Trying DUMB 5 Minute Crafts

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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  2 роки тому +8724

    The Fire got a little out of hand lol but these were fun! Like the video if you enjoyed! 😄

  • @ryanthompson5576
    @ryanthompson5576 2 роки тому +9088

    The fact that Kris has no faith in 5 minute crafts, but does it anyway for the sake of comedy! I love it 😍 thank you for always making my day Kris 💕

  • @haqilahhashim991
    @haqilahhashim991 2 роки тому +307

    When you actually feel insecure about your nose and hearing some compliments about them just made my day . Love you Kris

    • @mushroomlover479
      @mushroomlover479 2 роки тому +2

      Same

    • @shianascarlett628
      @shianascarlett628 2 роки тому +3

      same i was about to comment that lol

    • @leonaplayz923
      @leonaplayz923 2 роки тому +2

      Im one of those ppl whos insecure abt their nose but anyway its fine kris likes it LMAO

  • @elizabethrosewood-author
    @elizabethrosewood-author Рік тому +97

    "We get to light sshhhit on FFIIYAAAAAA" really got me, keep it up kris, you are AMAZING

  • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
    @thecomorbiditycurator8018 2 роки тому +3351

    Kris: paranoid about buying condoms despite being an adult
    also Kris: comfortably makes "just the tip" jokes

    • @Vaniilynn_
      @Vaniilynn_ 2 роки тому +20

      LMAO TRUE

    • @celesviamelora18
      @celesviamelora18 2 роки тому +66

      Sometimes I really found that she's still kinda has that young innocent girl's vibe in her adult body 😂 Idk

    • @Arisxgon
      @Arisxgon 2 роки тому

      @@celesviamelora18 so what is a condom used for anyway

    • @Arisxgon
      @Arisxgon 2 роки тому +3

      @Frosted why are you saying umm

    • @Arisxgon
      @Arisxgon 2 роки тому +2

      @Frosted 14 almost 15

  • @SirWonkotheSane
    @SirWonkotheSane 2 роки тому +630

    And here we see a young Canadian woman's slow but accelerating decent into madness. We love you Kris.

    • @the_kitcat
      @the_kitcat 2 роки тому +5

      Couldnt be truer

    • @sadra9252
      @sadra9252 2 роки тому +9

      How can something be so dark and funny at the same time😂🤣
      I love dark humor

    • @riko3072
      @riko3072 2 роки тому +1

      The things she does for us 😂 🤚

    • @westzed23
      @westzed23 2 роки тому +2

      I had to read that in a nature announcer voice. "Over here she is now walking through the forest looking for a puddle."

    • @robercoli6136
      @robercoli6136 2 роки тому

      Must be the abstinence...

  • @mohishamehta7921
    @mohishamehta7921 2 роки тому +1232

    I love how she is just herself and makes everyone's day better. Thanks a lot Kris🥺♥️

  • @naaulemic13
    @naaulemic13 Рік тому +202

    i almost choked on my pear when she said "dont try this on kids" thats how funny u r Kris, thanks for making us all laugh❤️

  • @chimeravids7397
    @chimeravids7397 2 роки тому +529

    "Dont try these on kids!" Had me dying! I was eating at the time of watching this and I almost choked. It brought tears to my eyes I was laughing so hard. Thank you, Kris, for brightening our day!

    • @christinalandgren6161
      @christinalandgren6161 2 роки тому +10

      same here

    • @WhimsicalHelvetesfönster
      @WhimsicalHelvetesfönster 2 роки тому +5

      Same! I had just taken a bite of a powdered sugar doughnut and blew out a cloud of powdered sugar when I laughed. Caught me off guard lol.

  • @lucasmedeiros2311
    @lucasmedeiros2311 2 роки тому +101

    Every use of "thats what she said" kris uses is pure gold and her personality is just amazing

  • @Z1GGYStardust101
    @Z1GGYStardust101 2 роки тому +151

    Every single time she compliments us, or sings, it makes each and every one of our days better. We love you kris!

  • @LovveLivvy
    @LovveLivvy Рік тому +41

    "Uh! She's burnt, she's CRISPY." I replayed that scene like 50 times lol. also...
    "WE GET TO LIGHT MORE S*** ON FIRE LETS GOO!"

    • @Teagan-f1f
      @Teagan-f1f 5 місяців тому +2

      Lets go more fire
      😂😂

  • @Fluffy16945
    @Fluffy16945 2 роки тому +162

    Love her little compliments, it always makes me feel a little better about myself🥰

  • @alainalaniedougherty9161
    @alainalaniedougherty9161 2 роки тому +115

    I wouldn't hesitate to do these with you. It looks so much fun to "try" and I love that you make yourself laugh the whole way through.

  • @dea_6x348
    @dea_6x348 2 роки тому +480

    I swear Kris got first, and secondhand embarrassment by making this video. She really is jumping over those extra hurdles just for us, much love 💛

  • @Joey-fo4ut
    @Joey-fo4ut 10 місяців тому +9

    Her saying I have the cutest nose made my day, I had to get forty stitches in my nose because of a dog accident, so I have bad scar tissue and I'm not very confident about my appearance because of it, thank you kris❤❤❤❤

  • @MillysUniverse
    @MillysUniverse 2 роки тому +167

    Let’s just take a moment to realize how much Auntie Kris loves us just to put herself through that stuff just so we could be happy 🥺💙 I love you Auntie Kris and thank you for everything you’ve done for us for this video, the ones before, and the ones after

  • @aliviabush6854
    @aliviabush6854 2 роки тому +208

    I love the way she always compliments her fans. It makes me feel better after a whole day of being insecure. 😢😍 I love Kris so much 🥰.

  • @Endless-Vids
    @Endless-Vids 2 роки тому +1088

    The fact she actually went out to get stuff for “hacks” that don’t even work is true dedication respect ✊

    • @audreemaurice4899
      @audreemaurice4899 2 роки тому +14

      Welll the condom and chips hacks did works xD haha she almost set fire at her backyard with the chips 😂😂😂

    • @aria.smith29
      @aria.smith29 2 роки тому +5

      Ikr respect ✊🏻

    • @dreamdonut0003
      @dreamdonut0003 2 роки тому +3

      Hey remember me 😊 I changed my profile pic and I'm thinking about changing my UA-camr username EDIT: I just wanted to say hi 😊

    • @Endless-Vids
      @Endless-Vids 2 роки тому +2

      @@dreamdonut0003 hi! I couldn’t pin or heart this comment but I liked and now replied🤗

    • @dreamdonut0003
      @dreamdonut0003 2 роки тому +1

      @@Endless-Vids thanks 😊☺️ have a great day 😊

  • @John_1920
    @John_1920 Рік тому +39

    05:37 Those kinds of chips are an excellent fire starter for when you don't have any dry kindling or non-natural fire starter products to use, but have to get a fire started.
    Normally you would place some logs in a tipi tent formation around the chips, and you would place whatever other kind of kindling onto the chips that you might have.
    Don't forget to find various larger stones around your camping area to form a large enough circle with the stones touching each other around the fire, this will help decrease the chances of any accidental spread of fire, but you should always keep an eye on the fire, even up to 10 minutes - or longer - after you douse it as there might still be small hidden embers that could potentially reignite the fire.

    • @laser8389
      @laser8389 9 місяців тому +1

      Adding to this that they'll catch easier but burn faster if you crumble them, so you could do that with some as a starter which would then catch the full chips to twigs to sticks to logs.

    • @WhoElseLikesCheese
      @WhoElseLikesCheese 4 місяці тому

      I ain’t reading all that

  • @AlexGarcia-es9fl
    @AlexGarcia-es9fl 2 роки тому +53

    "We get to light shit on fire!" Right into seeing Kevin being so well behaved. Melting my heart ❤️

  • @help_urself5691
    @help_urself5691 2 роки тому +126

    Does anyone else just love it when she gives you those little compliments it brightens up my day thank you 😊

  • @CallaLily5278
    @CallaLily5278 2 роки тому +503

    Oml, this woman is the best confidence booster ever! She needs like 10m videos of her just complimenting us all. Like that would just be amazing

    • @alexander_yoko
      @alexander_yoko 2 роки тому +9

      Yeah, she was embarrassed to buy condoms, still she did it. That's the attitude! (I mean the second thing)

    • @CallaLily5278
      @CallaLily5278 2 роки тому +5

      @@alexander_yoko Ikr!! I just love this woman

    • @Ghost-qy1sm
      @Ghost-qy1sm 2 роки тому +2

      I am insecure but then shes compliments it. And even tho i know shes not complimenting me specifically it still makes me feel good

    • @CallaLily5278
      @CallaLily5278 2 роки тому +2

      @@Ghost-qy1sm My anxiety does the same thing, it’s like “Y’know she’s not doing that directly to you” but the way she does it overpowers my anxiety. So watching her videos always make me feel better about myself. I have another creator I watch who does the same type of thing

    • @projectr5651
      @projectr5651 2 роки тому

      and damn she has a great voice like at 1:02 did you see that ? damnn

  • @Ash.yuji.k
    @Ash.yuji.k 5 місяців тому +11

    “We get to light more shitttt on fire letssssss goooooooo” got me dying same with “don’t try this on kids” was a true life lesson

  • @ashlynngarrison641
    @ashlynngarrison641 2 роки тому +2002

    Kris: setting chips on fire laughing like a maniac
    Deborah: She's at it again Tom!!
    Oh my, guys thank you for the likes. I've never had this much- now quite sure how to react here

    • @sudheer8745
      @sudheer8745 2 роки тому +46

      Tom: he's all fit? well thats good for him
      Deborah: no tom *SHE'S AT IT*
      Tom: What?
      Deborah: Just forget it tom, I'm calling the police

    • @undercovermilipede
      @undercovermilipede 2 роки тому +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @bobbeestewart660
      @bobbeestewart660 2 роки тому +4

      Lol 😂

    • @ninaboulay2430
      @ninaboulay2430 2 роки тому +9

      Tom:why are you filming him
      Deborah:I don't know we might need evidence imcalling the police

    • @ashlynngarrison641
      @ashlynngarrison641 2 роки тому +5

      @@ninaboulay2430 Or maybe Deborah has her own Channel.....🤔

  • @sophieadams4038
    @sophieadams4038 2 роки тому +164

    You have to admit whenever Kris posts you can assume she’s going to make us laugh and smile. She never lets us down. Love you Kris 💕💕💕💕

  • @coolgirl5547
    @coolgirl5547 2 роки тому +71

    I love that whenever Kris just is herself, she is amazing and funny, but whenever I try to be myself I just get embarrassed, anxious, and depressed. At least Kris makes my day better with each video she posts.❤️

  • @Lemon-editzzz
    @Lemon-editzzz Рік тому +9

    5:45 “WE GET TO LIGHT MIRE SHIT OF FIRE! LETS GOOO” -wise words of kallmekriss💀

  • @StaceymarieS
    @StaceymarieS 2 роки тому +521

    I could feel the anxiety when she had to do her hair 😂 this woman has got guts and glory that’s for sure!

  • @erinadey1231
    @erinadey1231 2 роки тому +261

    We need a “in the kar with kris” that would be so funny like going around with with different guests🤯

  • @adminuser5502
    @adminuser5502 2 роки тому +565

    Kris: I probably look like a weirdo...
    Deborah: She's at it again Tom!!
    Edit: Holy s*** this is my most liked comment, thanks so freaking much guys. I didn't think that this would get this many likes. 💖💕

    • @ashlynngarrison641
      @ashlynngarrison641 2 роки тому +3

      Lol!

    • @SofiaElizabeth06
      @SofiaElizabeth06 2 роки тому +10

      Tom: Woman! Stop please!

    • @editor_ducky_oreo
      @editor_ducky_oreo 2 роки тому +1

      OMg she better make a tiktok of the creepy neighbor watching her doing the chip fire

    • @jessicacesar3274
      @jessicacesar3274 2 роки тому +2

      Her going back into the grocery store to get these must feel very weird lol her in the car just jamming out

    • @brostriderlover69
      @brostriderlover69 2 роки тому +2

      Deborah: honey, get the gun.

  • @AllWithA
    @AllWithA Рік тому +3

    This video is proof that anything can be fuel for a fire if you try hard enough.

  • @tiawilcox2077
    @tiawilcox2077 2 роки тому +65

    okay but y’all gotta agree, kris’s compliments always make your day better 🙃

    • @johnjo3409
      @johnjo3409 2 роки тому

      ua-cam.com/video/EN9NMmroSQs/v-deo.html
      No home
      ....

    • @maybeinsha
      @maybeinsha 2 роки тому

      yeah they do !

    • @aftxrrlxfe
      @aftxrrlxfe 2 роки тому +1

      True✨, I just wanna say one more thing...
      *Jay likes corn*

  • @matthewcnorris
    @matthewcnorris 2 роки тому +155

    How could anyone not like this? Kris went WAY above and beyond her norm in making this video. 😃

  • @Alarna4812
    @Alarna4812 2 роки тому +300

    Is no one gonna talk about how GOOD kris is at singing????????

  • @Pinkbeaniegirl720
    @Pinkbeaniegirl720 4 місяці тому +2

    I always like how you begin with a very nice compliment
    Because I have barely any friends and it warms my heart

  • @katelynseiple5995
    @katelynseiple5995 2 роки тому +770

    “My hair is gonna smell like middle aged women’s armpits.” Oh my word. You’re the best, Kris! 🤣

    • @joethompson1
      @joethompson1 2 роки тому +4

      gather round children! crazy white lady is outside walmart lighting chips on fire! 😮

    • @sengajermyn9914
      @sengajermyn9914 2 роки тому +1

      the 261 like was me

    • @StillLivin1
      @StillLivin1 2 роки тому

      "OMG" you sound like fat Amy from pitch perfect

    • @themeshricos4324
      @themeshricos4324 2 роки тому +1

      I agree lol

    • @themeshricos4324
      @themeshricos4324 2 роки тому +1

      @@sengajermyn9914 and the 605 was me ❤

  • @lisagoins9218
    @lisagoins9218 2 роки тому +117

    Kris, you are loved by more people than you will ever know. I am one of many psychiatric patients who look to you for a daily dose of laughter. You are a precious gift to many. No one else can cheer people up like you can. Always stay true to yourself.

  • @wingeddemon5070
    @wingeddemon5070 2 роки тому +56

    Other people blowing out candles: “I wish for a pony!”
    Kris: *please don’t light my house on fire*

  • @gachaalex1517
    @gachaalex1517 Рік тому +4

    Honestly, I love the way you talk. With the random shit you say. I do that too. Sometimes I feel like we're related then again, I'm just werird.

  • @roseface
    @roseface 2 роки тому +743

    My favourite part of this series by far is how Kris doesn’t prep what she needs in advance 💀

    • @Soul-ke9gd
      @Soul-ke9gd 2 роки тому +22

      But there's no fun if she already watched the video.

    • @TheRatOverlord
      @TheRatOverlord 2 роки тому +5

      @@Soul-ke9gd true

    • @aquaz.marina.777
      @aquaz.marina.777 2 роки тому +2

      Oh well the videos still great! :)

  • @Lolli4Liberty
    @Lolli4Liberty 2 роки тому +157

    Kris! You are the best “science” teacher I ever had doing these 5 minute crafts. 😂👍🏼 I feel so….educated. 🤣

  • @Graywinter-vz7zo
    @Graywinter-vz7zo 2 роки тому +138

    Kris, the only person who does crazy things for us. She’s the champion of all time

    • @ultimatefreakform
      @ultimatefreakform 2 роки тому +2

      Yaaas

    • @emerala5292
      @emerala5292 2 роки тому +2

      ever heard of the pain rankers, its even crazier

    • @ItsActuallyKate2008
      @ItsActuallyKate2008 2 роки тому +1

      You should watch lauranzside it’s cool too but I agree

    • @ultimatefreakform
      @ultimatefreakform 2 роки тому +1

      @@ItsActuallyKate2008 o-k

    • @okami_ketsuki6666
      @okami_ketsuki6666 2 роки тому

      I 💕 what sweetness everyone gets when I see her face on the days that are terrifying it always lights up the day love you Kris ❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @lillisbooknook7384
    @lillisbooknook7384 Рік тому +2

    The entire duck tape foot scene killed me

  • @Amarianee
    @Amarianee 2 роки тому +52

    My great-grandmother was from Hungary and any time she said "knife" in English, she called it a "k-nif-ee." You just reminded me of that and it makes me smile. Apparently, there's not a lot of silent letters in Hungarian, and it drove her crazy how English has so many lol

  • @falewhail5394
    @falewhail5394 2 роки тому +26

    You have the best energy, Kris. Your entire tangent to the grocery store was fantastic, and who needs music with pipes like yours? Just what I needed at the end of a looong day.

  • @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz
    @Z0mb13-34ts-BrAInzZz 2 роки тому +58

    Am I the only one who actually gains confidence when Kris says something nice- i'm extremely self conscious and I feel better about myself when I hear it.

    • @bibiankka885
      @bibiankka885 2 роки тому +1

      Agreed. Strangely enough, I’m probably the most self conscious about my nose, so that was an absolutely lovely surprise. Kris really does stand out as one of the most personable, sweetest and professional UA-camrs.

  • @PotatoChip555
    @PotatoChip555 3 місяці тому

    i love her complements at the beginning of her videos. she seems like the nicest person ever

  • @cmorehouse
    @cmorehouse 2 роки тому +178

    I absolutely love her compliments it makes me feel like I'm not a failure based on my looks! Thank you Kris! You have made me happy today!!

    • @cmorehouse
      @cmorehouse 2 роки тому

      Also this was the best hacks video yet! I died in the process of laughing

    • @mrkelpy_
      @mrkelpy_ 2 роки тому

      @@cmorehouse Honestly same. Even if I don't watch the video I'll stay around for the compliment

    • @the_second_channel
      @the_second_channel 2 роки тому

      "in hell, they call me sal imp, or, a short form, S.imp" mightpink gaming

    • @AlyxAesthetics
      @AlyxAesthetics 2 роки тому

      in getting sick of these comments lol. every. single. video. she knows. we all know. it's not original. talk about something interesting

  • @aash1ra
    @aash1ra 2 роки тому +340

    you know she loves all of us when she ruins her perfect, beautiful, GORGOEUS hair, finds a forest, colours her toes with a marker and dips her feet in mud for our entertainment

  • @ev3ryday_mm2
    @ev3ryday_mm2 2 роки тому +271

    Kris has a gift that she’s so funny and she can make anyones day just by being herself 🙂

  • @annatuliainen1644
    @annatuliainen1644 Рік тому +7

    Does someone else love when she compliments us??? ❤ love you kris ❤❤

  • @harperweyant6540
    @harperweyant6540 2 роки тому +55

    Her compliment that she gives us at the beginning really just makes me feel self confident and makes my day amazing. Thank you kris!

    • @harperweyant6540
      @harperweyant6540 2 роки тому +2

      @@elle4702 girl what the heck

    • @harperweyant6540
      @harperweyant6540 2 роки тому +2

      @@elle4702 why you got an only fans I don’t want to be lookin at that🤮

  • @gre_ricc
    @gre_ricc 2 роки тому +49

    Can we appreciate the fact that Kris here is literally intoxicating herself for us like girl we love you but stay safe, those 5 min crafts don't seem very safe😩😭❤️

  • @TayKel143
    @TayKel143 2 роки тому +17

    The amount of torture Kris puts herself through for our entertainment 😅 We love the commitment. ❤️

  • @SunandStarsPJO
    @SunandStarsPJO 7 місяців тому +1

    1:36 was a whole rollercoaster of emotions

  • @bmgyulvr137
    @bmgyulvr137 2 роки тому +141

    I’ve always been insecure about my nose and kris saying it’s cute just made my day

    • @rainybopz
      @rainybopz 2 роки тому +4

      Same!!

    • @spacequitlmao
      @spacequitlmao 2 роки тому +2

      I'm more insecure abt my ugly ass eyebrows

    • @thatkpopstanyoudontknow2nd756
      @thatkpopstanyoudontknow2nd756 2 роки тому +4

      @@spacequitlmao c'mon your eyebrows are cute and unique in your own way, it's pretty!

    • @esme3994
      @esme3994 2 роки тому

      ikr love her

    • @spacequitlmao
      @spacequitlmao 2 роки тому

      @@thatkpopstanyoudontknow2nd756 I look like a drunk 19 yr old that does drvgs

  • @apostatelizzy6836
    @apostatelizzy6836 2 роки тому +14

    The suffering she goes through for us does not go unappreciated! We love you, Kris! 🥰

  • @I_heart_Manchas
    @I_heart_Manchas 2 роки тому +89

    I literally love kris’s personality she’s funny nice and makes entertaining videos she’s literally a 🌠

  • @DaisyMaravilla
    @DaisyMaravilla Рік тому +1

    watching Kris ride in the car cured my depression

  • @mazgoncek
    @mazgoncek Рік тому +56

    I really like Kris tells a compliment on the start of the videos bc it fixes my mood right away and I need to smile at it. If you will read this Kris, please don't stop with them.

  • @Dxnna
    @Dxnna 2 роки тому +33

    I love how she gives us a compliment at the beginning rod each video, it really boosts my self confidence. Thank you for the amazing videos kris 💗💗

  • @Abejaved
    @Abejaved 2 роки тому +222

    For brief moment, Kris understood what is it like for a guy to buy condoms and she resorted to the same tactics we use to mask the purchase, buy a bunch of other stuff

    • @nonyabusiness3619
      @nonyabusiness3619 2 роки тому +5

      But aren't guys usually proud to show their piers that they're about to get laid?

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 2 роки тому +17

      Why is that embarrassing? unless you're self conscious about condom size or just a super private person? But then again, this question is coming from someone who shamelessly waved around tampons in high school when teachers wouldn't let me take my backpack to the bathroom with me during class so 🤷‍♀️ I'm a bit lost in the shame/embarrassment department.

    • @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle
      @PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle 2 роки тому +8

      @@thecomorbiditycurator8018 It's a private thing. We all know I have to shit, but I don't want to buy laxatives while letting the whole world know.

    • @thecomorbiditycurator8018
      @thecomorbiditycurator8018 2 роки тому +9

      @@PatrickDaviswimiwamwamwazzle yeah then it's just me that doesn't get it because I have no issue purchasing laxatives and everyone seeing. Constipation happens, it's part of life 🤷‍♀️ We all have bodies.

    • @farlonmuentes6004
      @farlonmuentes6004 2 роки тому +3

      @@thecomorbiditycurator8018 it's more of the size thing. men don't want other people knowing about their size base on the condom they buy. the small doesn't look good but that is the average size of most men.

  • @FoogadoodleShelStrop-y6c
    @FoogadoodleShelStrop-y6c 2 місяці тому

    I absolutely love the compliments Kris gives❤️❤️❤️❤️

  • @mommyandme8787
    @mommyandme8787 2 роки тому +285

    I Love how Kris always Complements us on our looks.
    Kris: Aw look at your lil nose
    Me: Aw Thank you.
    *Mental Happiness for The Day: Checked

    • @Tay_Tay1611
      @Tay_Tay1611 2 роки тому +7

      Same I was literally stuffing my face with a burger watching this

  • @yash8960
    @yash8960 2 роки тому +22

    1:40
    That sick beat and those moves...!!!🔥🔥

  • @christophervollmer8723
    @christophervollmer8723 2 роки тому +721

    When she said “gather round children, crazy white lady is outside Walmart lighting Tostitos on fire” it killed me 😂

    • @samanthaj1360
      @samanthaj1360 2 роки тому +6

      Same

    • @Lunar_3clipse51
      @Lunar_3clipse51 Рік тому +5

      best thing she has said😂

    • @Lily-mm3xk
      @Lily-mm3xk Рік тому +2

      than you

    • @23Animegod
      @23Animegod Рік тому +2

      I enjoyed it it was funny, she burned chips on fire, imagine if someone just saw that

    • @LMCorvinus
      @LMCorvinus Рік тому +6

      Especially since I would, in fact, gather round to watch that 🤣🤣🤣

  • @cherylshloul5895
    @cherylshloul5895 Рік тому +1

    This girl is comedic genius! You should be on tv too! Like SNL or something... You are truly hilarious gurl... You make my day. And a shout out for your music skills... Nice vocals in the car!

  • @Devi_The_Devil_Pinterest
    @Devi_The_Devil_Pinterest 2 роки тому +189

    Kris just being calm while listening to heavy metal is the funniest thing ever

  • @sonakshikashyap4080
    @sonakshikashyap4080 2 роки тому +27

    Kris makes my day soooooo much better, her content is amazing, her voice is soothing and she weirds herself out to the max to create videos for us.. Thank you so much Kris!!!!

  • @Junebuglov3r
    @Junebuglov3r 2 роки тому +116

    I love how Chris just complement people to make their day and it really works because just one small little detail that you complement on can actually change someone’s life forever

  • @lukakaps9548
    @lukakaps9548 10 місяців тому +3

    I love how normal people use oil or dish soap or actual lube, but five minute crafts insist that you need to finger a condom to get a ring of your finger.
    Pro tip: use lithium grease

  • @kaibrooker6864
    @kaibrooker6864 2 роки тому +7

    "We get to light shit on fireeeeeeeee" the best quote ever. May i just say kris is absolutely amazing and hope you have an amazing day

  • @chandraabudiman
    @chandraabudiman 2 роки тому +57

    0:58 yooo that sounds great

  • @savannahking544
    @savannahking544 2 роки тому +52

    I’ve been sobbing all day and I really appreciate Kris being able to make me laugh today.

    • @samsmelser_
      @samsmelser_ 2 роки тому

      Why were you crying all day?

    • @bobcaterpillar813
      @bobcaterpillar813 2 роки тому

      hopefully you’re feeling better now
      sending all the best 💜

    • @Jo-dk9my
      @Jo-dk9my 2 роки тому

      Awww sorry for the sadness :(
      Hope you’re feeling better now! ❤️

  • @Vicc_M
    @Vicc_M Рік тому

    Kris has me blushin with every compliment

  • @caffeinesystem
    @caffeinesystem 2 роки тому +172

    Kris, about her feet being on camera: "This is gonna end up on site that isn't UA-cam."
    Also Kris, moments later: "Let's see if I can put my leg behind my head--wow, I'm flexible!" 😂

    • @fictionalbeauty
      @fictionalbeauty 2 роки тому +3

      That's what I was thinking, lol.

    • @kendrikhawk7436
      @kendrikhawk7436 2 роки тому +2

      But she's "celibate"... lol.

    • @kendrikhawk7436
      @kendrikhawk7436 2 роки тому

      @@tacolover4968 Yeah, I realized my mistake later, but didn't bother correcting it. Lol.

    • @bm-ww8kb
      @bm-ww8kb Рік тому

      @@kendrikhawk7436 she prefers 'abstinent' lol

  • @baddanki1
    @baddanki1 2 роки тому +21

    Her compliment at the beginning made my day. I’m very insecure about my nose, so that made me feel great.

  • @alexfierro3140
    @alexfierro3140 2 роки тому +75

    Poor Kevin seemed so confused about why his human was lighting food on fire. He's so good though, so well trained! My pups could never. 😆 Love you Kris! You're the best!

  • @MyMovieMagicEdits
    @MyMovieMagicEdits 5 місяців тому +1

    Kris would be such an awesome person to go in a car ride with

  • @DevinGanger
    @DevinGanger 2 роки тому +126

    Using chips as a firestarter is a great camping hack because they're so energy-dense. We used to do that in Boy Scouts. I used to use Cool Ranch Doritos since I never liked the way they tasted.

    • @Scalara9
      @Scalara9 2 роки тому +5

      Excuse you. Sir... Please apologize to the Doritos gods for this blasphemy! 😵

    • @DevinGanger
      @DevinGanger 2 роки тому +2

      @@Scalara9 I said what I said.

    • @DevinGanger
      @DevinGanger 2 роки тому +3

      @xPh3onix Nacho. Accept no substitutes.

    • @xxhoneysucklexx1545
      @xxhoneysucklexx1545 2 роки тому

      @@DevinGanger I agree

    • @lisagoins9218
      @lisagoins9218 2 роки тому +1

      Come to my apartment Kris, I will go on a shopping spree to get you more stuff to burn. We can be Pyromaniacs together.

  • @__blitz1818
    @__blitz1818 2 роки тому +16

    Her compliments at the beginning always bring me joy. Thank you so much kris!

  • @potatuh2
    @potatuh2 2 роки тому +95

    I like the fact that on the packaging of sharpies it says ‘extremely flammable. Keep away from heat and flame.’

  • @EmmaNay-d2l
    @EmmaNay-d2l 4 місяці тому +1

    Literally my anxiety “its going to blow up”

  • @caitlinsnow7000
    @caitlinsnow7000 2 роки тому +48

    I love the voices Kris does it makes watching 5 min craft’s easier.

    • @sniperlif3
      @sniperlif3 2 роки тому +1

      Might want to look into her tiktok if you like her voices.

  • @always_anonymouss
    @always_anonymouss 2 роки тому +24

    I have been suffering through anxiety and whenever Kris compliments us, it makes my day. Your videos make my day and save me from a day of sadness. Thank you! 😁

  • @zattmann8228
    @zattmann8228 2 роки тому +16

    You make the most boring things interesting while putting just the right amount of mature humor and your unique charm. Keep it up.

  • @eaker3036
    @eaker3036 10 місяців тому +1

    Me staying up all night also me: binge watching her

  • @Rozwietr
    @Rozwietr Рік тому +131

    The knife trick would have bigger chances to work if you would use the other side of the knife like they did :D It increases the area of high temperature that would melt the plastic not only cut it.

    • @LMCorvinus
      @LMCorvinus Рік тому +5

      Yes it DEFINITELY doesn't work when using the sharp side, unless the knife is really, really hot

    • @EchoIrl
      @EchoIrl Рік тому +1

      I was thinking it

  • @R0T3N_B0N3S
    @R0T3N_B0N3S Рік тому +97

    kris has brought me so much joy within this past hour, im 14 and im going through my first love heartbreak and because of her video , i have laughed

    • @theplushiecrew1486
      @theplushiecrew1486 Рік тому +7

      I’m 14 too and Kris intensely boosts my self-esteem. So sorry to hear about your heartbreak.

    • @lov3_ce
      @lov3_ce 11 місяців тому

      im 14 as well and going thru my first love heartbreak and im here to have a laugh

  • @Adogdoingdogthings
    @Adogdoingdogthings 2 роки тому +63

    I CAN'T EXPRESS HOW MUCH I LOVE HER!! She's willing to do these dumb 5 minute crafts for our entertainment :D
    You're amazing Kris 😍

    • @Arichii鬱俺
      @Arichii鬱俺 2 роки тому

      !Alert!
      Please dont reply to Hitano, they could hack you, it could be a hacker.

  • @allisonwoodward8128
    @allisonwoodward8128 3 місяці тому +1

    "...im a sweaty batch..." same girl, same

  • @lunar_nocturne1868
    @lunar_nocturne1868 2 роки тому +208

    1:37 You've got good taste in music Kris! I'm vibing with you while you're listening to them. And yeah, if I were in your place going to buy condoms for a trying dumb 5 minute crafts video, I too would hope to not run into anyone, especially not someone who recognize me. Lol, thank you for going through that for us though because I love it when you try these dumb 5 minute crafts for us because I like when you end up debunking them. I also just love and adore your videos in general. Love you so much and have a great day/night and take care of yourself!

    • @Josie74245
      @Josie74245 2 роки тому +5

      Tokyo drift is fire

    • @kindypop
      @kindypop 2 роки тому +1

      Deze nuts are deze

    • @Ntato
      @Ntato 2 роки тому +1

      agreed 💯 👍👍💯

    • @avachappssssss
      @avachappssssss 2 роки тому +1

      @@Josie74245 what is the song called?

    • @Josie74245
      @Josie74245 2 роки тому +1

      @@avachappssssss Tokyo drift

  • @dahyunisjypsdad3813
    @dahyunisjypsdad3813 2 роки тому +36

    9:18 damn those vocals

  • @martinaasandersen3775
    @martinaasandersen3775 2 роки тому +21

    9:35 To be fair it looked like they used the backside of their knife so might make a difference (ie. melting through rather than cutting). But you're definitely going to ruin the knife with the lighter regardless. And melted microplastic in your cutting board seems like a bad idea.

  • @MøöñŁīțÐřåġôň
    @MøöñŁīțÐřåġôň 3 місяці тому

    0:57 gave me flashbacks to wars i dont need to be thinking about at two am after not sleeping in three days. thanks to this, i now have to take a minute and watch the animatic before i can return to this video in peace

  • @jodyallenfoster
    @jodyallenfoster 2 роки тому +7

    I love how all i have to do is watch the first 10 seconds of a KallmeKris video, and my self esteem goes through the roof. Love ya Kris! 😀😀

  • @shamshadijaz9861
    @shamshadijaz9861 2 роки тому +157

    Fun fact: When Kris is complimenting us at the start of the video, she is actually looking in the mirror and saying this to herself lol!!😸

  • @ami8904
    @ami8904 2 роки тому +24

    7:02 when you started coughing i did too, my throat doesn't hurt anymore ma'am. thank you Dr. Collins

  • @justbreathe5466
    @justbreathe5466 7 місяців тому +2

    "Heyyy Kevin! You wanna light some chips on fire??" 😂