Netflix recommended a movie about the dangers of social media (so i watched it)

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  • @marriaelizza.3678
    @marriaelizza.3678 5 років тому +5498

    He wasn't gay but he was the stereotypical male friend, non attractive who liked her the whole time so...still a cliche

    • @pivotpivot1666
      @pivotpivot1666 5 років тому +34

      Maria Elizabeth Pretty In Pink who?

    • @AD-dg3zz
      @AD-dg3zz 5 років тому +185

      Cliched, but honestly a breath of fresh air after all the token gay best friends we've been getting in modern movies.

    • @marriaelizza.3678
      @marriaelizza.3678 5 років тому +223

      @@AD-dg3zz I like and I think is really important when they have gay/LBGT characters in movies but I hate when their only use is talk about boys with the straight girls, no development, no backstory just talking about d*ck

    • @alexandrakim1017
      @alexandrakim1017 5 років тому +199

      @@marriaelizza.3678 and they only use them to show people how "modern" and "inclusive" they are but in reality they couldn't be more stereotypical and degrading....

    • @marriaelizza.3678
      @marriaelizza.3678 5 років тому +16

      @@alexandrakim1017 yeah so annoying

  • @emilydraper8971
    @emilydraper8971 5 років тому +7603

    "He doesn't even love swimmin-"
    "I love swimming."

  • @maureen3491
    @maureen3491 5 років тому +9910

    Did he just make a tall girl’s reference 6 months before tall girl even came out

  • @annie.sanders
    @annie.sanders 5 років тому +14566

    character: * has any accent other than American *
    Dylan: RUSSIAN!

    • @marrnotmeeger
      @marrnotmeeger 5 років тому +183

      Annie Sanders welcome to illyria, welcome welcome welcome welcome

    • @annie.sanders
      @annie.sanders 5 років тому +111

      lest we forget the She's The Man incident too

    • @serenityq26
      @serenityq26 5 років тому +72

      idiots: american is an accent
      me: america has more than one accent. just like other countries do

    • @orla5383
      @orla5383 5 років тому +216

      @@serenityq26 yeah, but the accent is still primarily called american. just like how most irish counties sound completely different, its still an irish accent. it just covers a large variety.

    • @znyznyzny
      @znyznyzny 5 років тому +30

      @@serenityq26 because Texas isn't apart of America, right?

  • @btblessed2201
    @btblessed2201 5 років тому +5365

    Did nobody in film go to high school.. because literally it’s never like this.

    • @biancameggitt680
      @biancameggitt680 5 років тому +317

      BTbleSsed that’s what happens when everyone in film is home schooled

    • @batmanlikespizza2541
      @batmanlikespizza2541 5 років тому +51

      BTbleSsed you are correct.

    • @imcharley
      @imcharley 5 років тому +198

      Most of them are like middle aged people thinking "hmm. Well teenagers seem to revolve around their phones so... I guess this is what it's like now" and fill it with drama, although in real life, high school isn't all that interesting, and once you get over the petty drama, its all good

    • @dianamorales8164
      @dianamorales8164 5 років тому +2

      IKR

    • @kurimsonkitsune4408
      @kurimsonkitsune4408 5 років тому +60

      @@biancameggitt680 Honestly that's no excuse, I was homeschooled all my life and I even know that highschool isn't like this. No, the only explanation for this is utter and complete disconnection from reality.

  • @leahf18
    @leahf18 5 років тому +5846

    "He can't get the girl either cause he running like that"
    *I SCREAMED*

  • @connor2669
    @connor2669 5 років тому +8990

    “Holy Hillary Clinton.”
    Dylan: *HARD eye roll and deep sigh*
    Me too Dylan. Me. Too.

    • @giulianarob
      @giulianarob 5 років тому +119

      If only the last name was Duff

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 5 років тому +43

      @@daniella8579 Because Hillary Duff is amazing

    • @samuraibobafett1118
      @samuraibobafett1118 5 років тому +75

      Connor I mean.. Hillary Clinton = shit, holy shit = holy Hillary Clinton

    • @misseli1
      @misseli1 5 років тому +53

      Was this made when they thought Hilary Clinton would win the election?

    • @Kat-oz9sn
      @Kat-oz9sn 5 років тому +4

      @@samuraibobafett1118 exactly!😂

  • @comedyblastYT
    @comedyblastYT 5 років тому +5431

    Netflix: *doesn't understand how social media works*
    Netflix: *makes movie about social media anyway*

  • @carlplayman2962
    @carlplayman2962 4 роки тому +2083

    Im so tired of the "nerdy girl becomes popular but loses herself in it and turns into a bitch but something happens to ruin that popularity so now that shes humbled she apologizes to everyone she wronged and they just forgive her and everything works out for her in the end" trope

    • @anabasualdo748
      @anabasualdo748 2 роки тому +241

      mean girls pulled it off though (because they didn't just use the trope but actually had a message), a true masterpiece

    • @katielicheni9451
      @katielicheni9451 2 роки тому +190

      @@anabasualdo748 I actually think mean girls was one of the first real uses of that trope anyway! Before it was even a trope really

    • @stephanienicole9324
      @stephanienicole9324 Рік тому +3

      @@maggieh8255 that's why they said "one of the first," not "the first"

  • @Longshanks1690
    @Longshanks1690 5 років тому +1442

    "AwWwW. yOu sAd bItCh???"
    - Dylan, on bullied children, circa 2019.

  • @andreacaininstinct
    @andreacaininstinct 5 років тому +15766

    Dylan should legit direct a movie someday. He already knows all the tropes and his humor is on point. Plus, he actually knows what people should act like.

    • @victoriataylor215
      @victoriataylor215 5 років тому +459

      Andrea Cane ikr he literally has so much knowledge about movies

    • @reinal7896
      @reinal7896 5 років тому +453

      Andrea Cane Yes, and then I want to watch him analyze/critique/enjoy his creation lol

    • @Anam.Fatima19
      @Anam.Fatima19 5 років тому +220

      I would watch it the minute it opens in theatres.

    • @sarahd2787
      @sarahd2787 5 років тому +39

      Yeah,he should

    • @reinal7896
      @reinal7896 5 років тому +16

      Jughem Hemjug What does that have to do with him? How do you know he’s not skilled enough ? That comment was pointless, no offense

  • @ItsMariGuys_
    @ItsMariGuys_ 5 років тому +6831

    Her: I’m a virgin
    Me: *WhO cArEs*
    Why is that always a big deal in these movies 😒😂

    • @sbjade9812
      @sbjade9812 5 років тому +622

      It’s an accurate trope at least. Girls are almost equally as shamed for being a virgin as they are for sleeping around. Just no one talks about it. I’ve had experience with this, And I know ppl who have. It’s accurate

    • @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506
      @konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 5 років тому +270

      @@sbjade9812 who the fuck shames a girl for virginity? Maybe when you are 30, but not in highschool

    • @zarak8450
      @zarak8450 4 роки тому +341

      Konrad von Schnitzeldorf unfortunately I’ve heard about it happening in high school where people shamed this person for not having a bf or slept w someone .... it honestly doesn’t make sense but it’s definitely a thing that exists

    • @loli_cvnt5622
      @loli_cvnt5622 4 роки тому +388

      People in highschool will shame other people for whatever they can think of. It is a pretty annoying trope though, people usually dont really give two shits.

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 роки тому +316

      @@konradvonschnitzeldorf6506 What's wrong with being a virgin at 30? No one at any age should be shamed.

  • @d3bbieb00bie
    @d3bbieb00bie 5 років тому +4956

    Dylan uploads Movie commentary Monday on a Monday:
    *Economy declines rapidly*
    *Earth stops spinning*
    *Time as we know it comes to a crashing halt*

    • @abigailgrace5477
      @abigailgrace5477 5 років тому +9

      Yass

    • @yasmeennatalia1026
      @yasmeennatalia1026 5 років тому +16

      i feel unsanitary

    • @gwendolyn2442
      @gwendolyn2442 5 років тому +14

      For me, it's Tuesday, so everything is as it should be

    • @superlung8889
      @superlung8889 5 років тому +3

      Debora shit am new here

    • @nissairving397
      @nissairving397 5 років тому +3

      BriarRose when I read the comments I momentarily thought I forgot today was Monday. I'm watching this at 2 in the morning on Tuesday.

  • @nammiekhudree3952
    @nammiekhudree3952 5 років тому +2958

    Ik Dylan is terrible with accents but even I couldn’t tell what accent the girl had 🙃

  • @tequilabb526
    @tequilabb526 5 років тому +5880

    Why did EVERYONE dodge past how Dylan is writing a book

    • @galaswift2302
      @galaswift2302 5 років тому +176

      I KNOW. I WAS FREAKING THE HELL OUT!!!! I’M SO EXCITED...AHHHHHH❤️

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 4 роки тому +27

      Is it out now

    • @H.annahPaige
      @H.annahPaige 4 роки тому +148

      @@tink6225 no :( he's been talking about his book for so long

    • @catherineofaragon6072
      @catherineofaragon6072 4 роки тому +112

      @@H.annahPaige art takes time guys

    • @thaynunnes9630
      @thaynunnes9630 4 роки тому +23

      @@catherineofaragon6072 how old is dylan? cuz I'm new to the channel

  • @ugnerakauskaite4068
    @ugnerakauskaite4068 5 років тому +5231

    *Finally movie commentary monday is ON MONDAY*

    • @aicilonna
      @aicilonna 5 років тому +127

      I was like is it Sunday

    • @FyreAndBlood
      @FyreAndBlood 5 років тому +14

      @@aicilonna lmao same

    • @sadie3680
      @sadie3680 5 років тому +9

      it’s Monday?

    • @karo_lina2000
      @karo_lina2000 5 років тому +18

      It's Monday but teachers in Poland have strike soo it feels like it's still Sunday 😂😃

    • @Annie.Andell
      @Annie.Andell 5 років тому +1

      Omg lmao this is a first

  • @joellem625
    @joellem625 5 років тому +2397

    I’m sorry this movie was so bad Dylan’s commentary is the only thing saving this video

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 років тому +58

      true! I rewatched the video to be like "ummm... this movie must not been that bad" but I honestly couldn't watch the movie. I literally had to focus only on Dylan to actually be entertained! Honestly, Dylan did an amazing job to make this movie actually worth watching for 30 mins straight!

    • @joellem625
      @joellem625 5 років тому +12

      Right omg totally agree!!!!

    • @slurpymcdirp1123
      @slurpymcdirp1123 5 років тому +4

      Yeeeeppppp

  • @cho7879
    @cho7879 5 років тому +3149

    dylan: he looks high
    me: he looks 37

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 4 роки тому +51

      The actor (his name is Jake Borelli) was 26/27 when filming that so YAY! (sacrasm). He's actually a really talented actor (my favorite actor in general to be exact) and this is just his worst role but he can look young with a different haircut and in an well written movie. My fav movie with him is called "In Searching" and there he playes an 18 year old guy while being 27 and he DOES look young enough there. This is just this movie being garbage💕

    • @ihatechemistryyy
      @ihatechemistryyy 4 роки тому +17

      @@s_lasgalen he was on greys

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 4 роки тому +8

      @@ihatechemistryyy i know, I started watching Greys because of him)

    • @v1ctorialynne
      @v1ctorialynne 3 роки тому +3

      @@ihatechemistryyy who is he on greys I’m only on season 7

    • @itstayb01
      @itstayb01 3 роки тому +2

      @@v1ctorialynne dr schmitt aka glasses. you’ll meet him around season 14 i believe:)

  • @silverstarlightproductions1292
    @silverstarlightproductions1292 5 років тому +8712

    Dylan: You can't be shorter than her and be the love interest. That's just not how it works.
    Me: Clearly you haven't seen The Hunger Games.

    • @ker98
      @ker98 5 років тому +408

      Lauren Brown just another reason why she should’ve ended up with Gale
      Edit: this is a joke you can stop replying to this about how wrong I am

    • @Alexandra-ig8vd
      @Alexandra-ig8vd 5 років тому +263

      Or Harry Potter 😂

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 5 років тому +53

      Let's not go there lol

    • @tiffanykim2773
      @tiffanykim2773 5 років тому +77

      @@ker98 just because he was taller than her?

    • @theprettygoodgatsby
      @theprettygoodgatsby 5 років тому +187

      @@ker98 oh big NO. im sorry. disagree with you there.

  • @rachelk3887
    @rachelk3887 4 роки тому +1710

    "Holy Hillary Clinton!" That is literally the worst movie dialogue ever written.

    • @chrisbrown5108
      @chrisbrown5108 4 роки тому +65

      Kristian Alexis some middle aged white woman who thought she was quirky and funny

    • @mkay4
      @mkay4 4 роки тому +23

      cOmEdY gOlD

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 4 роки тому +13

      @@chrisbrown5108 KAREN

    • @ihatechemistryyy
      @ihatechemistryyy 4 роки тому +4

      who tf says that lol

  • @HeavenlyEchoVirus
    @HeavenlyEchoVirus 5 років тому +1443

    "As a villain if you eat carbs, it's over."

  • @CheugyJesus
    @CheugyJesus 5 років тому +5729

    The fact that victorious did this better in a single episode 😂😂

    • @katimorado3947
      @katimorado3947 5 років тому +38

      MrJordance what episode?

    • @thahirahalee1469
      @thahirahalee1469 5 років тому +553

      @@katimorado3947 tbh EvErY SiNgLe victorious episode is better than this movie..

    • @コリンウォールド
      @コリンウォールド 5 років тому +299

      Kati Morado i think the robaratzi episode

    • @parkchimmin7913
      @parkchimmin7913 4 роки тому +185

      KIng C Rool Is that the episode with Tori’s armpit cream?

    • @MidnightMagic956
      @MidnightMagic956 4 роки тому +59

      @@parkchimmin7913 yes, yes it is

  • @snowangel3883
    @snowangel3883 5 років тому +2231

    Can you imagine what would happen to him if he watched cyber bully?

    • @kutjegodverdomme
      @kutjegodverdomme 5 років тому +95

      snowangel3883 But the good one! I mean, the one with whatsherface from Hannah Montana was OK but Maisie Williams was fucking creepy as fuck

    • @SUZUKI1777
      @SUZUKI1777 5 років тому +32

      Yup he really needs to see this movie

    • @megancasual4274
      @megancasual4274 5 років тому +7

      Story Killer Emily 😂😂😂😂

    • @danix4919
      @danix4919 5 років тому

      Which one?

    • @sabii8119
      @sabii8119 5 років тому +73

      The one with Emily Osment is actually good though (kinda weird at some parts, but not bad)

  • @almitat9610
    @almitat9610 5 років тому +2367

    I was done with this movie at “holy Hillary Clinton”

    • @lemon_3612
      @lemon_3612 4 роки тому +41

      I was done 1 minute in

    • @janaloff
      @janaloff 3 роки тому +16

      same dude, same

    • @rayneh7517
      @rayneh7517 3 роки тому +15

      Bro same I was cringing so hard watching this.

    • @jichuu225
      @jichuu225 3 роки тому +1

      Now if that’s not hinting at smtin, idk what is.

    • @taurusnamedjade
      @taurusnamedjade 3 роки тому +3

      Yupp! And it sounds like a hard line to deliver, a litteration

  • @isabelamedeiros7692
    @isabelamedeiros7692 5 років тому +1726

    This is the first movie commentary Monday that is on an actual Monday

  • @twentysvn
    @twentysvn 5 років тому +2856

    I can’t get over the fact that the mother said they sang the “Cameron” song and when she was in fourth grade but her younger sister can’t be old enough to know that ...

    • @shayb.1059
      @shayb.1059 4 роки тому +199

      FINALLY I WAS SO CONFUSED. Unless they told her about it later?

    • @TheRainyKingdom
      @TheRainyKingdom 4 роки тому +121

      Ah yeah that happened to me with my sister, my parents had an inside joke about my first grade “crush” and then when it was brought up again, we had to explain it to her lol

    • @AstroHierarchy
      @AstroHierarchy 3 роки тому +62

      and it wasn't even a song, they just repeated one name over and over again smh

    • @pokaay3163
      @pokaay3163 3 роки тому +39

      That whole bit was weird like, what parents mock their kid about a young crush?? Most that ever happened to me was my sister almost blurting it out to them but my mom scolded her after lmao

    • @iamsotired7381
      @iamsotired7381 3 роки тому +5

      @@pokaay3163 my parents do

  • @micahguillemette3344
    @micahguillemette3344 5 років тому +2649

    I 100% hate it when they make the best friend be in love with the main character but then they don't even use that and just make the main character end up with someone else and they throw in a random other character for the best friend to go after. It's just stupid.

    • @nyxowo8143
      @nyxowo8143 4 роки тому +130

      Its just unnecessary drama to try and make the shity movie seem more interesting and "well written". An overused trope that's almost always done wrong.

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 4 роки тому +53

      The funniest thing to me is that both the actor and every other his role in any movie he ever played in are gay

    • @beauty-jc9xy
      @beauty-jc9xy 3 роки тому +7

      Exactly

    • @notimportant1284
      @notimportant1284 3 роки тому +28

      actually i like it more than when they end up together cause in my opinion that’s often the case. the whole “they’ve been there all along you were just too blind to see it” type. i think this type of plot is very popular so i love when it doesn’t happen. also, because (this might be a controversial opinion) i think many people are learning through those type of plots that if they’re into one of their friends or their best friends they’re somehow entitled for them to love them back cause “they just didn’t realise i’m the one yet like in the movies” eventhough they might just not like the person cause they are not their type idk 🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @kalsa3104
      @kalsa3104 2 роки тому +9

      ​@@notimportant1284 Is best friends to lovers actually popular? Idk, maybe I'm unlucky, but for me it's usually "Oh I see you as more than a best friend... A sibling" Maybe they're popular in movies where romance isn't the focus and books. But lately, I've been feeling that whenever movies make the best friend fall for the protagonist it's always platonic. The most that can happen is a predictable triangle that leads nowhere.

  • @steph66062
    @steph66062 5 років тому +869

    "There's nothing like, inherently wrong with this movie-"
    "It looks like you have palsy!"
    "Yikes"
    ...That is some incredible timing

  • @2cutiepies702
    @2cutiepies702 5 років тому +8164

    Dylan: “You can’t be the prime love interest and be shorter than her”
    Tall girl: hold my milk crate
    Edit: thanks for the likes lol

    • @missprincesslaura12
      @missprincesslaura12 4 роки тому +336

      Dylan: "You can't be be the prime love interest and be shorter than her."
      Peeta: "Hold my bread."

    • @ingriddenes9095
      @ingriddenes9095 4 роки тому +161

      What about:
      Tall girl: Hold my MEN's size 13 Nikes

    • @monicashoodies8973
      @monicashoodies8973 4 роки тому +50

      “hold my milk crate” I CANT HAHA

    • @rachelleredd8803
      @rachelleredd8803 4 роки тому +22

      @@missprincesslaura12 I mean to be fair he is actually taller than her in the books...

    • @fagioli7063
      @fagioli7063 3 роки тому +8

      @@rachelleredd8803 So the whole problem in the movie isn't even in the book? Am I even surprised.

  • @gucctea4169
    @gucctea4169 5 років тому +976

    "shockingly I've been paying attention"
    *Dylan literally misses the first bit in the movie where Alexa said "this is reality high"*

    • @hanthemayor
      @hanthemayor 4 роки тому +7

      But what exactly is Reality High??

    • @reinemfz2961
      @reinemfz2961 4 роки тому +27

      @@hanthemayor its the Russian girls little show or UA-cam channel

    • @hanthemayor
      @hanthemayor 4 роки тому +6

      @@reinemfz2961 I think it's a youtube reality show or somethin'??

  • @gentle_apathy
    @gentle_apathy 5 років тому +1403

    *The movie:* "I'm working."
    "On what, facial hair?"
    *Dylan:* "NOOOOO! That's what I'm sensitive about!"

  • @i.8231
    @i.8231 5 років тому +2144

    ‘i don’t want to make fun of her. her daughter died.’ WHEN I TELL YOU I SCREAMED

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 роки тому +36

      I just now got that xD

    • @MeWe-fh1lu
      @MeWe-fh1lu 4 роки тому +3

      @@El1society I don't get it

    • @LaurenLaass
      @LaurenLaass 4 роки тому +96

      Me We she was the mom in 13 Reasons Why.

    • @duchess2412
      @duchess2412 3 роки тому +7

      We understood that reference

    • @themudkip5295
      @themudkip5295 3 роки тому +28

      its even worse bc he didnt say "died," he said "commited suicide"💀

  • @sydneynoelle1650
    @sydneynoelle1650 5 років тому +655

    The best friend in this movie now plays a doctor on Grey's anatomy named Levi and is clumsy and has a hot bf what a glow up....oh and Dr.Montgomery is here

    • @Samio_04
      @Samio_04 4 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @s_lasgalen
      @s_lasgalen 4 роки тому +5

      I literally only ame here for Jake

    • @chetanmodi4533
      @chetanmodi4533 3 роки тому +3

      Finally the comment I was waiting for

  • @araani8740
    @araani8740 5 років тому +932

    We don't have the budget to buy movies on youtube anymore

    • @Lily-wk9pg
      @Lily-wk9pg 5 років тому +4

      But Netflix is $10/month???

    • @bugsbunnyknowsbetter
      @bugsbunnyknowsbetter 5 років тому +61

      Lily well, 10$ on month or 4-6$ on one shitty movie?

    • @Mars-ye1dx
      @Mars-ye1dx 5 років тому

      But it’s not late night

  • @steph66062
    @steph66062 5 років тому +529

    "Even from a distance he's overacting"
    This guy is getting absolutely roasted, but you're so right

  • @asmrcity3147
    @asmrcity3147 4 роки тому +355

    So when the main girl is no longer ‘cool’ she returns to natural hair? Hmmm🤨

    • @rheakg
      @rheakg 3 роки тому +27

      I think they’re trying to show that she’s done being fake and is going back to her self

    • @PoliSciPrincess
      @PoliSciPrincess 3 роки тому +51

      @@rheakg yeah but it's inherently problematic to show that her transformation for popularity involves her straightening her hair in the first place.

    • @rheakg
      @rheakg 3 роки тому +14

      @@PoliSciPrincess it’s wrong but it’s just trying to show that she was being fake and not her real natural self

    • @TheJessicaOsuji
      @TheJessicaOsuji 3 роки тому +3

      @@PoliSciPrincess I totally get you!

  • @vickilljoy6099
    @vickilljoy6099 5 років тому +755

    not even 30 seconds in and he's going on about dr. seuss and ham and poetry
    this is the chaos I subscribed for

    • @vickilljoy6099
      @vickilljoy6099 5 років тому

      @ScuseMeCouldYouPleaseLeave? nice username

  • @user-wn8lc7ps1s
    @user-wn8lc7ps1s 5 років тому +1093

    someone who hasnt watched 13 reasons why would really be like "HER DAUGHTER COMITTED SUICIDE?"

    • @HairMakeupSkinBody
      @HairMakeupSkinBody 5 років тому +73

      Nazarene Nganga I had to google it

    • @isaurak6693
      @isaurak6693 4 роки тому +88

      It's me. I am someone!

    • @reinemfz2961
      @reinemfz2961 4 роки тому +31

      I watched it and still googled it to make sure it wasn't in real life

    • @amazingly_bookish
      @amazingly_bookish 4 роки тому +14

      I know 13rw but I legit thought she mentioned it in this movie and I just missed it 😂😂

    • @simplysummer6413
      @simplysummer6413 4 роки тому +1

      OMG LOL

  • @seanneri
    @seanneri 5 років тому +638

    "i want green eggs and ham,
    here i am,
    on the road aᵍᵃᵐ"
    wHY DID THAT MAKE ME LAUGH

  • @lindsey7204
    @lindsey7204 5 років тому +901

    *Dylan getting mad at the movie for not explaining things he didn’t notice*

    • @rawrrawrbinks742
      @rawrrawrbinks742 5 років тому +74

      The Prequel: Dylan getting mad at the movie for explaining the one part he noticed more than once

    • @deanjamesy
      @deanjamesy 5 років тому +8

      I didn't get it either!

  • @ChiChiPatrick
    @ChiChiPatrick 5 років тому +767

    "Holy Hillary Clinton" ... Who says that? Even my eyes rolled so hard at this 😂😂

  • @jaazmayne
    @jaazmayne 5 років тому +657

    i luv how notices everything but also misses everything in the movie

    • @sapphire1004
      @sapphire1004 4 роки тому +11

      Exactly

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 3 роки тому +1

      Dylan *

    • @citlalisanchez4726
      @citlalisanchez4726 3 роки тому

      Right I want him to watch spiral cuz there’s a lot of things going in in the movie and I would wonder if he would like get it

  • @Lily-er4ks
    @Lily-er4ks 5 років тому +1003

    Movie commentary Monday on a Monday?!?! the simulation is glitching

  • @moondoll124
    @moondoll124 5 років тому +1016

    I wish my future was as bright as Dylan's teeth.

  • @jasminedragon9030
    @jasminedragon9030 5 років тому +759

    Dylan: No adult has ever said omg in an non ironic way
    My dad: ...

    • @Sunny-jv7yt
      @Sunny-jv7yt 3 роки тому +6

      Let me guess middle aged white dude cause my dad is the exact same

    • @jasminedragon9030
      @jasminedragon9030 3 роки тому +11

      @@Sunny-jv7yt middle aged Vietnamese immigrant

    • @bendover7841
      @bendover7841 2 роки тому

      Your dads aren't straight.....

  • @agusintherain9969
    @agusintherain9969 5 років тому +834

    "QUIT MAKING THIS SLOWER, I'M NEVRR GOING TO FINISH IT"
    Pauses movie!

  • @piano_viol
    @piano_viol 5 років тому +506

    *actor talking*
    Dylan - okay shhhuuuttt up let me speak 😂

  • @NayTosh
    @NayTosh 5 років тому +609

    I sincerely hope the “actor” with the hand gesture actually sees this review.

    • @kay-leighlewis9322
      @kay-leighlewis9322 4 роки тому +34

      Bruh he used to be on a reality tv show called Are you the one. His name is Ryan 😂😂😂😂 I almost died when he appeared on this show... wait, you’re talking about the guy who was seriously overacting and pissing Dylan off the entire time right?

    • @hotgirljasmine
      @hotgirljasmine 3 роки тому +14

      @@kay-leighlewis9322 WAIT THATS RYAN FROM ARE YOU THE ONE???? ARE U FR? since when he became an actor😭i couldnt even realize that was him

  • @Jalent2000
    @Jalent2000 5 років тому +3204

    Dylan: I wish she had a victim mentality
    Me: That sounds like Sierra Burgess.
    Dylan: Actually, isn’t that Sierra Burgess
    Me:😂

    • @galaswift2302
      @galaswift2302 5 років тому +24

      such a terrible movie 😂 i was only able to finish it with dylan’s commentary

  • @missbuffy7049
    @missbuffy7049 5 років тому +538

    Dylan: "I really paid attention to the movie"
    Also Dylan: " Why did they never mention what reality high is? " 😂

    • @MsMojo014
      @MsMojo014 5 років тому +23

      stelli Schoenfeld I was yelling at the screen...they talked about in the beginning🤦🏾‍♀️🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @clicheanna
      @clicheanna 5 років тому +70

      to be fair, if it's the title of the movie it should be present during the whole thing, not just one throwaway part in the beginning

  • @Motherlode_Binch
    @Motherlode_Binch 5 років тому +464

    Idea to give Dylan a movie suggestion:
    Step 1. Get a job at Netflix
    Step 2. Bombard Dylan with notifications about said movie
    Step 3. *Laugh Maniacally*

  • @butterjujunut
    @butterjujunut 5 років тому +913

    "Dylan shading short guys for 30 minutes." 😂😂😂😩

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 років тому +1

      yessssss!!! hahaha

    • @Djinnk042
      @Djinnk042 5 років тому +55

      He was also pointing out how Hollywood throws shade on short guys by never making them romantic leads lol

    • @carmenburton4918
      @carmenburton4918 5 років тому +1

      Maybe Dylan is secretly a shorty..

    • @_Luna_-yc4jp
      @_Luna_-yc4jp 5 років тому

      But the girls where all a lot shorter

    • @muhammadeisa1459
      @muhammadeisa1459 3 роки тому +2

      @@carmenburton4918 Dylan is 6"4, he ain't short

  • @steph66062
    @steph66062 5 років тому +977

    "He doesn't love swimming. He doesn't even like swimming."
    "I love swimming."
    "Oh, never mind"
    I guess Dylan's predictions aren't always right.. 😂

    • @afsanarahman3993
      @afsanarahman3993 5 років тому +40

      Stephanie Murphy it was a misdirect

    • @iarasarai6896
      @iarasarai6896 5 років тому +16

      Its because he finally posted on a monday

  • @sgtsongbird
    @sgtsongbird 4 роки тому +156

    I have a new theory: villains are villainous because they're so sad and angry from a horrifying lack of carbs in their lives. They would stop being evil if they would just enjoy a nice plate of spaghetti and some garlic bread.

    • @books4life157
      @books4life157 5 місяців тому

      I just had that for my tea and I can confirm I’m very happy

  • @felicityfox2653
    @felicityfox2653 5 років тому +370

    Alternative video title:
    Dylan gets accents confused for 30 minutes

  • @angeleris
    @angeleris 5 років тому +1085

    dylan picked the wrong colour shirt to talk about how pale he is

    • @KatiaMeans92
      @KatiaMeans92 5 років тому +3

      Jajaja!!! Omg!!!😂😂😂
      Love you Dylan!😂😂😂

    • @BangTanPrettiNikki
      @BangTanPrettiNikki 5 років тому +8

      Dylan picked the wrong shirt period!!! Love you Dylan 🤣🤣

    • @daragoodale6285
      @daragoodale6285 5 років тому +8

      He's like 6 different shades of white

    • @angeleris
      @angeleris 5 років тому +5

      @@daragoodale6285 6 shades of matthews coming soon in late july

    • @als2480
      @als2480 5 років тому +3

      When you're whiter than your white shirt.

  • @itsnembus
    @itsnembus 4 роки тому +233

    when he said "hey baby girl" all i could think was "you lost baby girl?" lmao

  • @destinyl8918
    @destinyl8918 5 років тому +354

    "people at school are saying im a loser"
    "but.. ur not a loser,,, are you?"
    "....no?"
    "there you go problem solved"

    • @blond009
      @blond009 5 років тому +9

      Destiny Lowery if only highschool kids were that clever lol

  • @MissCougle
    @MissCougle 5 років тому +153

    "I want green eggs and ham
    Here I am
    On the road agam" ~ Dr. Seuss

  • @paublovacassis2279
    @paublovacassis2279 5 років тому +1168

    That “Hispanic” girl is doing a terrible job with the accent, really, I’m telling you, I’m Hispanic

    • @lexi7749
      @lexi7749 4 роки тому +100

      Paublova Cassis I looked it up, she is from Spain, maybe that’s why it sounds kinda off because it’s different from the other Latin accents we’d hear in the US like Mexican, Cuban or Puerto Rican

    • @confusedpozole406
      @confusedpozole406 4 роки тому +38

      @@lexi7749 maybe that would make sense but when she said "Adiós güerita" (Which doesn't even make sense 'cause that's what you call white ppl in México) it sounded like she was latina, not from Spain.

    • @reneelucero2923
      @reneelucero2923 4 роки тому +6

      @Irene P Really? I heard "Adiós güerita" xD but your take makes more sense.

    • @saschasorrow9199
      @saschasorrow9199 4 роки тому +3

      TUHMAKEOUTT

    • @mariakiwi1428
      @mariakiwi1428 4 роки тому +5

      @@lexi7749 yep usually European Latin language accents have a very weird influence when speaking English, and the languages themselves are spoken more accurately to the base writing without a lot of different accents put on words,because of this commonly there’s times when you can speak English without an accent and other times when it’s very clear.

  • @emma-vy9ph
    @emma-vy9ph 5 років тому +723

    i just realized that this is the almost EXACT same plot as mean girls... just with social media

    • @zm1197
      @zm1197 5 років тому +65

      yeah that's what I was thinking. The girl was a nobody and the popular girl took her under her wing and then she became one of them

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 5 років тому +36

      That's also Heather's just with no murder

    • @jamilabrownie
      @jamilabrownie 5 років тому +17

      And not funny

    • @amberwingtundrawing776
      @amberwingtundrawing776 5 років тому +4

      @@jamilabrownie this is unrelated but you have my mom's name

    • @jamilabrownie
      @jamilabrownie 5 років тому +19

      Amberwing Tundrawing That’s sanitary

  • @anushamuralidhar2142
    @anushamuralidhar2142 5 років тому +185

    "Stop with this physical acting"
    *More aggressive hand gestures* 😂

  • @yggdrasilrose1queen647
    @yggdrasilrose1queen647 5 років тому +246

    It took me 21 minutes into the video to realize the vet manager is also The Handler from Umbrella Academy

  • @sarahschuster632
    @sarahschuster632 5 років тому +761

    Best realization in a review ever: “I don’t care what happens to anyone” 👏👏👏 Spot-on, Dylan 😭😄

  • @PlantBasedBride
    @PlantBasedBride 5 років тому +456

    I’m taller than my husband Dylan... believe me, it still works 🙃

    • @longliveplanetawesome3223
      @longliveplanetawesome3223 5 років тому +32

      My sister and Dylan have the same mind set. She thinks that, because I'm really short (less than 5 feet), I'm lucky. She once told me, "You can literally marry a man who is 5ft tall! I have to marry a man who is at least 5'10."

    • @cutienerdgirl
      @cutienerdgirl 5 років тому +8

      @@longliveplanetawesome3223 That's because things get weird when girls date a guy who's shorter than them like, people being judgmental, they can't carry you, you're most likely stronger than them, and sex would be awkward (don't know the last one from experience but I'm making an educated guess).

    • @yulisagarcia2475
      @yulisagarcia2475 5 років тому +9

      In agents of shield hunter is shorter then Bobbi and they end up together

    • @PlantBasedBride
      @PlantBasedBride 5 років тому +18

      Jojo Aljarallah right, and that’s because as a society we expect men to be taller than women in a relationship. I felt a vibe from Dylan that he sees this as standard, and wanted to drop my two cents in the bucket ☺️

    • @PlantBasedBride
      @PlantBasedBride 5 років тому +29

      Pink Pink - As someone with experience in this (having been married to a man four inches shorter than me for years) that’s really not the case. People aren’t judgemental, and if they are they don’t say anything (and I also don’t care haha), he’s still stronger than me and can definitely carry me, and sex isn’t awkward at all. As they say, everyone is the same height lying down 😂 Really though. If it’s not awkward for a 5’10” guy and a 5’6” girl to have sex why is it awkward with the genders reversed? (The answer is: it’s not.)

  • @hannahmcswain9144
    @hannahmcswain9144 3 роки тому +116

    "For a present father, you have been shockingly absent"
    ... damn, why did I feel that so hard

  • @gloria9157
    @gloria9157 5 років тому +187

    Every time you wear that shirt, you look like someone's Priest. You just need the black robe.

  • @madamebkrt
    @madamebkrt 5 років тому +481

    *"Holy Hillary Clinton"*
    Dylan's face omg XD

  • @marinagemoftheseas
    @marinagemoftheseas 5 років тому +288

    I coughed out my actimel when he said "IT GLOWS IN THE DARK" with such passion

  • @latetothepicnic6628
    @latetothepicnic6628 5 років тому +270

    This was painful to sit through but your comments and pain were worth it.

  • @sydneymoose1041
    @sydneymoose1041 5 років тому +805

    As a 6 ft tall woman I want to be upset by what you said about the height difference being the be all end all but...
    It’s the unfortunate truth ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 5 років тому +39

      Who Cares, true. I would much rather date a less attractive-decent looking dude that’s taller than me by at least 2 inches, than a good looking dude that shorter than me by an inch 🤣 I’m weird I know 🤧

    • @helgahufflepuff4782
      @helgahufflepuff4782 5 років тому +84

      @@kaelynsynna2428 that's why men think we're obsessed with height lmao

    • @bandamani
      @bandamani 5 років тому +62

      wtf is this I'm so confused, like oh you're an amazing person and perfect for me except you are short so nah

    • @liyah2514
      @liyah2514 5 років тому +33

      @@erossubliminals3528 I really don't care about height like im 5'9 and dating a 5'5 guy. I actually didn't realize he was short till it came to hugging and kissing...I don't even know how I didn't notice lol.

    • @tabithahallows6116
      @tabithahallows6116 5 років тому +18

      My friend is 6'5 and her boyfriends like 5'7-5'8 at most. They seem to make do just fine

  • @batmanlikespizza2541
    @batmanlikespizza2541 5 років тому +281

    Sometimes I just binge watch videos of people criticizing movies and that’s what I’ve been doing with you for the past 2-3 days again.

    • @RandomSwiftie13
      @RandomSwiftie13 3 роки тому +6

      Lol same!

    • @brierk2769
      @brierk2769 10 місяців тому

      i’ve been doing this for the past few weeks😅

  • @ImJerkBoii
    @ImJerkBoii 5 років тому +326

    I swear this same movie is made at least once a year.
    Literally trope for trope. Except I guess more inclusion?

  • @theresianakhoul8945
    @theresianakhoul8945 5 років тому +128

    Has anyone else stopped watching movies after discovering this channel like
    old me: spends 2 hours watching movie
    new me: watches dylan watching movie

    • @tink6225
      @tink6225 4 роки тому +1

      I hate watching movies alone

  • @itsmist-er
    @itsmist-er 5 років тому +191

    1) who looks like that in high school? 2) Nobody in high school had that many parties.

  • @honeybee7362
    @honeybee7362 5 років тому +190

    “She’s taller than him, it’s just not going to work out” Otani from Lovely complex is smirking right now.

    • @noviadejake
      @noviadejake 5 років тому +8

      Omg!! I love that manga too!! ❤❤❤

    • @honeybee7362
      @honeybee7362 5 років тому +7

      Silvia Onsurbe sdfjjd I just watched the anime and it was so good!

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 5 років тому +3

      My parents are smirking at him too.
      Also, need to finish that manga. Loved it so far.

    • @Peace4Leisure91
      @Peace4Leisure91 5 років тому +6

      Shut the front door!! Girl, this is my favorite anime and manga and I was just abt to comment on the height thing too! I never find ppl who love this manga, ugh 😭😭😭😭

    • @keyatiara
      @keyatiara 5 років тому +2

      yess one of my favorite animes❤️❤️

  • @ugnerakauskaite4068
    @ugnerakauskaite4068 5 років тому +819

    *My sunday wasnt as good as it could have been ..since Dylan didnt upload*

    • @__ASHA__T
      @__ASHA__T 5 років тому +23

      Ugniukas :3 I really checked on his channel like what’s happening 😩😂

    • @lydiamontgomery6690
      @lydiamontgomery6690 5 років тому

      Lol same!!

    • @Concert16
      @Concert16 5 років тому +3

      I checked here like 5 times yesterday and was worried lol

    • @emilyglenn1797
      @emilyglenn1797 5 років тому +8

      FOR REAL MY SUNDAY SUCKED AND I WAS SO DISAPPOINTED DYLAN DIDN'T UPLOAD BUT HERE WE ARE

    • @ne2604
      @ne2604 5 років тому

      Ugniukas :3 IKRRR

  • @ru1_ina536
    @ru1_ina536 5 років тому +103

    This turned into discount mean girls reaaal quick

  • @kaifarooq6876
    @kaifarooq6876 5 років тому +244

    I love that everybody in the comments is talking about how he uploaded on a Monday.

  • @sadie3680
    @sadie3680 5 років тому +77

    i didn’t know what dylan meant when he said “her daughter’s dead” but now i realize he was talking about hannah and i’m disappointed in myself

    • @thgritic102
      @thgritic102 5 років тому +4

      Wait, so this is connected to 13RW?!
      Edit: Never mind. Had a brain fart moment. I'm just used to some movies connecting with each other on Netflix.

  • @hannahjeub478
    @hannahjeub478 5 років тому +121

    "They say poetry is dead but, not with me alive."

  • @yasmeennatalia1026
    @yasmeennatalia1026 5 років тому +302

    damn. on monday. i feel so UNSANITARY

  • @TheAmityElf
    @TheAmityElf 5 років тому +157

    Not only do I get suspicious when people hold their phone a certain way, but I actively go out of my way to avoid holding my phone as though I'm recording people. Also, the utter bliss that crossed your face when the credits started rolling was hilarious.

  • @abbie_joan
    @abbie_joan 5 років тому +394

    Id like to comment that Peter Parker and Michelle Jones worked out as a couple and he's shorter than her

    • @kb-ey2vc
      @kb-ey2vc 4 роки тому +24

      Tall girl's entire plot

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 4 роки тому +18

      Yea, by like an inch or two. It's not the big a height difference.

    • @confusedpozole406
      @confusedpozole406 4 роки тому +41

      Yeah but he's...like, Tom Holland xd

    • @username-pb9ui
      @username-pb9ui 4 роки тому +14

      they’re actually both the same height, but she wears heels and looks taller

    • @kaelynsynna2428
      @kaelynsynna2428 4 роки тому +22

      @@username-pb9ui, Tom Holland is 5’8 and Zendaya is 5’10- she’s a bit taller than him.

  • @LisaKokx
    @LisaKokx 5 років тому +144

    "You're not getting in here government" I am actually wheezing

  • @piano_viol
    @piano_viol 5 років тому +177

    Dylan- We really couldn’t get a teenage extra?
    No Dylan we don’t have the budget for that 🤣

  • @EvaR-1227
    @EvaR-1227 4 роки тому +89

    i completely forgot that like 2 years ago i watched this movie, but i can’t remember for the life of me if i actually finished it

    • @amateurfilmlovers6473
      @amateurfilmlovers6473 4 роки тому +6

      Same... I remember thinking the lead actress was pretty but that's it.

    • @jordanne.anemone
      @jordanne.anemone 3 роки тому +1

      i can't remember if i actually watched this movie or if i just watched another person critique it

  • @singathatiyo2354
    @singathatiyo2354 5 років тому +303

    When I was a kid I saw this movie called starstruck... Watch it.

  • @FyreAndBlood
    @FyreAndBlood 5 років тому +323

    Finally an acctual movie commentary *MONDAY*

  • @doitsushine92
    @doitsushine92 3 роки тому +50

    dylan was so brave about pointing out the issues in this movie when the real sin was the fact that the best friend looks 35

  • @notnattythough
    @notnattythough 5 років тому +75

    the fact that we’re all surprised that *”movie commentary MONDAY”* is actually uploaded on a Monday, is crazy to me.

  • @olaxhola100
    @olaxhola100 5 років тому +162

    movie commentary monday on monday?
    wow, this moving changed you, I want the old Dylan back

  • @directedbylola
    @directedbylola 4 роки тому +27

    He’s so handsome that sometimes I can’t pay attention to the actual movie cause I’m looking to the little circle with his face on

  • @idah
    @idah 5 років тому +474

    29:42 so Dylan you REALLY HAVEN'T SEEN UMBRELLA ACADEMY??!?!?

    • @liyah2514
      @liyah2514 5 років тому +10

      I was just thinking THAT

    • @KimonoSuki
      @KimonoSuki 5 років тому +6

      But isn't that the first episode? Netflix really just starts automatically playing shit youve never seen before

    • @bluefacebabey6667
      @bluefacebabey6667 5 років тому +1

      IK

    • @katyillenye23
      @katyillenye23 5 років тому +4

      Netflix puts recommendations after things but you could have seen the things they are reccomending so he could have seen UA

    • @El1society
      @El1society 4 роки тому

      I haven’t seen it either lol

  • @tattl7689
    @tattl7689 5 років тому +480

    Dylan, you dont have to be insecure about your facial hair

  • @katietran2058
    @katietran2058 4 роки тому +109

    “You can’t be the prime love interest, and be shorter than her”
    *cough* tall girl *cough cough*

  • @camiwebe7287
    @camiwebe7287 5 років тому +133

    Omg your peace sign after you predicted the swimming scene killed me💀

    • @catbox9846
      @catbox9846 5 років тому +4

      Omg I love your username ❤️❤️

    • @eefaaaa8045
      @eefaaaa8045 5 років тому +2

      Um hi friend

    • @catbox9846
      @catbox9846 5 років тому +1

      Sup bro #satified #mynameisalexanderhamilton
      I hope your day was as wonderful as chocolate dipped ice cream and ginger ale😊

    • @catbox9846
      @catbox9846 5 років тому +1

      (That’s a good thing ^^)

  • @the_nikster1
    @the_nikster1 5 років тому +241

    Dylan: "he doesn't even like swimming"
    Kid: "I love swimming!"
    Dylan: "it's a misdirect!"
    classic Dylan 😎
    good luck with the move! 😃

  • @leah_amauri
    @leah_amauri 3 роки тому +57

    I feel like Dylan would enjoy the umbrella academy because the humor is literally so dark and everybody is mean and violent 😭

  • @lottievanbochoven5975
    @lottievanbochoven5975 5 років тому +302

    Why is no one excited for Dylan’s book?!!

    • @noora8179
      @noora8179 5 років тому +28

      WE'RE ALL EXCITED its just that he never gives any updatesss

    • @KimberlyByrdV
      @KimberlyByrdV 5 років тому +2

      I am SO excited!!!!!