Hacks That Are WORSE Than 5 Minute Crafts
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- Опубліковано 5 бер 2022
- I can't believe something out there exists that is even more dumb than five min crafts, but here we are! Please Like and Sub to the channel and let me know what else you guys want to see in the comments below!
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When 5 minute crafts sound intelligent.... we messed up as a species. Sorry Kris you had to do this for us.... You went from cut on your hand to brain trauma for us.
We love you
It seems like it could be satire
She needs a gold star for her dedication IMO
@@Justm3180 they just figured out that people don't get that their hacks are shit quick enough so they get their views and likes however. So, they just stopped caring about the quality of their content and got lots of vids with stupid garbage out.
At this point they’re doing it on purpose.
Guys... I think you are all missing the point here. It's not serious about its craft solutions. If you didn't get it by the painting on sunscreen, then definitely by the shoes at the end. This is satire!
I'm not sure how they spell their name, but generally troupe refers to s comedy troupe, a group of comedians that put on a comedy play or bit.
Rowan Atkinson was in one before he became Mr Bean.
Fry and Laurie... All the best British comedians have done this stuff.
So yeah... This is definitely, absolutely, 100 percent taking the piss of 5 minute crafts. I loved it! It was hilarious!!
This woman isn't a national treasure, she's a global treasure.
Omg hahah so sweet ❤️
We’re all gonna have to agree with you there, I am relatively new to this channel, but if I stopped watching it then I’m preeeetty sure that my mental health would drop more than 50%. You have such a positive attitude to everything, we are all extremely grateful to have you in our lives.
@@queendragora1960 you replied RIGHT as i opend the comment
Edith: DAMN TYSM FOR 57 LIKES!
Edit2: No BC what - this is the Most Likes ive ever gotten!
@@kallmekris Keep doing what you're doing Kris. We all love you so much and you make so many people smile!
@@kallmekris I know u comment on us a lot but ur REALLY REALLY PRETTY
Kris: "You look beautiful"
Me: *laying in the dark 3/4 asleep drooling a pool and toping it off with snot*
I am literally at home, sick, and she said that she felt I was not feeling good. Honestly she is the friend we all need and love ❤️. Love you kris
Me to❤❤❤.
my birthday is today🎉😊❤
march,25,
Okay, I am 100% convinced that this is just parodying 5 minute crafts. These "solutions" are too ridiculous to NOT be a parody. It actually makes the video more bearable for me.
That is exactly what I was gonna say! Thank you!
Exactly and she reacted as if it was serious 😅
I think that's the joke in it. She reacts as if it was a real thing, but it is just a parody.
Oh if only, troom troom is actually legit
@@brbupdatingtheautopsyrepor8955 W H A T ? ? ? ?
I thought 5 minute crafts couldn’t get any worse but this isn’t another level, this is another planet. I apologise for the trauma you were out through by watching this to make content for us kris. Your a legend!
Same
not to be that guy but this is troom troom not 5 minute crafts
Troom Troom used to not be that bad tbh i used to watch it 24/7 in like 2017 💀
@@RikoNorth I did mean 5 minute crafts don’t worry lol 😂
@@moonlightprincess yeah true.
your videos are the only thing that calm me when I'm having a full-on mental break down.
They always soothe me
Same
I love how she says something nice about how we look before she starts the video ❤
Kris: "I can't see how this could be worse than 5 minute crafts"
Lady: *puts mini mask over nose*
Kris: *throws phone*
That one annoyed me so much. Like even in a pre-2020 context, _just use a regular mask_
That’s literally what they’re for!!! People use them all the time for seasonal allergies.
That’s how stupid, people who wear their mask under their nose look.
I love it
But also hate it at the same time
God we all miss you 5 minute crafts
I love how Kris compliments us every video and even tho she’s injured she still posts and makes our lives so much better and makes us happier than we were :)
These compliments make my day I really appreciate them
Same I really s appreciate her doing that
Uh you all know she probably sees her own reflection in the camera's lens and thusly in fact talking to her self? Sorry kris, some clarification please?
She's just casually giving us a will to live even when she is sick
I think everyone here needs to look in the mirror every day and compliment yourself. You all need to work on yourself worth. To need someone's compliment to have the will to live is sad and wish you all the best. :)
*giggles* Your reactions to these ridiculous 'life hacks' are seriously good! Serious kudos for actually watching these girl!
You know... at this point I'm starting to think the reason they put these ridiculous 'life hacks' up on the internet is cause they just want us to either laugh at how silly a good portion of them are... or just face palm at the sheer stupidity at the rest
If I ever go to Canada and see her I will probably cry from happiness and excitement, she makes my day and everyone's at that. ❤
It's gotta be Texas now! 😂😂
@@cady9627Yup! 😂Would be just as fun though!
I live in Canada
“AnD yOuR gOiNg To ClOsE yOuR lItTlE fLaPs”
This woman is amazing and doesn’t get the credit she deserves
She has 5mil subscribers of course she does😏
@@classygamuh3847 fr
@@classygamuh3847 5.4 now
She needs like 7.9 million subs
@@MrCobaltYT k
10:37 I love how she walks in her hands to avoid getting the carpet dirty but when she gets done she steps on it anyways
I love her personality so much!! ❤
Love how Kirs called us beautiful when she knows damn well half of us just woke up and look like we got hit by a bus
I appreciate how she compliments her viewers, Im literally all sick and stuffed up right now and when she said "I feel like you're not feeling you're best today but your eyes are sparkling", it literally made me day. Thanks Kris! 🤧😊💛
I am also sick and at home and stuffed up 🤧
Some days I roll my eyes with a "sure honey" and other days I need that so bad her compliment makes me cry. I love her for that.
I know that feeling. I was laying in my bed with a headache and a stuffy nose and I got a compliment from Kris (I felt drunk because of how late it was) my head drooped to the side and I slurred out "Thank you Kris" but it came out like "Thlank ya Krris"
@@dallasrover5515 I can totally relate!! 😂
@@idontknowhowtochangemyusername Ha! 😂
Hi Kris! Canadian that speaks french here, ‘toilet paper’ in French is ‘papier de toilette’ (pah-pi-eh d-eu tou-ah-le-te is how you say it in English if you want to try?) 6:16
0:25
She has been in New York for to long 😂
Am I the only one who felt when she rubbing the camera 😌❤️ We Love you Kris
Heheheh ❤️
Real deal ua-cam.com/video/jSo8pwNwvHo/v-deo.html
@Yes Please just report them. Maybe youtube will ban them if enough people report them. 🤔
I felt it aswell
Ngl scrolling to this before the video makes this comment look dodgy 😆
I love how she NEVER forgets to complement us and no matter how much pain she’s in she’ll always make us feel special
🖤❤️❤️🖤
true
I love these intros she does, makes me feel good about myself
I just kept repeating over and over "this cannot actually be happening. How is this happening? I have entered the 100th level of hell!"
Thank you for tormenting yourself for out entertainment!
I love the compliments she gives us to make our day ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜💕
😂
@@latte_the_dreampxx2066 gimme dose emijos
aww me too
OMG me too she’s soo nice
I love how I can go to the comment section and share a mutual feeling of love for this amazing person. Thank you so much Kris for bringing a smile to all of our faces
Happy I can make you happy ❤️
Agreed 😁🥰
@@kallmekris yes you can! 😌✌
Yeeeeeeees
This was so stupid 😒
I feel like Kris is the kind of person you go to the movies with so they’ll talk through it. Because her commentary is hilarious and probably better than the movie itself.
it's called : video editing
like many youtubers and things like that : they talk a lot a lot a lot and then cut out the worst parts that aren't actually so funny to only keep the good more fun parts
IRL she would sound like she's forcing it so much after a while and would be more annoying than anything else eventually, it's totally not the same thing IRL and video editing
queen*
Usually I LOATHE when people talk through movies (especially people who ASK "what's happening?" when they WOULD know if they would just shut up for 5 seconds), but I know maybe 1-2 people who actually add to the experience by making jokes/comments throughout. To the point where we both go on a tangent and shit just gets a lot funnier/stupid as we go.
@@TigerLoveHeart she's still a bajillion times funnnier than you
@@TigerLoveHeart ok so?
"David" walks in. He chucks his jacket on the side of the couch. His wife, Margaret, looks up from her soap opera and asks with an understanding wince, "So how did you demean yourself today, my love?"
Thank you for the head pat I really needed it. A rabbit of my pasted and I'm watching you for comfort. Thank you for being here kris. Love you.
“I feel like you’re not at 100% so let me give you a pat on the head, and tell you you’re lookin beautiful today”
I actually needed that. Thanks Kris!
its actually your lookin bootiful
@@eglegabalyte6235 Isn’t it the same thing? 🤔
I needed that too bc my Satan's waterfall started today and ✨cramps✨ decided to come for the past 2 hours
@@elizabethgodfrey14237 Aw, I’m sorry to hear that, 😭I hope you feel better! Here, have some chocolate 🍫 🍫🍫🍫 it has magnesium in it, which can help with cramps. Also, that’s uh… very interesting name for that time of the month. I like to call mine “lady days”😆
@@rachaelmae1121 thank u for my chocolate 🫴🍫
also I didn't know what to call it so I just took what first came to mind lol
TT is a 5 minute craft satire channel! I love how they demonstrate the ridiculousness of 5 minute crafts by turning their hacks into obvious garbage by making fun of them! This is pretty freaking hilarious!
Yeah I mean they make some videos that you could think are serious and are more like skits but this video was so obviously a troll
I was wondering about that
Oh thank Zod!
omg THANK FUCK. I WAS PRAYING THAT WAS THE CASE. FAITH IN HUMANITY RESTORED, EVERYTHING IS OKAY
Well, now I have a little more faith in humanity. I thought they were being serious.
"Eyes are sparklin'"
Me, sobbing my eyes out:
I completely forgot about the transition to Stu. That was absolutely flawless!
I simply have to say: she cares so much about us and it’s truely genuine. Kris you may not know it but you’re my best friend lol. 😊
You ruined it with the lol
@@Ezzy_1234 lol
That is kind of sad
the fact that she still records at all costs is just- ✨amazing✨
I know just shows she will do anything for us
The worst hack was the one in her hand 🔪🥑
These clips seem more like parody of 5mc. But I legit can't tell anymore.
Hold on she upload 52 mins ago u comment 54 mins ago
@ТоммуInnit 🅥 ur fake
I have never gotten so much joy from a UA-camr giving me headpats thank you Kris ☺️
Her giving us a pat on a head made me feel better, I’m really sick this morning and it helped ❤️ Kris is always awesome and will stay awesome
I'm actually a little sick right now, too. Hope you get better
Thank, I hope you do too
am sick to my bed is near my window and my window was open so I got a cold so yea hope you guys get better in one second 🙂🙃😉
Did your illness relate to your name??
Did Macca's do something to you??
Those bastards... get better soon
Haha no, I just got my body really exhausted from running around doing stuff too much, feeling better tho!
7:37 Kris' eye-twitch as she says "Let's watch and see" is the perfect encapsulation of how hilariously stupid the Troom Troom Experience has been for all of us.
Thank you, Kris, for reacting to this insane channel.
It’s not hilarious anymore. It’s gotten to the point where it is just painful to watch.
Guys it's satire. This is comedy. It's taking the piss of 5 min crafts. How can you think this is serious!? Lol. The very end the guy tried to put his pants on with his shoes on... Come on, man. As soon as the sunscreen part came on, my partner and I were guffawing at this! It's sooo, so good! Everything about 5 min crafts is in this little gem!! The humour is gold!
NOT THE CLIP OF STU BEING HOT WITH A PHONE!! 😂😂😂
You make my day when it’s dark!!🤣🤣🤣
Alternate Title: "Watching Kris Lose Faith in Humanity for 12 minutes"
in all seriousness, amazing video and yeah... these were all worse than five minute crafts, which i thought would be impossible
Bruh
6:28 had some serious Dennis Leary vibes 🤣😂🤣😂❤️❤️❤️
I watched this after a sobfest and she gave me a pat on the head! 😭Never felt so loved! Thank you Kris. We love you 🫶
I know this is old but seriously the beginning caught me off guard. I’m feeling better now. Thank you. Thank you so much.
" Trust takes years to build, seconds to breaks and forever to repair"
That's an amazing quote right there 🥰
That’s so true. And is why I have trust issues
what are these replies
@Careless Bots. Just report them and ignore :)
Why is there no scam filter so people don’t post scam links
Nice stole qutoe
I love how most of their "fast" solution includes cutting and taping things back together like it's "easy"
Sure, it’s easy but will it stay?
Bet it won't
Don't be ridiculous
@@fauzifauzi3243 I hope you know that they’re being sarcastic
I low key think Troom Troom are mocking 5MC:
5MC: hot glue gun > TT: tape;
5MC: bad hacks > TT: useless hacks;
5MC: absurd scenarios > TT: idiotic scenarios.
Or just piggy backing from their popularity.
the way kris can just guess how I feel and what I need at that moment is a super power, you make me so happy all the time kris! :D
the compliments at the start of your videos are actually really nice and calming to hear!
At this point, I'm pretty sure they're just trolling everyone with these so-called hacks.
Duh
It's called jokes
I am with you Kim van der Linden these clips are …weird.
Nah, they are legit, they suck but are real
Someone has to be an absolute idiot to use these hacks btw
Kris u the best 💕😊❤️
Am I the only one who felt their IQ drop by about 30 points watching these with Kris? LMAO Love that you make us all feel loved Kris. You rock lady.
Flippity Flops, Also known as thongs, as an aussie, you've given me a new word for my vocabulary Kris!💕
I hope you get blisters in your foot!! That was the best line in the whole video!!! =)
The cut at the end with the phone throw and Matthew Lillard had me doubled over laughing, I am W H E E Z I N G
💀💀💀
I could feel my brain cells dying as I watched this. I refuse to call those hacks, cause all they were, were ways to ruin perfectly good things by cutting and taping them with cheap ass tape. I also want to see the guy that taped his phone to his face pull the tape off. Thanks for always making me laugh Kris, hope your hand stops hurting soon!
There is no way in hell troom troom isn't a satire channel by now
I guess u could call them hackjobs
Please, it has to be satire. It's too stupid for it not to be
Its not about hacks or satire, its about clicks and people watching it, its deliberately dumb so people share, comment and dislike out of rage/wtf
I love how Kris makes up the word “solutionize” when the word “solve” is definitely real.
omg i forgot about the existence of that word and I didnt realise solutionize wasnt a real word until she mentioned it-
It's different. You solve a problem with a solution that was previously solutionized.
ik hhaha
I used to teach college English courses, and the multisyllabic word-like monstrosities students make up to use in place of words that already exist is just 🤦♀️. The first one that comes to mind is "comfortability." Do you... Do you maybe mean "comfort"?
@@mikeysrose hahaha comfortability really? , Seriously just use comfort or comfortable 🤣🤣
Listen Kris... I know you posted this ages ago. But I thought I'd let you know it made me laugh tonight when I really needed one. Thank you for doing what you do, and sacrificing your brain cells for a sad woman's sake. You're the best.
Okay tip to cut an avocado. Get the knife in the pit and then turn the knife clockwise or counterclockwise while still in the pit. Will typically take it right out without injury.
6:35 kris became an villain 😂😂😂😂
7:48
“HWHERE IS ZE DUCT TAPE!?!”
Thank you so much for your intro. You’re so whole hearted. I just figured out that I fractured my foot again, so your kindness is making me feel better. 😊❤
10:07 lmao when Kris asked that she nodded
HAHA 😂
we love that every day Kris' channel is becoming less and less kid friendly
YOU LIKE THAT?!? lol
Yes I prefer non-child stuff because I find swearing funny and death/gore in my action adventure type
@@Amplified_Strings adult humor is funny to lots of people
I agree with cash minnick
You guys like that too!
I love when you give compliments in the beginning of your videos they make my day ❤
I LOVE you movie reference/memes, you're hilarious
8:27 pls do not tell me she is going to cook that onion
I love how the lady went out her way to walk on her hand to avoid getting dirt on the carpet then STILL stepped on the carpet🤦
Thank god I'm not the only one who realised that XD
@@mcdreamyM.D AGREED
I think Kris needs to drop some lipstick tips, hers is literally always 🔥
kris's compliments always make me smile on a bad day :D
wait hold on... 8:22 she's not going to use the same onion to cook right?!?🤣🤣
she always makes me smile. thank you for brightening up my day.
So true
Me to
Love your videos keep doing them
Being emotional all evening you complimenting us made me smile and cry lol ty Kris
I appreciate the compliments I was having a bad day I swear Kris stalks us and uses the info for complements lol! Thanks for making content for us Kris!!
I feel that😂😂😂😂 she be calling me out all the time
Saaame! I was feeling tired and upset today but her compliment at the beginning made my day a bit :D
Ik I actually cried 😅
I remember losing so many brain cells when I was younger watching troom troom and 5 minute crafts.
Kris: “What’s the solution for a stubbed toe?”
Me: “Cut it off? Like the stains?”
🤣
I honestly though she will put the toilet paper on the sofa leg, which was going to make 2905305 more sense, but then I realised what I'm watching. Things that doesn't make sense 🤣
@@realitate666 that is legitimately a good idea!
This is troom troom would you like to come work with us😂
Is it weird that kris is the only one who can help my decreasing mental health
Kris: “It can’t be much worse than 5 minute crafts.”
Also Kris 2 seconds into the video: 👁👄👁
She just makes everyone's day better...Who else thinks she is literally a goddess?
I agree, she's a goddess!
Me
Goddess Kris is now a thing
@@Eckosinthevoid YES!
Ja, Da, Si, Yes.
I love how she said “ just get a bra less strap” I laughed so hard.
The handstand to avoid getting mud on the carpet had me rolling on the carpet 🤣 These were ridiculously funny!
8:48 No, it's to attract the ultimate man... Shrek
😄😄😄😄😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😖😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😆😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🥲🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Me: Man, I just need something to make this day end on a good note.
Kris: I feel like you're not feeling a hundred percent-.
Me, sobbing quietly in validation: How does she always know?
Omg same
This girl is not the treasure of our lives, she is the treasure everyone needs 😊😊
“You look bootiful”me;HOW I JUST WOKE UP
Thank you for being here Kris, we can tell you truly care and that means a lot, not many creators have this type of bond with their community. You’re literally the best ❤️ love you
Best one I've seen so far
Couldn't agree more 👌
Kris: calls guy dumb for putting duct tape on his head to hold his phone on his ear.
Also Kris: puts duct tape on her eyes to test five minute crafts.
I use to work at a restaurant that had me peeling and cutting Avocados rapidly. I learned a trick that helped me get my plates out in less than a minute. For next time, a good way to cut an Avocado is; press your knife softly to the center of your Avocado (vertically is ideal), and rotate the Avocado 360 degrees (while still pressing against the knife) (the idea is to have a line around the middle of your Avocado), then you can twist and pull the Avocado apart, then just press up and the green comes out. You can also scoop the seed out with a spoon this way too.
If I could have any thing in world it would be to meet Kriss in person ❤ keep up your wonderful work you are making so many people happy
Kris is a literal Goddess. Every video has the correct amount of chaos and compliments.
Also WHAT WAS THE HACK?!
I’m fairly sure she isn’t an eternal celestial being who has spent centuries granting earthly authority to leaders in return for adulation.
For one thing, she is clearly a corporeal being. For another, she can be harmed by an earthly kitchen utensil such as a knife. Finally, she cannot levitate. Everyone knows that a physical manifestation of a god or goddess is incomplete if it lacks the ability to levitate.
Lets be real now. How many things does Kris do to entretain us? I absolutely adore every video that she posts ✨
How many things? That's easy. ALL the things! 😊
@@Its419games exactly!! She is our queen✨✨✨✨✨💖💖💖💕💕
Actually thank you for that wonderful intro not the part where you told us that you cut your hand but the part where you complimented me thank you that completed my day❤❤❤❤❤❤
Watching your videos every day makes my day
Ur the Most entertaining UA-camr I’ve ever watched
5:42
Says it all!!
😆🤣
11:20 istg it's giving me a mental breakdown
Just wait until Kris learns about troom trooms unicorn videos. I would LOVE to see that.
I am really loving all your videos and it is super impossible for me not to laugh when watching your videos. I feel loved when u complement us and I just want to say that I love you and u are beautiful, kind and very relatable. ❤💖💕
re: 7:00
It legit took me the LONGEST time to understand when people would complain about 'an itch [on their back they] couldn't reach' because I have always been able to reach my back.
One time my coworker was messing around and put a sticker on the exact middle of my back. I laughed, reached back, and pulled the sticker off. He freaked out. *"You're not supposed to be able to reach that!!!!"* lol
(( also - I live in Florida - the sock and sandal one made me die a thousand deaths - I am dead as I type this))
Same lmao
We special
Same here. I can actually lock my hands together behind my back so…
@@VoidKing666 you mean like folding your arms like people do across their chest?
I can do that too!!!
Same ig we built different
Lol same. I can cross my arms behind my back and have one go over my shoulder and one under and hold onto the opposite wrists😂😂
Can we all just appreciate the fact that she never disappointed us with her content 👏👏👏
Appreciated
I'm disappointed in her not picking up on Troom Troom being a parody f 5 minute crafts.
Kris is the prettiest and funniest girl I’ve ever seen. She is so sweet and truly loves her fans. She should be complimenting herself and not us..A True Godess ❤
Brings me so much comfort knowing keris is also afraid of balloons. never met anyone else who is😂
9:35 The man : I have some toilet paper up my sleeves
I don’t know what’s funnier: these guys doing a parody of 5-minute crafts or Kris thinking they were actually serious.🤣
Thank you! I kept thinking Kris had to know she was reacting to parody account but when she didn’t acknowledge it I thought maybe I was wrong and they were meant to be “real” hacks. 🤦🏼♀️😂
@@monicamurphy1248 idk... I think she knows that is a parody and wants us to cringe so bad. if not the answer to 11:42 it YEEEEEEEEEEES!
@@monicamurphy1248 Either way, I'm enjoying it! 😂
I really love watching you 😂 hilarious reaction all the time.