The Country Girls of TikTok
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- Опубліковано 13 гру 2018
- YEE YEE!!! A little while back, I made a video called "The Country Boys of TikTok", and it was a lot of fun to make, and I was just truly fascinated by country folk. So, obviously, I had to make a "Country Girls of Tik Tok" video...it's only fair. So, put your boots on, and get ready for a bunch of yee-yees and yee-haws.
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YEEYEE
YEEYEE BROTHER
ayye oh, so this video literally made me shit my pants. I never have laughed so hard at the stupidest shit. That " yee, yee" shit had me crying. And I just want to say thank you for making me laugh, you truly made my day. I will be buying your merch!!!
Kurtis Conner yee yee
YEEYEE
“Who listens to this?” My bus driver at 5 in the morning on full volume
NO
My mom. No joke. We live in DETROIT.
oh my
LITERALLY LMAO
F in the chat for Yall. Country music, in my opinion, is actual horse(ha) shit.
“This town ain’t big enough for the two of us so we should find a bigger town that will accommodate both of us” don’t know why this was so funny
Why do I feel like this is something Hank Hill would say?
Why does this sounds like a Fall Out Boy song?
cause its a joke
the filter was what did it for me lmao
I was dying 😹😹😹
Country music in the 60s-70s: Screw the establishment. The working man don't get no respect. I gambled away my life savings and am now a hobo.
Country music in the 2000s: America is the only country. I've got a hat. Are you aware of my tractor
lmao i literally said this, how do we go from jolene to a country remix of a the weeknd song
And beer and fishin
@RioRock7 oh and did I mention the tractor
Yes Kurtis, people unironically get married in their cowboy boots here in Texas. And yes they are bedazzled. Its horrifying.
but bedazzled boots are so cute, personally wouldn't get married in them though unless they really went with the dress or something
fellow texan, i feel your pain
🤮
Yes i hate it in texas 💀💀
My bedazzled boots are crying, please apologize (they were a gift, i'm not actually a cowboy boot gal)
"She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen"
Chris Pine: am I a joke to you
Stop calling me a Chris pine
It’s not funny
A Pine tree ok Chris pine
Brittany Birch (myself) is the hot #3 runner up 😂😂
you are a legend
if this were reddit, you would have multiple awards rn
“Skinning a buck” sounds like an awful euphemism for circumcision
Moon Child LOL oof
Moon Child I don’t even have a dick and I felt pain while reading this
why would you comment this. please remove it. i hate it.
Delete this
You gotta go.
I once went to a country western themed wedding I was tricked into going to. She wore a hat and they both had boots. The cake was a boot. I got so drunk.
The cake
was a boot.
This sounds like a satire poem
@@laurelwilliams7251 it will make a beautiful love poem
the only true response to a country wedding
my cousin wore jeans at his wedding, was wheeled in at the reception in a deer cart they use when deer hunting by his wife while having a bandana over his mouth, and they gave out turkey calls to the guests. it was a literal nightmare.
4 years later, petition for kurtis to make "country nonbinaries of tiktok"
signed.
signed & shared
Shared and SIGNED. TWICE.
There’s not a lot of us (mostly bc of rampant transphobia in rural areas) but we’re there and on TT!
Yes! I was thinking that the whole time
Whenever I get sad, my mom slides a buck and some skinnin tools under my door.
Same! It's so therapeutic just skinning innocent animals that don't need to die and hunting for fun 😃
Edit: just wanted to clarify something because I got a lot of replies to this comment. I do support hunting/killing animals if needed for food. But killing them for sport I do not support. If you disagree I completely respect that. And the original comment was a joke. I hope you all have a good day
You got a big gap under your door
Mine is a moose
I read your comment before I watched the whole video but I didn’t understand it I thought you said “slides a buck” like a dollar lol
I don’t know what to do with information
Like money or the animal
Aeshleigh👱🏻♀️🐴💞🇺🇸 is typing...
This the girl who would make conversation with the teacher.
Hey what's that emoji between the girl and horse? I see it everywhere but my low ass android doesn't have it so I see it as a crossed box and girl sign
Dear Gravity there’s no emoji between the girl and the horse, there’s only 4 emojis :o
@@royak7305 :(
Mckaleigh😊✝️🇺🇸 is typing....
As a country girl from an extremely country father, I can confirm that we usually have multiple pairs of boots, formal/dress boots, work boots, mud riding boots, and my sister even got married in a pair.
I was wondering about this the other day hahaha that's actually so cool
I love how Kurtis can be extremely respectful one second and throw 12 insults in one sentence the next
Fun fact: When Southern people die, the Reaper whispers in their ear "You've yeed your last haw."
DEAN WINCHESTER
this is the truest thing I’ve ever heard
@@dovahbear8238 he'd be so proud of himself that he's seen as country he'd feel like in that western episode he'd think he's clint Eastwood oh my good this fandom is WEIRD
Being from Texas, I can confirm this as true
this is comedy
the most underrated joke of the century. this town ain't big enough for the both of us, so we should find a town, that will accommodate both of us
How are there no replies
gacha aspen because everyone is speechless at how true this is
gacha aspen ooga booga
Izzy i agree
Jimin-Ssi yall cute😳😔🤧
Hi, I'm a Country-Person survivor. I was raised this way, and it's terrifying. I Have the ability to tell country songs and singers from each other. Truly bone-chilling.
Im so sorry for all the irreparable damage done to you
Can you still makes several parts of your body disappear with country magic tho?
What happens when you play a country song in reverse? He gets his truck back, his wife back, his dog back, his whiskey back!
He was so proud of himself for coming up with dip syncing
RIGHT AJAJAAJA
as he should be
it was the cutest thing ever
😘
It was so cute
Nobody:
Kurtis’s one bang on his face: 👁$👁
Seriously tho 😂
$$$$
$$$$$$$
👁$👁
😤🥺
His.... bang’s bang energy drink
👁️ 👁️
👃
👄
As a 14 year old who spends hours forcefully listening to country music, as my family somehow loves it, this brought me server trauma I didn't know I didn't know I had, thanks kurtis 😃👍
This sounds like my personal hell. Hope you can get some noise cancelling headphones 🥲
me too 😭😭😭
I’m so sorry
One time I was at a hotel and I was awoken at three in the morning by loud LOUD country music coming from a guy in the parking lot that continued to play country music from his truck until five am
Me too bro😭💀
“i’ll be the tik-talk of the town!”
underrated
Why's he look like a chill drug dealer that's actually really funny and friendly
myjiminpixie UwU
i read this as a chile drug dealer like the food and i chuckled
Reminds me of James Franco in Pineapple Express 😂😂😂
please say am not the only one who thinks he looks like he would be selling off drugs but would have like a 'super i dont give a shit' persona and be like really chill
Yes and always concerned about your safety hands out drug test kits free 😂😂😂😂
Who?
As a southerner, I can confirm that we don’t have coffee shops. We only have empty corn fields to spend our time in.
Where else are people gunna conceive
Oh quit lying you know you can hang out at the Piggly Wiggly or Walmart parking lot! 😂😂 (this is meant as a joke, not being mean at all 👌) YEE YEE
And Whataburger
Don’t forget sonic
But you do have Waffle Houses
7:03 five years later camo jokes are STILL funny to me nothing will change my mind
Even Australian country girls get married in boots! My cousins first wife even rode across a river on her horse in her bridal gown which was magical af
equality is kurtis laughing at every country person equally, regardless of gender
@Moonlight Himiko same lol
Hell yeah
We stan ✊🏻
@•a i m i• the equality definition is the state of being equal, especially in status, rights, and opportunities.
@@paimonismyemergencyfood8663 ur literally everywhere
“She’s the sexiest tree I’ve ever seen” is unironically a hilarious lyric
What does that even mean thooo
@@fede2293 you know as good as I my friend
Actually the best lyric in the whole video. I’ll take goofy over boring 100/100 times
@@fede2293im assuming he says tree because she’s dressed in camo or hunting gear or whatever to blend in lol
@@edgyerica4823 but it doesn't make sense still 😩😩 so bad so good!
kurtis without a mustache is scary
He’s so bald 😭
"She's the sexiest tree I've ever seen"
*DENDROPHILIA INTENSIFIES*
Dendro.
These should be called “Hick-Toks”
kurtis is that you
This comment is endorsed by the dad joke academy, here is a child. You’re welcome :) seriously good comment
Dallin Hougaard as a southerner I second this
I don't understand really but I laughed
Give this man an award
2 girls at my high school had matching camo prom dresses with Hunter orange trim
Hell yeah
🤢🤢🤢🤢
That’s what I call yee yee
Hell yee yee
i just said "eurgh" out loud
Yes Kurtis, all we have to do in the south is drive around when were bored 😭
And wear silly country hats?
as someone from the south, people unironically listen to these songs all the time and do tiktoks just like the one at 5:32
they also wear different boots for every occasion and when some kids from my school were doing a survey on the most commonly worn shoes in 2020 before corona, camo crocs were second only to cowboy boots. i apologize on all of their behalf
"my girl look good in christian, later I just might go fishin," bars dude
Can I be lame and ask what this song is covering? I think of Kurtis’s version all the time!! I want to hear the original to get the joke better.
@@LauraLittlePony bad and boujee by migos.
:))
beegang 420 Thank you so much!
My 💁🏻♂️ girl 👩🏼 looks 👀 good 👍 in 📥 christian ✝️ later🦸 i 👁️might 👩🎤 go 🎣fishin
And can I ask for the other song he put country lyrics to?
My mom is from the city, and my dad is from the countryside. So I'm half yee yee and half eww a bug
Lmaoo I love that
“eww a bug” confirmed, source : living in a city
yeyew
Same
carp omg I lost it
I get over how Canadian Kurtis is to think the south grows corn
as someone who is currently living (i grew up here as well) on a ranch, i feel like these girls are trying really hard to make “farming” an aesthetic.
it’s a lifestyle. it’s how people make money. it’s how we live. if your gonna be a rancher or farmer, take the time to actually live like one. they aren’t “country girls” they’re posers.
extra greeting? more like extra gryeeyeeting
princess consuela banana hammock thank u for this comment 😂😂
CRAP BAG WHO
princess consuela banana hammock hell yee yee
princess consuela banana hammock I love Saoirse Ronan
11/10 pun
*little did kurtis know that he would get a ‘yeeyee’ tattoo weeks later*
What
Chris Sleepsick he has a yeeyee tattoo
DID HE ACTUALLY
@@averygreen6888 yea on his knee lmao
Idk why but ur profile pic goes well with this comment lol😂😂😂😂
As someone who grew up with country people these tiktoks are very accurate to normal life, and Kurtis, yes they do drive their trucks in the backyard for fun 😭
As a country girl (who wasn't paying attention to the video I clicked on), the great thing about you Kurtis is even when he is mocking you and you're people, you are still fucking laughing. funny video
country agender person: what's gender? all I know is bait hook, skin buck, jack daniels, and drive truck
Stunning
sHe CaNt EVEN bait a hook!
she cant even skin a buck!
she dont know who jack daniels is!
she dont even drive a truck!
"SHES THE SEXIEST TREE IVE EVER SEEN" WHAT?!? 😭😭
“yo that tree bout to make me act up” 🥵🥵🥵😩😩😩
@@blitzyblook3315*walking through a forest* “bro these trees finna make me act up 🥵🥵🥵😫😫😍😍”
yo wait actually can we get a fanfic of this???
Plantophilia is a real thing 😏
@@krakenzilla. why
Coming from a british person, these tiktoks are the worst thing Kurtis has ever put me through
iM brItIsH
I’m so sorry he put you through this, would you fancy a bo'ohw'o'wo'er?
Kurtis when do we get the promised "nonbinary country people of tiktok" video i want it
living in the rural midwest i HATE that the majority of weddings i’ve been to have involved cowboy boots
Can’t forget wedding receptions in barns!
luna Saaaammmeeeee
southwest missouri 💀
I live in the Midwest and I have never seen anyone wear cowboy boots to their wedding. I mean I barely see anyone even wear cowboy boots at all. Which state in the Midwest are you from? because I can't imagine anyone in the Midwest doing stuff like that.
@@woah3258 I'm from Indiana. My dad and stepmother married in a public park with boots on
Kurtis is the definition of the words “dude” “bro” “man”. And I mean this in the best way possible.
Why is this so true
and ,FoCuS‘
Is it just me or bro and bruh feel completely different
@@Bell-ih5ln bro feels nicer...for some reason, and bruh is kinda like u lowkey think they’re dumb
EXACTLY what I think
My dad is a certified country boy 🤮
And I can confirm
Every
Single
Time
We step into his truck, he has these country songs on
I’m from a place that identifies as southern and it hurts me to my soul that he says “If you’re from the south you probably don’t understand about not identifying as a boy or girl”
It hurts for two reasons:
1: He is… right. So very very unfortunately right.
2: There are a lot of trans people hiding in the south, who can’t be themselves because of how backwards things still are here. :(
But there are a lot of us more open minded people here too, who are trying so so hard to make a difference here, and at times, it feels so hopeless. It feels like a loosing battle most of the time, to be honest, but I also love my home and my farm, and my family and I like living in the woods and around all this beautiful nature and mountains, and having a back porch to sit on and be in all this country.
But the hatred that is still so prevalent here, hurts my soul. I wish more country folks would try to be more like Dolly Parton. She is good example of who some of us would like to be like. :)
So please know that not all of us spread that awful hate. Some of us want to make our neck of the woods a more loving and open space for everyone, our trans brothers and sisters and every non-binary person in between. We want to make it a place where all races are welcome too.
We just need a little extra help down here sometimes, because not everyone is on board with us yet, but I really hope that will change soon.
Thank you for being an open minded person ❤ I live in Illinois and I’m fortunate that I get to be able to express my true identity here while others have to hide. It’s not right. People like you are what make a difference in this world ❤
As a enby person living in the south im still getting out of here the second i have a chance, it is nice knowing that ppl like you exist. I love nature but its dangerous to stay down here, i wish everyone was like you
couldn’t have said it better myself.
I grew up in a very small town where everyone was very country and I’m so so so glad I left because I didn’t know that not all people were homophobic, transphobic, fat phobic, sexist, or alcoholics. If I hadn’t left I probably would have turned out like that too bc I wouldn’t know any better
If it feels like a loosing battle, try tightening it :)
When he said “If you’re a country person you probably don’t understand not identifying as a boy or a girl” I died lmaoooooo
I mean- 😂
But he’s so fckin accepting too
Maeve Reynolds I couldn’t tell!
Same. The girly girl work on the ranches and can hogtie a calf. No one is completely a girl.
😭😭😭😭😭😭
Winter Elf that’s not what he meant lmao
Had a second cousin from Iowa who got married in an all-denim wedding dress and cowboy boots.
Peak country 👌
as a gay (former) iowan I am in such pain why would you do this to me
Not all denim!!!! At least it was a memorable experience.
you’ve heard of the Canadian tuxedo, but now get ready for the Iowan wedding dress
@John on a Lawn lmao thanks
5 years ago is insane
Kurtis NEEDS to make a country couples video
I love how everybody hates camo jokes but we have to make them every time.
was thinking this exact thing when i saw your comment
@꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ well idk what you’ve been watching but I see them all the time. Your POV doesn’t speak for everyone
@꧁༺Cooler Yusuke༻꧂ how did you add the cool things on your username
@@bvb5013 he got it in a lootbox
Right? They're never funny, but you just gotta do it.
"Do people get married in boots?"
*Laughs in Texan*
Too often.
And cowboy hats... lots of cowboy hats
This somehow happens in Michigan all the time
Jeez I feel bad for y’all
@@AestheticYellow Yup that Texas tuxedo jacket, jeans, boots and a cowboy hat.
Tiffany Brown white cowboy hat, white wedding dress, white boots
Pre mullet Kurtis is crazy…
I remember the song Country aint never been pretty, by Cam, and I really enjoyed her songs.
But at some country music award she gave an interview and said that she could never go a day without her false lashes, and the magic was gone for me…
cOuNtRy BoOoOoY i lOoOvE yOoOuuu alaagagafdaga
Hsgshsgshs I'm dying😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
English please
Comander Mcgarrett Chico de campo te amo
@@eve4647 good thing i take spanish class. Can actually read unlike the stupid shit you typed earlier.
Comander Mcgarrett you need therapy if you get angry over that
I love that kurtis' idea of the southern equivalent of a coffee shop is an empty cornfield
I thought he’d go with a bar. Pleasantly surprised
i was thinking a saloon 💀
nobody tell kurtis that we have coffee shops lmao, if anything it would be a waffle house tho
As a southerner, yes. what kurtis believes is true
Because it is
As someone who lives in the south, I can confirm we have no coffee shops, drive our trucks in our backyards, consume dip and shoot guns at bucks while screaming mabajamba
THE FILTERS ON THE VIDEO AT 5:07 GOT ME SM LIKE WHY DOES IT LOOK LIKE YOU HAVE A CONCUSSION WHILE WATCHING IT
Brayleen 👱🏼♀️🤠🇺🇸 is typing...
Virginia Wallace yeeyee123 is typing...
Alabama ashelyy 🤠🤠🤠🤠🤠👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️👱🏻♀️🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🇺🇸🐄🐄🐄🐄💗💗 is typing...
Damn that’s really original 😦
BRAYLEEN I'M DYING
@@maverickREAL and you KNOW her bff is like “mackenziegh”
my sister is moving to alabama... i'm sending this to her to either
(1) help her prepare
(2) change her mind
Maddie so what happened?
Whaaaaat happppenededede maaaaaaaaaaannnnn
sweEEEET HOME ALABAMAAAAA
...Who the hell moves TO Alabama..?
can i replace her? i live in Alabama bc my dad got a job here and its hell.
I can confirm there are zero coffee shops and only cornfields here in texas
Whoever combined rock and country created a generation of people I don’t wanna go near
“This town ain’t big enough for the both of us ….. so let’s find a town that can accommodate both of us” -Kurtis the cowboy
this town is big enough for the both of us
gay cowboys
Broke back
@@gothworm That's A rule 34 I can get behind
This town is too big for the 2 of us ………
So you got any freinds
"My girl is good n Christian -- later I just might go fishin" FUCK
its funny as hell, what's the original song?
@@help4877 bad and boujee
when they say that? 0:00?
@@help4877 WAP
B A R S
Hi Kurtis, authentic country girl here and yes we do sometimes spin around on horses until we fall off… I’ve done it 😭
my uncle in law wrote most of the songs in this video 🤠 (Jessie Frasure)
wait really?
@@josieandjimmy.1 yea, he married my aunt a while ago and now he produces music, you can look him up he wins an award at the cmas every year
@@spaceboi2592 that’s cool!
5%: Kurtis roasting country girls
15%: Kurtis roasting the songs in the videos
80%: my brain going *yeeyee* on repeat
Low IQ?
@@austins.2495 actually high IQ, but adhd
666 likes
@@haha5368 I feel that.
💥yEeYeE💥
If there was a country song that rhymed “Alabama” with “big banana” I would put on a ten gallon hat for a week
Alabama
B I G
B A N A N A
im suprised no one has made an incest joke yet
@@Cat-fq3pt Alabama fathers when they see their daughter: BIG BANANA
Here, I made it
What if I write one? My credentials: English lit major, HS English teacher, and born and raised in Alabama.
On it
I liked how I got a "DONATE TO PRESERVING NATURE" ad right after "you can't even skin a deer??"
Such a classic video.
I swear my heart soars every time I hear that extra greeting YEE YEE
😍
I think u needa get ur heart checked 😔😅😂 (it’s a joke)
ZebahKhair 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 relatable LMAO ROFL
Gross
I read that in a country accent
Country music is Farm Emo
Mood
I LOVE THAT MEME
SimplySaltine LMAO YES
Ha! Right!
Texas roadhouse is their hot topic
You are unironically spot on with everything
im watching this with it's just a burning memory on repeat so i can forget afterwards
The way he laughed at dip syncing is what's keeping me ALIVE
Anna Ikr it's so cute 😂
4:19 if anyone wants to repeat if yeeyee
so freaking proud of himself
“I’ll be the tik talk of the town” 😂
No
Just no
“You’re boyfriend can’t skin a deer?” *the best timed ad ever*
As a country person, I just have one thing to say: Wait till he finds barrel racing tiktok..
Oh so you're a country girl?
Name every country
America, that about it
America, Canada, my hatred for life
@@lsjfjfksjdcf that's the joke, no? Country folks are so ignorant they think their country is called America
*Yakko's World begins to sing*
@@lsjfjfksjdcf iTs a CoUnTRy tOO
yee, and i cannot stress this enough, yee
Pay attention, because this is very important, haw
kelsey wood underrated comment
ye yee
The types of man country singers are "he will call me a slur and then chug a beer and climb in his truck" and "he will pat me on the back and beat up the guy who called me a slur." And the types of female country singers are like "im wearing my tight jeans and im gonna ruin your life ♡♡♡", "my friend's husband was severely abusive so we killed him then lived together and sold jam, also i am a fundamentally good person", and "im just a lovely sweet girl have a nice day!!! I love you!!! ♡♡♡♡♡♡ fiddle me this !"
I swear to god, every single country singer sounds literally the exact same way
RIGHT??????
“In my pickup truck with ma beer and my boys and on the country”
@@maddiewalter5007 a n d o n t h e c o u n t r y
they do. and the music is terrible since they started combining rap and pop with it
Red Solo Cup
kurtis giggling after the “dip syncing” joke temporarily cured my depression
When😔
@@thr6xback 4:20 😌
@@excuseu2563 THANK YOY TISHFUEY *DEPRESSION CURED*
MY DEPRESSION IS GONE TY
HES SO ADORABLEDGHGRFG
i always come back to this video when i need a good laugh. thanks kurtis :)
As someone who lives in the south, yes we have coffee shops lmao
Tik Tok literally just means Kesha to me
João Vítor as it should be
@@tomobooy *cries in whistle language*
Same
João Vítor same
I'm too old for another Tik Tok
As a non american, country people in the US are one of the most bizarre social hierarchies ive ever come across, im lowkey fascinated at how it all works and why certain things are viewed as appealing/attractive
I’m American and I’m still so fascinated but country people in the US
Rosette Nyla lmao i just moved to the deep south from california and oh boy what a dramatic change in culture the people here are wild
I'm in that country culture and I'm still flabbergasted guys at the local hugh school are bringing back mullets
I live in Tennessee and I’m still fascinated and confused by country people
Amber Boehm what
i went from watching these videos multiple times in 8th grade to being in a long term relationship with a white boy from louisiana
embrace the country in you guys
Every country song is about "romance," breakup (wonder why), and/or some kind of alcohol
I somehow forgot about trucks and mud
here's a few songs that have a lil more content. fancy by reba mcentire, family tradition by hank williams jr, mammas don't let your babies grow up to be cowboys by waylon jennings , heartland by george strait, and ol red by blake shelton. some of them mention alcohol i think but not like all the time in every lyric and actually has other content
edit: heartland is from the movie pure country btw
dude you have a really nice laugh--no heterosexual tho
Nice save
@@Jayden3649 sike i'm bobasexual
He cute
That’s sugar gay
@@jada1174 more like sugar bi....bye
"Imagine if there was a country remix of every rap song" *Lil Nas X has entered the chat*
Starberrys is he remaking rap songs though? so.. not the same thing lmao
see you space cowboy she meant it was like a country rap kind of song
@@kirsten4715 Which is not the same thing
naw the gourds got everyone beat ua-cam.com/video/ur1N3UyT1lE/v-deo.html
see you space cowboy it’s a joke
HAHAHHAHAH watching this from 2022 and i almost cried when he kurtis didnt do the clap after the "folks"
The origin of the “YEE YEE”
“Sexy Tree”
They’ve clearly never heard of Chris Pine....
Victoria S. 😂😂😂
Brandon ask me what kind of tree I have
Niiiiiiice 😂😂😂
Nurith Nupur It’s a
Chris Pine
😂
I will start making “country non-binary” tiktoks so Kurtis can do a video on it
PLEASE
Sign me the fuck up.
have u made em yet?
Did you do it?
as an enby, i will help.
Country music literally just gets more and more insane the more you listen to it. There's this one song my family used to play all the time in the car when I was growing up, and it was about a dude taking a girl out on a date, but her father just got out of prison and when the dude tries to drop her off at home the dad shoots up his truck so dude takes girlie and they race away from dad and his shotgun because he's literally trying to kill both of them. There's also another one about child prostitution called Fancy that's super fucked up
My grandma always had country music on in the car, we were not allowed to change it so I've heard most country songs and I'm being driven slowly insane by it