CAN JAMIE OLIVER REDEEM HIMSELF?

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  • Опубліковано 30 січ 2021
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    Jamie Oliver do Malaysian-style whole fish (ikan bakar). Will he succeed? Original weejio: watch/?v=253...
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  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  3 роки тому +13070

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  • @axlek7620
    @axlek7620 3 роки тому +6845

    “Jamie, I hope you don’t fuck it up. Otherwise this fish died for nothing.” Fucking comedy gold!

  • @arwahsapi
    @arwahsapi 3 роки тому +20404

    "In Asia you just steal banana leaves from neighbors"
    As an Asian I see no truer words have been spoken.

    • @saucemeboi9744
      @saucemeboi9744 3 роки тому +1091

      Uffff. True that. I even saw my neighbour put up a huge handwriten warning sign say :
      "Tolong jangan petik daun pisang sini. Bukan tanah bapamu."
      tbh, it's more explicit than that and you can tell he's really upset.

    • @bagasisgood5152
      @bagasisgood5152 3 роки тому +554

      my mom usually told me to get banana leaves from my neighbour, so this is relatable

    • @akunformalitas
      @akunformalitas 3 роки тому +377

      This brings me back to my childhood bicycling from villages to villages, picking fruits, banana leaves, drinking coconut water right from the trees. The nostalgia.

    • @adityasixviandyj7334
      @adityasixviandyj7334 3 роки тому +258

      @@bagasisgood5152 also Pandan Leaves too... we have few pots in garden, so many my neighbor ask my mom before take the leaves for cooking. but again, some people just snatch it away....

    • @weighofatsonic1125
      @weighofatsonic1125 3 роки тому +262

      The perfect time to steal banana leaf is 2AM

  • @jarma6075
    @jarma6075 Рік тому +3001

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree" is up there with "when I was broke I had no money"

  • @tameezosman
    @tameezosman Рік тому +444

    You know the bar is low when uncle Roger measures your success by what you didn’t do wrong 😂

    • @yukivermillion
      @yukivermillion Рік тому +19

      No, you know the bar is low when Jamie Oliver is ground 0 in every video

  • @eljay5009
    @eljay5009 3 роки тому +14948

    "So many chair, but nobody sitting in them...just like Jamie Oliver restaurant" 🤣

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 3 роки тому +411

      “So many like, but nobody replying here...just like the amount of friend you have”

    • @GO_Carbs
      @GO_Carbs 3 роки тому +54

      Do you think banana leaf go on trees

    • @raine_osu
      @raine_osu 3 роки тому +89

      @Lupin3rd Arsene nah I’m playing with the joke XD

    • @mallyberns5775
      @mallyberns5775 3 роки тому +23

      @@raine_osu uncle Rogers's satire, I received it and chuckled abit

    • @feelsbadman5193
      @feelsbadman5193 3 роки тому +8

      @Lupin3rd Arsene issa joke lmao

  • @user-ln4nu4ev8m
    @user-ln4nu4ev8m 2 роки тому +6973

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees-.. "
    - I died and resurected

    • @CopperKaitlin
      @CopperKaitlin 2 роки тому +26

      Lol

    • @CopperKaitlin
      @CopperKaitlin 2 роки тому +19

      I love yo joke

    • @klausklaus5618
      @klausklaus5618 2 роки тому +55

      Technically they don't...

    • @fumiko_is_typing...
      @fumiko_is_typing... 2 роки тому +7

      @@klausklaus5618 no-

    • @klausklaus5618
      @klausklaus5618 2 роки тому +112

      @@fumiko_is_typing... Botanically, they're herbaceous plants, not trees. The difference is that their cellulose fibres aren't glued together with lignin :)

  • @johnleinweber6857
    @johnleinweber6857 Рік тому +131

    "He didn't use capri-sun tofu box" DEWD 😂 🤣 😆 😅 😭

  • @throwback7832
    @throwback7832 Рік тому +384

    We use banana leaves in the Philippines too,it's best for fish. We also have our kind of sambal that is called "uyap" or "bagoong" which is a shrimp paste too

  • @mouahmong
    @mouahmong 3 роки тому +2593

    "So many chair but nobody sitting in them like Jamie Oliver restaurant." lmao

  • @NickNotori3650
    @NickNotori3650 3 роки тому +3329

    "Do you think Banana Leafs Grow on Tree"
    - Uncle Roger 2020

    • @typicalcyanide
      @typicalcyanide 3 роки тому +144

      My guy it's 2021

    • @NickNotori3650
      @NickNotori3650 3 роки тому +97

      @@typicalcyanide Ops... Maybe Iv'e been sleeping alot

    • @Soultergeist
      @Soultergeist 3 роки тому +69

      We’ve been in quarantine we forget what time is.

    • @ethanseale3
      @ethanseale3 3 роки тому +16

      @@Soultergeist so true.

    • @deltatriangle628
      @deltatriangle628 3 роки тому +22

      You still livin' on the darkness of 2020

  • @partyof_1
    @partyof_1 Рік тому +44

    I love how he says the most generic things when he tastes his meals
    "The flavors, it's all...there"

    • @Pineappolis
      @Pineappolis 10 місяців тому +6

      It's even funnier when he tries to get specific. I remember him describing his Thai green curry as tasting, "tropical," when the flavours involved were, to all intents and purposes given the quantities of ingredients used and how they were cooked, chicken, shallot and coriander.

    • @ChibiPanda8888
      @ChibiPanda8888 5 місяців тому +2

      It may be all there, but it's all in the wrong place.

  • @jahbern
    @jahbern 9 місяців тому +46

    My husband is Malaysian. He and his brother planted all sorts of plants in the empty field across from their mom’s house here in Florida. Whenever she needs banana leaves or curry leaves or whatever, she goes across the street. Of course, she has a garden with basil and mint and the little stuff out back with the longan tree. They just spent half their Saturday picking longan for her 😂

  • @glitchgaming9093
    @glitchgaming9093 3 роки тому +3290

    "If you live in white people country and you hate your neighbor, just microwave sambal belacan, let the smell waft over to their house, and they will move out tomorrow." Chemical Warfare introduced to us by Uncle Roger?

    • @adamchch4002
      @adamchch4002 3 роки тому +57

      When I read this, I was at the part in the video... what are the chances...

    • @ttime441
      @ttime441 3 роки тому +16

      @@adamchch4002 Happens to me all the time

    • @waniuia1897
      @waniuia1897 3 роки тому +29

      Or durian

    • @AlifNurfakhri
      @AlifNurfakhri 3 роки тому +36

      Did this when I lived in The Hague. Neighbor called the police on me😂

    • @syafiqsahap2012
      @syafiqsahap2012 3 роки тому +10

      you'll be sued by doing that.In western country they hv rules of neighbourhood

  • @chriszuidema
    @chriszuidema 3 роки тому +3110

    Plot twist: the rice was packed, Jamie just put it in a container

    • @Saiko_PATH
      @Saiko_PATH 3 роки тому +29

      .... Can you really not tell packet rice and jasmine rice apart by look? You can see those rice are uncooked. Might not be able to tell if its jasmine or basmati maybe in this video for obvious reasons , but you can see they are uncooked :D

    • @hafyalol673
      @hafyalol673 3 роки тому +164

      @@Saiko_PATH that was a joke :)

    • @bernardliew4309
      @bernardliew4309 3 роки тому +58

      @@Saiko_PATH r/woooosh

    • @alliexpressworker
      @alliexpressworker 3 роки тому +4

      WEIOFHSOIFDS I LOWKEY THOUGHT THAT LMAOO

    • @mdhudghkehegsb
      @mdhudghkehegsb 3 роки тому +8

      @@Saiko_PATH It’s a joke my man

  • @Bambo.Gaming
    @Bambo.Gaming Рік тому +41

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    -wise Uncle Roger quote

  • @codewithzi-5817
    @codewithzi-5817 Рік тому +712

    As a certified Malaysian i would give him this score:
    Ingredients: 6/12
    Technique: 4/4
    Rice: 2/3
    Fish: 1/2
    Sambal belacan: 0/1
    He would have 13/22 score. Not so bad after all this time, just... why did he use tomato puree, it will make the fish more sour because it have the lime already.

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Рік тому +18

      Take one point off cuz of the banana leaf wrapping

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 Рік тому +7

      sister need husband ?

    • @raninalyassin9574
      @raninalyassin9574 Рік тому +4

      @@voraxe3032 😂😂

    • @gamingzindia6809
      @gamingzindia6809 Рік тому

      @@voraxe3032 🤤😂😂😂

    • @Eralen00
      @Eralen00 Рік тому +1

      I'm gonna have to see your Malaysia Certification before I believe you

  • @banzaibobA7V
    @banzaibobA7V 3 роки тому +3656

    I want a "vegetables taste like sad" t-shirt.

    • @vinawaldren6888
      @vinawaldren6888 3 роки тому +41

      I would def make a purchase!

    • @jwl00066
      @jwl00066 3 роки тому +18

      i’d buy one

    • @user-bk1eu9dr7g
      @user-bk1eu9dr7g 3 роки тому +6

      Me too...

    • @rdr8414
      @rdr8414 3 роки тому +8

      Wear it to your mum

    • @acetv5333
      @acetv5333 3 роки тому +13

      You should know that there's many Crazy Vegans (not pertaining to all) our there.

  • @RanDom-zp2tj
    @RanDom-zp2tj 3 роки тому +4032

    His giggles after he loses character is adorable

    • @xpressoyrslf
      @xpressoyrslf 3 роки тому +29

      Agreed

    • @SH-AQ_1
      @SH-AQ_1 3 роки тому +14

      ah don't be soapy

    • @kevint7288
      @kevint7288 3 роки тому +19

      B O N K

    • @nervepincher6859
      @nervepincher6859 3 роки тому +150

      Why you break character, Nephew Nigel? So weak, soooo weak.

    • @q_q123
      @q_q123 3 роки тому +19

      You're a chair. You're not allowed to have feelings.

  • @hogandonahue9598
    @hogandonahue9598 Рік тому +98

    I'm shocked he did so well

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 Рік тому +1

      Im shocked you shocked. He is 50 times better than you..

    • @vdmfh38u8
      @vdmfh38u8 29 днів тому +1

      @@jasontan7920have you seen what he did to the egg fried rice?

    • @jasontan7920
      @jasontan7920 27 днів тому

      @@vdmfh38u8 that one was bad. But this one was ok..

  • @lanhod
    @lanhod Рік тому +48

    Food processor cuts stuff into smaller pieces, mortar and pestle pounds and squeezes flavourful liquids and essential oils out of them.

  • @ZarlLarlack
    @ZarlLarlack 2 роки тому +7213

    At this point im convinced jamie is doing his best to impress uncle roger.

    • @nasdfghidgf8081
      @nasdfghidgf8081 2 роки тому +215

      And i'm convinced that one day Jamie will start a war with his cooking

    • @dolam
      @dolam 2 роки тому +25

      Yeah, me too.

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR 2 роки тому +19

      He's actually sending copyright strikes on the channel, so he is one salty fuck.

    • @caleb484
      @caleb484 2 роки тому +5

      @@ISWYDTOR for real????😩😩😩

    • @ISWYDTOR
      @ISWYDTOR 2 роки тому +26

      @@caleb484 Yeah, Nigel said so on the podcast where he reviewed the Jamie Oliver cookbook.

  • @olnai6318
    @olnai6318 3 роки тому +2087

    I rlly unconsciously said "haiya" when Jamie ate with his hands like that... Haiya...

    • @elvirayee2060
      @elvirayee2060 3 роки тому +10

      Samee hahahaha

    • @ettie366
      @ettie366 3 роки тому +36

      I did it in school once 😂 people looked at me weird

    • @nekoyamaanna3798
      @nekoyamaanna3798 3 роки тому +30

      @@ettie366 oh yeah. That happens if you don't know the proper way. 😂 Search up how Malaysians do it.

    • @heymer38
      @heymer38 3 роки тому +2

      Made me cringe... Haiyaaaaa

    • @swoosho3121
      @swoosho3121 3 роки тому +21

      In the Philippines we eat with our hands sometimes

  • @your_fat_self
    @your_fat_self Рік тому +19

    "Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?"
    - uncle roger

    • @lanhod
      @lanhod Рік тому

      no. because banana plant is actually herbs not trees

  • @AdityaKota
    @AdityaKota Рік тому +31

    Do you think banana leaves grow on trees?
    Left me laughing for 5 mins straight

  • @victornathanael8077
    @victornathanael8077 3 роки тому +4673

    Plot Twist: Jamie Oliver cooked Malaysian-style fish only to be approved by Uncle Roger

    • @bramveneman
      @bramveneman 3 роки тому +259

      And he still fucked it up 😂

    • @Ash-yl3zc
      @Ash-yl3zc 3 роки тому +127

      Its not a plot twist. He saw how much he fuck up and was like " Oh shit gotta do some shit to look good again"

    • @choncord
      @choncord 3 роки тому +45

      @@Ash-yl3zc
      This actually an older Jamie Oliver program, probably about 3 years older.

    • @leekyleak1709
      @leekyleak1709 3 роки тому +9

      Dun dun dun dunnnn

    • @gab5012
      @gab5012 3 роки тому +43

      @@choncord It came out on Jamie Oliver's Official Facebook on 16th January 2021, around 2 weeks ago, so unless he was making a re-post it should be new

  • @ArkinAnimation
    @ArkinAnimation 3 роки тому +7495

    That animation Flex.. SO TASTY

  • @EG9YT
    @EG9YT Рік тому +23

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree"
    No they grow on stems

  • @fhabyluth6655
    @fhabyluth6655 Рік тому +67

    Me & my wife once went to jamie oliver restaurant in Bali out of curiosity. The ravioli tasted like rubber and the pizza tasted like raw dough. I cant believe that guy tried to cook asian food while he cant even cook western food2💀

    • @rutabega2039
      @rutabega2039 10 місяців тому +2

      The investors in Oliver's restaurants had to eat £80 million in losses, which is just an astonishing figure. Chili jam in rice is nothing compared to that.

    • @c.w.8200
      @c.w.8200 9 місяців тому +3

      There was a Jamie Oliver restaurant at the Vienna airport and I tried it out of curiosity and I was so angry, I wasted my pre flight breakfast on this tasteless food even though I saw nobody was sitting there. We have some really good restaurants at the Vienna airport and luckily next time I went there the Jamie Oliver was replaced with something better too.

    • @Heavenlyrules
      @Heavenlyrules 6 місяців тому +1

      As an indonesian. They should ban that resto from opening

  • @VAND4L1SM
    @VAND4L1SM 3 роки тому +1255

    "do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"
    -Sun Tzu, The Art of War

    • @abdhulhackul2620
      @abdhulhackul2620 3 роки тому +22

      That's when you know that the joke has gotten too far

    • @karlthejarl2536
      @karlthejarl2536 3 роки тому +5

      I only knew those grow in big arse shrub.

    • @ios8713
      @ios8713 3 роки тому +19

      Banana "trees" are actually classified as grass

    • @aiminvoices7890
      @aiminvoices7890 3 роки тому +1

      @@ios8713 indeed

    • @yayayayawuwu
      @yayayayawuwu 3 роки тому +8

      Fun fact: banana is a berry and the tree is a herb ^_^

  • @RaysonCollection
    @RaysonCollection 3 роки тому +2852

    earning the "Uncle" title from Uncle Roger is like earning a "Dato Seri" title in Malaysia 😂 🤣

  • @telekidd8559
    @telekidd8559 Рік тому +36

    I heard about Jamie when I was 10 years old already. It's been 30 years since ! It seems like he's been here forever and never gets old.

  • @circeus
    @circeus Рік тому +11

    "life is too short for salad" YOU HAVE BECOME MY HERO RIGHT HERE

  • @Koalateatimes
    @Koalateatimes 3 роки тому +2644

    "This fish so white, it look like it will storm capitol building" *LOST IT*

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 роки тому +20

      me toooo🤣

    • @bruv7521
      @bruv7521 3 роки тому +53

      I'm surprised he even kept it in in the bloopers😂

    • @earthscrust9092
      @earthscrust9092 3 роки тому +5

      Haha

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 роки тому +5

      @Racist Person h-how?

    • @jaylewis5673
      @jaylewis5673 3 роки тому +83

      @Racist Person that wasn't stereotyping anyone lol. He was making a joke about an actual event that happened. Also he didn't say, "all white people are terrorists who stormed their own country's capital." He said the fish was as white as the people who did storm the capital. Because white people did storm the capital. Not a stereotype. Just a fact.

  • @wickedclamor4882
    @wickedclamor4882 3 роки тому +3165

    Jamie looks like he is trying so hard to impress uncle Roger and still failing.😆😆😆

    • @AvocadoPit
      @AvocadoPit 3 роки тому +207

      So is the struggle of every asian kids trying to please their parents

    • @Sheriff_K
      @Sheriff_K 3 роки тому +26

      He did pretty good.

    • @ommani99
      @ommani99 3 роки тому +38

      Western chef in general not good at cookingAsian foods . The way they know very little and quite surface. 😄

    • @Meecheer
      @Meecheer 3 роки тому +1

      @@AvocadoPit that hits different

    • @reyczeck
      @reyczeck 3 роки тому +2

      Failing means new learnings...

  • @kevinkelly3521
    @kevinkelly3521 Рік тому +33

    You really have a thing for Jamie, don’t you?…… must be true love! 😂😂😂

    • @KRziin
      @KRziin Рік тому +1

      No it's called true hatred

  • @lamjingyao1340
    @lamjingyao1340 7 місяців тому +5

    The “Do you think banana leaf grow on trees?” got me laughing so hard😂

  • @Jason-tz7je
    @Jason-tz7je 2 роки тому +3909

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaf from so far away, you can just steal from neighbor”
    Words of wisdom

    • @Sad_Doge
      @Sad_Doge 2 роки тому +6

      steak yeah.. nice lmao
      Edit : thx god u edit that out

    • @heinrichakiyama227
      @heinrichakiyama227 2 роки тому +7

      we can just go to our own garden lmao In south east asia everyone have Banana trees :)))

    • @MiserableMidnight
      @MiserableMidnight 2 роки тому +5

      I like your profile picture!! Hana-chan

    • @NothingButGiggles
      @NothingButGiggles 2 роки тому +11

      Same vibe as stealing fruit off the branches that are hanging in my yard
      My oranges now fools

    • @malikfaisal416
      @malikfaisal416 2 роки тому +2

      I did that

  • @sickviking9892
    @sickviking9892 2 роки тому +3207

    "This fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building" I literally spat omg XD

  • @babyfaceradice40
    @babyfaceradice40 11 місяців тому +20

    First time here ( we are in 2023) and guys this is the most entertaining channel of all time. Can’t stop laughing 😂😂😂😂

    • @andylogicmaster1008
      @andylogicmaster1008 11 місяців тому +2

      same !!!!!!!!!!! i only discoverd this about 8 hours ago and i've been watching his videos the past 8 hours !!!!!!!!!

  • @hydraftclown3063
    @hydraftclown3063 Рік тому +23

    6:40
    Uncle Roger:"Jamie I hope you don't f*ck it up, otherwise this fish die for nothing"
    Me:"Dying from laughing"

  • @notproatall9198
    @notproatall9198 3 роки тому +829

    First "Feel Special"
    Then "FANCY"
    Now "I Cant Stop Me"
    UNCLE ROGER IS A TWICE STAN

  • @kesham1422
    @kesham1422 3 роки тому +740

    I don’t think there’s anything more accurate than “stealing banana leaves from neighbour”... but in my case I’m the neighbour 🙂

    • @Ishfar0
      @Ishfar0 3 роки тому +6

      Too Relatable...

    • @Max-in9gu
      @Max-in9gu 3 роки тому +11

      In indonesia there is a ghost called pocong under that tree

    • @josticky
      @josticky 3 роки тому +4

      Condolences to your poor tree

    • @fly_flippase5937
      @fly_flippase5937 3 роки тому +3

      Okay spill it what do you steal from your neighbors😂

    • @Xylen69
      @Xylen69 3 роки тому +15

      Lmao I'm your neighbour

  • @mr.reality9741
    @mr.reality9741 Рік тому +25

    As a whyte pee-poole, I appreciate your cooking knowledge. My fried rice and asian food,as a whole, has next level game now. 😊

  • @viksharma3196
    @viksharma3196 Рік тому +10

    Uncle Roger - When I need a work break or just need to laugh, I just watch one of your videos.

  • @MituButChi
    @MituButChi 3 роки тому +1828

    “You don’t need to ship banana leaves from far away. You just steal from neighbor.”
    Uncle Roger is right. I used to be that neighbor who got stolen from. Seriously 😒😒

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 3 роки тому +65

      I Am still even up to now😅😂 Not even my neighbours just random 🍌🥬🥬🥬🌴🌴🌴🌴 along the side roads 😂😂

    • @bubbyzblue2576
      @bubbyzblue2576 3 роки тому +36

      My mother grows her own banana tree😂

    • @catwomanvillain6576
      @catwomanvillain6576 3 роки тому +16

      @@bubbyzblue2576 good 4ur Mother, she got land to plant🌴🌞👍

    • @architpatro7731
      @architpatro7731 3 роки тому +14

      U r a true asian

    • @az-fy3mp
      @az-fy3mp 3 роки тому +45

      yeah. we see some banana trees on the side of the road, just chop them leafs and take em home. no question asked.

  • @sliceofsparta8985
    @sliceofsparta8985 2 роки тому +1701

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm Capitol building"
    I choked on my air.

    • @captainrobots1
      @captainrobots1 2 роки тому +27

      Are you sure it was air?
      Hehe

    • @afzn0l0l
      @afzn0l0l 2 роки тому +12

      @@captainrobots1 sus

    • @dh1380
      @dh1380 2 роки тому +4

      Yeah that was good

    • @johnny_boi5456
      @johnny_boi5456 2 роки тому +8

      What's the time stamp?
      Edit: never mind it's in the outtakes

    • @raviolijesus6181
      @raviolijesus6181 2 роки тому +17

      It’s a good joke cause both democrats and republicans have stormed the capitol in protest. America is wild

  • @x_0950
    @x_0950 Рік тому +8

    7:23 Bro legit using Banana leave like a long scarf . _.

  • @Allazander
    @Allazander 9 місяців тому +2

    I live in Mobile AL and I have banana trees, my neighbors are Nigerian and they use them in their cooking as well but they don't steal them, they politely ask if they can have a few. I've told them they don't need to ask, they can have as many as they want but they still ask. I love trying foods from other cultures, maybe one day I'll learn to make good egg fried rice even...

  • @AqilZulkiflee
    @AqilZulkiflee 3 роки тому +11752

    Omg i love your anime intro 😂❤️

    • @Flancc
      @Flancc 3 роки тому +94

      I'm Proud to this Malaysia guys

    • @alrahman7684
      @alrahman7684 3 роки тому +28

      Muncul kat sini?

    • @irfandani2305
      @irfandani2305 3 роки тому +18

      Shut up

    • @sawii1482
      @sawii1482 3 роки тому +14

      hmmm sampai ke sini jugak

    • @ylfyg
      @ylfyg 3 роки тому +47

      Thanks to one of his talented fan

  • @rh3inzgt476
    @rh3inzgt476 3 роки тому +745

    Plot Twist: That was a packet rice that he put in a jar.

    • @rayyanismail7556
      @rayyanismail7556 3 роки тому +3

      I want to buy that merch but im a kid how ah?

    • @adamuwaw8293
      @adamuwaw8293 3 роки тому +4

      Bro packet rice was already cooked unlike what u bought in malaysia

    • @nottreblinka4119
      @nottreblinka4119 3 роки тому +3

      Thats not a plot twist

    • @exposedthem9272
      @exposedthem9272 3 роки тому

      @@nottreblinka4119 ua-cam.com/video/YGrNGXdjxmI/v-deo.html

    • @yabat7954
      @yabat7954 3 роки тому +1

      possibly

  • @Klespyrian
    @Klespyrian Рік тому

    I'm new around here and binging everything. I wish he still used the old anime looking intro in newer videos, that's awesome.

  • @sssparkle
    @sssparkle Рік тому +6

    I laughed so hard till crying. 😂 Great jokes and wonderful roasting. Good tips too. Would love to make this 😁

  • @alexh8297
    @alexh8297 3 роки тому +797

    "This fish so white, look like it about to storm capital building" - Uncle Roger this comment made me laugh so hard and got you a sub thank you

    • @mahfoeth
      @mahfoeth 3 роки тому +2

      LMAO

    • @jenniferbrown913
      @jenniferbrown913 3 роки тому +23

      I'm American and that still made me LMAO!

    • @TheTreekin
      @TheTreekin 3 роки тому +14

      I think being an American just made that comment even better

    • @sangyenamdrol9392
      @sangyenamdrol9392 3 роки тому +3

      So funnny😜🤗😂

    • @echung168
      @echung168 3 роки тому +1

      @@TheTreekin Same. We realy are at the butt of jokes. 💀🤣

  • @farrellouisp.7059
    @farrellouisp.7059 3 роки тому +2372

    Jamie: "Eat with his hands"
    Uncle Roger: Fuiyo-
    Jamie: "baby bird technique"
    Uncle Roger: Haiya....

    • @farrellouisp.7059
      @farrellouisp.7059 3 роки тому +14

      @OMG OMG he will always be remembered as a Legend

    • @Ihtifad98
      @Ihtifad98 3 роки тому +28

      that was the fastest FUIYOH and HAIYA at the same time😂😂😂

    • @RandyWasTaken
      @RandyWasTaken 3 роки тому +3

      11:34 lol

    • @diskmort
      @diskmort 3 роки тому +5

      Compliment too fast again

    • @masnob6009
      @masnob6009 Рік тому

      Gei

  • @idogarala4217
    @idogarala4217 Рік тому +13

    At first I was behaving like whites people but after 3 years of dating a Filipina I can confidently say I act like an Asian haha.. this content is so relatable to me .. eating with hands, shrimp paste, MSG , etcetera.. learned so much

  • @insanetrickshots1
    @insanetrickshots1 Рік тому +4

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?"

  • @appakkk
    @appakkk 3 роки тому +1061

    The stealing bit about banana leaf hits deep, i remember walking down my street with a knife like a killer just to steal my neighbor's banana leaf...

    • @masongreenwood4441
      @masongreenwood4441 3 роки тому +44

      Pencuri 😂😂

    • @aelyn3513
      @aelyn3513 3 роки тому +51

      dude i have to look around before jumping at the leaf that grew over the fence XDDDD

    • @payungtechno
      @payungtechno 3 роки тому +19

      i just did it on new year's eve...we grilled fish on the terrace🤣🤣🤣🤣 no idea to whom thosr banana trees belong to wkwkwk

    • @GL-ys8je
      @GL-ys8je 3 роки тому +15

      It's not stealing it's borrowing.lol

    • @KEIJEI
      @KEIJEI 3 роки тому +2

      YES YES HAHAHHAHA

  • @miharunnimpostor6401
    @miharunnimpostor6401 3 роки тому +732

    "No need to buy banana leaf. Just steal from neighbor"
    When you're the neighbor-

    • @misery4388
      @misery4388 3 роки тому +59

      There's only two neighbor
      The ones that provide
      And the ones that take and leave

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx 3 роки тому +21

      I have a mango tree and it keeps getting stolen

    • @shinsoku3783
      @shinsoku3783 2 роки тому +10

      @@AviDan-jl3qx the whole tree?!

    • @AviDan-jl3qx
      @AviDan-jl3qx 2 роки тому +6

      @@shinsoku3783 YES

    • @scoutsleftnut13
      @scoutsleftnut13 2 роки тому +8

      @@misery4388 this is so true, we keep having our chickens stolen by our only neighbour. Oh and our banana tree leaves too

  • @Oli_Quinn
    @Oli_Quinn Рік тому +9

    Lord, I died laughing when he skipped the salad part🤣🤣

  • @Fortnitebois1878
    @Fortnitebois1878 Рік тому +1

    Best intro ever I love how you look at the chili jam like it is something you have never seen.😂

    • @thatsme4303
      @thatsme4303 Рік тому

      it’s a new undiscovered chemical formula

  • @northeternal5227
    @northeternal5227 3 роки тому +614

    "why he always dressed like divorced dad about to go fishing" LOL this had me laughing so loud my children came to ask me what was so funny, that was great!

    • @colorzaddiction
      @colorzaddiction 3 роки тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @maestrobash7822
      @maestrobash7822 3 роки тому +2

      On the same theme, why is uncle Roger always dressed like he's ready to pack my groceries?

    • @rekkazan
      @rekkazan 3 роки тому +2

      @@maestrobash7822 because he's always ready to pack groceries

    • @lexyl756
      @lexyl756 3 роки тому

      @@rekkazan This really had me laugh loud

  • @moomooo1114
    @moomooo1114 3 роки тому +313

    "This is one good thing about living in malaysia ,you dont need to ship banana leaves from far away, you just steal from your neighbour "

    • @yohanps5504
      @yohanps5504 3 роки тому +1

      Indonesia and Malaysia intensive

    • @level__level
      @level__level 3 роки тому +9

      More like pick em in the front yard full of forest

    • @MangkuKNasi
      @MangkuKNasi 3 роки тому +6

      I just go across the road and take it

    • @adentan7353
      @adentan7353 3 роки тому +1

      I just go opposite my house and a real banana leaf and then run away

    • @pog7882
      @pog7882 3 роки тому +1

      Yup Saya also do it

  • @lukasto2121
    @lukasto2121 Рік тому +4

    I love this intro

  • @jinmakarov8187
    @jinmakarov8187 Рік тому

    true , , if u gonna use penaut as seasoning , then use the roasted one , that what make bumbu pecel (i may butchered the name) from indonesia so delicous

  • @ginolorenzo4117
    @ginolorenzo4117 2 роки тому +3412

    "You don't need to ship banana leaf from far away, you just steal from neighbor"
    I'm from Manila, and that's actually true LOL

    • @romannn5973
      @romannn5973 2 роки тому +33

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @utahlord9013
      @utahlord9013 2 роки тому +27

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @rqiihnh
      @rqiihnh 2 роки тому +26

      @Kwok Yat Wai oh no your face

    • @bintangdaffa4587
      @bintangdaffa4587 2 роки тому +28

      as an Indonesian i feel the same way

    • @Grace-gy9lx
      @Grace-gy9lx 2 роки тому +13

      As an Indian so do I 😂

  • @cameraman4549
    @cameraman4549 2 роки тому +1748

    Uncle Roger: *Looks Seductively into the Camera*
    "Sorry Children~"

  • @deborahbekomson8834
    @deborahbekomson8834 Рік тому +2

    7:56 uncle Roger casually steals banana leaf from his neighbor.
    his neighbor:💀

    • @thezapher
      @thezapher Рік тому +1

      💀🙏the thing is it's 100% true

  • @BlackCat_13-
    @BlackCat_13- Рік тому +5

    I thought the image of the bird feeding it's 🐥 babies with Jamie Oliver's face attached to it was hilarious and I don't know why.

  • @diontan829
    @diontan829 3 роки тому +882

    "Banana leaf is so much in Asia just steal from your neighbor" Me who's literally 2meters away from the neighbor's banana tree

    • @xtrafries123
      @xtrafries123 3 роки тому +63

      Me who is surrounded by Banana trees: *hehe im in danger*

    • @MoonyMoon08
      @MoonyMoon08 3 роки тому +25

      @@xtrafries123 *laughs in banana leaf*

    • @natanh4h453
      @natanh4h453 3 роки тому +7

      @@xtrafries123lol same here

    • @cathpalug1221
      @cathpalug1221 3 роки тому +9

      Atleast they only stole the leaf, not the heart.

    • @mauren8024
      @mauren8024 3 роки тому +7

      @@cathpalug1221 I’m gonna cry if someone stole the heart. That’s my favorite part of banana plant😭

  • @LyghtOak
    @LyghtOak 3 роки тому +506

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree”
    HE IS THE MESSIAH

    • @Tealoe
      @Tealoe 3 роки тому +21

      Banana leaves actually do not grow on trees. The banana plant is not classified as a tree.

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso 3 роки тому +1

      fuiyoh! 👍

    • @ntrspecialist1304
      @ntrspecialist1304 3 роки тому +1

      It's a plant

  • @021Teka
    @021Teka Рік тому +2

    I died laughing at the compliment to early part when he was eating with his hands. Almost choked on my food lol

  • @lilypan6803
    @lilypan6803 9 місяців тому +5

    Uncle Roger makes me laugh every day and now I don’t have anger issues anymore

  • @lolHERALDlol
    @lolHERALDlol 3 роки тому +2296

    White people visiting an Asian country be like:
    "The air is too spicy 🔥🥵🔥🥵"

    • @kumain_ng_keso
      @kumain_ng_keso 3 роки тому +5

      😭😭

    • @feryczech
      @feryczech 3 роки тому +24

      no really, considering like east asians, korea and thailand can be spicy, but othre countries are not really spicy too much at all

    • @Milque-toast
      @Milque-toast 3 роки тому +93

      @@feryczech *Indians have entered the chat*

    • @feister2869
      @feister2869 3 роки тому +34

      Daniel India and Mexico wants to have a talk with you

    • @elliedean7539
      @elliedean7539 3 роки тому +27

      My dad said his first visit to Korea, all he smelled at the airport runway was kimchi.
      But I was born in it, molded by it. Life isn't worth living without kimchi.

  • @kyotairu7056
    @kyotairu7056 3 роки тому +475

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
    *i have made a severe lapse in judgement*

    • @hellsing219
      @hellsing219 3 роки тому +8

      I laughed so hard on that line!

    • @crem992
      @crem992 3 роки тому +3

      @@hellsing219 Me too!! lol most I've ever laughed so far

    • @BobT36
      @BobT36 3 роки тому

      They don't. They grow on a plant. :)

    • @sackmesser3309
      @sackmesser3309 3 роки тому

      @BobT36 and what is a tree?
      Thats right a Plant

    • @WarmongerGandhi
      @WarmongerGandhi 3 роки тому +3

      @@sackmesser3309 All trees are plants, but not all plants are trees. Banana "trees" are not technically trees. They're just banana plants.

  • @spaceo8568
    @spaceo8568 Рік тому

    I've watched every video from this channel and LIKED every single one. Now when they come across my feed, I check, and the LIKE button isn't on. Uhhhhhh... just so you know, Uncle Roger, I LIKE all your videos.

  • @daniellittle3249
    @daniellittle3249 11 днів тому

    absolutely love your comedian vibes

  • @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw
    @MuhammadHamza-dm4uw 3 роки тому +3255

    When Jamie Oliver use hand to eat
    Asian people: he is becoming one of us.
    2-sec later
    No he is still white

  • @ilidioalves7
    @ilidioalves7 3 роки тому +597

    "This fish so white, looks like it's about to storm the Capitol Building" is the best joke I've heard in years XDXD

  • @abinallu3530
    @abinallu3530 Рік тому +2

    11:18 🤣🤣🤣🤣 , so funny no one uses their hand like that

  • @mingyusgirl1554
    @mingyusgirl1554 Рік тому

    Uncle roger smiles my heart melts 💜

  • @chinhinngai4083
    @chinhinngai4083 3 роки тому +61

    "Do you think banana leaf grow on tree? i mean.. do you think money grow on tree?" LMAOOOOO 8:13

  • @baywest
    @baywest 3 роки тому +338

    "this fish so white, it look like it about to storm capitol building"
    Holy fuck i died on that 😂🤣😂

    • @myst1741
      @myst1741 3 роки тому +4

      I'm still dying xD

  • @EverTM
    @EverTM Рік тому

    @14:23 I literally own that exact same Excalibur replica sword, but I haven't seen it in 9 years!
    Now I know where it is, Jamie Oliver ate it!

  • @Sciambolanja
    @Sciambolanja Рік тому

    04:24 It cracks me up every time I hear the Metal Gear Solid sound effect and the exclamation mark!! LOL

  • @fatburger9620
    @fatburger9620 3 роки тому +630

    You know he’s doing well after seeing that animated intro

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      HOLY HOLY!!! I can proudly say that I have the two HOTTEST women on this planet as MY GIRLFRIENDS! I am the unprettiest UA-camr ever, but they love me for what's inside! Thanks for listening fb

    • @adiyaroy0
      @adiyaroy0 3 роки тому +40

      @@AxxLAfriku Can you just..shut up dude? They are your sisters. And no they don't stay with you because of your liver. They're forced to stay because they're biologically related.

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 3 роки тому +4

      @@adiyaroy0 🤣

    • @mohithryuu
      @mohithryuu 3 роки тому +14

      That was actually created by one of his fans.

    • @Eg-yf3lu
      @Eg-yf3lu 3 роки тому +1

      @@adiyaroy0 BURNED OOHHHH

  • @jachymsetka
    @jachymsetka 2 роки тому +2378

    "That's what bubble tea is made out of: just little fish eye in there."
    This is how Uncle Roger takes revenge on bubble tea shops, which tell him that he underperformed.

    • @Chicken_feet_Supreme
      @Chicken_feet_Supreme 2 роки тому +25

      I love fish eyes!!!! They are really good! But boba balls are made of cassava root, not fish.

    • @woodsman105
      @woodsman105 2 роки тому +24

      I use fish eyes as bait to catch more fish.

    • @boop8871
      @boop8871 Рік тому +11

      @@woodsman105 wtf

    • @dennisadiputra2367
      @dennisadiputra2367 Рік тому +9

      @@woodsman105 is that really working?

    • @zkw1242
      @zkw1242 Рік тому +10

      @@dennisadiputra2367 yes

  • @joealcala2301
    @joealcala2301 Рік тому

    The funniest commentary! Thank you

  • @Aidan-mw6kr
    @Aidan-mw6kr 8 місяців тому +1

    4:55 my dad use sanbal naknan for egg fried rice and in L.A there is a Asian supermarket and I saw baby elephant zojiroshi and milo and ovaltine.

  • @louiscortes3410
    @louiscortes3410 3 роки тому +429

    Jamie oliver: breathes
    Uncle Roger: No no no hiyaaa

  • @hyacinthustheflower8456
    @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 роки тому +396

    “Do you think banana leaf grow on tree?”
    - Uncle Roger, 2021

    • @jiroscop
      @jiroscop 3 роки тому +11

      Botanically the banana is not a tree :)

    • @hyacinthustheflower8456
      @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 роки тому

      @@jiroscop It's not?

    • @upendra98
      @upendra98 3 роки тому +4

      @@hyacinthustheflower8456 😂 Well it's actually a herb 😂

    • @hyacinthustheflower8456
      @hyacinthustheflower8456 3 роки тому +2

      @@upendra98 really??? It doesn't look like one. The more you know

    • @jiroscop
      @jiroscop 3 роки тому +1

      @@upendra98 yes, it's herb :)

  • @Cookie_King
    @Cookie_King Рік тому +1

    For some reason I thought this was gonna be just a 5 second video of Uncle Roger saying no.

  • @almondaxis9872
    @almondaxis9872 Рік тому +1

    Fish eyes are my fav to!
    In India, we eat every part of fish but the gills

  • @carltonjyl
    @carltonjyl 3 роки тому +236

    "And look at that. So many chair, but nobody sitting there, just like Jamie Oliver restaurant."
    ROAST

  • @HellcatM
    @HellcatM 3 роки тому +480

    I love the "Sorry Children" shirt, but I also want a "Why You Vegetarian? So Weak, So weak!" Shirt.

    • @bbvv2967
      @bbvv2967 3 роки тому +1

      no why vegan!

    • @joedennehy386
      @joedennehy386 3 роки тому +3

      I would buy the vegetarian one

    • @yodatea8073
      @yodatea8073 3 роки тому

      And a ‘MSG’ lol

    • @yumeng9999
      @yumeng9999 3 роки тому

      I'll go with 'so weak so weak' only

    • @kingkid9247
      @kingkid9247 3 роки тому

      Idk why, i read that in unclecroger accent, lol

  • @Justmebeingme37
    @Justmebeingme37 6 місяців тому

    Uncle Roger is wonderful. Fuiyoh. The storming the capital outtake had me rolling😂

  • @Diesel_weasel
    @Diesel_weasel Рік тому

    I love this dude. I love how he's so stereotypical. Actually funny content

  • @AyukiAkiba
    @AyukiAkiba 3 роки тому +1154

    "This fish so white, it looks like it's about to storm the capitol building" holy shit that made me laugh hard, wasn't expecting that one

  • @AmanSingh-nw7lw
    @AmanSingh-nw7lw 3 роки тому +670

    Even in India, I have a banana tree outside my house, so we don't need to steal leaves, our banana leaves get stolen every day

    • @misery4388
      @misery4388 3 роки тому +79

      There's always a provider and stealer 😂

    • @khushisrivastav7016
      @khushisrivastav7016 3 роки тому +48

      You're the neighbour xD

    • @nachochips1458
      @nachochips1458 3 роки тому +40

      Why so weak? Why so weak? Why leaf get stolen?

    • @aldebaran5108
      @aldebaran5108 2 роки тому +5

      Same with me, we have banana trees behind our house :)

    • @clauteletuby
      @clauteletuby 2 роки тому +3

      Overrated pfp, see it everywher

  • @trackerjacker0013
    @trackerjacker0013 11 місяців тому

    Love the new intro. An I too go “fishing” which is code in North America for watch UA-cam videos and drinking to avoid a spouse.