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Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say : "Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu." tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.
This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.
@@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....
It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.
"If you live in white people country and you hate your neighbor, just microwave sambal belacan, let the smell waft over to their house, and they will move out tomorrow." Chemical Warfare introduced to us by Uncle Roger?
@@choncord It came out on Jamie Oliver's Official Facebook on 16th January 2021, around 2 weeks ago, so unless he was making a re-post it should be new
My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂
@@RileyFardell oh, I see. 😂 It’s not anyone’s field. It’s an empty lot that was supposed to have a playground built by the HOA, but was never developed. It’s just overgrown scrub. No one uses it for anything. Except banana leaves, I guess. Oh, and the cicadas love it.
.... Can you really not tell packet rice and jasmine rice apart by look? You can see those rice are uncooked. Might not be able to tell if its jasmine or basmati maybe in this video for obvious reasons , but you can see they are uncooked :D
As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score: Ingredients: 6/12 Technique: 4/4 Rice: 2/3 Fish: 1/2 Sambal belacan: 0/1 He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.
"why he always dressed like divorced dad about to go fishing" LOL this had me laughing so loud my children came to ask me what was so funny, that was great!
4:13 I love raw peanuts in India. They taste sweet, have a pear like crunch to it, and it's chewing texture is soft and crunchy at the same time. It's amazing.
@Racist Person that wasn't stereotyping anyone lol. He was making a joke about an actual event that happened. Also he didn't say, "all white people are terrorists who stormed their own country's capital." He said the fish was as white as the people who did storm the capital. Because white people did storm the capital. Not a stereotype. Just a fact.
As you can see, my wife is from Thailand. My family is from Italy. We have agreed non-verbally to not interfere with each other's culture cooking. I let her cook her way (which is amazing) and she lets me cook mine (freshly rolled pasta, marinara from fresh tomatoes, and home made meatballs.) Her Lab Moo is amazing.
“You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.” Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb
@@AxxLAfriku Can you just..shut up dude? They are your sisters. And no they don't stay with you because of your liver. They're forced to stay because they're biologically related.
"That's what bubble tea is made out of: just little fish eye in there." This is how Uncle Roger takes revenge on bubble tea shops, which tell him that he underperformed.
What about coins and paper doesnt mean money money is the value as Wikipedia said it Money is any item or verifiable record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts, such as taxes, in a particular country or socio-economic context.[ The primary functions which distinguish money are: medium of exchange, a unit of account, a store of value and sometimes, a standard of deferred payment.
As an actual Malaysian, I can without a doubt prove of the fact that everything that Uncle Roger has said is true, we always stir fry out paste before actually uses it, and most of us never really uses food processors and the banana lead wrap part is true too, we really ever uses enough for top and bottom, the fish part is pretty much accurate too
"no need to ship banana leaves. Just steal from neighbor" As a burmese, south asian it is very accurate cause banana leaves so useful. Can wrap flowers, cook food and make tanporary origami ect
Before Jamie: Prepackaged rice that he splashed with water while frying After Jamie: Cooked rice on a stove without making it too wet. *CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT*
If it was really that spicy you wouldn't be hearing Jamie talk properly. Nobody talks that properly/clearly when they've had something really spicy (or maybe I've not seen the full range of reactions)
"Do you think banana leaves grow on tree?" I was like "Noo- wait what the fuck?" and my brain basically disconnected from the server for a few seconds because of the error
@@chiisan3776 Its a forking huge herb. Like, literally the hugest herb. You know like most plants that aren't trees, basil etc? Yea. Except Banana decided to use the base of its dead leaves as a foundation to go vertical like a really gross version of neck rings.
The last three jokes had me dying with laughter! 🤪💯🤣 I hope you haven't come to Chicago yet because I would enjoy seeing you perform. Plus I could suggest more than a few places for you to go and enjoy a good meal and then some.🖖
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BAI BAI 🧡
nice
Yeya
Ay
Yes, we do
BAI BAI!
"In Asia you just steal banana leaves from neighbors"
As an Asian I see no truer words have been spoken.
Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say :
"Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu."
tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.
my mom usually told me to get banana leaves from my neighbour, so this is relatable
This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.
@@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....
The perfect time to steal banana leaf is 2AM
“Jamie, I hope you don’t fuck it up. Otherwise this fish died for nothing.” Fucking comedy gold!
Yes
I LOLed so hard!!!
Cash English
Yes
YES
Omg i love your anime intro 😂❤️
I'm Proud to this Malaysia guys
Muncul kat sini?
Shut up
hmmm sampai ke sini jugak
Thanks to one of his talented fan
You know the bar is low when uncle Roger measures your success by what you didn’t do wrong 😂
No, you know the bar is low when Jamie Oliver is ground 0 in every video
"Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" is up there with "when I was broke I had no money"
8:10
Define broke.
@@LoLFilmStudios having no money?
@@LoLFilmStudios Not being fixed obviously
"It's gotten so crowded nobody goes there anymore."
"Do you think banana leaves grow on trees-.. "
- I died and resurected
Lol
I love yo joke
Technically they don't...
@@klausklaus5618 no-
@@ix_nil Botanically, they're herbaceous plants, not trees. The difference is that their cellulose fibres aren't glued together with lignin :)
"Do you think Banana Leafs Grow on Tree"
- Uncle Roger 2020
My guy it's 2021
@@typicalcyanide Ops... Maybe Iv'e been sleeping alot
We’ve been in quarantine we forget what time is.
@@Soultergeist so true.
You still livin' on the darkness of 2020
I love how he says the most generic things when he tastes his meals
"The flavors, it's all...there"
It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.
It may be all there, but it's all in the wrong place.
Yeah, its because his food is so bad, he has no ither words, lol! 😂
That animation Flex.. SO TASTY
ok
Hahahah arkin kamusta na si jen at øne?
@@Someonechilling0 close kayu? Haha
Wow nandito pala si arkin
Hahaha ayos ahhh
At this point im convinced jamie is doing his best to impress uncle roger.
And i'm convinced that one day Jamie will start a war with his cooking
Yeah, me too.
He's actually sending copyright strikes on the channel, so he is one salty fuck.
@@ISWYDTOR for real????😩😩😩
@@caleb484 Yeah, Nigel said so on the podcast where he reviewed the Jamie Oliver cookbook.
His giggles after he loses character is adorable
Agreed
ah don't be soapy
B O N K
Why you break character, Nephew Nigel? So weak, soooo weak.
You're a chair. You're not allowed to have feelings.
"He didn't use capri-sun tofu box" DEWD 😂 🤣 😆 😅 😭
"If you live in white people country and you hate your neighbor, just microwave sambal belacan, let the smell waft over to their house, and they will move out tomorrow." Chemical Warfare introduced to us by Uncle Roger?
When I read this, I was at the part in the video... what are the chances...
@@adamchch4002 Happens to me all the time
Or durian
Did this when I lived in The Hague. Neighbor called the police on me😂
you'll be sued by doing that.In western country they hv rules of neighbourhood
"So many chair but nobody sitting in them like Jamie Oliver restaurant." lmao
Lmao
Dang chica
Does he still have any ?
😂
@@darren_anscombe Jamie closed almost 80% of his restaurant due to this pandemic
Plot Twist: Jamie Oliver cooked Malaysian-style fish only to be approved by Uncle Roger
And he still fucked it up 😂
Its not a plot twist. He saw how much he fuck up and was like " Oh shit gotta do some shit to look good again"
@@Ash-yl3zc
This actually an older Jamie Oliver program, probably about 3 years older.
Dun dun dun dunnnn
@@choncord It came out on Jamie Oliver's Official Facebook on 16th January 2021, around 2 weeks ago, so unless he was making a re-post it should be new
My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂
@@jahbern he should not do that tho
@@RileyFardell they shouldn’t pick longan for their mom?
@@jahbern no I mean they should not plant things in other peoples fields so farmers don't like it
@@RileyFardell oh, I see. 😂 It’s not anyone’s field. It’s an empty lot that was supposed to have a playground built by the HOA, but was never developed. It’s just overgrown scrub. No one uses it for anything. Except banana leaves, I guess. Oh, and the cicadas love it.
“You don’t need to ship banana leaf from so far away, you can just steal from neighbor”
Words of wisdom
steak yeah.. nice lmao
Edit : thx god u edit that out
we can just go to our own garden lmao In south east asia everyone have Banana trees :)))
I like your profile picture!! Hana-chan
Same vibe as stealing fruit off the branches that are hanging in my yard
My oranges now fools
I did that
"do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"
-Sun Tzu, The Art of War
That's when you know that the joke has gotten too far
I only knew those grow in big arse shrub.
Banana "trees" are actually classified as grass
@@ios8713 indeed
Fun fact: banana is a berry and the tree is a herb ^_^
"Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
-wise Uncle Roger quote
I want a "vegetables taste like sad" t-shirt.
I would def make a purchase!
i’d buy one
Me too...
Wear it to your mum
You should know that there's many Crazy Vegans (not pertaining to all) our there.
Jamie: "Eat with his hands"
Uncle Roger: Fuiyo-
Jamie: "baby bird technique"
Uncle Roger: Haiya....
@OMG OMG he will always be remembered as a Legend
that was the fastest FUIYOH and HAIYA at the same time😂😂😂
11:34 lol
Compliment too fast again
Gei
Plot twist: the rice was packed, Jamie just put it in a container
.... Can you really not tell packet rice and jasmine rice apart by look? You can see those rice are uncooked. Might not be able to tell if its jasmine or basmati maybe in this video for obvious reasons , but you can see they are uncooked :D
@@Saiko_PATH that was a joke :)
@@Saiko_PATH r/woooosh
WEIOFHSOIFDS I LOWKEY THOUGHT THAT LMAOO
@@Saiko_PATH It’s a joke my man
As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score:
Ingredients: 6/12
Technique: 4/4
Rice: 2/3
Fish: 1/2
Sambal belacan: 0/1
He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.
Take one point off cuz of the banana leaf wrapping
sister need husband ?
@@voraxe3032 😂😂
@@voraxe3032 🤤😂😂😂
I'm gonna have to see your Malaysia Certification before I believe you
First "Feel Special"
Then "FANCY"
Now "I Cant Stop Me"
UNCLE ROGER IS A TWICE STAN
Once
:)
Knew it was coming as soon as he said that line, nt a uncle roger video without twice XD
next video, he's gonna do "cry for me"
Bro malaysian once.....
I rlly unconsciously said "haiya" when Jamie ate with his hands like that... Haiya...
Samee hahahaha
I did it in school once 😂 people looked at me weird
@@ettie366 oh yeah. That happens if you don't know the proper way. 😂 Search up how Malaysians do it.
Made me cringe... Haiyaaaaa
In the Philippines we eat with our hands sometimes
"why he always dressed like divorced dad about to go fishing" LOL this had me laughing so loud my children came to ask me what was so funny, that was great!
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
On the same theme, why is uncle Roger always dressed like he's ready to pack my groceries?
@@maestrobash7822 because he's always ready to pack groceries
@@rekkazan This really had me laugh loud
4:13 I love raw peanuts in India. They taste sweet, have a pear like crunch to it, and it's chewing texture is soft and crunchy at the same time. It's amazing.
He's Malaysian tho, maybe that's why he doesn't approve those
"This is one good thing about living in malaysia ,you dont need to ship banana leaves from far away, you just steal from your neighbour "
Indonesia and Malaysia intensive
More like pick em in the front yard full of forest
I just go across the road and take it
I just go opposite my house and a real banana leaf and then run away
Yup Saya also do it
"This fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building" I literally spat omg XD
Bruh :,D
Timestap pls
14:06
that was the best line why was it in the outtakes???
Omg burn 🔥 😂
"This fish so white, it look like it will storm capitol building" *LOST IT*
me toooo🤣
I'm surprised he even kept it in in the bloopers😂
Haha
@Racist Person h-how?
@Racist Person that wasn't stereotyping anyone lol. He was making a joke about an actual event that happened. Also he didn't say, "all white people are terrorists who stormed their own country's capital." He said the fish was as white as the people who did storm the capital. Because white people did storm the capital. Not a stereotype. Just a fact.
The “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees?” got me laughing so hard😂
Jamie looks like he is trying so hard to impress uncle Roger and still failing.😆😆😆
So is the struggle of every asian kids trying to please their parents
He did pretty good.
Western chef in general not good at cookingAsian foods . The way they know very little and quite surface. 😄
@@AvocadoPit that hits different
Failing means new learnings...
As you can see, my wife is from Thailand. My family is from Italy. We have agreed non-verbally to not interfere with each other's culture cooking. I let her cook her way (which is amazing) and she lets me cook mine (freshly rolled pasta, marinara from fresh tomatoes, and home made meatballs.) Her Lab Moo is amazing.
Love lab moo too.
Best of both worlds
@Yabaoey Man Maybe he means Larb Mhoo (ลาบหมู)?
My husband also inlove with Larb Mhoo too
What's Lab Moo? And by the way, you could swap recipes every once in a while
"This fish so white, look like it about to storm capital building" - Uncle Roger this comment made me laugh so hard and got you a sub thank you
LMAO
I'm American and that still made me LMAO!
I think being an American just made that comment even better
So funnny😜🤗😂
@@TheTreekin Same. We realy are at the butt of jokes. 💀🤣
7:56 uncle Roger casually steals banana leaf from his neighbor.
his neighbor:💀
💀🙏the thing is it's 100% true
"You don't need to ship banana leaf from far away, you just steal from neighbor"
I'm from Manila, and that's actually true LOL
@Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face
@Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face
@Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face
as an Indonesian i feel the same way
As an Indian so do I 😂
“Do you think banana leaf grow on tree”
HE IS THE MESSIAH
Banana leaves actually do not grow on trees. The banana plant is not classified as a tree.
fuiyoh! 👍
It's a plant
earning the "Uncle" title from Uncle Roger is like earning a "Dato Seri" title in Malaysia 😂 🤣
Uncle star
True🤣🤣
Hope I can get one for my channel someday 🤣
@@R.Singh2 ua-cam.com/video/YGrNGXdjxmI/v-deo.html
@@RaysonCollection ua-cam.com/video/YGrNGXdjxmI/v-deo.html
I'm shocked he did so well
Im shocked you shocked. He is 50 times better than you..
@@jasontan7920have you seen what he did to the egg fried rice?
@@Hiimtotoro that one was bad. But this one was ok..
The fact that this sounds like uncle is reviewing some random amateur chef gets me every time. "Ok, improvement, good, passable, but still not ok."
So weak
Uncle Roger: *Looks Seductively into the Camera*
"Sorry Children~"
Fr lmao
Hehehehhh😏
LMAO-
O////O
**P. Hub intro plays**
“You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.”
Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒
I Am still even up to now😅😂 Not even my neighbours just random 🍌🥬🥬🥬🌴🌴🌴🌴 along the side roads 😂😂
My mother grows her own banana tree😂
@@bubbyzblue2576 good 4ur Mother, she got land to plant🌴🌞👍
U r a true asian
yeah. we see some banana trees on the side of the road, just chop them leafs and take em home. no question asked.
4:55 my dad use sanbal naknan for egg fried rice and in L.A there is a Asian supermarket and I saw baby elephant zojiroshi and milo and ovaltine.
You know he’s doing well after seeing that animated intro
HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb
@@AxxLAfriku Can you just..shut up dude? They are your sisters. And no they don't stay with you because of your liver. They're forced to stay because they're biologically related.
@@adiyaroy0 🤣
That was actually created by one of his fans.
@@adiyaroy0 BURNED OOHHHH
The stealing bit about banana leaf hits deep, i remember walking down my street with a knife like a killer just to steal my neighbor's banana leaf...
Pencuri 😂😂
dude i have to look around before jumping at the leaf that grew over the fence XDDDD
i just did it on new year's eve...we grilled fish on the terrace🤣🤣🤣🤣 no idea to whom thosr banana trees belong to wkwkwk
It's not stealing it's borrowing.lol
YES YES HAHAHHAHA
“Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
*i have made a severe lapse in judgement*
I laughed so hard on that line!
@@hellsing219 Me too!! lol most I've ever laughed so far
They don't. They grow on a plant. :)
@BobT36 and what is a tree?
Thats right a Plant
@@sackmesser3309 All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees. Banana "trees" are not technically trees. They're just banana plants.
“Sorry children” has gotta be the best character break on UA-cam
"That's what bubble tea is made out of: just little fish eye in there."
This is how Uncle Roger takes revenge on bubble tea shops, which tell him that he underperformed.
I use fish eyes as bait to catch more fish.
@@woodsman105 wtf
@@woodsman105 is that really working?
@@dennisadiputra2367 yes
@@Chicken_feet_Supreme Um... that... was kind of the joke?
Jamie oliver: breathes
Uncle Roger: No no no hiyaaa
LEL
I don’t think there’s anything more accurate than “stealing banana leaves from neighbour”... but in my case I’m the neighbour 🙂
Too Relatable...
In indonesia there is a ghost called pocong under that tree
Condolences to your poor tree
Okay spill it what do you steal from your neighbors😂
Lmao I'm your neighbour
6:40
Uncle Roger:"Jamie I hope you don't f*ck it up, otherwise this fish die for nothing"
Me:"Dying from laughing"
Plot Twist: That was a packet rice that he put in a jar.
I want to buy that merch but im a kid how ah?
Bro packet rice was already cooked unlike what u bought in malaysia
Thats not a plot twist
@@nottreblinka4119 ua-cam.com/video/YGrNGXdjxmI/v-deo.html
possibly
"This fish so white, look like it about to storm Capitol building"
I choked on my air.
Are you sure it was air?
Hehe
@@captainrobots1 sus
Yeah that was good
What's the time stamp?
Edit: never mind it's in the outtakes
It’s a good joke cause both democrats and republicans have stormed the capitol in protest. America is wild
"No need to buy banana leaf. Just steal from neighbor"
When you're the neighbor-
There's only two neighbor
The ones that provide
And the ones that take and leave
I have a mango tree and it keeps getting stolen
@@AviDan-jl3qx the whole tree?!
@@shinsoku3783 YES
@@misery4388 this is so true, we keep having our chickens stolen by our only neighbour. Oh and our banana tree leaves too
First time here ( we are in 2023) and guys this is the most entertaining channel of all time. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂
same !!!!!!!!!!! i only discoverd this about 8 hours ago and i've been watching his videos the past 8 hours !!!!!!!!!
"Do you think banana leaf grow on tree? i mean.. do you think money grow on tree?" LMAOOOOO 8:13
But money comes from paper and paper comes from wood and wood grows on trees so money does grow on trees
What about coins and paper doesnt mean money money is the value as Wikipedia said it Money is any item or verifiable record that is generally accepted as payment for goods and services and repayment of debts, such as taxes, in a particular country or socio-economic context.[ The primary functions which distinguish money are: medium of exchange, a unit of account, a store of value and sometimes, a standard of deferred payment.
Uncle Roger: Everyone deserves a second chance.
Me: Aunty Helen?
Uncle Roger: no Aunty Helen took some of my MSG stash, that unforgivable.
Taking uncle Roger's special sushi rice is worse than murder
When Jamie Oliver use hand to eat
Asian people: he is becoming one of us.
2-sec later
No he is still white
Compliment too early...
Omg lol
Not all Asians use hands to eat, but yeah I great your point
😄
@@Browsingandbrowsing it's barbaric in US to eat with hands...
"Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
No they grow on stems
As an actual Malaysian, I can without a doubt prove of the fact that everything that Uncle Roger has said is true, we always stir fry out paste before actually uses it, and most of us never really uses food processors and the banana lead wrap part is true too, we really ever uses enough for top and bottom, the fish part is pretty much accurate too
Same as on guam
And do you steal the leaves from neighbors?
@@EndlessSummer888 no need to, I have my own banana trees. Why steal when you can ask?
@@EndlessSummer888 Actually, tbh yes we do occasionally when the one we plant doesnt have enough
@@EndlessSummer888 and not only banana leaves, basically any type of leaves for cooking
Uncle roger: Compliments
Jamie: Fuck it up
Uncle roger: Haiyaa spoke to soon
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@@exposedthem9272 shut up
rinse and repeat XD
"Do you think Banana leaf grow on tree?"
-Uncle Roger (Nigel Ng), 2021
Banana leaves are not grown on trees… the banana plants are not trees. Banana is actually a herbaceous plant…
Banana is a nut
@@ntahlahsiak It's a big big nut
But this delicious nut, is not a nut
@@STN4D It is the coco fruit
@@ntahlahsiak berry :) not a nut
You really have a thing for Jamie, don’t you?…… must be true love! 😂😂😂
No it's called true hatred
"Banana leaf is so much in Asia just steal from your neighbor" Me who's literally 2meters away from the neighbor's banana tree
Me who is surrounded by Banana trees: *hehe im in danger*
@@xtrafries123 *laughs in banana leaf*
@@xtrafries123lol same here
Atleast they only stole the leaf, not the heart.
@@cathpalug1221 I’m gonna cry if someone stole the heart. That’s my favorite part of banana plant😭
It never ceases to amaze how these videos are always full of both comedy and useful cooking advice from uncle roger
he's sharp. 😎
Comedians do research on the topics they talk about way more than we think.
"no need to ship banana leaves. Just steal from neighbor"
As a burmese, south asian it is very accurate cause banana leaves so useful. Can wrap flowers, cook food and make tanporary origami ect
And as toilet paper
But who uses toilet paper anyways lol, bidet is the way to go
@@timothyaugustine7093 i have no idea where you are from but i don't think anyone and burmese people uses banana leaves as toilet paper
So you're the guy who keep stealing banana leaves from my grandpa's lot.
Yes but for your correction " the girl who steals" not boy
7:23 Bro legit using Banana leave like a long scarf . _.
“Sorry children. Now go buy a T-shirt.” LOL XD
"This fish so white, looks like it's about to storm the Capitol Building" is the best joke I've heard in years XDXD
omg yes haha
HAIYAAAAA
Totally agree! Uncle Roger had me rolling with that one! T-shirt material for sure!
Where in the video is this ..? I can't seem to find it?
@@janemacintyre9801 the bloopers
"And look at that. So many chair, but nobody sitting there, just like Jamie Oliver restaurant."
ROAST
Without having seen even a second I can confidently answer the question with a hearty "NO".
Geat stuff as always Uncle,
thanks from your german nephew
I definitely lost it when Jamie did that unexpected "OOOH... YEEEAUH!"...😆I'm gonna say that when I taste something disgusting from now on 😂
I literally laugh till I'm dizzy whenever Uncle Roger goes 'Yeeauh!'
I love the "Sorry Children" shirt, but I also want a "Why You Vegetarian? So Weak, So weak!" Shirt.
no why vegan!
I would buy the vegetarian one
And a ‘MSG’ lol
I'll go with 'so weak so weak' only
Idk why, i read that in unclecroger accent, lol
“Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
- Uncle Roger, 2021
Botanically the banana is not a tree :)
@@jiroscop It's not?
@@hyacinthustheflower8456 😂 Well it's actually a herb 😂
@@upendra98 really??? It doesn't look like one. The more you know
@@upendra98 yes, it's herb :)
Lord, I died laughing when he skipped the salad part🤣🤣
"You don't need to ship banana leaf, you just steal from neighbour"
As a person who steals banana leaves from my neighbours I can confirm this is true
Sorry but where are you from?
Haiiiiiiyaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa😂
A Fellow Asian i see
I lost when Jamie tilt his head backwards to eat with his hand.
It was honestly too dramatic I thought he's trying to choke on rice😂😂
"Tomato puree, whew, is still wrong ingredient..." LMAO.
I thought the image of the bird feeding it's 🐥 babies with Jamie Oliver's face attached to it was hilarious and I don't know why.
"this fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building"
Holy fuck i died on that 😂🤣😂
I'm still dying xD
Uncle Roger: sorry children.
UA-cam: *TOYSRUS ads appears*
Wait didn't they close down
Ps: don't you dare woosh me
@@gabchapman5178 r/whooosh
It resurrected them
@@gabchapman5178 r/whoosh
Reddit did their job
uncle roger: "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
me: Well yes, but actually yes'nt?
no
banana isnt tree
True
@@myrinsk l e a f ok
Banna is a leaf with a huge stem.
Jamie Oliver trying to eat with his hands
He's a bit confused, but he's got the spirit
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He's beginning to believe
Twoset violin : Bubble tea!!
Uncle Roger: * It's made of fish eyeballs!*
Twoset: RIP
Twoset: Sacrilegious
i n t e r e s t i n g
c o c k r o a c h e s
Or 'premature frog eyes.'
I’m with TwoSet here
(Also hi!! I wasn’t expecting another LingLing Wannabe here!)
Even in India, I have a banana tree outside my house, so we don't need to steal leaves, our banana leaves get stolen every day
There's always a provider and stealer 😂
You're the neighbour xD
Why so weak? Why so weak? Why leaf get stolen?
Same with me, we have banana trees behind our house :)
Overrated pfp, see it everywher
That "ohhhh" after mentioning the banana leaf was so funny lol
Before Jamie: Prepackaged rice that he splashed with water while frying
After Jamie: Cooked rice on a stove without making it too wet.
*CHARACTER DEVELOPMENT*
That anime is too goodddddd
Yowwww here we go agen
You're everywhere
I remember you
1st time "6 minutes ago" from u
Why do you watch everything I watch 😳
"This fish so white, it looks like it's about to storm the capitol building" holy shit that made me laugh hard, wasn't expecting that one
LOL
What timestamp?
@@Laimeme 14:05
Should have left that one in there!
loool
Uncle Roger makes me laugh every day and now I don’t have anger issues anymore
I feel like that fake “YEAH” wasn’t for it being good, it was because it was spicy
Howard Dean has entered the chat
Cringe moment 😬😬😬
@@Gumby518 nice reference lol!
@@siegsterpro they took it from the BEST teacher.
If it was really that spicy you wouldn't be hearing Jamie talk properly. Nobody talks that properly/clearly when they've had something really spicy (or maybe I've not seen the full range of reactions)
Amazing new “Sorry Children” merch!
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dang
it
@@user-nb9zq1gl5y no ur not uncle roger his channel is not this name
"Do you think banana leaves grow on tree?"
I was like "Noo- wait what the fuck?" and my brain basically disconnected from the server for a few seconds because of the error
Technically no, because banana plants aren't considered trees because their trunks aren't woody.
@@rebeccahicks2392 so are they just whole leaves with no wood or is it some kind of weird mushroom?
That is my reaction
@@chiisan3776 Its a forking huge herb. Like, literally the hugest herb. You know like most plants that aren't trees, basil etc? Yea. Except Banana decided to use the base of its dead leaves as a foundation to go vertical like a really gross version of neck rings.
I laughed so hard till crying. 😂 Great jokes and wonderful roasting. Good tips too. Would love to make this 😁
"Do you think banana leaves grow on tree?"
Damn my life is full of lies.
💀💀
Exactly! Is it not?
People who thinks banana leaves grow on tree 🤡🤡
@wans What then? A building?
@@eekpanggang its a grass
Uncle Roger: everyone deserves a second chance
In Uncle Roger’s mind:Except for auntie Helen
lol 399th like
Uncle Roger: “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees
Uncle Roger again: “I mean do you think money grow on trees.
😂
wonder if that was a real accident, which made it even funnier
He caught himself real quick lol
banana is not a tree though
@@bitflipped5337but bananas grow on trees, and those leaves come from trees
@@kangelangel913 it was on purpose
The last three jokes had me dying with laughter! 🤪💯🤣 I hope you haven't come to Chicago yet because I would enjoy seeing you perform. Plus I could suggest more than a few places for you to go and enjoy a good meal and then some.🖖
Jamie will never redeem himself, impossible, gordon is better.
(Oh my god..Thank you so much for 6.7K likes...)
me when i saw the title
At least he’sn’t the old hag that didn’t cook the rice, *or chicken* , before putting them together & burnt the garlic!
Facts don't even compare Jamie and Gordon because Gordon is on another level
I literally said that in my comment but ok, I don't know whether you've seen it yet
Yesh uwu gordon have wok(if i spell it wrong sorry) and jamie probably have only one wok