DUMBEST 5 Minute Crafts | React
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- Опубліковано 10 тра 2024
- These are so entertaining and so infuriating at the same time. Hope you enjoyed the video! Let me know what else you guys want me to react to in the comments bellow!
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people who cook food in a different/weird way!
I dont relly care do what you want do
Amazing, there very funny to 😆
food life hacks maybe?
You’re my favourite UA-cam
Could y'all imagine Kris making a character that follows 5 minute crafts like religiously?🤣
That would be amazing
@@Danika4321 amen
That would be awesome
That would be Karen or debra 😂👌
@@angelofdarkness9547 but there’s already a Karen and Debra!!!! Now what? Maybe Susan
I’m kallmekris and u can kallmekris will NEVER get old.
YUP
So right
Lol
For sure
Trueee
Kris going “Where are your lids??” With a face of SHEER disappointment, made me genuinely laugh out loud a tad😂 Thank you Kris for being a smile to a genuinely depressed, ADHD struggling, and a bunch of other crap gal😂🙌💖
I heard that as "Where are your kids?" and read it like that lol 🤣🤣😭
Lol 😂
On the topic of lids... I did find those silicone stretch covers for a few bucks in different sizes at Target. So I don't need balloons.
Kris: *gets mad at how 5-minute crafts makes paper airplanes*
Also Kris: * a g r e s s I v e l y makes a paper airplane*
The way they did it makes sense, because they balanced the weight of the planes body so it would glide further. Which is cool, but still pointless in a park when it flys off on an updraft.
I still need to know what to do with the 0.5% of my toilet that’s made out of ramen
I recommend committing aliven't to your sink
Ok
LMAO-
lol
😂
“Your’e hair looks nice that way”
Me knowing full well that this is recorded and that she can’t see my hair: “Oh Thanks”
wdym ofcourse she can
Same
Kris: you're hair looks nice that way
(Me which just cut my hair): 👁👄👁
Me (who is bald) : 👀👀👀
Same
Guys it’s been two years and now,
Kris has a bf,
She has a best friend,
She has 10 million subscribers,
She does haunted stuff
She has a podcast,
She has 13 billion characters,
And finally she is truly auntie Kris!!
You have come a long long way! I love you so much Kris!!
“The ONE time they’re using a bowl, they’re trying to poison you!!”😂😂😂
😂
Lol
And then she asks why arent they using bowls😂
5 Mins crafts are dumber then me Xd
So if you spill water on your “power bar”, all you need is a time machine, a shoe box, and an Exacto Knife! Simple!
Don’t forget a Zebra
@@lJustSilentl and the heart of a T-Rex
@@CharliGill09 And the left leg of a gorilla
Exactly!
@@lJustSilentl *and the kid in my basement*
“I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon, REBECCA! So I don’t need your judgement!”
HOW THE HELL did you know my name? That seriously freaked me out😂
I was just coming to say the exact same thing! I felt so called out 🤣
Me (Rebecca): what the fudge did i do this time!!!! *hyperventilating*
Same.
I was literally coming to say the same thing too!!!
her reactions are hilarious. exactly how i feel 😂
Same here! I love these reaction videos.
i love so much how she gives us compliments every video
"If your cinnamon gets wet you can make it not wet." -Kris 2021
Here before this comment blows up
Best KallMeKris quote I've heard yet
That's called a kallmequote
Here before 1 k likes
Kris: "disgusting mouth gum"
Me: I shall say that all day every day to EVERYONE.
At least I am not the only one with the notest hair here
How the girl was eating a ketchup sandwich and how she dramatically threw it made me burst out laughing at the same time with Kris 🤣🤣🤣
I love her compliments at the beginning of videos 😂 she tells me how amazing my hair looks as I’m sitting here with sopping wet hair 😂 way to boost my confidence Kris 😂
“Looks like she’s gonna get possessed within the next 2-4 business days..”🤣 I don’t know why, but that cracked me up! Love ya Kris! 💕
Ah yes but the possession will only be shipped after the 2-4 business days ._. Shipping is so trustworthy :D
😹
@@arabel-was-dreaming xD
@@debramorgan4784 the FUCK that is english Dambass
Ohio.
kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
bald people: “am i a joke to you?”
Literally my reaction
My reaction:
ı was going to say that lol
lol
Anyone she was talking about their eyebrows, or body hair!
Kind of cool to look back and see how far you have come, Kris! Mad respect, Lady!😊
It took me 3 hours to do my hair, finally someone noticed 😂😅
“That’s salmonella in a bowl, The one time they use a bowl they’re trying to poison you” omg 🤣 🤣🤣🤣
Her reactions are priceless
"First of all, it looks like she was marked by a demon and is going to get possed in 2 to 4 business days"
I'm dead 🤣 You're hilarious!
@🐺wolf🐺 Hi
absolutely love this video .. her reactions were great and hilarious. these types of videos always kill me because who's actually using them and who comes up with them ha-ha
This 5 minute crafts woman has the most chaotic life. If they stitched all the segments together to form a storyline, i would watch the heck outta that.
Kris: "love your hair!"
Me: **hair is a mess** "why thank you :')"
sameee
Sameee she’s simply a quee
II just woke up I have b3d hair
Sameee
My hair is wet 🤣
“your hair looks nice like this today”
me who laying in my bed and haven’t brushed my hair in like a week and a half:
“why thank you it took a lot of work”
Lol
honestly I just did my hair after a week lol
Short hair, no problems
#relatabal
Same here
“Your hair looks good”
I just woke up lol
"I like your hair that way"
Me who hasn't brushed my hair in 3 days due to being way too sick to actually deal with: sure
Kris's acting is better than the entire 5 minute craft's acting combined
Yup
And no1 can change my mind bout that
If you combine 5 minute craft's acting, it gets worse, not better
Hey when she said I “im going to sue you” what does it sound like
Tru
hahahahaha hisariassssssssssss nuwce
Me last night: “I’m gonna braid my hair so it is curly tomorrow.” Kris: “I like your hair that way.”
I took a shower so u couldn't even see my hair, maybe I should go bald 👀
Are we the same person i did that same thing Lol
I short hair (shorter than kris) and i have a shi- how do you call that uhmm idk just ponytail but then just on top of my head. So it kinda looks like i have a weird palm tree on my head
Lol I braided my hair and then watched this video 😂😂😂
Same lol
The fact that she is complementing her self is just amazing
I never wanted my pots to look clean and smell like mint at the same time 😂
Kris: " I like what you did with your hair"
Bald people: 👁👄👁
LOLLL I KNOW RIGHT MY HAIR WAS LIKE BLOWING LIKE HECK LOLLLL
Hahahahahahahaha
Bahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahaahhahahahahahahahahahhahahhahahhahahahahhahhahahhah this made me laugh 😂
I WAS GONNA SAY THAT
PUEBES
The fact that I actually did my hair differently and she just said that it looks good is just crazy XD
Bro same !😭😭😭😂
Me to, I got so happy when she said that🙃
I feel offended
(Im bald)
And I dyed my hair red yesterday ❤❤
@@sliper_m.g4678 hahaha I’m sorry 😂
After watching so many 5 min crafts for our entertainment, Kris really deserves all the subscribers.
8:27 dude, a heart is honestly one of the easiest shapes to make in a latte. you brew your espresso shots and you steam your milk first. then you add your shots to the cup. then you start pouring the steamed milk in the center. once you’ve poured about half of your steamed milk into the cup, quickly move toward the edge of the cup as you pour. it’ll be a shitty heart at first, but that’s how you do it
Kris: “Only Gordon Ramsay… *ACHOO!”*
Me: **bursts into laughter and accidentally kicks nose with knee** *”OW!”*
HOW
How
Plssss I do this all the time lmao
@@abigailburdick5405 IDK LMAO
@@soaacademy8 I HAVE NO IDEA LOL
Kris: "your hair looks nice"
Me: with a messy bun, not brushed in 2 days
Me: Thank you
I feel this. Mine hasn’t but cut or redyed in MONTHS. I have also not brushed my hair in days and it is currently hanging out in a clip
Lol same
Literally same. ive been sick and havent done anything
I didn't brush mine in like a year-
Same I just leave mine in for a week 😂
Can we all just appreciate that Kris not just makes us laugh but also makes us feel special
The slow eye open when trying to remember how to make a paper air plane got me 😆😆 thank u for making these videos
Kiris: “I love what u did with ur hair!”
That one puebes dude:
I’m the new aged teletubbies.
fear his flying PUEB
@@YourAverageLightUser YES
im a puebes man
PUEBES
@OLIVIA HUDDLESTON ik that lmao I just said the puebes dude for fun but ty for telling me
Kris: Who paints on a carpet?!
Me: *gets flashbacks of Riley painting on pillows and carpet to express Janet*
Lol
LOL
That's Mah Bestie!
Omg the beginning when she was talking about our hair, I literally just cut my hair lol
7:04 the dramatic sandwich throw was beautiful
The cooking ramen in its packet is acutely doable, people in prison do it, and the bag isn’t effected by the water
Cooking ramen's for dumb people - IT'S ALREADY COOKED! What's more, IT'S DELICIOUS CRUNCHY! Just crush it up (in the package to minimize mess) pour a little water on it, add HALF a seasoning packet, and you gotta delicious, satisfying meal! :o)
So the innocent looking lady with the Bob haircut has done time in prison. Interesting.
@@lorieakin1771 🤣🤣🤣 I love your brain
“I clean a dish, in order to use it- I don’t pour BOILING hot water into a plastic bag to make CANCER NOODLES”
-Kris 2021
Lol
Yes, words spoken by a GENIUS
Cancer noodlessss
Hi Kris, I just discovered your channel and am I ever glad I did. Been binging on your videos and really enjoying them. You are so quick-witted and your reactions and comments are hysterical. Thank you for sharing your wonderful talents! And Kevin - what a sweetie and a handsome guy!
we both said "just use a spatula!" at the same time lol
“It looks like she was marked by a demon, and she’s gonna get possessed.” That part killed me!
-in two to four business days-
Followed by that short clip, i shat pants hahahah
Omg sameee
If it killed you maybe you're the demon
OMG 189 likes!!! Thank you!! 😁
Kris: “your hair looks nice! Keep it that way”
Me: "I am... bald... so........ nevermind, thanks!"
WHY DO I FEEL SO BAD..I KNEW SOMEONE WAS GONNA COMMENT THIS
Hi
U have body hair raight
Or have you shaved too?
You can have imaginary hair c monnn
@@yazee08 you do realize that everyone shaves
@@existing-is-pain I have never shaved so far
@@saturnine7622 ok my bad
“ the one time they use a bowl , they try to POSION you.”
- kallmekris
The no-clean-dishes phenomenon was the only reason the dishes in my shared apt ended up getting cleaned by someone other than me! (Incidentally, I cleaned my own dishes, while trying not to Jinga style topple the tower of my roommates dishes that had been left to ferment in the shared kitchen sink (I also had a 4person dorm room that had 2 btr sinks and no kitchen, except the micro/fridge unit I purchased that I kept for common use in the lr, and the same situation would occur with the other 3 roommates filling one btr sink that would eventually overflow to the point of annexing the remaining sink as grim, bacteria, and mold central hq) then took those 2 each flatware/silverware item I was allotted as mine (I provided the flatware/Tupperware/silverware for everyone) to horde in my bdrm so I could eat in the closest sanitary conditions I could manage)
“Somebody is trying to sabotage this woman! "
I died at this 😂
Yes
I love the fact that her voice goes to Riley and back to her regularly voice. She made my day
I think you mean Janet?
I got a horrible haircut a few days before watching this video and her compliment just made my day. Please keep complimenting us in videos
my computer froze at 8:59 and its so funny cuz theres all the suspense and then BAM kris gotta wait even longer to sneeze lol
“My house was designed by, Dollar Tree”
I can’t-
lol
This is a bit off topic, but does anyone else get irrationally upset about among us?
Me🙋♀️
Hi evil
Yeah it used to be fun but it got memes to death
Y
Hi!
Binge-wartching all the react videos, and just hearing her mention "Jekyll And Hyde" by Five Finger Death Punch made me so happy lmao one of my favorite bands
Her saying my hair looked nice was the best joke she's ever said
kris: "i like ur hair, keep it that way"
the bald viewers:
They prob have fuz
Lol
Oop
Dang that hit me hard 😂🤣🤪
PFFt-
When the girl threw the bread my husband quoted Tommy Wiseau he goes "Idid not hit her, I did not" 😂
Okay so I’m just rewatching these a whole year later because I wanted to, right? I forgot the intro. I am sitting here watching just as I skip the ads and enjoying her presence. Then the complimentary compliment for this video was how we did our hair today…..I am in full cosplay, except I took off the wig an hour ago. I am still in the outfit. I did not take my hair out of its bald-like shape. On the floor, wheezing. This made my day, thank you, Kris! :)
Kris: *compliments my hair*
Me who got a haircut and even my BFFs didn’t realise i got one: *internal crying of happiness*
Omg same I just dyed my hair and the first thought in my head: "Can you read minds?!"
@@VexDoesntExist666 haha I actually cant 😂
Haha, I let me hair be curly for once, when I normally straighten it. (I have naturally curly hair, but I was bullied for it. Thanks D’Xinghar.) her complimenting it, I actually felt nice.
Awwwwww! I bet it looks wonderful!
lol im bald
“I like your hair” me who hasn’t done anything not even brushed it today “why thank you kind ma’am”
My hair looks good and I don't gotta do anything.
I’m in bed so uh thanks kris
And im bald so yea. Thanks i guess?
I just woke up and my hair looks like a hay bale but ok thanks
6:50 theyre listening to Blasphemian by Infant Annihilator (yes thats a band also great song choice lol)
Ok. Omg. The fact that for said 5fdp on a video is awesome! So i am related to one of the members of the band and this is the first video I've seen use reference to them! 😂😂 love it!
“I like your hair, keep doing it that way.”
Bald people: *am I a joke to you?*
Lol oof
Bruh moment HAHAHAHHA
@@kyoheiteves3979 HAHAH
Poor bald ppl.
@@wolfie6899 fr tho
Nobody:
5 minute hack: I just destroyed this $80-$100 vacuum to get a paint stain out of a $5 rug.
fr tho-
so true
Yeah, but rugs can go from 5-2000 or more..but I really like your comment! It’s really funny!
What….
Omg the compliment gave me so much confidence because I just neatly braided my hair for the first time
Torching a knife will either just discolor it if too cool, or completely destroy the tempered edge and it will never hold an edge again.
Bread is best cut by serrated edge knives, because the straight edge will crush the loaf before it gets enough pressure across the wide contact to pierce it. The serrations will focus the pressure into its points to be through it before crushing starts.
“You know what you do CaSsAnDrA, you do the dishes!”
I feel called out. I was looking at her eyes as she spoke and was admiring how cool they look (for context, I don't wear makeup), when she said, "I don't need your judgement, REBECCA!" Sorry, Ms KallMeKris *bows awkwardly away*
Ok bit Rebecca stilinski... Why why the name... and then you have a picture of stiles... This is too far.
@@shannonboswell7458 Because, my brother told me not to put my actual name, and I couldn't think of anything else to put. It wouldn't let me leave the surname blank. So, the first name that popped into my head was Stilinski. Also, my picture was of Stiles before I made the surname Stilinski. Yes, Stiles Stilinski is my favourite Teen Wolf character.
What has makeup got to do with anything
When you said"I love your hair,keep doing it that way!"I actually got my hair cut today
I love kris's videos. It is so funny how she gets so mad at what 5 minutes does like that paper air plane it's just so funny.😂 Kris makes me laugh every time I watch her.❤
“She’s gonna get possessed in the next 2-4 business days”this had me crying 😂
Same 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I love your name and your pic! DOBBY IS A FREE ELF HE HAS NO MASTER
@@kerlindakhongsit9233 ty!
Aka 25 centuries and then you don’t get what you ordered
5 finger death punch?!?! KRIS YOURE MY NEW FAVE ❤
I found myself jamming to the background music unironically while waiting for the elevator this am 🤣🤣
Kris: “Keep doing your hair like that I like it!”
Me: *sitting on the toilet at 3am*
and I m wheezing 😩🙏🏻 seeing this comment
Bahhhh
I’m wearing a bonnet haha
Nice 😀
Kris: “keep your hair that way it looks nice!”
Me who hasn’t brushed my hair yet: 👁👄👁
"I like your hair that way!"
People with no hair: *confusion*
@@kaazriel im related
LOL ... "the one time they use a bowl , they trying to poising you. "
Kris: Your hair looks nice
Me: laying on a bean bag with freshly dieyed hair.
@Unstoppable ye
And I had my fav hairstyle in ❤️
Same. Just dyed mine a few weeks ago and still wake in the morning in shock some days. I’ll wake up, unwrap my hair and say, “Wtf happ- oh right, dyed it.” First time dying my hair in case you were wondering. Bright red.
i dyed mine yesterday
@Ethan Yau That’s some bs. If it were me, I’d dye my head a whole rainbow of colours just to be petty. If it was my last year and close to the last day. Not trying to get expelled.
I spent three hours on my hair today so when you said that my hair look good and that, I should keep doing it. My smile went from 0 to 10 in one second. So thank you so much for making my day better every day ❤❤❤
I love this channel because Kris is funny and thanks for the compliments in the beginning of your videos ❤
“WHO WAS SITTING IN THE SUN FOR 6 HOURS AND NOT MOVING A MiLImETeR?!” i’m dying of laughter rn😂😂
Kris: “keep doing your hair that way it looks nice”
Me who just got a haircut:👁👄👁 aight thanks-
@kahleda crosbie lmao nice
me tooooooo
Yeah same!! And I was thinking I wanted to cut it again but now I’ve changed my mind and I like it better now thanks Kris!!
As someone in a culinary class that crepe one made me scream
I am deceased at "cancer noodles" lmao
Kris: “I had an existential identity crisis this afternoon REBECCA I don’t need your judgement”
Me - called Rebecca and having just came off a 8 hour shift at McDonald’s wanting to relax:👁👄👁
Rip 😭
Yea REBECCA Lmaoo
Hi name buddy!!!! 😁 Great name btw….
PLSSS
PLZZZZ LMAO
Kris: "You did something with your hair-"
Me : **On the toilet confused if she can see me**
Oh my same
Me too im watching this now on the toilet
“YOU KNOW WHAT CaSsAnDrA?! You clean the dishes!” PLEASE- 😭🖐️
I was doing my Duolingo while watching this and Kris looked over at the green bar at the top right after the ding where you move onto another question😂😂
kris: “i like your hair that way keep it that way”
me: *gets a haircut the day before*
Im sure you still look nice 👩🦲
yea i literally cut my hair a few hours befire watching this video... I feel watched-
lol my hairs a mess
Same😔😔
Me too lmao
kris : i like your hair, keep doing it that way.
me: laying in bed just waking up from a 12 hour nap looking like the cookie monster on steroids, “ thank you :)”
🤣🤣🤣
Me resting with my footlong dreads pushed above my head on the pillow: aw thnx bb :')
I deadass look like an emo toddlers drawing of the sun 🌞
I'm in lockdown haven't showered for two days - thanks! ;-)
SameeeeeT^T
15:50 little life hack from me: if your bread is so old that you cant even cut it, throw that shit away
you are so funny, I always check out your vids when my mental health brings me down
@Te.l.egramatKall_me_Kris1 i do not know how haha (and I even work in IT lol)
Kris: how is her hand not burning
That woman:I am a demon.
I just watched that part while I scrolled to this
"The one time they use a bowl, they're trying to poison you."
lmao I love Kris's commentary sm
also why is no one talking about her makeup it's stunning
This is actually the first Kallmekris video I've watched since my haircut..