Have you read warriors by Erin hunter? Those books are targeted to children and there are more deaths in the first ark than I can count! One cat died by bleeding out while giving birth!
Right after this, when she said, "I have a duty to my people." I laughed at the same time Dylan did, and I was like, "Yeahhh." Then he said, "I haven't bought into any of this.". And I was like, "Right. Definitely. I wasn't laughing at 'duty'." Cause that's where this movie has taken me.
At first I thought it was similar to where I'm from, where I'm around tons of ethnically Indians and all their parents, aunts, uncles whatever have strong accents, but they have non..... Clearly not the case lol
Sofia Argueda it’s because this movie was anti climactic and literally nothing in it was fun. But this was my childhood so I don’t really get it either
And im a native spanish speaker and i must say... Those accents... For God's sake. At least they managed to actually say something grammatically correct. But that "cawrne mysteriosà" thing, is sending me- (I get they aren't native speakers, tho. But- I can, at least, make fun of it a little bit.) wanted to know if she said something interesting in french, but- I guess I'll never know
This is what I think in every movie with the americans-against-the-Nazis plot, because the German is so bad. Or in how I met your mother, the German guy, he or the screenwriter was so bad in german, they just made up words. Or all this other movies and series with German people. But it's also pretty funny, because you can see people struggling with their lines and I keep imagining someone having to keep saying the lines to the actors because they are so confused XD.
@@unknown_k55 bruh im a native spanish speaker too and the accents are not that bad, specially for the cook that said carne misteriosa, demi has the accent of someone learning, y'all making a fuss out of this fr
@@markly5460 You know, I was actually watching it again bc I'm bored... And i listened to it and you're kinda right, the cooker is actually pretty good at it. Maybe even she is a native speaker, but idk why that time it sounded so out of tune for me. Maybe bc of that one dude that was rolling his r's to much and i was pretty hesitant about the accents that when someone actually said something in spanish i thought it sounded weird, idk- (maybe that dude is actually a spanish speaker too and he was overdoing it for the sake of comedy, I'll never know) but I didn't meant to be rude or anything, it just sounded funny at the time Edit: "at the time" lo digo como si hubieran pasado años, o algo así xD
@@unknown_k55 She just said that English was her favorite language because she's American and then she asked the teacher if her practice of french has suited her. Nothing interesting.
Yeah he should there’s a good series I watched well technically a mini series ( 4 episodes) it’s called the cry, it’s a psychological thriller and murder mystery which is SUPER worth watching
the French was terrible. like a week ago I watched bridgeton and they briefly speak French and the girl goes "ma mère était franchise, vous savez." and then she says some more phrases and it's just not understandable. so terrible. and they had the nerve to make her say "my mom was French..."
@@lonelyberg1316 if you're not used to a foreign accent it can be hard. but yeah one would expect that she wouldn't have one, given the fact that she probably had tutoring from a young age by a French person
In gilmore girls, Paris has a nanny that is portuguese and yet she speaks a mixture of portuguese and spanish, like why? Portuguese is my main language and I could barely understand her. This is just me ranting though 😂
I like how Dylan wanted Selena and Demi to hate each other in the beginning, but was annoyed when Selena actually didn't like her for majority of the film.
Fr 😂 To be fair though, it was more like Selena didn't like her and Demi wanted her to like her. So it was just sad because you felt bad for Demi and annoyed at Selena
My classmate's brother the year above us grew a full dark brown beard at 16, it was extremely impressive. But they definitely couldn't make him shave it off as it was a fairly multicultural highschool and there were a couple of Sikh guys in the year and not shaving the face is pretty key there. So this white dude had a full beard and probably was the envy of all the guys in the year. He definitely looked much older, although some of the girls definitely looked like they were almost 20. It's been about 8 years since then but it's definitely one of those things that sticks around in the memory.
It's funny how that's how high school actually is, at least that's how mine was. There was a kid that literally looked 9 and a guy who looked like he was 30.😂
The fact that those girls found out that she was a princess and told the princess herself and they didn’t have any consequences whatsoever blows my mind, like I’m sure they would have been arrested by the agency or something
Because there are plenty movies primarily for kids that adults can enjoy. Kung Fu panda, Shrek, and they're literal cartoon things. There's plenty of well written, aimed at children stuff.
We gonna talk about how those crowns from the dollar store......like my school at least had the decency to go to the jewelry store in the mall and get a decent priced one
okay so this is random but I promise it connects to this guys review in some ways here my point out so I was listening to some david bowie less than jake reel big fish and the song video killed the radio star not sure you know any of them today but like you realize how passionate some things are an out there and experimental trying to be subversive yet submerssive at the same time counter culture against the grain trying their hardest a stand out anti established different coming from a new angle perspective whether it be music or t.v. film whatever medium floats your boat...thats why it gets loved and deserved praise for trying something ...this fucking film is a tax write off...its literally just putting together 3 different things we seen before and making a nothing film by combining them with no reason..i hate films that do that poorly...watch cadet kelly its a similar cluster but its well done for a purpose..this movie is like the opposite of that film
he made fun of the burp but like half the dialogue is clearly redubbed...because they were tire dof doing live takes i'm sure of these actors not being able to act emote or remember lines so they said we will fix it in post production its fine
selena: i have boy issues cause I love a douche and my life is so hard even though I enjoy it and fit in well enough mostly im angsty and rebelling cause mommy is gone...princess: someone wants me dead..movie: selena is right you should feel bad for the average girl troubles...me: wtf is this?...a real movie has selena go oh fuck being normal is hard when someone wants you dead...maybe I should feel bad for you ..its called subverting expectations cause it makes more sense and is more interesting
She said it wasn't on most big maps because bigger countries like America don't care for it. That doesn't mean its completely unknown and school library's have all types of shit in them anyway so it's not that crazy lol
I'm sorry, you become queen of a country, but then a year later, you're an agent for a protection program?... I thought you had a duty to your people lol
you know whats so sad on top of the movie itself and hes right about?...they didnt even really film like in lousiana yet they want kids to think it all looks like this forrest cause its easy to film then you know showing an actual dock or city in the state which looks like every other fucking big city and they did it so they can stay on set in hollywood and have their asian bully and not show the palace and be able to be cheap with where the characters are and make it seem like anywhere ...yeah cause ssian girls love backwoods..smdh...like who the fuck thought for one second selena gomez of all teens was your average girl?..shes a wizard for god's sake...
oof same, although I was 9 when I clicked on this I was like "pffft there's no way it's that bad I love this movie" and I gotta admit, the years did not treat the movie well..
Last. airbender. I just, anyone can mention that to this day. And a fan of the cartoon will go on a 4 hour rant. I say 4 hours for 3 reasons. 1. The show was a masterpiece, 2. It dealt with real stuff. And 3 it was still able to be campy. Penguin sleighing, the thing in ba sing sae when aang met up with his BFF. But all of that became became depressing af. I just why did M night do that?!
Oh my God I remember when this came out and I was so juiced because they finally put Selena and Demi together in a project hahaha they were the Disney BFFs of the decade, with each their own DC show and their iconic UA-cam channels. This is what all of our preteen hearts wanted 😂
@@totally5694 ew no. Making romance out of something that definitely doesn't need romance. Not saying that because they're both females either. But no. 💀their charachters literally would be horrible for the plot
It's gotten to the point where I find myself regularly questioning whether Dylan actually ever posted a movie commentary on a Monday or if it was all a lie
At the beginning he posted them on Monday lol but then one day he posted it on Sunday and everyone was like “hey what’s up it’s Sunday” and since then he make it a joke and posted on Sundays saying it was Monday jsjsjaj
He would always finish the video on Saturday so that he could watch football all day on Sunday and it'd be ready to post for Monday but then he just started posting them on Sunday because the videos were done and he wanted to read the comments during commercial breaks.
@@janeryan2709 I mean, you're talking as if not all pop stars are into drugs, or all musicians. It's no news that two drops in a bucket load of musicians are also participating in drug use.
@@aidamou I dunno how she's a hypocrite. I'm not a Demi fan, I don't really pay any celebrities any special attention, but when something huge happens I'm in touch enough to hear. So I know about her drug problem and that's all I know of her.
I love how genuinely different his reactions are to this movie compared to most others on this channel. Most of the time if he predicts a line he gets really excited and it's so enjoyable to share in that happiness. And then in this--he either looks so dead inside when he predicts the line or just gets so visibly angry that it's so fucking funny man
@NeverMindGaming I get little girls watched this film in 2009 or whatever but like do they still think its good even with nostalgia?...like I can look back to films from my childhood enjoy them and realize they weren't good..but at least they were something..these morons will defend crap for the sake of it..just admit it sucks...my childhood films were great compared to this last decade of crap...if princess diaries is meh then this shit is garbage end of story...
This doesn't mean the movie is allowed to be a pile of shite. You can make a good, logical movie that will still be enjoyable for kids. No need for murder, gunshots and explosions. This movie is just bad. Period.
Yea and it sucks there are good movies like Tangled, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Aladdin and so many more movies made for kids that are actually good and enjoyable to watch
I reeeaallly wish they had put Demi in a black wig at the beginning and then during the "makeover" scene have her hair be dyed the brown it is for the rest of the movie. It would have shown an actual transformation AND it would have made sense at the end when Selena gets mistaken for her since Selena's hair is black.
"Yes hello. I'd like to refute a charge on my MasterCard. It's a movie...The Princess Protection Program. Yeah I didn't buy that. I would NEVER buy that. I'd rather go blind before ever watching it." - - - - "Yes I did rent Cinderella Story 1 and 2. Yup. Mean Girls 1 and 2. And Bratz." - - - - "So according to my history you won't refund me MY MONEY?!?!!" - - - - "Fine! Can I at least exchange it for a different movie or credit toward a movie rental?" - - - - "I'll rent Cinderella Story 3." 😂😂😂
“Just be a GOOD movie. For like TWO SECONDS” 😂😂 he’s legit about to cry from how bad this movie is Edit: just wanna add the second he says this so I can keep coming back to it lmao 12:27
So I know this is about a year late, but what Disney-hired costume designer thought it’d be a good idea for the evil general dude to wear the Russian Imperial coat of arms on his beret thingy?
@@hades8831 yeah, i get it but a lot of people treat kids as mindless as in - it doesnt matter how bad or stupid something is if it is marketed for kids. That is just such a common excuse, "oh it doesnt have to be good, it's for kids" as if kids cant handle or dont deserve smart content
Ara That’s what bothers me. These movies are lazily made & are kind of insulting to children. And they don’t need to be. It doesn’t take a ton of work to make it a better movie. No wonder these actors often go through depression & drug problems as they get older. If I was paid millions for making this tripe, I’d be depressed too. And I’d probably think my fans were mindless idiots for loving my embarrassingly bad movies..
I mean, I loved movies like this when I was a kid. I know a lot of people who did. We know now some of the movies we liked back then is actually trash, but we still liked them. As a kid, my only goal was to have fun, not look for super smart-beautiful-oscar level stuff. If that makes me dumb, so be it.
I hope you keep in mind that despite all the cliches this movie hits and "you'd have to be 7 years old to get this" is because this movie came out in like 2009, we were all 7-12 years old when it came out and we loved it back then lmao
This is my favorite Disney movie of my childhood- (mostly cause i was obsessed with both Demi and Selena)- i still watch it these days cause of how nostalgic it is for me 🤗 not to mention Demi kills her vocals on One and the Same👏
“We must overthrow the royal family of NOT Spain. It will be glorious!” All of his men tackle one servant while the Queen and Princess escape safely. “Rebellion complete!”
When Dylan said " you have to be 7yrs old to buy into this plot" I was 7yrs old when the movie came out and I LOVED this movie but now Dylan has made it into pure comedy for me LOL
I just realized, the scene where she grabs the lizard, they didn't even bother to put a ring on the stunt womans finger 😅 so close up on the hand, no ring. Selena pretending to hold the lizard she wares a ring 😅
Kenji Mari Salvador could you name a few k dramas for me lol , I just want to watch some but not google them because I feel like I’d find generic ones you know lol
@@madisonf.8555 I also find some generic ones tbh. 😂😂 But if you want, there are a lot on Netflix now. Maybe try Black, Misty, She Was Pretty, My Late Twenties, My First First Love, What's Wrong With Secretary Kim and Sky Castle. I hope this helps :)
@@madisonf.8555 The Masters sun is also a good one. Strong girl Bong Soon. Romance is a bonus book. Boys over flowers (if you want to go back into the classic k drama), Playful kiss or Mischievous kiss (not sure which name goes with which language). There was also this really good horror comedy romance drama about a haunted girl and how she and this 'arrogant' magician fall in love and deal with the evil ghost, I just can't remember the name of it and it bugs me.
it seems they didnt wnat to be offensive...also it makes you wonder why even have the filmed supposedly based on that place if your all just hollwood teens and do boring things...like outside of that bait part the entire film could be based on literally anywhere
Depends on where you are. We use the same in Australia to differentiate between crocs. Freshwater crocs have a long skinny V snout while the Saltwater have a short, narrow U snout.
"You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot" WE WERE SEVEN 😭😭😭
He's 27, this was after his time so he doesn't get it *sigh*
I screamed 😂
Mina D i think he was more into sky high or American pie
I ate this shit up when I was a kid and I still love it
We all liked stupid things as a kid.
"This kid looks like he's 30, THIS kid looks like he's 11."
You... you just perfectly described the dichotomy of high school boys.
At 24 years of age, I apparently still look 12, lol. 😂
@@earlofbroadst mood
Jake Starbuck me but At 22, last year in a pub (although I was 21 to be fair) a guy was like ‘no Offence but you look about 12 like’
bro fr i was just thinking abt how hs boys vary like that
@@earlofbroadst I had to explain to my colleagues that no I'm not 18, I'm 27.
the difference between an alligator and a crocodile is that one will see you later and the other in a little while.
TeenDream888 🤣
TeenDream888 god damnit 😂😂
Fuckin’ hell 😂😂 such a dad joke but I’m still on the floor LMAO
Ok random
_Points_ 👉
"This video isn't even going to be funny"
You severely underestimate how sadistic your audience is.
lol
“I wanna die.
... *I want a refund”*
Or masochistic
Seriously…this shit was hilarious
“I need some death, just give me a death” little did he know it would be his own soul dying by the end of the movie
😂😂😂😂😂
Poor dude 😭
😭😭🤧
Plot twist
🤣🤣
Dylan: watches DISNEY movies geared towards children and pre-teens
Also Dylan: where are the GUN FIGHTS?? when is someone going to DIE???
to be fair when i watched this as a kid i had the same thoughts
I mean, there's actually plenty of fights and death in their animated movies
@@morley364 True...
Even if they're kids' films, you can still have deaths.
Have you read warriors by Erin hunter? Those books are targeted to children and there are more deaths in the first ark than I can count!
One cat died by bleeding out while giving birth!
Something about a 27 year old man watching this kills me lmao
Same
Its amazing
HE IS 27?!!
@@Tiredprincessss 28 !
@@elodie199 woooot
Imagine how much money Dylan would’ve saved if Disney+ came out during his Disney movie marathon 😹
Ikr 😂 we all could have saved money
Ikrrr
Disney plus won't let you screen record lmaooo. Too money hungry to allow it.
@@highsun76 He did record The Little Mermaid on Disney+ though?
@@celesteha7492 ooh serious? I accidentally took a screenshot while I was watching a Disney movie and it wouldn't let me.
"HOW DID THEY EVEN RECOGNIZE HER?? SHE GOT A HAIR TRIM" lmao I can't stop replaying that
PolliitoAle hahahahaha same
PolliitoAle miraculous be like-
Reminds me of Miraculous...Adrien’s hair is literally just messier as Chat Noir lmao
@@justme7410 his eyes are also different as chat noir
Right after this, when she said, "I have a duty to my people." I laughed at the same time Dylan did, and I was like, "Yeahhh." Then he said, "I haven't bought into any of this.".
And I was like, "Right. Definitely. I wasn't laughing at 'duty'." Cause that's where this movie has taken me.
It’s my favorite thing when Dylan realizes he predicted the line of a character right before they say it 😂
mine too!
14:51
😂😂❤
It’s definitely not mine 😬
hahaha
the fact her country doesn't show up on maps but her face is in the front of teen magazines?????
Seems legit...
Sounds about right.
Anju Singh looool😆
Must be something to do with the fact that their imagination is shit? But lol, maybe I am wrong.
Well my city is not on the map 🤷🏽♂️ so it's not that surprising
22:47
so the island isn’t on most maps...but it’s in a high school magazine in Louisiana. ✨movie logic✨
New Zealand is left off of maps sometimes. It's amusing
my country, cabo verde, isn't on many maps. it's literally an island nation. he was so mad but i was like dylan this is literally my life...
@@8888zod omg, this is kinda sad, by the way I really want go to Cabo Verde some day
I said the same thing watching this movie. I was so confused.
@@8888zod I don't believe you.
When Selena Gomez is suppose to be the “ugly looked over girl” and doesn’t get the guy
Me: ....ight imma just head out
Ong, that was really taking me out of the movie.
If Selena Gomez can’t get a guy what hope is there for the actual ugly girls *cough cough* me
@@lyn8834 I’m sure your beautiful!
She's not ugly, she's poor.
@@2wingo "poor"
"why does everyone have an accent except demi lovato?" DUDE I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT THAT
how do you have 1.4k likes but no comments?
@@bloopdaddy i don't know lmao
@@wendybijellberg well, i'm your 1st comment!
At first I thought it was similar to where I'm from, where I'm around tons of ethnically Indians and all their parents, aunts, uncles whatever have strong accents, but they have non.....
Clearly not the case lol
demi has accent???
I can not believe that this movie depressed you more than Bratz
I thought the same thing lol
I was thinking that too, after brats, I'm not sure you could get any worse
me too. I at first thought he was joking but then it hit me he was serious
Samee hahaha
Sofia Argueda it’s because this movie was anti climactic and literally nothing in it was fun. But this was my childhood so I don’t really get it either
You know this movie is bad when a native french speaker doesn’t understand a single sentence of Demi’s french
And im a native spanish speaker and i must say... Those accents... For God's sake. At least they managed to actually say something grammatically correct. But that "cawrne mysteriosà" thing, is sending me- (I get they aren't native speakers, tho. But- I can, at least, make fun of it a little bit.)
wanted to know if she said something interesting in french, but- I guess I'll never know
This is what I think in every movie with the americans-against-the-Nazis plot, because the German is so bad. Or in how I met your mother, the German guy, he or the screenwriter was so bad in german, they just made up words. Or all this other movies and series with German people.
But it's also pretty funny, because you can see people struggling with their lines and I keep imagining someone having to keep saying the lines to the actors because they are so confused XD.
@@unknown_k55 bruh im a native spanish speaker too and the accents are not that bad, specially for the cook that said carne misteriosa, demi has the accent of someone learning, y'all making a fuss out of this fr
@@markly5460 You know, I was actually watching it again bc I'm bored... And i listened to it and you're kinda right, the cooker is actually pretty good at it. Maybe even she is a native speaker, but idk why that time it sounded so out of tune for me. Maybe bc of that one dude that was rolling his r's to much and i was pretty hesitant about the accents that when someone actually said something in spanish i thought it sounded weird, idk- (maybe that dude is actually a spanish speaker too and he was overdoing it for the sake of comedy, I'll never know) but I didn't meant to be rude or anything, it just sounded funny at the time
Edit: "at the time" lo digo como si hubieran pasado años, o algo así xD
@@unknown_k55 She just said that English was her favorite language because she's American and then she asked the teacher if her practice of french has suited her. Nothing interesting.
"The less I understand,the better the movie is" ~ Dylan 2019
I read this as I heard this on the video
The best line😂
"i wonder if justin bieber ever watches this movie" HAHAHAHHSHDHHDHJA THAT TOOK ME OUTTTTT
shylampshade probably😩
1 1 I know right😂😂
I feel like Dylan needs to watch a horror movie. He’s been craving the death of characters lately
lmao that's true. Btw I love Dean, his music is dope 👌
I'd seriously like to see that.
YES OMG he need to watch Hush
Yeah he should there’s a good series I watched well technically a mini series ( 4 episodes) it’s called the cry, it’s a psychological thriller and murder mystery which is SUPER worth watching
Like House of Wax x'D
Demi speaking a foreign language: yfjdcjd
Me a French person: I don’t get it
Dylan: that was French
Me: 👁👄👁
the French was terrible. like a week ago I watched bridgeton and they briefly speak French and the girl goes "ma mère était franchise, vous savez." and then she says some more phrases and it's just not understandable. so terrible. and they had the nerve to make her say "my mom was French..."
I am french and it was easy to understand though
@@lonelyberg1316 if you're not used to a foreign accent it can be hard. but yeah one would expect that she wouldn't have one, given the fact that she probably had tutoring from a young age by a French person
@@palaceofbrilliance6164 you're right
In gilmore girls, Paris has a nanny that is portuguese and yet she speaks a mixture of portuguese and spanish, like why? Portuguese is my main language and I could barely understand her. This is just me ranting though 😂
“i want to speak to major mason. i only trust to major mason.”
“Major Mason”
“mAjOR mASoN”
“MAJOR MASON”
*MAJOR MASONN*
😆😆😆
reminds me of a great avgn bit..bubbahotep...bubbahotep...
That part made me laugh...actually, the whole video made me laugh
I'ma need that meme DEEP FRIED, SON!
Her coronation dress looks like a Party City version of Belle’s ballroom gown.
hothotheat3000 i thought u said coronacation and thought u predicted it from 8 months ago🤣
Omg it totally does
with a mix of anastasia's dress in the dream sequence at the palace
Still looks better than Emma Watson’s version
I got more Anastasia vibes
I genuinely think we were all so blinded by Demi and Selena acting together that we didn't realise how terrible this movie was 😂
ikr
u are so not wrong
guess im the exception then
EXACTLY
Same 😂 how did I ever like this movie
I like how Dylan wanted Selena and Demi to hate each other in the beginning, but was annoyed when Selena actually didn't like her for majority of the film.
Fr 😂 To be fair though, it was more like Selena didn't like her and Demi wanted her to like her. So it was just sad because you felt bad for Demi and annoyed at Selena
It's not on the map, but it is in the newspapers
RIGHT 💀💀
elenajovancic 😲
elenajovancic she could’ve been like “wots a coast moon la? Never heard of it, is it on the map?”
Wasn't even a newspaper just a random magazine
As someone in high school. Some people look ten and some look 30 with full-blown beards.
This is 100% factual.
Tayli M yep, I mean I look like 25 and I’m 16 so
Proud to say I am the 1k like
My classmate's brother the year above us grew a full dark brown beard at 16, it was extremely impressive. But they definitely couldn't make him shave it off as it was a fairly multicultural highschool and there were a couple of Sikh guys in the year and not shaving the face is pretty key there. So this white dude had a full beard and probably was the envy of all the guys in the year. He definitely looked much older, although some of the girls definitely looked like they were almost 20.
It's been about 8 years since then but it's definitely one of those things that sticks around in the memory.
True. I look ten and my friend Ava looks 25.
“This kid over here looks like he’s 30, this kid looks like he’s 11.”
*That’s Disney movies for you*
It's funny how that's how high school actually is, at least that's how mine was. There was a kid that literally looked 9 and a guy who looked like he was 30.😂
"Do you ever get so depressed that you just can't talk?"
Oh, you mean life? Is that not just life?
I felt that on a spiritual level-
Isn't that most people everyday?
“WHAT THEY VOTED FOR HER TO BE ONE OF THE PRINCESSES- what a pLoT tWiSt😐”
he had us in the first half not gonna lie
_its.adrianaaa_ he really did
Dylan: I want you to delete the charge for princess protection program, I didn’t by it
Bank:* see’s the list of movies he has rented/bought* yeah sure
11:10 "That woman actually looks like a bus driver, that's good casting" buwahahahahaha what?! I couldn't stop laughing!
he wanted to say something they got right....at least they casted one character correctly...
No but like I had an elementary school bus driver who looked almost exactly like her, and she would always play country radio in the bus nonstop
The fact that those girls found out that she was a princess and told the princess herself and they didn’t have any consequences whatsoever blows my mind, like I’m sure they would have been arrested by the agency or something
Dylan: is an adult
Dylan: watches movie targeted towards kids and roasts its plot
Also Dylan: "You need to be like 7 years old to believe this plot"
Because there are plenty movies primarily for kids that adults can enjoy. Kung Fu panda, Shrek, and they're literal cartoon things. There's plenty of well written, aimed at children stuff.
@@jordan_roadhouse4798 yeah but we’re talking about Disney channel movies here the expectations are kinda low to start with
‘i don’t eat carbs, i’m a villain’ i need that on a shirt lmao
Same!
Well there is some science behind it cuz it starts negatively affecting your brain
@@Veenbuen1 For real? 😭
@@Veenbuen1 lol what?
i read that as 'i dont eat crabs' lol
You should watch Wendy Wu: Homecoming Warrior edit: wow this comment blew up if you see this Dylan love you and also watch the Teen Beach movies pls
this one is good hahaha
athena ruelas this comment needs more likes
Love that movie
Love that movie
Omfg yes
We gonna talk about how those crowns from the dollar store......like my school at least had the decency to go to the jewelry store in the mall and get a decent priced one
"I want to die"
A second later...
"I want a refund"
Me every day
okay so this is random but I promise it connects to this guys review in some ways here my point out so I was listening to some david bowie less than jake reel big fish and the song video killed the radio star not sure you know any of them today but like you realize how passionate some things are an out there and experimental trying to be subversive yet submerssive at the same time counter culture against the grain trying their hardest a stand out anti established different coming from a new angle perspective whether it be music or t.v. film whatever medium floats your boat...thats why it gets loved and deserved praise for trying something ...this fucking film is a tax write off...its literally just putting together 3 different things we seen before and making a nothing film by combining them with no reason..i hate films that do that poorly...watch cadet kelly its a similar cluster but its well done for a purpose..this movie is like the opposite of that film
he made fun of the burp but like half the dialogue is clearly redubbed...because they were tire dof doing live takes i'm sure of these actors not being able to act emote or remember lines so they said we will fix it in post production its fine
Asmosis Jones wtf
@@razkable im so scared
Dylan: “Did you just toss the pizza? What are you doing, you’re gonna stain the sheets!”
Dylan is noticing the important stuff
The joke's on you, I had depression before this movie. Ay!!
Nicole Rain I wanted to give you a like but you have 69 and I feel like I can't that away from you
i’m proud to say i was the 420th like
Ayeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!
Stop romanticizing depression weirdo
selena: i have boy issues cause I love a douche and my life is so hard even though I enjoy it and fit in well enough mostly im angsty and rebelling cause mommy is gone...princess: someone wants me dead..movie: selena is right you should feel bad for the average girl troubles...me: wtf is this?...a real movie has selena go oh fuck being normal is hard when someone wants you dead...maybe I should feel bad for you ..its called subverting expectations cause it makes more sense and is more interesting
Dylan: The less I understand, the better the movie is
Me speaking French, English and Spanish: ;-; Agree
Sameeee
Lmao same, sprinkle some Arabic in there and I would've been had
Her country it's not even on a map but she's on a magazine??? Like... How does this work???
CasUsE iT wAs a MagaZiNe iN SpANish
She said it wasn't on most big maps because bigger countries like America don't care for it. That doesn't mean its completely unknown and school library's have all types of shit in them anyway so it's not that crazy lol
I'm sorry, you become queen of a country, but then a year later, you're an agent for a protection program?... I thought you had a duty to your people lol
Ha, duty.
This movie is for preteens...
you know whats so sad on top of the movie itself and hes right about?...they didnt even really film like in lousiana yet they want kids to think it all looks like this forrest cause its easy to film then you know showing an actual dock or city in the state which looks like every other fucking big city and they did it so they can stay on set in hollywood and have their asian bully and not show the palace and be able to be cheap with where the characters are and make it seem like anywhere ...yeah cause ssian girls love backwoods..smdh...like who the fuck thought for one second selena gomez of all teens was your average girl?..shes a wizard for god's sake...
@@vandy5206 The audience that is meant for doesn't justify poor quality
Okay but I was i the only one that’s never watched that one year later scene cuz when I saw it. I was highly confused
“You have to be like seven years old to buy into this plot”
*was seven years old when the movie came out and I loved it*
Welp...
Nei_Chan we all did😂
Natalia Edwards I was 10 and I absolutely loved this movie!
Ikr my seven year old self feels attacked
oof same, although I was 9
when I clicked on this I was like "pffft there's no way it's that bad I love this movie" and I gotta admit, the years did not treat the movie well..
Wow I was actually five when this came out but I probably watched it around the age of seven when I watched it as well lol
who tf buys bait on their way to school
edit: I love that Dylan continuously sacrifices his sanity for our enjoyment
maybe they were going to put worms in someone's backpack or something.
okay this movie is obviously not winning any oscars but like... worse than bratz??? I beg to differ.
Mai forty seven ] then beg
Jk girl 🤪
I just checked your profile and guuuurl. Your liked vids... You're me.
Last. airbender. I just, anyone can mention that to this day. And a fan of the cartoon will go on a 4 hour rant. I say 4 hours for 3 reasons. 1. The show was a masterpiece, 2. It dealt with real stuff. And 3 it was still able to be campy. Penguin sleighing, the thing in ba sing sae when aang met up with his BFF. But all of that became became depressing af. I just why did M night do that?!
Bratz was gold when it came out
Oh my God I remember when this came out and I was so juiced because they finally put Selena and Demi together in a project hahaha they were the Disney BFFs of the decade, with each their own DC show and their iconic UA-cam channels. This is what all of our preteen hearts wanted 😂
I lovveeedd this movie though. Like 4th grade me was living.
8th grade me liked it, but in hindsight it wasn't good.
Selena has done pretty well since then. Demi... standard chil star roller coaster
Do not use DC show because I thinks of DC Comics not Disney Channel.
"you have to be 7 to buy into this"
me when I was like 9 or 10: She has a duty to her people!!
For real though 😭
okay selena and demi was a power team and no one can change my mind.
that movie would've been like 10 times better if their characters fell for each other and became a couple tbh
ToTally where’s the lie
@@totally5694 ew no. Making romance out of something that definitely doesn't need romance. Not saying that because they're both females either. But no. 💀their charachters literally would be horrible for the plot
ToTally, you’re literally only saying that because you want to force homosexuality into a movie, for no reason..
Aphrodite lmao literally chill 😹 it’s not in the movie, it’s just fun to think of different ways the movie could go ... it’s harmless
NO MY CHILDHOOD MOVIE. DYLAN ALWAYS RUINS THESE FOR ME BUT I LOVE THEM 😭.
It's awful, you only love it because it was part of your childhood lol I love it too tho
Yeah I loveee this movie
same
Agnieszka Ramirez ikrrrrr thats what i saiddd
Same
“Don’t touch him.... he does weird things” 😂🤣👌🏼
"Hmmm well the princess has longer hair, so it can't be her. Move along"
My elementary school best friend and I would sing one and the same together all the time 😭 we pretended to be selena and demi I LOVE THIS FILM OKAY
Lmao same with my sister, we wrote down the lyrics and everything
Lmaoooo SAME!
aaaah you just gave me so much nostalgia 😂💗
saaaameeeee
Same but I would just sing or to myself😂
dylan losing his will to live for 28 minutes
Dylan makes me feel bad for loving the movies that I love..
Same wtf
Same
Same
Good! You should be ashamed :p Don't listen to the support group below. They're not your friends
Do you really love it if you can't say "that's horrendous, I love it"
"I want her to steal her dad"
You watch too many sugar baby hallmark movies
It's gotten to the point where I find myself regularly questioning whether Dylan actually ever posted a movie commentary on a Monday or if it was all a lie
Well, where I live it's still sunday when he posts so it may depend of your timezone
At the beginning he posted them on Monday lol but then one day he posted it on Sunday and everyone was like “hey what’s up it’s Sunday” and since then he make it a joke and posted on Sundays saying it was Monday jsjsjaj
He would always finish the video on Saturday so that he could watch football all day on Sunday and it'd be ready to post for Monday but then he just started posting them on Sunday because the videos were done and he wanted to read the comments during commercial breaks.
He posted a couple on Monday
"I wonder if Justing Bieber ever watches this movie" LMAO DYLAN
Bailey Godwin he did then he left her and got married
@@JustLikeAFlower dumb bitch
@Rachel Yu no, just people being mean
ilbwfy • ???? That sentence made no sense
Avacado 123 im not triggered, people are being mean and thats my response
This just reminded me that Demi and Selena aren't even friends anymore and I'm sad
@JDS12451 Demi is an addict. And so is Selena, by the way. Open your eyes.
@@janeryan2709 I mean, you're talking as if not all pop stars are into drugs, or all musicians. It's no news that two drops in a bucket load of musicians are also participating in drug use.
@JDS12451 let's not forget she's a human fucking being with an intricate, difficult, and dangerous obstacle in her life. Christ.
Cuthberts Lookout when she stops being a hypocrite maybe people will be more sympathetic to her.
@@aidamou I dunno how she's a hypocrite. I'm not a Demi fan, I don't really pay any celebrities any special attention, but when something huge happens I'm in touch enough to hear. So I know about her drug problem and that's all I know of her.
I love how genuinely different his reactions are to this movie compared to most others on this channel. Most of the time if he predicts a line he gets really excited and it's so enjoyable to share in that happiness. And then in this--he either looks so dead inside when he predicts the line or just gets so visibly angry that it's so fucking funny man
You're a 27 year old watching a movie for 8 year olds 😂 what u expect 😂 😭
Yeah hahaha!
@NeverMindGaming I get little girls watched this film in 2009 or whatever but like do they still think its good even with nostalgia?...like I can look back to films from my childhood enjoy them and realize they weren't good..but at least they were something..these morons will defend crap for the sake of it..just admit it sucks...my childhood films were great compared to this last decade of crap...if princess diaries is meh then this shit is garbage end of story...
This doesn't mean the movie is allowed to be a pile of shite. You can make a good, logical movie that will still be enjoyable for kids. No need for murder, gunshots and explosions. This movie is just bad. Period.
Yea and it sucks there are good movies like Tangled, Shrek, Finding Nemo, Aladdin and so many more movies made for kids that are actually good and enjoyable to watch
I reeeaallly wish they had put Demi in a black wig at the beginning and then during the "makeover" scene have her hair be dyed the brown it is for the rest of the movie. It would have shown an actual transformation AND it would have made sense at the end when Selena gets mistaken for her since Selena's hair is black.
Get a grip, you loser
@@carlaconnor8347 get lost. Grow up and stop being mean to random people on the internet, it really doesn’t get you any points.
@@carlaconnor8347 The fuck is that response 😂
@@carlaconnor8347 lmao when you try to be a cool seven-year-old
“Now that my husband has passed away”
Dylan: *laughs*
Dylan: Is he a secret agent?!
The movie: YES
I saw you fully slip into depression when you said "I don't wanna laugh. I wanna die" so matter-of-fact.
"Yes hello. I'd like to refute a charge on my MasterCard. It's a movie...The Princess Protection Program. Yeah I didn't buy that. I would NEVER buy that. I'd rather go blind before ever watching it."
- - - -
"Yes I did rent Cinderella Story 1 and 2. Yup. Mean Girls 1 and 2. And Bratz."
- - - -
"So according to my history you won't refund me MY MONEY?!?!!"
- - - -
"Fine! Can I at least exchange it for a different movie or credit toward a movie rental?"
- - - -
"I'll rent Cinderella Story 3."
😂😂😂
@@jorreca Thanks lol. I imagined that's how the conversation would go. 😂
When is Dylan gonna sue Disney for giving him clinical depression?
I’ll help him-
*we all help him*
when ever i feel sad i watch this video and somehow dylan suffering through this makes me feel so much better
too real
I always thought Demi and Selena should’ve switched roles.
You know...I could see that
I can see that working out
Princess switch
thats how they were originally cast, they preferred these roles and then switched I believe
Omg yes
“Just be a GOOD movie. For like TWO SECONDS”
😂😂 he’s legit about to cry from how bad this movie is
Edit: just wanna add the second he says this so I can keep coming back to it lmao 12:27
"This better not be a musica-
*YeEeeeEAaaaAaAAAh*
Oooh my god"
Imagine how awkward the burping scene must have been since she just opens her mouth and Selena’s like “ hehehe”
i literally wheezed when Selena Gomez threw the pizza onto the bed... like what even was that
God, I saw your comment and now I want pizza
Kat me too
@Kristian Alexis "well fuck this" 😭😭😭
As someone that lives in backwoods Louisiana, I can indeed confirm that EVERYONE has a superiority complex.
dont you mean inferiority
Same
What part
@@clairebabin4957 Bienville perish lol
Sarah J lafourche parish here.
i scrolled through the comments expecting to see someone explain the difference between an alligator and a crocodile and i am *HIGHLY* disappointed
Crocodiles have flat triangular snouts (V-shaped) and alligators have flat circular snouts (U-shaped) :)
@@uhhhhhhhhhhhh you are a SAINT, thank you
You could have just googled it and had an answer in 2 seconds....
@@xwinwinwinx ...it... it was a joke.... because, ya know, he said not to tell him what the difference was between-
nevermind lmao
@Sofia Argueda explained it perfectly by saying “ the difference is one sees you later....and one sees you in a while...”😂😂😂
So I know this is about a year late, but what Disney-hired costume designer thought it’d be a good idea for the evil general dude to wear the Russian Imperial coat of arms on his beret thingy?
This did not age well haha
It feels really weird seeing Selena Gomez's father in this. I just keep thinking about him choking that girl in "How to Get Away With Murder."
I-
Wait where? Who's her dad?
Thank you! I was wondering the whole time where I knew him from
Omg thank you I was wondering where I recognised him
I was screaming "Viola's Davis' husband!" at my phone for like two minutes after I first saw him
I love how Dylan watches children movies expecting more
like idk what to tell you it’s definitely not oscar worthy
Kids aren't dumb, studio Gibli regularly makes oscar-worthy kids movies, just saying for kids =/= bad
@@dzesien Nobody said dumb but they are kids, that it's the thing...
@@hades8831 yeah, i get it but a lot of people treat kids as mindless as in - it doesnt matter how bad or stupid something is if it is marketed for kids. That is just such a common excuse, "oh it doesnt have to be good, it's for kids" as if kids cant handle or dont deserve smart content
Ara That’s what bothers me. These movies are lazily made & are kind of insulting to children. And they don’t need to be. It doesn’t take a ton of work to make it a better movie. No wonder these actors often go through depression & drug problems as they get older. If I was paid millions for making this tripe, I’d be depressed too. And I’d probably think my fans were mindless idiots for loving my embarrassingly bad movies..
I mean, I loved movies like this when I was a kid. I know a lot of people who did. We know now some of the movies we liked back then is actually trash, but we still liked them. As a kid, my only goal was to have fun, not look for super smart-beautiful-oscar level stuff. If that makes me dumb, so be it.
Wow you must have been having a bad day or something bc bratz is way worse than this movie....
Desirae Sherwood nooooooooo
AGREED
Dadnapped is way worse
Both are so shitty.
@@DeathOn3rdStreet DC had a lot of shitty movies around that time. Actually, their movies are still bad.
I hope you keep in mind that despite all the cliches this movie hits and "you'd have to be 7 years old to get this" is because this movie came out in like 2009, we were all 7-12 years old when it came out and we loved it back then lmao
I was 15 in 2009, lol. I've never even heard of this movie haha.
Lol i was 9 in 2009
...i was 7
@@zakkybounce Lol ya it was mostly meant for young girls when it came out I'm not surprised older kids didn't hear of it
@@christian8156 same lol, this movie was my shit back in the day
This is my favorite Disney movie of my childhood- (mostly cause i was obsessed with both Demi and Selena)- i still watch it these days cause of how nostalgic it is for me 🤗 not to mention Demi kills her vocals on One and the Same👏
same
“We must overthrow the royal family of NOT Spain. It will be glorious!”
All of his men tackle one servant while the Queen and Princess escape safely.
“Rebellion complete!”
Dylan’s acting at 21:25 was actually believable😂so I was confused
That was actually quality acting sheen you were like “what? She got voted for princess” 10/10 hilarious
Can you react to Star Struck!
It’s not the best nice if I say so...
YEAH
ღGayShit&VocaloidsPlzღ damn.... I love this movie so much 😂😂😂
geez that's the worse movie ever. My older cousin loved it and I just didn't get it. I think I wouldn't survive watching it again now I'm 19, fuck
As another Felicia, I just wanted to say hi.
Felicia Taylor Oh, hi Felicia nice to see that someone have the same name like me. Hope you have a nice day and a cheerful life.❤️
I went through 4 ads without skipping them, because Dylan needs his money back for buying this movie 😂
good thinking! I'll disable my adBlocker !
whether you skip them or not doesn't change his revenue.
If you have an unskippable ad tho it'll increase hjis revenue. skip if you want
When Dylan said " you have to be 7yrs old to buy into this plot" I was 7yrs old when the movie came out and I LOVED this movie but now Dylan has made it into pure comedy for me LOL
I just realized, the scene where she grabs the lizard, they didn't even bother to put a ring on the stunt womans finger 😅 so close up on the hand, no ring. Selena pretending to hold the lizard she wares a ring 😅
Not to mention the missing bracelets as well, they really didn’t try 😂
No one literally no one:
Dylan: you’ll stain the SHEETS!
That was a huge dad moment for him 😂
I think Dylan should make a commentary about K-Dramas. I'm curious about hs reactions. HAHAH
Kenji Mari Salvador could you name a few k dramas for me lol , I just want to watch some but not google them because I feel like I’d find generic ones you know lol
@@madisonf.8555 I also find some generic ones tbh. 😂😂 But if you want, there are a lot on Netflix now. Maybe try Black, Misty, She Was Pretty, My Late Twenties, My First First Love, What's Wrong With Secretary Kim and Sky Castle. I hope this helps :)
@@madisonf.8555 The Masters sun is also a good one. Strong girl Bong Soon. Romance is a bonus book. Boys over flowers (if you want to go back into the classic k drama), Playful kiss or Mischievous kiss (not sure which name goes with which language). There was also this really good horror comedy romance drama about a haunted girl and how she and this 'arrogant' magician fall in love and deal with the evil ghost, I just can't remember the name of it and it bugs me.
Quamble Bee mother
@@angiemitic4520 The movie that you are referring to is called "Spellbound." It stars one of my fav male actors Lee Minki.
12:52 there was a scene where Selena grabs a milk carton and drinks it out of there idk why but 8 year old me thought it was so satisfying to watch.
Kristian Alexis I used to drink it from the carton but now I just drink in a cup 😂
I stared in horror as a kid because I knew mom would be so PISSED at me if I did that
It's honestly sad how underrated your channel is, quality content lol 😂😂
so true! I literally started watching him 2 days ago and I love him. I hope more ppl start watching him
Miranda Lynn right?! He deserves way more subscribers
Ikr?? I've been watching him for some months now and I love him so much lol I also like commenting on his videos and talk to fellow Troublemakers
dylan steppin on my childhood weekly? hell yeah
Honestly ^^^^^^
Dylan. You are expecting WAY too much outta these movies
I know right lol it's disney. DISNEY
exactly
You're expecting murders. In disney movies.
The country’s not on any maps, but the royal family appears in teen gossip magazines? Ok sure.
Demi: “I order you to stop.”
*Selena turns around*
Selena: “You ORDER me?”
Dylan: “You done fucked it up now.”
14:52
I was equally annoyed that none of the characters have Louisiana southern accents.
it seems they didnt wnat to be offensive...also it makes you wonder why even have the filmed supposedly based on that place if your all just hollwood teens and do boring things...like outside of that bait part the entire film could be based on literally anywhere
Crocodile = V shape
Alligator = U shape
Finally someone who knows
maybe also mention that youre talking about the snout cause people might now know
OHH
Depends on where you are. We use the same in Australia to differentiate between crocs. Freshwater crocs have a long skinny V snout while the Saltwater have a short, narrow U snout.
I thought it's the opposite
Dylan: You have to be like 7 years old to buy into this plot
Intended viewers: Yes...
"the less i understand, the more interesting the movie is" can't relate because I know french and spanish😔
what does she say
The spanish bit is "what is this?-mysterious meat"
ME TOO I WAS DYING😂
Omg I love your name 😍
Hey army!💜😀
I have never seen him so miserable watching a movie im screaming LMAO