WATERTOK: The Strangest Community on TikTok
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- Опубліковано 11 тра 2023
- The Watertok community on TikTok is really strange!!! Let's talk about it!!
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Watertok is just when you brewed “potions” in your backyard as a kid with berries and leaves but it’s for adults
Hold up, what the fuck you on about lol
omg literally
You can say the same thing about cocktails.
@@bluishwolfcompletely different but fair enough
Except as kids we at least called them "potions" and not "water"...
The inherent awkwardness and hilarity of watching two people who are used to filming alone try to film together is just so endearing.
Their friendship is so wholesome :D
@@dari2409 It really is, the hug, the silly snickering, the bad jokes. All of it is actually just so sweet, they're so earnest in their friendship.
It’s so good😭😭😭
The inherent awkwardness of that stray mustache hair burning a hole in my retina. Comb it!!!!!
@@pixam345 hey dont be mean!!!
Theres this one chick who pretends to be a part of watertok but shes just making alcoholic drinks lol.
I love her
Don't want to waste down the water!!!!
What's her tag?
She's the best
bloop bloop ✨splash✨
For me its the fact that you can naturally flavor water. Cut up some strawberries or cucumbers and let it sit in a pitcher. These adult women literally forgot that fruit exists
Like pineapples are so strong it would be great in water
But this requires planning ahead and doing things
It actually taste very bland, you’ll just get a diluted taste with most fruits
@@HC-nj3bs i think that's kinda the purpose, at the end of the day its JUST WATER. if you want something hydrating and that has a sweet taste just buy a carton of juice or something, don't just throw a packet or artificial flavour like you're putting chlorine into a pool 💀
Those ppl will consume everything that comes in packets instead of natural stuff
I'm sorry but just imagine you are at these girls’ houses and you ask for “Just water please.” and she responds with “What flavour?” 😂
and they have like 15 each of the packets and the syrups so there’s an endless amount of combinations to choose from
Great, now I'm afraid to ask for water at the house of someone else's house-
@@aiecrypt"vanilla"
"Do you have vinegar flavor?"
help
You would never call a mocktail water, but these people are literally making mocktails.
Just add vodka! 😂
Literally this LOL
it seems to be closer to cordial, something we drink commonly here in australia, only we all see it as the same as a soft drink, and not water. coke is like 90% water anyway lmao
@@hvrbros8730 im aussie dude I know what cordial is 💀
@@shyers3667how??
“I love your house!”
“thanks….”
“Hey, um I’m pretty thirsty, can I have a sip of water?”
“Fresh tiger blood jungle or dying Pokémon skittle?”
“Do you have normal?”
“W-what’s normal?”
Taco Bell with French Fries
Birthday cake, obvi 💀
Chick-Fil-A employee remains
obviously 😌
Dying pterodactyl with dog shit and melted syrup obvi
Caramel - microwaved baby, obviously ☠️
when kurtis made the "give that to a baby" joke he probably already knew about danny and laura expecting a baby thats hilarious
I THOUGHT THE SAME THING. At first he said "your baby" but stopped himself. V cute
yeahh i just realised he corrected himself
"give that to your fucking- give that to a baby" so smooth
“He’s been doing that a lot, just saying something really mean and griddying away.” Is honestly one of the funniest things I’ve ever heard and is easily the best thing Kurtis has ever said
agree dude i was crying laughing
what is the time stamp I have been SEARCHING
@@ari_chap 25:28
danny doing that made me laugh so much because my niece and little brother keep doing the same thing
they say the meanest shit then off they go hittin the griddy lmao
Typical Danny
He does that when his bones get squishy too
It's crazy how all of us as a society collectively forgot that punch existed and then re-invented it and decided it was actually water.
but punch drinks don't require water tho (it's either alcohol or soda) and only add water as dilute solution to lighten up the otherwise strong taste
@@_uwu_9992 : Punch as in fruit punch, Hawaiian Punch, berry punch are not sodas or alcohol. I live in the USA, perhaps this is a cultural perspective.
@@bartho5212Unless it’s like school homecoming in the gym, making your own punch you’d usually add soda or alcohol to punch and folks do regularly here (the US) otherwise it’s just fruit juice or water with some kool aid powder in it. Not that that’s bad or not punch! I guess put it in a bowl and call it punch and folks will say it’s punch, doesn’t seem to be too defined or need to be.
@@florpleborp2275- Allow me to clarify. My initial response is to the idea that plain water when combined with powder/flavorings or etc can never be punch. This is incorrect. I am not suggesting that soda/alcohol are never ingredients in punch, I am only expanding upon the original commenter’s statement.
@@_uwu_9992 There's water in soda though. So if theres soda in punch and water in soda then theres water in punch
The "Water you talking about" joke is legendary, comedy diamond.
Water you tokking about?
I just realized that the Stanley cup craze started on Watertok. You can add lead to their list of ingredients I guess
Sonic birthday cake surprise lead water 💕
To be fair, looking into it apparently the vast majority of reusable water bottles/ cups have a lead pellet in the vacuum seal. They're not exposed to the water unless it's been damaged.
I thought it was spelt led lol
I honestly feel like it’s human instinct to just mix a bunch of the most random shit ever together into some strange concoction, like this is basically just the drinkable version of mixing a bunch of shampoos and soaps and stuff into a cup as a child.
when I was 12 I decided to make my own perfume by adding just anything that fucking smelled nice to it that wasn't soap (so, extracts, those True Lemon packets, soaking lavender in water, some of my dad's old cologne etc) and brought it to school proudly and all my friends were nice enough to say it smelled good when I'm pretty sure it just smelled like I dumped a bunch of things in it
I called it Eau de Mo (my nickname) ._.
ya i remember mixing leaves n dirt as a kid
I used to mix shampoos hahahaha i thought i had some special mix hahaha
this is why i think content like this is so popular on tiktok (like cleantok, watertok, skincaretok, etc) because tiktok is targeted at children and children love mixing shit together.
the primal instinct to make Potions.....
New rule of thumb: if the name of the syrup you’re putting in your water could also be the name of a weed strain, it’s not water anymore
Perfect number for the comments topic
I feel like vape juice flavor name might be more on the nose. Although weed strain’s definitely have the most unhinged names I have ever seen, green crack, gorilla glue, cookies and cream (sexual style), black widow, criminally negligent homicide, princesses peach. Literally only three I’m of those did I make up and TWO turned out to be real strains
Actually if you are putting syrup I. Water you are making sugar water aka hummingbird food..
lmfao
@@alyshalanders7590I wouldn’t even give that chemical water to an animal
21:55 Kurtis saying he gets light headed each time he takes a drink makes me think he might be overly sensitive to the artificial sweeteners in these mixes. It's rare but aspartame and things like it can affect your blood pressure. The same happens to me and I have to be careful of "sugar free" drinks or they give me headaches. I would never survive water tok lol
I was thinking the same thing. I get the worst migraines from artificial sugar. Especially aspartame
The repeated bartender spins made me actually cry from laughing for like 3 minutes omfg 🤣
When Danny and Kurtis talk it’s a perfect example of how things that are not funny at all on paper can be hysterical between two friends
Real
Kurtis calling frappuccino's "really, really wet cake" just ruined my entire life. It's all I'm going to be thinking about now when I'm drinking my really, really wet cake.
i usually just say they're basically ice cream, which they are
I didn't even hear that so thanks for repeating it for me. I was just offended (/s) that he said they weren't coffee. I mean they are basically coffee milkshakes, but I still consider them coffee because they're my fav thing at starbucks.
@@whisperwillows your comment just vindicated me cause when I was in high-school our cantina started selling those limited Frappuccinos, I loved them but when I called one a coffee milkshake people kept telling me I was wrong when I clearly had a point
@@kalpic11 do they even have coffee in them?
i always considered them like a milkshake but instead of ice cream it’s ice
AirUp would've been the perfect sponsor for the vid
That's what I've been thinking!!! 👍🏻🤣
These guys had a better time mixing powder into water than I have literally ever had in my entire life. 10/10.
was with a friend when we walked out of a shop and there was a drunk guy just jamming to his tunes on the side walk. my friend walked straight up to them and said with a straight face: "I envy you happiness"
Nah its fake happiness, most of them are hype for the camrea because appearing happy is more important
kurtis and danny are very funny people on their own but when they’re together they just ascend to an even higher level of comedy genius
no literally you’re so right
I'd like to misquote one of the men in black movies.
Person is smart. People are stupid.
Ong I love watching them together
IDK if people know this, but unless your metal-lined reusable cups very specifically and EXPLICITLY tell you that you CAN use anything other than water, you're slowly giving yourself aluminum and other metal poisoning.
Aluminum cans actually have a thin layer of PFOA plastic on the inside that keeps the cans from degrading into the highly acidic soda.
Almost everything we consume is more acidic than water. That includes bacteria and its waste.
Aluminim--when *properly* prepared and left entirely smooth--is stable at the pH of water. If it has any scratches from any kind of abrasive--including ice, sugar, spoons, dish cloths or sponges, etc.--it will break down no matter what.
These people should be mass reported for encouraging people to poison themselves.
i like danny and drew better
Humans are 70% water right?
Imagine being on trial for cannibalism and being like : your honor, it is just water😭
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
The irony that your username is 'Arsenic' is what does it for me..🤣
Imagine being a cannibal trying to have a nice dinner and eat kurtis and then you see that stray mustache hair and you have to throw him out! What a waste!!!
This is so creative 😂😂😂
@@MissyGail4eva how in the living fuck is that “ironic” 🤦♂️ you kids just be saying anything nowadays.. you need to go google what that word means before you use it again
16:03 “What is safe to put in our bodies” and then grabs Crystal Light 😭 (Btw crystal light has been proven to contain a high number of carcinogens and has been widely deemed unsafe)
The American Cancer Society says it’s safe in normal doses.
this is genuinely my comfort video 😭
SAMEEE lmaoo
FR I LOVE REVISITING THIS VIDEO EVERY ONCE IN A WHILE ITS SO GOOD
valid
U guys good??
This is my first time watching this video, hope I like it as much as you guys
Edit: LOL OMG Yeah i see it, this is iconic.
I love when Kurtis pauses the video to point out something on his face that no sane person would’ve ever noticed
Lol
Right? 😂
Didn’t notice till he said something
I don't think anybody does, until he points it out...
Guess I'm not sane then 😭
Can't believe Kurtis had a piece of hair sticking out of his mustache the whole video and didn't even address it.
HE TRUSTED YOU
His trust was misplaced.
I didn't even notice it until he pointed it out and then I couldn't stop noticing it for the rest of the video 😭
sorry i kept liking and unliking your comment I was the 1000th comment and i liked seeing the number go up and down
he did around the 3 minute mark and it killed me XD
You must bartender spin 399,000 times. You've signed your will away to the contract, abide by it.
watertok is 7 y/o me in the shower using my mom’s shampoo to make potions 😂
Something about Danny coming out to surprise Kurtis for his birthday, immediately saying he doesn't want to be in the video, and then spending like half an hour fucking around with flavored water and pirouetting just really got me
coming out? 😨
@@jackcough8580 they probably mean going out to see him
its just so…danny
@@Acegender it was a joke 😭
@@oliverbrown3772 oh lmao!! didn't catch that
The woman pointing out that this has roots in toxic diet culture is spot on.
No, it started by someone who had undergone bariatric surgery, and it mixed wi the Stanley cup people and then it took off from there. It’s not “toxic diet culture,” it’s a trend started by someone who had undergone surgery.
@Jimmy as toxic diet culture (which encourages bariatric surgery which has a tremendous rate of regret and suicidality) has shown us with everything from Keto (which was developed by doctors as a last resort to treat seizure disorders) to taking diabetes drugs (which has led to a national shortage), what something started as and how it spreads is disconnected.
@@AntheanCeilliers saying something has roots in something means it started there. Watertok didn’t start because some woman wanted to go on a water only diet, it was started because she needed to stay hydrated after a surgery.
@@Jimmy-xe5jd sure, and no shade to that woman, or every single person on it (in it?) or watching it. There's definitely shades of gray in everything
@@AntheanCeilliers totally agree, there is some nuance to it, though I don’t think it’s as malicious as some people in the comments seem to think. Is
I had to watch your bit with the water taste testing a 2nd time. You and your friend are so wholesome and I laughed so hard at how well you get along. Reminds me of my friends, in a good way. Thanks for being fun and getting it on YT!
I think I’ve rewatched the Barbie vs Bratz series at least 5 times now, and I will NEVER get sick of the “EEEEWWWWWW” or “BALLS”
the fact that kurtis always tells us not to comment on something about his appearance is hilarious because I NEVER NOTICE UNTIL HE SAYS SOMETHING
right and now it's bothering me
TRUEEE
Once I see it I can’t un-see it, sorry not sorry Kurtis 🙄/j
You was supposed to not comment on it ! (But yeah, me neither😂)
same
i had to keep reminding myself he wasn’t actually drinking hot dog water to be able to mentally endure that sketch
Usually I love putting his vids on loop while I do stuff but I genuinely dont think i can rewatch this for that 😭kgkhkgkh
OMG SAME
I'd try hot dog water. I mean, it's just watery soup?
@@msjkramey please grow and change as a person 🙏 ♥️ ❤️
@mnmnotaskittleindisguise1939 nah. I drink the brine out of Vienna sausage cans with no regrets
Edit: the funny thing is that I'm simultaneously a bit of a food snob. Idk how to reconcile those two parts of me
i put this video on every night to go to sleep to. it’s like a comfort video for my ADHD brain to shut off to even though it’s a busy chaotic video
God this might be the funniest video I’ve seen dude, I’ve watched it like 3 times and it still hasn’t gotten a little old, laughing like a maniac dude lol
Hearing Danny call Kurtis 'Kurt' is an equal revelation to finding out Robert Downey Jr's family call him 'Bob'
Bobert
@@clariphone.8434bobert Bowney br
WHAT THEY DO?
@@Robynbuggbob is short for robert
Does he call Jarvis "Jarv"?
In 1986 a girl at my school brought her hot dogs in a thermos because her idea was she'd eat the hot dog and then have a nice refreshing drink afterwards. It is 37 years later and I still remember the look on her face afterwards, and how she just quietly closed up her thermos and never mentioned it again.
Omg 😂😂
Hot dog water... nice
Live and learn 😂😭
WHY
bro...😭
“It’s a mirage, this water doesn’t taste like skittles at all” 😂
This would be perfect with an airup sponsorship
not gonna lie the hot dog water skit was more disturbing and horrifying than any horror movie i've ever watched
I literally had to mute and look away from the screen lmao
i started gagging it was mortifying😭😭😭
Probably wouldn't have been so horrifying if not for that stray moustache hair!
YOU ARE SO RIGHT, I looked at it in shock and was literally panicking-
I was eating while watching this and that part made me feel so physically ill that I had to put down my meal for the rest of the video
Kurtis and Danny's energy is like two middle school boys at a sleepover mixing things and daring one of them to drink the concoction
And they're husbands. Love it
I love that energy
drew was the kid videoing it
I bet the energy would be better if not for that stray moustache hair
YEA
Currently going through my first ever heartbreak, and your channel is helping me a lot. Always manages to make me laugh, thank you :)
hope you feel better soon! ❤
U good??
The hot dog water skit surprised me at how much it felt like a legit horror movie. I don’t gag easily but seeing those hot dogs jostle in the water as Kurtis drinks did it 🤢
this is like that old cake recipe meme where they're like "i made this except i swapped out the eggs, left off the nuts, added sprinkles, and changed the batter from chocolate to vanilla, it was so good" and then someone was like "what you made is an entirely different cake"
lol
Haha
That’s literally every Starbucks customer ever- I once had someone order a peppermint mocha with no mocha sauce, no peppermint and no whipped cream, with caramel instead
THATS JUST A CARAMEL LATE
the ketchup/hot dog water bit was the most anxiety inducing joke i ever came across
*the most nauseating
@@brittbc4215 yeah i HAD to skip that part where kurtis is chugging that hotdog water 😭 he’s probably not doing it for real but still …
Bro don't my friend legit drinks hot dog water from the jar n she genuinely loves it
@@brittbc4215 LMAOO RIGHTT
i turned awaw, i couldnt do it
Probably unwanted but really helpful tip: our body literally counts any other beverage as food, not water, and digests it differently than pure water. You literally can't satisfy thirst with sodas and other plastic beverages, so drink water once in a while pls (you can INFUSE it with real fruits/berries at home if you don't like the flavor, just cut some up and throw in your water for some time to get the juices out). That's why the "stay hydrated" memes are so popular. Also many people confuse thirst with hunger because they can feel the same sometimes!! So if you're underhydrated and have problems with constant hunger, you might wanna check how much water do you drink!! Please eat and drink healthily and love urself ^^
Do you have a source for that? Because I couldn't find one
@@bread8465I suspect it came to them in a dream
That's not true.
It's not as hydrating but The water in soda and juice does still hydrate you, along with the other bad health effects.
This is not correct and I've yet to find any credible source that even suggests this.
Your body digests any form of liquid as liquid. The chemical make up of solids and liquids are so vastly different that it's beyond stupid to claim your body would confuse them.
Flavored water, even by artificial means, still hydrates you. It just also has a large amount of sugar, which is the actual concern. It's still primarily water, though. There's also things lik caffeine, which is a diuretic, which increases urine production that can lead to more dehydration.
In short- flavored water is scientifically the same as regular water. It just has extra sugar and can make you pee more.
omg can't beleive it. You get light headed drinking something new, it happens to me all the time and never found anybody to share this feeling with. wtf bro. subbed.
i don’t think it’s because it’s a ‘new’ drink, it’s just because of the outrageous amount of sugar, flavorings, and dyes in the powders and syrups they put in the water. that much icky fake stuff can make anyone nauseous
When Kurtis took a sip from the mermaid drink, you could just tell, his bones were getting squishy.
Ha!
Nice danny reference
kurtis and danny genuinely enjoying each others company and giggling like little boys makes me so happy. they’re both hilarious and watching them have fun while doing their job is such a special thing
Fr most collabs fell forced
@@adahirgonzalez2185fr. They do, they have such a nice energy
@@adahirgonzalez2185 Danny just always has good energy with his collaborators.
Kids, this video shows grown men becoming extremely excitable under the effects of "water".
Substance? Or coincidence?
YOU DECIDE
IK I was genuinely laughing so much and felt so happy I love these silly videos:3
Watching the 8:12 cup amount is funnier after the Stanley drama 😭
honestly i applaud the fact that kurtis can rant about the most pointless shit for 30 minutes and still make it make sense
Yeah and you know what, i'll still watch it 17 more times till the next time he uploads. Does anyone else do that? I've watched his video covering Brent Rivera dozens of times already and the sketch at the end genuinely made me cry once...
@@tyta.luctuosa idk dude thats a bit concerning, watch some other youtubers
@@cherrybeetree wait you’re telling me there’s OTHER people on UA-cam?
@@tyta.luctuosatotally get that, I do the same lol. there are some youtubers who i comfort watch over and over again, especially when life is shitty.
also nice to meet a fellow hungarian Kurtistown citizen ❤
YOOOO SAME PFP 🤝
referring to a frappe as a *really really wet cake* is worse than any of the horrific concoctions in this video
True!!! I cant believe he misgendered my frappe, i was so disgruntled i went to drink a really solid frappe
Yes!!! He really effed me up with that!! Someone call Portillos!!!
Watery cake
nah bro u wilddd
but true
the bartender thing of them holding the bottles and doing a little turn made me piss my pants for the first time since i was 6 (also "pour them both at the same time like youre fucking crazy" killed me)
when u guys mixed all the syrups together I was genuinely crying laughing holy shit
Kurtis is the only person that can make me watch a 30 minute video on water
A 30 minute video on juice 🫡
@@taylordeschenes1233 THANK YOU 😂
you should nick and danny’s on water if you haven’t!
😅🎉1😂
Annamarie forcino too
kurtis is really *diving deep* into important topics
*cheesy from inanimate insanity comes and says "HAHA, GET IT??" slaps his knee and runs back to inanimate insanity*
Booooooooooo
@@secretudontknowNah
oh BROTHER this guy STINKS
@@tzarg MEMORIES
Glad I stumbled upon your channel man. You and your friend have amazing comedic timing and chemistry. Good editing as well.
rewatched this video with my sister and when it got to danny and kurtis reviewing the different "water" combinations she said "why do they look like a gay couple?" and now i cant unsee it
honestly adding all of those chemicals to water and still calling it water is like making coffee and calling it hot water
Coffee is literally more water than some of these Waters
its basically a mocktail or juice, not water though.
It’s koolaid
@@ranchustars3050 highly recommend making them with tequila instead of water
People add creamer and syrup to coffee and still call it coffee
Watertok started off as a way for bariatric surgery patients sharing the recipes to get adequate hydration. Most who get bariatric surgery get water nausea. "Dehydration, electrolyte imbalance, the difference in acidity in the stomach or part of the surgery process have been suggested as reasons why plain water isn't tolerated" then it got ruined by the "almond moms" and those deep in diet culture.
I’m old, what’s an almond mom?
@@parrotperson I think it’s a reference to Yolanda Hadid, there was an episode of Real Housewives where Gigi calls her and says “mom I feel really sick” and Yolanda’s advice is to have “a half an almond and see if that would fix it”
@parrotperson almond moms are the moms who only offered almonds for snacks instead of cookies and were always on a diet and trying to convince everyone else to also go on a diet
@@rach_laze thanks for explaining
@@evil-hag what is half an almond going to do lmao, perfect term for describing these tiktok ppl
Look, I think it's great that there is a whole community of people creating their own customized soft drinks. I'm sure some of the "recipes" they've come up with would be really good. I don't think it's great they insist it's still water, or that they promote collecting what is ostensibly an appliance that most people can only justify having a couple of
i freeze my hotdog water and give it to my dog as a summer treat
WaterTok is just the gentrification of Kool-Aid. Literally drinking Kool-aid is seen as "broke behavior" but spending $30 to make highly customizable zero calorie Cake Water is totally different.
That sounds like the name of a video essay. "Watertok: The Gentrification of Kool-Aid"
Perfectly said omg
i was looking for this comment, literally almost every single person on watertok is yt 😭
@@ivanayala9248 what does that have anything to do with this
@-nightcore_shakira-5000 idk but they're all southern women who remind me of the ones I went to school with lol
Kurtis and Danny making Mario noises while pouring unidentifiable substances into their water is something I never thought I would see
I did.
actually i knew that would happen
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@StupidUnderScore that's exactly how they felt while drinking these
Danny coming out with "Luigi time!" killed me.
I just realized, I don't even own any sort of portable water cup. Sometimes I use left over empty plastic bottles when I got out on a trip.
And at home I use a vodka bottle I emptied 3 years ago.
I dare you to use the vodka bottle out of the house 😂😂😂
@@lordmysticlaw1991 I would. but i dont have a cap for it anymore.
i’ve rewatched this video multiple times but that bit with danny still has me laughing until i cry
It’s my understanding that WaterTok started among people who have had bariatric surgery. A known side effect is water nausea, which makes their already high risk of dehydration even higher. That’s why the focus is on sugar free powders and syrups. Then I guess it met up with Stanley cup mania and exploded all over the live laugh love universe.
He mentions this around 6~7 minute mark
I never had such surgeries and still I’m nauseous of water for as long as I remember myself. There are people like me in the world.
As someone who had bariatric surgery, never heard of it
More like it met up with bored housewives who don't have anything to do all day.
The Live Laugh Love cinematic universe out here colonizing like they’re the British
The pure amount of artificial coloring they're consuming alone is concerning
I knew immediately the mermaid syrup would never be allowed in our country given the very strict food guidelines
Their poor kidneys
At this point im convinced their insides are blue
they maybe just like having green shit
the blue syrup made that water look like Nuka-Cola Quantum, like that is not water, that shits from 2077
"The water's the best part" is, by far, the most vicerally disgusting skit you've ever made. I love it.
as a marine biology student i was so disappointed to learn watertok was not, in fact, about anything ocean, lake or even pond related :(
:( yeah I really wanted it to be about the love of water / water ecosystems as an env. science major 😔😔 we can make our own
Therre are many benefits to being a marine biologist. This is not one of them.
just hyper consumerism.
Should’ve called it drinktok
I thought it’d be about microorganisms in different bodies of water, since a lot of people tend to be afraid of them when they see images of small creatures with large antennae and lots of legs, but really they’re quite harmless. I thought that “watertok” would be educating people about that. Now I’m disappointed.
"You would assume that a group on Tiktok that refer to themselves as 'Watertok' love the taste, texture, simplicity, and beauty of water" The community you're looking for there is the hydrohomies subreddit. They just talk and post memes about drinking water and it's so funny to me. They've found the simple things to to celebrate in life.
Omg they sound so chill I love it
Hydrohomies is fantastic on every platform
I love r/hydrohomies
they are hella wholesome ngl
to to to*
Little late but I love the fact that you actually made a long video about something like this. Keep it up this is awesome😂
i’ve rewatched this video an ungodly amount of times please don’t die kurtis conner
This feels like a group of people trying desperately to be a niche community but they've unfortunately failed by basing their liquid fandom on the one drink literally all people who lived ever drank
AND trying to gaslight us into thinking water fandom never existed before, BUT I WAS PART OF THE HYDROBROS! THEY WERE A THING BEFORE WATERTOK!
the one thing that makes up 80% of everyone too, how are they even considering that they have an exclusive interest
It's just some people who wanna slurp its not that fukin deep man
@@Gustoberg hydrohomies*
It feels like the world is ending: everyone is going insane..... Take something healthy and make it as unhealthy as possible: like everything else most people consume.....
And this isn't even the worst of social media. I am not even on all those platforms because people make me want to NUKE THE EARTH.
Kurtis and Danny just goofing together are so wholesome. The phrase ‘boys will be boys’ should refer to this behaviour
frfr this boyish silliness is my gender goals
Fr bro
@@blizzard_the_seal9863 real
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Where’s Drew
Kurtis is so good at pointing out something wrong with his appearance that no one would have noticed or cared about
you can addicted to anything if you really tried. I've always remember that lesson from psych class
I like how Danny and Kurtis are just like young girls at a sleepover laughing and making their potions 😂
TRUE HAHAHA
Me and my bestie at a sleepover:
Same energy yess
Having friends sounds exhausting
@@informitas0117 your existence sounds exhausting and boring
Water tok just feels like wasteful rich people behavior. Stanley cups are great, but they're expensive. I can’t imagine owning that many.
it’s definitely ‘i’m bored and have too much money to waste’ behavior 🥸 also they all just want attention even if they look like dorks getting it 💀 not to mention all the plastic they waste 👩💻
The best ones are when they pour a plastic bottled water into their Stanley cup. First time I saw it I was like 🙃
This definitely makes me a hater but I do not comprehend the Stanley cup trend. They’re fine but the only real advantage I can give them is they fit in cup holders. But they accomplish that by having tiny bases so they tip easily which is an issue because just using my eyes I can tell they leak. I use a generic insulated water bottle it doesn’t fit in a cup holder but that also doesn’t matter because it’s leak proof and still has a straw. And keeps stuff cold/hot slightly longer cuz no leak. Are these Stanley cup people aware that there are a million brands offering the same features for at least a little bit cheaper. Fuck I can’t believe I just had a 2 paragraph rant about how a water bottle is just fine 😂 They’re actually not even that expensive for the product, just like 5-10 bucks more than average
USA has weird problems.
We don’t own any stanley cups but my wife has 2 water bottles, one for work and one for home. She has ADHD and will easily forget to bring water with her/stay hydrated, so having them both in specific places helps her stay healthy. I cannot IMAGINE owning more than 2 though. Or like, maybe you keep a second one for when the other is in the wash, or so that you can fill both to take on a trip or something? But nobody could possibly need 8+ on their own.
9:30 - That's straight up Nuka Cola from Fallout.
Also love the Home Improvement sound effects.
I think WaterTok and the Stanley Cup verse have regular crossovers.
Admittedly I use a bit of sugar free fruit flavoring in my water, it's what helps me avoid drinking soda. I don't hate the taste of plain water but I need to not drink as much soda. This is probably a better compromise. I also don't like too much flavoring either just like a hint of it. These watertock people are drinking straight up diabetes.
Kurtis and Danny being idiots together genuinely made me laugh so hard I cried. Their laughter is so contagious. What an incredible duo holy shit
I would kill to have friends like them
Yessssss!! I need them to do more stuff like this, try things together... I was laughing so hard
no bc i’m crying laughing at them rn
no same i hav tears in my eyes😭😭
I love their collab videos bro- They both bounce their energies from each other to form this beautiful masterpiece *chefs kiss*
nothing has made me laugh as much as kurtis pretending to inhale the powder after danny coughed and then immediately choking on it
I guess by watertok logic, beer is just water. BRB, getting drunk for breakfast.
7:48 not to mention that there’s probably even more cups behind the stanley cups on the shelf
I think eating a slice of birthday cake alongside a glass of water would probably taste better than the flavoured water version
And would honestly probably be healthier
I drink plain water with baked goods often actually. I've always thought it was good 😅
@@paulkaehn6203 it cancels out the sweetness leaving you with a clean pallet after a bite of cake or whatever you’re eating so i get that
I'm pretty sure a lot of these people have eating disorders that won't allow them to eat an actual piece of cake...
Side note, I literally can't eat sweets without drinking some water after every bite, especially chocolate ones. It just makes everything taste so much better.
@@bigmeatyclaws28 😊😂😂😂
You guys had a golden opportunity to make so many "H2O Just Add Water" jokes while trying that mermaid syrup
Omfg the possibilities
Cleaurr naurr!!
EMMAR! THE CONDENSATION
CLEAURR WHAT DID YOU DAURR
AND THEY DID NONE
If I were to join WaterTok, it would be because I like making potions. Not cuz I can’t survive without “Super Pepsi Pizza Batman” water
14:46
This is actually terrifying.
Watertok is basically removing the thing that makes water water and being to stubborn to accept that it isn’t water anymore.
It’s the delusion of the modern privileged. They do the same with gender and it’s ruining the world.
PREACH
Wtf are you talking about what are they removing
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rd the healthiness I guess 😭 symplesyrup sucks in ingredients
@@DoubleOhSevenThe3rdhydration is removed when that amount of sugar is added
I love that Danny spins like an elegant ballerina and Kurtis just twirls around like a goof. That was top tier of bits.
17:16 OMFG THIS IS SO FUNNY 😭the second he mentioned Cristalight i got ptsd to the fucking mental hospital where we could only have water, or peach tea cristalight, or lemonade cristalight 💀
"The waters The best part" should be nominated for all the awards
As a a bartender I was quite literally HOWLING laughing when y’all were spinning around with the bottle and the little flourish edited in😂
I’d go to ‘FlourishBar’ any time.
you should try the bartender spin sometime /j
ive rewatched that section at least 20 times
@@purgatoryproductions310/s*
all I could imagine was my dad doing the dainty spin as a buffalo wild wings bar tender
18:25 "acesulfame" is the first word of the chemical name for aspartame, the artificial sweetener
This video single-handedly improved my hydration level
“He’s been doing that a lot.. saying something mean then griddying away” absolutely SENT me you guys are amazing together
also funny enough, I drank stuff like this when I was quitting vaping because it tasted the exact same lmao.
I love them together it’s so funny and sweet they’re such pure friends
@@MaroonieBean Hope you've quit successfully by now :)
I love seeing them together! I feel like we rarely see Danny actually laugh because he doesn't laugh at his own jokes, but he's laughing with Kurtis ☺️
More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos! More Kurtis and Danny videos!
I agree! After the MTV video they did together I was dying for another collab between them, Danny acts like such a kid around Kurtis and it's so cute
The ending had me crying!! hahahaha! Reminded me of when I was a snow cone technician over one summer. On the last day, they challenged me to drink the syrup by itself. The ensuing sugar high was almost galactic. Hahahaha. Ive had the flu for days so thanks for the laughs!