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  • @kallmekris
    @kallmekris  3 роки тому +15798

    Hope you all are having a magical day!! If you wanna see me attempt some ridiculous 5 min crafts lets get the video to 100K likes >:) Remember to stay weird my friends.

    • @LittleKingdom3
      @LittleKingdom3 3 роки тому +60

      The magical day came because you posted. ❤️❤️❤️

    • @Millysflowerfeild
      @Millysflowerfeild 3 роки тому +74

      Do it, please
      *I beg you*

    • @potatoesmasher8325
      @potatoesmasher8325 3 роки тому +29

      Love you Kris! These crafts are hilarious

    • @annabelrosemalam
      @annabelrosemalam 3 роки тому +21

      Kris ily x

    • @goaway1821
      @goaway1821 3 роки тому +26

      i mean its been a few minutes and almost 3K likes so I think we can do it!!!

  • @moonlightforever
    @moonlightforever 3 роки тому +21643

    She seriously needs a makeup channel because her makeup is always SO BEAUTIFUL

  • @totallynotcarter
    @totallynotcarter 3 роки тому +2960

    I so want 5-min-crafts to enlist Kris to be that person that is always rolling their eyes at the crafts and then acting SUPER SHOCKED when it works 😂

  • @MadalynTrupka
    @MadalynTrupka Рік тому +413

    i like how in the first one they ignore the fact that gravity doesnt work that way, the piss wouldnt climb up the tube and onto the ground, you would just have piss on yourself and the car seat

    • @sam-9078
      @sam-9078 Рік тому +12

      I forgot where from, but im pretty sure water and similar liquids do behave that way. As long as the tubing's exit is lower than the elevation of the source, it will flow upwards then down and out.

    • @thedrunkmonk8386
      @thedrunkmonk8386 Рік тому +16

      @@sam-9078 Siphons basically have to be full of liquid to keep flowing though

    • @johanrojassoderman5590
      @johanrojassoderman5590 Рік тому +11

      Yes, the way self-siphoning works is by utilizing the weight of the water on the opposite end of the apex point to create suction. Compare it to hanging a rope over a stick. The rope is going to fall to the side with the most weight, which is the side with the longest piece of rope (assuming uniform weight distribution and that both ends hangs freely). If the side #1 rope is super long but side #2 has a greater fall height, the rope will still fall in the direction of side #2, pulling along all the rope from side #1.
      This, however, is basically trying to push the rope up to the apex point.

    • @metalboy5150
      @metalboy5150 Рік тому +1

      @@sam-9078 I think it's Bernoulli's theorem or something like that.

    • @cobralily-wd1gl
      @cobralily-wd1gl Рік тому +1

      Lol

  • @jennyw5904
    @jennyw5904 3 роки тому +4253

    “The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her…”
    “People are dying Tom”
    I’m crying 😂

    • @user-ev8jc7uo1v
      @user-ev8jc7uo1v 3 роки тому +10

      eeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

    • @georgie3394
      @georgie3394 3 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @KYNGA100
      @KYNGA100 3 роки тому +15

      So are their families

    • @quas3r__
      @quas3r__ 3 роки тому +20

      *shh let me make an eddsworld reference*
      Tom would know that bears are killing people. Wouldn't he.

    • @djk9281
      @djk9281 3 роки тому +9

      @@quas3r__ *ah I see another eddsworld fan* *also yes, yes tom would*

  • @mafia7947
    @mafia7947 3 роки тому +1356

    Kris in LITERALLY every craft.....
    *"TF IS THAT???"*
    😂😂😂

  • @churro_.crumbs
    @churro_.crumbs 2 роки тому +18

    kris: "who just randomly has sage with them???"
    sam and colby: "uhhhh"

    • @Lbplayz14
      @Lbplayz14 5 місяців тому +1

      Lol fr😂😂😂😂

  • @CJs-Life
    @CJs-Life 3 роки тому +741

    Honestly kris literally makes my day better. I’ve had such a bad day today and she’s just made me feel so much better.

  • @wingtonvibes5024
    @wingtonvibes5024 3 роки тому +1804

    Tom: „The bear wasn’t a Fan of her“
    Other reporter: „People Are dying Tom!”
    Tom: “Dying of laughter”….

  • @tiffanylin6936
    @tiffanylin6936 3 роки тому +149

    I love how our expectations slowly dwindled down to “is this a craft?”

  • @nyanroblox-be9sj
    @nyanroblox-be9sj Рік тому +46

    I'm sitting here Appreciating how much effort she puts into her videos. Even if she's hungover she's still a UA-cam queen!

  • @aarinipatel9958
    @aarinipatel9958 3 роки тому +318

    She can literally be a news reporter I would watch news everyday. Can someone asks her to be in a movie PLEASE ❤️❤️

  • @idriveucrazy9907
    @idriveucrazy9907 3 роки тому +979

    "I’ll never drink alcohol again" is literally the biggest lie EVER

    • @DATNIGGA42069
      @DATNIGGA42069 3 роки тому +4

      Ur not wrong

    • @Ayuu321
      @Ayuu321 3 роки тому +1

      If I had 10,000 and me and my friend says who ever told the biggest lie and Kirs over hears it she would say this story she won

    • @NoobSploder
      @NoobSploder 3 роки тому

      800th liker :)

  • @auroratorres6645
    @auroratorres6645 3 роки тому +440

    “The bear wasn’t quite a FAN of her” hahaha That got me laughing so hard lol 😂 🤣 I love Kris, she is so relatable, and her eyeliner always looks amazing 🤩

    • @MariBerry
      @MariBerry 3 роки тому +6

      “People are out here dying, Tom. And you’re making jokes.”

    • @Exi27..
      @Exi27.. 3 роки тому +1

      @@MariBerry LOL XDXD

    • @s.t.2461
      @s.t.2461 3 роки тому +1

      Amen

    • @bowhuntercountry7666
      @bowhuntercountry7666 3 роки тому

      Haha my brother wouldn't even chuckle

    • @whatsinaname4971
      @whatsinaname4971 3 роки тому +1

      I read bear as beer at first. I might need a nap...

  • @jynxthaclown3995
    @jynxthaclown3995 Рік тому +50

    I love kris because she’s like “I’m so hungover” and the shouts out these two little girls LMFAO

  • @idaxius_
    @idaxius_ 3 роки тому +2599

    Kris: "My brain isn't working too well because of it.."
    Also Kris: *manages to remember 2 specific little girls names from her trip while hungover*

  • @Moon739-t1
    @Moon739-t1 3 роки тому +183

    She literally has such a fun personality I would love to be friends with her 😭😭❤❤❤

  • @sugarprincess3836
    @sugarprincess3836 3 роки тому +644

    kris: its handy tho
    thatVeganTeacher: oh, so the TORTURE of flies is handy, now, is it???

  • @mayleestock7335
    @mayleestock7335 Рік тому +7

    I love you Kris! Just wanted you to know everyone loves you and you are never alone! I saw your video “My Story” I won’t go into detail bc it’s your business, but I love you! I am so glad you are still here to make everyone’s day! Love you!

  • @_cybrix_
    @_cybrix_ 2 роки тому +999

    That moment when the bar is set so low that a 5 min craft gets complemented for actually being a craft.

    • @Tiny_LightTBHK
      @Tiny_LightTBHK 2 роки тому +8

      ikr

    • @ivanpetrov5255
      @ivanpetrov5255 2 роки тому +25

      2 pieces of cardboard, half cut - if that is a craft, the bar is underground.

  • @itsamyox
    @itsamyox 3 роки тому +628

    "Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it"
    WHEN I SAY I WHEEZED

  • @Shelledclient7
    @Shelledclient7 3 роки тому +187

    Kris just makes everyone’s day so much better I litterally love her

  • @RE-ip5ze
    @RE-ip5ze Рік тому +4

    Strapping a board to your wheel is a good way to still be stuck in the mud and have a destroyed car

  • @lindsaygamache6894
    @lindsaygamache6894 3 роки тому +2765

    Kris: "who keeps this stuff around them for these moments??"
    Also Kris: has a mustache ready "BREAKING NEWS"

    • @SuperCocoKiller
      @SuperCocoKiller 3 роки тому +23

      well she was at home plus she can just pause recording to go grab it and resume, cannot say same about 5min craft video.

    • @paddymac4130
      @paddymac4130 3 роки тому +31

      @@SuperCocoKiller This just in, Buzz Killington makes an appearance on youtube

    • @SuperCocoKiller
      @SuperCocoKiller 3 роки тому +3

      @@paddymac4130 wow you so clever, claps for you, amazing.

    • @paddymac4130
      @paddymac4130 3 роки тому +4

      @Jason G Is clever the word of the day or something?

    • @justinrios7693
      @justinrios7693 3 роки тому +3

      What is with the comments man its like a gc

  • @idraw3229
    @idraw3229 3 роки тому +367

    Yet again, Kris has never made us fail to smile, how can she be so talented and funny at the same time-

    • @idraw3229
      @idraw3229 3 роки тому +1

      @Bruh Bruh dude look at Ur pfp💀-

    • @richardkerman9068
      @richardkerman9068 3 роки тому +3

      True she hasn't let us down

    • @bernardmolan2976
      @bernardmolan2976 3 роки тому +5

      Never failed to make us smile

    • @FantasyTheSloth
      @FantasyTheSloth 3 роки тому +1

      How could you get 211 likes in 40 minutes QwQ

    • @FantasyTheSloth
      @FantasyTheSloth 3 роки тому +5

      @Bruh Bruh Shut up... you literally are being a jerk for absolutely NO REASON 😑

  • @jonathanhill8551
    @jonathanhill8551 3 роки тому +317

    Kris: Gives her intro
    Me: And that's why I don't drink.

  • @lailahamza2953
    @lailahamza2953 Рік тому +23

    5 minute crafts just turned into a commercial break

  • @colbiebyrd3326
    @colbiebyrd3326 3 роки тому +530

    Kris you probably won’t see this but I just wanted to let you know that I look forward to watching your videos everyday and they always make my day brighter 🥰😁

  • @patriciawellsome
    @patriciawellsome 3 роки тому +720

    "Does everyone just have sage in their back pocket now?"
    **glances over at the sage on my nightstand**

  • @insert_artist_here532
    @insert_artist_here532 3 роки тому +275

    In regards to the toilet plunger “craft”:
    My family’s car’s truck door is actually broken so it doesn’t stay up. Solution? A toilet plunger that we bought but never used. Works great

  • @EmOrganically
    @EmOrganically Рік тому +10

    7:06 lol Kris, the face on you at this moment speaks volumes, like,... "Yes, catch me on the bus chillin as cool as I am with my convenient PLUNGER-in-a-bag for super easy stability on public transport!" lol ohhhhh deer

  • @chicloveliness295
    @chicloveliness295 3 роки тому +277

    the fact that it’s either “buy this.” or “urinate in this” for me.

  • @user-vf8qw5od7z
    @user-vf8qw5od7z 3 роки тому +427

    "She's just trying to get in his pants"
    LMFAO MADE MY DAY

  • @sethlegray8230
    @sethlegray8230 3 роки тому +97

    I love the way Kris's got angry at the 5 minute crafts and the life straw then calms down and explains how she has a life straw

  • @mushroom._.frogs..60
    @mushroom._.frogs..60 Рік тому +27

    We're here, we're queer.

    • @Red_Butterfly781
      @Red_Butterfly781 5 місяців тому +4

      "Ivy you're here you're queer get used to it." - Harley Quinn

  • @thenarcolepticdevil9290
    @thenarcolepticdevil9290 3 роки тому +875

    I like kris’s content because she has exciting commentary such as “water” and “eggs?”

  • @infected_andy
    @infected_andy 3 роки тому +257

    “I’m Kallmekris, and you can *call me kris* .” Never gets old.

  • @goosegoose5737
    @goosegoose5737 3 роки тому +438

    Nobody:
    Kris: *sees balloons *
    Also Kris: oranges?

    • @thisblazedude
      @thisblazedude 3 роки тому +3

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @izzyb_ella_m5362
      @izzyb_ella_m5362 3 роки тому +1

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @gavster630
      @gavster630 3 роки тому

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @mushroomsenpai2441
      @mushroomsenpai2441 3 роки тому

      I can't belive there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

    • @breezy_vaulter1311
      @breezy_vaulter1311 3 роки тому

      I can’t believe there are no replies before me (also that killed me)

  • @Ravenwolf2003
    @Ravenwolf2003 Рік тому +4

    Kris and her wearing makeup, OMG she so beautiful her makeup skills are fabulous, and we can all agree how stunning kris is and she just makes our day better.

  • @annahivargas4327
    @annahivargas4327 3 роки тому +278

    "I'm never drinking again."- every person ever who was hungover
    She has never felt more human.

    • @flynndelano
      @flynndelano 3 роки тому +8

      What is hungover??
      -Every Russian citizen.

    • @HH-ni5hm
      @HH-ni5hm 3 роки тому +1

      yeah I said that and actually did it. The headache I can deal with. But the upset stomach, vomitting and shitting. They dont tell you that. so naah... fuck alcohol.

    • @Sofia_847
      @Sofia_847 3 роки тому

      @@flynndelano I'm Russian 😳

    • @adrianschannel8094
      @adrianschannel8094 3 роки тому

      @@flynndelano lol

    • @adrianschannel8094
      @adrianschannel8094 3 роки тому

      @@Sofia_847 nice

  • @t3ddybe4r49
    @t3ddybe4r49 3 роки тому +877

    I laughed my face off when she said “ hey Tammy the bear is right in front of you”

  • @zoe.1198
    @zoe.1198 3 роки тому +28

    No such thing as too much fun Kris. You deserve the time. You’re a gem! 😘

  • @kellybinns2126
    @kellybinns2126 2 роки тому +158

    As a mosquito control field technician I will say this: USE BUG SPRAY FOR MOSQUITOES!

    • @meaganabney1698
      @meaganabney1698 Рік тому +5

      That sounds like a very itchy job

    • @haydenfrol
      @haydenfrol Рік тому +12

      @Repent and believe in Jesus Christ are you implying that Jesus would be a better mosquito repellent than bug spray?

    • @KayFurs
      @KayFurs 6 місяців тому

      ​@haydenfrol lol the person u @ ed got their Channel removed :P

  • @masongandalf7523
    @masongandalf7523 3 роки тому +543

    I thoroughly believe 5 minute crafts has just turned into: “Magical bag of Random Contributions!” 😂

  • @rebeccawicks9432
    @rebeccawicks9432 3 роки тому +322

    Had to go back a couple of times when Kris goes ‘Hey Rebecca’ her accents are amazing 😂

  • @VanNguyen-rp4uk
    @VanNguyen-rp4uk 3 роки тому +282

    I'm guessing Kris went to the islands (Victoria, bowen island, pender island etc.) because here in b.c. the only place a ferry can take you is the islands nearby.

  • @ashleymartin1466
    @ashleymartin1466 Рік тому +11

    are we just not gonna talk about how flawless Kris's makeup

  • @Allisons1derland
    @Allisons1derland 3 роки тому +795

    Kris: "I love a good mosquitoe hack"
    5 min craft: "Sage leaves"
    Kris:" WHAT THE F-

    • @Yopersianmama
      @Yopersianmama 3 роки тому +6

      Not me having sage leaves in my room 😟

    • @arsenicCatnip3
      @arsenicCatnip3 3 роки тому +4

      WHAT THE FU- FIVE MINUTE CRAFTS

  • @melon4804
    @melon4804 3 роки тому +722

    Kris: “just don’t ride bikes, stop it”
    Everyone from the netherlands watching this: I’m sorry, what? 😃✋

    • @joelledieduksman
      @joelledieduksman 3 роки тому +7

      lol I have this exact problem (hallo andere nederlanders)

    • @itsamyox
      @itsamyox 3 роки тому +3

      everyone in Cambridge, England be like 'hold my bike' 😂

    • @lvw_liz
      @lvw_liz 3 роки тому +1

      @@joelledieduksman k zou niet zonder fietsen kunnen lmao

    • @joelledieduksman
      @joelledieduksman 3 роки тому +2

      @@lvw_liz lol ik ook niet, en dan ben ik ben ook nog eens te skeer voor openbaar vervoer🥲

    • @Dutchwh0re
      @Dutchwh0re 3 роки тому +4

      DUTCH GANG UNITE.

  • @jadadouglas8529
    @jadadouglas8529 3 роки тому +214

    Kris: Hungover and still does the most flawless eyeliner
    Me: Sober and cant even draw a circle

  • @jordanfreeman-fm4hq
    @jordanfreeman-fm4hq Рік тому +6

    Me: having a absolutely terrible day and not getting out of bed and crying all day on the phone with my bsf.
    Kris: being so funny I was very happy and smiling so much 'cause she's so lovely.

  • @scarlett.str13
    @scarlett.str13 3 роки тому +458

    Hey Kris just wanted to let you know that you probably won’t see this cause your busy but I love love love your videos!! And whenever I watch them they make me so happy!!!!❤️❤️❤️

  • @sandollor
    @sandollor 3 роки тому +644

    "I'm just going to go shit in a bush." Look, I don't know how I got here or why I'm even watching this video, but I subbed after that comment. Fucking hilarious and legit cool.

  • @haileyskeete368
    @haileyskeete368 3 роки тому +152

    I can just picture one of kris's charters religiously following 5 minutes crafts

    • @xenagabby9501
      @xenagabby9501 3 роки тому +6

      I feel like it would be Gunther...

    • @earl296
      @earl296 3 роки тому +2

      I think it will be the kids

    • @briesaunders3857
      @briesaunders3857 3 роки тому +2

      Yaass. Riley!!!! Or Misha or surge. Any of them kiddos.

    • @mr.wheelchairperson8963
      @mr.wheelchairperson8963 3 роки тому +1

      @Abby…ash oh I don’t think it’s one or the other. They both totally would.

    • @chadfalardeau5396
      @chadfalardeau5396 3 роки тому +2

      Chad seems like he'd be fascinated by them

  • @lumitsuasmr7403
    @lumitsuasmr7403 Рік тому +11

    “i don’t know how good this video is gonna be”
    *proceeds to make an entire newscast about a dumbass craft*
    still top tier kris content!!! ❤️❤️❤️

  • @Ema50513
    @Ema50513 3 роки тому +266

    "Is everybody out there just shitting their pants and I'm not aware of it" LMAO

    • @GhostlikeGus
      @GhostlikeGus 4 місяці тому +2

      Who ddin’t tell me 😂

  • @lilylaramie2017
    @lilylaramie2017 3 роки тому +428

    Kris: "Only serial killers carry wire saws"
    Me, a backpacker: looks over at wire saw laying with my backpack...

  • @nobodylovely
    @nobodylovely 2 роки тому +738

    Okay. Is nobody gonna talk about how FLAWLESS Kris’s makeup skills are? Like- Just Yes.

  • @turbosingh-and-samiakumar
    @turbosingh-and-samiakumar Рік тому +3

    I don’t know who would dislike this video or any video of Kris’s because her content is amazing. If someone dislikes it, it’s probably just cause they didn’t understand Kris’s awesome humour. I love Kris so much, she looks so Pretty! I hope this video gets 100K likes!

  • @brandig.1476
    @brandig.1476 3 роки тому +265

    Kris: "don't ride bikes...if you ride bikes nobody likes you"
    Me: "well mother guess im not riding my bike to school anymore"

    • @ashaniaugust8116
      @ashaniaugust8116 3 роки тому +1

      Lol

    • @zero0cash
      @zero0cash 3 роки тому

      @All i do is winn wow ua-cam.com/video/xLXli_SN5pg/v-deo.html
      Yes

    • @CuddleFish17_5
      @CuddleFish17_5 3 роки тому

      I SENT THAT CLIP TO MY MOM, SCROLLED DOWN AND SAW THIS COMMENT

  • @nikkiwhite6134
    @nikkiwhite6134 3 роки тому +157

    She is a godess. She literally be making skits out of a 5-minute crafts video.

  • @blarbsart
    @blarbsart 3 роки тому +629

    Five minute crafts: Ok the first thing you’re gonna need is Hermione’s magical bag full of random shit…

  • @sierralowell-rd3nr
    @sierralowell-rd3nr Рік тому +3

    The way you know they have given up is that they aren’t even teaching you how they made it anymore. They just by the product

  • @paytoncrawford5605
    @paytoncrawford5605 3 роки тому +449

    I’m sick and have a really sore throat and I started dying when she said “oh oh- I just saw ass is this even a UA-cam video!?” Now I can’t stop coughing but thank you for making my day better kris!

    • @TheRealHouch
      @TheRealHouch 3 роки тому +2

      Oof-

    • @Anne-uk6zp
      @Anne-uk6zp 3 роки тому +5

      Thanks for the warning hopefully I don’t cough up a lung lol

    • @quacko234
      @quacko234 3 роки тому +3

      Me to I have Covid

    • @MrJetengine
      @MrJetengine 3 роки тому +4

      @@quacko234 get well soon homie!

    • @quacko234
      @quacko234 3 роки тому +1

      @@MrJetengine thx :>

  • @cassaundrapress6304
    @cassaundrapress6304 3 роки тому +429

    “Who’s carrying around wire saws? That’s something a serial killer has”
    Me who’s been left in the middle of nowhere as a kid by my own parents and carries around a tactical kit everywhere: 🥺

    • @gsiya4023
      @gsiya4023 3 роки тому +5

      bruh what?

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 роки тому +15

      @@gsiya4023 I bought a tactical kit because of so many young mothers and their children have been going missing in my area lately. I have a bunch of little gadgets on me at all times now 🤣

    • @bobraekevelt7953
      @bobraekevelt7953 3 роки тому +6

      @@cassaundrapress6304 thats weird I have a blade necklace. You should really get a blade instead, they just sell them and are very useful and more feared. Also maybe like a long distance weapon like a heavy purse, keeps kidnappers farther away then any close combat weapon

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 роки тому +4

      @@bobraekevelt7953 I actually train in close combat. It's my profession lol. But I always have some distance combat tools on me.

    • @cassaundrapress6304
      @cassaundrapress6304 3 роки тому +3

      @@bobraekevelt7953 thank you for the tip about the blade necklace though. I'll look into it

  • @shanay911
    @shanay911 3 роки тому +522

    “I’m never drinking alcohol ever again”
    -quote by: Every human who ever drank to much alcohol

  • @kevindalnas5957
    @kevindalnas5957 Рік тому +3

    I love how kris says she’s gonna try to make jokes, but she partied very hard and she still seemed the same and made me laugh just as much

  • @miaalvandi
    @miaalvandi 2 роки тому +145

    We can all agree that Kris is so hilarious and gorgeous and she just makes our day better so have a amazing day/night everyone

  • @lady_elington
    @lady_elington 3 роки тому +2843

    “Ma’am? Ma’am?!! You cannot sh- behind the vases!” Kallmekris 2021. This was so funny
    Edit* thanks for all the likes lol

  • @Cheezbuckets
    @Cheezbuckets 3 роки тому +75

    The first “craft” makes me so upset you’d have to pee with so much force to get it to go over the car door and out the window! How dare you make me look at this, Kris. XD

  • @jasoncostanzo5337
    @jasoncostanzo5337 Рік тому +14

    For the record... you already have the precise amount of cake.❤🤗

  • @geneveveandpeyton5536
    @geneveveandpeyton5536 3 роки тому +20

    “I had Katrina fun” had me dying 🤣
    Kris always has the funniest videos in store for us

  • @alanjames1237
    @alanjames1237 3 роки тому +821

    "Im never gonna drink alcohol again"
    Said everyone with a hangover😭😂

    • @adylan612
      @adylan612 3 роки тому +3

      LMFAO...true story

    • @grimgrom3355
      @grimgrom3355 3 роки тому +2

      Jokes on you as a asian I don’t drink alcohol… can be blushing and getting drunk with 1 sip

    • @wandamaximoff9880
      @wandamaximoff9880 3 роки тому +3

      I'm 13 and have maybe or maybe not have drank before...

    • @grimgrom3355
      @grimgrom3355 3 роки тому +2

      @@wandamaximoff9880 nice fam I started drinking when I was 10 and went completely sober when I turned 15

    • @ivenkrusteva7239
      @ivenkrusteva7239 3 роки тому +1

      Just my first like 30 times.Then I found out you fix it with more alcohol.BUT ! Less.

  • @sirenofamphitrite4612
    @sirenofamphitrite4612 3 роки тому +39

    i love kris’s disappointment at five minute crafts giving up on themselves

  • @jackiescarborough8556
    @jackiescarborough8556 Рік тому +1

    I know this is a year later but i just want to say you made my day so much better. I recently broke up w/ my bf and he went to date my best friend immediately and i miss him so much, i haven't stopped crying. I just hope she makes him happier...

  • @Fortune-gx5po
    @Fortune-gx5po 3 роки тому +113

    The “pocket decapitator” is a clay garrotte it’s used for pottery.

    • @kane_nyx
      @kane_nyx 3 роки тому +4

      Yes which can also be used as a decapitator!

    • @tatermister5045
      @tatermister5045 3 роки тому

      I've also heard it called a toggle.

    • @CDeslatte2012
      @CDeslatte2012 3 роки тому +3

      to alex you can also use it to decapitate magnus

    • @Haru-the-baker
      @Haru-the-baker 3 роки тому +1

      Yes! Magnus chase fan!

    • @Fortune-gx5po
      @Fortune-gx5po 3 роки тому +1

      Yay! More Magnus chase fans!

  • @froppy_weeb1238
    @froppy_weeb1238 3 роки тому +148

    Actually, the wire saws are really useful. We use them a lot when we go camping, it's easier then lugging around an actual saw.

  • @jackguns_
    @jackguns_ 3 роки тому +84

    When’s the character that religiously follows 5 minute crafts coming 😂

  • @allanknox8216
    @allanknox8216 Рік тому +1

    I can't tell you how much I adore Kris and her videos. Two snaps up.

  • @coltonspaulding3376
    @coltonspaulding3376 3 роки тому +380

    I love how every "F-bomb" is beeped out but "Fuck load" is not. I feel like this is all the verification I need to finally justify that it is a legitimate form of measurement.

  • @aarongibson9027
    @aarongibson9027 3 роки тому +91

    In case anyone was wondering, that "wire saw" looks like a garotte. A thin one like that is used for slitting the target's throat.

    • @Vixeonary
      @Vixeonary 3 роки тому +13

      Orr clay cutting? 🙃 I’m getting mega Alex fierro vibes from this comment and I’m thriving on it

    • @DraconicDuelist
      @DraconicDuelist 3 роки тому +1

      Garotte or clay cutter are both smooth wire, this tool is serrated for wood cutting. Think an analogue chainsaw blade...

    • @dokirtasar6105
      @dokirtasar6105 3 роки тому +7

      XD a friend of mine accidently took a garrote to a mall and the security found it in his pockets. It took a long time explaining that he didn't plan to murder someone.
      ps: he was dressed up like a drug dealing hobo so it was even more interesting

    • @NeilSMahapatra
      @NeilSMahapatra 3 роки тому +2

      @@Vixeonary lmao same I thought I was the only Riordan fan out here 😂 😭

    • @volkov-vorona
      @volkov-vorona 3 роки тому +2

      @@Vixeonary ROIRDAN FANS UNITE

  • @kyuutatsu
    @kyuutatsu 3 роки тому +288

    "You think I'm a fuckin' Shamen?"
    I died right then and there omg.

    • @Strawbiwi
      @Strawbiwi 3 роки тому +4

      Rip

    • @jxris7c
      @jxris7c 3 роки тому +4

      R.I.P Jennifer Bauters
      couse of death: "you think im a fuckin' shamen?"
      [year they were born]-2021

  • @raymera4467
    @raymera4467 7 місяців тому +175

    She didn't compliment us😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢😢

    • @Silver-berri
      @Silver-berri 5 місяців тому +50

      She was pretty hungover I don’t know if she could remember to

    • @joannacleary-p8e
      @joannacleary-p8e 4 місяці тому +19

      Yeah, chill

    • @Stella-mills
      @Stella-mills 4 місяці тому +10

      ​@@Silver-berri she is right tho

    • @Silver-berri
      @Silver-berri 4 місяці тому +6

      @@Glitch150 I’m just wondering who the hell would say that to someone

    • @champalathm
      @champalathm 4 місяці тому +4

      @@Glitch150like why would you say that ???

  • @iMx1r
    @iMx1r 3 роки тому +80

    Why is nobody talking about how her reactions are ✨ PRICELESS ✨

    • @Itsyoboi_tman
      @Itsyoboi_tman 3 роки тому

      What are you talkin about it's not priceless it's awesome

    • @jaime8309
      @jaime8309 3 роки тому +1

      @@Itsyoboi_tman it's an expression

    • @amaianimates5605
      @amaianimates5605 3 роки тому +1

      @@Itsyoboi_tman it means that her reactions are amazing

  • @NullifiedDesires
    @NullifiedDesires 3 роки тому +47

    I can't imagine anyone disliking Kris's videos, she makes look so easy to make people smile. 😂

  • @FLutterBy906
    @FLutterBy906 3 роки тому +46

    Kris never fails to make me laugh and smile-
    I mean- look seriously just look at this quote
    "Katrina fun 👀"
    Beautiful innit-

  • @hannabanana8501
    @hannabanana8501 Рік тому +1

    Kris needs to be the CEO of 5 minute crafts 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amcc1983
    @amcc1983 3 роки тому +66

    Every time Kris uploads my day gets 10 times better

    • @lilyeldred2190
      @lilyeldred2190 3 роки тому

      Same

    • @Dahliaflower778
      @Dahliaflower778 3 роки тому

      @Bruh Bruh Is that a joke, or are you legit talking trash about a person for nothing. (I’m serious, I can’t tell 😐.)

    • @amcc1983
      @amcc1983 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dahliaflower778 he's talking trash trying to get people to subscribe to him instead. Honestly, how do people expect to gain subscribers that's way?

    • @Dahliaflower778
      @Dahliaflower778 3 роки тому

      @@amcc1983 They probably don’t.

    • @amcc1983
      @amcc1983 3 роки тому +1

      @@Dahliaflower778 yea I'm saying how the he'll do they think they are gonna

  • @xxinsert_cool_name_herexx4965
    @xxinsert_cool_name_herexx4965 3 роки тому +60

    ...
    I have absolutely no words to describe how amazing her content is.

  • @AnaBirds
    @AnaBirds 2 роки тому +104

    This lady makes me feel like we know each other for such a long time, lol. Every time I watch her videos I feel like we are LITERALLY talking about something funny.

  • @Wyld_Ch1ld
    @Wyld_Ch1ld 4 дні тому

    “Who has sage leaves in their pockets?” me siting here with sage, mustard seed, yarrow, and hogs wart in my front pocket

  • @jade-bz8jz
    @jade-bz8jz 3 роки тому +424

    I never see anyone say anything about how FLAWLESS HER EYELINER ALWAYS LOOKS

  • @cloudyscrazy
    @cloudyscrazy 3 роки тому +27

    I needed this. I was having something kinda like an anxiety attack? Idk. Something happened and (a lot has happened recently but I’ve held it in) and I just let lose. I needed a smile. Thank you:)

    • @camyapz
      @camyapz 3 роки тому

      I hope that things get better for you! :-]
      (srsly though I hope things get better for u)

  • @abi.005
    @abi.005 3 роки тому +353

    kris: “my brain doesn’t work because i’m hungover”
    me: no worries kris, my brain doesn’t work when i’m sober lol
    (this was funnier in my head)

    • @insertnamehere3392
      @insertnamehere3392 3 роки тому +12

      Still funny

    • @willarcher2353
      @willarcher2353 3 роки тому +9

      nah it was funny

    • @ashaniaugust8116
      @ashaniaugust8116 3 роки тому +8

      Lol 😂

    • @abi.005
      @abi.005 3 роки тому

      @@CaptainTuba i was just leaving a comment at a very poor attempt of being funny, i didn’t think my ‘execution’ would affect if it made you laugh or not lol

    • @CaptainTuba
      @CaptainTuba 3 роки тому

      @@abi.005 Ooft ok mb sorry 😶

  • @chasesalvia2598
    @chasesalvia2598 Рік тому +8

    16:08 don't do that! Yes the board makes good traction but don't strap it to the tires🤣 you fixing to destroy your tire wells

  • @ryanamell2568
    @ryanamell2568 3 роки тому +286

    I started choking on water from laughing after Kris said "Just bring your freshly used Plunger and stick it to the ceiling"

  • @bsf_ari
    @bsf_ari 3 роки тому +35

    “It’s been too days and I’m still hung over “
    Ah yes the kris I know and love.🤣

  • @UllrT
    @UllrT 3 роки тому +136

    ok, this was hysterical "you could say the bear wasn't... a fan..." "There are people dying out here tom..."
    you earned my subscribe. ROFL. Thanks for this video.

  • @cloud_ziee
    @cloud_ziee Рік тому +1

    thus video is just kris reacting to 5 min crafts giving up on life lol! 😂 also love ya kris, your the best!!!

  • @manithemaniqwin9196
    @manithemaniqwin9196 3 роки тому +722

    "Who just has sage in their pockets?"
    Me, a Witch: Quietly raises hand

    • @37thraven
      @37thraven 3 роки тому +23

      The witch at my last hippie music fest, had a thermos and pouches of various homegrown herbs and fungi to make all kinds of teas and tinctures

    • @moss2877
      @moss2877 3 роки тому +11

      @@37thraven yup sounds about right lmao

    • @connorlyon2354
      @connorlyon2354 3 роки тому +7

      I literally commented almost the exact same thing then scroll down four posts and see this lol

    • @cipher_eye
      @cipher_eye 3 роки тому +3

      Sameeeee

    • @lovinglily-anne9264
      @lovinglily-anne9264 3 роки тому +1

      Lmao