Should I Die?

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  • @1OutOf8Billion
    @1OutOf8Billion 4 роки тому +14962

    “Should I die” - recommended for you.

    • @bingbongjoel6581
      @bingbongjoel6581 4 роки тому +350

      You probably should, but not anytime soon

    • @falconpunch2855
      @falconpunch2855 4 роки тому +315

      lmao fuck you too youtube.

    • @teemomain3753
      @teemomain3753 4 роки тому +47

      Like he's not wrong

    • @Leto85
      @Leto85 4 роки тому +59

      UA-cam loves you.

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 роки тому +45

      "Or should you?!" Hmm....
      Consciousness is like a running computer "program/code", it runs while the human body is powered on with blood flowing, but once the heart stops so does the brain and thus the "program/code". The body is nothing but a "tin can" a "vehicle" or a "laptop" if you will. Once the brain dies the body is nothing but an empty shell... just burn it, bury it, there's really nothing sexy about it. lmao

  • @Kriegter
    @Kriegter 4 роки тому +36514

    imagine when michael dies and then in his fueneral he ropes down from the ceiling and says "or am I" and the vsauce music plays while michael explains why a ball is actually not round

  • @berkeleymorrison
    @berkeleymorrison 3 роки тому +5099

    my own death never disturbed me but knowing that michael is going to die someday is really depressing

    • @ImPyroChad
      @ImPyroChad 3 роки тому +292

      $10 says when Vsauce dies he will just appear as a Force ghost like in Return of the Jedi

    • @bobbybower9405
      @bobbybower9405 3 роки тому +16

      Look up living waters

    • @dayniel2
      @dayniel2 3 роки тому +6

      ikr

    • @KydaWoIf
      @KydaWoIf 3 роки тому +87

      @@ImPyroChad he fucking better

    • @linegiguere7649
      @linegiguere7649 3 роки тому +3

      Yes

  • @exitcall3762
    @exitcall3762 Рік тому +2450

    This made me realize that a lot of people taking the test probably don't realize how severe a 10 year sentence is.

    • @grezende4056
      @grezende4056 Рік тому +277

      YES. This is CRAZY. People do NOT understand what encarceration is and do

    • @modzpdx559
      @modzpdx559 Рік тому

      10 years for VANDALISM?? Do they not know the things people get away with?? Theres no justice fr

    • @cyberdragon1000
      @cyberdragon1000 Рік тому +183

      I agree lol, except the medical case none of them deserved a 7

    • @ryans7972
      @ryans7972 Рік тому +51

      Yeah i noticed that and i feel like that has to be taken into account as far as possibly skewing the results

    • @TheeggMAN_
      @TheeggMAN_ Рік тому

      @@cyberdragon1000 naw hat child scammer deserves it to

  • @greenshark45
    @greenshark45 5 років тому +32882

    Can't believe I just watched Michael have an existential crisis for entertainment

    • @Askarcher
      @Askarcher 5 років тому +675

      greenshark45 that’s so true he seems so anxious throughout all of this haha

    • @jasonlast7091
      @jasonlast7091 5 років тому +334

      I was going to make a joke about that also being the ayahuasca episode... but really this is all his content ever is.

    • @TheFunniBaconMan
      @TheFunniBaconMan 5 років тому +555

      Well, I guess he deserves it, since he's caused some many of us to have existential crisises over the years.

    • @etizoman5662
      @etizoman5662 5 років тому +49

      TheGamingBaconator xD

    • @8948380
      @8948380 5 років тому +200

      Also he was close to his grandma, who was dying through the making of this episode- see the episode after this

  • @jowl5203
    @jowl5203 5 років тому +2326

    "And I've decided that I want to die."
    "Oh, I'm so glad you've made that decision."

    • @teamakesgames
      @teamakesgames 5 років тому +139

      *shakes hands*

    • @masternip
      @masternip 5 років тому +124

      This makes me very uncomfortable

    • @dragonplayz6606
      @dragonplayz6606 5 років тому +9

      In the **usa** , they have crazy news shows

    • @Mareczekw30
      @Mareczekw30 5 років тому +69

      "You come to the right place" glad she didn't pull a gun

    • @elidoz9522
      @elidoz9522 5 років тому +1

      hmmmmmm

  • @zeg0ld
    @zeg0ld 5 років тому +13339

    TLDW:
    Michael: I wanna become a neuro so I can be revived in the future
    Linda: That'll be $80k
    Michael: "I've decided I want to die"

    • @joelcoll4034
      @joelcoll4034 5 років тому +183

      Lol

    • @apple54345
      @apple54345 5 років тому +97

      inb4 top comment

    • @donuts6240
      @donuts6240 5 років тому +143

      Or am I?

    • @Apastorfield
      @Apastorfield 5 років тому +56

      I seriously want this done

    • @ComradeUshanka
      @ComradeUshanka 5 років тому +394

      Sounds scary, imagine dying. Being revived in the future as one of the first guinea pigs, then it failing over and over again dying again and again. Sounds like Golden Experience Requiem torture to me.

  • @nobodyofimportance3922
    @nobodyofimportance3922 Рік тому +1593

    "I do not fear death. I had been dead for billions and billions of years before I was born, and had not suffered the slightest inconvenience from it." - Mark Twain

    • @nobodyofimportance3922
      @nobodyofimportance3922 Рік тому

      @momokaka321 There's good evidence to suggest that consciousness is a function of the brain. Once the brain dies, consciousness dies with it. Hence, nothingness before, nothingness after

    • @randomrom747
      @randomrom747 Рік тому +85

      @momokaka321It’s not a debate, it’s a fact that sadly the majority of the world cannot accept. When our brain dies there is nothing left to be capable of feeling anything. Death is the end

    • @sprshb1852
      @sprshb1852 Рік тому +83

      @@randomrom747 You still cannot assume that with what we know now, if that was the case how did we go from "dead" to "living" in the first place. If you can spontaneously live from nothing, what is to say you cannot do it again. I don't mind if I am wrong because I do know I won't care nor will I be able to care after I die lol.

    • @NaturalSlasher
      @NaturalSlasher Рік тому +48

      @momokaka321 Thanks, ChatGPT.

    • @Java_RAM
      @Java_RAM Рік тому +1

      ​@tsczhaby 😮

  • @prest01
    @prest01 4 роки тому +2601

    imagine if he just never dies. like whenever hes about to die he just says "or am i" and stops dying with facts and logic

    • @vincenturquhart1370
      @vincenturquhart1370 3 роки тому +190

      Vsause destroys reaper with facts and logic

    • @prakharmishra3000
      @prakharmishra3000 3 роки тому +103

      Since that day, the reaper checks under his bed for Michael

    • @michaelzhang7098
      @michaelzhang7098 3 роки тому +45

      Michael is a godly being capable of obliterating science with science.

    • @veryconfused9768
      @veryconfused9768 3 роки тому +3

      Lol with him it's possible

    • @G59forlife.
      @G59forlife. 3 роки тому

      Ali A
      🏳️‍🌈

  • @sandwich3290
    @sandwich3290 4 роки тому +2639

    28:05
    "I could die at any time-"
    "You sure could." *smiles*

    • @Dalekscientist
      @Dalekscientist 4 роки тому +175

      Run michael, RUN!!!

    • @arbor_
      @arbor_ 4 роки тому +55

      The Sandwich killing people since the 1900's

    • @jevil8714
      @jevil8714 4 роки тому +32

      SANDWICH DON'T DO IT!!!!!!

    • @user-hk8yp7cw1v
      @user-hk8yp7cw1v 4 роки тому +13

      We shall die at any moment. Objective truth hits hard fr.

    • @Angelo-r-b
      @Angelo-r-b 4 роки тому +3

      Sandwich is gonna git you

  • @eldon8712
    @eldon8712 4 роки тому +5420

    Michael's last words: And as always, thanks for watching.

  • @antoncabotta5364
    @antoncabotta5364 2 роки тому +665

    You, Sir, have truly created a legacy. All of the content you have created, people you have influenced, things you have changed, will persist for a long, long time. Thank you for all that you've done.

  • @freshfireballjuice
    @freshfireballjuice 5 років тому +1418

    "Should I die?"
    Actually Michael, if you could like, not, do that, that'd be nice.

    • @freshfireballjuice
      @freshfireballjuice 4 роки тому +7

      @TheBeets - 229 So just a glorified version of overdosing

    • @dailysacrificedoublee
      @dailysacrificedoublee 4 роки тому +27

      Well, You’re, uh, kinda, comma, happy.

    • @user-ex3bh7fn2i
      @user-ex3bh7fn2i 4 роки тому +14

      @@dailysacrificedoublee Stop, typing, like, comma, um, this.

    • @Fail-harold
      @Fail-harold 4 роки тому +3

      100 Subscribers With No Videos i,t,'s ,a ,j,o,k,e

    • @kiikrosperk3512
      @kiikrosperk3512 4 роки тому +2

      But should you?

  • @samuellawson8266
    @samuellawson8266 4 роки тому +1402

    BREAKING NEWS: Death rate drops to 0% because of local hero Michael Stephens saying his historic words: ‘or should I?’

  • @FoxBlocksHere
    @FoxBlocksHere 5 років тому +3116

    Michael, 10 seconds before dying:
    "and as always, thanks for watching"

    • @Digspig
      @Digspig 5 років тому +136

      ItzMichaelPhillips That’s sad and beautiful. Don’t make me cry at 10:45 in the morning, dude

    • @no-pz7xy
      @no-pz7xy 5 років тому +12

      @BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull bruh step on a Lego homie

    • @Havinghard
      @Havinghard 5 років тому +12

      that will be very sad.

    • @alvisvalencia
      @alvisvalencia 5 років тому +12

      ItzMichaelPhillips wholesome and I almost cried. It was so believable

    • @no-pz7xy
      @no-pz7xy 5 років тому +5

      @BASIL!!!!! The pumpin' Seagull don't take me seriously either.

  • @owen2037
    @owen2037 2 роки тому +963

    I'm curious about the language used by the actor to introduce the questionnaire to the control group. To me, "this is just about your gut-level reactions" could have prompted the control group to answer faster than the study group, which in turn could've affected the interpretation that the study group members were more thoughtful. Basically, it seems that the control group was encouraged to answer quickly.

    • @regards7229
      @regards7229 2 роки тому +126

      id like to think the followed the same protocol for both groups

    • @james__anna_burns4885
      @james__anna_burns4885 2 роки тому +79

      the actors were likely told ot say the exact same thing

    • @Badspot
      @Badspot 2 роки тому +45

      Mate, it's a sociology study run by Solomon and 'berg. The point isn't to do things correctly, the point is to get grant money. I'm sure it's wildly successful.

    • @owen2037
      @owen2037 2 роки тому +2

      @@Badspot 😂 fair point

    • @fireyegaming414
      @fireyegaming414 2 роки тому +43

      I would hope that Michael would have kept her stuck to a script, and they cut it in post.

  • @Hexra_
    @Hexra_ 5 років тому +3201

    Death: I'm gonna take your life now
    Michael: but should you?

    • @belisarius6949
      @belisarius6949 5 років тому +207

      Priest: "Here lies Michael Vsauce..."
      Michael: *Jumps out of grave as vsauce theme plays*
      Michael: OR DO I?

    • @theflash9735
      @theflash9735 5 років тому +10

      @@belisarius6949 XD

    • @StoneCoolds
      @StoneCoolds 5 років тому +2

      Hahaha

    • @farn69
      @farn69 5 років тому +16

      vsauce theme song is the path to the power mortals shall not possess

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому +23

      god: You have died.
      Michael, talking to god in heaven: Or have i?
      Weird dude with wings:

  • @williamwesemann8770
    @williamwesemann8770 5 років тому +1476

    Plot twist: Michael has already figured out a solution to immortality and this is his way of asking us if he should release it to the public or not

    • @GuyInBlackClothes
      @GuyInBlackClothes 5 років тому +10

      Funny thing is I do that alot.

    • @Platypus_3112
      @Platypus_3112 5 років тому +58

      @@GuyInBlackClothes Figuring out a solution for immortality?

    • @kianpfannenstiel
      @kianpfannenstiel 5 років тому +22

      @@Platypus_3112, not finding a solution for immortality, immortality itself. I'm not solving it, I'm creating the pandemic. And Vsauce, weak ass punk, decided to keep it secret. Don't worry, mine is still going to be released (can't say you'll be able to use my method, though).

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 5 років тому +10

      BUT THAT'S JUST A THEORY *A GAME THEORY!* (oof I got fat fingers)

    • @pastaronravioli4238
      @pastaronravioli4238 5 років тому

      vsauce is edtah

  • @russellchido
    @russellchido 5 років тому +4507

    Moral of the story: the average person will hand out a 10 years sentence for almost anything.

    • @alexn1168
      @alexn1168 5 років тому +834

      Ikr they jump straight to 10 years for something like vandalism, I get that it is a national monument but thats basically a life changing amount of time

    • @EhrenCG
      @EhrenCG 5 років тому +480

      If by "average person" you mean "insufficient sample size of people", yes.

    • @lucasamoriim5126
      @lucasamoriim5126 5 років тому +503

      Holy fuck i couldn't believe people were giving those sentences for things like Vandalism. Shit, 10 years is a lot of time

    • @danielchoi4490
      @danielchoi4490 5 років тому +337

      I mean, it's nationalism and pride. The dumbest part of humans, but a part nonetheless

    • @34shuno
      @34shuno 5 років тому +371

      10 years of imprisonment for public indecency ROFL

  • @tony9622
    @tony9622 Рік тому +378

    Always coming back here when my death anxiety kicks in

    • @mikudubskasai8725
      @mikudubskasai8725 Рік тому +48

      It’s crazy when you REALLY sit and think about an inevitable death clock we all have on our heads. What is the final tick? would you know all of a sudden, you’re not alive, dead? Where would you be in time? Will you know the cancellation of existence??? How can you? Why is this even a thing everyone experience?? We’ve been around advancing in knowledge for centuries, yet still can’t dig into the unknown realm of death. I always end with the fact that despite I know nothing about death, I someday will… or will I? I guess I wouldn’t be able to comprehend that I’m dead. Shits crazy but it’s gonna happen 🥲

    • @the.simart5129
      @the.simart5129 Рік тому +2

      @@mikudubskasai8725 thats such a good comment bro :D

    • @02tenma
      @02tenma Рік тому

      @@mikudubskasai8725 so real

    • @TheBlackSpartan103
      @TheBlackSpartan103 Рік тому +1

      Welcome to the club friend. I'm worried on what comes after death. Reincarnation? Heaven? Becoming a Ghost? It's scary

    • @tony9622
      @tony9622 Рік тому +3

      @The Black Spartan nobody knows, and the fact that we are made to survive and to fear death makes deaths inevitability scarier.

  • @thatguymich2829
    @thatguymich2829 4 роки тому +1411

    "I could die anytime"
    "you sure could"
    *is that a threat?*

    • @thorsell4357
      @thorsell4357 4 роки тому +25

      Its a treat

    • @Benimation
      @Benimation 4 роки тому +14

      Incorrect, you can only die now or in the future

    • @kleinmeisterlein
      @kleinmeisterlein 4 роки тому +6

      ​@@Benimation Well, if dying is an ongoing process (beginning on the day of my birth for example) then I'm dying all the time, anytime, and whenever I can. Or maybe even, as Screamin' Jay Hawkins had put it: "One day I won't die." And you know when that'll be.

    • @Joao-vq1ty
      @Joao-vq1ty 4 роки тому +7

      "I want to die"
      "You've come to the right place."

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 роки тому +15

      Has it occurred to anyone, that UA-cam is probably littered with comments by people who have passed away at some point?
      It's the closest thing to immortality as long as the servers never crash or keep good backups. lol

  • @yaycookieyay
    @yaycookieyay 5 років тому +391

    (26:38) "Am I really so important that [the universe] should never not have me again?"
    Yes Michael we need you please

    • @MrJgreenwell2000
      @MrJgreenwell2000 5 років тому +9

      literally said this out loud to my computer screen at that moment

    • @marcywantsto7553
      @marcywantsto7553 5 років тому +4

      let the man rest

    • @_ruted
      @_ruted 5 років тому +10

      VSAUCE MICHAEL'S UPLOADED BRAIN HERE

    • @commie281
      @commie281 5 років тому

      @@_ruted lmao VSAUCE WILL LIVE ON FOREVER!!! oh and btw I met him and it's so weird that I shook a person's hand that wants to die once and for all.

    • @goldngamer1365
      @goldngamer1365 2 роки тому

      Micheal is actually a god-like being he's just saying that to throw us off

  • @soap5547
    @soap5547 4 роки тому +1974

    Micheal: "I could die any moment"
    Girl smiling and grinning: "You sure could"

    • @user-zu6ts5fb6g
      @user-zu6ts5fb6g 4 роки тому +127

      "Im glad that you decided to die"

    • @mimi_n_emi8382
      @mimi_n_emi8382 4 роки тому +32

      I love her she's so funny. Go check out her channel and you'll see why she was like that lol. You might like it

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 4 роки тому +1

      @@mimi_n_emi8382
      What's her name or channel?

    • @mimi_n_emi8382
      @mimi_n_emi8382 4 роки тому +14

      @@SkyRied1 its Caitlyn Dougherty. She runs undertaking LA. And her channel is Ask a Mortician

    • @SkyRied1
      @SkyRied1 4 роки тому

      @@mimi_n_emi8382
      Thanks alot.

  • @studtistics2448
    @studtistics2448 Рік тому +399

    That one person that gave a 1 for the person impersonating a doctor but a 7 for someone sunbathing nude.

  • @abelharbison239
    @abelharbison239 4 роки тому +2403

    Imagine their Wikipedia pages (1945-2019; 2050-present)

  • @failed_K
    @failed_K 3 роки тому +5282

    In an alternative Universe, everyone is immortal, and Death is the greatest honor to have

    • @milan3066
      @milan3066 3 роки тому +489

      This sounds hell. I swear.

    • @DibIrken
      @DibIrken 3 роки тому +403

      Imagine being with the same people you hate, the same people you just put up with, and the same people you love for all eternity. As time passes, will the people you love become people you just put up with or worse, the people you eventually hate?

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 роки тому +184

      @@DibIrken that sounds horrible. Or maybe not. Imagine not having kids. Sounds good. Only one generation of adults. But that means adults need higher capacity thinking also I can learn everything I want to and waste my time however I want. That's interesting. I don't know how I feel about this.

    • @Fissey_Gaming
      @Fissey_Gaming 3 роки тому +13

      @@agentofchaos2901 same

    • @agentofchaos2901
      @agentofchaos2901 3 роки тому +28

      @@Fissey_Gaming we are just a bunch of people full of unsureness

  • @AL-su8el
    @AL-su8el 5 років тому +3156

    Michael : "I could die anytime"
    Caitlin : "You sure could"
    *pulls out a gun*

    • @sauldownbadman876
      @sauldownbadman876 5 років тому +167

      She looked way too happy when he said that

    • @sauldownbadman876
      @sauldownbadman876 5 років тому +16

      @@TanyaSehgal95 she reminds me of the spooky black guy in final destination

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 5 років тому +10

      Omg is it her, is it the Mortician. Im not there yet

    • @ilarious5729
      @ilarious5729 5 років тому +2

      Ah yesss

    • @tinaw.5538
      @tinaw.5538 5 років тому +14

      Caitlin would never touch a gun, too liberal. It would make more sense for her to stab him to death with a trocar and then hide the body by cremation or something. No body no crime.

  • @sexcannonmusic284
    @sexcannonmusic284 2 роки тому +59

    Man , this episode was really powerful , thank YOU Michael for bringing this to our attention.

  • @anduro7448
    @anduro7448 4 роки тому +1232

    28:22
    "I decided i want to die"
    "you have come to the right place"
    Nothing schetchy going on here just a normal conversation between 2 people

    • @xy5449
      @xy5449 4 роки тому +38

      "ah, I'm glad you decided to die"

    • @theblan1k0ne
      @theblan1k0ne 4 роки тому +23

      This kinda sounds like something out of a cult without context.

    • @baltesiuovidiu7279
      @baltesiuovidiu7279 4 роки тому

      I decided not to

    • @gabor6259
      @gabor6259 4 роки тому +1

      *sketchy

    • @psuedonym9999
      @psuedonym9999 4 роки тому +1

      You have 666 likes.

  • @kolinasaelt6289
    @kolinasaelt6289 5 років тому +684

    "I have decided I want to die"
    "I'm so glad and you've come to the right place"
    ....RUN!!!

    • @alittleofeverything4190
      @alittleofeverything4190 5 років тому +11

      Right, each person should come to their own conclusion and should be supported. What if Michael said Neuro, would she have been disappointed?

    • @alittleofeverything4190
      @alittleofeverything4190 5 років тому +6

      @@ileikts I know the comment was made in humor, but the lady did have a clear bias towards coming to that conclusion from her earlier segment. Good times! Michael rocks!

  • @Meeminator
    @Meeminator 5 років тому +1986

    Michael: I’m willing to accept dying
    Mortician: *So you have chosen death*

    • @americap5749
      @americap5749 4 роки тому +6

      Meeminator *unsheaths katana

    • @theplayzpaidoff
      @theplayzpaidoff 4 роки тому +10

      @@americap5749 *Pulls down pants*
      *Exclaims* LET ME FEEL YOUR COLD HARD STEEL!

    • @Liam-zg2ip
      @Liam-zg2ip 4 роки тому +4

      @@theplayzpaidoff chill mate

    • @John-p9m2c
      @John-p9m2c 4 роки тому

      Meeminator lmao

    • @DasOmen02
      @DasOmen02 4 роки тому

      Memminator that is the most perfect use of that meme XD

  • @willzombieking8100
    @willzombieking8100 Рік тому +32

    I'm 18 and I've been thinking about death since at least 12. Seeing this is a nice comfort, ideas of how I can accept death rather than keep fearing it.

    • @estrella-v1994
      @estrella-v1994 4 місяці тому +4

      Yes. I'm almost 18 and have also been thinking about it for a long time.
      Death is inevitable and cannot be changed, however, our stance on death can.
      I have both accepted death and feared it in the past. I find death acceptance isn't a permanent thought. For me, it'll eventually turn into fear again. But I gain peace in knowing that there's nothing wrong with that. The moments of clarity I have regarding death inform my other emotions and thoughts. So even if I can only accept death in some moments while I fear it some others, I gain wisdom and a growing sense of contentment.

    • @YuriCoutinho-f3q
      @YuriCoutinho-f3q 8 днів тому

      @@estrella-v1994sounds really wise! thanks for that

  • @kirbyquartz5609
    @kirbyquartz5609 4 роки тому +6128

    I’m just imagining Michael’s burial.
    Michael: I am going to die
    *Michael dies*
    *Michael is buried*
    *Michael sprouts of the ground*
    Or *am* I?

    • @taxevader2376
      @taxevader2376 4 роки тому +213

      I love the idea of his last words just being, “I’m gonna die”. It’s so casual lol

    • @joshMorgan111
      @joshMorgan111 4 роки тому +139

      What is death? And how much does death weigh?

    • @pouria1254
      @pouria1254 4 роки тому +96

      the death angel: c'mon Micheal let's go I don't have all day.
      Micheal: so am I going to die?
      the death angel: yes
      Micheal: but the real question is "What is death" [mind field theme music]
      the death angel: How the hell do you even play music? Ahhh never mind Micheal I'm gonna get u to the other side.
      Micheal: How many things are in the other side? What is even this question "what is"? what is question at all? How many holes do you have?
      the death angel: PTSD

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 4 роки тому +6

      @@joshMorgan111 death weighs 1 last pound

    • @nssrinidhi5753
      @nssrinidhi5753 4 роки тому +18

      No last one have to be
      "as always thanks for watching "

  • @chickennuggetpaw
    @chickennuggetpaw 2 роки тому +5196

    I have to say, I am far more terrified of the people I love dying than of my own death.

    • @anything.everything...
      @anything.everything... 2 роки тому +75

      More repeatable trauma :(

    • @themizfaar2160
      @themizfaar2160 2 роки тому +17

      Same

    • @felypinho020
      @felypinho020 2 роки тому +106

      I'm only terrified of dying early, I'll gladly die when I'm at least 60 years old

    • @Bobs_Burgers
      @Bobs_Burgers 2 роки тому +76

      yep i feel that , death is meh! but still living without everyone i love is terrifying

    • @vikzn1607
      @vikzn1607 2 роки тому +3

      Cap

  • @brightenyourday9196
    @brightenyourday9196 3 роки тому +3374

    It’s always “Hey Vsauce” never “How’s Vsauce”

    • @deaddoodlepool963
      @deaddoodlepool963 3 роки тому +9

      😂

    • @stephenwolfgangstout
      @stephenwolfgangstout 3 роки тому +14

      I can't like your comment, gotta keep it at 420
      smoke the mary janes to cope with mental pains

    • @no_eggroll_4u
      @no_eggroll_4u 3 роки тому +2

      @@stephenwolfgangstout same

    • @-Abduuu
      @-Abduuu 3 роки тому +10

      We are VSAUCE HE IS MICHAEL.

    • @ebenen36
      @ebenen36 3 роки тому +6

      Sad VSauce noises

  • @finfen9730
    @finfen9730 2 роки тому +197

    Michael should look at organic burial pod options. I think it's an amazing idea to become the source of life for a tree. Also it's a really cool landmark for family to visit.

    • @JatPhenshllem
      @JatPhenshllem 2 роки тому +30

      Sounds wonderful, the roots tangling themselves around my bones, breaking me down faster, turning me to dust, to be forgotten easier than before. Honestly, that sounds nice

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Рік тому +15

      Honestly my decaying body feeding a tree would be more of a use than I am right now.

    • @a.q.2330
      @a.q.2330 Рік тому

      Hopefully this will be considered weird by the general population within this century

    • @blokvader8283
      @blokvader8283 Рік тому

      @a.q.2330 What's weird about it? Literally every dead organism feeds another in some way. Why do you think corpses turn into bones? Decomposers like Fungi and Bacteria break down the soft parts of the body to sustain themselves. It's just natural.

    • @danacoleman4007
      @danacoleman4007 4 місяці тому

      😂

  • @nobody_really
    @nobody_really 5 років тому +2642

    "I've decided I want to die"
    "I'm glad you choose to die"

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 років тому +94

      Thanks for dying with us.

    • @pencilpoet4167
      @pencilpoet4167 5 років тому +18

      28:22 you ok there bud?

    • @itsmitko7
      @itsmitko7 5 років тому +3

      666 likes help

    • @ThunderTurtle7
      @ThunderTurtle7 5 років тому +8

      “You’ve come to the right place”

    • @TheGremlinsParadise
      @TheGremlinsParadise 5 років тому

      @@ThunderTurtle7 I was litterly wanted to type that xD Damn gg

  • @Zombie81212
    @Zombie81212 4 роки тому +403

    "I have decided that I want to die" is such a quote

  • @akkemaster
    @akkemaster 5 років тому +242

    "I'm glad you decided to die"
    ~Greatest words in human history

  • @tylerlicko5352
    @tylerlicko5352 11 місяців тому +47

    I've been dealing with death a lot as a 22 year old. Nobody has died around me but just the realization that I'm going to be in a moment like this one looking through my eyes and thinking internally and it's gonna be the moment when I take my last breath and everything will fade away I assume. I don't know how to even think about what it will look like after that. After it all goes black or after I fall asleep or whatever it feels like in that moment. It's terrifying. That moment haunts me and it's never even happened yet. Everything I've ever known and experienced will just not be anymore. No more internal dialogue, no more dreams, no more love or anger, or pain or happiness. My atoms will fall apart and turn into nothing again. How am I supposed to even deal with that? It's an endless cycle that I can't come to terms with. I also disagree with that lady when she said that death brings life meaning. I'm haunted by that moment, yes, but it's not why I'm thinking right now. It's not why I'm getting up and feeding myself right now. It's not why I'm wanting to feel sunlight right now. It's the utter absence of all of those things. how am I not supposed to be upset that I won't get to experience those things anymore?

    • @fredegundestratton4891
      @fredegundestratton4891 10 місяців тому +3

      Exactly. The thing that has helped me the most to cope with these same thoughts is the sentiment she kinda touched on with "Living as long as i can till technology saves me" because i doubt ill live long enough to see technology reach that point even if im cryo frozen. What i take from that statement tho is something that ive already told myself many times and its the thought that even tho that moment will come, im going to keep going out of spite. To say fuck you, ill last as long as i want to and im going to keep running every time the reaper is close because i know eventually itll catch me. But that doesn't mean i have to let it win till it has to. While this thinking doesn't help everyone it has certainly helped me. Especially with making decisions in my life and teaching me what i really want from this existence. Each moment im not true to what i really want from this life is a moment wasted. And i wont let the reaper win by lettin me waste more time stressing about its inevitable arrival.

    • @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes
      @VisibletoanyoneonYoutubes 9 місяців тому

      “After Life NDE”
      On UA-cam.
      It’s a very Christian biased channel. They only pick Christian’s to talk to on Zoom, but it’s very interesting hearing the thousands of reports of people describing their experiences with near death experiences. You’ll be okay ❤

    • @aka_hyperion
      @aka_hyperion 4 місяці тому +1

      Keep fighting and learning! I have found my solace and hope you find yours.

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 Місяць тому

      This is the very thought I am going through right now despite being 23 today. It feels awful

    • @juliusnepos6013
      @juliusnepos6013 Місяць тому

      We are on this

  • @TheMeGuy1
    @TheMeGuy1 3 роки тому +5712

    "I want a place in the world where people can go and say 'Hey, Vsauce, Michael's there.'"

    • @ayuubismail3239
      @ayuubismail3239 3 роки тому +117

      Goddamnit that’s beautiful man

    • @ryanallers9805
      @ryanallers9805 3 роки тому +38

      Its called UA-cam, and your here too...

    • @alicem1961
      @alicem1961 3 роки тому +15

      My friends and me greet each other like that

    • @reaperx7026
      @reaperx7026 3 роки тому +4

      @@ayuubismail3239 truly

    • @michaeldavis6993
      @michaeldavis6993 3 роки тому +11

      24:54 it feels great to hear a guy call this bs, because I hear alot of people say that, and I agree with him.

  • @philipcarl8088
    @philipcarl8088 5 років тому +5736

    Vsauce: Makes all of his episodes free
    People who paid for it: Should I die?

    • @zwz.zdenek
      @zwz.zdenek 5 років тому +810

      Those who paid for it had the honor to support Michael's work. It's not a reason for sadness as you imply.

    • @TheNamesFarquaad
      @TheNamesFarquaad 5 років тому +90

      @@zwz.zdenek ok boomer

    • @hitmanqo
      @hitmanqo 5 років тому +562

      @@TheNamesFarquaad how original and witty

    • @TheNamesFarquaad
      @TheNamesFarquaad 5 років тому +59

      @@hitmanqo k boomer

    • @spec___
      @spec___ 5 років тому +456

      @@TheNamesFarquaad hey guys i said the funny words can you laugh now

  • @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters
    @thirtyfiveoutoffiftycharacters 4 роки тому +1714

    Michael: "I could die at any time"
    Lady: *smiles* "you sure could!"
    Micheal: "I've decided I want to die"
    Lady: "oh I'm so glad you made that decision"
    I think she wants him to die

  • @nth256
    @nth256 2 роки тому +53

    Love to see Caitlin Doughty, I love her perspective on life and death.

  • @presidentwilliamhowardtaft5932
    @presidentwilliamhowardtaft5932 3 роки тому +897

    “When I die just throw me in the trash”
    -Danny Devito

    • @dclikemtndew
      @dclikemtndew 3 роки тому +18

      Frank Reynolds*

    • @allftw2677
      @allftw2677 3 роки тому +3

      @ ͨ̂ͫ͂҉̶̸̤̳̰̣͉̥͘͜ the Cynic
      The one with a capital C

    • @jerryp6001
      @jerryp6001 3 роки тому +4

      @@dclikemtndew When you're dead you're dead

    • @veljkoangelovski5349
      @veljkoangelovski5349 3 роки тому +2

      AND diogenies

    • @jackb.4613
      @jackb.4613 3 роки тому +1

      @@dclikemtndew ll

  • @enkidraicor7983
    @enkidraicor7983 4 роки тому +886

    Scenario: A boy trips another boy deliberately in the playground. The victim suffers a minor bruise. 1 is 3 months probation, 7 is 10 years in prison.
    Old Lady: 10

    • @jackcroftheripper
      @jackcroftheripper 4 роки тому +49

      *you forfeit you life privileges*

    • @coachablespoon9838
      @coachablespoon9838 4 роки тому +3

      @@jackcroftheripper XD

    • @EnjoyCocaColaLight
      @EnjoyCocaColaLight 4 роки тому +2

      wat

    • @Zethan
      @Zethan 4 роки тому +8

      what the fuck are you even saying? that made no sense at all

    • @saifuusuri
      @saifuusuri 4 роки тому +28

      Person: *Does something slightly rude*
      Old lady: "Your free trial of life has ended."

  • @Emilis2023
    @Emilis2023 4 роки тому +505

    Michael: "I've decided that I do want to eventually die"
    Death Positivity Lady: "Well you've come to the right place"
    RUN MICHAEL, RUN!

    • @CookieTheSmolFox
      @CookieTheSmolFox 4 роки тому +11

      Literally FOR YOUR LIFE!

    • @Abznth
      @Abznth 4 роки тому +5

      Oh no I'm dead
      or am i

    • @laxmanrao8283
      @laxmanrao8283 4 роки тому +3

      Or should I

    • @377GhrHello
      @377GhrHello 8 місяців тому

      What is wrong with leaving this crooked world, to rejoin the others who have already taken the journey. Why run, when the best is what your running from?

    • @Emilis2023
      @Emilis2023 8 місяців тому

      @@377GhrHello Well you see, the joke above indicates that Michael does not yet wish to die, but implies that perhaps the woman who he's speaking with may be planning to murder him against his wishes. Therefore, he should remove himself from the potential danger to his wishes. If you would like to convince Michael that he should want to embrace death now, I'm afraid you'll have to contact him directly as I don't know him or his actual feelings on the subject.

  • @orinblank2056
    @orinblank2056 2 роки тому +22

    It would be really interesting to see a large-scale study of Terror Management Theory that looks at a lot of different angles. One of the things that I'm most curious about is how TMT applies to cultures that have differing perspectives on death. I would imagine that how someone feels about what happens to them after death would have a fairly dramatic effect on how the presence of death influences their perceptions

  • @khayyamaurelius912
    @khayyamaurelius912 4 роки тому +1286

    Is it weird that even though I don't want to die, the immortality thing scared me more?

    • @N0URii
      @N0URii 4 роки тому +86

      it feels weird at first but i think slowly people would accept it if that really happens

    • @ldz771
      @ldz771 3 роки тому +157

      It is the fear of the unknown.
      Frankly, I think cryoperserving will become a common thing in the future

    • @tamd5670
      @tamd5670 3 роки тому +31

      @@ldz771 same but I don’t agree with it

    • @Max.pina1511
      @Max.pina1511 3 роки тому +106

      The thing that scares me is that is the person that comes back to life really you? I mean is it you? Or does the person that came back just has your memories and personalities? The worst thing this dilemma is that no one will ever know and they will just have to assume that they are you.

    • @khayyamaurelius912
      @khayyamaurelius912 3 роки тому +45

      ​@@Max.pina1511 That's what bugged me as well. Maybe when "you" die, you die for good, and the person that is revived in the future is your clone in a way.

  • @jedavisLV426
    @jedavisLV426 5 років тому +599

    “When I die, throw me in the trash” ~ Danny Devito

    • @maddog7795
      @maddog7795 5 років тому +12

      fun fact that's actually a very common saying in the south. throw me in the trash or throw in the woods lol

    • @evanpartin1323
      @evanpartin1323 5 років тому +1

      im so broke that im gonna need to be just thrown in a trash can lmao

    • @nofatchxplzthx
      @nofatchxplzthx 5 років тому +1

      correction *frank reynolds

    • @angieroman6723
      @angieroman6723 5 років тому +4

      I want to live until I am dying of old age. I would go on an airplane to skydive, with a parachute, after having a lovely day to send me off. I'd be given medicine that would take effect some time after I jump, shutting my systems down. I would dive, looking at the gorgeous sunlit view, admiring it in my slow death. As my eyes fade seeing the open and beloved sky.
      The parachute activating, landing my lifeless body once and for all.

    • @LucienLeeSeoul
      @LucienLeeSeoul 5 років тому

      @@angieroman6723 Your lifeless leg would break though. not as pretty as you think.

  • @sugibudder
    @sugibudder 4 роки тому +712

    I was shopping online and saw a site selling coffins, i looked through a couple, but quickly stopped and realised that a coffin will be the LAST thing i need.

  • @TerrenceIII
    @TerrenceIII 2 роки тому +7

    This changed my life man.
    You're the great philosopher of our time.

  • @florianh5067
    @florianh5067 5 років тому +420

    28:28
    "You've come to the right place"
    *she stabs him*

    • @UrSturdyWing
      @UrSturdyWing 5 років тому +3

      why is this not top comment?

    • @Officer.K.
      @Officer.K. 5 років тому +4

      What you egg?
      (He stabs him)

    • @akito7025
      @akito7025 5 років тому

      Ali
      😂😂 what a sorry sight -macbeth

    • @pixyl4415
      @pixyl4415 5 років тому

      Thank you, Donald Dick, very cool.

  • @lukejac0562
    @lukejac0562 5 років тому +898

    10 years in prison for a woman whose sunbathing naked are you mad!?

    • @mw2withcamyay405
      @mw2withcamyay405 5 років тому +3

      @@Baigle1 d

    • @hampusnyhlen2961
      @hampusnyhlen2961 5 років тому +30

      That isnt what it Said. It was something like 500 dollar fine plus 6 months communityn service

    • @nelzelpher2088
      @nelzelpher2088 5 років тому +22

      Why do you have a male pornstar as you profile pic?

    • @ForeignNeptune
      @ForeignNeptune 5 років тому +30

      @@nelzelpher2088 Don't fucking judge him he's trying his best

    • @brennenjohnson6616
      @brennenjohnson6616 5 років тому

      LukeJac05 at the naked woman yes they are hahaha

  • @roger9678
    @roger9678 5 років тому +895

    The lady looks like if death were a person and the dude looks like if business was a person

    • @KaminariHouse
      @KaminariHouse 5 років тому +66

      Well, then Death is hot, and Business looks pretty cool.

    • @blazeddddddd
      @blazeddddddd 5 років тому +116

      goth gf and rich cheating dad

    • @Талсе
      @Талсе 5 років тому +4

      Very nice representation

    • @TheCompleteMental
      @TheCompleteMental 5 років тому +4

      Death is portrayed as a cool dude and honestly every actor from "the men who built america" look better for the latter role

    • @jackofalltrades8412
      @jackofalltrades8412 5 років тому +2

      R/rareinsults

  • @swazy58
    @swazy58 3 місяці тому +2

    This is by far my favorite video from Michael, it changed my perception of everything. I watched this with my cousin when we were in high school. We are both in college now.

  • @magicmango2787
    @magicmango2787 2 роки тому +2883

    An interesting angle to approach this from would have been that, if this technology ever materialises, it would create a disparity of wealth like nothing ever seen before. I’m picturing an almost dystopian society where the rich live forever and the poor are left scrambling at the bottom only dreaming of what they could do with such power.

    • @amberquartz9468
      @amberquartz9468 2 роки тому +197

      There’s actually a movie like that called “in time”

    • @kari548
      @kari548 2 роки тому +4

      Hell with genetic engineering they could literally create a new "race" and then the fight will be over superiority. Near perfect immoral beings who enslave the system to the point of resource ruin, sounds like some dystopian warframe shit.

    • @vincecrisostomo8107
      @vincecrisostomo8107 2 роки тому +177

      "For one to become immortal, many must die"

    • @sporovid5856
      @sporovid5856 2 роки тому +224

      I’ve always thought that immortality won’t get rid of death, it’ll just add classism to it. In a way, this had already happened. I could go bankrupt if I break my arm.

    • @jackpowell8155
      @jackpowell8155 2 роки тому +21

      Elisium is like that too

  • @jeffj9099
    @jeffj9099 5 років тому +1613

    *looks at title*
    I mean I dunno man up to you

  • @cavestoryking8761
    @cavestoryking8761 5 років тому +926

    Bruh you are literally the only reason I keep UA-cam Red you gotta keep doing mind field

    • @mattball420
      @mattball420 5 років тому +11

      Get rid of red and get premium, get 3 months free :p

    • @souIburger
      @souIburger 5 років тому +7

      Thomas Bigalow actually, it’s only 1 month free of premium. It’s still pretty good though

    • @as7river
      @as7river 5 років тому +9

      @@mattball420 I pay for YT Premium and GP Music altogether for 150 MXN, about $7.50 USD monthly, and that's the family plan so I have 5 relatives and friends on it too. A bargain if you ask me.

    • @AlexPlayerDigital
      @AlexPlayerDigital 5 років тому +4

      ONLY reason I eep premium, is this series, and being able to play youtube with the screen off.

    • @geraldbeceker2948
      @geraldbeceker2948 5 років тому +1

      Subscribe to PewDiePie! Same

  • @minecrafter3448
    @minecrafter3448 2 роки тому +86

    I would prefer a button that added 100 years to my life. After that 100 years, I’d decide whether I’d press it again

    • @irequisite
      @irequisite 8 місяців тому +8

      A bit late on this video, and this comment. When I think about death I relate it to my (at the time) life long best friend that passed abruptly when we were 18.
      I remember how absolutely gutted I was, how unfair it felt etc etc. Now many years later, I can't help but think about how full those 18 years were. When I compare it to my own life, even with all these extra years I've lived passed him my life still feels less full than he had with much less time.
      It's hard to always keep perspective on this, but living hundreds of years of working a job that doesn't fulfill you will never be as meaningful as living 18 full of love and adventures, and I think without death lurking around the corner for us all, we'd never care enough to give that love or spend the time needed to make life worth it.
      I hope you find your transcendent purpose so you don't feel the need to ever press that button.

    • @theeyeofomnipotent
      @theeyeofomnipotent 8 місяців тому +2

      Hmm, Though i want both, to be fulfilled and live long and more,
      The unfulfilling life is the result of a system that demands efficiency and exploitation over sentient decency. An emphatiless system..., so if one wants to work, try to work on a more human centric company or people hehehe
      This reality has a lot more to offer,
      I don't think about death nor does it motivate me to do meaningful stuff. Those things are meaningful by themself. We are the ones that gives meaning to the meaningless.
      I want to experience an era where we can save the sun, and put a tracker on consciousness... an era of rejuvinators, so we can even save even those who have died, and of ressurectors
      The mark of a non-ideal civilization is deaths and suffering, so the mark of an advanced civilization would be the reverse of that,
      Even if we can't act. We are the witnessers, and I wanna witness more
      Let's see if a pure consciousness can insert itself into this universe, a unientity.
      I hope you all have a fulfilling life and more

    • @andeverytimewekiss
      @andeverytimewekiss 7 місяців тому +3

      i know comparing this topic to works of fiction might be a little insensitive, but all i can think of is a part of the sandman comics. a man named hob declares that he won’t die because he’s just decided that he won’t. Dream overhears this and gets Death to allow him to keep living. every 100 years Dream meets back up with Hob to see how he is and if he still wants to keep living. No matter how miserable or unfulfilling a life hob lives between those meetings, he always says that he wants to keep on living. it’s the first time in any media where a character has been faced with eternity and decided to keep living. it’s hard to think about whether or not i’d be the same.

    • @minecrafter3448
      @minecrafter3448 7 місяців тому

      @@andeverytimewekiss suicide would not be a thing if people weren’t strong enough to push the button

    • @andeverytimewekiss
      @andeverytimewekiss 7 місяців тому

      @@minecrafter3448 i see what you’re saying but i don’t think it’s healthy to consider that “strength.” i think that conveys the wrong sort of message

  • @willblack7353
    @willblack7353 5 років тому +653

    "I have decided I want to die"
    Psychiatrists: *We don't do that here*

    • @skimpskomp
      @skimpskomp 5 років тому +21

      i thought your profile picture was the wii logo

    • @loog8621
      @loog8621 5 років тому +4

      SmugHatKid same

    • @tisvision
      @tisvision 5 років тому +8

      Death: I am so glad you made that decision

    • @skyisherelol3492
      @skyisherelol3492 5 років тому +1

      Grim reaper:*D:*

    • @Speed001
      @Speed001 5 років тому

      @@skyisherelol3492 *D:*

  • @beep_69
    @beep_69 5 років тому +1044

    2050, Michael: hey vsauce today i died
    or did i.

    • @veritasdeutsch6608
      @veritasdeutsch6608 5 років тому +22

      "Music starts"

    • @sabelongubo4571
      @sabelongubo4571 5 років тому +2

      Thats macabre

    • @Zenoc_gamer
      @Zenoc_gamer 5 років тому +5

      Sadly he choose to be eaten by worms and become a tree, so we wont get a vsauce in the future

    • @BeeBN
      @BeeBN 5 років тому +1

      micheals only 33, so in 30 years he'll be 63, far from dead lol

    • @beep_69
      @beep_69 5 років тому +3

      @@BeeBN or will he

  • @hugo2242
    @hugo2242 5 років тому +2740

    Mind field season 4: ” today i will commit suicide to see if there is life after death ”

    • @himanshusehra7484
      @himanshusehra7484 5 років тому +14

      😂what

    • @baller10345
      @baller10345 5 років тому +64

      A guy actually did this, vsauce covered it. I forgot the video name

    • @micaela7159
      @micaela7159 5 років тому +3

      mumble do you have the link??

    • @baller10345
      @baller10345 5 років тому +2

      @@micaela7159 ill try to find it

    • @himanshusehra7484
      @himanshusehra7484 5 років тому +4

      @@Je11yf1shyy I think he is lying 😑

  • @Lukusprime
    @Lukusprime Рік тому +16

    I’ve got to be honest, the theory is honestly completely opposite of what my personal experience has been. I used to be very judgmental and harsh on a certain group of people who I have extremely different opinions with, and I used to want all sorts of bad things to happen to them. Not death or torture, but being ostracized, treated differently, instilled with fear and terror, etc. Once I had my own months-long death scare (extremely health anxiety and frequent panic attacks, nothing’s actually wrong with me thankfully) I began to have a change in attitude, wishing to treat them equally and not wanting anything bad to happen to anyone. Because as Megatron said when he disbanded the Decepticons, “I now know the true meaning of oppression, and have thus lost my taste for inflicting it”.

  • @TheEpicNub
    @TheEpicNub 4 роки тому +215

    A woman was sunbathing nude? *10 YEARS IN PRISON*
    *The same woman gave 3 months to a girl who killed a talented pianist lol.. what?

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 4 роки тому +12

      Someone apparently with hangups.

    • @coledanzer3616
      @coledanzer3616 4 роки тому +20

      damn, people are a lot crazier than I originally thought holy shit.

    •  4 роки тому +7

      Seriously, I thought this was a joke until I got to that part in the episode. Did they mismatch questions and answers??? I am seriously befuddled by pretty much all of the answers.

    • @consolepeasant7164
      @consolepeasant7164 4 роки тому +5

      @ no, people are just completely fucking insane. Civil war is coming.

    • @thorrex
      @thorrex 4 роки тому +3

      Thankfully they aren't on the judicial bench.

  • @stubbztheman3052
    @stubbztheman3052 5 років тому +370

    Michael: “I could die at any time”
    Mortician: *maniacal smile* “You sure could”

  • @urfat2872
    @urfat2872 4 роки тому +391

    "someday I will die"
    also vsauce
    "or will I?"
    *vsauce music plays*

  • @EmmyOnline_
    @EmmyOnline_ Рік тому +21

    Seeing Caitlyn get so excited to hear that Michael is willing to make choices about his death is so cool. Especially because it is exactly what she advocates for. I love her so much, she has helped me become more comfortable with death even if it still is horribly terrifying. I hope i get to meet her one day.

  • @danp4660
    @danp4660 4 роки тому +616

    If you wanna live forever just say “no” when your time comes. It worked for me. That’s how I’m 409 years old.

    • @supersaturn4742
      @supersaturn4742 3 роки тому +53

      Oh! It's an old glich im already on my 807th birthday today! Imagine dying! Lol.

    • @chrisyoung5363
      @chrisyoung5363 3 роки тому

      You young whipper snappers !!

    • @euronymous7334
      @euronymous7334 3 роки тому +43

      Only 800bc kids will remember this...

    • @moedani1
      @moedani1 3 роки тому +4

      Cool shit. Love it, I'm Duncan mccloud...

    • @lazypotato6743
      @lazypotato6743 3 роки тому

      In all seriousness we will die

  • @Mc12136
    @Mc12136 4 роки тому +1725

    Michael: * Signs a paper *
    Woman: So you have chosen death...

  • @WuddlesWasTaken
    @WuddlesWasTaken 5 років тому +250

    If he became a neuro, the, "Do you want my head delivered to you in a box?" meme will become very real

    • @hasanabir115
      @hasanabir115 5 років тому +8

      I laughed way too hard on this

    • @SpartanK4102
      @SpartanK4102 5 років тому +1

      A pilot could just regenerate

  • @RedAstralFox
    @RedAstralFox Рік тому +5

    My girl Caitlyn is so excited, I love her!! Excellent video!

  • @miguelisaurusbruh1158
    @miguelisaurusbruh1158 3 роки тому +9301

    Michael: "I want to die"
    Mortician: "I'm so glad you've made that decision"
    *shoots him*

    • @andrewhamel1
      @andrewhamel1 3 роки тому +91

      Shit I just wrote this comment didn't scroll far enough to see that many people already said it

    • @alfonseemanuelle3470
      @alfonseemanuelle3470 3 роки тому +72

      now that is fucking comedy

    • @bibbilyton329
      @bibbilyton329 3 роки тому +130

      Michael: “or did you”

    • @Namse21
      @Namse21 2 роки тому +17

      I just imagined the mortician lady continue the expression on her face, pull a gun out from under the table, shoot him and then stare into the camera maintaining her smiling expression...

    • @tajkoreddeninthearctic194
      @tajkoreddeninthearctic194 2 роки тому +27

      @@bibbilyton329 now I’m imagining a fight scene with an ultra powerful Michael with the intro piano music

  • @MrTaylork1
    @MrTaylork1 4 роки тому +864

    Scenario: Someone sneezes, but doesn’t say excuse me. 1: a dirty look at the person. 7: 10 years prison.
    Old lady: 10

    • @jake1173
      @jake1173 4 роки тому

      10

    • @ManasChachra
      @ManasChachra 4 роки тому +32

      if that guy has corona, imma give him a 11

    • @BillAnt
      @BillAnt 4 роки тому +3

      Everyone else who doesn't sneeze gets a Corona... beer. lol

    • @PeterGregoryKelly
      @PeterGregoryKelly 4 роки тому +1

      In 1918 during the Spanish Flu pandemic there were literally in some countries punishable laws against sneezing in public.

    • @sparkyvacdr
      @sparkyvacdr 4 роки тому +1

      @@jake1173 10 (for the name)

  • @thejusmani6473
    @thejusmani6473 2 роки тому +12

    Even if you cryo-preserve yourself and wake up in like 80 years or so, the horrifying truth is that you will be entering a whole another world where you will have close to zero role, your friends won't be there and neither will your family. It will be truly lonely, atleast from what I make of it. I believe that I'm in this world for a specific timeframe that is, say a hundred years, after that I am nothing but but an outsider in a new world.

  • @puplun1965
    @puplun1965 5 років тому +523

    "I want to die with dignity"
    So I decided to make all mind field episode for free

  • @scurus11scurus
    @scurus11scurus 4 роки тому +409

    “i’d like to die”
    “you’ve come to the right place”

    • @hebrews11vs5
      @hebrews11vs5 4 роки тому +4

      Hahaha. What an odd moment.

    • @Ewafingmyth
      @Ewafingmyth 4 роки тому +19

      Especially when she said she was glad he came to that decision

    • @sst189
      @sst189 4 роки тому

      Stolen. Smh

    • @iliagluhchev2821
      @iliagluhchev2821 4 роки тому +5

      Pulls out knife "Fire in the hole!"

    • @vyws
      @vyws 4 роки тому +1

      daddy mikes suicide booth

  • @GermaphobeMusic
    @GermaphobeMusic 5 років тому +676

    Finally, now I can die without having to buy UA-cam Premium.

    • @Nekomimimiku
      @Nekomimimiku 5 років тому +7

      owo

    • @vbgvbg1133
      @vbgvbg1133 5 років тому +5

      Potato Chip ÒwÓ

    • @Nekomimimiku
      @Nekomimimiku 5 років тому +5

      @@vbgvbg1133 ^w^

    • @theRPGmaster
      @theRPGmaster 5 років тому +2

      Paying for death is the ultimate fail. Well, I guess that means I now have a valid excuse to be a coward.

    • @rayjim9371
      @rayjim9371 5 років тому

      666 likes bro lmao
      DEATH

  • @Alyssa_editzz1
    @Alyssa_editzz1 2 роки тому +42

    The title makes it seem like Michael is having a suicidal breakdown 💀

    • @mh6276
      @mh6276 6 місяців тому

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 It does!🤣

  • @animetest4881
    @animetest4881 5 років тому +223

    "Do not go gentle into that good night.
    Rage, rage against the dying of the light."

    • @jebdunkins6796
      @jebdunkins6796 5 років тому +27

      And death shall have no dominion.
      Dead men naked they shall be one
      With the man in the wind and the west moon;
      When their bones are picked clean and the clean bones gone,
      They shall have stars at elbow and foot;
      Though they go mad they shall be sane,
      Though they sink through the sea they shall rise again;
      Though lovers be lost love shall not;
      And death shall have no dominion.
      And death shall have no dominion.
      Under the windings of the sea
      They lying long shall not die windily;
      Twisting on racks when sinews give way,
      Strapped to a wheel, yet they shall not break;
      Faith in their hands shall snap in two,
      And the unicorn evils run them through;
      Split all ends up they shan't crack;
      And death shall have no dominion.
      And death shall have no dominion.
      No more may gulls cry at their ears
      Or waves break loud on the seashores;
      Where blew a flower may a flower no more
      Lift its head to the blows of the rain;
      Though they be mad and dead as nails,
      Heads of the characters hammer through daisies;
      Break in the sun till the sun breaks down,
      And death shall have no dominion.
      Dylan Thomas, 1933

    • @azuregriffin1116
      @azuregriffin1116 5 років тому

      @@jebdunkins6796 a poem?

    • @jebdunkins6796
      @jebdunkins6796 5 років тому +2

      @@azuregriffin1116 yes, by Dylan Thomas, Welsh Poet. He also wrote “Do not go gentle into that gopd night"

    • @CaveyMoth
      @CaveyMoth 5 років тому

      And today, we celebrate our Independence Day!

    • @NoSubsWithContent
      @NoSubsWithContent 5 років тому

      @Jion thank you for saying that, i knew it came from a movie

  • @Joey_ott
    @Joey_ott 5 років тому +3064

    Some of then said 10 years in prison for graffiti wtf

    • @bradtaasevigen9777
      @bradtaasevigen9777 5 років тому +361

      on a national monument. still dont think 10 years is appropriate probably could do eith just 1 year and an ass beating.

    • @nomore9004
      @nomore9004 5 років тому +77

      Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

    • @ing8404
      @ing8404 5 років тому +162

      Patriotism is a belief of following land and government.
      When beliefs are challenged, people are naturally offended.
      Vandalism to them is blasphemous action.

    • @eyewarsx
      @eyewarsx 5 років тому +41

      Graffiti on 1000 peoples eye balls. You said "LITERALLY ANYTHING" :P

    • @eyewarsx
      @eyewarsx 5 років тому +22

      "LITERALLY ANYTHING"

  • @9u5g4
    @9u5g4 4 роки тому +91

    "I have decided that, I want to die."
    -Michael Stevens, 2018

  • @ahaetulla
    @ahaetulla 3 місяці тому +3

    This is so weird because when I think about dying, my willingness to imprison someone for any significant length of time completely plummets

  • @krishnakantpatil1660
    @krishnakantpatil1660 4 роки тому +929

    English Literature - I will die for honour
    French Literature - I will die for love
    American Literature - I will die for freedom
    Russian Literature - *I will die.*

    • @oosmanbeekawoo
      @oosmanbeekawoo 3 роки тому +4

      this is so dope!

    • @evildragon1774
      @evildragon1774 3 роки тому +4

      lmao this is so true as hecc

    • @theworldofchachundar5628
      @theworldofchachundar5628 3 роки тому +28

      In mother Russia death doesn't chase you, you chase your death

    • @ChrisTheMemeMan
      @ChrisTheMemeMan 3 роки тому +5

      I will die for mother russia, comrade. Now let's go hack important American government operations.

    • @xavierrodriguez2463
      @xavierrodriguez2463 3 роки тому +25

      "In Russian literature someone is suffering, its either the author, the protagonist, or the reader, but someone must suffer."

  • @emmett77
    @emmett77 3 роки тому +1431

    can we talk about the grey haired lady in the control group that put 1 (ONE) for the FAKE DOCTOR THAT OPERATED ON SOMEONE. but put 7 (SEVEN) for a lady in nude😂😭 that made me laugh so much

    • @theelilac113
      @theelilac113 3 роки тому +2

      LOL

    • @trangium
      @trangium 3 роки тому +49

      What counts as a 1 through 7 varies between questions

    • @pauljohnson460
      @pauljohnson460 3 роки тому +5

      yah, looks like people closer to their own death makes **** decisions x)

    • @rich.wishes
      @rich.wishes 3 роки тому +90

      her and that other lady who went with 1 on the first slide have definitely committed crimes. Their judgements are so outlandishly stupid

    • @ModernGentleman
      @ModernGentleman 3 роки тому +4

      Jealousy

  • @mezmezzy1870
    @mezmezzy1870 5 років тому +510

    "Ha, well I'm glad that you've decided to die"
    Why do I hear boss music?

  • @tyronethethird2394
    @tyronethethird2394 Рік тому +18

    seeing people say this gave them comfort just confuses me, only because I’m so terrified of the idea of death. Recently it’s come to my mind a lot, i often find myself having a laugh or a good time only to remember this sad fact. Is it bad that i want to stay? is it bad that i don’t want to go indefinitely? I wish this wasn’t a truth of life or something to accept as i feel i can’t accept it. i’ve heard different perspectives and have talked to many people who i feel are wise enough, but that doesn’t change the fact that one day i will dissipate from what i once was. i tried not crying multiple times this video over it as it’s just been such a tough topic for me. regardless i just hope everyone here finds the comfort i haven’t and i hope i can find as well (sorry i just had to vent somewhere).

    • @rynvail521
      @rynvail521 Рік тому +10

      I think one thing people find comforting about the video is that this is something every person grapples with. You aren't alone in your anxieties. It can be scary, and that's okay.
      There a couple of things I would suggest that might help you, because they've helped me, but if they don't that's okay as well. Remember that even if someone else's ideas don't work for you, that doesn't mean they don't understand. You aren't alone.
      The first thing I would recommend, particularly for the moments where anxiety is particularly strong, is to ground yourself in the moment. Take a deep breath and feel that you are alive right now. You can see and feel the world around you. Your mind might keep straying to detrimental anxieties about death but try to just focus on the physicality of where you are right now. Maybe look into mindfulness techniques. This doesn't mean pushing your fear down or ignoring that death is an option, just regrounding yourself in reality when your mind starts to spiral.
      Second, reframing things might be useful. Death doesn't mean your existence never was. Your convinces is an emergent pattern born from the way the universe is currently ordered. You aren't the same person you were ten years ago, and you aren't the person who will be here ten years from now. Your atoms come from the universe and you are made up of the same matter as everything else. When you die, you will change. But that doesn't mean you stop existing. You will be part of this universe, your impact on places and people will shape what comes, and new things will take form. You've been stardust before and you'll be stardust again. And we'll be stardust together. Even if you won't quite be you, you won't be alone.

    • @alexandrafidnorova4357
      @alexandrafidnorova4357 10 місяців тому

      ​@@rynvail521 thank you so much for this💘

    • @maydaymemer4660
      @maydaymemer4660 8 місяців тому +2

      @@rynvail521yea but not existing is a big bummer

    • @jackofallthinks
      @jackofallthinks 7 місяців тому +2

      If u really wanna learn to accept death try mushrooms

    • @mikaelarutyunov9578
      @mikaelarutyunov9578 6 місяців тому

      @@jackofallthinks What do you mean?

  • @KatM26
    @KatM26 5 років тому +2537

    "hey, vsauce... michael died today"
    michael jumping out of casket: *or did i?*
    **intense vsauce music**

    • @Yobyman
      @Yobyman 5 років тому +59

      "Hey, vsauce, Michael is no longer here..."
      "or is he?"

    • @pinkdude9017
      @pinkdude9017 5 років тому +22

      Then he says:
      "I didn't really die"

    • @iboopyournose8194
      @iboopyournose8194 5 років тому +8

      @@pinkdude9017 what if he is now dead and someone else uploads his older videos?? Or he made those videos free because he knew he would die and would no longer get money from these

    • @pinkdude9017
      @pinkdude9017 5 років тому +7

      His mind was affected by the constant MRI scanning. He mentioned that he took a lot of them during mindfield 2

    • @lazyken6468
      @lazyken6468 5 років тому +5

      *High pitched black and white character screaming*

  • @hot_dog_water2437
    @hot_dog_water2437 4 роки тому +335

    “I want to die.”
    “I’m so glad!”

  • @LeoNyeDis
    @LeoNyeDis 3 роки тому +309

    The thing is... a person like myself, who constantly obsessive on death, and what not...I feel like Michael just helped me treat my anxiety, if even just a little.

    • @clashoclan3371
      @clashoclan3371 2 роки тому +3

      Why are you obbsesed with death?

    • @azril8941
      @azril8941 2 роки тому +3

      Same, i love dying too

    • @primatelover99
      @primatelover99 2 роки тому +3

      @@clashoclan3371 as in they cant stop thinking about it worrying about it

    • @sejozwak
      @sejozwak 2 роки тому

      @@primatelover99 I can't wait to die

    • @nethercrocodile5859
      @nethercrocodile5859 2 роки тому

      @@sejozwak u can rn lol

  • @LysbethMiranda
    @LysbethMiranda 2 роки тому +9

    Omggg I love Caitlyn! I watch her videos all the time! I was genuinely shocked and pleased to see you being her on here!🥰

  • @mrkitloin
    @mrkitloin 4 роки тому +2064

    Me: _does anything mildly embarrassing_
    Also me: *should I die?*

  • @gabrieldenouden7301
    @gabrieldenouden7301 5 років тому +1098

    Michael: I want to die
    Mortician: You've come to the right place
    COCKS GUN

    • @TylerMatthewHarris
      @TylerMatthewHarris 5 років тому +2

      I lol'd

    • @nomore9004
      @nomore9004 5 років тому +9

      Get Jordan Peterson on this show.

    • @d3line
      @d3line 5 років тому +3

      That’s basically what she’s doing. Only it’s the cure for the deadliest decease, and she’s ripping it out of your mind.

    • @meadowmusicwolf
      @meadowmusicwolf 5 років тому +1

      LOL

    • @stm7810
      @stm7810 5 років тому +1

      that's very accurate when you die, it happens in the now, it's suicidal and anyone who says that needs help.

  • @bryceflanigan4636
    @bryceflanigan4636 5 років тому +850

    Broke: I don't want to die
    Woke: I want to die
    Ascended: I want to live, then die.

  • @moodyrick8503
    @moodyrick8503 Рік тому +7

    *I'm not afraid of the fact that I will die one day.*
    _But I greatly fear the circumstances of my death._
    A quick death in my sleep Vs. a long slow painful, agonising death.

  • @claiirs
    @claiirs 4 роки тому +747

    "we have 160 patients"
    *2 min later*
    "we have 159 patients"
    where did that one go????

  • @AlChaos
    @AlChaos 4 роки тому +166

    28:22
    "And I decided that I want to die"
    "Oh, I'm so glad you've made this decision and you've come to the right place"
    Just imagine hearing this conversation without context

  • @itzdayz2988
    @itzdayz2988 3 роки тому +442

    “I want to die”
    “Oh good! You came to the right place”
    Wait what 0_o

    • @paulgoogol2652
      @paulgoogol2652 3 роки тому +16

      the paradise for depressed people

    • @dmitryr9613
      @dmitryr9613 3 роки тому +4

      Or do I?

    • @alextheidiot8071
      @alextheidiot8071 3 роки тому

      *pulls out shotgun*

    • @bas_ee
      @bas_ee 3 роки тому

      This conversation is hilarious. Look a few minutes later, when signing the contract:
      Micheal: "Im ready to make this official"
      **signs paper**
      Woman: "Fire in the hole!"

  • @KiWiiU-wasTaken
    @KiWiiU-wasTaken 9 місяців тому +7

    "I could die at any time"
    "You sure could :) "

  • @Arukkao
    @Arukkao 5 років тому +526

    Cait is so stereotypically dressed for someone associated with death I can't help but to chuckle

    • @wfraffle
      @wfraffle 5 років тому +2

      Arukki :0 u righy

    • @srglzrmj
      @srglzrmj 5 років тому +17

      I guess the image she gives is just that is part of her job

    • @AllanElMelon1043
      @AllanElMelon1043 5 років тому +5

      What if, now bare with me here but what if she is the physical embodiment of Death. That's why she is dressed like that. Like on the Marvel comics but modern

    • @FairyRat
      @FairyRat 5 років тому +5

      @@AllanElMelon1043 she is a priestess of death alright.

    • @ethanhooper8606
      @ethanhooper8606 5 років тому +2

      @Arukki
      Your Profile picture makes this so much better