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  • @carlinkag2525
    @carlinkag2525 Рік тому +10269

    The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.

    • @dari2409
      @dari2409 Рік тому +569

      Their friendship is so wholesome :D

    • @carlinkag2525
      @carlinkag2525 Рік тому +756

      @@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.

    • @nanogaeru
      @nanogaeru Рік тому +62

      It’s so good😭😭😭

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +151

      The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!

    • @koiinobori
      @koiinobori Рік тому +32

      ​@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!

  • @laviniacrudu4172
    @laviniacrudu4172 Рік тому +95996

    honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water

    • @Jechti307
      @Jechti307 Рік тому +8522

      Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters

    • @ranchustars3050
      @ranchustars3050 Рік тому +3945

      its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.

    • @valeriavega2761
      @valeriavega2761 Рік тому +1489

      It’s koolaid

    • @1.brook1ynrae
      @1.brook1ynrae Рік тому +1321

      ​@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water

    • @caitlynwinkler4189
      @caitlynwinkler4189 Рік тому +177

      People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee

  • @0x1luviesong
    @0x1luviesong Рік тому +8162

    the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across

    • @brittbc4215
      @brittbc4215 Рік тому +275

      *the most nauseating

    • @seaweedwithrice
      @seaweedwithrice Рік тому +216

      @@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …

    • @StercusAcciditMedia
      @StercusAcciditMedia Рік тому +67

      Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it

    • @chirorue
      @chirorue Рік тому +4

      @@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT

    • @tenabrae
      @tenabrae Рік тому +21

      i turned awaw, i couldnt do it

  • @liza_beth5887
    @liza_beth5887 4 місяці тому +1095

    I keep coming back to watch this video just because of the genuine joy Kurtis and Danny are experiencing with each other.

  • @shellymassey01
    @shellymassey01 Рік тому +24368

    Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults

  • @bokodasu
    @bokodasu Рік тому +12464

    In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.

  • @KitchenOnTheLeft
    @KitchenOnTheLeft Рік тому +14207

    New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore

    • @Jazkal-V420
      @Jazkal-V420 Рік тому +123

      Perfect number for the comments topic

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Рік тому +514

      I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains

    • @alyshalanders7590
      @alyshalanders7590 Рік тому +139

      Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..

    • @ck7el
      @ck7el Рік тому

      lmfao

    • @ohshanana2397
      @ohshanana2397 Рік тому +58

      @@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal

  • @DeadricDeadggory
    @DeadricDeadggory 3 місяці тому +1360

    "You're mad that i consider this water"
    No babes, we're not mad, we're confused... and slightly grossed out

    • @LeKidderface
      @LeKidderface 19 днів тому +12

      I’m mad😂

    • @emiliew5553
      @emiliew5553 10 днів тому +35

      internet users have taken the word “mad” and now they use it in place of “you disagree with me”

    • @DeadricDeadggory
      @DeadricDeadggory 10 днів тому

      @ yes😭

    • @Pixel_Eyes11
      @Pixel_Eyes11 9 днів тому +4

      Thats like calling tea or coffee water lol

    • @bzipoli
      @bzipoli 3 дні тому +1

      i'm outrageously mad i'm sorry fam

  • @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625
    @whenfunnydancingcockroach4625 Рік тому +13222

    “He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said

    • @milky_nyan
      @milky_nyan Рік тому +180

      agree dude i was crying laughing

    • @ari_chap
      @ari_chap Рік тому +73

      what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING

    • @rawrlette33
      @rawrlette33 Рік тому +87

      @@ari_chap 25:28

    • @dae8665
      @dae8665 Рік тому +207

      danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing
      they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao

    • @faenene
      @faenene Рік тому +74

      Typical Danny
      He does that when his bones get squishy too

  • @shyers3667
    @shyers3667 Рік тому +9204

    You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.

    • @declannoyes3370
      @declannoyes3370 Рік тому +149

      Just add vodka! 😂

    • @Sleepfrog
      @Sleepfrog Рік тому +39

      Literally this LOL

    • @hvrbros8730
      @hvrbros8730 Рік тому +173

      it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao

    • @shyers3667
      @shyers3667 Рік тому +17

      @@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀

    • @gamerdog7939
      @gamerdog7939 Рік тому

      @@shyers3667how??

  • @blacksabbitha
    @blacksabbitha Рік тому +7484

    kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius

    • @ecstasy.dreamer
      @ecstasy.dreamer Рік тому +64

      no literally you’re so right

    • @jessematthews4168
      @jessematthews4168 Рік тому +21

      I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies.
      Person is smart. People are stupid.

    • @mepersonallyiwouldnt
      @mepersonallyiwouldnt Рік тому +15

      Ong I love watching them together

    • @OGimouse1
      @OGimouse1 Рік тому +11

      IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning.
      Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda.
      Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste.
      Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what.
      These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.

    • @meatteater
      @meatteater Рік тому +3

      i like danny and drew better

  • @GenderfaeCrab
    @GenderfaeCrab 4 місяці тому +1322

    I love the new "skip ahead feature" because it shows me that I'm not the only one skipping the hotdog water sketch.

    • @salf.7484
      @salf.7484 Місяць тому +32

      Woah what feature is that?

    • @Xmannn001
      @Xmannn001 Місяць тому

      @@salf.7484 I believe they’re referring to when you hold down and slide up on the red line/watch bar. It basically allows you to skip ahead while showing you images of what’s happening at that point of the video. Basically Netflix.

    • @No-ue5pi
      @No-ue5pi Місяць тому

      ​​@@salf.7484 UA-cam detects what sections of a video people skip through, and if it detects you skipping something a lot of people skip (with the +10sec thing) a little button appears that lets you automatically skip the rest of the section! Most of the time I encounter it on sponsor segments

    • @Tyranitar.
      @Tyranitar. Місяць тому

      @@salf.7484 premium, unfortunately

    • @viccariosa-i8f
      @viccariosa-i8f Місяць тому

      @@salf.7484the skip ahead feature

  • @gloomyxbabee
    @gloomyxbabee Рік тому +16226

    It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.

    • @_uwu_9992
      @_uwu_9992 Рік тому +121

      but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 Рік тому +878

      @@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.

    • @florpleborp2275
      @florpleborp2275 Рік тому +75

      ⁠@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.

    • @bartho5212
      @bartho5212 Рік тому +156

      @@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.

    • @exzyyd392
      @exzyyd392 Рік тому +52

      ​@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch

  • @kristinbeck6659
    @kristinbeck6659 Рік тому +4821

    I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed

  • @pinguwingu.
    @pinguwingu. Рік тому +7871

    i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch

    • @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 Рік тому +187

      Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh

    • @braydonmorris3518
      @braydonmorris3518 Рік тому +20

      OMG SAME

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Рік тому +31

      I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?

    • @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939
      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 Рік тому +354

      @@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️

    • @msjkramey
      @msjkramey Рік тому +69

      @mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets
      Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me

  • @erikg8526
    @erikg8526 Місяць тому +166

    18:40 these two dorks giggling together are what "boys will be boys" should mean! This is a flippin' delight!!

    • @Ellie-bo-bellie
      @Ellie-bo-bellie Місяць тому +1

      THIS IS WHAT BOYS WILL BE BOYS SHOULD MEAN
      BEING SILLY LITTLE FELLAS GOOFYING AROUND TOGETHER!!

  • @orangejuice103
    @orangejuice103 Рік тому +11438

    I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂

    • @tomqrchives
      @tomqrchives Рік тому +278

      and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from

    • @aiecrypt
      @aiecrypt Рік тому +113

      Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-

    • @jinx7641
      @jinx7641 Рік тому +45

      ​@@aiecrypt"vanilla"

    • @LeShortArtist
      @LeShortArtist Рік тому +77

      "Do you have vinegar flavor?"

    • @Maugrimm
      @Maugrimm Рік тому +10

      help

  • @MarxistLasagnaist420
    @MarxistLasagnaist420 Рік тому +4000

    When Danny and Kurtis talk it’s a perfect example of how things that are not funny at all on paper can be hysterical between two friends

  • @sunnycitruss
    @sunnycitruss Рік тому +8763

    I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the “drinkable” version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.

    • @geegeezlouis86
      @geegeezlouis86 Рік тому +331

      when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it
      I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.

    • @firstlast-n6q
      @firstlast-n6q Рік тому +59

      ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid

    • @jenniferandrews6556
      @jenniferandrews6556 Рік тому +31

      I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha

    • @greasyweeb
      @greasyweeb Рік тому +83

      this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.

    • @SkiddlyBink
      @SkiddlyBink Рік тому +123

      the primal instinct to make Potions.....

  • @shenigin
    @shenigin 2 місяці тому +173

    “Pour ‘em in together like you’re fucking crazy” will never not be funny

  • @amandamullet655
    @amandamullet655 Рік тому +4119

    Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me

    • @jackcough8580
      @jackcough8580 Рік тому +58

      coming out? 😨

    • @PartTimePhillip
      @PartTimePhillip Рік тому +13

      ​@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him

    • @aarasko
      @aarasko Рік тому +19

      its just so…danny

    • @softkachu83
      @softkachu83 Рік тому +7

      @@PartTimePhillip it was a joke 😭

    • @PartTimePhillip
      @PartTimePhillip Рік тому +7

      @@softkachu83 oh lmao!! didn't catch that

  • @fusetunes
    @fusetunes Рік тому +6721

    this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"

    • @firstlast-n6q
      @firstlast-n6q Рік тому +20

      lol

    • @canondead1943
      @canondead1943 Рік тому +7

      Haha

    • @neverendingspace
      @neverendingspace 9 місяців тому +246

      That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead
      THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 5 місяців тому +49

      ⁠​⁠@@neverendingspacepeople have no idea what they are ordering sometimes, they just know the words 😂 had someone say “ill have the same drink, but instead of-“ and then just order an entirely different thing lmfaoo

    • @get.sassyxd
      @get.sassyxd 3 місяці тому

      ​@@neverendingspace they want to sound ✨️ different ✨️ and *special* to everyone....when they sound dumb af

  • @MasonMcLeodFilms
    @MasonMcLeodFilms Рік тому +9328

    Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'

  • @A_Person50
    @A_Person50 Місяць тому +253

    7:55 I did the calculations, and all 8 of those Stanley mugs cost $280 in total.

    • @Gumberda
      @Gumberda 8 днів тому

      Yes hottie

    • @eimearpokemaster5820
      @eimearpokemaster5820 8 днів тому +6

      That's CHEAP lmao they retail for just about 50€ here. So 8 of them is 400€

    • @A_Person50
      @A_Person50 8 днів тому +1

      @ god damn

    • @3L3CTR1CST0RM
      @3L3CTR1CST0RM 6 днів тому

      no its insane how much people spend on them, i know first hand, my mom is like obsessed with water bottles we have more water bottles then cups 😭

    • @A_Person50
      @A_Person50 6 днів тому

      @ same in my house too. i probably only ever get a new water bottle every few years when i either lose it or it breaks. and i only usually get them as a Christmas gift 🤣

  • @didntevenchoosethisfont141
    @didntevenchoosethisfont141 Рік тому +10033

    Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.

    • @parrotperson
      @parrotperson Рік тому +114

      I’m old, what’s an almond mom?

    • @moon-in-capricorn
      @moon-in-capricorn Рік тому +777

      @@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”

    • @rach_laze
      @rach_laze Рік тому +800

      ​@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet

    • @parrotperson
      @parrotperson Рік тому +67

      @@rach_laze thanks for explaining

    • @bichen-up-ur
      @bichen-up-ur Рік тому +148

      @@moon-in-capricorn what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl

  • @mu5hr00m_furry
    @mu5hr00m_furry 8 місяців тому +5468

    They could just call it “drinktok” and “drink of the day”

    • @skyjourner
      @skyjourner 6 місяців тому +55

      underrated comment right here

    • @drawingbluejay7938
      @drawingbluejay7938 6 місяців тому +275

      Or like 'Mocktok' cuz they're mocktails.

    • @alyssanorris2715
      @alyssanorris2715 6 місяців тому +76

      Literally or with the whole “getting a sweat treat bc I’m just a girl” thing like I make fun drinks all the time wether with water or other drinks as a base like it’s not hard to call it what it is😭

    • @666uwu
      @666uwu 6 місяців тому +12

      but its WATER 😡🤬👿

    • @GayNStuff
      @GayNStuff 6 місяців тому +1

      woooow they remade juice! Love this new update

  • @vaguelyeducated
    @vaguelyeducated Рік тому +9233

    Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.

    • @winterfromwisthollow
      @winterfromwisthollow Рік тому +393

      i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are

    • @kalpic11
      @kalpic11 Рік тому +101

      I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.

    • @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy
      @DC_let_the_Waynes_be_happy Рік тому +88

      ​@@winterfromwisthollow your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point

    • @realleon2328
      @realleon2328 Рік тому +14

      @@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?

    • @teddycinema
      @teddycinema Рік тому +25

      i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice

  • @GoldfishCrackers-i1o
    @GoldfishCrackers-i1o Місяць тому +33

    him and Danny making the drinks is the peak equivalent of "My brother and I when mom leaves us home alone to go to the store"

  • @fauxtanical4815
    @fauxtanical4815 Рік тому +2598

    the fact that kurtis always tells us not to comment on something about his appearance is hilarious because I NEVER NOTICE UNTIL HE SAYS SOMETHING

    • @nicole4589
      @nicole4589 Рік тому +37

      right and now it's bothering me

    • @Bunni_Rxses
      @Bunni_Rxses Рік тому +21

      TRUEEE
      Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j

    • @francisengevik9517
      @francisengevik9517 Рік тому +4

      You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)

    • @firstlast-n6q
      @firstlast-n6q Рік тому

      same

  • @sydneygardner3839
    @sydneygardner3839 Рік тому +7470

    kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing

    • @Lol_low
      @Lol_low Рік тому +91

      Fr most collabs fell forced

    • @saltedwounds
      @saltedwounds Рік тому +38

      @@Lol_lowfr. They do, they have such a nice energy

    • @jerryakatony5724
      @jerryakatony5724 Рік тому +38

      @@Lol_low Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.

    • @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494
      @dontbefatuousjeffrey2494 Рік тому +29

      Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water".
      Substance? Or coincidence?
      YOU DECIDE

    • @Mewl22
      @Mewl22 Рік тому +20

      IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3

  • @Kebbysheepman
    @Kebbysheepman Рік тому +3968

    Kurtis and Danny being idiots together genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried. Their laughter is so contagious. What an incredible duo holy shit

    • @nyctxphilee
      @nyctxphilee Рік тому +49

      I would kill to have friends like them

    • @channeldeleted9452
      @channeldeleted9452 Рік тому +23

      Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard

    • @FaithHailey
      @FaithHailey Рік тому +9

      no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn

    • @toadt0ad
      @toadt0ad Рік тому +8

      no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭

    • @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341
      @yourlocalcoffeeloveronthei1341 Рік тому +13

      I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*

  • @klsonic2
    @klsonic2 3 місяці тому +130

    6:20 As someone who cant keep water down, I make de-caff black tea or add some lemon juice or whatever to it, something relatively minimal compared to whatever THIS WAS....thank you for acknowledging those of us exist and let us know this isn't making fun of us in particular.

    • @coheedmonstar33
      @coheedmonstar33 27 днів тому

      bro you dont exiSt, lierally the only people that cant drink water are rabieS victimS. youre coping

  • @lpsquestie3495
    @lpsquestie3495 Рік тому +78429

    Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction

    • @husky2674
      @husky2674 Рік тому +1802

      And they're husbands. Love it

    • @alexia3552
      @alexia3552 Рік тому +515

      I love that energy

    • @mollieephobia
      @mollieephobia Рік тому +1209

      drew was the kid videoing it

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +679

      I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair

    • @xoxo6145
      @xoxo6145 Рік тому +34

      U get it

  • @slccpyy
    @slccpyy Рік тому +8325

    honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense

    • @tyta.luctuosa
      @tyta.luctuosa Рік тому +136

      Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...

    • @cherrybeetree
      @cherrybeetree Рік тому +37

      @@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers

    • @artdeco777
      @artdeco777 Рік тому +120

      @@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on UA-cam?

    • @heyyfirefly
      @heyyfirefly Рік тому +38

      ​@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty.
      also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤

    • @yourdearsuzy
      @yourdearsuzy Рік тому +4

      YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝

  • @peeblekitty5780
    @peeblekitty5780 Рік тому +8105

    "You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.

    • @rx500android
      @rx500android Рік тому +195

      Omg they sound so chill I love it

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 Рік тому +225

      Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform

    • @Fanimati0n
      @Fanimati0n Рік тому +100

      I love r/hydrohomies

    • @flops1792
      @flops1792 Рік тому +52

      they are hella wholesome ngl

    • @rhandhom1
      @rhandhom1 Рік тому +5

      to to to*

  • @Lixauce
    @Lixauce 3 місяці тому +135

    Why is the American commercial bit at 6:20 painfully accurate to when I watch tv 😭

    • @spam-el3ee
      @spam-el3ee 2 місяці тому +5

      I was looking for this comment because that's genuinely one of the most accurate skits I've seen from Kurtis

    • @slaqualquercoisamemo5117
      @slaqualquercoisamemo5117 13 днів тому +1

      tv girl pfp

  • @henrylotl420
    @henrylotl420 Рік тому +6580

    as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(

    • @brookehop8
      @brookehop8 Рік тому +146

      :( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own

    • @CraftingGummi
      @CraftingGummi Рік тому +70

      Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.

    • @kamo7293
      @kamo7293 Рік тому +39

      just hyper consumerism.

    • @froggycolouring
      @froggycolouring Рік тому +12

      I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.

    • @victhehampter
      @victhehampter Рік тому +17

      Youre the hero we need to make watertok into something wholesome

  • @junebuggy1
    @junebuggy1 Рік тому +8476

    kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics

  • @AceWolfify
    @AceWolfify Рік тому +2065

    When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.

  • @bellecioa
    @bellecioa 2 місяці тому +53

    i think i can speak for everyone that we need more kurtis and danny videos even a year later

    • @almond-dt8mn
      @almond-dt8mn 2 місяці тому +1

      YES please i watch this video almost once a week its so funny 😭

    • @bogeymanbear
      @bogeymanbear Місяць тому +2

      I have great news

  • @adjoelles
    @adjoelles Рік тому +2328

    seeing kurtis and Danny just hanging out in the kitchen drinking sweet sweet juice is honestly the funniest thing I’ve seen ever

    • @enauaae
      @enauaae Рік тому +43

      they are so cute 😭😭

    • @bamik2297
      @bamik2297 Рік тому +33

      Somehow they look like normal teenagers

    • @T00FAST4L0VE
      @T00FAST4L0VE Рік тому +1

      Totally not a weird thing to feel at all 😳

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому

      Juice would probably be sweeter if there were no more stray moustache hairs in the world!

    • @saras9270
      @saras9270 Рік тому

      literally same

  • @mariah.d
    @mariah.d Рік тому +4070

    I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂

  • @ladybinicorn2800
    @ladybinicorn2800 Рік тому +1359

    I love that Danny spins like an elegant ballerina and Kurtis just twirls around like a goof. That was top tier of bits.

  • @andievalentin
    @andievalentin 28 днів тому +65

    13:18 a lot of sweeteners used in these powders and syrups tend to cause diarrhoea (when consumed in larger quantities), so watertok is just how to make instagram “detox” teas (that are just laxatives) at home. a little treat every now and then is fine but these women are making huge containers and having multiple of those every day

  • @iforgotmyname6969
    @iforgotmyname6969 Рік тому +3134

    Kurtis and Danny making Mario noises while pouring unidentifiable substances into their water is something I never thought I would see

    • @Cheesewizardthethird
      @Cheesewizardthethird Рік тому +8

      I did.

    • @fathimahessa5622
      @fathimahessa5622 Рік тому +10

      actually i knew that would happen

    • @spawnpoint111
      @spawnpoint111 Рік тому +1

      ❤😂🎉😢😮😅😊😞😒😎🥸🤩😔😟🥳😏😕🤓🧐🤨🤪😜😙😚😋😋😛😝😘🥰🙂😍😍😇🙂😅🥰🤫😊🤥🤨🥵😓🤩🙄🥳🙄😒😬💩😶🎃😰👿🤥🥵👹😶🥴🤫🥴😬🤕😧

    • @choco_L8
      @choco_L8 Рік тому +6

      ​@StupidUnderScore that's exactly how they felt while drinking these

    • @abbyelectric
      @abbyelectric Рік тому +4

      Danny coming out with "Luigi time!" killed me.

  • @binarystarkillers5299
    @binarystarkillers5299 Рік тому +921

    nothing has made me laugh as much as kurtis pretending to inhale the powder after danny coughed and then immediately choking on it

  • @audreybritton9337
    @audreybritton9337 2 місяці тому +29

    25:30 i love how he didn’t know what an elf bar is but is griddying with perfect comedic timing

  • @MaroonieBean
    @MaroonieBean Рік тому +2201

    “He’s been doing that a lot.. saying something mean then griddying away” absolutely SENT me you guys are amazing together

    • @MaroonieBean
      @MaroonieBean Рік тому +68

      also funny enough, I drank stuff like this when I was quitting vaping because it tasted the exact same lmao.

    • @lillyhaun4959
      @lillyhaun4959 Рік тому +25

      I love them together it’s so funny and sweet they’re such pure friends

    • @jimmyneutron4360
      @jimmyneutron4360 Рік тому +26

      @@MaroonieBean Hope you've quit successfully by now :)

  • @jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100
    @jennigthatonecrazydoglady8100 Рік тому +6389

    It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.

    • @MyFictionalChaos
      @MyFictionalChaos Рік тому +167

      He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark

    • @M_Koffee
      @M_Koffee Рік тому +171

      I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.

    • @lilithuaa
      @lilithuaa Рік тому +34

      As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it

    • @somedudeok1451
      @somedudeok1451 Рік тому +117

      More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.

    • @wildfire9280
      @wildfire9280 Рік тому +200

      The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British

  • @JessicaEnu
    @JessicaEnu Рік тому +3512

    Kurtis and Danny just goofing together are so wholesome. The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should refer to this behaviour

  • @katharsis8458
    @katharsis8458 6 днів тому +10

    I mean I make myself a big glass of iced tea every day to get more liquid in my system cause I find water hard to get down sometimes(I'm autistic so taste is weird for me) but like, I'm acknowledging that I'm drinking iced tea. I'm acknowledging that I put sugar powder in my water and it's a different beverage now. Still calling it water is such a weird way to go about tricking yourself into thinking it's healthy

  • @aliyasexception
    @aliyasexception Рік тому +3101

    not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched

    • @user-vm6mw5xw7o
      @user-vm6mw5xw7o Рік тому +98

      I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao

    • @morganh3301
      @morganh3301 Рік тому +91

      i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +48

      Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!

    • @lrdeei
      @lrdeei Рік тому +7

      YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-

    • @RatRatRat
      @RatRatRat Рік тому +24

      I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video

  • @Mistardmuster
    @Mistardmuster Рік тому +3279

    The thing that gets me about things like Watertok is how something like drinking water is somehow transformed into an entire identity and actually leads to fad-buying and overconsumption (buying 8 Stanley cups completely missing the point of a reusable cup). Like you're free to drink flavored water it's fine, it's just strange to make that your only defining trait.

    • @crakhaed
      @crakhaed Рік тому +98

      Crazy how people can't just be normal about their interests and have to make a big deal about it online and make it their entire identity

    • @TheeKittyPie
      @TheeKittyPie Рік тому +90

      @Karina Lumen crazy that people can share their opinion about something without it affecting people enjoying what they do

    • @PuddilyOops
      @PuddilyOops Рік тому +19

      I didn’t even know this was a thing and now I learn it’s a whole “community”. The internet is so weird.

    • @reed6514
      @reed6514 Рік тому +3

      ​@@PuddilyOops "The internet is so weird." Lol yeaaah. Yeah. 😂

    • @reed6514
      @reed6514 Рік тому +13

      I'm curious what portion of watertokers are genuinely taking it on as an identity vs milking it for content (& money). Also wondering if the Stanley brand sponsors these people.

  • @autumnsyndrome
    @autumnsyndrome Рік тому +2516

    the hot dog water bit actually made me feel genuine fear

  • @C3L3ST1AL
    @C3L3ST1AL Місяць тому +14

    this is truly the greatest video i’ve ever watched. i have seen it about 10 times and i still laugh SO hard

    • @Heyhjdj
      @Heyhjdj Місяць тому

      I’m not even joking i have peed my pants about 10 times because of this video

    • @josjos-x5s
      @josjos-x5s 20 днів тому

      Probably one of the videos I come back to rewatch most lol

  • @nathanr5737
    @nathanr5737 Рік тому +1986

    Kurtis and Danny’s friendship is so sweet to see, shits so genuine, not just online creators who just collab sometimes

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +23

      I think kurtis' mustache and a comb should collab!

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому

      @magiiyoo6715 I have not stopped thinking about it since this video was uploaded. I'm failing all my classes.

  • @CloudMeka
    @CloudMeka Рік тому +2381

    I love seeing them together! I feel like we rarely see Danny actually laugh because he doesn't laugh at his own jokes, but he's laughing with Kurtis ☺️

    • @MrTrevortxeartxe
      @MrTrevortxeartxe Рік тому +78

      More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos!

    • @tati.nightwing
      @tati.nightwing Рік тому +53

      I agree! After the MTV video they did together I was dying for another collab between them, Danny acts like such a kid around Kurtis and it's so cute

  • @melisd5741
    @melisd5741 Рік тому +1582

    I'm very upset Danny didn't make a 'my bones are getting squishy' joke when they were trying the mermaid thing

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 Рік тому +23

      Would've been full circle given that joke started on a mermaid film video review 😢

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +1

      I'm very upset about the stray mustache hair!!!

    • @philosophy_bot4171
      @philosophy_bot4171 Рік тому

      Beep bop... I'm the Philosophy Bot. Here, have a quote:
      "It is absurd to divide people into good and bad. People are either charming or tedious"
      ~ Oscar Wilde

  • @Livvyfbd
    @Livvyfbd 3 дні тому +3

    I’ve seen this video more than i see my family (I live with them). Seriously my comfort video, I have to have watched it like 1-3 times a day for a couple weeks now.

  • @13sampepper
    @13sampepper Рік тому +1684

    whenever danny and kurtis get together, the video radiates nuclear levels of "childhood friends at a sleepover" energy

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +17

      Except the wholesomeness of that illusion is shattered by that STRAY MUSTACHE HAIR

    • @kleinergrashupfer
      @kleinergrashupfer Рік тому +1

      I thought they were a couple lol

    • @Spielername
      @Spielername Рік тому

      At least they're ready to give their childlike innocence up, just to inform, educade and entertain us.
      By the way, the last water they've tried was just looking like poo-water. 🤢🤮

  • @stephanielee7875
    @stephanielee7875 Рік тому +6806

    As a a bartender I was quite literally HOWLING laughing when y’all were spinning around with the bottle and the little flourish edited in😂

    • @whiskey_pink_42
      @whiskey_pink_42 Рік тому +106

      I’d go to ‘FlourishBar’ any time.

    • @PurgatoryProductions1
      @PurgatoryProductions1 Рік тому +112

      you should try the bartender spin sometime /j

    • @gargles5270
      @gargles5270 Рік тому +33

      ive rewatched that section at least 20 times

    • @dropfish3109
      @dropfish3109 Рік тому

      @@PurgatoryProductions1/s*

    • @wren105
      @wren105 Рік тому +27

      all I could imagine was my dad doing the dainty spin as a buffalo wild wings bar tender

  • @quinnperry3197
    @quinnperry3197 Рік тому +2529

    You guys had a golden opportunity to make so many "H2O Just Add Water" jokes while trying that mermaid syrup

  • @davidleone6509
    @davidleone6509 14 днів тому +5

    I’m convinced that he thought of the “water-u-tok-ing about” joke one day and needed an excuse to use it so he made this video.

  • @sKrATlambrecht
    @sKrATlambrecht Рік тому +6416

    The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning

    • @Nathi98
      @Nathi98 Рік тому +400

      I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines

    • @foodfornot
      @foodfornot Рік тому +154

      Their poor kidneys

    • @cyrus__112
      @cyrus__112 Рік тому +170

      At this point im convinced their insides are blue

    • @supermills03
      @supermills03 Рік тому

      they maybe just like having green shit

    • @TotallyKurtCobain
      @TotallyKurtCobain Рік тому +97

      the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077

  • @ArgonApricot
    @ArgonApricot Рік тому +1682

    Genuinely delighted by the cinematography that went into that cursed hot dog water sketch, it's lovely to see Kurtis continue to put passion into his videos like this

    • @jayflight5351
      @jayflight5351 Рік тому +25

      I love to see people passionate about hotdog water :)

    • @GoofRebelMusic
      @GoofRebelMusic Рік тому +8

      I was NOT delighted, haha. I was surprised at how i fast i needed to block the screen. That was so uncomfortable to watch.

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +3

      The cinematography would probably look better if there wasn't that stray moustache hair!

    • @valolafson6035
      @valolafson6035 Рік тому +3

      ​@@GoofRebelMusic I read the comments, so I knew it was coming, and still couldn't watch it.

    • @heg203
      @heg203 Рік тому +1

      Reminded me of a Kids in the Hall sketch

  • @alexjohnson3084
    @alexjohnson3084 Рік тому +4068

    Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.

    • @tancred12
      @tancred12 Рік тому +197

      HE TRUSTED YOU

    • @kjaxthegrate
      @kjaxthegrate Рік тому +140

      His trust was misplaced.

    • @kaskaskas
      @kaskaskas Рік тому +119

      I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭

    • @EmptyChairDoASolo25
      @EmptyChairDoASolo25 Рік тому +32

      sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down

    • @oneinamalone
      @oneinamalone Рік тому +1

      he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD

  • @e.b.farmer4
    @e.b.farmer4 4 місяці тому +17

    “I am nothing, if not a hater.” Needs to be on a T-Shirt tout d’suite.

    • @samanthashayler6028
      @samanthashayler6028 4 дні тому

      I am so angry at myself I just read that as "toot de soote" because I don't think I've ever actually seen tout d'suite written down before 😭

  • @deedeetrick7405
    @deedeetrick7405 Рік тому +943

    Two sentence horror story:
    “What are you doing with the hot dog water?”
    “The water is the best part.”

  • @TheAutumicRose
    @TheAutumicRose Рік тому +5134

    Fun fact: even though the packaging says "0 grams of sugar/0 calories" there are still both sugar AND calories in those mixes. It's just low enough of an amount that the companies don't have to put it in the nutritional facts.

    • @yourpsychicfriendfredbear
      @yourpsychicfriendfredbear Рік тому +232

      Like tic tacs!

    • @helenam00n
      @helenam00n Рік тому +206

      Like the spray oils that list "0 Cal! ((((For a 1/8th of a second spray))))"

    • @cassidycecchetto9912
      @cassidycecchetto9912 Рік тому +5

      THIS!!!

    • @psychicbyinternet
      @psychicbyinternet Рік тому +56

      If it's that low an amount then who cares other than people with EDs?

    • @5c0H
      @5c0H Рік тому +141

      not to mention they add sweeteners like aspartame and maltodextrin which are both SEVERLY worse than sugar

  • @coreykeays7249
    @coreykeays7249 Рік тому +4573

    This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank

    • @Gustoberg
      @Gustoberg Рік тому +293

      AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!

    • @acid_tongue_4315
      @acid_tongue_4315 Рік тому +78

      the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest

    • @hannah-6080
      @hannah-6080 Рік тому +21

      It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man

    • @scouticescoutice4994
      @scouticescoutice4994 Рік тому +66

      @@Gustoberg hydrohomies*

    • @FocusedFighter777
      @FocusedFighter777 Рік тому

      It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume.....
      And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.

  • @920mason7
    @920mason7 2 місяці тому +95

    8:24 those who know😈

    • @Scottig-g5y
      @Scottig-g5y 2 місяці тому +16

      I was looking for this

    • @lolman8632
      @lolman8632 2 місяці тому +19

      + Adrenaline Rush +Siberian Laugh +💀💀

    • @cslianfeoa
      @cslianfeoa 2 місяці тому +15

      mango mango mango mango

    • @NormDeguere
      @NormDeguere 25 днів тому +1

      haha I get it actually

    • @triniasta
      @triniasta 23 дні тому +3

      LUNCHLY PHONK 🐠☠️

  • @kittykittybangbang000
    @kittykittybangbang000 Рік тому +2696

    i love how danny and kurtis started pretty normal and calm and just got more and more unhinged as it went on.

    • @arekushisu100
      @arekushisu100 Рік тому +65

      It's the sugar rush 😆

    • @saraarmstrong8181
      @saraarmstrong8181 Рік тому +27

      Yeah I was thinking the sugar high hit em

    • @Angelina_w
      @Angelina_w Рік тому +3

      Agreed, agreed, (we have the same pfp :) )

    • @ona512
      @ona512 Рік тому +4

      even tho that stuff doesnt metabolize like sugar it still acts like sugar in our body. its very interesting

  • @soyjoyy
    @soyjoyy 10 місяців тому +2645

    The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.

    • @blakksheep736
      @blakksheep736 10 місяців тому +74

      Water you tokking about?

    • @elektrakokkinou1623
      @elektrakokkinou1623 8 місяців тому +14

      i was looking for this comment, thats the funniest thing ive ever heard

    • @jermtheworm133
      @jermtheworm133 6 місяців тому

      fr

    • @Saturn.7056
      @Saturn.7056 6 місяців тому +2

      There’s a joke that I use that I added that Kurtis quote to.
      “Have you heard the joke about water? Ah, never mind…You’ll see right through it. I think it’s pretty clear.”
      and if they respond- usually with a “wow, that’s so funny” (doesn’t matter if it’s sarcastic or not) I will add
      “WATER you tokking about?”

    • @pizzazz099
      @pizzazz099 6 місяців тому

      I thought I commented something before and didn’t remember

  • @katyishere
    @katyishere Рік тому +2426

    I think eating a slice of birthday cake alongside a glass of water would probably taste better than the flavoured water version

    • @Iamaperson590
      @Iamaperson590 Рік тому +105

      And would honestly probably be healthier

    • @paulkaehn6203
      @paulkaehn6203 Рік тому +90

      I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅

    • @bigmeatyclaws28
      @bigmeatyclaws28 Рік тому +49

      @@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that

    • @pinkdarkman
      @pinkdarkman Рік тому +13

      I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake...
      Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.

    • @ProblematicProjection
      @ProblematicProjection Рік тому

      ​@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂

  • @daboi69420
    @daboi69420 3 місяці тому +50

    7:34 still water 😟

  • @MarleneRodriguez711
    @MarleneRodriguez711 Рік тому +1132

    I was laughing nonstop during the taste testing bit. Made me so happy I love it when people look like they're genuinely just having fun with each other

  • @SamFerro
    @SamFerro Рік тому +1309

    The bartender tricks and the “one bud light please” has literal tears rolling down my face I have no laughed this hard in years I think

    • @kiri_tm
      @kiri_tm Рік тому +59

      the full spin with the arm up from danny had me actually crying oh my god it was so funny

    • @JuliNae
      @JuliNae Рік тому +13

      Omg I fucking died at that bit I literally had to pause the video 😭

    • @cryptogofer3080
      @cryptogofer3080 Рік тому

      OmG rEaLLy? DiD yA?

    • @aspenisthebest
      @aspenisthebest Рік тому +4

      I know. My stomach hurts from this video.

    • @iamjustkiwi
      @iamjustkiwi Рік тому +1

      My only issue with watertok is how badly all these artificial sweeteners would DESTROY MY BOWELS. I wish I could use them without the stomach problems but no such luck. I wish there was more flavored and unsweetened stuff besides seltzer.

  • @Th3_sent1nel
    @Th3_sent1nel Рік тому +1830

    Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.

    • @topdeckhelix8450
      @topdeckhelix8450 Рік тому

      It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.

    • @patricecipher6457
      @patricecipher6457 Рік тому +14

      PREACH

    • @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd
      @DoubleOhSevenThe3rd Рік тому +5

      Wtf are you talking about what are they removing

    • @royalesamiyt
      @royalesamiyt Рік тому +36

      @@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients

    • @brumhelldah917
      @brumhelldah917 Рік тому +31

      @@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added

  • @ItRhymesWith
    @ItRhymesWith 2 місяці тому +10

    "Yeah, wat-er you tok-ing about" fucking KILLED ME

  • @hunter5w6
    @hunter5w6 Рік тому +4558

    referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video

    • @LeMeowAu
      @LeMeowAu Рік тому +148

      True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe

    • @heyheyitrachelgray
      @heyheyitrachelgray Рік тому +34

      Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!

    • @Built_Mago
      @Built_Mago Рік тому +13

      Watery cake

    • @gracep_89
      @gracep_89 Рік тому +2

      nah bro u wilddd

    • @TheDanAge
      @TheDanAge Рік тому +15

      but true

  • @ansigatico63
    @ansigatico63 10 місяців тому +3265

    when kurtis made the "give that to a baby" joke he probably already knew about danny and laura expecting a baby thats hilarious

    • @yeebler
      @yeebler 10 місяців тому +362

      I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute

    • @xoxomiha
      @xoxomiha 10 місяців тому +373

      yeahh i just realised he corrected himself
      "give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth

    • @clareamidei2260
      @clareamidei2260 7 місяців тому +5

      omg todd pfp

    • @elladawson2493
      @elladawson2493 6 місяців тому +3

      Timestamp?

    • @444steph
      @444steph 6 місяців тому

      @@elladawson2493 24:20

  • @michael-tu7ec
    @michael-tu7ec Рік тому +2898

    finding out shane dawson is now a water tok girly makes this video even better

    • @_lexi
      @_lexi Рік тому +153

      WHAT

    • @table2.0
      @table2.0 Рік тому

      Oh wow, Shane is just human trash isn’t he?

    • @Desertscorpion116
      @Desertscorpion116 Рік тому +126

      oh that one guy that uhhh.. likes his cat a lil too much..

    • @sammygecko_
      @sammygecko_ Рік тому +78

      @@Desertscorpion116I honestly wish that’s how I remembered him… or the only/first thing I think of when he comes up.
      A real throwback lmao

    • @Desertscorpion116
      @Desertscorpion116 Рік тому +2

      @@sammygecko_ lol

  • @Blaze_1421
    @Blaze_1421 3 місяці тому +107

    8:14 STILL WATER (THOSE WHO KNOW)💀🗿

    • @FatFish48
      @FatFish48 3 місяці тому +10

      I was just about to comment this

    • @NatalieMillr
      @NatalieMillr 2 місяці тому +15

      Mango mango mango😈

  • @AntheanCeilliers
    @AntheanCeilliers Рік тому +7771

    The woman pointing out that this has roots in toxic diet culture is spot on.

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd Рік тому +120

      No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.

    • @AntheanCeilliers
      @AntheanCeilliers Рік тому +572

      @Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd Рік тому +91

      @@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.

    • @AntheanCeilliers
      @AntheanCeilliers Рік тому +130

      @@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything

    • @Jimmy-xe5jd
      @Jimmy-xe5jd Рік тому +32

      @@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is

  • @SunsetMoonshine
    @SunsetMoonshine Рік тому +926

    We NEED a cooking segment with Kurtis and Danny just goofing off together. I laugh so much it hurts whenever they are together in videos

    • @Bloody_Corpses
      @Bloody_Corpses Рік тому +4

      Agreed

    • @kellygreen7236
      @kellygreen7236 Рік тому +2

      I'd watch a whole series, why not go full Food Network with Danny and Kurtis?

  • @robertgrantz6639
    @robertgrantz6639 Рік тому +2100

    I'm genuinely curious how the watertokers using the syrups got their water to be that color. Kurtis overpoured the mermaid one and you could still see through the water....

    • @elayna6776
      @elayna6776 Рік тому +151

      I think she put an orange filter over and made everything brighter

    • @quinntrixx
      @quinntrixx Рік тому +432

      actually part of that is likely due to food dye restrictions. you can see that the syrup is lighter in bottle too. the us has very lax registration on food color so food tends to be more vibrant. you can actually look at pictures of products in the us vs Canada or uk and the colors can be drastically different it’s kinda neat to look at. and yeah filters defo play a role too :)

    • @robertgrantz6639
      @robertgrantz6639 Рік тому +34

      @@quinntrixx true, I didn't think about that

    • @briclare
      @briclare Рік тому +11

      i feel like they just used a blue icee pop

    • @mommyissue
      @mommyissue Рік тому +19

      Damn how much do those people put in the water 💀

  • @_-NatureMations-_
    @_-NatureMations-_ 10 днів тому +2

    Not Danny either having sleep deprivation and being loopy or being absolutely BLITZED in this video 😂

  • @RecRoomPlays
    @RecRoomPlays Рік тому +1468

    Regarding the similarity to "Disney adults", I do kind of feel like Watertok has some sort of corporate astroturfing behind it. There's so much rampant hyperconsumerism on display, especially with specific brands like the Stanley cups and the branded syrups and powders that it's difficult to believe they all just randomly decided to spontaneously start a new TikTok trend without some sort of corporate backing.

    • @pap-fr
      @pap-fr Рік тому +52

      not to mention all having the same brand of bottle
      edit: I'm dumb and noticed you already mentioned this lol ignore me

    • @Annabellethedoll666
      @Annabellethedoll666 Рік тому +24

      Their definitely getting paid

    • @TylerWardhaha
      @TylerWardhaha Рік тому +8

      I’m sure some on them are sponsored. The other ones are building their resume

    • @ttthecat
      @ttthecat 7 місяців тому +3

      This is genuinely good analysis. I think you are right. It makes too much sense.

    • @locurset
      @locurset 3 місяці тому +2

      Definitely sponsored by skinny syrups. It's insane how many they have, that stuff is STRONG! I put basically a drop (or, as close to a "drop" that you can get from a bottle) of their pistachio syrup in my smoothies or coffee, and it definitely overpowers the taste. And the people in the video are POURING it! I can't imagine how strong the flavors of those beverages are.

  • @claudiau2620
    @claudiau2620 Рік тому +1286

    Danny and Kurtis trying the water "recipes" and joking around reminded me of doing dumb, silly shit with my friends at like 2am during a sleepover in high school and it's just so hilariously wholesome to watch

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin Рік тому +6

      Yes!! It reminded me of my best friend who passed away, we used to do stuff like this all the time. Made me smile a lot 😌 such good memories, looking back about 10 years later.

    • @claudia-uy5gk
      @claudia-uy5gk Рік тому

      Lol

    • @davedunks4647
      @davedunks4647 Рік тому

      absolutely

  • @Thomasthetank422
    @Thomasthetank422 Рік тому +4016

    Watching this after the Stanley cup craze is wild

    • @BlackOrderAlchemist
      @BlackOrderAlchemist Рік тому +150

      Makes you wonder how many of these folks were/are (un)knowingly dealing with lead poisoning :'''y

    • @vamosfreddi
      @vamosfreddi Рік тому +71

      mmmm lead flavor

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner Рік тому +47

      ​​@@BlackOrderAlchemistas far as I know the lead on Stanleys were both not detectable on the outside of the plug and only used on the exterior of the second wall.... The inside where drinks touch is just stainless \.
      Anyways if you want to complain about lead poisoning... Why the hell do we still use leaded avgas... Anywhere near a small airport the blood lead concentration is higher than it was on average in the 70s

    • @coloradohikertrash9958
      @coloradohikertrash9958 11 місяців тому +57

      @@jaykoerner I mean you can tell yourself whatever you want to make yourself feel better about chugging strawberry syrup mixed with bacon grease out of your lead plated Stanly. We won't judge

    • @jaykoerner
      @jaykoerner 11 місяців тому +46

      @@coloradohikertrash9958 I don't own one, so don't care, but I can use logic to understand that lead can't go through metal to come in contact with something you're drinking

  • @naps_
    @naps_ 2 дні тому +3

    Its weird they keep saying “water of the day” as if they don’t chug 2-5 litres daily.

  • @cmore5186
    @cmore5186 Рік тому +2226

    I laughed harder than I have in ages when Kurtis and Danny were mixing the drinks and doing the bartender spin

  • @YooranKujara
    @YooranKujara Рік тому +1555

    Can't wait to see an hour long video of Danny and Kurtis doing 107,000 bartender spins

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +19

      Cant wait to see that stray mustache hair situation fixed!

  • @AshleyfromTX
    @AshleyfromTX Рік тому +1040

    I think they all missed the opportunity to call these “waters” potions, and that’s on them. Call it water if you want, but that’s pretty low effort if you ask me.

    • @noobnoobie990
      @noobnoobie990 Рік тому +21

      They could've put the same amount of that energy as they mixing all of syrups and powders

    • @tylermcclanahan8971
      @tylermcclanahan8971 Рік тому +22

      That reminds me of a post I saw where people were serving Gatorade in potion bottles and it made the whole experience absolutely magical. I know that's not related but I had to share that wisdom with someone lol

    • @BexxBott
      @BexxBott Рік тому +6

      @@tylermcclanahan8971 as someone who enjoys random ideas I can make into art projects, I’m thankful you felt you had to share 🥹

    • @noranizaazmi6523
      @noranizaazmi6523 Рік тому +3

      @@tylermcclanahan8971 water in cup: water in funny cup:

    • @nicolle2126
      @nicolle2126 Рік тому +1

      noooo calling them potions would make them more appealing and might get other people to try these monstrosities

  • @juliavanpinxteren8595
    @juliavanpinxteren8595 3 місяці тому +12

    This is my comfort video

  • @arsenic-C
    @arsenic-C Рік тому +12493

    Humans are 70% water right?
    Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭

    • @FIREcrochethairstyles
      @FIREcrochethairstyles Рік тому +63

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @MissyGail4eva
      @MissyGail4eva Рік тому +219

      The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣

    • @pixam345
      @pixam345 Рік тому +282

      Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!

    • @SamFerro
      @SamFerro Рік тому +34

      This is so creative 😂😂😂

    • @gkrees9509
      @gkrees9509 Рік тому

      @@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦‍♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again

  • @KayleeFarnes
    @KayleeFarnes Рік тому +3765

    Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.

    • @nightcoreeclub
      @nightcoreeclub Рік тому +189

      it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩‍💻

    • @chels6492
      @chels6492 Рік тому +142

      The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃

    • @monhi64
      @monhi64 Рік тому +67

      This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average

    • @_o6629
      @_o6629 Рік тому +25

      USA has weird problems.

    • @shaunbarrie2263
      @shaunbarrie2263 Рік тому +37

      We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.

  • @kellie6496
    @kellie6496 Рік тому +4627

    The hardest part of being a Kurtis Conner fan is remembering a specific bit in the middle of your workday, and having to track down the video where he drank hot dog water

    • @sprout8426
      @sprout8426 Рік тому +55

      oh my god Y E S

    • @karitasphoto9078
      @karitasphoto9078 Рік тому +56

      Yeah Im trying to find the video where he talks to obama

    • @yuuisanL
      @yuuisanL Рік тому

      @@karitasphoto9078 HELP lmk when you find it i wanna watch that now

    • @pheebsvv
      @pheebsvv Рік тому +15

      @@karitasphoto9078 im pretty sure thats a vrg episode, the fanfic one

    • @karitasphoto9078
      @karitasphoto9078 Рік тому +8

      @@pheebsvv Ill go check, thx

  • @cowboyanxiety
    @cowboyanxiety 24 дні тому +2

    the whole segment with danny had me laughing so hard i could not even sip my actual water while watching due to extreme choke risk. holy shit that was hysterical lmao

  • @arlokyle1403
    @arlokyle1403 Рік тому +861

    Kurtis owes us all financial compensation for having to experience that hotdog water bit

    • @FormCreator
      @FormCreator Рік тому +12

      Fr I was EATING 🤢

    • @firstlast-n6q
      @firstlast-n6q Рік тому +32

      if u or a loved one have seen the hotdog water video , you may be entitled to financial compensation

    • @ummeo
      @ummeo Рік тому +5

      literally made me nauseous

    • @toadt0ad
      @toadt0ad Рік тому +1

      yea no i skipped thru it So fast😭😭

    • @hommefataltaemin
      @hommefataltaemin Рік тому +1

      @@toadt0ad me too 😂😂