Okay so I saw a comment saying "Take a shot for every time Jeremy Renner is said in this video." I was bored and I wanted to know how much alcohol that would be. The average shot size in the US is between 1.25 and 1.5 fluid ounces, so I took the average of that to get 1.375. Jeremy Renner was said 82 times in the video, meaning that that would be 112.75 fluid ounces of alcohol. I'll assume that we're drinking shots of vodka, and the average vodka has about 40% alcohol content. This works out to 45.1 fluid ounces of alcohol. My next question is, would this give you alcohol poisoning? You know what, it definitely would. Let's just see if it would kill a person. So, it takes 5 to 8g/kg of alcohol to kill an adult. Converting fluid ounces to grams, we get roughly 1334 grams. That is nearly 3 pounds of alcohol. Assuming that you're a roughly average person of 60 kg, we get 22 grams per kilogram of alcohol. Even if we assume it would take the upper end of the lethal dose to kill you, that is enough alcohol to kill three people. So basically, you'd fucking die. I made this at 2am and I need to sleep.
So the Jeremy Renner App shut down because of a "sudden wave of internet trolls". I read some news articles but none of them mentioned Danny and Drew. We know better though.
@@mannequia8294 but he basically just used it to get fans to give him money! All the articles on it were like "the app was too wholesome to exist in this world" when it was literally just a money-making exercise. Drew got bloody scammed!
@@dionysusfilms165 Me emailing my teachers: hey I’ve been going through a lot of stuff at home. My mental health hasn’t been the best and we just experienced a death in the family. My dog died, my fridge burned, and my car fell into a sinkhole. I would appreciate it if you give me time to get caught up, as my house was abducted by mice and my school work is gone. Thank you for your understanding. My teacher emailing back: kk (sent from iPhone)
I think he could, but who really wants to call up Apple support and ask for a refund for the stars they bought on the recently shut-down Jeremy Renner app?
•SweetTea• True, but the scammy feel of the app makes me think Jeremy’s gonna try to keep as much money as he can... I think only the people who actually spent money on his vanity app can tell us for sure 😅
1:16 The fact that I'm just now realizing after 3 years that the two of them were saying 'Hawkeye' and not 'Hot guy' is so fucking funny to me. Deadass can't belive I never realized😭
i legitimately think that "is she still stuck in that well" is one of the funniest moments of all time. i have never seen drew make himself laugh before.
@@whokilledlizarra367 but I didn't say they couldn't laugh I'm just saying they most likely were not laughing that hard or maybe even not at all also there was no need for that rat emoji
From the BBC, “The app was shut down soon after Renner posted his message. In his apology, he said anyone who had bought some of the app's own-brand currency in the past 90 days would be refunded.” So Drew will be refunded lol
the impact of this video is so huge. people make jokes about this app every single time i see jeremy renner mentioned somewhere and it's been five entire years
In Light of recent news I think they owe Jeremy an apology. Looking back there were people genuinely interested in connecting with him that way and he vice versa.
@Chad Joke is that they would rather listen to their “favourite” star Jeremy Renner than helping Danny’s wore who has been stuck on the well for the past couple of days (based on Drew’s use if past tense “she’s _still_ stuck.” Hope this helped
The fact that both Danny and Drew weren't thrown off by the fact that the Justin bieber app first asked pretty women to join then asked for a picture without permission is so stupidly hilarious
I love how it says that sexy girls or justin beiber fans could go on a date with him, which implies that sexy girls would want to date him even if they weren't a fan of him It also implies that male fans could go on a date with him, yay pride
yeah it's incredibly like creepy of that app to be all "hey sexy girls pls download" and then have just NO privacy. not even a "hey can we pls access your camera" to pretend to be legit with
You can’t tell me that Jeremy Renner can go home every night, tuck himself in and turn off the light- to then fall asleep knowing that THAT app is in the AppStore.
A deep fake or just ripped an intro to his snapchat.... It's been out since 2017. The company producing it, escapex limited, has just repeated the same formula and mass-produced it for a bunch of B grade actors and comedians.... The money would be going to the company that's listed it, not Renner.
11:30 will never fail to make me laugh. Danny convolutedly explaining how vision works and then Drew just saying, “We want your eyeballs to eat our skin” is just hilarious
@@OmegaRejectz Just so you know that's not how ownership works. He owns the app regardless. Creating doesn't equal ownership. One doesn't influence the other. People own things that others make and people make things that others own all the time. Walmart owns the clothing they pay to have made in China - the makers (Not Walmart - different company) only make a tiny fraction of the money Walmart makes from selling the merch. People own animals, houses, pictures, UA-cam channels/websites/apps, medicine, etc. The app is his either way because he is the reason it exists. That's why it's correct to say "_____ made it" regardless.
Lmao I looked on his insta remembering this video and it was him singing and I couldn't stop laughing but damn it was funny. I know its disrespectful but goodness
I would describe it as “the last Nickelback fan” or “someone who’s desperately trying to be on the early 2000’s Spiderman soundtrack”. I dunno, I just get the vibe that this man sleeps or has once slept on hot wheels bedding.
If you did your research you know it was taken down because of trolls pretending to be him that started before this video what really makes me angry is Greg is supposed to be a family yet you guys were extremely rude to the people in that app I was ashamed to be a Greg
Yeah I just read an article about how he's possibly will never walks again and although it's sad what happened to him my mind immediately went to this video🤣🤦🏻♀️
He is rich enough to pay US medical bills and take a medical retirement. That is a blessing. The majority of people in his situation would be worrying about medical debt and how to work to survive, and stress worsens physical illness and injury. It's expensive to be disabled and chronically ill in this country. Source: am a poor disabled US American
Ik this is a joke, but you should c him with the rest of the Avengers cast in the videos on yt. Seriously, the ones with Paul Rudd and him are literally the best and are hilarious. And it might seem like he has like no energy in anything bc he has “resting murder face”. Here you go: ua-cam.com/video/BVoXgn8DtgY/v-deo.html And FYI, I am truly Greg, but I’m also a HUGE marvel fan whose fav character is Hawkeye, and I like love the whole cast so like...🤷🏻♀️
Imagine starting to see someone and having a really great time getting to know them, then seeing notification from the Jeremy Renner app on their phone
You guys are fools , you are making Jeremy more powerful ..... I once foolishly liked a photo 100 times , and he personally came to my house and devoured my mother . His power is unstoppable .
They're laughing so much in this video it's making me giggle like mad everytime I watch this. I like watching it on a tense day because I need the laugh, always works.
Almost 3 years later, I finally figured it out. On 12:45, you can see at the bottom that it says "1 superstar = 10 stars". So, the reason the number that appears in the "leaderboard" is 10x less than what you spent in stars is that it's counting in "superstars", which is almost impossible to tell from the symbol because it's just a star
@@cleo5090 I think- though i never had the app, so maybe im wrong- but you like it once and that counts as a star, but to boost that post even more youll have to use/convert to superstars?? which just means youre spending 10x your stars- so confusing, i spent too much time trying to figure this out even tho the app is gone lmaooo
There is no way that these apps aren't designed to scam the disabled and mentally ill. I am developmentally disabled / neurodivergent (ADHD + autism), and my instinct has always been to take people at their word. I have learned the hard way that people lie and manipulate. A LOT. But there are still many ND people in the world who haven't learned that lesson, and some never will. Not all brains are capable of understanding the difference between words and intentions. The difference between a celebrity saying they care about their fans and a celebrity performing actions that show they care. I also have dyscalculia, and there are so many numbers in João's post that it just washes over my brain like a wave. It's like trying to read something written in a language I don't understand. Historically, society always blames the victims. How could we be so naive? How could we be so trusting? How could we be so stupid? Some people are stupid. Any smart person can become stupid after a traumatic brain injury or neurological illness. Society needs to stop blaming us (ableism) and start blaming the scammers (accountability).
jeremy is asking to be bullied by the whole of society for having a direct role in creating and advertising this app. inane and predatory business practices like this should be bullied.
i love videos that don't feel like videos, and just feel like you're hanging out with your friends who are way cooler and funnier than yourself lol. that's how all the kurtis/danny/drew collabs feel, and i think it's why im rewatching so many of them during quarantine O_O ... but they're also all just really funny videos made my really funny people and im just some guy on the internet so really idk but i completely agree lmao
@@c1nnamodoll i completely agree!! there's a sense of closeness by watching these types of "hangout" style videos lol, its very entertaining but intimate at the same time ??
@Saorla Rodger , it's not one manager, it's an entire company called Escapex. Their business model is to turn fans into money (aka, "monetize social engagement"). They have created over 350 celebrity apps, including apps for Amber Rose, Akon, Dita Von Teese, Enrique Iglesias, Ricky Martin, and numerous Bollywood stars. The Jeremy Renner app is just the only one that got any broader media attention.
@@Naokarma , I don't think anyone else who has an app like this is as famous as Jeremy Renner. At least not in US/Western markets; I can't speak to Bollywood film stars.
*tear rolls down cheek* That was the deepest, most profound, most inspirational quote I've ever heard. It's a metaphor for if we don't download his app and don't connect with him, WE ARE NOTHING.
so... i was definitely expecting the Jeremy Renner app to be, like, fan-made. so imagine my surprise when the video started of him explaining, straight faced, why he created his own social media app
@@foggy1646 , I doubt that since Renner was 100% definitely involved with the app. It was called Jeremy Renner Official, created by the company Escapex which has made hundreds of similar apps for other stars. If you look up news about the app, everything describes Renner as being directly involved. Why would Escapex create a time-consuming deepfake video when they have direct access to Jeremy Renner? Isn't it more likely that the video is low quality, with the audio slightly out of sync?
I feel so bad for him but also the second I heard about the accident I said "BUT THE LEGACY OF JEREMY RENNER APP?!" VERY loud to my father who just looked at me like 🤨
I keep forgetting it exists. I'll watch all their videos together frequently but forget about this one for some reason. So when I think of it it's like a nice surprise😁😂
Been missing this duo lately. I feel really lucky to have been able to see their live show with my sister. I laughed so much, and it was nothing like what I expected, in the best way.
Ok but real talk: did the beiber dating app genuinely not ask permission to access your photos? That's SUPER shady... its an app marketed to young girls by what sounds like a dude (else why specifically say "and sexy girls"??), and it doesn't ask for permission but obviously still accesses your camera roll. So its possible that some filthy dude somewhere is probably compiling a huge stockpile of pictures ranging from weirdly pervy to straight up cp from this app. Wtf.
I love how uncomfortable Drew looks every time Danny mentions how weird it would be to spend money on the Jeremy Renner app before revealing that he spent $47 on the Jeremy Renner app
2:35 ble-break 6:47 let danny and drew be jeremy lee renner for halloween! 7:25 no shower videos :( 8:02 laura’s still stuck in the well 11:36 😥 11:49 😰 12:05 drew waiting to reveal he spent $47 on the app 15:33 danny looking like he wants to die while drew rocks out 16:01 oh my GAWD! 18:25 🖕 18:46 danny aggressively nodding 20:08 danny and drew’s amazing laughing 20:19 part 2 20:49 part 3 21:37 great danny face 22:34 drew’s face and the background music
it is so fucking hilarious to think about what it must feel like to open an email from your husband just to see a picture of him, his friend and justin bieber in a crop box
one of my fav things about this video is that danny’s hand in the thumbnail looks like drew’s, as if he’s dramatically draping his hand across his chest. it’s perfect.
Happy to be truly G
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Nice.
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Snuggles are the best 🤗
Drew Gooden TRUE
Hi Drew
ikr
they sure are Danny
Ofc they are. Especially if your snuggle partner is Danny 😏
"She's still stuck in that well" was so random that Danny couldn't even go along with the joke without breaking character. I love these two.
@V_0_l_c_a_n_0 2000 Same :D
Hecking Bamboozled 1000th like :’)
Oh so that’s what he said 😭😭
whats the time stamp?
@@lorraine7188 8:04
The sentence "Did he do much? No, but he was there" basically sums up my entire existence in a nutshell
Can heavily relate
It hurts to admit, but I relate.
i dont like your profile picture
@@liverskins that's fair, it's quite an old drawing 👍👍
just like me fr 😩💀🔥💯
the best part about drew saying “marvel 3” is that the third avengers is infinity war. the literal only avengers movie jeremy renner wasn’t in.
i didn't realise he wasn't on that movie hahah
@@vhenan that's how significant his presence is in all the movies he was in
@@rodsaghosh7208 yet they lost when he wasn't there
That part was so funny!!
@@marvthemartian001 What's he gonna do, throw his bow at Thanos???
"Are we gonna date Justin Bieber? Isn't he married?"
Aren't you both married?
Caro FC yeah to Justin Bieber
it cancels out
@@Sam-wr7kg yeah
If you have a chance to date Justin Bieber, you take it.
Oh I’m sure that their wives are okay with it. 😂
Drew, saying that his music was like “if a marvel actor covered an imagine dragons song” was a
PERFECT.
description.
I actually thought Jeremy Renner was the singer for Imagine Dragons.
Liam 9001 never disrespect Dan Reynolds like that ever again
Reynolds isn't a very good vocalist@@riley9183
literally any marvel actor covering an imagine dragons song would give the same result
I love how the app description tells you about Jeremy Renner, like you would actively seek out this app with no idea who he was
Okay so I saw a comment saying "Take a shot for every time Jeremy Renner is said in this video." I was bored and I wanted to know how much alcohol that would be. The average shot size in the US is between 1.25 and 1.5 fluid ounces, so I took the average of that to get 1.375. Jeremy Renner was said 82 times in the video, meaning that that would be 112.75 fluid ounces of alcohol. I'll assume that we're drinking shots of vodka, and the average vodka has about 40% alcohol content. This works out to 45.1 fluid ounces of alcohol. My next question is, would this give you alcohol poisoning? You know what, it definitely would. Let's just see if it would kill a person. So, it takes 5 to 8g/kg of alcohol to kill an adult. Converting fluid ounces to grams, we get roughly 1334 grams. That is nearly 3 pounds of alcohol. Assuming that you're a roughly average person of 60 kg, we get 22 grams per kilogram of alcohol. Even if we assume it would take the upper end of the lethal dose to kill you, that is enough alcohol to kill three people. So basically, you'd fucking die. I made this at 2am and I need to sleep.
*shhh, you can rest now.*
Also the comment you're talking about is literally right above you for me XD
@The Black Crayon what do you need?
@Candice Pillot *oof*
einstein is QUAKING
@@miastabliod5793 top 10 mathmaticians Einstein was afraid to diss
ive heard ‘jeremy renner’ so much in this video it doesn’t even sound like words anymore
whataniceduck ! Lmaooo
It ended up sounding like jeraee reno to me
Tudfuddtidtu
But it’s not a word
At this point I only hear Jerny æner
I met my wife on the Jeremy Renner app, thank you for bringing this to the public attention
does your wife happen to be Jeremy Renner?
@@theorange7564 yes
Congrats! Match made in Jeremy Renner Heaven.
Did Jeremy Renner write this comment
Don’t do that. Don’t give us hope
this video is what having a hyperfixation feels like
If a third party made a jerma app theyd make so much money that twitch page has autistics stuffed tohether like sardines
Literally
omg right
I'm having a hyperfixation on guns right now, and this video is what it feels like
real
So the Jeremy Renner App shut down because of a "sudden wave of internet trolls". I read some news articles but none of them mentioned Danny and Drew. We know better though.
Ruined 499 likes
One of them was Stefan Heck from Go Off Kings, you can see one of his comment at 16:28
That's funny but also actually kind of awful
The soft-scary part of the internet...
@@mannequia8294 but he basically just used it to get fans to give him money! All the articles on it were like "the app was too wholesome to exist in this world" when it was literally just a money-making exercise. Drew got bloody scammed!
This is the most chaotic I’ve ever seen danny and drew
Kellen Luc ikr
Are they actually ok
I guess theyre stressed bc of the tour or something but idk
Your profile picture is the evil penguin from Wallace and Grommet with a gun
@@summer_billo1377 lmaoo
Drew actually does completely seem like the type of guy that would own/use a unicycle as his primary means of transportation
Young Pastrami this is spot on but i can't explain why
LOL
Yo, remember diggin’ holes?
Bob
Literally spongebob
anyone else think it’s absolutely terrifying that an app that specifically asks for “sexy girls” to download it doesn’t ask for photo permissions???
ew omg ur so right
Not really /lh
no but that was literally my first thought like ur camera is probably recording the entire time onto some weird guys hard drive
An app on the ios App Store can’t just access the camera or gallery without asking for permission
@@holasenorita it literally did
this is the most i’ve heard about jeremy renner in my whole life
kailey rojas 555th like
Trippa Mazing no one cares Trippa
Hawkeye is my favorite character soooooo
Dekunt 🖕
i didnt even know who he was lmao
Fan: *pours out heart to Jeremy Renner*
Jeremy Renner: "k" - sent from my IPhone
"Jeremy i wanna kiss your liver"
"k"
Talking to teachers be like
@@dionysusfilms165
Me emailing my teachers: hey I’ve been going through a lot of stuff at home. My mental health hasn’t been the best and we just experienced a death in the family. My dog died, my fridge burned, and my car fell into a sinkhole. I would appreciate it if you give me time to get caught up, as my house was abducted by mice and my school work is gone. Thank you for your understanding.
My teacher emailing back: kk (sent from iPhone)
Sounds like you're having fun
@@nah5986 ugh don’t you hate it when your house gets abducted by mice?
Apparently this app shut down and Jeremy said anyone who bought stars in the past 90 days would get a refund, so I wonder if Drew got his $46.99 back?
rpandya97
Someone should find a way to ask him.
I think he could, but who really wants to call up Apple support and ask for a refund for the stars they bought on the recently shut-down Jeremy Renner app?
I wonder if that includes the stars he already used though
@@JBC352 Maybe. Because he still bought all of the stars. It said how many he bought, not how many are in his account.
•SweetTea• True, but the scammy feel of the app makes me think Jeremy’s gonna try to keep as much money as he can... I think only the people who actually spent money on his vanity app can tell us for sure 😅
1:16 The fact that I'm just now realizing after 3 years that the two of them were saying 'Hawkeye' and not 'Hot guy' is so fucking funny to me. Deadass can't belive I never realized😭
Did… did you just made me realize that AFTER 3 YEAR?!?!? …I find out from the comments. 💀
wait what the fuck fr?????????
DBSHHSHAB I THOUGHT THE SAME THING UNTIL LAST YEAR OMG
That’s ok! You’re just a goodtimeswithscar fan now 😂
THEY'RE SAYING HAWKEYE?????
i legitimately think that "is she still stuck in that well" is one of the funniest moments of all time. i have never seen drew make himself laugh before.
I think about it at least once per day 😭
that was clearly improvised and it crosses my mind daily.
When was that again?
Edit: Found it. It's at 8:02
ik it’s a reference to something/a different video but i forgot 😭
was that a reference ?
This whole time, I thought when Drew said “Hey Guy” he was making a joke, but he was talking to one guy...his favorite guy...Jeremy Renner
Omg😭😂😂😂
jeremy renner is.... inevitable
@@sincerelyysatori let's be real you weren't actually laughing that hard
Bunny Funny Rat 🐀 damn let the person laugh like there’s no tomorrow
@@whokilledlizarra367 but I didn't say they couldn't laugh I'm just saying they most likely were not laughing that hard or maybe even not at all also there was no need for that rat emoji
From the BBC,
“The app was shut down soon after Renner posted his message.
In his apology, he said anyone who had bought some of the app's own-brand currency in the past 90 days would be refunded.”
So Drew will be refunded lol
But Drew didn't pay for the stars in the past 90 days, so in other words he won't be refunded.
@@elikayle3624 incorrect, he will b refunded cos it was in the past 90 days
@@intisarchauhan5411 Oh wait, I read the comment wrong. Srry
@@elikayle3624 no worries lol
Will he lmao
the impact of this video is so huge. people make jokes about this app every single time i see jeremy renner mentioned somewhere and it's been five entire years
In Light of recent news I think they owe Jeremy an apology. Looking back there were people genuinely interested in connecting with him that way and he vice versa.
@@Stane686kwha are u sayun
I heard about it from Robert Evans on Behind the Bastards. Lol. Is I wonder if there is any cross pollination
@@Stane686kUh, no. Him doing good things doesn’t take back genuine criticism and comedy over his app and music and all that? 😅
REAL
I don't think I've ever heard Danny or Drew laugh like that and I'm so happy I just did
❤️❤️❤️
I’m so happy that your happy.
_Jeremy Renner sent you a new message:_
*k*
@@netherwolf100 🤗
Yeah ,because Amanda died in a war in Afghanistan ❤️❤️❤️
Make it past level 2 and you’re legally Jeremy Renner
@Matthew Rotondi make it past level 2000 and you're legally the soul stone
Matthew Rotondi haha thanks for playing along 😊
Make it past level 20,000 and you’re legally scammed
And make it to level 5 and your legally dolifan man and Jeremy Renners “BEST FRIEND”
@@beansbeans5695 Make it to level 10 and you are legally Varlie
"Oh no, just a bunch of texts from my wife"
"She's still stuck in that well?"
UNDERAPRECIATED JOKE
I liked how Danny tried to play along but it took him by surprise so he had to laugh.
What?
Alex Covington was it a reference to another video or just them being random lol I’m so confused
I don’t understand this joke and it makes me wanna be together sad
@Chad
Joke is that they would rather listen to their “favourite” star Jeremy Renner than helping Danny’s wore who has been stuck on the well for the past couple of days (based on
Drew’s use if past tense “she’s _still_ stuck.”
Hope this helped
The fact that both Danny and Drew weren't thrown off by the fact that the Justin bieber app first asked pretty women to join then asked for a picture without permission is so stupidly hilarious
Yeah that part made me side eye that app 🤨🤔
We can't forget Danny and Drew are the *most* pretty women on planet earth
I love how it says that sexy girls or justin beiber fans could go on a date with him, which implies that sexy girls would want to date him even if they weren't a fan of him
It also implies that male fans could go on a date with him, yay pride
yeah it's incredibly like creepy of that app to be all "hey sexy girls pls download" and then have just NO privacy. not even a "hey can we pls access your camera" to pretend to be legit with
@@fivebatsinatrenchcoat EULA :D
I got Eula on her banner recently 😆
(I know, nothing to do with a weird app)
My kid in 2030: Mom how did you meet dad?
Me: Well it all stared when I downloaded the Jeremy Renner App
😂
The how I met your mother reboot sounds great
🤣👌
*Staring intensifies*
I'm not joking I'm wheezing-
Is everybody ignoring that drew gooden is officially jeremy renner’s #1 fan
Ruby
nobody cries
the #1 fan is different on each photo so I think he is only the #1 fan of that photo
@@evebroadbent7125 correcto
Who's jeremy renner, all I kno is drew gooden
You can’t tell me that Jeremy Renner can go home every night, tuck himself in and turn off the light- to then fall asleep knowing that THAT app is in the AppStore.
I'd wager he has no idea the app exists,it looks like the classic scam app.
@@thisiscait It's so shady but he made that video introducing it, idk
@@cathiz3387 shiiii u right dawg, the audio was a little ahead of the video too
I mean I don’t think he has promoted the app at all, so that means he has no idea that this app exists.
A deep fake or just ripped an intro to his snapchat.... It's been out since 2017. The company producing it, escapex limited, has just repeated the same formula and mass-produced it for a bunch of B grade actors and comedians.... The money would be going to the company that's listed it, not Renner.
"this is my comfort video" this is not just your comfort video. this is OUR comfort video
i love how there’s actual fans on the jeremy renner app complaining about this video LMAO
Really
KAKA
you're one of them aren't u
😂
ayana omg yes
I love how they burst out laughing at wide Bieber
w i d e b i e b e r
ngl that literally made me laugh harder than i have in months
therapist: wide bieber isn’t real he can’t hurt you
wide bieber:
i remember first watching that and laughing harder than i had in actual months. this is still my favorite video after 2 years lmfao
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*Breaking news: Florida man unicycles to Danny Gonzalez's house to complain about Jeremy Renner*
Idk seems legit
WOW REALLY!?
lili stuff YEAH!!!!!
It’s funny because he’s LITERALLY a Florida man. Except he doesn’t exactly fit the part...kinda
🤣🤣🤣👍👍👍
Off topic, but Danny's genuine laugh is absolutely adorable
Edit: "oH aSsiSTaNt!"
frrr
@anjali5741 yesss
@Anjali theres is no way people think that shit is adorable 💀
theres is no way people think that shitty laugh is adorable 💀
it is
Fan: *writes out 52 pages of why they love Jeremy renner*
Jeremy renner: 🙃
"Busy promoting this weekend."
👌
"k"
🤗
haha!😜😇
so amanda's in afghanistan and laura is stuck in a well?
And the problem is?
amber so sad
And Drew and Danny are just chilling.... what if they.... never mind... unless 😜
Meanwhile they’re going on dates with Justin Bieber as if everything is fine.
Laura says she is stuck in the well but she is really on a secret mission trying to find Amanda in Afghanistan. The well is a coverup.
Jeremy Renner does not sound like a name anymore. It’s now just Jeremy Renner
It has become a state of being.
Jeremy Renner
(Past Tense: Jeremy Renner)
Definition: Jeremy Renner
Synonyms: Hawkeye
Antonym:
*Robert Downey Jr.*
Germany Renter
j e r e m y r e n n e r
why is that so scarily true
11:30 will never fail to make me laugh. Danny convolutedly explaining how vision works and then Drew just saying, “We want your eyeballs to eat our skin” is just hilarious
The Jeremy Renner app isn’t my favorite app on my phone
But it’s there
Dearth of Doohickey’s it’s very necessary
*its there*
Lmaoo
Lol
Only in case of emergency
I’ve heard the words Jeremy renner so much in the last 20 minutes his name doesn’t sound real anymore
Play the game in the description..
Poo
This is called semantic satiation and can happen with pretty much any word. Repeat it long enough and it feels like it doesn't mean anything anymore.
@@Idontliveformyself mkay
Idontliveformyself that’s neat
I literally choked when Drew said he spent $47💀and you're telling me Jeremey Renner genuinely knows about and endorses this app I can't
he made it 😂
NotMN 420th like! Because I don’t know what Jeremy.R was smoking when he came up with this...
@@OmegaRejectz Just so you know that's not how ownership works. He owns the app regardless. Creating doesn't equal ownership. One doesn't influence the other. People own things that others make and people make things that others own all the time.
Walmart owns the clothing they pay to have made in China - the makers (Not Walmart - different company) only make a tiny fraction of the money Walmart makes from selling the merch. People own animals, houses, pictures, UA-cam channels/websites/apps, medicine, etc. The app is his either way because he is the reason it exists. That's why it's correct to say "_____ made it" regardless.
Danni Masters Studio He didn’t make the app, he just owns it. They are two seperate things.
12:02 Drews smirk when Danny is talking about who would spend money on the app 💀
I dont want to ruin the 666 🤗
@@crwmother1576Don’t worry, I did 😈
When u described his music as “someone from marvel covering an imagine dragons song,” I’m like, why is that so fricking accurate 😂
Lmao I looked on his insta remembering this video and it was him singing and I couldn't stop laughing but damn it was funny. I know its disrespectful but goodness
I would describe it as “the last Nickelback fan” or “someone who’s desperately trying to be on the early 2000’s Spiderman soundtrack”. I dunno, I just get the vibe that this man sleeps or has once slept on hot wheels bedding.
Fricking? Grow up
Kukyri pardon? Is it so wrong I don’t like cussing like a sailor? U live ur life I’ll live mine
Madsen Productions I also use fricking because I don’t like cursing.
I’d like to think that this video is the sole reason why the app is now being taken down
Rose D woah no more Jeremy rennet? That’s wack
Sameeeee
As soon as I found out the app closed down I thought back to this video lol
If you did your research you know it was taken down because of trolls pretending to be him that started before this video what really makes me angry is Greg is supposed to be a family yet you guys were extremely rude to the people in that app I was ashamed to be a Greg
Same!
This app sounds like purgatory, you can only look at a decently well known actor, and your only options are to give him money, and look at him.
Alek M. Omg one more like until a hundred lol
(I was 99th)
you nailed it, this is exactly what it feels like
what else do you need
Indeed
Don't forget throwing money to him.
I hope the money that Drew gave to Jeremy can pay his hospital bill from the snow plow accident.
Yeah I just read an article about how he's possibly will never walks again and although it's sad what happened to him my mind immediately went to this video🤣🤦🏻♀️
i'm so glad i'm not the only person thinking back to this video after seeing stuff about his accident (and for some reason i found it funny)
He is rich enough to pay US medical bills and take a medical retirement.
That is a blessing. The majority of people in his situation would be worrying about medical debt and how to work to survive, and stress worsens physical illness and injury.
It's expensive to be disabled and chronically ill in this country.
Source: am a poor disabled US American
@@AuDHDarling yeah rich people got it good 😭
LMFAOOOO
I feel like they’re both funny on their own but 2x funnier together 👬
They are too powerful
Uhhh...I’m confused, there’s only one person in this video
And if you add Kurtis Conner you get the “Unstoppable Trio”
Judy Barazi oh, you’re right. 😨
The emoji is that "2 justin biber"????
Jeremy Renner has the energy of just eternally sitting at a bar and eating buffalo wings, not even necessarily getting drinks just wings
i dont cry
im cackling cause i can see it so clearly
@@folddealfeal2740 bars
Sipping on a single beer and finishing half of it in 3 hours and 12 minutes then going home to his very white but chill enough family.
Ik this is a joke, but you should c him with the rest of the Avengers cast in the videos on yt. Seriously, the ones with Paul Rudd and him are literally the best and are hilarious. And it might seem like he has like no energy in anything bc he has “resting murder face”.
Here you go: ua-cam.com/video/BVoXgn8DtgY/v-deo.html
And FYI, I am truly Greg, but I’m also a HUGE marvel fan whose fav character is Hawkeye, and I like love the whole cast so like...🤷🏻♀️
Imagine going on your friend’s phone and seeing notifications from their Jeremy Renner app
Imagine starting to see someone and having a really great time getting to know them, then seeing notification from the Jeremy Renner app on their phone
Omg ❤ friendship goalsssss 😝😍😍😍😍 #Jeremy #JeremyRenner #Hawkeyefan #fanfic #bieber
Well... ain't my friend anymore
Going from friend to BEST friend
Clare Ellen I’d elope
i was watching this when jeremy got into the snow plow accident so i feel like i caused it
This has me weeping oh my gosh ☠️‼️
LMFAO
BRUH 😭
BROOKE WHAT HAVE YOU DONE
@@kellygreen7236 IM SORRY KELLY
You guys are fools , you are making Jeremy more powerful ..... I once foolishly liked a photo 100 times , and he personally came to my house and devoured my mother . His power is unstoppable .
Jeremy fucking Renner
krux3nn ftw I mean if he will come to my house...
krux3nn ftw i liked his photo 1000 times and he made my city sink into the ground
He is... inevitable.
I'm so jealous 😥
You have such a natural chemistry with yourself.
This is so underrated
I had to break the 169, im sorry :(
@@micahguillemette3344 unforgiven
something happened at nuclear fusion plant and this greg was never the same
underrated
I am a certified
G
G R E
This 👍
Certified freak? 7 days a week?
@@Pinnie06 WAP MAKE THAT PULL OUT GAME WEAK
@@kyontraire worship and prayer
geh... greh
this was the beginning catalyst to Drew buying random useless garbage
Breaking News: Florida man unicycles through hurricane to reach home
Can't wait to hear all the FL Man Hurricane stories soon
I think I’ve gone insane laughing at this comment 😂
Ok
Drew is a man? K.... thought he was dat boi. With that unicycle and all.
@@mattatk92 Same.
I regularly re-watch this just to experience the most chaotic energy Drew and Danny have ever exhibited
They're laughing so much in this video it's making me giggle like mad everytime I watch this. I like watching it on a tense day because I need the laugh, always works.
I feel like the Getting Sent To The Principal’s Office video is also up there
the Justin Bieber part where Danny is crying because he's uncontrollably squeak laughing gets me every time
same,
Lucky for you they have multiple videos together and even went on tour together.
So my rather neutral opinion of Jeremy Renner has gone down.
@aaronsdavis try again lmao
You mean up, I’m a super fan now
@aaronsdavis you can edit comments
@@fungling7982 r/woooosh
why? im genuinely asking because i don't really get whats all that bad about the app, as ridiculous as it is lol
According to the new Disney data leak, this app was removed because it was perceived as an existential threat to Disney+
rewatched because of this 😅
Are you fr ???
i’m not gonna fact check this i’m choosing to believe it
Almost 3 years later, I finally figured it out. On 12:45, you can see at the bottom that it says "1 superstar = 10 stars". So, the reason the number that appears in the "leaderboard" is 10x less than what you spent in stars is that it's counting in "superstars", which is almost impossible to tell from the symbol because it's just a star
can you do anything with the regular stars?
@@cleo5090 I think- though i never had the app, so maybe im wrong- but you like it once and that counts as a star, but to boost that post even more youll have to use/convert to superstars?? which just means youre spending 10x your stars- so confusing, i spent too much time trying to figure this out even tho the app is gone lmaooo
yeehaw
There is no way that these apps aren't designed to scam the disabled and mentally ill.
I am developmentally disabled / neurodivergent (ADHD + autism), and my instinct has always been to take people at their word.
I have learned the hard way that people lie and manipulate. A LOT.
But there are still many ND people in the world who haven't learned that lesson, and some never will. Not all brains are capable of understanding the difference between words and intentions. The difference between a celebrity saying they care about their fans and a celebrity performing actions that show they care.
I also have dyscalculia, and there are so many numbers in João's post that it just washes over my brain like a wave. It's like trying to read something written in a language I don't understand.
Historically, society always blames the victims. How could we be so naive? How could we be so trusting? How could we be so stupid?
Some people are stupid. Any smart person can become stupid after a traumatic brain injury or neurological illness.
Society needs to stop blaming us (ableism) and start blaming the scammers (accountability).
I'm so glad I read the comments on that screenshot
time for my monthly rewatch of drew and danny bullying jeremy renner
jeremy is asking to be bullied by the whole of society for having a direct role in creating and advertising this app. inane and predatory business practices like this should be bullied.
hi
@@user-ui8xf6nw8o hello
@@frida9039 it's me
@@NahNoWayy how is it predatory? Sorry I don’t know much about the app
Legend has it, Danny’s wife is still stuck in that well.
ApolloNui and justin is still stuck in the cage
laura
Lol
no one else like this
it’s at 420
Every time you visit the well you can hear a faint voice saying "hey Greg"
i haven’t laughed so hard since you scrolled down to the email you sent Amanda and the border was still around JB
same, it’s my favorite moment from the video and it gets me every time 😭🤣
my favorite thing about this app is that the replies by “jeremy renner” are absolutely 100% some unpaid intern
I love how they just start dying laughing at the Justin bieber thing like two friends just hanging out
I mean, they are literally just two friends hanging out
I was gonna like but ur at 420
Ollie! at the disco no they ain’t lol, it’s just Danny doing some editing haha I was fooled at first woo but yeah
i love videos that don't feel like videos, and just feel like you're hanging out with your friends who are way cooler and funnier than yourself lol. that's how all the kurtis/danny/drew collabs feel, and i think it's why im rewatching so many of them during quarantine O_O
...
but they're also all just really funny videos made my really funny people and im just some guy on the internet so really idk but i completely agree lmao
@@c1nnamodoll i completely agree!! there's a sense of closeness by watching these types of "hangout" style videos lol, its very entertaining but intimate at the same time ??
*Me deleting the app realizing there will be no shower vids of Jeremy Renner*
right what a ripoff 🙄
Yeah I agree what's the point of an app where we can't see him in the shower
Wow 2.1k likes and 3 replies
because of you, our beloved Jeremy has been in a snow plow accident. I hope youre happy.
im crying at this
LMAOOOO
🤗
@@annoyingkid48promoting all weekend
Wait, so you guys aren't the same person, but you're both Jeremy Renner? Seems Legit.
🤧
🤔
F
This is a classic case of a 50 yr old manager telling a 40 yr old client that he needs an app, because apps are all the craze.
@Saorla Rodger , it's not one manager, it's an entire company called Escapex.
Their business model is to turn fans into money (aka, "monetize social engagement").
They have created over 350 celebrity apps, including apps for Amber Rose, Akon, Dita Von Teese, Enrique Iglesias, Ricky Martin, and numerous Bollywood stars.
The Jeremy Renner app is just the only one that got any broader media attention.
@@AuDHDarling 350, How the hell did this not get more attention until so recently? And why is there nobody else talking about it?
@@Naokarma , I don't think anyone else who has an app like this is as famous as Jeremy Renner. At least not in US/Western markets; I can't speak to Bollywood film stars.
@@AuDHDarling Sure, but with that many, you'd expect a news headline or two about something like this.
@@AuDHDarling Ypu could speak to them if you downloaded their apps! (and paid them money)
GRᴳE : the fastest growing army on the internet
hA
elixir that’s what we are
Meme.queen93 MA’AM WE ARE A ARMY A FAMILY BUT NOT A FANDOM
Luna Toons touché.
Look up “who is the fastest growing army”, and the first thing that pops up is Greg. Finally something the Internet is right about
danny and drew laughing at an edited picture of them still never fails to make me laugh, even after 2/3 years
the energy when Drew screamed "FUCK!" upon learning that Jeremy wasn't going to be sharing any pics from the shower was so genuinely raw lmfao
That was the part i lost it
DELETE THE APP
I mean it makes sense. He gave Jeremy $47 worth of stars for crying out loud 😩
@@reaperluvr6984 47 is more than enough for a high quality Jeremy Renner only fans subscription
Who’s drew? That’s Danny
if a tree falls in the forest and jeremy renner isn't around to hear it, does it make a sound?
FTL radiation no it does not obviously
Just look for a while. He’s probably there somewhere.
FTL radiation oh my god DEH yesss
piece of shit
*tear rolls down cheek*
That was the deepest, most profound, most inspirational quote I've ever heard. It's a metaphor for if we don't download his app and don't connect with him, WE ARE NOTHING.
so... i was definitely expecting the Jeremy Renner app to be, like, fan-made. so imagine my surprise when the video started of him explaining, straight faced, why he created his own social media app
Not 100% sure, but I think it's A deep-fake
The sound doesn't always link to what his lips are doing
@@foggy1646 yeah it's called audio sync problems that doesn't magically make it a deep fake you tin hat freak
@@foggy1646 , I doubt that since Renner was 100% definitely involved with the app.
It was called Jeremy Renner Official, created by the company Escapex which has made hundreds of similar apps for other stars.
If you look up news about the app, everything describes Renner as being directly involved.
Why would Escapex create a time-consuming deepfake video when they have direct access to Jeremy Renner?
Isn't it more likely that the video is low quality, with the audio slightly out of sync?
For attention
Revisiting this video after Jeremy Renner got run over by a snowplow.
okay but why did i not know that until from this COMMENT WHAT THE HELL ???? HE BROKE 30 FUCKING BONES?????????
I feel so bad for him but also the second I heard about the accident I said "BUT THE LEGACY OF JEREMY RENNER APP?!" VERY loud to my father who just looked at me like 🤨
@@Batmantherealbatman 💀💀
the entire time i thought you were saying “jeremy hot guy renner” and i just realized it was actually hawk eye
holy shit same. i didn't even consider he said hawkeye, thanks stranger B:)
🤣sameee!!!
The first time I heard Hawkeye, the second time I heard Hot Guy. I started to question myself.
ZielonaPastela same 😭 i don’t even trust myself anymore
D:
I’m sorry but the Justin Bieber end bit had me crying, i haven’t seen anything that funny in a while
fucking same i was dying
Let's hand in hand in street together!!!!
I was imagining Amanda's face and it made me crack up even more!
omfg same
Justin Biber
i just realized that danny decorated his studio sarcastically. i didn’t even know that you could decorate sarcastically? this is honestly impressive
my entire room
My life
my mom
i love your profile picture. no, wait, i love your profile _name,_ hold up, thats not right either, i love your freaking profile lmao
for sarcastic decoration research purposes: ua-cam.com/video/5Xu64wlx-oI/v-deo.html
I can't explain how funny and comforting this video is??? Every bit is just 10/10
this is my comfort video
Same. I keep coming back to it
same
mine is the Jake Paul concert.
I keep forgetting it exists. I'll watch all their videos together frequently but forget about this one for some reason. So when I think of it it's like a nice surprise😁😂
Mine is the fanfic video
Danny: who would pay to give stars?
Drew:
Drew: so I spent $47 on the app
Underatted comment☝🏽
wow, danny is such a hypocrite.
@@unoriginalpersonALT drew was the one who spent money
@@arcticfox858 they are the same person tho
@@ellaforlin8160 oh yeah, i forgot, my bad
Times “Jeremy Renner” was said: 82
Times only “Jeremy” was said: 10
Times “Hawkeye” was said: 5
You have no hobby do you
Катя Гарь a hobby? In this economy?
Andioop-
97.....add danny and Drew's energy is 97.5 soooooo.....
They said “Hawkeye” more times than the entire MCU
Been missing this duo lately. I feel really lucky to have been able to see their live show with my sister. I laughed so much, and it was nothing like what I expected, in the best way.
Ok but real talk: did the beiber dating app genuinely not ask permission to access your photos? That's SUPER shady... its an app marketed to young girls by what sounds like a dude (else why specifically say "and sexy girls"??), and it doesn't ask for permission but obviously still accesses your camera roll.
So its possible that some filthy dude somewhere is probably compiling a huge stockpile of pictures ranging from weirdly pervy to straight up cp from this app. Wtf.
Oh god I can totally see that.
thats fucking creepy omg
Thank god I don’t have any pictures of myself on my phone
Or this app
😬
I downloaded it and everyone is complaining about you two LMAO
Wait why?
Well, now I need more information 😂
@@Urmoom007 Probably because they made an entire video mocking the existence of the app . it's hilarious and I'm glad to know their upset.
KnoxTheBox Wh- what ??????
Cecilia Hughes i read their entire comment and died
I love how uncomfortable Drew looks every time Danny mentions how weird it would be to spend money on the Jeremy Renner app before revealing that he spent $47 on the Jeremy Renner app
2.5K likes and a year but no comments? Let me fix that.
@@F0RLORN oh my god nobody cares
@@the_actual_alex I do!! Congrats you were the first 🤗
@@lauraeva2182 33 people disagree
@@the_actual_alexhow bout you, get this, stop deciding other peoples opinion.
2:35 ble-break
6:47 let danny and drew be jeremy lee renner for halloween!
7:25 no shower videos :(
8:02 laura’s still stuck in the well
11:36 😥
11:49 😰
12:05 drew waiting to reveal he spent $47 on the app
15:33 danny looking like he wants to die while drew rocks out
16:01 oh my GAWD!
18:25 🖕
18:46 danny aggressively nodding
20:08 danny and drew’s amazing laughing
20:19 part 2
20:49 part 3
21:37 great danny face
22:34 drew’s face and the background music
YES THANK YOU I was searching for a comment about Drew’s face at the end
Danny: “who is such a big fan of Jeremy Renner that you would spend money...”
~meanwhile~
Drew: * smiles with self loathing *
“oh she’s still stuck in that well?”
“yeah * laughs *”
amazing
This makes so much more sense, I swear I thought he said: "She still suckin it well?"
CJ Therou me too🤦♀️
@@cjtherou4427 oh I did too lmao
Maybe he did idk
can be found at 8:00
@KnoxTheBox you definitely have reached your full potential
Me: *watching this in the living room without headphones*
Mom: who is Jeremy Renner?
Well did you replace your mom yet?
That actually happened EXACTLY to me though
Cheetosrawrz the exact same this happened to me
The way he says “I got mine from Curtis Lepore” at 8:40 is so funny to me for some reason. It kills me every time.
Can’t believe Jeremy Renner invented Onlyfans
underrated comment
Holy shit you’re right
*Oh my god*
Really?
hahahaha
it is so fucking hilarious to think about what it must feel like to open an email from your husband just to see a picture of him, his friend and justin bieber in a crop box
Why aren’t they’re any replies
@@iqbalhussein5434 everyone’s trapped in a crop box so they don’t run away
@@maddiejones4195 I'VE ESCAPED
@@tanirikay survival of the fittest, we will not save you
I started cackling during that bitp
When Tumblr dies were hopping over to *Jeremy Renner*
The Goblin people will steal his teeth and hide them in the woods
Buggy and robux robux please fix please
The Internet killed two birds with one stone.
For anyone who uses this video to fall asleep like me - there are no loud noises after 7:37 so jump to there
What if we kissed in our matching Jeremy Renner costumes? Haha JK....
Unless.
😳
I’m crying 😂😂
The content we want
Porygon Porygon-Z Porygon2 Ribombee ah, i see youre a man of culture as well
“Just kidding”
I love when Danny kinda breaks character laughs a little bit
"Is she STILL stuck in that well?"
same here
Right? He breaks into such a genuine smile it always makes me smile even when I'm sad :')
Same
@Rebecca Rose Omg mam you're pretty !!!
when the greg letters said
G
G R E
.... i felt that.
yee haw i think everyone did..
Haha. Yeah.
GRᴳE
grag
Potatoes World grog
one of my fav things about this video is that danny’s hand in the thumbnail looks like drew’s, as if he’s dramatically draping his hand across his chest. it’s perfect.
i've rewatched this video at least 20 times and never noticed that WASNT drew's hand omg