Confessions of a Disney Employee

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  • @kailalynn3608
    @kailalynn3608 6 років тому +5361

    this is still the most iconic video ever

    • @arbitrarylib
      @arbitrarylib 4 роки тому +13

      Mhm.

    • @Phrate
      @Phrate 4 роки тому +6

      Not even close

    • @tradmud5285
      @tradmud5285 4 роки тому +14

      Shut the fuck up karen

    • @aprillynx_
      @aprillynx_ 4 роки тому +15

      Phrate no one asked

    • @Phrate
      @Phrate 4 роки тому +7

      April Masias no one needed to

  • @jazmin6973
    @jazmin6973 5 років тому +1934

    "im eating french toast *F O R N O R E A S O N* " gets me every time LMAO

    • @Neezy2
      @Neezy2 5 років тому

      😂😂😂

    • @Bretkane
      @Bretkane 4 роки тому +10

      why do u need a reason to eat french toast 😂

    • @WolfyRed
      @WolfyRed 10 місяців тому

      💀

  • @suranda.
    @suranda. 4 роки тому +3235

    its crazy how 9 years later this is still so enteraining
    edit: ik its a decade now still a really good video tho

  • @abelmoreno4836
    @abelmoreno4836 4 роки тому +963

    This is arguably the video that started story time animation. Swoozie inspired Domics, and Domics inspired the story time animation creators. Swoozie is the absolute OG.

  • @colinmadison6005
    @colinmadison6005 5 років тому +1155

    I love the fact that anyone could have just stood there for three hours hating life or walked away sad but Adande ate a bunch of free food and found friends and went on rides with them.

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому +16

      Yeah Swoozie is the 🐐

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 3 роки тому +6

      *[Modern problems require outstanding moves.]*

    • @collinnear3570
      @collinnear3570 3 роки тому +1

      your name is inferior due to the one less L

    • @colinmadison6005
      @colinmadison6005 3 роки тому +6

      @@collinnear3570 contrariwise i conserve and maximize usage of each letter rather than stacking them carelessly

    • @they_fw_lei
      @they_fw_lei 3 роки тому +2

      @@colinmadison6005 PREACH 👑

  • @thekat2784
    @thekat2784 5 років тому +4646

    "I stole this loaf of bread 'cause i'm poor, and guess what"
    *you're poor too*
    I felt that

    • @abubakrakram6208
      @abubakrakram6208 5 років тому +49

      Probably the most underrated quote in the entire video.

    • @deadmemeisboomer9329
      @deadmemeisboomer9329 4 роки тому +8

      Same

    • @tmasst07
      @tmasst07 4 роки тому +4

      hollered

    • @troopercollins4712
      @troopercollins4712 4 роки тому +8

      2020 financial covid19 crisis predicted. we could have stoped this but what scientist watches sWooZie

    • @evamaylang2932
      @evamaylang2932 4 роки тому +4

      That is so relatable right now I have no clothes that fit me and I’m not even allowed to buy any online because my mom said SAVE IT so I’m like “bruh” i may as well be walking about naked my clothes are that small 😂

  • @shaun6288
    @shaun6288 8 років тому +1959

    I died when he called you adamantium

  • @Oniloz
    @Oniloz 4 роки тому +370

    ''Here's my myspace" Ohhh so this is olddd

    • @tyesharichardson7163
      @tyesharichardson7163 4 роки тому +13

      I Know right I was so confused until I looked at how long ago this was 😂😂😂😭

  • @vizthex
    @vizthex 8 років тому +2517

    "Adamantium, come with me" - That Manager, 2011
    10/10 Best Pronunciation Ever.

  • @Skaz1hiphop
    @Skaz1hiphop 6 років тому +2789

    isn't it true the disney character actors aren't allowed to break character ever? no matter what?

    • @buckymylovelover6051
      @buckymylovelover6051 6 років тому +115

      Skaz 1 Yes

    • @jonsnor4313
      @jonsnor4313 6 років тому +316

      The the alladin dude was just doing his job. Its likely easier for him to method act than to go crazy.

    • @deven5296
      @deven5296 5 років тому +28

      Skaz 1 Yes they would anyways because it takes a HEK lot of time and practice to become a character actor.

    • @Horrorbotyt
      @Horrorbotyt 5 років тому +169

      If Disney princesses are caught not smiling they get fired. My older cousin used to work as Tinkerbell then got fired for "scowling"

    • @garndnisher5860
      @garndnisher5860 5 років тому +11

      Yes

  • @Mask60YT
    @Mask60YT 6 років тому +783

    I just like how the 8:30 sign is on his fridge

    • @mirrin1135
      @mirrin1135 5 років тому +4

      Anaya Warren I’m watching it on a Samsung smart fridge!

    • @edwardm-j8133
      @edwardm-j8133 5 років тому +1

      Spotted that as well lol

    • @mirrin1135
      @mirrin1135 5 років тому +1

      Edward M-J lol

    • @dashlee6042
      @dashlee6042 5 років тому +1

      😂 that had me dying

    • @zojirushi1
      @zojirushi1 3 роки тому

      Yep 😂

  • @CUPCAKEPLAYZ-r6c
    @CUPCAKEPLAYZ-r6c 4 роки тому +299

    "Dude, you're like 38." Everybody felt that

    • @yeahboy172
      @yeahboy172 Місяць тому

      Now he ismore like 70

  • @doelcam
    @doelcam 9 років тому +6795

    What kind of high school has the money to rent out an entire Disney park???

    • @Mysterious_Mr.C4
      @Mysterious_Mr.C4 9 років тому +967

      A private one with rich people?

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 9 років тому +729

      +doelcam Fundraisers. A lot of fucking fundraisers. My schools band and choir students go every year lol.

    • @Lmancoolj
      @Lmancoolj 9 років тому +289

      It's normally a bunch of highschools and its later in the day, we did it at universal and islands of adventure from 5-3 in the morning

    • @mialee2216
      @mialee2216 9 років тому +149

      +Shawn Winchester All the fundraisers I've ever had at my school literally go into their pockets. We were supposed to go to Camp Keep but they said we didn't raise enough money but we raised more money than last year's class and they went ;-;

    • @Aj-sn1dp
      @Aj-sn1dp 9 років тому +123

      Have you tried talking to the school board and your district? What they're doing is illegal. You could even try sending a letter to your governor and have your city take care of it. I'm really sorry

  • @Evangames093
    @Evangames093 9 років тому +519

    I went to Hollywood Studios yesterday, didn't see any 8:30 shows at Indiana Jones.

    • @pokecrafter1031
      @pokecrafter1031 9 років тому +13

      IM GOING NEXT WEEK CANT WAIT TO GO AND SEE IT

    • @RomiWynn
      @RomiWynn 9 років тому +1

      Pokecrafter10 See it while it lasts its being removed soon.

    • @caseyonsnapchat6530
      @caseyonsnapchat6530 9 років тому +1

      DoritosAreMLG cause he stole them /s

    • @Evangames093
      @Evangames093 9 років тому +11

      Disney is rich, wouldn't they replace it?

    • @NathanWeber
      @NathanWeber 9 років тому +17

      DoritosAreMLG They probably thought it was their idea and went with the schedule change.

  • @DoctorFashion
    @DoctorFashion 10 років тому +3154

    LOL i work at Disneyland in California! all of us castmember seen this video and was laughin! we experience the same thing aha!

    • @bamboocarver
      @bamboocarver 6 років тому +25

      The employees steal stuff!!!

    • @krystalsivongsak5421
      @krystalsivongsak5421 6 років тому +5

      BritxBrat2Fashion NOOOOO fair sounds so awesome😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣

    • @distortionss645
      @distortionss645 6 років тому +6

      Who do/did you dress up as or where you just like an employee that dresses normally

    • @YouFallenforit
      @YouFallenforit 6 років тому +5

      I thought they were going to murder that kid and then they thought they were just going to make him disappear then he did it himself LOL

    • @YouFallenforit
      @YouFallenforit 6 років тому +2

      I think he stated very briefly that he worked as ride safety specials

  • @abbyy.7496
    @abbyy.7496 5 років тому +728

    I've watched this 30 times not exaggerating and this is the first time I've noticed that the Indiana Jones times were 8:29 bc the 8:30's were gone 😂

  • @thatonekid1732
    @thatonekid1732 8 років тому +2749

    I'm at Hollywood studios rn, just checked, still no 8:30 shows...

  • @quiche6936
    @quiche6936 8 років тому +1643

    omg he still has the 8:30 indiana jones thing on his fridge 😂

  • @doggonimousdoggo6849
    @doggonimousdoggo6849 3 роки тому +246

    sWooZie: "So, i started going late, and stealing"
    Also SwooZie: "idk why my managers hated me, weird"

    • @dragonflarefrog1424
      @dragonflarefrog1424 Рік тому +22

      Well he said they hated him before he started intentionally violating policy.

    • @Namenotfound590
      @Namenotfound590 Рік тому +10

      They hated him before he started stealing and arriving late

    • @sor3999
      @sor3999 Рік тому +6

      @@dragonflarefrog1424 When people hate you for seemingly no reason, you just go and give them one because we're all nice like that from stopping them from looking crazy for hating for no reason.

  • @lv.100latios3
    @lv.100latios3 5 років тому +105

    Can we just stop and admire Swoozie's singing voice and how much he sounds like Aladdin.

  • @SouthernBelleReviews
    @SouthernBelleReviews 6 років тому +755

    I laughed so hard when he starts singing Aladdin's song because of the employee getting so into character, "Gotta keep one jump ahead of the law men." Laughing so hard!

  • @Zeldafan1ify
    @Zeldafan1ify 8 років тому +256

    Okay I'm quitting my job right now and joining the Disney gang if at least for one year to experience this epic-ness.
    FREE FOOD 5EVER

  • @e-girlkaia7524
    @e-girlkaia7524 6 років тому +1969

    Ok, I have one question, how rich was that highschool?!

  • @PDOGSHOTU
    @PDOGSHOTU 6 років тому +290

    I watched this video all the way back in 2011 and today I started my first day at Indiana jones, it’s crazy how things work out

    • @tampatony7821
      @tampatony7821 5 років тому +5

      How u liking it???

    • @PDOGSHOTU
      @PDOGSHOTU 5 років тому +6

      Tony Montana I can’t imagine working anywhere else!

    • @AlecG008
      @AlecG008 5 років тому +18

      @@PDOGSHOTU oh you're one of those workers

    • @PDOGSHOTU
      @PDOGSHOTU 5 років тому +5

      onfireepicman yea!

    • @comicsarethebest8626
      @comicsarethebest8626 5 років тому +4

      @@PDOGSHOTU so you like it?

  • @cola2538
    @cola2538 9 років тому +578

    I like how the 8:30 shows are on Adande's fridge.

  • @ZenitaDee
    @ZenitaDee 9 років тому +61

    I loved how in character the cosplayers were. Naveen was so on point, The voice, the look, the personality. My inner child squealed. Ariel and I had a good ten minute conversation. XD

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop 9 років тому +3

      Yeah. Their trained to stay in character no matter what. I remember when I met Anna, she was just as silly as the Anna in the movie. She said that she loved my sandals and was going on about how Olaf had been telling her that he really wants to wear sandals, but it would never really work. So then she said, "I guess snowmen weren't meant to wear sandals." So then I said, "well snowmen weren't meant to be in summer either." And she and the cameraman laughed and she said that's true too. XD When it isn't close to their break, they are the best! (Since the workers drag the characters away when it's time for a break, or to go somewhere else)

    • @PlatyPro12
      @PlatyPro12 9 років тому

      +Brianna Chiavetta THERE WAS A CAMERA MAN FILMING YOU? o.o

    • @Emisop
      @Emisop 9 років тому

      +PlatyPro12 No. The camera man took photos for the Disney Photo Pass thing.

    • @PlatyPro12
      @PlatyPro12 9 років тому

      Brianna Chiavetta Oh. Makes more sense now :p

  • @GhxstKoi
    @GhxstKoi 7 років тому +159

    I love how the 8:30 magnet is on his fridge

  • @carolyngracemarie
    @carolyngracemarie 5 років тому +54

    This video is iconic I’ve seen it def like ten times by now. A great moment in UA-cam history. I remember when I went to Disney World Orlando 6 years back my brother and I were so excited to see the 8:30 magnets still missing at the Indiana Jones show, haha great memories!

  • @NumberD2000
    @NumberD2000 8 років тому +437

    i love how he has the 8:30 magnet on his fridge

    • @vincedevour2545
      @vincedevour2545 8 років тому

      when?

    • @NumberD2000
      @NumberD2000 8 років тому

      +HoodGirl at the end of the video

    • @vincedevour2545
      @vincedevour2545 8 років тому

      +NumberD2000 oh, yeah haha, thanks ^^

    • @NumberD2000
      @NumberD2000 8 років тому

      No problem. :)

    • @disincor
      @disincor 8 років тому +11

      Also when he talks about there being only two shows for indiana jones before he sneaks into the highschool crowd there's an 8:29 show

  • @lizzieluv23
    @lizzieluv23 2 роки тому +47

    Almost 2023 and this video came to mind because i just traveled and visited that park 😂 Had to see this video again, Adande you are awesome!! Merry Christmas 🎄

  • @golfgaming3193
    @golfgaming3193 5 років тому +75

    *I love how at the end you see the eight thirty magnet on his fridge*

  • @jnels2007
    @jnels2007 Рік тому +30

    As a former Disney World employee (2007-2008) I can confirm this is EXACTLY what working at Disney World is like

  • @joshuaryu1791
    @joshuaryu1791 10 років тому +2086

    there was a disney ad right before dis -.-

    • @JWJoshuaPlaysKK
      @JWJoshuaPlaysKK 10 років тому

      agreed

    • @lov3lygh0st25
      @lov3lygh0st25 10 років тому +14

      Right... Yah uh... Some ppl dont get the same ads as chu. Sooo... ._. Yaaaah... I got a Olive Gardens commercial before the video.

    • @Apollo-mn9wq
      @Apollo-mn9wq 10 років тому +5

      I didn't get one at all....

    • @TheJackerzCrackerz
      @TheJackerzCrackerz 10 років тому

      i got a real estate ad for Sydney...

    • @jacobcornell2981
      @jacobcornell2981 10 років тому +4

      I got a batman commercial

  • @drac27
    @drac27 8 років тому +301

    I lost my shit when I saw the 8:30 p.m. show magnet on his fridge at the end

  • @lexiemcghee9431
    @lexiemcghee9431 8 років тому +363

    I love the 8:30 magnet sitting on the fridge. Was I the only one that noticed?

    • @mikeb1085
      @mikeb1085 8 років тому

      What time?

    • @NvieaSarriha
      @NvieaSarriha 8 років тому +3

      +Mike B 11:16

    • @mikeb1085
      @mikeb1085 8 років тому

      ***** lol.Thanks for the help

    • @zenlocke6769
      @zenlocke6769 8 років тому

      Wrong you're not the first one to notice because if you look in the comment section you'll find someone who noticed it a mounts ago

    • @Xxskull5xX
      @Xxskull5xX 8 років тому +4

      He didn't say he was the first one he asked a question :/

  • @quill404
    @quill404 5 років тому +78

    Guys the high schools all rent it out together for the seniors on grad night. My school used to go to Disneyland every year until some kids did something bad so now we gotta go to Universal Studios ;( tragic, I know. But yeah you get to stay there until like 2am and this last year they even got Marshmello to preform.

    • @nicchauvin1096
      @nicchauvin1096 4 роки тому +6

      It's not just a grad bash. In Orlando, there are some super-rich private schools that will rent out the parks just for their kids.

    • @aidenaidenen7728
      @aidenaidenen7728 3 роки тому +3

      Richie

  • @shyfire15
    @shyfire15 9 років тому +302

    Im just cracking up so bad now cause the 8:30 magnet was on his fridge. LMAO

    • @pundziusavril
      @pundziusavril 9 років тому +1

      +shyfire15 Ahahaha just notices xDD

    • @yourmotherdoesntloveyou
      @yourmotherdoesntloveyou 9 років тому +4

      What's 8:30

    • @shyfire15
      @shyfire15 9 років тому +14

      +Paddy McDaddy The magnent he stole... It was on his fridge.. thats what time it said.

    • @JassonNation
      @JassonNation 9 років тому +1

      +shyfire15 AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @augustshorey2880
      @augustshorey2880 9 років тому

      DAT kid jumpen out da window dow

  • @zzcolby27
    @zzcolby27 6 років тому +128

    God I remember this video.
    Old yt memories

  • @briannay.329
    @briannay.329 8 років тому +358

    OMG he actually stole the 8:30 magnet😂😂!

    • @nigelclayton4029
      @nigelclayton4029 7 років тому

      Maple Apple 🍎 a new black suit in his hair for the first day on this day is the best way he is to be the one to go with a good husband to be my best friends for the first year and a half a day and

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 7 років тому +2

      Mr Aadyn clapping and more it's 11:08

    • @raiden...
      @raiden... 7 років тому

      troubled c

  • @Dianecites
    @Dianecites 5 років тому +68

    What kind of job makes you work in character and smiles for 8 hours?
    Me: Cries in Starbucks with "customer connections" while corporate slowly kills our mental sanity. :)

  • @CommissarMitch
    @CommissarMitch 8 років тому +53

    "One, I'm re-hiring myself"
    Pretty much me when I was an intern at a library. Long story short; free buffet.

  • @somestingyontheinternet683
    @somestingyontheinternet683 6 років тому +398

    Boss Mickey wants to speak with you

    • @alexceous
      @alexceous 5 років тому +18

      (In mickey voice) Well, well, well.

    • @thelunaticcultist5157
      @thelunaticcultist5157 5 років тому +4

      This job is mine.

    • @christiniakollar8397
      @christiniakollar8397 4 роки тому +3

      (In Mickey voice) well well we can,t have this. Pulls lever into a giant pool of money guarded by dogs and the money kraken .

    • @chaosdude2345
      @chaosdude2345 4 роки тому +1

      Accept?
      >Yes No

  • @Uniquenameosaurus
    @Uniquenameosaurus 10 років тому +2152

    11:08
    One day people are going to show up to Swoozies fridge looking for the show after like, 5 years of searching.

    • @bug5460
      @bug5460 7 років тому +3

      Uniquenameosaurus yeet

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 7 років тому +2

      Uniquenameosaurus OMG THANK YOU ALL THESE DUMBASSES ARE SHOWING ME A DIFFERENT TIME

    • @bug5460
      @bug5460 7 років тому +3

      They weren’t showing u a different time it’s just the magnet said 8 :30 on it so it automatically goes like a link to the time 8:30 ☺️

    • @bug5460
      @bug5460 7 років тому

      Uniquenameosaurus love your name

    • @vannesaaaaa
      @vannesaaaaa 7 років тому +1

      Claire Farina Thank you so much I'm subbing

  • @cdawg1cdawg165
    @cdawg1cdawg165 Рік тому +15

    I loved this series when it came out, definately a big childhood memory

  • @Lylac
    @Lylac 10 років тому +315

    You guys
    I am on a mission to become a disney employee when I'm older now
    Thanks xD

    • @armadillolover99
      @armadillolover99 10 років тому +2

      Cool story. Here's a cookie. ts4.mm.bing.net/th?id=HN.608050520665099839&pid=15.1&H=147&W=160

    • @Sabrina-ln3sz
      @Sabrina-ln3sz 10 років тому +2

      Ezra Sitt
      Hmmmmmmmmm...
      I call virus.

    • @3ironingots37
      @3ironingots37 10 років тому

      I know right!!!!!!

    • @chloelovesfurby3136
      @chloelovesfurby3136 10 років тому +2

      disney is satanic for kids

    • @3ironingots37
      @3ironingots37 10 років тому +3

      When I was ages 1-9 I went there once per year and im going there this year in june :D DISNEY SHALL NEVER BE SATANIC.

  • @schradeya
    @schradeya 8 років тому +971

    I'm eating french toast... _for no reason_!

    • @lilab151
      @lilab151 8 років тому +1

      I'm eating cereal

    • @bananasurgery5397
      @bananasurgery5397 8 років тому +4

      +Tiger stripes I'm eating live birds

    • @sparkleshine1420
      @sparkleshine1420 8 років тому +2

      I'm eating din din right now

    • @callie6897
      @callie6897 8 років тому +6

      I'm eating a dead body

    • @lilab151
      @lilab151 8 років тому +8

      +Callie well that escalated quickly

  • @nomduclavier
    @nomduclavier 8 років тому +25

    I love that he waited three months for that. That's dedication.

  • @orchidflower694
    @orchidflower694 3 місяці тому +4

    Still watching this after 13 years. ❤

  • @blumonster3804
    @blumonster3804 8 років тому +820

    Never in my entire life have I been to Disney and I really wanna go😭😭😭

    • @pocopoco2231
      @pocopoco2231 8 років тому +11

      FINALLY IM NOT THE ONLY ONE THAT NEVER WENT TO DISNEYLAND

    • @tokeablunt
      @tokeablunt 8 років тому

      NotCreepy Jacob Me too I Havent Went..😭

    • @annieo.3818
      @annieo.3818 8 років тому +11

      I feel bad for you guys because Disneyland/Disney World is amazing! both are fun and great to spend family time

    • @awesomewhiteguy
      @awesomewhiteguy 8 років тому +5

      Blumonster the castle isn't as big as it looks

    • @aidanli5033
      @aidanli5033 7 років тому +1

      Same

  • @trebaelyan2350
    @trebaelyan2350 10 років тому +50

    Did you just say "My Kids Might Be Obeast?" I Love the word you just made.

    • @BluesteelNoob
      @BluesteelNoob 10 років тому +2

      Obese

    • @trebaelyan2350
      @trebaelyan2350 10 років тому +3

      Joshua DeFreece Listen at 9:39 he says Obeast. lul.

    • @ococircusboy
      @ococircusboy 10 років тому +2

      That's how i first thought it sounded, then I thought
      Obesed ! That made more sense.

    • @UnusualDean14
      @UnusualDean14 10 років тому +1

      He actually said "obese'd"

    • @trebaelyan2350
      @trebaelyan2350 10 років тому

      awertt no it sounds better as Obeast.

  • @jacobmartin8332
    @jacobmartin8332 6 років тому +495

    ALL of the 8:30 signs are gone. My gosh, I can’t stop laughing.

    • @echooom
      @echooom 6 років тому +9

      when I went to disney they diden't have any 8: 30 signs

    • @thehippodude7042
      @thehippodude7042 5 років тому +15

      11:09

    • @thebudyentertainmentchanne8845
      @thebudyentertainmentchanne8845 5 років тому +8

      He even drew in an 8:29 sign in a later frame! And had an 8:30 sign on his fridge in the end

  • @sstofsofficial1416
    @sstofsofficial1416 Місяць тому +2

    Swoozie birthed this genre of videos.
    Put some respect on his name. TO THIS DAY

  • @wtfisaesthetic5263
    @wtfisaesthetic5263 6 років тому +70

    "you cant give some black people power"
    I died xD
    2:27

  • @negativejam2188
    @negativejam2188 8 років тому +11

    I love the 8:30 pm magnet on the white board in the end.

  • @TheLinnsen
    @TheLinnsen 7 років тому +93

    Loved it when he called you Adamantium. Made my day! 😂😂👌🏻

  • @etoileentertainment4680
    @etoileentertainment4680 5 років тому +47

    HE SAID HERE'S MY MYSPACE!! I'M WHEEZING!! 2019 LOVES YOU SWOOZIE!!

  • @OrigenalDarkMew
    @OrigenalDarkMew 8 років тому +30

    "gunna use my better judgment and NOT draw anything here" good call.

  • @amberthornton2453
    @amberthornton2453 6 років тому +13

    This video is what started my love for swoozie! I randomly found this video, I found the one after that, and then it became a Swoozie marathon. No regrets!

  • @marvinjohnson1776
    @marvinjohnson1776 10 років тому +55

    I was just at MGM and I asked the guy (with a clipboard) outside of Indiana Jones why there were no more 8:30 showtimes. He goes, "That's not true, we NEVER had any 8:30 showtimes here, that guy on youtube is fake, he's a liar."

    • @DragonSlayerBrick
      @DragonSlayerBrick 10 років тому +45

      lol he has the 8:30 magnet on his fridge

    • @onedirectioninfection1624
      @onedirectioninfection1624 10 років тому +24

      Maybe he started working at Disney after Adande quit?

    • @ihatenjoi
      @ihatenjoi 10 років тому +4

      They definitely did.

    • @DazzleBling
      @DazzleBling 10 років тому +19

      This video was posted in 2011 it's 2015 now I think they would replace it

    • @tan89284
      @tan89284 9 років тому +1

      Well when you watch Adande's video that draw his life and he tells about his life, it sounds like hes really old now, like as if he worked at disney in the early 2000's...

  • @limecrewmate4581
    @limecrewmate4581 4 роки тому +90

    Swoozie: I was not in the right mood
    Snitch:*taping his foot* ADAAAANDEEEE

    • @limecrewmate4581
      @limecrewmate4581 4 роки тому +1

      Does any body get the jojo part 2 speeedwaaaaagoon

    • @teacupcarson4603
      @teacupcarson4603 3 роки тому +2

      @@limecrewmate4581 I apologize for answering comment being 2 years tardy. But, yes I understood your reference of culture.

  • @AstroPsych_
    @AstroPsych_ 8 років тому +118

    I was sent here by a slowly rolling horse.

  • @thatonestar7978
    @thatonestar7978 8 років тому +241

    So wait at Disney you have to smile all the time is that true. I would go crazy

    • @catgodswim
      @catgodswim 8 років тому +27

      I don't smile at all, ever.

    • @thatonestar7978
      @thatonestar7978 7 років тому +1

      Redstone Pro hahaha Omg lol

    • @sloosb
      @sloosb 7 років тому +10

      Magic Tooky Tocan that's why my friend's mom was the evil queen

    • @olidon96
      @olidon96 7 років тому +7

      You could work at the tower of terror. It's the only ride in the park where the employees don't have to smile lol

    • @carolinearellano9707
      @carolinearellano9707 7 років тому +4

      Magic Tooky Tocan the tower of terror and the haunted mansion are probably are the only places I would survive at

  • @swanni8209
    @swanni8209 8 років тому +984

    I see dat 8:30 pm sign boi. The thug life chose you, treasure it.

  • @beegsquare4123
    @beegsquare4123 3 місяці тому +5

    it’s literally tradition to rewatch all these vids b4 I go to the Disney parks😭

  • @hyperdrivepics
    @hyperdrivepics 9 років тому +266

    Aladdin sounds like Rick from Rick and Morty here.

  • @Redsoxkid629
    @Redsoxkid629 11 років тому +108

    Lol, the 8:30 show magnet is on his fridge at the end xD!

    • @kingstorm44
      @kingstorm44 11 років тому +1

      lolololololololol

    • @Redsoxkid629
      @Redsoxkid629 11 років тому +10

      I actually got a top comment on a video. And it's on SWooZie's. OYUS! I wonder if he's gunna read it :D!

    • @509blackwolf
      @509blackwolf 10 років тому

      I was just about it say that and I'm glad I'm not the only one who saw that!!

  • @twin8859
    @twin8859 8 років тому +216

    Who came back to this video

  • @EverydayMusician
    @EverydayMusician 4 місяці тому +5

    I was quoting this video yesterday, so I had to come back and watch it again.

  • @moonlightwolfia7045
    @moonlightwolfia7045 8 років тому +177

    at 11:04 minutes in you can see that he still has the 8:30 p.m. sign from Disney when he stole it from Disney when he worked there😂

  • @shylothebeekiller
    @shylothebeekiller 10 років тому +50

    "we need you to kidnap the prim minister's daughter.............
    ........tonight"
    lmfao

    • @aania5857
      @aania5857 10 років тому

      OMG IT'S INDIANA JONES

  • @freddsolid7290
    @freddsolid7290 9 років тому +196

    9:41 "My kids might be OBEAST" 😐

    • @JobroskiSwaqqman
      @JobroskiSwaqqman 9 років тому +1

      I mean he did cheat in high school, so he probably didn't do so well in English.

    • @taylorhoward8879
      @taylorhoward8879 9 років тому +1

      John Elwood its supposed to be a play on words, he meant to say the beast.(: I hear people say it a lot here too.

    • @edenmoyal8323
      @edenmoyal8323 9 років тому +6

      I thought he meant "obesed" as in "made obese"

    • @JobroskiSwaqqman
      @JobroskiSwaqqman 9 років тому

      Taylor Howard i was also joking

    • @edennaureckas3115
      @edennaureckas3115 9 років тому +1

      +Eden Moyal Name twins 😊

  • @zogbogbean2464
    @zogbogbean2464 8 місяців тому +3

    This video is so fucking good. Ugh it just feels so atmospheric. Like it feels as if I’m on a trip to Disney just that excitement.

  • @stephaniea1118
    @stephaniea1118 8 років тому +149

    Lmaooo the Aladdin at the beginning I'm done 😂😂😂

  • @TiffanyinOklahoma
    @TiffanyinOklahoma 7 років тому +171

    You're storytelling is the best.

    • @colinwrye
      @colinwrye 6 років тому +6

      *your

    • @Devo57
      @Devo57 6 років тому +2

      Hopping on the Your bandwagon with *your

  • @nathanmack1734
    @nathanmack1734 8 років тому +105

    At the end you can see the 8:30 magnet

  • @mati.the.friend
    @mati.the.friend 3 роки тому +5

    This video is 10 years old now. So nostalgic. Thank you Swooz.

  • @AngryDuck143
    @AngryDuck143 6 років тому +221

    I'm watching this before I go to Disney😂😂

  • @sheemie
    @sheemie 8 років тому +405

    Did you hear about the guy whose whole left side was cut off? He's all right now.

    • @marissavanderschmidt8069
      @marissavanderschmidt8069 8 років тому +3

      Hahhahahagahgagagahagghahahahgagahahahhahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahgahagahhagahahgahhahagagaggagahhahhhahahahahahahgagqgahhahahahhahahahagahhahahahahahahhahahahahahhahahahhahahhahagahahgaha

    • @celvesterrblx918
      @celvesterrblx918 8 років тому +30

      Did you hear about the man who got hit by a soda can? Luckily its a soft drink

    • @marissavanderschmidt8069
      @marissavanderschmidt8069 8 років тому +3

      +Celvester RBLX hahaghahahahgahahahhahahahhahagahhahahahhahshhahahhahahhahahahhahajhahahahahhagagahhahaghahagahhagwhahhahahahha

    • @leonkurto
      @leonkurto 8 років тому +2

      adventure time?

    • @braden1970
      @braden1970 8 років тому +2

      Did you hear about the dude who fell off the building. Yeah it was a tragedy ;-;

  • @mikeavila987
    @mikeavila987 8 років тому +105

    But if Disney saw this DAAAAMMMNN.

  • @pigpen0013
    @pigpen0013 5 років тому +28

    A high school can't afford new desks because of "budget" reasons.
    But they can rent out an entire Disney park.

  • @Lelanwil
    @Lelanwil 7 років тому +78

    4,367 dislikes= Salty Disney Employees

    • @Vousie
      @Vousie 6 років тому +1

      Sounds like they're salty for good reason...

    • @otstyles23
      @otstyles23 6 років тому

      KNW Wil yep

  • @nottknox9752
    @nottknox9752 9 років тому +47

    who else saw the 8:30 show magnet on his fridge at the end

  • @magicpigeon_
    @magicpigeon_ 7 років тому +165

    I met someone who worked at Hollywood studios the day after I went there and he said he had the best job because he didn’t have to smile he worked in the tower of terror it was cool

    • @LinguaBlend
      @LinguaBlend 6 років тому

      ua-cam.com/video/tOxdMIH2nyI/v-deo.html

  • @lucybonadeo9861
    @lucybonadeo9861 5 років тому +1344

    2019?? No Just me

  • @hipponax770
    @hipponax770 9 років тому +28

    I recently got my first job, and I befriended my manager's DAUGHTER. So yeah, every time I did something bad, BAM! You get written up.

  • @firemage222
    @firemage222 7 років тому +376

    He's still got the 8:30 show sign on his fridge that's so random

    • @kabhes9040
      @kabhes9040 6 років тому +24

      thats not random he clearly showed that for the video

  • @thiruvalluvar3880
    @thiruvalluvar3880 6 років тому +57

    Damn I remember watching this video in 6th grade, now I'm in College!!

  • @lorenggg2677
    @lorenggg2677 Рік тому +17

    Who else here after 12 years

  • @Fennaixelphox
    @Fennaixelphox 9 років тому +106

    This reminds me of Cyanide and Happiness

  • @bodvarson1933
    @bodvarson1933 9 років тому +364

    How can a high school afford to rent the entire disney park?

    • @beepbeep516
      @beepbeep516 9 років тому +21

      fundraisers

    • @TheRealAmerica1776
      @TheRealAmerica1776 9 років тому +12

      Is your highschool that poor?

    • @bodvarson1933
      @bodvarson1933 9 років тому +4

      Kairasu Well it was relatively small

    • @7crimsonghost
      @7crimsonghost 9 років тому +106

      +Kairasu Is your highschool super rich? It's expensive.

    • @gemmymc3443
      @gemmymc3443 9 років тому

      That's what I was thinking lol.

  • @lucaskelly5243
    @lucaskelly5243 6 років тому +142

    What most people got out of this: Disney people are harsh and Swoozie likes food.
    What I got out of it: If you get brainwashed don't steal pencils!

  • @Mitchell2311
    @Mitchell2311 Рік тому +5

    This was the first video I watched of swoozie

  • @yummyherbicide7296
    @yummyherbicide7296 6 років тому +58

    I'll buy you dinner, but I need this guy out of the picture.

  • @kroissant5601
    @kroissant5601 8 років тому +16

    "NOBODY noticed"
    Me: Not even the snitches?

  • @gummiboy544
    @gummiboy544 10 років тому +64

    11:05 Oh my god, you really did steal the 8:30 show! That's amazing!

    • @KGGoldman
      @KGGoldman 10 років тому

      I Work There To (Im Not Telling You Who I Am :3

    • @Memmyrabilia
      @Memmyrabilia 10 років тому

      I was THIS close to saying "Excuse me? Are there any 8:30 shows?" But I didn't, and I regret it xD

    • @misscoffeecat2635
      @misscoffeecat2635 10 років тому +3

      I asked about the 8:30 shows, and the person who worked there said no

    • @espeonmatrix
      @espeonmatrix 10 років тому +1

      BeeterNinja48 Umm, I'm pretty sure you don't work there, because first of all, you probably aren't even 16 because you can't even spell t-o-o.

    • @KGGoldman
      @KGGoldman 10 років тому

      ok well i did that on purpose

  • @johncolon5615
    @johncolon5615 Рік тому +2

    I don’t know how many times I have came back to this video and rewatched it like a yearly thing to go back and watch all your videos

  • @MMM0nkee
    @MMM0nkee 9 років тому +75

    If you died from cholesterol you would've died like a hero

  • @toriellsimon9075
    @toriellsimon9075 7 років тому +643

    I'm eating French Toast... for no reason"

  • @asleeeeeee
    @asleeeeeee 6 років тому +246

    “Adamantium”

    • @ImQuill
      @ImQuill 6 років тому +2

      Musical Apples I die every time 😂

    • @rampant9358
      @rampant9358 5 років тому

      I was searching for this post lol

    • @csrgaming5168
      @csrgaming5168 5 років тому

      @@rampant9358 me too rofl.

    • @pyrolysis111
      @pyrolysis111 5 років тому

      I have been searching for this element for ever Finally found it

  • @mightyantdojo
    @mightyantdojo 4 роки тому +13

    Best thing that ever happened to UA-cam. “Word to the mother ship”