Grown Man Tries Watching "Bratz: The Movie" (why do I do this to myself?)

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  • Опубліковано 9 бер 2019
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  • @imfinethanks6178
    @imfinethanks6178 5 років тому +7874

    "You don't sound deaf"
    I swear I've never hated a movie character more than I did at that moment.

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 5 років тому +253

      Deaf people do actually have an accent/tone tho

    • @imfinethanks6178
      @imfinethanks6178 5 років тому +676

      @@MaybeLily1234
      I know, but either way, it was kind of rude of her to say that. It's like having a blind person walk into you by accident and saying "Oh, makes sense". Or "You don't walk blind."

    • @MaybeLily1234
      @MaybeLily1234 5 років тому +72

      @@imfinethanks6178 yeah it was

    • @KK-ln9gu
      @KK-ln9gu 4 роки тому +87

      @@MaybeLily1234 some if not quite a lot of them don't lmao. It was annoying as shit

    • @TheKamislaw
      @TheKamislaw 4 роки тому +105

      @@MaybeLily1234 Not all deaf people. Watch Jessica Kellgren-Fozard on UA-cam.

  • @why_karlaly
    @why_karlaly 4 роки тому +5705

    this made me want to see a romance movie about a deaf kid falling in love with a mime

    • @wiltedrose7988
      @wiltedrose7988 4 роки тому +291

      I smell a novel idea...

    • @why_karlaly
      @why_karlaly 4 роки тому +178

      @@wiltedrose7988 If you end up writing one lemme know cuz I'd love to read it 👀

    • @bananachild7139
      @bananachild7139 4 роки тому +192

      There's one similar that's really good - it's called "A quiet Kind of Thunder," I think. Instead of a mime, it's a girl with severe social anxiety that uses BSL to communicate. I'd really recommend it!

    • @why_karlaly
      @why_karlaly 4 роки тому +40

      @@bananachild7139 Ohh that sounds like an interesting concept- thanks for the recommendation!

    • @bananachild7139
      @bananachild7139 4 роки тому +21

      Karlaly Anything to help another bookworm 😂😉

  • @jumasantos8431
    @jumasantos8431 3 роки тому +1830

    "You sound deaf"
    "Well you don't look ignorant"
    The comeback tho 🤣👏🏽

    • @fatbitch7168
      @fatbitch7168 2 роки тому +12

      killer kfkdkf

    • @harasnicole
      @harasnicole 2 роки тому +109

      She said, "You *don't* sound deaf," btw.

    • @cherry_noemi_boiii
      @cherry_noemi_boiii Рік тому +8

      @@harasnicole “you *dont* *look* deaf”

    • @brokenpieces5852
      @brokenpieces5852 Рік тому +14

      Also her reaction is so overblown, along with the background music, you would think someone kicked her dead dog.

    • @Elisa._.123
      @Elisa._.123 8 місяців тому +1

      Also how did he know what she was saying about him being blind

  • @wooloosus6866
    @wooloosus6866 3 роки тому +927

    Dylan: I'm so into this!
    The movie: *Pink comic sans*
    Dylan: And I'm out of it

    • @BettyMareeHOHCountry
      @BettyMareeHOHCountry Рік тому +20

      the fact they used comic sans for this movie is hilarious because no one use that font

  • @crestnotes9923
    @crestnotes9923 5 років тому +3776

    Fun fact: This was actually supposed to be animated. When you think about it this whole movie would've made more sense as a cartoon.

    • @yoongisbicep
      @yoongisbicep 4 роки тому +196

      actually, its a live-action of the og animated movie

    • @RedK5
      @RedK5 4 роки тому +195

      crestnotes I used to watch the cartoon. I hated those stupid twins

    • @crestnotes9923
      @crestnotes9923 4 роки тому +167

      @@yoongisbicep in the behind the scenes they mentioned that this movie was supposed to be animated too but they didn't have enough budget for it

    • @razkable
      @razkable 4 роки тому +47

      its very spastic as a film..the soundtrack wont shut up and everyone is annoying and energized....the dialogue is for teens girls..its so dumb but it wasn't that bad form what I saw..its just bad...not horrible...

    • @godiraonasetlhabi7992
      @godiraonasetlhabi7992 4 роки тому +3

      @@RedK5 same!!!

  • @leecolon321
    @leecolon321 3 роки тому +13730

    As a Hispanic, I can state it’s true that every single day I wake up to a band of mariachis, but hey that’s just a norm

    • @mariposaarts
      @mariposaarts 3 роки тому +943

      I'm Puerto Rican so I just wake up to Mark Anthony singing in my living room idk about yall 🤣

    • @lizatocool4u584
      @lizatocool4u584 3 роки тому +195

      @@mariposaarts lmao I'm half Puerto rican and yeah thats true lol

    • @Jadorelainie
      @Jadorelainie 3 роки тому +151

      @@mariposaarts A Panamanian here, I wake up to salsa too! Some Rúben Blades, Willie Colon, some Mark and on wild days Marco Antonio Solis hahaha

    • @kalyssiaseptember
      @kalyssiaseptember 3 роки тому +407

      I’m only part Hispanic so for me, instead of a whole mariachi band, it’s just a single guy in a sombrero aggressively shaking a pair of maracas

    • @zorathemagic7310
      @zorathemagic7310 3 роки тому +29

      I can confirm as well

  • @MissPumpkin91
    @MissPumpkin91 3 роки тому +944

    Ah yes, the typical hispanic family: mom, dad, abuela, siblings, and of course a full mariachi band in our living room ready to fill us up with the music of all hispanic people, very well, very authentic

    • @sofia_garciia28
      @sofia_garciia28 2 роки тому +26

      super relatable bro, i can't believe dylan didn't know, smh my head 🙄

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 10 місяців тому +2

      Lol same 🤣😂😅

  • @iSAFAEable
    @iSAFAEable 3 роки тому +1328

    this movie used to be my entire childhood/early teenage years i watched it SO many times and was literally obsessed with it, and now being 25 and rewatching it with dylan made me see it in a whole other perspective lmaaooooo it still has a huge place in my heart tho😂✋🏼

    • @thoughtsfullofbooks
      @thoughtsfullofbooks 2 роки тому +30

      lmaoo same i used to be so obsessed with this movie but now after this i def see it in different light🤣🤣

    • @TheTiffiny777
      @TheTiffiny777 2 роки тому +14

      Yeah I’m still very much obsessed with it, I was such a huge bratz fan

    • @Sk8terSa5mH20
      @Sk8terSa5mH20 2 роки тому +15

      Girl same. I’m 24 and I never realized how hardcore the stereotypes are and just how silly the movie really is. I still love it also, the nostalgia hits too hard 😂😂

    • @vykepp5709
      @vykepp5709 2 роки тому +4

      I remember rewatching it and realizing the Asian girl is Mona in pretty little liars, and the blonde villain was in the Disney show Jonas

    • @305unreal6
      @305unreal6 2 роки тому +2

      i feel the same with like half the movies he commentaries

  • @norag.hansen2059
    @norag.hansen2059 4 роки тому +6042

    "dylan?!"
    "don't say my name"
    "omg he hates me!"
    "i do hate you"
    LMAO

    • @NAMINE0306
      @NAMINE0306 4 роки тому +44

      Just this comment made me look forward to the reaction

    • @jinksna181
      @jinksna181 4 роки тому +15

      When you look at a comment about a moment in the video Right at that moment

    • @rae8961
      @rae8961 4 роки тому +3

      I need a time stamp

    • @AureaC
      @AureaC 4 роки тому

      JIJI

    • @rosella6124
      @rosella6124 4 роки тому +11

      @@rae8961 13:36

  • @Updated8SecondsAgo
    @Updated8SecondsAgo 4 роки тому +8699

    “You don’t sound deaf”
    “You don’t have a dad or a bank account”
    Should have been called Bruh instead of Bratz

  • @lexiarie6545
    @lexiarie6545 Рік тому +171

    can't believe no one pointed out that deaf people can ABSOLUTELY be musicians bro like... cmon even beethoven was deaf... and the vibrations IS how they play the music. most accurate part of the movie

  • @lexs-gold9682
    @lexs-gold9682 3 роки тому +516

    The fact that I enjoyed this so much when I was younger, that I never realized two years passed...LMAOO

    • @irjustineee
      @irjustineee 3 роки тому +16

      same here, did not notice that until this video LOL

    • @lifeisrosyyy
      @lifeisrosyyy 3 роки тому +2

      Lovr your pfp

  • @linwheeler
    @linwheeler 5 років тому +16506

    I never realized how much they stereotyped everyone’s ethnicities.
    Wow thanks for 12K likes!

    • @indiajessierocks
      @indiajessierocks 5 років тому +191

      Lin G Tenn I know right!

    • @missamyiahh3357
      @missamyiahh3357 5 років тому +46

      ‼️‼️

    • @abbywolffe4114
      @abbywolffe4114 5 років тому +1077

      Or understereotyped. Like, I completely forgot Yasmine was Hispanic until her mom showed up again. There's like, nothing to indicate she's Hispanic throughout the entire movie besides her family dynamic

    • @linwheeler
      @linwheeler 5 років тому +128

      Abby Wolffe that’s true as well

    • @rachelowls4228
      @rachelowls4228 5 років тому +101

      Same, now I looking at this, it's pretty bad

  • @lord.ketzzle621
    @lord.ketzzle621 5 років тому +7880

    It's a terrible movie but 7yr old me is really offended right now😪

    • @kerezymaii
      @kerezymaii 5 років тому +85

      This^

    • @ilovechocolate6522
      @ilovechocolate6522 5 років тому +250

      Same. This was my favorite movie as a kid

    • @AnimalLover2400
      @AnimalLover2400 5 років тому +199

      You dont have to act like it was bad just because this guy said it was. Its a happy go lucky feel good movie it aint meant to be deep

    • @lyssab1632
      @lyssab1632 5 років тому +101

      AnimalLover2400 it was bad lol it really didn’t make since unless your 7 lol

    • @Kloves818
      @Kloves818 5 років тому +44

      @@AnimalLover2400 nahhh it was just bad LMAO

  • @maria.h5209
    @maria.h5209 3 роки тому +224

    "He's gonna be a DEAF DJ?? He doesn't know what he's playing.. he just knows how they ~vibrate~. He knows when there's base.... but there's more to being a DJ than- no there's not actually. He could.. conceivably do it."
    LMFAO BYE I EVAPORATED

  • @FirstLast-po8oz
    @FirstLast-po8oz 2 роки тому +246

    People who think a child of divorce gets two of everything from each parent are the same people who think an only-child gets two kid's worth of toys and snacks.

    • @Iamh0me
      @Iamh0me 2 роки тому +12

      Okay as a child of split parents, i do indeed get two of everything 😅

    • @catastrophecrew8726
      @catastrophecrew8726 Рік тому +8

      and i know a little girl who is a lone child and has two playrooms both fully furnished with tvs in both rooms and even her bedroom, two dogs, eats almost every food w sprinkles and has more toys than me and both of my brothers ever combined!!!!!!

    • @monsterhanna6691
      @monsterhanna6691 Рік тому

      Maybe not every kid, but still. I'm not even close to living that life. 😂

    • @amityislandchum
      @amityislandchum 10 місяців тому +1

      I know a shitload of only children and children of divorce who do indeed get those things.

  • @ray1809
    @ray1809 4 роки тому +2653

    “you don’t have a dad or a bank account” damn sasha

    • @timcook247
      @timcook247 4 роки тому +148

      "I don't have a sugar daddy, I've never had a sugar daddy, if I wanted a sugar daddy, yes I could probably go out and get one, because I am what?? A Bratz doll"

    • @sohnaminta.9264
      @sohnaminta.9264 4 роки тому +23

      @@timcook247 this right here is god tier

    • @emilyboggs2977
      @emilyboggs2977 4 роки тому +33

      sasha popped off too hard

    • @sariyah3542
      @sariyah3542 4 роки тому +16

      Sasha went off

  • @adolphaselrah9506
    @adolphaselrah9506 4 роки тому +3445

    I’m disappointed that they didn’t have big heads.

    • @scream2816
      @scream2816 4 роки тому +256

      Or big lips

    • @supercalime
      @supercalime 4 роки тому +229

      Or no feet

    • @sewerbrawl
      @sewerbrawl 4 роки тому +217

      or good clothes

    • @livvyemz8113
      @livvyemz8113 4 роки тому +49

      tbh and i thought all of them were korean because i had 5 of the janel parrish doll

    • @missyaz4959
      @missyaz4959 4 роки тому +36

      livvy emz I thought Chloe and Jade were white and Yasmin mixed race😂😂😂

  • @duhstyrxses646
    @duhstyrxses646 3 роки тому +133

    Janel Parrish’s acting only got better from here she’s extremely talented

    • @hnichole
      @hnichole День тому

      I was today years old when I made the connection that Janel Parrish is Margot from To All the Boys lmfao. I only knew her from Pretty Little Liars, but your comment inspired me to go see what else she's been in and I realized that the 30-year-old they got to play Margot was Janel omg, she was by far one of the best parts of To All the Boys. 😭

  • @ILikeBadGuys
    @ILikeBadGuys 3 роки тому +210

    I think this is actually the worst movie I've ever sat through.

    • @loltadynicneni913
      @loltadynicneni913 3 роки тому +14

      Hey, do you know Shark Tale...?

    • @lordoftheeggz5258
      @lordoftheeggz5258 3 роки тому +8

      @@loltadynicneni913
      Oh god..

    • @haleylouw648
      @haleylouw648 3 роки тому +1

      @@ikeablahaj666 Kennie JD?

    • @MissAfricanAmerican99
      @MissAfricanAmerican99 2 роки тому +3

      @@loltadynicneni913 No! Shark Tale has a good lesson to it. 😅

    • @loltadynicneni913
      @loltadynicneni913 2 роки тому

      @@MissAfricanAmerican99 That reference dropping doesn't work unless the references work without the person understanding them? Yeah, a good script-writing lesson.

  • @namjoonsdragoneyes3727
    @namjoonsdragoneyes3727 3 роки тому +3605

    Wait you guys don’t randomly start jamming to la cucaracha just to remind everyone you’re Hispanic????

    • @gavrochethenardier957
      @gavrochethenardier957 3 роки тому +120

      lele is that you?

    • @deplamarijke2555
      @deplamarijke2555 3 роки тому +120

      @@gavrochethenardier957 I’m LaTiNa Did I mEnTiOn ThAt I aM lAtInA

    • @kishanalouisa
      @kishanalouisa 3 роки тому +4

      ARMY

    • @unknown_k55
      @unknown_k55 3 роки тому +27

      Everyday my parents wake me up, to mariachis, a taco and singing to me la cucaracha, waiting for me to pick up my maracas and my mariachi hat. (Por cierto, soy de Venezuela, así que es doblemente divertido, porque la gente que hizo esta película no sabe que existen otros países a parte de México xD no hate, tho, Mexico es genial y me encantaría visitarlo algún día. Pero juro que los estado unidenses solo ven "México" y "No-Mexico".)

    • @jadawilliams6544
      @jadawilliams6544 2 роки тому +3

      Any Afro Latinas??????????

  • @thatssosarah8089
    @thatssosarah8089 4 роки тому +3640

    This was a lot less cringey to me when I was younger.

    • @danielag.medrano8987
      @danielag.medrano8987 4 роки тому +207

      Honestly, I loved this movie. But seeing it now... just... yeah.

    • @michellenguyen9824
      @michellenguyen9824 4 роки тому +18

      same 😭

    • @julierangel7904
      @julierangel7904 3 роки тому +62

      I think that was the point lol we were the targeted audience

    • @reika294
      @reika294 3 роки тому +58

      I watched this movie a million times and loved it every time.....now I am embarrassed to say I watched it💀

    • @MelodyStar-bt9mz
      @MelodyStar-bt9mz 3 роки тому +23

      Yeah, and the song near the end of the movie was so catchy when i was younger and the clothes and stuff were so cute then

  • @nancywisner6478
    @nancywisner6478 11 місяців тому +45

    "This woman is an addict!"
    Dylan accusing a character in a kids movie of being a crackhead is the best part of the video 😂

  • @Oneasianpersuasion
    @Oneasianpersuasion 3 роки тому +62

    Back in the day before Artie was in a wheelchair, he was auditioning for Meredith. They rejected him, he gets into an accident and then decide to join the glee club.

    • @thesicaeffect5164
      @thesicaeffect5164 2 роки тому +1

      the song is also a song by the boy band he was in!!!

  • @AM-gv9db
    @AM-gv9db 5 років тому +3803

    "I won't be late to school, it's cuz i REALLY CARE ABOUT IT!"

    • @RainyDay_5214
      @RainyDay_5214 5 років тому +122

      “I will play by the rules won’t be a primadonna”

    • @janee.
      @janee. 4 роки тому +53

      Jessie Chia “I’m just a girl who likes to have a little fun”😂

    • @janee.
      @janee. 4 роки тому +23

      Xyla Featherson “it’s my life!!”

    • @janee.
      @janee. 4 роки тому +11

      that song goes CRAZY‼️😂

    • @DuckyTheFly
      @DuckyTheFly 4 роки тому +6

      said noone ever

  • @nyxlily9064
    @nyxlily9064 5 років тому +3211

    Someone : How many mimes do you want in the movie?
    Director : yes

  • @daggahighyeena7630
    @daggahighyeena7630 2 роки тому +34

    The soccer throw in flip in the beginning is a thing that some soccer players legitimately do. I played with a girl for a few years who would ONLY do her throw ins with a flip. It was nuts lol.

  • @viktoriahricisakova1014
    @viktoriahricisakova1014 3 роки тому +113

    "I'm feeling a pain in the right side of my body. I might be having a heart attack.."
    Dylan, the heart is more on the left side.😂

  • @alexanderdavidd
    @alexanderdavidd 3 роки тому +7293

    Dylan: why doesn’t the blonde one speak?!?!
    Blonde one: the BRATZZZZ

    • @cocobean1340
      @cocobean1340 3 роки тому +34

      lmao hahahahahaha

    • @Lovisa4554
      @Lovisa4554 3 роки тому +204

      Yea, maybe she shouldn’t talk

    • @brentmccollum9327
      @brentmccollum9327 3 роки тому +9

      LMAO!!!

    • @Ladyartistt
      @Ladyartistt 3 роки тому

      @@Lovisa4554 هنتعت

    • @mv6429
      @mv6429 3 роки тому +121

      Maybe she had all her lines cut because she messed up her voice with that one line lmao

  • @akia212
    @akia212 5 років тому +6836

    “I won’t be late to school because I really care about it” 😂😂

    • @izzyy1680
      @izzyy1680 5 років тому +390

      I laughed so hard when he pointed it out HAHAHA oml

    • @nashpadilla2795
      @nashpadilla2795 5 років тому +53

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @blackmarketdiy9963
      @blackmarketdiy9963 5 років тому +91

      So deep 🤣

    • @str7awb3rry
      @str7awb3rry 5 років тому +96

      it’s in the description too 😂😂

    • @Mana94x
      @Mana94x 5 років тому +110

      His reaction killed me he was speechless 😂😂😂😂😂😂😩

  • @jmacm2127
    @jmacm2127 2 роки тому +19

    In my opinion, this is one of your best commentaries of all time. I just rewatched it for the first time in forever, and it's comedy gold. Chef's kiss good sir

  • @alainam5540
    @alainam5540 2 роки тому +33

    Dylan’s look of disappointment when the girl dropped her tray had me cackling

  • @XOXheartErin
    @XOXheartErin 5 років тому +11485

    Dylan looks so disappointed every time he guesses something right with the plot 😂😂😂

    • @Maryam-td6rj
      @Maryam-td6rj 4 роки тому +112

      I loved his reaction every time! 😂

    • @cr2777
      @cr2777 4 роки тому +96

      I think he just really likes saying “ its a misdirect”

    • @bangitybangbabang
      @bangitybangbabang 3 роки тому +32

      I thought he was gonna walk out after the tray fiasco

    • @cerenity3578
      @cerenity3578 3 роки тому +14

      The movie was too predictable for him. 😂

    • @Wariors_World
      @Wariors_World 2 роки тому

      Ok but this movie doesn't count. Bc he watched a good portion of the trailer and it shows everything he talked about. Y'all arent aware he lied 😂

  • @catastrophe6863
    @catastrophe6863 5 років тому +1635

    Whenever I see a cringe scene I would unconsciously look at Dylan and coincidentally he would be staring at the camera which looks like we're having this connection of how bad these scenes are

  • @misscarnagex
    @misscarnagex 2 роки тому +40

    Lol the whole point of that “emotional scene” at the party - where Cherish says he’s a good dad, is to show that the dad actually only cares about Meredith, because he can’t even remember the younger daughter’s name. The entire time he’s stammering to remember it and keeps calling her nicknames when he can’t think of it.

  • @Lucy-fd1lt
    @Lucy-fd1lt 3 роки тому +27

    its the fact that the science anime guy is literally tom hanks' son for me

  • @paigeelise5421
    @paigeelise5421 3 роки тому +8317

    "divorce isn't that bad because your parents will give you money! to buy your love and affection..."
    *Laughs in broke at both houses*

  • @jaynakendell
    @jaynakendell 4 роки тому +2567

    I love how Janel Parrish went from Jade in the Bratz movie to Mona in Pretty Little Liars. Like that’s a glow up right there.

    • @les3189
      @les3189 4 роки тому +12

      faxx

    • @Bronnybronny
      @Bronnybronny 4 роки тому +85

      Is it really though? Lol

    • @kperkins10879
      @kperkins10879 4 роки тому +8

      bronwynalexandria lol ikr

    • @defiantaichi
      @defiantaichi 4 роки тому +20

      Yeah...but is it though???

    • @darth-severus
      @darth-severus 4 роки тому +69

      @@defiantaichi umm... yes? That was an extremely successful show, so yes

  • @maddieknudsen6736
    @maddieknudsen6736 3 роки тому +30

    may we just appreciate that the 'nerd' that is Jade's love interest is Tom Hanks' son Chet Hanks...

  • @lightandspace7938
    @lightandspace7938 2 роки тому +29

    Something about the way Dylan said, "THIS WOMAN IS AN ADDICT!" made me choke on my milk 😭

  • @habibaamr6968
    @habibaamr6968 5 років тому +802

    13:34 "She's probably the best actress out of them" that's why she is freakin MONA FROM PRETTY LITTLE LIARS 😍😍

    • @karenafa
      @karenafa 5 років тому +22

      I read moana and I got soooo confused hahaha

    • @alissapopow8224
      @alissapopow8224 5 років тому +10

      Why the fuck is janel even in here?!? Like she is a great Actress. Wtf I am so confused

    • @cecilepanelle1502
      @cecilepanelle1502 5 років тому +7

      Mona's like THE BEST character of the show and Janel was the best actress in it. WTF is she doing in this movie ??

    • @alissapopow8224
      @alissapopow8224 5 років тому

      @@cecilepanelle1502 ikr it doesn't make any sense

    • @alissapopow8224
      @alissapopow8224 5 років тому +1

      @Chaz Reynolds true but I was still kinda confused when I saw her. I guess you're right tho

  • @nicholaswetzel7119
    @nicholaswetzel7119 5 років тому +2704

    “DyLaN, aRe YoU KiDdI-“
    “Stop, don’t say my name.”
    “He HaTeS mE!
    “I do.”
    The Brats broke the fourth wall 😂

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 5 років тому +14

      LOL

    • @lilkitty2396
      @lilkitty2396 5 років тому +2

      that was too perfect!!! my favorite part! 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @Tericlay
    @Tericlay 3 роки тому +76

    11:32 Dylan loses the will to live
    15:02 Dylan's opinion of the movie
    18:38 Dylan spitting straight facts

  • @jamirasingss6518
    @jamirasingss6518 3 роки тому +11

    I literally lived for this movie as a child. I was like it has cultural representation, broken family representation, hs is hard, losing friends, underdogs overthrow popularity, music, poor girl representation. What more could u want. 6yr old me was happy. I was so content.

  • @EmmaLeslie31
    @EmmaLeslie31 4 роки тому +2187

    Dylan- WHY IS THERE SO MUCH FUZZY STUFF?
    Me-ITS THE 2000’S

  • @strawbeare
    @strawbeare 5 років тому +2698

    Dylan: “The girl’s dad doesn’t know how to operate a toaster.”
    Me: “Yet he knows how to build a whole house.”

  • @dariamvs
    @dariamvs 2 роки тому +5

    the best joke was the I have god and anime on my side and then you played them side by side. I absolutely lost my shit when you zoomed in on their screaming faces idk why

  • @harasnicole
    @harasnicole 2 роки тому +26

    "Why can't none of these girls act?"
    It's funny because Logan Browning (who played Sasha) is in Dear White People and I think she's _definitely_ improved since this poor excuse of a movie.

  • @seli3631
    @seli3631 4 роки тому +3332

    The most unbelievable thing in this whole movie is how happy the girl in the beggining wakes.
    There's no way someone wakes up that happy.
    No way.

    • @scream2816
      @scream2816 4 роки тому +155

      ABOUT SCHOOL

    • @ginae.2462
      @ginae.2462 4 роки тому +177

      she doesn't wanna be late for school because she really cares about it

    • @randomaccountyoumightfind1691
      @randomaccountyoumightfind1691 4 роки тому +26

      Selisia Muslia well it was her first day of high school lmao

    • @NeonAnt
      @NeonAnt 4 роки тому +51

      @@ginae.2462
      That song was very unrealistic. And it was played in the background as some kind of mind control. Its trying to make us like school. XD

    • @zaneleleeuo1876
      @zaneleleeuo1876 4 роки тому +11

      @@NeonAnt what was that anyway?? 😂😂😂

  • @maxwilson9212
    @maxwilson9212 4 роки тому +3424

    As someone with a Hispanic family, I can tell you that we 100% have bands in our kitchen

    • @moopoint.blimey785
      @moopoint.blimey785 4 роки тому +119

      I’m sorry but my family doesn’t. The closest to have live music in the kitchen in the morning is me singing either Michael Jackson or the Backstreet Boys at the top of my lungs😂😂😂

    • @Yuukiosaki
      @Yuukiosaki 4 роки тому +184

      Mine is in the basement

    • @christal5703
      @christal5703 4 роки тому +101

      right, until he brought it up i thought everyone had bands in their kitchens

    • @ahashi1924
      @ahashi1924 4 роки тому +64

      Ours is at my Grandma's house. Mariachi Bands like to fill us with determination for the day while we eat our cereal.

    • @aestheticbitch7908
      @aestheticbitch7908 4 роки тому +6

      They were there for some deleted scene FUCK-

  • @raffy234
    @raffy234 3 роки тому +9

    I only saw the movie through this video and I gotta say I DID like the comeback of the deaf guy to the ignorant girl. Also, the way the deaf guys tries to work with music made me think of Beethoven.

  • @brianaverly6391
    @brianaverly6391 2 роки тому +16

    His jokes are hilarious and the fact that he can get every plot ever.

  • @PawsBoff
    @PawsBoff 4 роки тому +2512

    You know, the elephant is the real victim here. Elephants have good memories and it had to go through this lol

  • @Emily-fh3xv
    @Emily-fh3xv 4 роки тому +3160

    I just realised how racist this movie was 😂

    • @tumahaji8350
      @tumahaji8350 3 роки тому +11

      How?

    • @tumahaji8350
      @tumahaji8350 3 роки тому +34

      Oh nvm

    • @darliiingz03
      @darliiingz03 3 роки тому +235

      stereotypes and racism are two different things I'm pretty sure

    • @Emily-fh3xv
      @Emily-fh3xv 3 роки тому +20

      @@darliiingz03 true

    • @zoexo9268
      @zoexo9268 3 роки тому +477

      @@darliiingz03 yes but racial stereotypes are based on racist ideologies

  • @exoticbutters1987
    @exoticbutters1987 2 роки тому +8

    19:01 the amount of pure joy that was in dylan’s eyes when he thought she was gonna die…😭👀

  • @thesmallone271
    @thesmallone271 3 роки тому +1

    this is my FAVORITE video of yours Dylan I can’t stop coming back to it

  • @coqui9879
    @coqui9879 4 роки тому +1566

    “You don’t have a dad OR a bank account!”
    I’m sorry wHAT??

    • @xLiLlyx98
      @xLiLlyx98 3 роки тому +83

      Yeah I would have yeeted her as a friend after that xDD

    • @natssgallego
      @natssgallego 2 роки тому +2

      i CRY everytime i hear it they made sasha COME for her existence

  • @imogenmcarajames
    @imogenmcarajames 5 років тому +3513

    I just watched my entire childhood get DRAGGED for 26 minutes

    • @lisanniealmanzar3795
      @lisanniealmanzar3795 4 роки тому +16

      Imogen McAra-James RIGHT

    • @eatrocks4932
      @eatrocks4932 4 роки тому +64

      Same but I still got Wendy wu:homecoming warrior

    • @imogenmcarajames
      @imogenmcarajames 4 роки тому +16

      sop ?? THE BRATZ BABIES MOVIE OH MY GOD THE MEMORIES

    • @anne-marie1140
      @anne-marie1140 4 роки тому +8

      its okay we still have the cartoons

    • @nine-vi7rw
      @nine-vi7rw 4 роки тому +9

      Thank god this was not part of my childhood lol

  • @MyJudaBear
    @MyJudaBear 3 роки тому +11

    I remember really liking this movie as a kid. I regret everything

  • @CerenAytekin96
    @CerenAytekin96 Рік тому +2

    The fact that I’ve seen this video more than 10 times

  • @MerBaby-xoxo
    @MerBaby-xoxo 5 років тому +1688

    "CRUSH HER TO DEATH! YES!" dude, I LOST it!!!! Oh my god. That was hilarious.

    • @insertname193
      @insertname193 5 років тому +43

      😂Same. The fact he didn't even hesitate made it so much funnier.

    • @Rita-jp3sv
      @Rita-jp3sv 5 років тому +33

      the look of pure elation on his face was incredible 😂

  • @Sagacypher
    @Sagacypher 5 років тому +1224

    Yes....deaf people hear by feeling vibrations. That is how they listen. That's how blind people see as well. It's not a jarring concept. The line the boy made with "I can't hear but I heard you" was probably the best line in this dumb ass movie lol.

    • @runthathoeover
      @runthathoeover 5 років тому +42

      My dad is deaf so he reads lips to understand people

    • @hannafriesen5113
      @hannafriesen5113 5 років тому +44

      deaf people can still enjoy music from feeling the vibrations and even then, they still cant "listen" without their hearing....but the same does not go for voices because speech vibrations cannot emit the same as a loud speaker, unless maybe the deaf persons hands were on the others throat, they lip read and use sign language.
      most blind people are not fully "blind" so they can usually still see light and shadows but sound vibrations can only make them aware of the size of the space they're in but in no way can help them see whats in front of them, thats why they have guide dogs or walking sticks.

    • @RahqGar10
      @RahqGar10 5 років тому +9

      starting off with "deaf people hear" was only your first mistake, lol...i dont need to read the rest to know youre probly wrong

    • @morley364
      @morley364 5 років тому +14

      I think the issue is that picking up on vibrations will not necessarily convey the idea of sequential, variable frequencies and tones and how well they go together (which is a big part of music).They can often pick up on pitch, but not precisely (as in, they might know it's high or low, but not pick up on the exact note within that range). So he would be able to feel the vibrations of the music, but he might not know if she's singing on key. So he shouldn't be so impressed and say she's good. Hopefully that helps!

    • @yeontanseyebrows5588
      @yeontanseyebrows5588 5 років тому +1

      That's actually pretty badass

  • @kays4290
    @kays4290 9 місяців тому +2

    My marching band would practice in the morning, 1 hour before school starts and since marching band was 1st period students would come in and pass us in the parking lot since the football field was pit ridden. I will admit that the part of the parking lot we used was sectioned off.

  • @remomotsuenyane1613
    @remomotsuenyane1613 2 роки тому +4

    THIS IS LITERALLY ONE OF MY MOST FAVOURITE CHILDHOOD MOVIES, HOW AM I GONNA WATCH THIS😭

  • @jennyo7218
    @jennyo7218 5 років тому +1533

    "Where are the other girls?"
    *She killed the others, Dylan*

    • @immortxelle
      @immortxelle 5 років тому +59

      She ordered 3 elephants

  • @kaleelaedwards8068
    @kaleelaedwards8068 5 років тому +5156

    Dylan: *Starts the video complaining*
    Me: This is gonna be amazing

  • @tiago9977
    @tiago9977 2 роки тому +2

    21:44 The performance at the end gave me instant Cheetah Girls vibes tbh, w/ the four girls singing in colour coordinated outfits

  • @EM-pb7lk
    @EM-pb7lk 3 роки тому +6

    This is probably my favorite movie commentary of yours, I can't stop laughing the whole way through lol! Love your stuff Dylan, thanks for making great content and making me laugh, keep it up! ♥ (Yes I know I'm almost 2 years late)

  • @bearhugzfam649
    @bearhugzfam649 4 роки тому +1537

    "Wut? He's gonna be a deaf DJ?"
    How many people have told him about Beethoven? xD

    • @mujerjone
      @mujerjone 4 роки тому +41

      I was no joke gonna say that! I wanted so see if anyone else knew this fact too.

    • @jemimaenglund7528
      @jemimaenglund7528 4 роки тому +216

      Beethoven became deaf later in life. By then he knew what every note sounded like and could compose from memory.

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 4 роки тому +51

      Jemima Englund still counts. Deaf people can do most things we can. There’s ways around the hearing issue, like the headphones on the neck, even able-hearing DJs sometimes wear headphones around their necks, it allows them to focus on the beat as they try other things out. It ain’t out of the realm of possibility for a born-deaf person to learn to DJ. Or anything music related really. The human spirit is strong.

    • @jemimaenglund7528
      @jemimaenglund7528 4 роки тому +77

      @@robynwilson9227 Of course it's not out of the realm of possibility for them to be DJs. I didn't mean that deaf people can't compose music with my comment. Just that Beethoven wasn't born deaf and therefore had an advantage.

    • @HandiDandiBrandi
      @HandiDandiBrandi 4 роки тому +6

      Maybe he can make music and get signed by Def Jam

  • @abbywolffe4114
    @abbywolffe4114 5 років тому +1721

    "You couldn't possibly like science... you have hair extensions"
    Omigod I'm crying

  • @ladyartemis8920
    @ladyartemis8920 3 роки тому +2

    This is hands down my favorite dylan commentary. It’s so funny

  • @larissafonseca4007
    @larissafonseca4007 3 роки тому

    Hey Dylan! Since you asked for comments on what we like, I really like it when you talk about the shots and stuff about the cinematography, script etc. I wasn't surprised to find out that you studied that stuff, because you really give some solid insights.

  • @thatpersoningenue6280
    @thatpersoningenue6280 4 роки тому +5124

    Who’s gonna tell Dylan that Beethoven was deaf.

    • @Phalinra
      @Phalinra 4 роки тому +499

      Or tell him about Pete Tong, one of the greatest dj's.. Felt the bass through his feet :)

    • @user-px9nt7vn4i
      @user-px9nt7vn4i 4 роки тому +78

      He what now

    • @spoopyblogs1741
      @spoopyblogs1741 4 роки тому +258

      He had his hearing for the beginning of his career

    • @GalaxyDragonG
      @GalaxyDragonG 4 роки тому +482

      He went deaf after years of studying and playing music, he KNEW what sounds good and doesn't. He wasn't deaf from the start.

    • @ashildrtheswift3028
      @ashildrtheswift3028 4 роки тому +165

      Except that Beethoven wasn't deaf at the beginning of his career. He already knew how music worked

  • @oriedunn
    @oriedunn 5 років тому +2393

    HIS REACTION WHEN IT SAID 2 years later 😂😂😂

    • @rach3092
      @rach3092 5 років тому +45

      Literally mine when I watched it for the first time lamo I was like 'wait, what the fuck? so their Seniors or whatever all of a sudden?'

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 5 років тому +4

      @@rach3092 *Juniors but yeah

    • @susiewolf4318
      @susiewolf4318 5 років тому

      I cracked hard 😂

  • @michelleamador3136
    @michelleamador3136 2 роки тому +1

    19:02 THE JOY AND EXCITEMENT THAT POPPED INTO HIS EYES IS SCARY, ok but like same

  • @kaidencook3667
    @kaidencook3667 Рік тому +1

    i was in the marching band at my high school and every year on the first day of school we stood outside the front doors and played music as people walked in

  • @meghanb4838
    @meghanb4838 5 років тому +1775

    the fact that the only time Dylan remotely smiled was the fact that the girl almost got crushed by the elephant.. lmao

  • @elisebardot1315
    @elisebardot1315 5 років тому +1311

    the girl who played Jade is actually a good actress, she was Mona on Pretty Little Liars.

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 5 років тому +186

      and the older sister from to all the boys ive loved before

    • @dancerlegs09
      @dancerlegs09 5 років тому +67

      Dylan needs to watch Pretty Little Liars!!!

    • @SecondFloor2311
      @SecondFloor2311 5 років тому +31

      That's so true tho! It doesn't show too much in this movie unfortunately.
      And also… I WANTED HER TO SING MORE T_T she's such a great singer!
      But oh well, her role wouldn't allow it sadly...

    • @cael_aj
      @cael_aj 5 років тому +53

      The girl who played Sasha is the main character in Dear White People. Also a good actress. This movie's just poorly written.

    • @michellemarie1197
      @michellemarie1197 5 років тому +10

      And shes actually a good singer

  • @alyssadyson6316
    @alyssadyson6316 3 роки тому +2

    dylan's slow descent into despair is everything to me

  • @weirdnewjersey
    @weirdnewjersey 2 роки тому +3

    I saw this movie in theaters with my 3 friends and I remember nothing about the movie but we had the whole theatre to ourselves. Good times.

  • @aminaali139
    @aminaali139 5 років тому +2135

    Yasmin: Dylan are you kidding me?
    Dylan: Don’t say my name
    Yasmin: He probably hates me
    Dylan: I do hate you
    Me: Dying of laughter 😂😂😂

    • @Lily-qs5uv
      @Lily-qs5uv 5 років тому +2

      What the fluff video were you watching

    • @stevyers
      @stevyers 5 років тому +9

      @@Lily-qs5uv 13:36 you're welcome

    • @itsyazsi3
      @itsyazsi3 5 років тому +4

      😂

    • @Sagacypher
      @Sagacypher 5 років тому +11

      that was LITERALLY the best part im dying

  • @robynwilson9227
    @robynwilson9227 5 років тому +1573

    26 mins of Dylan not appreciating the cringiness of mid-2000s teen girl trends and the quality of iconically terrible 2000s chick flicks.

    • @missmangas7298
      @missmangas7298 5 років тому +32

      Bridemaids and the Devil wears Prada are better chick flicks movies than this, literally! Even the Barbie movies are better, i'm not joking! I rather watch Barbie Swan Lake or Fairytopia than this garbge movie X)

    • @allysilman1631
      @allysilman1631 5 років тому +10

      @@missmangas7298 in fairness, devil wears prada and bridesmaids are aimed at a slightly older demographic. Bratz was aimed at pre-teens, so naturally it's going to be extra cringy

    • @HahaBitch-fk3pi
      @HahaBitch-fk3pi 5 років тому

      Legally Blonde *who?*

    • @rosie8909
      @rosie8909 4 роки тому +1

      Is this Felix from Nowhere Boys in your Pic?

    • @robynwilson9227
      @robynwilson9227 4 роки тому +2

      Rosie yes, yes it is! ❤️

  • @allyssadanieli5951
    @allyssadanieli5951 3 роки тому +10

    A few of these girls actually have pretty good careers now. Everybody has to start somewhere🤷‍♀️

  • @taurunamedjade6389
    @taurunamedjade6389 3 роки тому +2

    thanks for watching, i reccomended it. jade is played by janel parish who is singing in the end credits. she actually went on to have a career such as her spectacular role as jenna in pretty little liars

  • @mitrazaker7483
    @mitrazaker7483 5 років тому +690

    Favorite joke? How the blonde kept being replaced by the stunt double

  • @Ziaberry
    @Ziaberry 5 років тому +498

    "Don't say my name."
    "He hates me!
    "I do hate you."

  • @kyalaz
    @kyalaz 9 місяців тому +1

    dylan, watching your videos while high is the funniest thing , thank you!

  • @yourfavoriteoompaloompa139
    @yourfavoriteoompaloompa139 3 роки тому +3

    I laughed from the beginning to end of this video so much my throat hurts😭, gotta love Dylan man 🥲

  • @bridgetgustafson6145
    @bridgetgustafson6145 4 роки тому +1585

    dylan: movie I will forgive your sins if she doesn’t throw her tray backwards
    the movie: I’m about to end this mans whole career

    • @sadboistorm2588
      @sadboistorm2588 3 роки тому +13

      me knowing she was about to throw her tray: 👁👄👁

    • @bestmyselfintheworld
      @bestmyselfintheworld 3 роки тому +3

      @@sadboistorm2588 and knowing this was about to turn into a cliche food fight scene

  • @KianJustSux
    @KianJustSux 5 років тому +963

    Imagine going from A Star Is Born to Bratz in two weeks

    • @shayleeholiday1408
      @shayleeholiday1408 5 років тому +2

      😂😂

    • @lord.ketzzle621
      @lord.ketzzle621 5 років тому +27

      It's basically my grades on the first day of school vs my grades two weeks into the year 😂

    • @mattnelson8407
      @mattnelson8407 4 роки тому +1

      The Great ParQur 😂😂😂😂

  • @SumaiyyahDaniels
    @SumaiyyahDaniels Рік тому +8

    Dylan should definitely watch Teen Beach Movie

  • @Kat-rw2fc
    @Kat-rw2fc 3 роки тому +4

    If I had a secret room, it would 100% be my reading/gaming room where no one could bother me

  • @Alex-oq1ub
    @Alex-oq1ub 5 років тому +1643

    The look on Dylan's face when not only does she throw her tray up in the air, but creates some weird ripple effect in which the OTHER girl throws her tray upwards and then rolls away in a trash can is my mood for 2019 so far.

  • @andreaprochowski4717
    @andreaprochowski4717 5 років тому +429

    I just realized that the Bratz movie is pretty much a discount Cheetah Girls

    • @andreavelez4968
      @andreavelez4968 5 років тому +5

      @@malayshahuston3411 yaaaaassss

    • @alexandrareid4100
      @alexandrareid4100 5 років тому +29

      Especially since the Chloe actress looks like Sabrina Bryan and has a similar story line

    • @mikayladanielle
      @mikayladanielle 5 років тому +33

      Alexandra Reid I didn't even notice that 😱😱 they're both white, blonde, and broke 😂😂😭

    • @andreaprochowski4717
      @andreaprochowski4717 5 років тому +9

      @@mikayladanielle I should not have laughed at your comment as much as I did.

    • @noemistephanie93
      @noemistephanie93 5 років тому +2

      @@mikayladanielle LMAO I never noticed that haha 😂 😂

  • @julietracy7507
    @julietracy7507 2 роки тому +3

    Thank you doing this as I would never have watched this. You’re hilarious.

  • @CAROLINA-hj8rl
    @CAROLINA-hj8rl 3 роки тому +7

    "I won't be late to school because I really care about it" is the only good thing about this movie- istg I laughed for 10min straight, I started coughing

  • @clarity1984
    @clarity1984 4 роки тому +1141

    The second the titles appear in Comic Sans you know it's time to turn that off.

  • @phantomfae5224
    @phantomfae5224 5 років тому +504

    "Dylan..."
    "don't say my name..."
    "...I think he hates me"
    "...I do."

  • @courtneykidder303
    @courtneykidder303 2 роки тому +4

    LOL the whole food fight and 11:56 or so. You're reaction! I died laughing. Physically couldn't stifle the laugh.

  • @ronnyjefferson8338
    @ronnyjefferson8338 Рік тому +5

    Wait are we just gnna gloss over the fact that Dylan (the movie character) briefly dropped the deaf act when Jade is tutoring the football players lmaoo like theres no way he heard or read her lips yet he answered the question quick asf