NIGELLA LAWSON So Pretty But CAN SHE MAKE RAMEN?

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  • @WayofRamen
    @WayofRamen 3 роки тому +28243

    Uncle Roger knows more about ramen than I expected!

    • @tileavenue6911
      @tileavenue6911 3 роки тому +196

      Google

    • @foosmonkey
      @foosmonkey 3 роки тому +361

      I made ramen a couple of months ago, and it was quite an undertaking. Not including research It took about three days to marinate the eggs, and several hours beyond that to put together and cook.

    • @zeruic
      @zeruic 3 роки тому +33

      my hero

    • @liabinimelisulzurrun3833
      @liabinimelisulzurrun3833 3 роки тому +390

      @@foosmonkey that's why most Japanese people don't eat ramen at home. And when they do, its usually like uncle Roger said, instant ramen and you add the toppings. The marinated eggs can be found at every convenience store here so you just buy those and add anything else you would like

    • @skippss01
      @skippss01 3 роки тому +11

      My guy! Love your vids!

  • @Matthew-tr6zw
    @Matthew-tr6zw 3 роки тому +7563

    Some say that when Uncle Roger dies, you’ll still be able to hear him roasting Jamie Oliver from beyond the grave.

    • @bambisalumbre360
      @bambisalumbre360 3 роки тому +40

      ❤❤❤💯😆😆😆😆😆

    • @RustyDockLight
      @RustyDockLight 3 роки тому +24

      Lmaoooo

    • @RiceDaMice
      @RiceDaMice 3 роки тому +25

      lol, this made me laugh so hard!

    • @vanessaalexandra2033
      @vanessaalexandra2033 3 роки тому +8

      🤣

    • @unmellowyellow
      @unmellowyellow 3 роки тому +28

      I generally don’t watch South Park, but it’s my husband’s fave. Their episode making fun of celebrity chefs is spot on, and has Jamie Oliver crying in the corner like a baby (or something like that)...

  • @NYDivorcefacts
    @NYDivorcefacts 3 роки тому +13088

    My wife is Japanese and one thing I've learned in over 30 years of marriage don't screw up the ramen.

    • @praiseayodele2616
      @praiseayodele2616 3 роки тому +324

      I feel you man🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @mcfarofinha134
      @mcfarofinha134 3 роки тому +187

      ラーメン=天国からの祝福

    • @reecechang1454
      @reecechang1454 3 роки тому +130

      @Yang Lee I’m Taiwanese and screw that college

    • @sbusisomanqele4318
      @sbusisomanqele4318 3 роки тому +130

      You messed up Ramen at some point haven't you? What did you do

    • @NYDivorcefacts
      @NYDivorcefacts 3 роки тому +232

      @@sbusisomanqele4318 Let's just say that my wife's nickname for me is 外人 (gaijin)

  • @angelserenade
    @angelserenade 2 роки тому +1681

    her choice of measuring, her vocabulary, her sparkly kitchen setting.... she's more like a fairytale writer than a cook

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 Рік тому +103

      I'd let her read me a bedtime story...

    • @formula1marshal
      @formula1marshal Рік тому +52

      Thats what you get after coming down from a 30h coke session

    • @paulvontarsus729
      @paulvontarsus729 Рік тому +18

      Certainly a fairytale body

    • @jenm1
      @jenm1 Рік тому

      i think it's kinda endearing. humanizes her lol@@formula1marshal

    • @soojason2012
      @soojason2012 Рік тому

      😅😅​@@paulvontarsus729

  • @aldikaananta3644
    @aldikaananta3644 3 роки тому +7289

    Drug dealer: "You want some magic white powder"
    Uncle roger: "You sell MSG? I'll buy"

    • @andreasbernardi3654
      @andreasbernardi3654 3 роки тому +180

      somehow this is believable...

    • @greytogray
      @greytogray 3 роки тому +89

      u mean “I’ll take 5”

    • @foxley95
      @foxley95 3 роки тому +63

      MSG is salt on CRACK

    • @WizHamz
      @WizHamz 3 роки тому +36

      i just imagine UNCLE ROGE accent while reading your comment

    • @vihaanpatel667
      @vihaanpatel667 3 роки тому +2

      @ピクセル meth you mean Cocain?

  • @myemye0052
    @myemye0052 3 роки тому +5198

    “Mother I Like to Fry rice for”
    I’m dead....

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 роки тому +77

      I will fry all my rice for her. Lmao I wish he would roast the life out of me one day

    • @mattearenzi8972
      @mattearenzi8972 3 роки тому +21

      @Dyslexic Mitochondria Epic channel ya got there bud

    • @wayneyam1262
      @wayneyam1262 3 роки тому +72

      fyi fry rice means to have sex in asian(at least Taiwan) slang

    • @sarawakianinholland7233
      @sarawakianinholland7233 3 роки тому +3

      😂😂

    • @LiuTheRick
      @LiuTheRick 3 роки тому +7

      Translate it to Chinese, you'll learn more 😏😏😏

  • @Wirehead18
    @Wirehead18 3 роки тому +8290

    He will never forgive Jamie Oliver for the chili jam.
    Never.

    • @llNoza
      @llNoza 3 роки тому +117

      I think we've established that.

    • @ionobedoza1090
      @ionobedoza1090 3 роки тому +51

      Didn’t Jamie redeem himself with the fish recipe?

    • @afdaleee
      @afdaleee 3 роки тому +8

      Fr😂😂

    • @Jaylee926
      @Jaylee926 3 роки тому +77

      I think Jamie Oliver gave him ptsd 😂😂

    • @delicoussoonheng1710
      @delicoussoonheng1710 3 роки тому +8

      @Drukstylz thats even more cursed xD

  • @miksologia
    @miksologia 2 роки тому +436

    I watched my first ever Uncle Roger video this morning. Now I've watched maybe 20 of them and this is absolutely my favorite episode so far. Thanks Nigella (and Rog)!

    • @codesymphony
      @codesymphony Рік тому +3

      same

    • @philipthomas3503
      @philipthomas3503 9 місяців тому +8

      Just went down the rabbit hole today urgh lost my entire work day

    • @jamesy52
      @jamesy52 5 місяців тому

      They're so addictive. He's brilliant!

  • @kylechen9573
    @kylechen9573 2 роки тому +5536

    love how she narrates her cooking like some fine dining, but the ramen just looks like some noodles my dad made with leftover soup on a Wednesday

    • @Samantha_yyz
      @Samantha_yyz 2 роки тому +67

      Lol YES! Like you don't just throw toppings on top of it >...<
      Have fun decorating the bowl with the toppings

    • @iainrobb2076
      @iainrobb2076 2 роки тому

      She's gorgeous, though, and she's not an asshole like Jamie Olivejuice, so I let her off with it.

    • @onlydaprecum
      @onlydaprecum 2 роки тому +1

      She cant stand the chaos and noise of an asian restaurant that stuck up colonizer

    • @grumpee8432
      @grumpee8432 2 роки тому +84

      She’s just pretentious.

    • @mattymerr701
      @mattymerr701 2 роки тому +29

      I think she's sorta describing it as just something she quickly throws together rather than it being all that fancy maybe?

  • @theastroguy7417
    @theastroguy7417 3 роки тому +3499

    "I hear Nigella like magic white powder also"
    Im f*cking gone

    • @TheAmyExperience
      @TheAmyExperience 3 роки тому +77

      That set me all the way free.

    • @themsdwallace
      @themsdwallace 3 роки тому +42

      I bout died 🤣

    • @sky_3023
      @sky_3023 3 роки тому +85

      Omg he actually went there 😂

    • @sai2nay8261
      @sai2nay8261 3 роки тому +10

      come back

    • @jasrod68
      @jasrod68 3 роки тому +55

      I laughed so loud at this my dog ran away.

  • @TheOrisya
    @TheOrisya 3 роки тому +3120

    People can boil, fry, bake etc...
    But uncle Roger always roast

  • @creativeworx47
    @creativeworx47 Рік тому +153

    I love how uncle Roger keeps bringing Jamie Oliver's chilli jam to every video😂😂😂

  • @theoneidiot5575
    @theoneidiot5575 3 роки тому +8379

    uncle roger learning how to use camera angle,not bad not bad

  • @Shurzii_
    @Shurzii_ 3 роки тому +8415

    “I heard Nigella likes white powder also”
    I fell off my chair laughing and now I can’t find my left AirPod

    • @hayopepper5593
      @hayopepper5593 3 роки тому +71

      Big mood

    • @jameswolf5513
      @jameswolf5513 3 роки тому +109

      did you find it yet?

    • @zacringedude6139
      @zacringedude6139 3 роки тому +44

      i cant find my right airpod ;-;

    • @spicy701
      @spicy701 3 роки тому +214

      I can't find any airpod
      Cuz I can't afford any

    • @zacringedude6139
      @zacringedude6139 3 роки тому +51

      @@spicy701 tbh AirPods suck cuz u gotta charge them and the built in mic also sucks

  • @lankthedank6931
    @lankthedank6931 3 роки тому +3248

    “Mother I like to fry rice for”
    LMAO

    • @woeisme3018
      @woeisme3018 3 роки тому +10

      Furry

    • @lankthedank6931
      @lankthedank6931 3 роки тому +43

      @@woeisme3018 Ok? What does that have to do with anything?

    • @woeisme3018
      @woeisme3018 3 роки тому +6

      @@lankthedank6931 nothing

    • @Modretz
      @Modretz 3 роки тому +6

      @@lankthedank6931 Fury

    • @jameshsuan-yiwu1659
      @jameshsuan-yiwu1659 3 роки тому +52

      Fry rice (verb) actually means sex in Taiwan

  • @bareeraalvi5785
    @bareeraalvi5785 2 роки тому +581

    Love how Uncle Roger and Nigel got two different voices, lmao

    • @kuhmilch
      @kuhmilch 2 роки тому +23

      Because they are two different person.

    • @localpotatolikesturtles
      @localpotatolikesturtles 2 роки тому +11

      its because theyre different people, obviously

    • @fahadmalik8862
      @fahadmalik8862 2 роки тому

      Women are not attracted to men. Simple as that. Men belong to Women. Women do not belong to Men. Aadam (Adam), Havwa (Eve). Man of Truth Aadam (Adam). Woman of Power and Beauty Havwa (Eve). There is no Man of Truth. There is no Woman of Power and Beauty.

    • @fahadmalik8862
      @fahadmalik8862 2 роки тому

      Hello "" *("Hello", I apologise in I have no other word in relation towards English. Me (a man) saying hello towards a sister/woman is a big unkind).I write as a Man (Born);
      The first Man (Aadam; Adam) was commanded to enter his body by Allah. Aadam (Adam) refused to enter his body despite being comanded by Allah. Aadam did not approach the first Woman (Havwa; Eve). Havwa (Eve) approached Aadam (Adam) and asked permission. Havwa afterwords cursed Aadam. Having a child was never real. The first Man does not "love" the first Woman. Love is not real. It is chemical reactions. Men posses not "love". Life hence why the first Woman approached the First Man. Since she cursed the first Man she is now incapable of changing. Women never possesed "love". The Life I mentioned. Only men posses this. Now look... The only people that exist are the first woman and the first Man. She cursed the first Man. Where does she go? She cannot be with herself. She ends in a loop. She imiates the first man. Every single science fiction story shows stuff that had never exited or could never exist. Even with dreams. None has originality. Every sciecne fiction story and book imiates our world. So she can spend eternity and have everything. Women are the strongest beings and are unique. Men are WEAK. But even with all the time, power etc. Imiation of men is all there is. Women are inheriently EVIL. Men are born to die. Why? The child making was not real as I said. Also another reason for why she approached him. Men do not f women. Women f Men.
      Women make children not men. " A needle has liquid in it but who does the action? The liquid or the needle? The needle as that contains both." Woman is the needle and Liquid.
      Kind Regards
      Fahad Malik
      Date:15/01/2023

    • @fahadmalik8862
      @fahadmalik8862 2 роки тому

      of course Aisha. I knew it all women are lesbian and everybody keeps saying Aisha was a lesbians so yeah

  • @mrnigelng
    @mrnigelng  3 роки тому +5842

    Hallo niece and nephew! Check out Nephew Nigel podcast ➡️ ua-cam.com/video/aE2Ivw5HJLo/v-deo.html

  • @Bobbnoxious
    @Bobbnoxious 3 роки тому +7843

    I love those moments when Nigel breaks character and speaks with his normal English accent

  • @ElisesMusicalLife
    @ElisesMusicalLife 3 роки тому +1623

    I love how he started mentioning Jamie Oliver instead of auntie hersha for bad cooking skill example so that auntie hersha doesn’t get bullied anymore. Very thoughtful

    • @MrNeosantana
      @MrNeosantana 3 роки тому +203

      Hersha's really sweet, though. She fucked up ONCE. Jamie Oliver's entire career is a mess.

    • @yohankuriyan7633
      @yohankuriyan7633 3 роки тому +8

      @@MrNeosantana it really isn't

    • @xdqck710
      @xdqck710 3 роки тому +35

      @@yohankuriyan7633 I wouldn't say it's a mess but yea it hasn't been the best

    • @thesaint5381
      @thesaint5381 3 роки тому +81

      Coz hersha already redeemed herself. As for jamie, there's no going back for him.

    • @yohankuriyan7633
      @yohankuriyan7633 3 роки тому +19

      @@xdqck710 I would say it's the opposite. The only thing 'messy' about his career is his management of his restaurants, the bulk of his (and all famous chefs) money comes from TV. In which he's simply killing it. That's the reason why his net worth is literally double that of Ramsay's

  • @nutellalatte7522
    @nutellalatte7522 2 роки тому +17

    I just got back from Singapore yesterday and was feeling holiday blues, so glad uncle roger came across my feed.

  • @sauravchoudhury1072
    @sauravchoudhury1072 3 роки тому +666

    "M-Mother
    I
    L-like to
    F-fry rice for"
    - my life is changed for ever.

  • @LyricWulf
    @LyricWulf 3 роки тому +6003

    Ah yes, heat it up in the *me crow wah vay*

    • @zim3615
      @zim3615 3 роки тому +15

      XD

    • @osakaxq
      @osakaxq 3 роки тому +36

      @Austin Bustamante how do u have that emoji?

    • @Cinnuhminn
      @Cinnuhminn 3 роки тому +45

      She probably thought it was French, like mécrouwavé

    • @Theguywithspecs1
      @Theguywithspecs1 3 роки тому +17

      @@osakaxq it's an Easter egg

    • @soossoos131
      @soossoos131 3 роки тому +2

      why did i not get this ahahhahah

  • @iamhungry2411
    @iamhungry2411 3 роки тому +4218

    To be fair, Nigella has never claimed to be a chef. She has always said she’s just a home cook. But Uncle Roger is very funny 😂

    • @iamhungry2411
      @iamhungry2411 3 роки тому +88

      @urbanskatebored can’t fight you with that

    • @bodigames
      @bodigames 3 роки тому +72

      She looks nice and Uncle Roger agrees with me.

    • @hazeeqrazak
      @hazeeqrazak 3 роки тому +51

      Nigella is a food journalist.

    • @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq
      @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 3 роки тому +28

      @@hazeeqrazak still not a chef pepega

    • @DensilGrant
      @DensilGrant 3 роки тому +5

      That's bullshit and pretentious

  • @IvyLaughton
    @IvyLaughton 2 роки тому +102

    I drank water at the wrong time, right when he said Nigella like white powder also. It went the wrong way and I couldn’t stop coughing 😂

  • @Kyouno
    @Kyouno 3 роки тому +2310

    Looks like Uncle Roger found a replacement for auntie Hersha after half a year of being single 😅

  • @stardust3219
    @stardust3219 3 роки тому +4338

    "...M.I.L.F. " I burst out in laughter instantly infront of my entire family.

  • @temperpepper
    @temperpepper 3 роки тому +1731

    "Nigella Lawson is M.I.L.F.
    *MOTHER*
    *I*
    *LIKE TO*
    *FRY RICE FOR* " - Uncle Roger, 2021

    • @DavidLin
      @DavidLin 3 роки тому +31

      lol this is a joke in Chinese

    • @MM-zw8sm
      @MM-zw8sm 3 роки тому +6

      😂😂

    • @scheimev
      @scheimev 3 роки тому +5

      wait a minute isn't that oh never mind

    • @nivekjotornoshiroe
      @nivekjotornoshiroe 3 роки тому +3

      @@DavidLin can you explain?

    • @DavidLin
      @DavidLin 3 роки тому +10

      @@nivekjotornoshiroe I might be banned if I explain it but it's the literal meaning of the f word

  • @BY2117
    @BY2117 2 роки тому +99

    "If that is the only thing you remember from physics, then Mr Clark fucked up. Niece and nephew, don't go to that school. haha!

    • @um9751
      @um9751 6 місяців тому

      @@BY2117 I was watching this on a bus. I laughed so hard that the woman sitting next to me thought I’m nuts 😂😂

  • @roddickbong9295
    @roddickbong9295 3 роки тому +368

    Uncle Roger said he's done with women but this time Uncle Roger making himself special and available

    • @julespumachu
      @julespumachu 3 роки тому +12

      He has magical white powder he wants to give to her.

    • @Mimeniia
      @Mimeniia 3 роки тому

      Seeing an hearing Aunty Nigella, I dont blame him. Yeah baby, Yeaaaaaaaah!

    • @elurvaine1064A
      @elurvaine1064A 3 роки тому +1

      Sorry children

    • @roddickbong9295
      @roddickbong9295 3 роки тому +2

      At least Uncle Roger have interests in women again. Kinda sus

  • @derickbergouser2439
    @derickbergouser2439 3 роки тому +507

    "if radish is food of god, Uncle Roger rather go to hell"
    next thing you know, Jamie Oliver's fried rice waiting for you there. haiya.

    • @zekenacho
      @zekenacho 3 роки тому +10

      HAIIIYAAAA

    • @LisztEtude6
      @LisztEtude6 3 роки тому +2

      I just knew he was gonna say MSG was food of the Gods when he asked that question

  • @UnstoppableGymnasticsIndonesia
    @UnstoppableGymnasticsIndonesia 3 роки тому +644

    "ex wife auntie hellen is gone forever so uncle roger available" i died at that moment

  • @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453
    @jiggy.pop.phantomkell9453 2 роки тому +32

    "I can't eat with chopsticks but I can stir with one" feels like a dad joke

  • @pureskullbruh1296
    @pureskullbruh1296 3 роки тому +481

    Any British chef : " made an Asian cooking tutorial "
    Uncle Roger : *and I took that personally*

    • @YashinYoku
      @YashinYoku 3 роки тому +6

      Yes of course
      Food is everything
      later our food will be made wrong in the eyes of the world

    • @sabibarahman7278
      @sabibarahman7278 3 роки тому +6

      The only british celebrity chef I know, that respects any kind of asian cooking is Gordan Ramsay.

  • @givemethasauce5720
    @givemethasauce5720 3 роки тому +2761

    "Ramen without tare, is like uncle Roger without orange polo"
    me: *visualizing uncle roger shirtless*

    • @mkyker
      @mkyker 3 роки тому +158

      Right?? Especially at those "Sorry, children..." parts. 🤤

    • @LiveFreeOrDieDH
      @LiveFreeOrDieDH 3 роки тому +99

      "Sorry, children." 🤣🤣🤣

    • @Ash-bc8vw
      @Ash-bc8vw 3 роки тому +15

      Me too 😂😂

    • @TechWiz717
      @TechWiz717 3 роки тому +31

      You should check out the uncle roger makeover video, might see something you like 😂

    • @givemethasauce5720
      @givemethasauce5720 3 роки тому +8

      @@TechWiz717 Thank you friend for informing me about that video👌❤😁

  • @TheAliveandKickin
    @TheAliveandKickin 3 роки тому +4025

    at this point I think we can safely say that everybody is better than Jamie Oliver in the kitchen.

  • @8Ranjitha
    @8Ranjitha Рік тому +290

    My husband loves Nigela, not because of her cooking but because of beautiful camera angles 😅😂

    • @FromaTwistedMind
      @FromaTwistedMind Рік тому +5

      😅🤣 Me too

    • @pjfan1991
      @pjfan1991 Рік тому +2

      Same🤤🤤

    • @Papolucho702
      @Papolucho702 Рік тому +1

      Lololol I got distracted too 😂😂

    • @anthonymichael5078
      @anthonymichael5078 Рік тому +3

      Me also but then I remember her wrinkled evil toilet of a father and I lose my..........abundant affection for her..

    • @FromaTwistedMind
      @FromaTwistedMind Рік тому +1

      @@anthonymichael5078 Good point! 👍

  • @themidnighttruthseeker1549
    @themidnighttruthseeker1549 3 роки тому +1866

    I usually love Nigella's language skills...but here you have uncle Roger roasting her and I suddenly agree with him.

    • @sophievanderbilt1325
      @sophievanderbilt1325 3 роки тому +138

      She sounds ridiculous. This is the first video I've seen of hers and I don't think I could ever watch her cook again without silently roasting every phrase in my head lol

    • @diartgallapeni1421
      @diartgallapeni1421 3 роки тому +9

      2 comments above me very right

    • @chomosuke0720
      @chomosuke0720 3 роки тому +46

      I thought the posh act was supposed to be intentionally funny lmao

    • @philwilson4167
      @philwilson4167 3 роки тому +35

      @@chomosuke0720 Nope. It's to hide the fact she doesn't have a clue what she's doing in the kitchen.

    • @FourheadWeapon
      @FourheadWeapon 3 роки тому +45

      It was the mee cro wah vey for me

  • @EnjoyBananafish
    @EnjoyBananafish 3 роки тому +1973

    You need a whole episode devoted to how Nigella pronounces “microwave” we can’t let that one slip by Uncle!!

    • @Grizzleback07
      @Grizzleback07 2 роки тому +63

      It was done in such a pretentious manner.

    • @TG-ge1oh
      @TG-ge1oh 2 роки тому +47

      @@Grizzleback07 I mean it doesn't seem like she has a single unpretentious bone in her body, so...

    • @tacoedits3302
      @tacoedits3302 2 роки тому +71

      I read this comment before the full video and went "what, does she call it a 'meekrow-wovay'" and the she did and I about lost my shit

    • @EnjoyBananafish
      @EnjoyBananafish 2 роки тому +4

      @@tacoedits3302 😂😂

    • @ericplunder2744
      @ericplunder2744 2 роки тому +60

      @@Grizzleback07 she was just being silly. Amazing how many people missed the joke.

  • @s.sarvin2666
    @s.sarvin2666 3 роки тому +585

    Still can't get over the fact that she said "Fat from the Milk warmed in the meecroWaaaVe"
    6:58

    • @mr.hanfblatt9152
      @mr.hanfblatt9152 3 роки тому +39

      from now on i will always call it a "meecrowaawey"

    • @gummieworms3909
      @gummieworms3909 3 роки тому +4

      Lol 😆 I died😂😂😂🤣🤣69th like😏

    • @Hagunemnon
      @Hagunemnon 3 роки тому +6

      @TwinTurbo Ray That's actually pretty interesting, since the magnetron's the business end of the microwave. Sorta like calling an oven a "heating element."

  • @mpjgameify
    @mpjgameify 2 роки тому +56

    I can't get enough of you!! You're the funniest Asian dude I've seen! You ROCK! Your Uncle Roger bit is such a riot! You need a Netflix special.

  • @axlek7620
    @axlek7620 3 роки тому +1671

    “Mr, Clark fucked up.” Such underrated brilliance.

  • @hifjurrahman8060
    @hifjurrahman8060 3 роки тому +1276

    the number of sexual references in this weijo is unbelievable

    • @zigowl1193
      @zigowl1193 3 роки тому +39

      That's because it's Nigella. 😉😇

    • @animargaming2979
      @animargaming2979 3 роки тому +50

      Uh oh... Cancel culture is coming for uncle

    • @Nchaukeni
      @Nchaukeni 3 роки тому +29

      I think he over did it

    • @bilkend7194
      @bilkend7194 3 роки тому +1

      😆😆😆😆😆😆

    • @bambisalumbre360
      @bambisalumbre360 3 роки тому +16

      Thats why he said its his probably his dirties video ever 😆

  • @kpeggs82
    @kpeggs82 3 роки тому +468

    “Why her knife so small?” You read my mind.

    • @milan.s2681
      @milan.s2681 3 роки тому +6

      looks like 5 eur knife which I bought in tesco when I was on college.

    • @delavidaebella
      @delavidaebella 3 роки тому +5

      also why didn't she cut the upper part of the bok choy with it and just tear them instead, whyyy

    • @mwrkhan
      @mwrkhan 3 роки тому +1

      Have you seen the size of knives used by Marco Pierre White? Gordon Ramsey's former boss and a far better chef (back in the day).

    • @kpeggs82
      @kpeggs82 3 роки тому

      @@mwrkhan no off to google!

    • @harrymiram6621
      @harrymiram6621 3 роки тому

      Uncle Roger voice--"Knife So small so may-kee small radish look like BIGGER, eh?!-Wink, Wink!

  • @imnotsophia.imlegobatman
    @imnotsophia.imlegobatman Рік тому +10

    9:33 I love how uncle roger just pulls a chopstick out of thin air

  • @andrewlemaire2636
    @andrewlemaire2636 3 роки тому +794

    "I hear Nigella like the magic white powder also." I spat out my tea.

    • @spectra108
      @spectra108 3 роки тому +6

      😏😏😏

    • @md-le4nh
      @md-le4nh 3 роки тому +12

      I almost died when I heard that...

    • @danielyii6350
      @danielyii6350 3 роки тому +3

      I was watching this in front of my mom lol

  • @tqt08
    @tqt08 3 роки тому +89

    He’s a comedian but knows his way around a kitchen. A lot of his suggestions are legit. Kudos to Nigel errrr uncle roger

  • @leobeltran3545
    @leobeltran3545 3 роки тому +697

    "I hear Nigella like that white powder" Holy shit this caught me off guard! Hahahaha!!!!!

  • @mikel8185
    @mikel8185 2 роки тому +28

    Sounds like Nigella is mostly in love with her vocabulary- whether it fits or not! She believes she is an English teacher Uncle Roger, for sure.

  • @jong5675
    @jong5675 3 роки тому +2978

    Why does she sound like she’s about to congratulate Agent 47 on a successful mission?
    Edit: where the hell did all these likes come from? I mean geez I’ve never gotten more than like 10 likes on a comment before. Thank you.

    • @naim2729
      @naim2729 3 роки тому +124

      I w i l l l e a v e y o u t o p r e p a r e

    • @bandanasaikia6048
      @bandanasaikia6048 3 роки тому +18

      😂😂😂👍

    • @andreabenton7798
      @andreabenton7798 3 роки тому +8

      Beautiful👏👏

    • @Sprizys
      @Sprizys 3 роки тому +62

      Agent 47 taught her how to Assassinate Ramen

    • @cmj199318
      @cmj199318 3 роки тому +7

      Good day to you Mr. Bond

  • @ThisOffendsMeTV
    @ThisOffendsMeTV 3 роки тому +4809

    British chefs/creators annoy me to the core at this point lmao

    • @birdrangers7625
      @birdrangers7625 3 роки тому +7

      Ooh

    • @liya2898
      @liya2898 3 роки тому +14

      same

    • @wgs8839
      @wgs8839 3 роки тому +32

      what about gordan

    • @truonggiangphan4785
      @truonggiangphan4785 3 роки тому +425

      @@wgs8839 well gordon is on another level. He is more than just a chef, but a food experts who travels all around the world and taste all flavors. When it comes to respecting Asian's traditional food Gordon is above all. Other chefs just trying to ruin it

    • @NonsensicalSpudz
      @NonsensicalSpudz 3 роки тому +224

      @@wgs8839 thing is gordon is an actual proper chef, his focus is the food, and seeing different types of food around the world

  • @AqilZulkiflee
    @AqilZulkiflee 3 роки тому +1057

    Third leg standing up 😂😂😂

  • @not_yo_mama.cov.1
    @not_yo_mama.cov.1 Рік тому +8

    I didn't even see "the two things" unril Uncle Roger pointed it out

  • @SlowBrakes
    @SlowBrakes 3 роки тому +381

    "Nigella Lawson gives a 'girl next door' vibe... If you live next to an escort agency" is just too funny yet too mean lmao

  • @peterz9930
    @peterz9930 3 роки тому +1152

    “Auntie Helen gone for good, so uncle roger available.”
    WHERE DID AUNTIE JENNY GO, UNCLE ROGER? 😭

  • @Sprizys
    @Sprizys 3 роки тому +1040

    "Nigella gives off the girl next door look if you live next to escort agency " LOL that made me laugh so hard 😂😂😂😂

    • @kepo364
      @kepo364 3 роки тому +7

      which timestamps

    • @hueyshankong4643
      @hueyshankong4643 3 роки тому +5

      @@kepo364 at the end in the outtakes 12:10

  • @Oliverisloved
    @Oliverisloved Рік тому +2

    Probably the best Uncle Roger video so far! Thank you for the laughter.

  • @pnvreddy1
    @pnvreddy1 3 роки тому +868

    Uncle Roger: "Third leg"
    CC: "Dirt lick"

    • @thebo7230
      @thebo7230 3 роки тому +6

      Ummmmmmm🤣

    • @danilee8105
      @danilee8105 3 роки тому +59

      "Third Leg" makes so much more sense, I could tell what he was saying but was so confused when i saw the captions.😂

    • @SlavJerry
      @SlavJerry 3 роки тому +1

      dirckt

    • @hellomylittlefriend5438
      @hellomylittlefriend5438 3 роки тому +2

      Hello
      (This is just a test,i have 2phones logged in on the same account)

    • @hellomylittlefriend5438
      @hellomylittlefriend5438 3 роки тому +3

      Hello

  • @jackie135
    @jackie135 3 роки тому +233

    When she said she will use chopstick to arrange the noodles, it looked more like a child separating the vegetables from their food

  • @mnmlst1
    @mnmlst1 3 роки тому +111

    I'm a cook and I must say this has been the best culinary channel in UA-cam for a long time, please never stop making these reviews, Uncle Roger!

  • @Divya09834
    @Divya09834 2 роки тому +28

    "I will send u my chopstick for free"😁

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 роки тому +2500

    This made me hungry. Time to cook some ramen.

    • @mr_tea753
      @mr_tea753 3 роки тому +19

      Is it instant ramen?

    • @goodguyaus
      @goodguyaus 3 роки тому +13

      Important question of the Day: what flavour?

    • @Proph3cy
      @Proph3cy 3 роки тому +4

      @@goodguyaus Hope its sesame oil

    • @cr3atur321
      @cr3atur321 3 роки тому +9

      Easy, you'll have a nice dish in like six hours

    • @vereiners
      @vereiners 3 роки тому

      Im gonna make some ramen after i finish this video, lol

  • @genra17
    @genra17 3 роки тому +107

    I love how right after he says "come get husky hit of Uncle Roger", a Trojan condom commercial comes on as the advertisement literally right after. 🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @calvinchan2003
      @calvinchan2003 3 роки тому +1

      and this is why I have adblocker on (I'm on PC)

    • @ritzx5470
      @ritzx5470 3 роки тому +3

      Sorry children

  • @floopyboo
    @floopyboo 3 роки тому +117

    I can't watch a jamie oliver ad on tv now without laughing and calling him Chilli Jam. That is his new name in perpetuity.

  • @Georgiethefloydi
    @Georgiethefloydi 5 днів тому

    Brooo wtff did not even know you had another channel, but i love it. Now i got plenty to watch, love your vids man! Cheers from Germany

  • @Kyouno
    @Kyouno 3 роки тому +506

    I’m actually a bit surprised she done the ramen egg part perfectly. In some ramen restaurants I go to, the yolk is hard boiled and not runny at all. Honestly, just messing up the egg itself kind of ruins the ramen. It kinda messes up the image if you know what I mean...

    • @ChangDeng
      @ChangDeng 3 роки тому +21

      cooking 1 egg perfectly is easier than cooking 100 eggs perfectly. Still, if the yolk is overcooked to yellow, it shouldnt be served in the bowl imo.

    • @matt1104
      @matt1104 3 роки тому +11

      The egg still looked plain though, didn't look like it had been flavoured / left to marinate.

    • @izzatihassan1475
      @izzatihassan1475 3 роки тому +9

      the stabbing of the runny yolk and watching it flow slowly through the broth....best part of the eating.

    • @alsterskyreader9329
      @alsterskyreader9329 3 роки тому +1

      Hu Tao my waifu

    • @Walkerbrony
      @Walkerbrony 3 роки тому

      I usually don’t eat the egg, but you got a point

  • @renai.-7792
    @renai.-7792 3 роки тому +182

    "MSG make everything better, including your shit ramen skill."
    Oof...

  • @redditmania11
    @redditmania11 3 роки тому +1017

    "This kitchen is not for making ramen, but for making baby"
    Lmao
    Yow thank you for the like peps! A sub?

    • @joliepantryroom9197
      @joliepantryroom9197 3 роки тому +10

      baby

    • @minhthuvu2067
      @minhthuvu2067 3 роки тому +6

      Stupid speech, he expects a kitchen looking dirty like his house

    • @MrBruh-xc1qy
      @MrBruh-xc1qy 3 роки тому +57

      @@minhthuvu2067 do you know wtf is humor?

    • @H20869
      @H20869 3 роки тому +23

      @@MrBruh-xc1qy no he doesn't

    • @neonnatella4632
      @neonnatella4632 3 роки тому +22

      @@minhthuvu2067
      Wow u must be fun at parties

  • @angelicakoutsouridakis5816
    @angelicakoutsouridakis5816 2 роки тому +5

    “Come get husky hint of uncle roger”
    I’m changing my name to Nigella, come gimme my husky hint. 😂😂

  • @xvzo7
    @xvzo7 3 роки тому +343

    uncle roger: tells us not to be dirty
    uncle roger again: continues to be dirty

    • @yuki_eerhs4591
      @yuki_eerhs4591 3 роки тому +13

      Sorry children.

    • @Neion8
      @Neion8 3 роки тому +8

      He's our dirty uncle, what were you expecting?

    • @matthort1719
      @matthort1719 3 роки тому +5

      Like number 69.
      Sorry Children

    • @sarahvanrooyen7280
      @sarahvanrooyen7280 3 роки тому

      Lol

    • @sssdezsss
      @sssdezsss 3 роки тому +1

      I got him, "fried rice" ...the other meaning in Asia. You are bad bad...

  • @RustyDockLight
    @RustyDockLight 3 роки тому +65

    I love how he roasts jamie oliver in every video. He will never let him live it down 😂

  • @Bocchi723
    @Bocchi723 3 роки тому +114

    Uncle Roger : *Don be Dirty*
    Me : *but sometimes u make a dirty joke in your weejio*

  • @JDRockinfeller
    @JDRockinfeller 7 місяців тому +3

    Thank the universe you created this Uncle Roger.. you're making the world a better place

  • @rsarin18
    @rsarin18 3 роки тому +380

    "We Asians love using big knife"
    *My mom with her one small knife has entered the chat*

    • @zf5656
      @zf5656 3 роки тому +8

      That sounds ominous, but im sure your mom isn't irrational at all :) *uncomfortable laughter

    • @galaxyin6663
      @galaxyin6663 3 роки тому +3

      then tell her to leave the chat

    • @imcalledgpk
      @imcalledgpk 3 роки тому +1

      But is that her only knife?

    • @rsarin18
      @rsarin18 3 роки тому +4

      @@imcalledgpk She has multiple of the same size and recently she has started using a bigger knife too

    • @BeegBWolf
      @BeegBWolf 3 роки тому +1

      Sounds like a yandere
      She use it to cook food or to stab?

  • @Josh.....
    @Josh..... 3 роки тому +1433

    The cocaine thing was funny wasn't expecting that 😂

  • @dannyeleternity7390
    @dannyeleternity7390 3 роки тому +137

    'of course you can't eat with chopstick, you're supposed to use 2!"
    Uncle Roger 2021

  • @SPXJUICE75
    @SPXJUICE75 Рік тому +3

    first two mins roger killing me already 😂😂
    bro, bro has no chills ! 😭

  • @BasilDaAuraChef
    @BasilDaAuraChef 3 роки тому +212

    "I bet Nigella Lawson likes white powder also-"
    *GOD I AM DEAD NOW HELP ME MY LUNGSSS*

    • @briankern6644
      @briankern6644 3 роки тому +6

      Dude, she lived during the 80's. We were all doing cocaine in the 80's.....

    • @it_is_what_it_is269
      @it_is_what_it_is269 3 роки тому +3

      @@briankern6644 Just because you lived through 80's doesnt mean you did cocaine like anyone else .

    • @briankern6644
      @briankern6644 3 роки тому +1

      @@it_is_what_it_is269 Bro it was the 80'! 😂😁

    • @BasilDaAuraChef
      @BasilDaAuraChef 3 роки тому +1

      @@briankern6644 The snorting eighties (I was born in 95 so I’m just a pot head)

  • @danielpurdy9328
    @danielpurdy9328 3 роки тому +213

    "Mr Clark fucked up... Don't go to that school" Well shit, he's got a point

  • @Chet22
    @Chet22 3 роки тому +292

    Uncle Roger never forgets to mention Jamie Oliver in any video
    Jamie and his packet rice
    Jamie and his chilli Jam
    Jamie and his yayy yuh!
    Lol

    • @user-qu6xp3jq4c
      @user-qu6xp3jq4c 3 роки тому +9

      And Jamie's egg fried rice as a moisturiser for Gordon Ramsey's face.

    • @akirabasuki6952
      @akirabasuki6952 3 роки тому +1

      They’re mortal enemies

    • @22ninja1
      @22ninja1 3 роки тому +4

      And now Jamie's boiled pork belly.

    • @alex_ze_awsumyt5484
      @alex_ze_awsumyt5484 3 роки тому +2

      Don't forget Jamie and his olive oil

  • @cartellita-6135
    @cartellita-6135 Рік тому +4

    Bro the way she says Microwave gets me every single time LMAOOO

  • @med6399
    @med6399 3 роки тому +535

    Best line: “…I hear that Nigella like the magic white powder also…” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @sabesansarmeegan4185
      @sabesansarmeegan4185 3 роки тому +6

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @dcham041
      @dcham041 2 роки тому +9

      He did his homework 😂

    • @TheSiobhan12
      @TheSiobhan12 2 роки тому +2

      Omg!!! 🤣🤣🤣

    • @HolidayInGuantanamo
      @HolidayInGuantanamo 2 роки тому +1

      OH NO HE DIDN'T 🤣 that's kinda below the belt... But I guess that's also one of Uncle Roger's favourite places. 😜 Haiyaaaa.

  • @MIIZUMI
    @MIIZUMI 3 роки тому +189

    The moment she said "mi cro wa vé" had me laughing too much

    • @tracyvansickel173
      @tracyvansickel173 3 роки тому +1

      Who in their right mind calls it that?😜

    • @Ratryoshka
      @Ratryoshka 3 роки тому +7

      I honestly want to believe she's just trolling

    • @haroldthemighty2119
      @haroldthemighty2119 3 роки тому

      @@Ratryoshka she is, it's not uncommon to just pronounce words wrong just for the fun and change of it :)

  • @joshuastucky
    @joshuastucky 3 роки тому +87

    "I hear Nigella like the magic white powder also" UNCLE ROGER YOU WRONG FOR THAT!!! though it was pretty hilarious

  • @lamminlalgangte1423
    @lamminlalgangte1423 2 роки тому +6

    The 'Micro wa ve' got me 🤣🤣

  • @rohithraman6856
    @rohithraman6856 3 роки тому +96

    "Come Get Husky Hit of Uncle Roger"
    I'm dying.........

  • @Zelmel
    @Zelmel 3 роки тому +37

    Thank you so much for having the outtakes at the end of your episodes. I wish more channels would do that.

  • @simontemplar3359
    @simontemplar3359 3 роки тому +274

    This character is absolutely brilliant! I'm so glad you were on Jolly. In all seriousness, the entire Uncle Roger concept is some of the funniest stuff I've ever seen, and the character is so likable as well. I could go on with why Uncle Roger is hilarious, but for now, thank you!

    • @GsnaGs
      @GsnaGs 3 роки тому

      Jolly??

    • @Fionaphilomena
      @Fionaphilomena 3 роки тому +3

      Jolly also brought me here!🥳🥳 So good!

    • @LiiLPANDA
      @LiiLPANDA Рік тому

      same ! through JOLLY as well

  • @re--dacted
    @re--dacted 2 роки тому +13

    "Pay attention to food, not two other thing." Technically speaking...

  • @Phenom0100
    @Phenom0100 3 роки тому +405

    Uncle Roger: "Elegant Fingering!"
    Me: "That doesn't sound right!"

  • @plasmodiumfalciparum
    @plasmodiumfalciparum 3 роки тому +55

    3:09 "You're supposed to use TWO OF THEM"
    I laughed harder than I should've

  • @indeerocker
    @indeerocker 3 роки тому +223

    Man, she just made a miso noodle soup, and not ramen.

    • @alendonvaldor5808
      @alendonvaldor5808 3 роки тому +26

      She ALMOST made miso ramen, which is a thing. A very tasty thing. Biggest issue, you want to combine the miso with the base, then once incorporated, you can add your veggies. The noodles were fine, not sure what he was on about in the video, but the oil was the biggest tragedy.

    • @reinebautistamercado4286
      @reinebautistamercado4286 3 роки тому +7

      @@alendonvaldor5808 Only western people say any kind of noodles is fine for ramen. No. Just no. And miso ramen must still have tare.

    • @alendonvaldor5808
      @alendonvaldor5808 3 роки тому +1

      @@reinebautistamercado4286 Oh I agree on the tare. I specifically said she came close. And I worked at a traditional japanese restaurant, I know my noodles. Granted, they are much better when made fresh, I have only seen yellow ramen noodles in instant ramen, not fresh. The quality difference is significant.

    • @alendonvaldor5808
      @alendonvaldor5808 3 роки тому +1

      @@reinebautistamercado4286 I in no way shape or form said all noodles are fine for ramen.

    • @reinebautistamercado4286
      @reinebautistamercado4286 3 роки тому +4

      @@alendonvaldor5808 Ok but the noodles she used are absolutely not fine. I believe she used noodles for phô.

  • @roberto8650
    @roberto8650 2 роки тому +3

    I like that the titles have an accent.

  • @benjaminsim8411
    @benjaminsim8411 3 роки тому +48

    “ MAGIC WHITE POWDER ” 5:40 😂

  • @dougsimon4571
    @dougsimon4571 3 роки тому +74

    I love that Roger seems to have the biggest crush on her

  • @syafiqhafiz9973
    @syafiqhafiz9973 3 роки тому +102

    my lil cousin ask me "We got a third leg?". Im dead now xD

  • @aqua5552
    @aqua5552 2 роки тому +33

    As a Chinese person, when Nigella ripped the pak choi I felt a deep pain in my heart

    • @GeorgiaRobles858
      @GeorgiaRobles858 11 місяців тому

      you mean bok choy?

    • @Rinzy_IV
      @Rinzy_IV 10 місяців тому

      @@GeorgiaRobles858in Cantonese is pronounced like this

  • @raikyjin4569
    @raikyjin4569 3 роки тому +193

    Hat off to her she was in a abusive relationship while filming her show one of the film crew spotted bruisers on her face she tried to use make up to cover it up but wasn’t enough so film crew reported the abuse to authorities

    • @pooja350
      @pooja350 3 роки тому +4

      Really?👀 Nigel should pin this ASAP!

    • @raikyjin4569
      @raikyjin4569 3 роки тому +17

      @@pooja350 its true she was even beaten in public by her former partner at a restaurant

    • @lambsauce3146
      @lambsauce3146 3 роки тому +10

      Thats one strong lady, and kudos to the crew tho

    • @Splexsychiick
      @Splexsychiick 3 роки тому +4

      Well that's a bummer. Explains the weird angles I guess...

    • @11darkfuneral11
      @11darkfuneral11 3 роки тому +4

      Hats off to the crew you mean..........

  • @alecmcclain8491
    @alecmcclain8491 3 роки тому +400

    Throughout this entire video, uncle roger didn’t seem mad, like he was with Jamie Oliver. He just seemed disappointed

    • @cliffsidekiller
      @cliffsidekiller 3 роки тому +53

      Jamie Oliver's food is vastly offensive to whatever dish he was claiming to make. So many bad techniques and flavour combinations, and in some cases the end result is unrecognisable from what its supposed to be. Like the thai green curry, no normal person would look at it and call it thai, green, or curry.
      This had some mistakes, but the rough idea is correct.

    • @jaimelee9608
      @jaimelee9608 3 роки тому +6

      Well, according to "Steven's Dad," disappointment and failure is a huge thing in Asian American upbringing.

    • @bodigames
      @bodigames 3 роки тому +4

      @@cliffsidekiller what do you expect?
      Jaimie Oliver isn’t trying to replicate Asian techniques etc, he is adapting to the UK situation.
      White people don’t use woks in their house for example. Most whites don’t like smell of Sambal as well so that’s why he used Jam instead.
      Many people also don’t have a rice cooker so he used packaged rice.
      I’m 100% sure that he isn’t dumb to just do everything wrong he is just adapting his food and cooking styles so that the Average white Joe and Martha can cook this at home in little time.

    • @sihanliang1590
      @sihanliang1590 3 роки тому +28

      @@bodigames Why bother making Asian food then? Just make Western food.

    • @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq
      @JesusRodriguez-rs8jq 3 роки тому +23

      @@bodigames they don't like asian food so they change it, then its not asian and shouldn't be claiming it is the original dish

  • @Olivia-qm3kk
    @Olivia-qm3kk 3 роки тому +130

    Damn, Uncle Roger dragged up those receipts and READ her. Iconic.

  • @ericalin4884
    @ericalin4884 2 роки тому +172

    Magic white powder had me cracking🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
    Edit: wow thanks for the likes (Ma I'm famous liao! 😁)