+Reyhaneh Dobbash yeah. If there is one thing my mom taught me about flirting with guys (but really, it would work with me too) is that food is a shortcut to his heart. And I already know that a smile can get you noticed by him/her
Me: Goodbyes are so hard, do we hug? Do we kiss, or do we romantically let our love linger into the sunset? Sir please just take your food, you're holding up the drive through
I feel so bad because Swoozie seems like such a nice guy. But he told me not to feel bad for him. It's okay dude hang in there you'll find a girl someday that's going to appreciate all the things you do for her. Guys like you are hard to find.
Me too there was this one time in 10th grade...? I think i just walked up to a girl i knew and sat down, said hi and we were talking and then i got up and went to the table the rest of my friends were at and i sat down and they were like dude. Were u flirting with her? Im like uuhh. No...? ..basically i can flirt and not even know it or i cant tell when someone is flirting with me. Lol. It sucks
My flirtationship story, I'm 18 and this girl shelly, I've known her for years, and I've been in love with her since the 6th grade. There were so many times we could've dated and it never happened. We ended up going to different middle schools and we were gonna date in high school, but she ended up moving and getting a boyfriend. But I was still in love with her and she gave me a bunch of mixed signals and she said she still had feelings for me but she loved her bf. It was a very awkward situation and she was at a crossroads with having to choose between me and the guy she was with. It felt so right and wrong at the same time. Things were getting really tense and we'd started fighting more and it was a bad time for all of us. And I wanted to be with her so bad, but I didn't want to be the reason her and her bf split up. And eventually she came to a decision. She chose him..... I had never been that sad about anything before, and I was really depressed. And later on, she had still said that she felt like she wanted something new with me. And we finally got to hang out and go to the movies, and I held her hand the whole time, and after it was over, we just said in her car for like 20 minutes and just held hands. I wanted to kiss her so bad, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, cause it felt wrong since she was in a relationship. That was almost a year ago and she broke up with that boyfriend and got back with one of her exes, (me and the guy she's with right now hate eachother) and even though I wasn't happy about it, I just wanted her to be happy, even if it wasn't with me. Cause I love her enough to let her go. And I've told her that I've moved on, (even though I lied to her) but you never really get over your first love. And nowadays, we're basically strangers, and I can never have a conversation with her for more than 10 minutes. Losing Shelly and not even being about to try and date her is by far the biggest regret I have up to this point in my life, and the biggest regret I'll have from high school, cause now I'm just left with a bunch of reminders of what could have been. The end
That’s because he is going for the wrong type. There are plenty of women who appreciate gentlemen, but, even I will acknowledge, they can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look.
I suck at flirting, the first compliment I gave to this girl I liked was "I don't mean to be too direct, but I think you have a very nice butt" she laughed and we've been dating for 2 years now.
I feel like she is so immature expecting you to know what to do and how to act instead of just telling you what she wanted or what she was expecting . You understand her background but she doesn’t understand you. Yeah she cried because you told her how you felt , but she was the one telling you over and over again how things were not going to work out. Like she wanted you to say “no, we are going to work out and I’ll show you, I’ll make you happy “ etc but you been hurt before too. Both of you are afraid and the blame is not on either of you. Next time try to be clear and ask her what she wants from start instead of just wasting time. I mean if I want my husband to do something I tell him how I want things to be done and i also ask what he wants me to do for him. That’s how everything works, no one it’s perfect and you just can’t brush someone off because you don’t like a little thing. There’s nothing wrong with taking your time swoozie. I hope you find the right girl and I know you guys will be super happy. But don’t stress about it. You’ll find each other when the time comes.
Oh God I do it too, I've liked 3 people in my life, over the 3 years I've been a ball of hormones. I seriously forced myself off of all of them because the first was my ex the second was a douche the third was my cousin.
Here's My Flirtationship Story: When I was in sophomore year, I was friends with this senior dude, let's call him Eric. So Eric and I have been friends since my freshman year and he had previously dated one of my friends in a one-sided relationship back in freshman year. So we roll up to second semester sophomore year, and I have this crush on him for some reason. Eric and I were apart of the same friends group. I'm not really too much of a flirter so I never tried to push our relationship past friends. Fast forward a few months, Eric starts doing some hardcore flirting with me. We do a lot of joking, teasing, and casual touching but it never goes past that. I wanted to know where I stood with him but I didn't want to ruin such a good relationship. Eric and I never addressed what we were and he graduated. But we end up going on a huge trip with the rest of our friends. The second to last day of our trip, Eric says he likes me but doesn't want to push our relationships by further because he's going off to college. I was super bummed out by this because we had such good connection but I accepted. We're still good friends til today.
here is a story: Me: Hey (my friend I am just going to call Bree) Bree: Hey Me: You look pretty today, that photo was nice on instagram. Bree: Thanks :P (i flirt with her for about 20min) Me: so u doin anything tonight Bree: yea, taking a walk with u Me: where?? Bree: it seams like u need a walk back to the friendzone, that witch u tried to escape (SHOT DOWN LIKE A ATOM BOMB)
I honestly did that to a guy but he was a stranger saying that he loved me and I literally no joke was only talking to him for 10 minutes til he started saying that🌝
Swooz, you think you got it bad like Usher? Bruh, listen to this bull! So I'm in church over the summer of 2014. I volunteered for Vacation Bible School (VBS); it's like a week long summer camp where kids learn about God. The third day, I'm playing with beach balls with the kids and clowning like I usually do. I was pretending the beach balls were Rufus and I was Ryu. I Shoryuken'd the crap out of these balls fam! You don't even know! But out of the corner of my eye, I see this girl sitting in the back. I think nothing of it because she is that caliber of girl who never shows interest in a dude like me. But I kept finding myself staring at her and man was she beautiful. She was my 12/ thong girl. So I said to myself, screw it, I'm going to talk to her. So I Hadoken a beach ball her way and made it look like an accident (because I'm that cool!). Before I can say a word, she asks me if she can play with me and the kids. Now I'm thinking, no way! she initiated the convo? I'm looking around seeing if there are any other dudes around and I was the only one. This 12 piece of popeyes chicken w/ a biscuit is requesting to be in my presence? Bet! So we hang with the kids and play volleyball with the beach balls. Now for the sake of confidentiality, we will call her Stephanie. The VBS session ends for the day and Stephanie and I were waiting for the kids to get picked up. All the while, we are chatting it up and she is mad cool. She's into video games, she likes anime, I play the piano and she loves the piano, she loves martial arts, and to top it all off, she doesn't sound dumb when she speaks! I'm thinking, ok she's the one. For another 2 hours, after the kids left, we talked in the church sanctuary. They kicked us out and we talked for another 3 hours outside of the church. It started to rain and so we part ways after the numbers were exchanged. We were texting each other all the time and then we started hanging out and it was good. Then she drops a bomb on a brother, she tells me that in a few weeks, she will be going back to school in Hawaii. But at this point, I'm head over heels for her. But in the mean and in between time, we still kicked it. The time came and she left for Hawaii. As a parting gift, I gave her a picture of InuYasha that I drew in 2007. Now this drawing is my pride and joy because it was the first picture I was truly pleased with. So the first 3 weeks she's in Hawaii, everything is cool, I had to adjust to a 6 hour time zone differential so I'd be saying good morning when it's midnight over there. I now hate that damn song, let me tell you why! We Face Timed a few times and the Hawaiian sun caresses Stephanie's hair and skin so beautifully in the morning. She was telling me her school schedule and one of the classes was Japanese, so I'm like bet! I speak some Japanese so it's a way I can help her out and be connected to her. Well she got mad because she doesn't understand it and took it out on me. I apologize and it blows over. The next week I text her and I get one word answers. So I said, maybe she's just having a bad day. The day after, it's the same thing. So I'm like, here we go. So as to not be a stage 5 clinger, I said, "She will text me when she wants to talk." Well a day goes by, then two, then a week, then a month. At this point, I was worried, I'm like, did she die or something? Well I text her once more and ask if she was okay. I get a one word response. So now I'm pissed, WTF did I do? We were fine a month ago, why the sudden change? 2 months later I log onto Facebook and the first thing I see on my news feed is, Stephanie is in a relationship. I stared at the screen and it steadily became blurry from the tears filling up in the wells of my eyes. As the tears stream down my face, I can't help but pray for her happiness. I figured that if she was with this guy, he must be an extraordinary man. A month passes and now it's around Christmas time, I see her father in the congregation from my keyboard station on the stage. He and I become good friends while Stephanie was home before she left for school and after that. He hands me a gift and then gives me a hug. I ask, "what is this for?" He says "you have been a great friend to me and my family, this is a token of our appreciation." He then tells me that Stephanie has come home for Christmas unexpectedly. My heart sank, I'm still not over this girl. She has a new boyfriend, who she brought home with her, and I haven't talked to her in 3 months. So I'm freaking out in my head while smiling and being happy for Stephanie's father. Then I see her; she looks more radiant than I've ever seen her. I stared for a while fighting back the tears and the music pastor says, "TJ, it's time to start second service." After the musical part of service ends, the pastor always says, "Greet those around you, and if there is someone you do not know, be sure to greet them as well." I emerge from my station and step down the stairs of the stage toward the congregation. There she was. I begin to walk up to her and I am thinking about what I will say to her, if anything at all. I walk up to her after being hugged and greeted by half of the church. I find myself face to face with the beauty and I speak behind a plastic smile. "It's so nice to see you. You look beautiful. Truth be told, I never thought I'd see you again. I hope that you enjoy your time back and Merry Christmas." After that, I never saw nor spoke to her again.
Abridged version: I met a beautiful girl, I fell in love, she moves to the other side of the country, she stopped talking to me out of the blue, gets a boyfriend, I get sad.
I'm terrible at flirting. Maybe it's because my mind draws blanks when boys compliment me of maybe it's because I'm so fucking insecure that when a boy compliments me I don't believe him. And that's one of the worst feelings. Hearing someone call you beautiful but not being able to bring yourself to believe that they actually mean it. It's like I want to smile and say thank you, but I'm afraid that it's some kind of messed up joke, so I have an internal battle with myself on what to say back.
ok I was yelling at this guy I know and he said "your adorable when you get feisty." now I have a kinda crush on him and so of course I say "your head looks like a potato..." that's me
My way of "flirting" Person : Hey :) Me : *silence* Person : I just want you to know that you're a really awesome person and I hope that we can hangout more, y'know? Me : *stares, silence, walks away* Person : Ooooooohh-kayy? Me : *comes back* Bring me kiwi.
Flirting is not my strongest trait... Girl: Wow, I really like your eyes! Me: Do you like Jellybeans? I like jellybeans. Girl: No, not really to be honest Me: ... Me: Goodbye
That doesn't excuse her hypocrisy and flaky nature. Her later criticisms of him were just indirect ways of telling him she's not into him without making her feel insensitive and like the bad guy. Lots of mind games were played by her and she was probably using him as a security blanket while she was hoping to mend things with her ex. He shouldn't have indulged her flip flopping emotions though. She got comfortable taking him for granted. The ordering him around during the massage was a bad sign too.
I like how a bunch of people in the comments are telling their flirtationship stories, guess it's my turn. So I went to this bar one night and there was this girl with my friend who I thought she was cute so I followed them to their table and began drinking with them, because I was about to go clubbing and I wanted get drunk, so they're taking shots but they're slower than me when it's comes to drinking so my friend and I went to the counter and got three for myself, then the girl walks up to me and my friend and she starts speaking to him and he teases her, so she replies to him with "At least I'm not as sad as your friend over there drinking shots by himself." Then she gives me this playful smile and walks away and I'm just like "Damn..." So I come back to the table and the two of us get to talking a little bit and I get her number, so we're texting and texting and she says she wants to go to this karate club but she has no one to go with, so I reply with "I actually used to do karate so I'll go with you, and we can go back to mine after if you want." and she agreed. So the day came and we went to karate and then bought some pizza and walked to mine, and I remember we tried to cook this pizza but we ended up melting the plastic in to the pizza which had use both laughing hard, but to be honest we'd been laughing the whole night anyway and then we eat the pizza, watch and movie, we hug and she leaves. THEN a week later I text her "Do you wanna come round mine and watch a movie again?" And she says back "I'd love to." So she comes round and we're talking and laughing and stuff and then a part of the movie comes on which is kinda sad and she's actually upset so I say "C'mere." And give her hug, so then she put her head on my shoulder and I didn't really do anything other than enjoy it which I really regret because I wish I'd put my arm around her or something, maybe then things wouldn't have gone the way they did later. Anyway so we watched 3 movies and the last one ends so we go to hug and I pull her on to my bed where we'd been watching it and give her a big grizzly bear hug and she really seemed to really like that, but then as she walked out she said "I bet I just crushed you." Now this shocked me because she thought she was fat but I didn't think that at all so I didn't look at her to reply and paused for a moment before saying "...No." So she probably thought I was lying, I'll always regret that...DAMN MY DUMB ASS!!! So then we go on a few more movie dates and on the last movie date we had I decided I loved this girl and I thought it's going pretty well because we had fun together, both flirted at times and one night when she's really drunk we actually end up kissing quite a bit in a hallway, but then the next day after our kissing session where we in fact had our first kiss, she starts being distant and I can tell this but I'm not sure if it's my fault, so I invite her over to watch a movie and she agrees, but when the day of the movie came she said she was really tired and needed to sleep. Now I knew something was up so I'm like "Girl call me when you can." So she calls me and I ask her what's wrong and what's been going on lately to which she replies. "So I told you about this guy I used to like but don't anymore." Which she did tell me on one of the movie dates. "I was on Skype with him for a few hours yesterday and we got to talked and I've decided I really like him, and I like you too but I didn't think I'd be in this situation and we've just started higher education and I think you should move on." And I'm so disappointed at this point and I get off the phone and start crying. So quite a bit happened between this period too but in the end we just became friends and we're still friends to this day. The End Maybe I should tell this story on my channel as a video? If I did that I'd include all the parts inbetween I missed out and talk about all the other things that happened too, I don't know, like this if I should I guess and thanks for reading 😊
M0nkeygames wow... I really enjoyed your story... your story telling is great 🦄🌌 I really think u should do a story time on it indeed I agree... before i read u mentioning it i already was gonna suggest you posting a vid on your channel...
"thing could've been different"..man I got pretty worried after reading that line,I thought something bad was gonna happen,not that what actually happened wasn't bad,it's just..coming from a community where we loose a lot of people to depression,it got really worrying..dude,I'm sorry about what happened but I'm glad it didn't go even worse than it did. .I'm sorry if you didn't like this comment..
Looking at this again just brought back so many memories that I can relate to. Thank you swoozie for sharing what most guys would be to afraid to share. You da best 🙏
That "shield" always has a tendency to go up and down and mostly at the wrong times when it's something we truly want. At times when we're young though we don't know when that shield is protecting us or if we're using that shield to be petty behind. We get it as we get older when we look back on times that 'shield' cost us a lot when better decision making and a little more maturity would have given us a different outcome. But at the same time gotta admit to ourselves we weren't as mature and knowledgeable then as we became now and when we think of it that way, eventhough back then we thought we "got it", what we "get" now, is on a whole other level, especially in appreciating and not taking things for granted. However those kind of experience, and sometimes misses are what teach us lessons, and mature us so that one day when we find ourselves in the same situations we make the right decisions. It's all about life preparing us for the next day, as long as we learn from the previous one.
+TheNickJonathan thanks for the flirting advice 😂. I am that shy though, you try to talk then you think it's stupid and don't say anything at all. Literally done this once, the boy who did this flirts with almost all of the girls in my class, actually rubbed his dick (with his pants on) on my friends hand at school, on purpose not an accident. I see why you think I'm a bitch but I guess you interpreted it differently to how it was supposed to come across 😅.
I completely understand, having someone take your virginity then cheat on you, they're basically saying that they never cared. It feels as if your heart was ripped out of your chest by them and put into a blende, then spat on...it sucks!
I had a flirtationship going on once. Everyone kept trying to get us together. Then he friend zoned me. He's now my boyfriend of almost 2 years. :3 Yes, I beat the friend zone. And I'm proud.
Awesome, congratulations, and it is good that you found one of us guys that like their "special someone" to be their good friend. Heck, my girlfriend is my best friend.
Oh my gosh you can't just put your arm around a girl who isn't madly in love with you!!!!!! Do you know how awkward this makes us feel?!?! A guy put his arm around me at lunch once, and this was my thought process "Dose he like me? No, no way, no one could like me. But what if? Do I like him? Do I hate him? What if I hate him? He'd be so sad if he likes me! But happy if he doesn't?! What do I do?! Should I say something?Will i ruin the mood? is there even a mood?!" So I just pretended to not be bothered, while my brain was slowly dying. And I can't ask him to stop because that would just be even more awkward!!!!!!
Titanium Brick You want to see a long as comment? That was not a long ass comment, this is a long ass comment. How did you even think that was a long ass comment. I've seen comments much more worth of the title "Long ass comment", such as this one. Long ass comments are supposed to be long, also, you missed a period. That comment wasn't really long, but the quote was, this comment is much more worthy of the title "Long ass comment". I honestly think that the first comment was kind of excessive, as there were too many exclamation points. Also the grammar was inconsistent. Wait, am I just showing off how much I can criticize people for no actual reason? Probably. Maybe not? Am I just imitating the original comment now? I don't know...? I think i'm mocking them... But... My imitation of a confused girl is pretty good. That was probably just to increase the size of the comment, therefore making it a "Long ass comment". Did I mention that the first comment was not a "Long ass comment"? Yes I did. OK, now I'm just overstating things. I'd better stop. Or should I? Yes, I should. Wait, never mind, I'm gonna continue. This comment is a "Long ass comment", but not as long as some of my previous comment, probably because I don't have any actual basis for this comment except for the fact that it's a "Long ass comment". How am I just rambling on and on about how I'm typing a "Long ass comment"? Well I am. But should I stop? Nah. I argue a lot on UA-cam, you see me reply to your comment? I'm rodentlover100, *bitch*, you'd better run or you're about to lose an excessively long internet argument that had no point to begin with consisting about how bad your grammar is and why Link is *_NOT_* dead in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. See how much of a "Long ass comment" this is? Well this "Long ass comment" ends here. Bye! Why did I just try to end a comment with bye? Wow, that's probably the dumbest ending I ever considered! Well, this ends here. No it doesn't, it ends here. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I seriously... WHY AM I STILL TYPING THIS? SORRY CAPS. [CC: Sorry.] Those were sorry caps. Wait, did I seriously...? Wow... This should have ended a long time ago, but for some reason... Well, this comment ends here and any other sentence that comes after this is an idiot. HI IM A IDOT! Yes you are. Good job, Einstein, you and I are, too, apparently... Potato.
well. I never had a flirt story. hanging out with friends or playing videogames instead. Shit I'm close to 22 years. need to do something with my life!
DESCENT I'm 23 1/2, I have friends that are married and have kids (at least have of them have kids some more than one) and all I get told from guys is that "I'm cute someone will come along, I give great hugs, and the best anime suggestions." About 95% of the conversations I have with guys are about anime. Life is sad.
XxxOctoberxxX123 well, we have to do other stuff. turn ourselfes around. see the real world. turn ourselfes from the inside to the outside. get a new cool haircut. new pair of pants. ride a bike just for fun. go swimming in that public lake. start a cool project everyone can see. me for myself... I started a car project. damn it eats a lot of money. Nissan 200SX (240 in Merica) S13. Restauration. with RB25DET engine. I build it up to 600hp. On the other side I started to train my body. More muscles and stuff. Im 166 and skinny. already trained 5 kg's on. Thats where I know the most people from. Feels good. I don't even have time to play games under the week. and it feels damn good. and i feel so free! you should try some similar stuff. Sry for bad english.^^
she blamed her emotional insecurity on you making her cry after making her realize that she might not be the one for you. seems like you dodged a bullet because that behavior she was displaying would've been present for the entire relationship
That’s what I’m saying, she asked him if the warmth had gone a little on his end and he answered honestly and then blamed him for telling her how he really felt.
@@CherryEye and then women wonder why guys have trouble communicating... This story is just an example of extreme emotional immaturity on her part. You can't let yourself get strung along like that; deep down, you know that they're just taking advantage of you because they know you'll just keep being there for them. People like that have no actual respect towards others.
It's funny how in the video you're lying down on a sofa/bed while i'm sitting up straight in a chair watching this video. Makes me feel like a therapist :D
This entire story is a good example of why honest and open communication is important. All of those misunderstandings could had been avoided had either of them just spoken up sooner, but whatever, it's in the past.
_The thing is when these boys flirt with me, I can't fucking notice and it ends up with my friends coming up to me and being like "yo girl wtf" and I'm like "wat bae?" and they like have the most confused look on their face and they always be like "yo that boy be circling you like he's a figure skater and you ain't skating with him!!". I always look back at the convos we have and I'm like "Nah that ain't right we had like a five min conversation about how I'm mean" and then the girl walks away grunting and shit?? Like why are u so mad??? were u writing a fanfic or something???_
I had a flirtationship that turned into a 16-hour relationship that then turned into 2 months of friendzone once. Fun, fun, fun! Hey! It happens. Brushing it off and carrying on with your life is usually the best way to deal with romance problems! Always enjoying your stories, sWooZie!
I agree with Milonificaton even though Swoozie/Adande is amazing and awesome and has striking good looks, doesn't mean that just because she didn't get into a relationship with him doesn't mean that she is crazy or stupid, she just got out of a long term relationship, and when she tried to step back and think about things, Swoozie went cold and locked up his feelings. They were both just trying to keep from hurting their feeling and each other's feelings. And at that time it wasn't the right time but I know for sure that Adande will find his soul mate that God prepared for him :) I love you Swoozie and I hope that one day you can find someone who loves you and is as awesome and beautiful as you on the outside and inside
Soooo... This is how it goes: Boy: Hey! Did it hurt when you fell from Heav- Me: No, but it did when I crawled outta Hell. *loooong pause*I'm not the girl you should flirt with. Boy: *slowly walks away*
My story, I am 14 and the girl named Chele is 16 (1 year 9 months). I meet her at my church and supposedly she likes my older brother, but as the months go by I notice she is always close to me when I am with her and is always hugging me and other things.... I keep telling my myself she does not like me but I feel like I am slowly falling for her. We go on a church trip and we are in the back of the van. We talk for an hour then I feel her head on my shoulder then im like ahhh yeee. Then I put my hand on her soft blonde hair and gently stroke it. It feels amazing being in the back of a van with the girl of your dreams sleeping on you and the street light fading in and out. I try not to fall asleep cuz I dont want this moment to end and plus I can just feel the snapchats you naaaa mean. Anyway after that trip I found myself writing about her in school and just being obsessed with her, then as the months go on I just kinda forget about her and we dont talk for awhile save the occasional hey. Finally I fall for another girl and I just dont feel sparks between us (talking bout Lexi my "Girl friend" (i put the space representing the friendzone). Finally I go on another trip with Lexi and Chele this trips is going to tell if im am actually dating lexi and of course my best friends are all helping me out. And I notice in this trip that Chele is being unusually clingy and im like crap Lexi is gonna be jealous. The whole trip Chele is all over me like with her arm around me and crap, i am not going to lie it felt good but then the death sentence. She said "your like a brother to me I love you so much" I was dead inside and much worse Lexi got pissed and did not want to see me ever again. THE END PS: this supports sWoozie's video "Is she sending mixed signals"
I could not flirt it goes like this boy:Hey how you doing? me: *silent* boy:hello? me:*panics*oh hey hi, do you like rocks? i like rock. See that one over there? Im going to go look at it. alone. Bye!
From the middle of the story to end, I was just like ". . . This man needs a hug like for real" so infinity virtual hugs from the best hugger in the world, Swoozie even though I'm late in knowing the situation.
I'm waiting for the day Swoozie announces he's in a happy long lasting relationship this man really deserves it
Ya no kidding! It’s well overdo!
The Falcon Nation right
@Jim Cornette lmao
@Jim Cornette lmfao
Jim Cornette
Yes! Thank you, finally someone says it
I know he said don't name names, but I think Swoozie is the guy from the video...
Ahaha perfect I think your right. You should be an investigator.
My day has been made 😂🙈
Your On His Channel
TheWarrior949 DUDE I WAS THINKING THAT TOO THIS IS CRAZY! great minds think alike brother
Unfortunately, so do stupid minds.
I was laying in my bed and I thought we were having a one on one convo
In role-play LOL
Chocolate milk_ Animator hahaha omg same
Same tho
😂😂😂
@@InfernalLeo777 lol-
i can’t believe this is 8 years old...
Holy-
You just brought that to my attention😭 I feel kinda hurt now😢
Daaaaaamn
Bruh look at the phone
this is literally 10 years old lol
Wow for a long video with him just talking, this was very interesting
yisrael shepherd
Anyone on a Swoozie marathon cause of this covid thing???
Me, just got to my 800th vid I think
Me yo
Yessss
All em
Same
I have two ways of flirting
1. Smiling
2. Offering food
last one 😍
+Reyhaneh Dobbash yeah. If there is one thing my mom taught me about flirting with guys (but really, it would work with me too) is that food is a shortcut to his heart. And I already know that a smile can get you noticed by him/her
+Jazzipersun stomach is the closest way to everyone's heart 😍🍿
That would work for both genders!! The best way to flrit; 1smile 2offer food!
+Owl Panda not me. it's more like: keep that shit away from me and we're good
Shame SWooZie goes through the most. He tells the saddest stories with a smile. I respect that
UGH Flirtationships are the worst...especially when the love is one sided. I feel you Swoozie!
Me: Goodbyes are so hard, do we hug? Do we kiss, or do we romantically let our love linger into the sunset?
Sir please just take your food, you're holding up the drive through
lmfao that made me laugh harder than it probably should of
LOL!
+Noah Caboose Sounds like something saitama would say after watching this video
+Noah Caboose XD
Lol
You forgot to ask Jasmine if she trusts you.
She's like, NOPE.
+June the Fierce♣ if young jasmine dont trust you she gon shoot u
😂
Jasmine is lily
+lilskiddils nah lily wouldn't do that
swoozie: so there is this girl
me: here we go again
Ah shit here we go again*
I feel so bad because Swoozie seems like such a nice guy. But he told me not to feel bad for him. It's okay dude hang in there you'll find a girl someday that's going to appreciate all the things you do for her. Guys like you are hard to find.
exactly! he seems like a really nice bf, it's sad that he got 'dumped'
vania, nice? I thought NICE = FRIEND
How I flirt
I can't
hmm... "I can't" seems like a good pick-up line!
I can’t not flirt. I was talking to someone and it turned into flirting.
Me too there was this one time in 10th grade...? I think i just walked up to a girl i knew and sat down, said hi and we were talking and then i got up and went to the table the rest of my friends were at and i sat down and they were like dude. Were u flirting with her? Im like uuhh. No...? ..basically i can flirt and not even know it or i cant tell when someone is flirting with me. Lol. It sucks
Me
I feel you
Currently in a lowkey flirtationship, fun and terrible at the same time.
Same.. I already shared my story in a reply and I am not doing it again!
Luke Isn't Real I feel you
It’s been 2yrs what’s the update
Sammmeeeeeeeeeee
Give us the updatteeee
Here's my relationship stories:
Ooooohhh damn, took me a while to get that because I'm pretty tired atm... Good one
Same
🤣🤣😂that's cool tho
i dont get it
@@waynicliz they've never been in a relationship so...no stories
God damn that was a roller-coaster of emotions lol it went from "awww💕" to "poor baby 😢" to "fuck yea you got this!✊" to "nooooooo😭😭😭💔"
lol
lel true
lol ikr!
Ikkkk☹️😭
lmao you're literally describing everyone who watches this video
6 to 7 hrs the cell phone bill meant nothing to you
ahahhah goddamit swoozie
Most providers in the USA give you unlimited calling for a flat rate.
Srsly? WOW.
For me my credit will run out if I'm on the phone for that long
lol
My flirtationship story,
I'm 18 and this girl shelly, I've known her for years, and I've been in love with her since the 6th grade. There were so many times we could've dated and it never happened. We ended up going to different middle schools and we were gonna date in high school, but she ended up moving and getting a boyfriend. But I was still in love with her and she gave me a bunch of mixed signals and she said she still had feelings for me but she loved her bf. It was a very awkward situation and she was at a crossroads with having to choose between me and the guy she was with. It felt so right and wrong at the same time. Things were getting really tense and we'd started fighting more and it was a bad time for all of us. And I wanted to be with her so bad, but I didn't want to be the reason her and her bf split up. And eventually she came to a decision. She chose him..... I had never been that sad about anything before, and I was really depressed. And later on, she had still said that she felt like she wanted something new with me. And we finally got to hang out and go to the movies, and I held her hand the whole time, and after it was over, we just said in her car for like 20 minutes and just held hands. I wanted to kiss her so bad, but I couldn't bring myself to do it, cause it felt wrong since she was in a relationship. That was almost a year ago and she broke up with that boyfriend and got back with one of her exes, (me and the guy she's with right now hate eachother) and even though I wasn't happy about it, I just wanted her to be happy, even if it wasn't with me. Cause I love her enough to let her go. And I've told her that I've moved on, (even though I lied to her) but you never really get over your first love. And nowadays, we're basically strangers, and I can never have a conversation with her for more than 10 minutes. Losing Shelly and not even being about to try and date her is by far the biggest regret I have up to this point in my life, and the biggest regret I'll have from high school, cause now I'm just left with a bunch of reminders of what could have been.
The end
With that loyalty and determination, find another girl who will appreciate it and love you back. I believe in youuu!
Prince of Pockii thank.you that means alot
You're welcome. c: tbh I have a crush and I hardly see him, and he's really atractive and I'm not. So I can feel the pain lmfao.
Lol.I'm. Sure it'll work out. And I'm sure you're pretty attractive
Hey dude im not compliment fishing, however thanks lmfao
swoozie : '' I know this video is pretty long rn."
me: " its NOT LONG enough!!"
😳
We need answers dammit. what happened next XD
AMEN! I WANTED MOREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE.
I really want to know what happens next
Hol' up
LOL I'm so awkward when it comes to flirting.
A guy will be like: "Oh hey you look nice"
And I'm just like: "... HAPPY BIRTHDAY"
You don't understand how relatable that is omg
Melissa Gaines lol same tho
ha
+Melissa Gaines is that a girl thing bc my ex did the exact same thing
I saw that on Instagram before and I was dying cause I would react the same way😂
Swooshes is such a gentlemen. He’s the type of guy who get looked over Bc he knows how to treat a woman.
That’s because girls don’t wanna gentleman.
@@rageking9358 nice guys finish last, treat em mean keep em keen ive got enough examples to prove sooo....
But he's hot
That’s because he is going for the wrong type. There are plenty of women who appreciate gentlemen, but, even I will acknowledge, they can be hard to find if you don’t know where to look.
@@CrazyWarriorCatLady You gonna say where to find them, or are you just gonna create empty promises?
I was lying in my bed watching this so in a weird way it was like we were in the same bed talking to each other 😅 so weird
same lol
same lol
Same 😝
Same
same
I hope he doesn't still think that he's hideous because he never was💜
I'm not sure if it's just me, but I could listen to Swoozie talk for hours 😌😇love ya Swooz ❤
I could legit download a podcast of him talking for hours and be hooked on every story. I'm not weird ok
When I flirt:
I don't.
That's just what the government wants you to believe, I know the truth.
that's what the government wants you to believe
When I flirt I usually end up walking into a wall
Even if I’m not near any walls
Same
Yep! Same!
I suck at flirting,
the first compliment I gave to this girl I liked was
"I don't mean to be too direct, but I think you have a very nice butt"
she laughed and we've been dating for 2 years now.
Well then... Have a nice life I guess
+DAMIEN MILLS lol XD
it somehow worked
Jeez! I want your secrets!
Anna Hamilton Evidently, it's "don't be fake"
I feel like she is so immature expecting you to know what to do and how to act instead of just telling you what she wanted or what she was expecting . You understand her background but she doesn’t understand you. Yeah she cried because you told her how you felt , but she was the one telling you over and over again how things were not going to work out. Like she wanted you to say “no, we are going to work out and I’ll show you, I’ll make you happy “ etc but you been hurt before too. Both of you are afraid and the blame is not on either of you. Next time try to be clear and ask her what she wants from start instead of just wasting time. I mean if I want my husband to do something I tell him how I want things to be done and i also ask what he wants me to do for him. That’s how everything works, no one it’s perfect and you just can’t brush someone off because you don’t like a little thing. There’s nothing wrong with taking your time swoozie. I hope you find the right girl and I know you guys will be super happy. But don’t stress about it. You’ll find each other when the time comes.
I have no idea why but I was blushing like crazy through the whole video xP. You sir are a great story teller.
I can't flirt, this is how it goes
Boy: hey your kinda cute.
Me: Really!?! Do you like bread? *pulls bread stick out of purse*
lol don't worry your not the only girl:I kinda like you me:REALLY WE SHOULD GET MARRIED(not really but you get it).
0.0 im... im... im not the only one...
you sound hilarious!!!
+The Great Gamer your not alone x
I never learned to flirt
sWooZie: im pretty used to getting rid of my emotions....
*my eyes water up*
+Lucyl Fanal who can reject sWooZie? i can't ! even if i don't know him , he is so sweet
ikr!! i think the *same* way!!!
Yes
OMG it happened to me too. I just felt like by then I would have already stopped trying and completely bottled myself up from the world ya know
Oh God I do it too, I've liked 3 people in my life, over the 3 years I've been a ball of hormones. I seriously forced myself off of all of them because
the first was my ex
the second was a douche
the third was my cousin.
Here's My Flirtationship Story:
When I was in sophomore year, I was friends with this senior dude, let's call him Eric. So Eric and I have been friends since my freshman year and he had previously dated one of my friends in a one-sided relationship back in freshman year. So we roll up to second semester sophomore year, and I have this crush on him for some reason. Eric and I were apart of the same friends group. I'm not really too much of a flirter so I never tried to push our relationship past friends. Fast forward a few months, Eric starts doing some hardcore flirting with me. We do a lot of joking, teasing, and casual touching but it never goes past that. I wanted to know where I stood with him but I didn't want to ruin such a good relationship. Eric and I never addressed what we were and he graduated. But we end up going on a huge trip with the rest of our friends. The second to last day of our trip, Eric says he likes me but doesn't want to push our relationships by further because he's going off to college. I was super bummed out by this because we had such good connection but I accepted. We're still good friends til today.
here is a story:
Me: Hey (my friend I am just going to call Bree)
Bree: Hey
Me: You look pretty today, that photo was nice on instagram.
Bree: Thanks :P
(i flirt with her for about 20min)
Me: so u doin anything tonight
Bree: yea, taking a walk with u
Me: where??
Bree: it seams like u need a walk back to the friendzone, that witch u tried to escape
(SHOT DOWN LIKE A ATOM BOMB)
+Dominic Timko oh no get rekt cry everytime :(
I've never shot down a guy.................I've never even been with a guy...............Welp.
I am so, so, sorry for your loss
+Dominic Timko im soo sorry
I honestly did that to a guy but he was a stranger saying that he loved me and I literally no joke was only talking to him for 10 minutes til he started saying that🌝
Swooz, you think you got it bad like Usher? Bruh, listen to this bull! So I'm in church over the summer of 2014. I volunteered for Vacation Bible School (VBS); it's like a week long summer camp where kids learn about God. The third day, I'm playing with beach balls with the kids and clowning like I usually do. I was pretending the beach balls were Rufus and I was Ryu. I Shoryuken'd the crap out of these balls fam! You don't even know!
But out of the corner of my eye, I see this girl sitting in the back. I think nothing of it because she is that caliber of girl who never shows interest in a dude like me. But I kept finding myself staring at her and man was she beautiful. She was my 12/ thong girl. So I said to myself, screw it, I'm going to talk to her. So I Hadoken a beach ball her way and made it look like an accident (because I'm that cool!). Before I can say a word, she asks me if she can play with me and the kids. Now I'm thinking, no way! she initiated the convo? I'm looking around seeing if there are any other dudes around and I was the only one. This 12 piece of popeyes chicken w/ a biscuit is requesting to be in my presence? Bet! So we hang with the kids and play volleyball with the beach balls. Now for the sake of confidentiality, we will call her Stephanie.
The VBS session ends for the day and Stephanie and I were waiting for the kids to get picked up. All the while, we are chatting it up and she is mad cool. She's into video games, she likes anime, I play the piano and she loves the piano, she loves martial arts, and to top it all off, she doesn't sound dumb when she speaks! I'm thinking, ok she's the one. For another 2 hours, after the kids left, we talked in the church sanctuary. They kicked us out and we talked for another 3 hours outside of the church. It started to rain and so we part ways after the numbers were exchanged.
We were texting each other all the time and then we started hanging out and it was good. Then she drops a bomb on a brother, she tells me that in a few weeks, she will be going back to school in Hawaii. But at this point, I'm head over heels for her. But in the mean and in between time, we still kicked it. The time came and she left for Hawaii. As a parting gift, I gave her a picture of InuYasha that I drew in 2007. Now this drawing is my pride and joy because it was the first picture I was truly pleased with.
So the first 3 weeks she's in Hawaii, everything is cool, I had to adjust to a 6 hour time zone differential so I'd be saying good morning when it's midnight over there. I now hate that damn song, let me tell you why! We Face Timed a few times and the Hawaiian sun caresses Stephanie's hair and skin so beautifully in the morning. She was telling me her school schedule and one of the classes was Japanese, so I'm like bet! I speak some Japanese so it's a way I can help her out and be connected to her. Well she got mad because she doesn't understand it and took it out on me. I apologize and it blows over.
The next week I text her and I get one word answers. So I said, maybe she's just having a bad day. The day after, it's the same thing. So I'm like, here we go. So as to not be a stage 5 clinger, I said, "She will text me when she wants to talk." Well a day goes by, then two, then a week, then a month. At this point, I was worried, I'm like, did she die or something? Well I text her once more and ask if she was okay. I get a one word response. So now I'm pissed, WTF did I do? We were fine a month ago, why the sudden change? 2 months later I log onto Facebook and the first thing I see on my news feed is, Stephanie is in a relationship. I stared at the screen and it steadily became blurry from the tears filling up in the wells of my eyes. As the tears stream down my face, I can't help but pray for her happiness. I figured that if she was with this guy, he must be an extraordinary man.
A month passes and now it's around Christmas time, I see her father in the congregation from my keyboard station on the stage. He and I become good friends while Stephanie was home before she left for school and after that. He hands me a gift and then gives me a hug. I ask, "what is this for?" He says "you have been a great friend to me and my family, this is a token of our appreciation." He then tells me that Stephanie has come home for Christmas unexpectedly. My heart sank, I'm still not over this girl. She has a new boyfriend, who she brought home with her, and I haven't talked to her in 3 months. So I'm freaking out in my head while smiling and being happy for Stephanie's father. Then I see her; she looks more radiant than I've ever seen her. I stared for a while fighting back the tears and the music pastor says, "TJ, it's time to start second service."
After the musical part of service ends, the pastor always says, "Greet those around you, and if there is someone you do not know, be sure to greet them as well." I emerge from my station and step down the stairs of the stage toward the congregation. There she was. I begin to walk up to her and I am thinking about what I will say to her, if anything at all. I walk up to her after being hugged and greeted by half of the church. I find myself face to face with the beauty and I speak behind a plastic smile. "It's so nice to see you. You look beautiful. Truth be told, I never thought I'd see you again. I hope that you enjoy your time back and Merry Christmas." After that, I never saw nor spoke to her again.
Who acculy read this whole thing
Abridged version: I met a beautiful girl, I fell in love, she moves to the other side of the country, she stopped talking to me out of the blue, gets a boyfriend, I get sad.
Yo , like did anyone actually read this?
TJhandford524 Ohh I'm so sorry bruh
I won't go into details but I know the feels man and they suck.
TEXT LESS. CALL MORE. DON'T LET THEM KNOW WHAT YOU'RE AGAINST OR WHAT YOU'RE FOR
Merron Douglas rlly felt that Hamilton reference
I'm late but...
HAMILTON
WHAT TIME IS IT?
FLIRT TIME
The feels r ready
There are 69 likes, I'm not going to mess it up by liking the comment
For some reason, I feel like a therapist when swoozi3 is laying down and taking to the camera😅😅
same🤣
Who else was distracted by "Dance of the Sugar Fairy" playing in this video?
it was cool though
I was doing sign language to the beat and forgot what I was watching
Sugar Plum Fairy
Nah, sWooZie was talking, so I only noticed the music like once
I got distracted by his terrible mustache 🤭
Here's my flirt story
"pizza"
The end (???) ;P
10 outta 10
minty wolf amazing you have the best story in the world
Best story ever IGN TEN OUT OF TEN
minty wolf holy shit man... thats straight up amazing.
minty wolf mine
pizza goldfish
I'm terrible at flirting. Maybe it's because my mind draws blanks when boys compliment me of maybe it's because I'm so fucking insecure that when a boy compliments me I don't believe him. And that's one of the worst feelings. Hearing someone call you beautiful but not being able to bring yourself to believe that they actually mean it. It's like I want to smile and say thank you, but I'm afraid that it's some kind of messed up joke, so I have an internal battle with myself on what to say back.
and then it becomes too late to say anything... and when that happens it becomes really awkward. I feel you girl, I feel you.
Well you sound like a very beautiful girl
Real smooth.
+SoloStudios I try
me to
Does his profile being Alladin mean he finally found his Jasmine?
He said when he gets a girl his stories about girls will reduce a lot.
Friend or not friend, girlfriend or not girlfriend, making a girl cry is the WORST feeling ever.
Rewatching your old vids and I STILL melt from the inside out :3 oh my word!
ok I was yelling at this guy I know and he said "your adorable when you get feisty."
now I have a kinda crush on him and so of course I say
"your head looks like a potato..."
that's me
lol ME😂👌
+Sharon Skye damn I think any man would fall for that
No. Words.😂😂😂
lol 😂😂😂😂😂
😂
I want Swoozie to get married. Been following him since the "Airplane Girl" days. He should have lasting happiness.
Same
How do you possibly have 6-7 hours a day to talk to a ting on the phone?
Don't Even Bother 7pm to 1 am? Idk? Lol
my record...14 hours phone call with a girl...that shit was lit
dragular what did you even have the chance to talk about
I rarely sleep and am nocturnal so that makes it easier for me 😅
My longest with a past s/o was like...13 hours i think. He woke me up with texts so i just talked to him the rest of the day...it was really nice tbh
Ok when he told her to get the lotion I so thought it was going to be something else 😂
OMG Same XD
Izzy Rhoades he had a video talking about his message book with the model on the plane
Me 2
Izzy Rhoades damn girl where yo innocence at? 😂😂
The girl wanted it to be something else but he too nice n not aggressive enough like she said.
My way of "flirting"
Person : Hey :)
Me : *silence*
Person : I just want you to know that you're a really awesome person and I hope that we can hangout more, y'know?
Me : *stares, silence, walks away*
Person : Ooooooohh-kayy?
Me : *comes back* Bring me kiwi.
Im sorry, did u just say kiwi? Umm, let me just say something.....Nutella
Rue Dragneel 1.) It's healthy.
2.) It's a cute word
ellyuploads Do you watch the anime Fairy Tail? 'Cos the part where you come back ask for kiwi, that reminded me a hella lot of Panther Lily
Rue Dragneel mayyyybeeeeee.....
ellyuploads I'm like
My "friend" : Hey
Me : 😮 h-h-h-hey 😦*goes into the bathroom and throws up for ten minutes
1:40 I couldn’t imagine. Women seem to do u wrong my guy. Stay strong king
In this rn because my crush is "too busy" and "too immature" for a relationship 😭😭
good luck
it’s bs
Flirting is not my strongest trait...
Girl: Wow, I really like your eyes!
Me: Do you like Jellybeans? I like jellybeans.
Girl: No, not really to be honest
Me: ...
Me: Goodbye
Honestly I don't like jellybeans lol
Gr8PurplePenguin Honestly I hate you lol
Lol I'm sorry I just don't exactly like them that much. :)
+SuperGamingUltima lmao who doesnt like jelly beans??? XD
well except the black ones ^-^ sowwy
The Impala I love the black ones.
The girl's real name is Jacob The Werewolf, she's 69, and lives in mars in utopia.
This story is almost 7 y o and Im stressed listening to it...dont worry about you...how? How we sposta do that Swoozie? How?
Honestly, out of all of the famous UA-camrs out there, you're probably the one with the most interesting life.
She can for sure emotionally reconnect!
Hey Lizzie :3 Im One Of Your Subbies :)
Well I can :P
Wait, she could "mess" with your emotions like that, but you couldn't? 😂 crazy.
She told him his problem! He's weak willed and indecisive
That doesn't excuse her hypocrisy and flaky nature. Her later criticisms of him were just indirect ways of telling him she's not into him without making her feel insensitive and like the bad guy. Lots of mind games were played by her and she was probably using him as a security blanket while she was hoping to mend things with her ex. He shouldn't have indulged her flip flopping emotions though. She got comfortable taking him for granted. The ordering him around during the massage was a bad sign too.
It's been almost 13 years... I've watched this video, probably the same as many people, several times now. What ever became of this girl?
and its okay sWooZie, she sounds complicated
:0 hanji!!
hi!
I am so sorry to hear about what happened to Sawney and Bean.
i know ;( Annie still owes me that apology
I ❤️❤️❤️❤️💚💚💚💚💜💜💜💜💙💙💙💙💛💛💛💛 Attack on Titan
I like how a bunch of people in the comments are telling their flirtationship stories, guess it's my turn.
So I went to this bar one night and there was this girl with my friend who I thought she was cute so I followed them to their table and began drinking with them, because I was about to go clubbing and I wanted get drunk, so they're taking shots but they're slower than me when it's comes to drinking so my friend and I went to the counter and got three for myself, then the girl walks up to me and my friend and she starts speaking to him and he teases her, so she replies to him with "At least I'm not as sad as your friend over there drinking shots by himself." Then she gives me this playful smile and walks away and I'm just like "Damn..." So I come back to the table and the two of us get to talking a little bit and I get her number, so we're texting and texting and she says she wants to go to this karate club but she has no one to go with, so I reply with "I actually used to do karate so I'll go with you, and we can go back to mine after if you want." and she agreed.
So the day came and we went to karate and then bought some pizza and walked to mine, and I remember we tried to cook this pizza but we ended up melting the plastic in to the pizza which had use both laughing hard, but to be honest we'd been laughing the whole night anyway and then we eat the pizza, watch and movie, we hug and she leaves. THEN a week later I text her "Do you wanna come round mine and watch a movie again?" And she says back "I'd love to." So she comes round and we're talking and laughing and stuff and then a part of the movie comes on which is kinda sad and she's actually upset so I say "C'mere." And give her hug, so then she put her head on my shoulder and I didn't really do anything other than enjoy it which I really regret because I wish I'd put my arm around her or something, maybe then things wouldn't have gone the way they did later. Anyway so we watched 3 movies and the last one ends so we go to hug and I pull her on to my bed where we'd been watching it and give her a big grizzly bear hug and she really seemed to really like that, but then as she walked out she said "I bet I just crushed you." Now this shocked me because she thought she was fat but I didn't think that at all so I didn't look at her to reply and paused for a moment before saying "...No." So she probably thought I was lying, I'll always regret that...DAMN MY DUMB ASS!!! So then we go on a few more movie dates and on the last movie date we had I decided I loved this girl and I thought it's going pretty well because we had fun together, both flirted at times and one night when she's really drunk we actually end up kissing quite a bit in a hallway, but then the next day after our kissing session where we in fact had our first kiss, she starts being distant and I can tell this but I'm not sure if it's my fault, so I invite her over to watch a movie and she agrees, but when the day of the movie came she said she was really tired and needed to sleep. Now I knew something was up so I'm like "Girl call me when you can." So she calls me and I ask her what's wrong and what's been going on lately to which she replies. "So I told you about this guy I used to like but don't anymore." Which she did tell me on one of the movie dates. "I was on Skype with him for a few hours yesterday and we got to talked and I've decided I really like him, and I like you too but I didn't think I'd be in this situation and we've just started higher education and I think you should move on." And I'm so disappointed at this point and I get off the phone and start crying. So quite a bit happened between this period too but in the end we just became friends and we're still friends to this day.
The End
Maybe I should tell this story on my channel as a video? If I did that I'd include all the parts inbetween I missed out and talk about all the other things that happened too, I don't know, like this if I should I guess and thanks for reading 😊
Wow that was captivating story
M0nkeygames wow... I really enjoyed your story... your story telling is great 🦄🌌 I really think u should do a story time on it indeed I agree... before i read u mentioning it i already was gonna suggest you posting a vid on your channel...
M0nkeygames so sorry u had to experience that tho
I feel very bad for you that must have been hard but making a video is one of the best ways to let it go!
"thing could've been different"..man I got pretty worried after reading that line,I thought something bad was gonna happen,not that what actually happened wasn't bad,it's just..coming from a community where we loose a lot of people to depression,it got really worrying..dude,I'm sorry about what happened but I'm glad it didn't go even worse than it did.
.I'm sorry if you didn't like this comment..
You are definitely one of my top youtube people ever. great content, both insightful and hilarious.
Looking at this again just brought back so many memories that I can relate to. Thank you swoozie for sharing what most guys would be to afraid to share. You da best 🙏
That "shield" always has a tendency to go up and down and mostly at the wrong times when it's something we truly want. At times when we're young though we don't know when that shield is protecting us or if we're using that shield to be petty behind.
We get it as we get older when we look back on times that 'shield' cost us a lot when better decision making and a little more maturity would have given us a different outcome. But at the same time gotta admit to ourselves we weren't as mature and knowledgeable then as we became now and when we think of it that way, eventhough back then we thought we "got it", what we "get" now, is on a whole other level, especially in appreciating and not taking things for granted.
However those kind of experience, and sometimes misses are what teach us lessons, and mature us so that one day when we find ourselves in the same situations we make the right decisions. It's all about life preparing us for the next day, as long as we learn from the previous one.
You need to be a therapist
carrastealth amazing *claps* 👏 👏 👏
I was in a flirtationship wit this guy for months almost a year.. now we are closing in on two years as an official couple.
Congrats on being part of the 5%
Me 'flirting':
Boy: hi
Me: ....
Boy: hi???
Me: hai.
Boy:.....
Me: ......
Boy:.....so???
Me: *walks away*
Boy: bye?
Same
u sound stuck up
+TheNickJonathan I'm actually really shy and awkward in those kind of situations
+Gina Donaldson no one is that shy it makes u come off bad
if a guy talks all u have to do is answer and keep the conversation moving its simple
+TheNickJonathan thanks for the flirting advice 😂. I am that shy though, you try to talk then you think it's stupid and don't say anything at all. Literally done this once, the boy who did this flirts with almost all of the girls in my class, actually rubbed his dick (with his pants on) on my friends hand at school, on purpose not an accident. I see why you think I'm a bitch but I guess you interpreted it differently to how it was supposed to come across 😅.
I completely understand, having someone take your virginity then cheat on you, they're basically saying that they never cared. It feels as if your heart was ripped out of your chest by them and put into a blende, then spat on...it sucks!
You know what I like. You two communicated your feelings. Mixed signals nullified.
never dated anyone :/ I mean I know im not a model but im not ugly... maybe its because I like video games and anime O.O....
Well you sound like MY dream person :) You'll find someone eventually
Thank you :3 I'm glad there is nice people like you
selin twilight You are my type of person
So many nice people!! 😭
selin twilight Lol I like video games and anime and my girlfriend is one of the hottest in school. Dw, you'll find someone.
I've been watching you all day. Totally addicted.
youtube is so interesting. I'm just sitting here listening to this guy's story like we're friends...
my flirting
me: i love you mcdonald fries
fries:silent
Me: i didn't hear a no!
"eats fries quietly"
Lol
Hands off my fries, you devil!
Your awesome yummmm
haha
lawl.
"wake up with a warm tongue on her neck..."
I'm dead.
Everytime a girl likes me, i don't like her. And everytime i like a girl, she friendzones me -.-
CoolG845 when you know she likes you go ask her out.
happens to me most of the time buddy
Same way with girls. It happens to everyone, regardless of gender bro. XD
It's thug life right
When a girl likes you, and you don't, you just don't like her. When it's the other way round, she friendzones you. Hypocrite.
"Your midichlorian count is much lower than it used to be." Man, that Star Wars reference...
I had a flirtationship going on once. Everyone kept trying to get us together. Then he friend zoned me. He's now my boyfriend of almost 2 years. :3
Yes, I beat the friend zone. And I'm proud.
Awesome, congratulations, and it is good that you found one of us guys that like their "special someone" to be their good friend. Heck, my girlfriend is my best friend.
Congrats!
Mink Porter do u got snapchat if so then send me pic of ur face
PLZ PLZ PLZ
It needs a lot of bravery and no giving up.!.proud of you.!.
Ew who would want to date u ur obviously illuminati
How many of Swoozie's videos have started with "so there was this girl" XD
Oh my gosh you can't just put your arm around a girl who isn't madly in love with you!!!!!! Do you know how awkward this makes us feel?!?!
A guy put his arm around me at lunch once, and this was my thought process "Dose he like me? No, no way, no one could like me. But what if? Do I like him? Do I hate him? What if I hate him? He'd be so sad if he likes me! But happy if he doesn't?! What do I do?! Should I say something?Will i ruin the mood? is there even a mood?!" So I just pretended to not be bothered, while my brain was slowly dying. And I can't ask him to stop because that would just be even more awkward!!!!!!
Kiry Cole-church this is false!
Same
Long ass comment
Titanium Brick You want to see a long as comment? That was not a long ass comment, this is a long ass comment. How did you even think that was a long ass comment. I've seen comments much more worth of the title "Long ass comment", such as this one. Long ass comments are supposed to be long, also, you missed a period. That comment wasn't really long, but the quote was, this comment is much more worthy of the title "Long ass comment". I honestly think that the first comment was kind of excessive, as there were too many exclamation points. Also the grammar was inconsistent. Wait, am I just showing off how much I can criticize people for no actual reason? Probably. Maybe not? Am I just imitating the original comment now? I don't know...? I think i'm mocking them... But... My imitation of a confused girl is pretty good. That was probably just to increase the size of the comment, therefore making it a "Long ass comment". Did I mention that the first comment was not a "Long ass comment"? Yes I did. OK, now I'm just overstating things. I'd better stop. Or should I? Yes, I should. Wait, never mind, I'm gonna continue. This comment is a "Long ass comment", but not as long as some of my previous comment, probably because I don't have any actual basis for this comment except for the fact that it's a "Long ass comment". How am I just rambling on and on about how I'm typing a "Long ass comment"? Well I am. But should I stop? Nah. I argue a lot on UA-cam, you see me reply to your comment? I'm rodentlover100, *bitch*, you'd better run or you're about to lose an excessively long internet argument that had no point to begin with consisting about how bad your grammar is and why Link is *_NOT_* dead in The Legend of Zelda: Majora's Mask. See how much of a "Long ass comment" this is? Well this "Long ass comment" ends here. Bye! Why did I just try to end a comment with bye? Wow, that's probably the dumbest ending I ever considered! Well, this ends here. No it doesn't, it ends here. ARE YOU KIDDING ME? I seriously... WHY AM I STILL TYPING THIS? SORRY CAPS. [CC: Sorry.] Those were sorry caps. Wait, did I seriously...? Wow... This should have ended a long time ago, but for some reason... Well, this comment ends here and any other sentence that comes after this is an idiot. HI IM A IDOT! Yes you are. Good job, Einstein, you and I are, too, apparently... Potato.
Titanium Brick That was a "Long ass comment".
“You don’t wanna touch my hands? Your not even gonna see em” I’m dead 😂
Haha Nutcracker music! That makes this so much better XP
Flirting sucks for me.Boy: I like youMe: Why?
THAT ADVICE IS SO WISE
+Tanamya Brooks ermahgerd, same xD
Ermergerd
YAS! Same!
lel
well. I never had a flirt story.
hanging out with friends or playing videogames instead.
Shit I'm close to 22 years. need to do something with my life!
I'm almost 20 & all I do is watch tv shows & break up fights between my brothers due to video games lmaooooo
DESCENT I'm 23 1/2, I have friends that are married and have kids (at least have of them have kids some more than one) and all I get told from guys is that "I'm cute someone will come along, I give great hugs, and the best anime suggestions." About 95% of the conversations I have with guys are about anime. Life is sad.
XxxOctoberxxX123 well, we have to do other stuff. turn ourselfes around. see the real world. turn ourselfes from the inside to the outside.
get a new cool haircut. new pair of pants. ride a bike just for fun. go swimming in that public lake. start a cool project everyone can see.
me for myself... I started a car project.
damn it eats a lot of money.
Nissan 200SX (240 in Merica) S13. Restauration. with RB25DET engine. I build it up to 600hp.
On the other side I started to train my body.
More muscles and stuff.
Im 166 and skinny. already trained 5 kg's on.
Thats where I know the most people from.
Feels good.
I don't even have time to play games under the week.
and it feels damn good.
and i feel so free!
you should try some similar stuff.
Sry for bad english.^^
DESCENT Same here I'm turning 21, and nothing is happening in my life. With friends or girls :(.
she blamed her emotional insecurity on you making her cry after making her realize that she might not be the one for you. seems like you dodged a bullet because that behavior she was displaying would've been present for the entire relationship
That’s what I’m saying, she asked him if the warmth had gone a little on his end and he answered honestly and then blamed him for telling her how he really felt.
@@CherryEye and then women wonder why guys have trouble communicating... This story is just an example of extreme emotional immaturity on her part. You can't let yourself get strung along like that; deep down, you know that they're just taking advantage of you because they know you'll just keep being there for them. People like that have no actual respect towards others.
It's funny how in the video you're lying down on a sofa/bed while i'm sitting up straight in a chair watching this video. Makes me feel like a therapist :D
This entire story is a good example of why honest and open communication is important. All of those misunderstandings could had been avoided had either of them just spoken up sooner, but whatever, it's in the past.
_The thing is when these boys flirt with me, I can't fucking notice and it ends up with my friends coming up to me and being like "yo girl wtf" and I'm like "wat bae?" and they like have the most confused look on their face and they always be like "yo that boy be circling you like he's a figure skater and you ain't skating with him!!". I always look back at the convos we have and I'm like "Nah that ain't right we had like a five min conversation about how I'm mean" and then the girl walks away grunting and shit?? Like why are u so mad??? were u writing a fanfic or something???_
I only read this comment because I saw " figure skater " lol I'm a figure skater and became interested
Brooke Christensen post a figure skating vid
OH MY GOSH. You are a wonderful dude, how are you not like drounding in dating request right now????? PLS tell me
I had a flirtationship that turned into a 16-hour relationship that then turned into 2 months of friendzone once. Fun, fun, fun! Hey! It happens. Brushing it off and carrying on with your life is usually the best way to deal with romance problems! Always enjoying your stories, sWooZie!
These moments, when SwooZie opens up to us, really makes me happy. I'm glad you trust us to tell us these things.
Swoozie is like a drama channel for guys and it's awesome
it's a tradition at this point to go back and watch this video every few weeks
I agree with Milonificaton even though Swoozie/Adande is amazing and awesome and has striking good looks, doesn't mean that just because she didn't get into a relationship with him doesn't mean that she is crazy or stupid, she just got out of a long term relationship, and when she tried to step back and think about things, Swoozie went cold and locked up his feelings. They were both just trying to keep from hurting their feeling and each other's feelings. And at that time it wasn't the right time but I know for sure that Adande will find his soul mate that God prepared for him :) I love you Swoozie and I hope that one day you can find someone who loves you and is as awesome and beautiful as you on the outside and inside
This is why I dont let my ''shield'' down to fast. I still have it up for my girlfriend.
This is my first time watching one of your videos. I'm subscribing.
how people flirt : hey how are you doing
how i flirt : euhhmmm yeee euhmnn i thh...think youuu...ure cu...tee..e
Soooo... This is how it goes:
Boy: Hey! Did it hurt when you fell from Heav-
Me: No, but it did when I crawled outta Hell. *loooong pause*I'm not the girl you should flirt with.
Boy: *slowly walks away*
LOLLOL OMG
Thanks :)
Anneith me
I love the foods joke at the end
My flirting is touching, blushing, and hinting. I'm pretty successful
I'm not even mad at you taking it slow. The hardest lesson learned for me was just because you CAN go all they doesn't mean you SHOULD.
My story,
I am 14 and the girl named Chele is 16 (1 year 9 months). I meet her at my church and supposedly she likes my older brother, but as the months go by I notice she is always close to me when I am with her and is always hugging me and other things.... I keep telling my myself she does not like me but I feel like I am slowly falling for her. We go on a church trip and we are in the back of the van. We talk for an hour then I feel her head on my shoulder then im like ahhh yeee. Then I put my hand on her soft blonde hair and gently stroke it. It feels amazing being in the back of a van with the girl of your dreams sleeping on you and the street light fading in and out. I try not to fall asleep cuz I dont want this moment to end and plus I can just feel the snapchats you naaaa mean. Anyway after that trip I found myself writing about her in school and just being obsessed with her, then as the months go on I just kinda forget about her and we dont talk for awhile save the occasional hey. Finally I fall for another girl and I just dont feel sparks between us (talking bout Lexi my "Girl friend" (i put the space representing the friendzone). Finally I go on another trip with Lexi and Chele this trips is going to tell if im am actually dating lexi and of course my best friends are all helping me out. And I notice in this trip that Chele is being unusually clingy and im like crap Lexi is gonna be jealous. The whole trip Chele is all over me like with her arm around me and crap, i am not going to lie it felt good but then the death sentence. She said "your like a brother to me I love you so much" I was dead inside and much worse Lexi got pissed and did not want to see me ever again. THE END
PS: this supports sWoozie's video "Is she sending mixed signals"
if that really happened she probably likes you ALOT
LEXI IS IN TO YOU BRO :D
update guys lexi is dating my best friend and chele and I are friends with benefits not necessarily sex but cuddling and kissing
Nice one :D
Forgot chele, lexi really wants you
I could not flirt it goes like this
boy:Hey how you doing?
me: *silent*
boy:hello?
me:*panics*oh hey hi, do you like rocks? i like rock. See that one over there? Im going to go look at it. alone. Bye!
+lu W. (lulu) That sounds more like rejection.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
my conversation with Elijah:
boy: Hi!
me:........... Hello?
boy:you are looking good!
me: thanks?0_0
alesandra gerace omg lol!
fun
Anyone watching in 2016?
;)
:D
I am
ME🙋🏾
Hello
From the middle of the story to end, I was just like ". . . This man needs a hug like for real" so infinity virtual hugs from the best hugger in the world, Swoozie even though I'm late in knowing the situation.