Never should have stayed with someone who is 9hours away. Kids these days cheat when they live next door to eachother, and you think she gonna stay loyal when she in a different time zone... Hoe Larry Us.
Ain’t gonna lie, man. Your story really spoke to me on a personal level. I had a similar incident with my ex-girlfriend when I just graduated from high school back in 2013. We barely made a month and a half and she started spending some time with my best friend at the time. At first I was okay with it but when it started becoming so frequent to the point where she would not come to my house at all, I pretty much assumed she was cheating. I broke things off and even broke off my friendship with that bastard. Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. She’s got a baby daddy and she’s struggling financially. As for me, I’m married and my wife and I are living decently.
Yeah I watched the video too. What a coincidence. I hate comments that just repeat what was already said because people didn't know it was funny till you said it right?
@@noerselite_ you add nothing to it, you just wrote words from the video, didn't even add commentary to make it a bit different from the other 5+ I saw saying the exact same thing. So really the question is don't you have something better to do? You wrote words from the video and didn't even add nothing to it just to boost your ego, so just stfu.
Sly Fox oh I’m sorry buddy. I didn’t know there was a rule book on how to comment on UA-cam videos. Next time I’ll remember for people like u who get annoyed REAL easily
Never actually been in a relationship, but... why do people cheat? I mean, if you like someone other than your current SO, why not just break up? I don't get it.
I'm not in one either buuuuuut I assume they want both of them. One for their body(A side chick, if you will) and the other for an actual relationship(The main thing). Or they love both. Either way the person being cheated on will probably be hurt. But you might want to ask a professional. Then again you asked this weeks ago soooo you probably have a answer.
It's simple, like both, love neither. However I agree on breaking up first and I would be a relationship with someone that I care so little that I'd do something like that.
One does not simply gets a Warren in life. To be worthy of a Warren means dedicating your life earning it. Either that or you got normal street connections.
Speaking as someone who's been in a relationship for a couple of years, that became a long distance relationship for like 6 years after, unless you have; 1] A bottomless wellspring of patience and understanding. 2] 100% unbreakable trust between both parties. [Which in itself is almost impossible.] And 3] An unbreakable will of steel to show restraint no matter what. I do not EVER recommend it.
not gonna lie- it hurt to make a vid at points reliving the story like around 2:30. That was not a fun weekend but def took on the challenge of making it a humorous video head on
sWooZie Bro, you aint alone mate, I had a girl, and literally, around 2 months of being together She isnt on there no more? if you are out there, Celina, know that i miss you (:
My first boyfriend, the love of my life, left me for another girl. He didn't technically cheat on me, but when I found out (and after he confirmed it), I felt like the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless girl in the world. And that girl became a symbol for everything I feared for future relationships. And then I proceeded to be on and off with him for a year. I am such an idiot.
RealRainbowRapidash the best thing is to ignore him, and if he blames you just be mature. Then he'll feel like a bloody idiot and feel guilty for quite a while. Or just shoot him... : ) (I'm so mean it's great)
Heres some advice that I hope you treasure for the rest of your life. Dont trust anyone. Words of wisdom my friends...words of wisdom. Even the cutest guy you met could just be cloaking himself in riotousness, using you as a tool, playing mind games with you, using you as a puppet. Now time for me to play some call of duty!
I know this video is old, but I don't fucking GET why girls would cheat on their awesome boyfriends, I'm sitting here waiting to fall in love and cherish my man, sadly still 20 and single as fuck.
Carly Carter i'm in highschool and my whole group of friends are stuck in the friend zone even tho we all are very athletic and overall nice and awesome to be around
Same bruh.. I think half my neighborhood hears me 😂 They're probably like "oh its that white crackhead ass mfer laughing his ass off again... like the past *7 FUCKING HOURS* 😂😂😂😂
honestly, i was in a long distance relationship with a cute and beautiful girl for about a year and we both loved each other very much, then one time she suddenly disapeared for a couple of months then after when she came back and i got to be with her again and few weeks later she decided to cheat on me and come up with a stupid bs reason to do so. so really, having someone cheat on you is the worst feeling ever but its even worse when they cheat on you with a stupid reason -_-
I know how you feel D: I was in a long distance relationship that last 2 years them, he decide do disapear, then one day I get a message from him on my skype saying that he can't be with me anymore Fuck those people
yea exactly, i was completely pissed off when my GF came up with a lame and stupid excuse for when she cheated on me. Like she freaking complained about the fact that she was getting tired of me talking about myself when really all i was doing was giving her an update on how my life has been and what ive been up to during the past couple of months she was gone.
People don't quite realize just how fucked up it is to cheat on someone, It scars them emotionally and can cause them to develop trust issues for life. The only solace we can take is knowing that 90% of the time, Karma does it's job.
A bit... exaggerated maybe, for young love. However, I agree. If you feel like cheating, your boy/girl friend probably isn't what you need or want anymore, at least have the decency to break up.
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) It's not fun being an asexual. It feels like I'm constantly being third wheeled by society. I don't understand why, when you have the option of being normal and happy, you choose to be alone when there are people who have to be alone and are struggling to be happy with it.
Tamar Mack lol nobody cares! trust me it's way better being single because you don't have a wife or husband to tell you what to do! plus, NO CHEATING, YOU GET TO GO WHERE YOU WANT, MEET WHOEVER YOU WANT, and i'm just saying, you CAN be in a relation if you want, but trust me it's better being SINGLE.
Mushrambo Kinniku A myth? A joke? You think it's funny that I'm incapable of feeling any sort of attraction to another person? Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) I'm never going to be able to grow old with someone. I can't feel any sexual pleasure at all. Do you realise how awkward that would make things if I ever decided to have children? Maybe you think that because you've been in previous relationships but when you've never felt anything towards anyone you feel like you're missing something.
I’ve been in a situation like this when I was in high school. I was in a relationship with some boy and we had the same math class together, I was a freshman at the time he was either between a sophomore or a junior and when I tried to hug him because I missed him he acted as if he didn’t care. I felt hurt about his reaction and I believe it was a few months or weeks later and I had found out that he cheated on me and I told my little sister about what that jerk had did to me and she comforted me because I was crying and she told me that I should forget about him and move on and I did, and I have someone who was a thousand times 5 better than him and we’ve been together for 5 years
Ahhh yes the dreaded we should take a break. Allow me to translate what it means based on personal past experience & what I have seen with my friends. What she says: "We should take a break. " Translation: "I want to go off and 'not cheat' with this person I have been secretly flirting with and fantasizing about behind your back. " What she says: "I'm young, and still want to have fun." Translation: "I don't want a serious relationship right now but want to keep you on the back burner so I have someone stable to get with after I have partied & dated a bunch of guys who are not husband material but I thought were hot." Yes I am exaggerating but not by much. Sadly every girl I have ever heard say we should take a break whether it's to me, one of my friends, or to their boyfriend they said that because they already had someone else they wanted to get with guilt free. So good for you swoozie on your being nobody's plan B motto. :)
laucorn123 True, but that's just the problem with young people being in serious relationships in general. If you're under 23 it's probably a bad idea to date someone long term (longer than a year and a half) because at some point you're going to want to be with someone else and "sow your wild oats" because you're young and why the fuck not? but if you're in a serious relationship you'll end up hurting the person in some way (whether you break up with them or not). Very few people under 23 seriously wanna settle down and be with the one person they wanna be with for the rest of their lives. You don't wanna meet your husband when you're 17 you wanna have fun
+Tatiana ^_~ So this is what humanity has come down to huh? A whole bunch of people who have no respect for others or their feelings, and would rather "have fun". I hope that all who do this shit die alone and lonely with no one to love.
My dearest friend, I felt the sore pain and rage as I watched this video, I had flashbacks, and oh, let's just say, many years back, I did much worse then what you and your pal thought about.
+NikitaMariia let's just say, don't try'ta take anotha mans woman, and if you're a woman, ohhohooooooo, don't cheat on your man, you might really regret it, i've changed now though, but back then , you screwed me over, and oh, you were getting it twice back, planned out, to make you remember me for life.
Greg Addams Not really a cloning device, we can just make something with identical DNA to the original. Swoozie would have to be raised the same, not just grown.
The same happened to me: my girl chose this other guy over me, and when she gets dumped by him, she comes crawling to me crying. Guess what I said. Yes. Because I'm lonely and her friends are my friends, so I'm in a trap right now. Save me.
Same here brother my girl left me for another guy too and my problem was similar to sWooZie's but we broke up cuz of her mom now I play the waiting game and see if they will brake up.
I hate how some girls do that leave you for someone who clearly just wants to use her then she comes back all like "please take me back it'll never happen agean" and you are trying not to laugh while feeling bad about it yet you don't take her back because you don't trust her anymore
"His car gets jacked up, who's he gonna blame? The dude who lives 9 hours away?"
This man is genius.
Facts ^^^
With them racks ^^
:0
That’s true
Ik
"If you want to break up with me" might be one of the the biggest warning signals I know about...
Right?!
Yeah I learned that shit the hard way
@@DJDing23 same
Never should have stayed with someone who is 9hours away. Kids these days cheat when they live next door to eachother, and you think she gonna stay loyal when she in a different time zone... Hoe Larry Us.
Either you choose me or you lose me.
They're just a bot but I agree
JoeyTheBarber 23 1,000 like
That's Petty.
Best line in the video🤣
@@maya-cr2om how is that petty
Ain’t gonna lie, man. Your story really spoke to me on a personal level. I had a similar incident with my ex-girlfriend when I just graduated from high school back in 2013.
We barely made a month and a half and she started spending some time with my best friend at the time. At first I was okay with it but when it started becoming so frequent to the point where she would not come to my house at all, I pretty much assumed she was cheating. I broke things off and even broke off my friendship with that bastard.
Best decision I’ve ever made in my life. She’s got a baby daddy and she’s struggling financially. As for me, I’m married and my wife and I are living decently.
I'm glad for you, man!
Man, why do people cheat. I just want 1 boyfriend, how tf can people get 2
Then they just randomly ask for a break
No morals
It is probably an evolutionary trait.
Same tho (´Д`|||)
Polyrelationships owo
yo dis dude speaks words of wisdom
Pikachu Gaming 👍🏾
Pikachu Gaming jkndggjgjfhfdfgsfdsgfvjlk
british pikachu I
I bet you she told all her friends that it was YOUR fault that you guys were broken up.
Of course, the cheaters never admit to anything, they're always the victims -_-
savage kitten very true
Ndasuunye "Nobody wants to be the villain, everybody wanna be the victim!"
Prince Furball the Raichu Prince Pikoo the Pikachu Errybody*. Errybody wanna be da victim
Ndasuunye that happens to me
“I ain’t nobody’s plan B. Either you choose me or you lose me”
Yeah I watched the video too. What a coincidence. I hate comments that just repeat what was already said because people didn't know it was funny till you said it right?
Can these comments just stfu, I'm actually starting to get annoyed.
Lol, why y’all commenting and hating on me just cuz I like a quote. Y’all seriously have nothing better to do ?
@@noerselite_ you add nothing to it, you just wrote words from the video, didn't even add commentary to make it a bit different from the other 5+ I saw saying the exact same thing. So really the question is don't you have something better to do? You wrote words from the video and didn't even add nothing to it just to boost your ego, so just stfu.
Sly Fox oh I’m sorry buddy. I didn’t know there was a rule book on how to comment on UA-cam videos. Next time I’ll remember for people like u who get annoyed REAL easily
I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME XD
That’s what i will do
ong
Fax
And that's PERIOD
Nikola Shule d
Never actually been in a relationship, but... why do people cheat? I mean, if you like someone other than your current SO, why not just break up? I don't get it.
As it was shown in the video, "plan B"
I'm not in one either buuuuuut I assume they want both of them. One for their body(A side chick, if you will) and the other for an actual relationship(The main thing). Or they love both. Either way the person being cheated on will probably be hurt.
But you might want to ask a professional. Then again you asked this weeks ago soooo you probably have a answer.
people won't break up because they want both(analogy)pizza and cake.
people aren't just satisfied with having just pizza
for each of us his reason :)
It's simple, like both, love neither. However I agree on breaking up first and I would be a relationship with someone that I care so little that I'd do something like that.
Warren is the type of friend EVERYONE should have!
Rome Alexander Agreed!
Except the fact that he didn't show.
Swoozie*
Rome Alexander !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! ikr!!!!!!!!
Rome Alexander
Friendzoned...
"I ain't nobody's plan B. Either you choose me, or you lose me"-sWooZie
Literally the most relatable quote ever.
i need a warren in my life
Fucking same.
bitch me too!!!
BITCH SAME HERE
One does not simply gets a Warren in life. To be worthy of a Warren means dedicating your life earning it. Either that or you got normal street connections.
Lol
Your boy who randomly so happens to have 2 baseball bats in his truck for this situation
😂
Ur a good friend for making me laugh
Thats a real friend
Thats a g
And ski masks😂😂😂
Tbh, tearing Justin Beibers shirt off and throwing him into a crowd of 13 year old girls would be pretty amusing
Ash 62 I know it would be hilarious
YES.
If I was 13 I would be one of then girls lol
Kiarah Marino
Probably his pants too. That would be so funny 😈
There would be nothing left of him.
"this is not brain science or rocket surgery"
*he is speaking the language of the gods*
2020sucks bruh
-facts-
The gods from dbs feel offended
Warren is my spirit animal...
Leesha Summers lol same
Leesha Summers same XD
Leesha Summers same
Me too my dude
10000000000% SAME THO
"This is not brain science or rocket surgery"
Who else caught that?😂😂😂
Jacob Villalta everyone, and I was dead😂
Me
I know I did!
Jacob Villalta honestly
Joshua Anderson me
Was she still a virgin after that new boy? That would’ve killed me if she gave it up to that fool! But yeah her loss bro!
sometimes a girl needs someone more in her IQ range
But the writing was on the wall.
She definitely wasn't
most likely, tim be like "achievement unlocked," *kicks girl to curb
This is obvious.. they “kissed”the first night of drinks... in Jamaica we all know what happened
Speaking as someone who's been in a relationship for a couple of years, that became a long distance relationship for like 6 years after, unless you have;
1] A bottomless wellspring of patience and understanding.
2] 100% unbreakable trust between both parties. [Which in itself is almost impossible.]
And
3] An unbreakable will of steel to show restraint no matter what.
I do not EVER recommend it.
Challenge accepted :')
@@epicderp6167 Uff bad idea dude. Abort that mission while you still can.
@@epicderp6167 how's it going 😂
this speaks to me on a spiritual level
Huh?
+Gracie Howls I like ur pofile pic
Wow I thought the same thing. It's oddly, well, familiar and upsetting for some reason lol
Chris Dooley
This story hurts to hear dawg. Shit is too real, to relatable.
not gonna lie- it hurt to make a vid at points reliving the story like around 2:30. That was not a fun weekend but def took on the challenge of making it a humorous video head on
Props for pulling it off man.
sWooZie mad respect bro. also surprised you keep in the loop with your videos over 2 years old!
sWooZie Bro, you aint alone mate, I had a girl, and literally, around 2 months of being together She isnt on there no more? if you are out there, Celina, know that i miss you (:
Haze Haberdasher I know right :( it hurts so mcuh
"This ain't no brain science or rocket surgery" that had me dead
Nick Pena I
Broke my phone listening to that
When she came back
Swoozie- *You couldn't live with your own failure, where did that bring you, back to me.. *
Just "Happens" To Have Two Baseball Bats. *laughing ass off*
and these two ski masks
+Bruno de Cunto coincidence? I think not!
+The Nightcore Sisters maybe Tim made them get together so he could jack his car
Bruno de Cunto and a convenient powerpoint
The Nightcore Sisters of the world
"Babe, it's not brain science or rocket surgery" This is why I love sWooZie😂😂💞
OMG 1K LIKES!! THATS AWESOME
Tiffany 109 same lol
Tiffany 109 ikr
You're the first person I've seen that has 3 comments(excluding me) with 1.3k likes!
Jenna_Latulippe fddqqqq got it thanks q
Lovley
My first boyfriend, the love of my life, left me for another girl. He didn't technically cheat on me, but when I found out (and after he confirmed it), I felt like the ugliest, stupidest, most worthless girl in the world. And that girl became a symbol for everything I feared for future relationships.
And then I proceeded to be on and off with him for a year. I am such an idiot.
Don't worry, you may have loved him and all, but just let him go, i'm sure the right person will show up. :)
Krispyy V
Thanks. :)
RealRainbowRapidash the best thing is to ignore him, and if he blames you just be mature. Then he'll feel like a bloody idiot and feel guilty for quite a while. Or just shoot him... : ) (I'm so mean it's great)
Heres some advice that I hope you treasure for the rest of your life. Dont trust anyone. Words of wisdom my friends...words of wisdom. Even the cutest guy you met could just be cloaking himself in riotousness, using you as a tool, playing mind games with you, using you as a puppet. Now time for me to play some call of duty!
...ok interesting point
“My girlfriend’s boyfriend”
Well that just sounds like yourself but with extra steps
I know this video is old, but I don't fucking GET why girls would cheat on their awesome boyfriends, I'm sitting here waiting to fall in love and cherish my man, sadly still 20 and single as fuck.
You'll be fine. Someday you'll find someone to love the heck out of you and you won't even remember what if feels like to be single.
my last name is carter
Kayla Carter Sis..?
+FinalKaioken yes
Carly Carter i'm in highschool and my whole group of friends are stuck in the friend zone even tho we all are very athletic and overall nice and awesome to be around
That day when she confessed to just kissing him she did more than that and btw congrats on 5 million subscribers bro
"It's not brain science or rocket surgery" 😂😂 that's had me dying!!
ditto😂😂
I can't breathe
Hey bae the
How did I not notice this? lmfao XD
XD
“She belongs to the streets”
“Icole”
I can't 😂😂😂
I've been binge watching all these videos this one got me cracking loud 😂😂
ikr
me too
.
Same bruh.. I think half my neighborhood hears me 😂 They're probably like "oh its that white crackhead ass mfer laughing his ass off again... like the past *7 FUCKING HOURS* 😂😂😂😂
Oh, and it's 4:30 AM
That is what you call a best friend. hands down.
honestly, i was in a long distance relationship with a cute and beautiful girl for about a year and we both loved each other very much, then one time she suddenly disapeared for a couple of months then after when she came back and i got to be with her again and few weeks later she decided to cheat on me and come up with a stupid bs reason to do so.
so really, having someone cheat on you is the worst feeling ever but its even worse when they cheat on you with a stupid reason -_-
I know how you feel D: I was in a long distance relationship that last 2 years them, he decide do disapear, then one day I get a message from him on my skype saying that he can't be with me anymore
Fuck those people
yea exactly, i was completely pissed off when my GF came up with a lame and stupid excuse for when she cheated on me. Like she freaking complained about the fact that she was getting tired of me talking about myself when really all i was doing was giving her an update on how my life has been and what ive been up to during the past couple of months she was gone.
DJ Kitsune Driid Don't worry bro ;-; I really know how you feel D: but don't think about that, just keep living and f*ck those people D:
I can empathize with you man. It hurts.
Akira Kurosaki yup, i completely agree
David Cappadoccia yea, it does :(
I AIN’T NOBODY’S PLAN B, EITHER YOU CHOOSE ME OR YOU LOSE ME
I always come back to swoozie after a breakup, this is how I heal, mucho love swoozie xx
Who else noticed that he said "Brain Science and Rocket Surgery" XD
***** I know. I was just asking if anyone noticed
It's fine. Lol
Messeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
ee
+I've Lost My
Mindfuck
I wouldn't say "i ain't no bodys plan b"
1"d strait up say f*** you
Adam Awal
Adam Awale
Adam Awale I would
Anytime you hear the words, "Let's take a break", you know the other person is messing around. ...IJS
Pretty much
7 years ago Swoozie still had a bomb style
People don't quite realize just how fucked up it is to cheat on someone, It scars them emotionally and can cause them to develop trust issues for life. The only solace we can take is knowing that 90% of the time, Karma does it's job.
A bit... exaggerated maybe, for young love. However, I agree. If you feel like cheating, your boy/girl friend probably isn't what you need or want anymore, at least have the decency to break up.
Your videos either crack me up or give perspective that I agree with and I really need to share some of them. That's my goal for today.
My goal is to share one video today. (I felt that I needed to clarify)
1:24 "Brain science or rocket surgery," was that intentional?
Yeah
+The Golden Ninja - It is so obvious that is has to be intentional. Loved that part. XD
yea he says it all the time
Duh. 😑 A writer on point at his creativity! ❤
Yep, he was just joking
“Either you choose me or you lose me”. live by that
"Babe this isn't brain science or rocket surgery" XD lol
XxItMichael GamingXx you I thought I was the only one who peeeped your the goat for this 😂😂
My gf said we need a break this is exactly what she said"I'm so sorry but I need a break and by break I mean we need to break up" I was crying so hard
silent death lol
King Kyro yea that actually happend
silent death sorry buddy
King Kyro it's ok
My car! Noooooooo! *gets hit with a baseball bat*
Lmao
oof
The Trinidadian accent tho. 😂
Yes swooz!
ngl i really like it
seriously who in the right mind who want to cheat on anybody?
ITS NOT FRIXKING CHEATING SHE CAN GO OUT WITH WHOEVER SHE WANTS UNTIL SHE MARRIED
Chloroplast you're a fucking IDIOT.
hormones
...coming from an organism that depends on plants
Chloroplast Your an idiot
I love how he puts his confessions in small text in the bottom of the screen so your most not likely to see it
Similar shit happened in my most recent relationship, which happened to also be my first.
+SSrules1 your comment made my day XD
Same and it happened a few weeks ago, and she was my first too.
Mr. IDGAF *hugs* It's not fair...
same
Mind Surf Thank you. That means a lot to me. ^_^
"We should take a break"
me: "WE WERE ON A BREAK!"
I should stop watching videos of people with a more interesting sexual life than mine
it's getting me depressed
same :/
Illusion Ha true
Illusion lol
i got bats in atlanta
breaking mitsubishis like a badass
He has a good friend. That dude was ready for that car lol!
+Jason SealMan XD
Jason SealMan It's true friendship right there
" I GO HARD IN THE PAINT I BEAT BEEZ IN THE TRAP YOU KNOW IM FROM TRINIDAD AND I AM CRAZY" I died
”My girlfriend’s boyfriend”
Me: confused confusion.
Brain Science. And Rocket Surgery?
Nicely done.
What?
I was on it a few hours ago.
Oh, okay. I'm not sure if you have the game..
Babe!
04:43 I hhope I'm not the only one who knew what he means by that outfit
dude came in like ness xD
xD The ComebackKid
Jessica Corlichsdcghj
lol I know he looks like ness
Sporkl12AJ and Eligamer360 u r bae
Your girlfriends boyfriend. That would be you.
girlfriends other boyfriend
thats the joke
No. Did u even watch the vid b4 commenting.
^lol
+sWooZie lool xD sWooZie u the man xD
Swoozie is literally my most favorite UA-camr he’s literally the greatest youtuber ever
Warren is so savage
Yandory Chan Trinidad for life #dab
Spirited Lemons yup
You need to date Superwoman. END OF SENTENCE. BOOM.
Let me catch my sons girlfriend having another boyfriend.
Hands will be thrown
“you either choose me or you lose me” has been my motto since I was 11. 21 and my peace is out matched thank you swoozie
"I ain't no plan B
You choose me, or you lose me."
Words of wisdom
I ain't nobody's plan B
Either you choose me or you lose me
T - Series why 41 likes???
Boo PewDiePie is better
nigga stfu
T - Series lol!
Pewdiepie is better. Fuck T-Series
How to NOT get cheated on
DONT GET A GIRLFRIEND!! OR HAVE A LOVE LIFE AT ALL!!!
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) YEEEEAAAAHHH!!!!
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) It's not fun being an asexual. It feels like I'm constantly being third wheeled by society. I don't understand why, when you have the option of being normal and happy, you choose to be alone when there are people who have to be alone and are struggling to be happy with it.
Tamar Mack Asexuality is a myth, and a joke for that matters
Tamar Mack lol nobody cares! trust me it's way better being single because you don't have a wife or husband to tell you what to do! plus, NO CHEATING, YOU GET TO GO WHERE YOU WANT, MEET WHOEVER YOU WANT, and i'm just saying, you CAN be in a relation if you want, but trust me it's better being SINGLE.
Mushrambo Kinniku A myth? A joke? You think it's funny that I'm incapable of feeling any sort of attraction to another person?
Katty Kit (ANIMATRONIC) I'm never going to be able to grow old with someone. I can't feel any sexual pleasure at all. Do you realise how awkward that would make things if I ever decided to have children? Maybe you think that because you've been in previous relationships but when you've never felt anything towards anyone you feel like you're missing something.
I’ve been in a situation like this when I was in high school. I was in a relationship with some boy and we had the same math class together, I was a freshman at the time he was either between a sophomore or a junior and when I tried to hug him because I missed him he acted as if he didn’t care. I felt hurt about his reaction and I believe it was a few months or weeks later and I had found out that he cheated on me and I told my little sister about what that jerk had did to me and she comforted me because I was crying and she told me that I should forget about him and move on and I did, and I have someone who was a thousand times 5 better than him and we’ve been together for 5 years
only about 1 in 3 people who watched this have subbed
Jokes on YOU. >:D I was subbed BEFORE I watched this!!!!
I AM ALREADY SUBBED
microsoft office already subbed
i subbed after reading this comment
He said Brain Science and Rocket Surgery XD
Joeuan P. Calayo MOMMY I WANNA BE A ROCKET SURGEON WHEN I GROW UP
Cupcakes, Flowers, and Evil LOL!!!!
Hmm... You weren't her plan b... You were her plan A and her plan C. C, as a backup to plan B, which was a backup to plan A, you.
Adam D Enter Fortnite 200 iq sticker here
what
@@vyastrebova3447 you wouldn't under stand only a genius can read this but to make it, this person's IQ must be... OVER 9000
Adam D complications
The only phrase that truly stuck with me for 9 years "Either you choose me or you lose me, I ain't nobody's plan B"
"Brain science or rocket surgery". Hehe I like that.
+Leah Perkins ikr
xD
Yeah it's my new motto
Leah Perkins I'm so going to use this.
Babe! This is not Brain Science or Rocket Surgery.... Like if you see the error..
It was on purpose
That's the joke lol. He tries to sound smart but ends up sounding dumb.
this is not brain surgery or rocket science
Omg that took a while..
+joella alcide UR AN IDIOT ITS A JOKE
Warren seems awesome
do you wanna join the crew of tacos
+taco Sure. By the way, what's the crew of tacos?
The O Taco the crew of tacos are my subscribers. And my name
Ikr
+taco crew yasss can I
This is a weird break up text
Knock knock
Who’s there
Single
Single who
Single you
Knock knock
Who s there
You can't
You can't who
YOU CAN'T REPLY TO THIS PERSON ANYMORE(learn more)
Knock knock
Who’s there
Not me, b-yatch
Ahhh yes the dreaded we should take a break. Allow me to translate what it means based on personal past experience & what I have seen with my friends.
What she says: "We should take a break. "
Translation: "I want to go off and 'not cheat' with this person I have been secretly flirting with and fantasizing about behind your back. "
What she says: "I'm young, and still want to have fun."
Translation: "I don't want a serious relationship right now but want to keep you on the back burner so I have someone stable to get with after I have partied & dated a bunch of guys who are not husband material but I thought were hot."
Yes I am exaggerating but not by much. Sadly every girl I have ever heard say we should take a break whether it's to me, one of my friends, or to their boyfriend they said that because they already had someone else they wanted to get with guilt free.
So good for you swoozie on your being nobody's plan B motto. :)
laucorn123 True, but that's just the problem with young people being in serious relationships in general. If you're under 23 it's probably a bad idea to date someone long term (longer than a year and a half) because at some point you're going to want to be with someone else and "sow your wild oats" because you're young and why the fuck not? but if you're in a serious relationship you'll end up hurting the person in some way (whether you break up with them or not).
Very few people under 23 seriously wanna settle down and be with the one person they wanna be with for the rest of their lives. You don't wanna meet your husband when you're 17 you wanna have fun
+Tatiana ^_~ So this is what humanity has come down to huh? A whole bunch of people who have no respect for others or their feelings, and would rather "have fun". I hope that all who do this shit die alone and lonely with no one to love.
Pause at 4:46. He is literally Ness from Earthbound!
Never High-FiveACactus ikr
Never High-FiveACactus no shit sherlock
Yeah... EVERYONE CAN SEE THAT
0:23 “we hired this new guy at our office named Tim”, lovin the voice
I love these animated stories, please keep doing more!
My dearest friend, I felt the sore pain and rage as I watched this video, I had flashbacks, and oh, let's just say, many years back, I did much worse then what you and your pal thought about.
I see.
EXPLAIN PLEASE.
o,o oh my
+NikitaMariia let's just say, don't try'ta take anotha mans woman, and if you're a woman, ohhohooooooo, don't cheat on your man, you might really regret it, i've changed now though, but back then , you screwed me over, and oh, you were getting it twice back, planned out, to make you remember me for life.
GedaliahBenIsrael Honestly really inspirational man.
And how many did you kill then?
Can someone please make a cloning device and clone swoozie so every girl on earth can have one?!? ❤️💙💚
And guys so we can all have good laughs
We already have a cloning device, all we deed is a age modifier
Greg Addams Not really a cloning device, we can just make something with identical DNA to the original. Swoozie would have to be raised the same, not just grown.
Alfred F. Jones Wait, you mean if Chuck norris ''Clones'' himself and grows himself up, his son is himself?
No.
0:20 WHY ISNT ANYONE TALKING ABOUT HOW OLD THE MAP IS?!?!?!
I have a friend just like Warren 😂
shii im like warren but 100x crazier😂
I'd like to but I'm lonely
I am that friend
Good Swoozie. Did the right thing.
The same happened to me: my girl chose this other guy over me, and when she gets dumped by him, she comes crawling to me crying. Guess what I said. Yes. Because I'm lonely and her friends are my friends, so I'm in a trap right now. Save me.
You say: I ain't anybodies plan B, you either choose me, or you loose me!
Best fucking comeback.
Exploding Cheese Thank you for "not" copying the creator of this video's joke :D
ShardTnt
I just like the sound of it :P
Lol same here but i was friendzoned
Same here brother my girl left me for another guy too and my problem was similar to sWooZie's but we broke up cuz of her mom now I play the waiting game and see if they will brake up.
"This aint brain science or rocket surgery" LMFAO
i feel sorry for you man, i hated it when guys cheated on me.
True that sister
Dude got his Earthbound on 4:43.
lol ikr
Omg lol xD
true dat
right!
PK THUNDER!!!!
Did you really cosplay as Ness
倉敷市レイ I'm glad someone else noticed he was dressed as Ness
James Price Oh god let's hope he wasn't planning on using the Casey Bat to beat Tim's car.
倉敷市レイ this is the best comment on here.
Thanks hun
James Price I did to. :-:
I am such a huge fan of your Work Swoozie . Animation is on point, your content is Superb .Keep up the Amazing Work ... all the way from South Africa
"Either you choose me or you lose me" -Swoozie 😂😂😂😂👍
Jose Vargas best Quote evah
I totally relate to warren
I hate how some girls do that leave you for someone who clearly just wants to use her then she comes back all like "please take me back it'll never happen agean" and you are trying not to laugh while feeling bad about it yet you don't take her back because you don't trust her anymore
RBxA 21 That's true brah, but i had stupid friends who still take them back boy/girl after their partners cheated on them, smh
So true
warren be like “did i come in at a bad time”
OML this is HILARIOUS!!!!!!! Y'all don't need Netflix when you got this UA-cam Channel
"u mad a wah boii" 😂 thank god im jamaicsn
I ain't anyone's plan B. You either choose me or you lose me. Hahaahhahahaa
Saw that coming 30 seconds in Warren is literally my older brother
ArE YoU sUrE aBoUt ThAt?
we should take a break is what happened to me with my gf
Sorry about that
Sorryyy
RUBEN ESPINOZA I
Damn. Sorry my dude
SAME.