
      @kayleycraghead6238 4 роки тому +38

      i mean it is kurtis

    • @livrose6071
      @livrose6071 4 роки тому +8

      Extra greeting

    • @chloe._.
      @chloe._. 4 роки тому +22

      That skit was peak surrealist humour

    • @ethanbrown7628
      @ethanbrown7628 4 роки тому +1

      Beat me to it. I posted something almost exactly like this before running to the comments section to see who else noticed.

    • @gard2097
      @gard2097 4 роки тому

      Chloe Naylor agreed

  • @georgiabeth6684
    @georgiabeth6684 4 роки тому +4433

    “A gender reveal party where they would set a school on fire”
    ....... that did NOT age well
    (California wildfires)

    • @m.m9076
      @m.m9076 4 роки тому +19

      This video hits different in 2020

    • @tiggergirl711
      @tiggergirl711 4 роки тому +47

      @@m.m9076 this video was posted 4 months ago...in 2020

    • @t.abby02
      @t.abby02 4 роки тому +41

      Devyn Mortensen that’s how long it’s felt, this year has lasted decades.

    • @garrett9451
      @garrett9451 4 роки тому +6

      I now know what caused the fires.

    • @thetreeseyes
      @thetreeseyes 4 роки тому +3

      Garrett BULLSHIT lovely world we live in

  • @marileaminasi2325
    @marileaminasi2325 2 роки тому +35

    4:36 "and when I tried to fight that guy *cause his tank top was messing with my vibe* "
    I can't stop thinking about this line I Think It's the funniest thing on earth

  • @lisag.215
    @lisag.215 4 роки тому +2139

    Ladies and dudes: If you want to get married to a man and he starts making 'the old ball and chain' and 'soon my freedom ends' kinda jokes, dump him

    • @sabrinahumaira6367
      @sabrinahumaira6367 4 роки тому +178

      Lisa Stan and the man goes “iSSa JokE WhY aRE yOU sO seNsEtive” lmao def dump him

    • @thevoid6990
      @thevoid6990 4 роки тому +111

      i will never in my life understand why its so hard to just... not marry if u dont want to. like i know peer pressure is a thing but. saying no is also a thing? maybe im just too inexperienced in romance? i dont know???

    • @lisag.215
      @lisag.215 4 роки тому +39

      @@thevoid6990 tbh I think a lot of it is pressure from society and how you're expected to get married and have children so many think they need marriage to be happy and marry sooner than they were ready for. And I guess some of it is toxic masculinity because some are just so old fashioned that they think showing emotions and being excited about their marriage is unmanly. But idk some might be just assholes

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 4 роки тому +7

      I read this as “Ladies and Ducks”

    • @jessicatgrowl7614
      @jessicatgrowl7614 4 роки тому +7

      Lisa Stan agree! He’s secretly a boomer. Run!

  • @-chloe-8728
    @-chloe-8728 4 роки тому +509

    they're putting chemicals in the water to turn the frickin' frogs straight

  • @plumfrogvic
    @plumfrogvic 4 роки тому +2321

    Straight guy saying bye to his friend: Hey dude, i’m straight but, hope you have a nice day

    • @JefferyEpsteinOfficial
      @JefferyEpsteinOfficial 4 роки тому +10

      Me a straight guy saying- leave us alone you purple dinosaur that aired on televising from 9 5 brh

    • @bruh5491
      @bruh5491 4 роки тому

      Streight people with baggy clothes watching this video: im gonna shoot up a gay parade...No hetero tho😳.
      (If this comment gets hate then im taking it down)

    • @ellemillz2881
      @ellemillz2881 4 роки тому +15

      I hate when guys be like I love you bro or love you man -no homo. Like you loving your fren doesn’t make you gay

    • @josephvavrina5546
      @josephvavrina5546 4 роки тому +1

      Damn right

    • @terra5857
      @terra5857 4 роки тому

      Elle Millz I’m straight but same it’s not like you gotta say it after everything

  • @benfaust
    @benfaust 2 роки тому +12

    I saw "332K" as your likes and thought, "When I click this it's going to change to 333 and that will be cool." Imagine my surprise when the number didn't change. My whole reality is crumbling now that I've discovered I'm not 1,000 people.

  • @danilove8820
    @danilove8820 4 роки тому +3029

    “Straight People Gotta Stop”
    Me, a straight: Yes, yes they do

  • @matilda4664
    @matilda4664 4 роки тому +582

    imagine being so insecure about your masculinity that you have to reassure people that you're not gay everytime you say something remotely feminine or emotional

    • @jazirsa
      @jazirsa 4 роки тому +54

      grrrr im not g*y 😡😡😡😡😡🤬🤬🤬👿 i like opposite gender

    • @casp6132
      @casp6132 4 роки тому +2

      It’s sad : (

    • @agentbuddy5914
      @agentbuddy5914 4 роки тому

      I mean it kinda depends you cant say bend me over and fuck me in the ass and let me suck even though you are straight. I dont know about you but that sounds a little gay. Also this has nothing to do with masculinity pls stop.

    • @1chigotea97
      @1chigotea97 4 роки тому +6

      @@agentbuddy5914 it does dumbass

    • @1chigotea97
      @1chigotea97 4 роки тому

      @Ákos Dánffy No but people can be :)

  • @dinonuggets5212
    @dinonuggets5212 4 роки тому +8239

    I’m gay, but Kurtis is cool, but no hetero tho

    • @nopenope6159
      @nopenope6159 4 роки тому +108

      ahaha i love this comment😂

    • @justsierraok
      @justsierraok 4 роки тому +94

      Suspicious

    • @annulizbeth
      @annulizbeth 4 роки тому +43

      Oh God this is my favourite comment 🤣

    • @justbumblebee1
      @justbumblebee1 4 роки тому +27

      Best one yet 😂😂

    • @Moon_x_sun
      @Moon_x_sun 4 роки тому +55

      Im so gonna use no hetero tho more often

  • @The_Top_Hat_2
    @The_Top_Hat_2 2 місяці тому +5

    as a straight person, i can confirm that we gotta stop

  • @madisonschicker1380
    @madisonschicker1380 4 роки тому +1006

    THE ONE THAT SAYS “i’m straight but that’s incredible” IS FROM MY SCHOOL IM FREAKING OUT RIGHT NOW

    • @Anastasia-my2dz
      @Anastasia-my2dz 4 роки тому +24

      Madison Schicker HI MADDY

    • @harrisonburgeron
      @harrisonburgeron 4 роки тому +58

      Anastasia McCarthy did I just stumble into something?

    • @suraksha9229
      @suraksha9229 4 роки тому +33

      i hope yall called him out for it💀

    • @zmaj12321
      @zmaj12321 4 роки тому +2

      honestly it was kind of cute

    • @gav6168
      @gav6168 4 роки тому +5

      I'm sorry but that's so funny to me

  • @moonie..
    @moonie.. 4 роки тому +4837

    me???? a heterophobic???? of course not! I even have friends who are... like that.

    • @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd
      @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd 4 роки тому +439

      Yeah. I have the b-word pass, too. Them breeders are wack.

    • @vajytte
      @vajytte 4 роки тому +27

      @@UA-camChannel-uw4bd how-

    • @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd
      @YouTubeChannel-uw4bd 4 роки тому +31

      lottie why-

    • @vajytte
      @vajytte 4 роки тому +15

      @@UA-camChannel-uw4bd because i want to know lol-

    • @buffmusicman
      @buffmusicman 4 роки тому +534

      Yeah, i mean, the... ˢᵗʳᵃⁱᵍʰᵗˢ... Are fine, as long as they don’t, like, shove it down my throat or anything, like i dont want my kids to see that, not gonna let them turn my darlings straight you know

  • @stupidmetalheadgirl23
    @stupidmetalheadgirl23 Рік тому +22

    Did my guy just buy a cello for one skit 💀💀💀 as a cellist I think everyone should have a cello

    • @laysthechip3356
      @laysthechip3356 Рік тому

      That’s what I was thinkingg, he should give that cello to me instea

    • @whatever-n2j
      @whatever-n2j 4 місяці тому

      Maybe he or someone that lives with him plays a cello 🧍‍♀️

    • @stupidmetalheadgirl23
      @stupidmetalheadgirl23 4 місяці тому

      @@laysthechip3356 you deserve a cello

    • @stupidmetalheadgirl23
      @stupidmetalheadgirl23 4 місяці тому

      @@whatever-n2j if he plays the cello imma lose my shit

  • @pressedferns
    @pressedferns 4 роки тому +3187

    POV: you’re trying to find angry cishets in the comments but you can only find people making fun of the angry cishets

    • @tallemajas
      @tallemajas 4 роки тому +74

      the angry cishets are in the replies

    • @neeleedave
      @neeleedave 4 роки тому +11

      Autumn Baxley ok hetalia pfp

    • @pressedferns
      @pressedferns 4 роки тому +25

      Amethyst Aesthetic i’m not a cishet myself i’m making an observation about not being able to find any

    • @ilovesatan4525
      @ilovesatan4525 4 роки тому +1

      whats a cishet lol

    • @neeleedave
      @neeleedave 4 роки тому +15

      Autumn Baxley I know! I was just acknowledging ur pfp. Didn’t realize it came off as rude, super sorry about that

  • @victhehampter
    @victhehampter 4 роки тому +3505

    Straight, gay, pansexual and bisexual people with a sense of humour: haha that's funny
    Weird straight people: **anger**

    • @ratverence6767
      @ratverence6767 4 роки тому +9

      Tbh

    • @thecowardlyheroo
      @thecowardlyheroo 4 роки тому +1

      Ya XD

    • @thehill8353
      @thehill8353 4 роки тому

      Bisexual people go with you guys

    • @thehill8353
      @thehill8353 4 роки тому

      www.advocate.com/crime/2014/09/04/2-studies-prove-domestic-
      ua-cam.com/video/aSk5tk5y3eA/v-deo.html

    • @raincloud5309
      @raincloud5309 4 роки тому +1

      hanna I like this comment tbh

  • @inu8122
    @inu8122 4 роки тому +2575

    He’s crying bc his girlfriend is forcing him to play canon in d

  • @shutired
    @shutired 2 роки тому +21

    5:38
    „Strumming my pain with his fingers" taken to a whole new level

  • @niamhfennell9845
    @niamhfennell9845 4 роки тому +2585

    kurtis ur not just a straight white guy, ur a cool straight white guy; there’s a difference 😌

    • @calyyygrazie8
      @calyyygrazie8 4 роки тому +11

      @@maggierrose Stan bts equally 👀💜

    • @niamhfennell9845
      @niamhfennell9845 4 роки тому +7

      maggie rose yes!! ot7 are my babies but tae won’t ever stop being my bias 😳😳

    • @emmabennett7699
      @emmabennett7699 4 роки тому +5

      Thank god everyone in this thread is an Army, or else people would say some mean things. By the way I'm an Army.

    • @ilovesatan4525
      @ilovesatan4525 4 роки тому +6

      talks about cringe ----> stans kpop members, hypocrisy 101

    • @niamhfennell9845
      @niamhfennell9845 4 роки тому +1

      Brade stay pressed 😌✋

  • @Oshidorinohina
    @Oshidorinohina 3 роки тому +1951

    "don't lose a loyal man because he's occasionally unfaithful"- unfaithful and loyal- you can't have both. you either unfaithful, or you're faithful.

    • @bigbearkat2010
      @bigbearkat2010 3 роки тому +31

      Yes thank you. I'm not sure there's a more applicable example of why that Inigo Montoya meme is still a thing.

    • @caidalee1994
      @caidalee1994 3 роки тому +22

      It’s like kinda being pregnant. That’s not how it works.

    • @hid3f_
      @hid3f_ 2 роки тому +5

      @@caidalee1994 im kinda pregnant but sometimes not

    • @sapphirewings8638
      @sapphirewings8638 2 роки тому

      @@hid3f_ *PFFFT-*

  • @coolbeans5911
    @coolbeans5911 4 роки тому +725

    straight alpha-male TM:
    i fear no man
    but that _thing_
    (points to pink sunset)
    _it scares me_

  • @Kira_Yoshikage959
    @Kira_Yoshikage959 Рік тому +31

    You know straight tiktok is bad when even straight guy cringes at them

  • @ilikeyourdog4692
    @ilikeyourdog4692 4 роки тому +4781

    Kurtis gives off such bi energy I forgot he was straight.

    • @mikeymike5489
      @mikeymike5489 4 роки тому +521

      I honestly- thought he was bi cause one he made this video, and two *he gives of big bisexual vibes*

    • @MagicVodca
      @MagicVodca 4 роки тому +279

      seriously thought he was bi

    • @iamtoxic4663
      @iamtoxic4663 4 роки тому +39

      Trueee jajaja

    • @alisajacobs3506
      @alisajacobs3506 4 роки тому +208

      I am bi I thought he was one of us :,(

    • @t6amygdala
      @t6amygdala 4 роки тому +177

      Alisa Jacobs he is but god forgot to flip the switch

  • @jacehutchison6592
    @jacehutchison6592 4 роки тому +3898

    i feel like kurtis falls into the category of John Mulaney Straight

    • @wickerbee2731
      @wickerbee2731 4 роки тому +221

      this is the most accurate comment in the whole comment section.

    • @wwa_minuet
      @wwa_minuet 4 роки тому +497

      “I think I was supposed to be gay. I think in heaven they made like 3/4 of a gay person and forgot to flip the final switch and then just sent me out and said ‘You marked that one gay, right?’ and they go ‘Oh no, was I supposed to?’ and they went ‘Oh man... Well, this will be a very interesting person.’
      This’ll be a very silly person.”

    • @theloveshow8079
      @theloveshow8079 4 роки тому +108

      John Mulaney’s straight?????

    • @p1ish
      @p1ish 4 роки тому +90

      @@theloveshow8079 he has a wife

    • @eypu999
      @eypu999 4 роки тому +17

      @@theloveshow8079 lmao yes