My Embarrassing Online Dating Story

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  • @CoryxKenshin
    @CoryxKenshin 10 років тому +1549

    "I don't wish bad on people, but I castes a plague on you" LOL

  • @itsalexclark
    @itsalexclark 10 років тому +3296

    Time to fess up... it was me.

    • @Expressivv
      @Expressivv 10 років тому +68

      your wrong it was mr chair

    • @awesomeness111111111
      @awesomeness111111111 10 років тому +24

      secretdude21 Do you even Alex Clark brah? I be watchin his 'bout a girl series errday! No seriously, Alex Clark, you,re awesome. I saw your workout video w/ the cheez-its. XD

    • @Expressivv
      @Expressivv 10 років тому +2

      I love to alex clark

    • @habibkhan-bd5ui
      @habibkhan-bd5ui 10 років тому +2

      3

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +743

      I KNEW ITTTT!!! On the phone I was like 'this kinda sounds like if Alex Clark was a girl and had a British accent'

  • @ApexAhmad
    @ApexAhmad 4 роки тому +238

    "I casted a plague on you"
    *6 years later: Corona Virus*

  • @xx_v4mpirism
    @xx_v4mpirism 6 років тому +1846

    "Put down the phone Nev. P-put down the phone!" *bruhhhh i'm dead*

  • @jenniferfixofficial
    @jenniferfixofficial 9 років тому +307

    I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!!!

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 10 років тому +4644

    smh she was "too busy" for Colombian Burger... that's when you know, bro...

    • @Plushiesmuuush
      @Plushiesmuuush 10 років тому +26

      O.o weird finding you comment here 3rd pew... Hey Has this ever happen to you?

    • @Tibaes93
      @Tibaes93 10 років тому +10

      It's Colombian, Like the country... yeah.

    • @TurtlesandNewspapers
      @TurtlesandNewspapers 10 років тому

      c:

    • @fundragon298
      @fundragon298 10 років тому +3

      THIR D PEW EWEOLWNK

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +198

      Clearly she was a robot. Turning down Colombian Burger... I mean... who DOES that??

  • @thea1774
    @thea1774 8 років тому +2509

    I. EXFOLIATED. FOR. THIS!!!

  • @paulmccharmly66
    @paulmccharmly66 7 років тому +2605

    Do you think the reason she was always awake at 4:30 was because she lived in England?

    • @adamleicester9327
      @adamleicester9327 6 років тому +78

      Marty McFly tru. It be like 11:30 there

    • @stephanyewithay7927
      @stephanyewithay7927 6 років тому +8

      @@adamleicester9327 Yeah that's not late

    • @mmmgluten
      @mmmgluten 6 років тому +30

      yo that was exactly what i was thinking

    • @DilzSB
      @DilzSB 6 років тому +11

      MedicBagProductions then y wud she ask out a guy in Orlando

    • @kwedd8018
      @kwedd8018 6 років тому +8

      unconTROLLable HD lol watch the vid

  • @bali8068
    @bali8068 8 років тому +2684

    Am I the only one who notices that in like every girl story he gets stood up?

    • @CVprincesse16
      @CVprincesse16 8 років тому +8

      so true

    • @stumacher1819
      @stumacher1819 8 років тому +2

      I did

    • @yuirick
      @yuirick 8 років тому +64

      The stories that end well aren't as fun to talk about, I'd suppose. :P

    • @Esther_8
      @Esther_8 8 років тому +2

      You're right :') Love your profile pic by the way ! :)

    • @charliepilime7714
      @charliepilime7714 8 років тому

      Lol

  • @galacticcactus5530
    @galacticcactus5530 8 років тому +311

    I think guys fall for Catfishing the hardest, lol. I literally had a friend with the most suspicious online girlfriend EVER. She could use a computer but couldn't Skype, couldn't call, couldn't text, had a disease, had occasional heart attacks, had a seizure from a spider bite, had amnesia, went into a coma, died, came back to life, AND HE BELIEVED EVERYTHING!!! The poor fool.... Look guys, if she refuses to Skype, RUN. The bullshit will only get worse.

    • @thefinalmineralive3233
      @thefinalmineralive3233 8 років тому +11

      That guy was from South Park episode make love not war

    • @annapellerin1941
      @annapellerin1941 7 років тому +5

      I got catfishes by this girl who liked the stories I write; she made up another person, would text me the same thing from her and the other dude, had him get cancer, amputation, etc., then told me in the same sentence ("I got the one picture of him from a FaceTime call, he sent me a picture of a guy who looks like him from google, I don't know what he looks like." Sad thing is my stupid ass fell for it

    • @Losdayeti4
      @Losdayeti4 7 років тому +4

      Ayuuk I can imagine that excuse "yeah um I died... But I'm alive again.
      It's ok baby I believe you" 😂😂

    • @cangrejopendejo4909
      @cangrejopendejo4909 2 роки тому

      This guy I worked with told me that he got a voicemail from this girl who was saying she wanted to fk him, and when he had me listen to the message it was a guy doing a very bad impression of a girl.. He totally believed it was some girl that wanted to bang him despite the voice, and it being a private number.

  • @clear9978
    @clear9978 8 років тому +1909

    Did anyone notice the second email was superwoman (lily)

    • @izabelangelovaa6821
      @izabelangelovaa6821 8 років тому +6

      Yep I did

    • @richiesca11y3
      @richiesca11y3 8 років тому +4

      I did!!! #iiSwuperwomanii

    • @ordinaryotaku4365
      @ordinaryotaku4365 8 років тому

      Yep, i watched it when it came out xD

    • @socoldsmith
      @socoldsmith 8 років тому +7

      lol I didn't notice that thanks ..they should just date n get it on

    • @coolcool6676
      @coolcool6676 8 років тому +6

      it says thx 4 helping me with king bach i think

  • @thesaintwebbed8393
    @thesaintwebbed8393 5 років тому +818

    She said she’s a girl
    G for guy
    I for in
    R for real
    L for life

  • @GreenGoblinHD
    @GreenGoblinHD 10 років тому +75

    you put so much effort into your videos, you're a beast.

  • @galactic_gameryt9429
    @galactic_gameryt9429 7 років тому +238

    Plot twist. She's a 12 year old girl so she cant leave the house

  • @turnkidj.cclark9975
    @turnkidj.cclark9975 8 років тому +305

    this dude looks like the most buffest guy I watch on UA-cam but he's like the one of the most educational youtuber

    • @Joseph-yp5zi
      @Joseph-yp5zi 8 років тому +3

      "Most buffest"

    • @ingers.4653
      @ingers.4653 8 років тому +3

      +Joseph Truong that's the educational level they're at no wonder this guy thinks he's educational

    • @pockystick8557
      @pockystick8557 8 років тому +11

      Guys, he's complimenting Swooz. It's not always the grammar that counts.

  • @kikue5623
    @kikue5623 6 років тому +30

    BROOOO OMG . EVERYTIME I HEAR ABOUT TINASHE OR SEE ANYTHING ANYTHING ABOUT HER ON TWITTER I THINK OF YOU SWOOZ. p.s. how insane would it be if she actually was a big fan of your videos and y'all ACTUALLY met irl 🤧

  • @donutcubesyt1791
    @donutcubesyt1791 7 років тому +391

    You should text her and say "hey there's this concert in town for my favorite artist "tinashe"((or whatever it is😂)) and we should go see it! She looks JUST LIKE YOU!"

  • @Callux
    @Callux 10 років тому +904

    you're a god

    • @barryrabbit635
      @barryrabbit635 10 років тому +14

      Callux! Ma man

    • @TheLoadedRevolvers
      @TheLoadedRevolvers 10 років тому +8

      Fancy finding you here.... ;)

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +94

      *Jumping freeze frame high five!

    • @minimee610
      @minimee610 10 років тому +6

      All my favourite UA-camrs are here.

    • @GoodMomBeauty
      @GoodMomBeauty 10 років тому +34

      Vanish Fagstick I read your name as "Vagina Fagstick"..

  • @WarfareHD1
    @WarfareHD1 10 років тому +877

    I remember on Tinder I was talking with this girl who seemed really cute in her photo's, everything was nice and i asked her to go on a date with me. So I drive a full hour just to see this chick, I get to her house, and out comes this fat chick who looks 50 pounds heavier then the pictures. I was really mad. But I didn't wana make her cry so I went on the movie date and dropped her off home, never talked to her again

    • @jesbinj
      @jesbinj 10 років тому +204

      i would of been like. bitch u crazy

    • @laurananney6560
      @laurananney6560 10 років тому +236

      It doesn't really matter what it looks like. Seriously, I can't believe that you're mad about that. However, it was also wrong for her to trick you like that.

    • @jesbinj
      @jesbinj 10 років тому +163

      Laura Nanney it does, if an fat girl was like hold me. I literally can't do that.
      I go to the fukin gym, why can't she?
      If shes fat shes probably lazy. i'm lazy too but atleast i care about how i look.

    • @laurananney6560
      @laurananney6560 10 років тому +87

      Jyu Viole Grace Well jeez.

    • @Neithie
      @Neithie 10 років тому +152

      Jyu Viole Grace Damn, you're one hell of a catch.

  • @chester0104
    @chester0104 4 роки тому +55

    Swoozie: “Girl with American accents can get it too, and by “it” I mean cuddles”
    Me: Not gonna lie, you got me in the first half.

  • @MrTomservo85
    @MrTomservo85 9 років тому +72

    Bruh, I drove an hour and a half to meet a girl at a bar after talking to her online and on the phone for a few weeks. When I got there she was beyond wasted, her annoying girl friend was there with her (also wasted), they attempted to ditch me, and when I finally go to sit in a quiet place and talk to her, she started laughing and crying at the same time, told me she was an unlovable alcoholic and legit asked me to please murder her. She begged me saying she wanted to die. But your story is pretty funny.

    • @Rollicker
      @Rollicker 9 років тому +8

      +MrTomservo85 GF MATERIAL! Lmao no but thats crazy

    • @minecraftajgaming3592
      @minecraftajgaming3592 8 років тому

      My sis is name Jada but she is not a adult

  • @MCGIZZLE1
    @MCGIZZLE1 10 років тому +427

    Hey, Swoozie, I'm really sorry about your catfish/being stood up debacle, but the only think I could think of at the end was....if "Jada" really IS in the UK and not Orlando...I mean, dang I don't even want to imagine the texting/calling charges on your phone right now. DAS LOW. Taking a man's phone for granted. DAS LOW.

    • @Jaylink15
      @Jaylink15 10 років тому +57

      Lol! I was thinking the same thing!

    • @sh3lieMa3
      @sh3lieMa3 10 років тому +24

      I'm pretty sure they were using whatsapp? According to the video that is. But if it was his phone, in agree with you! :/

    • @23madberty
      @23madberty 10 років тому +13

      Swoozie mentioned What'sApp so they I guess they used that.

    • @ktsmellz
      @ktsmellz 10 років тому +1

      molls ily

    • @dannymccaffs8483
      @dannymccaffs8483 10 років тому +1

      Thats why she only tested at 1 am she was in London at 1 am there is like 8am here we are 7 hours in front of Orlando

  • @DaryusP
    @DaryusP 10 років тому +131

    NEVER EVER date online!

    • @curtiss6236
      @curtiss6236 10 років тому +8

      robbbyyy25 Same :D 2 years tho, very happy.

    • @JustCallMeShadow
      @JustCallMeShadow 10 років тому +4

      Unfortunately, I agree with you.

    • @DaryusP
      @DaryusP 10 років тому +12

      robbbyyy25 8 years and she's still just your girlfriend?..

    • @robbbyyy25
      @robbbyyy25 10 років тому +8

      Daryus P. im not very privileged, meaning im broke...care to help? lol

    • @MrShadno
      @MrShadno 10 років тому +5

      i agree

  • @georgiecameron4869
    @georgiecameron4869 6 років тому +151

    “I EXFOLIATED FOR THIS!” 😂😂

  • @charmaineespeut4627
    @charmaineespeut4627 8 років тому +249

    Your first mistake was not Skyping or video chatting with them. It's so easy not to be catfished now days

    • @zaimahalam7693
      @zaimahalam7693 7 років тому +1

      He said she didn't have Skype in the video....(at 2:53)

    • @rthanejehxbejws
      @rthanejehxbejws 7 років тому +19

      Zaimah Alam The usual Catfish story

    • @zaimahalam7693
      @zaimahalam7693 7 років тому

      Insert Clickbate Yep

    • @alexjv1370
      @alexjv1370 6 років тому +1

      You always gotfts snapchat and shit first

  • @MichaelWarbux
    @MichaelWarbux 10 років тому +65

    Look on the bright side Swoozie, you exfoliated for a fake girl but the real girl does exfoliation commercials! You two already have something in common...if you ever meet. Great video!

  • @NoiceRoice
    @NoiceRoice 10 років тому +1936

    I had a date on club penguin once

    • @jedgazzard7668
      @jedgazzard7668 10 років тому +59

      No... Just....no

    • @sleeexs
      @sleeexs 10 років тому +16

      ***** Been there done that

    • @urinaljoke
      @urinaljoke 10 років тому +28

      Now kids are dating on this game called AnimalJam...

    • @sanicandspooderman7520
      @sanicandspooderman7520 10 років тому +28

      I remember being 10 and playing on the 'old' before Disney owned it Club Penguin. I went back on and see these things called 'pookies,Mumus,dadas,and biggy'? What did miss?

    • @NoiceRoice
      @NoiceRoice 10 років тому +1

      aximenav omg I hate that game

  • @mitchiegotmovesy7635
    @mitchiegotmovesy7635 6 років тому +261

    "I EXFOHliated for this😡"

  • @chefkendranguyen
    @chefkendranguyen 10 років тому +34

    "Standing people up is what's hot in the streets right now?" digging that line. lol

  • @ahjteam
    @ahjteam 9 років тому +1926

    Still a better love story than Twilight.

  • @Stealth
    @Stealth 10 років тому +47

    send the swoozie squad out first bro, we'll do a background check.

  • @louisnewton4292
    @louisnewton4292 4 роки тому +87

    "And this Tinashe girl? SHE DIDN'T HAVE...A BRITISH ACCENT...GAVNAH!" LMAO

  • @willow8915
    @willow8915 8 років тому +366

    did you notice that he said he had a 5th sense did he mean 6th sense?

    • @willow8915
      @willow8915 8 років тому

      at 232

    • @izzyc324
      @izzyc324 8 років тому

      MissKitty101 ye I think so XD

    • @et1296
      @et1296 8 років тому +30

      MissKitty101 that's the joke

    • @cheeko4319
      @cheeko4319 7 років тому +2

      Smol Bean well actually maybe more cuz they're is like over 15 senses

    • @godspeedgideon9178
      @godspeedgideon9178 7 років тому +1

      He's making a funny...
      Either you think he's stupid or it's a joke? What seems more likely?

  • @moisesduarte2926
    @moisesduarte2926 8 років тому +336

    i was looking at the thumbnail like "girl... that's tinashe... 🤔"

  • @CaptainBlackguard
    @CaptainBlackguard 10 років тому +277

    Shit... People can be so cruel. He EXFOLIATED for you girl!

  • @NN-vw6ni
    @NN-vw6ni 6 років тому +541

    2:33 5th Sense? Don’t we already have 5????

  • @TwpWebkinz
    @TwpWebkinz 10 років тому +104

    This is why you don't online date

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 10 років тому +4

      Thaaaaank you.

    • @TammLoversYou
      @TammLoversYou 10 років тому +17

      I met my boyfriend online. We've been shacking up for five years now. Online dating isn't always a scam! Lol

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 10 років тому +9

      Sammantha Taylor
      Hey, more power to ya :)

    • @g00pber64
      @g00pber64 10 років тому +4

      One person was online
      dating and when they met them the guy was 7!

    • @mrm64
      @mrm64 10 років тому +3

      Clockeh♥
      HOLY MOLI.... ._.

  • @DalekQueen
    @DalekQueen 10 років тому +396

    Anyone else notice SUPERWOMEN was on his email list?!?! :O omg!!

    • @karensandoval3675
      @karensandoval3675 10 років тому +14

      ***** yeah they are people even ship them i find it cute

    • @lechandragee6806
      @lechandragee6806 10 років тому +2

      Yes, I was about to comment that!!

    • @tarapatil908
      @tarapatil908 10 років тому +1

      I KNOW RIGHT!!!! I scrolled down to the comments just to write that then i saw ur comment hehe :p

    • @patrickmcveigh8416
      @patrickmcveigh8416 10 років тому

      I ship it ☺️

    • @vareeshau2781
      @vareeshau2781 10 років тому

      I ship Lily with Connor Franta ;)

  • @KittyKena
    @KittyKena 9 років тому +354

    First rule of online dating.
    Your boyfriend/girlfriend don't wanna skype you, video call, what ever.
    Something's up. That's it.
    There is no way this day in age you cannot skype video call with someone.
    Literally, everyone has a smartphone with a camera.

    • @KittyKena
      @KittyKena 9 років тому +7

      I mean, if you don't have a smart phone.
      You can use your friend's smart phone. Or a webcam from your friend's. You know.
      8')

    • @Misdrex
      @Misdrex 9 років тому +4

      ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ Then you use a friends or hell even a library computer would work dude there is no excuse now xD

    • @MrSilverHere1111
      @MrSilverHere1111 9 років тому +1

      ᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚᅚ a decent webcam is 20 bucks at walmart/staples/bestbuy go babysit 1 night for a neighbor and bam

    • @lovefamilyandfreinds
      @lovefamilyandfreinds 9 років тому +8

      I actually just have a pretty low self esteem and I'm afraid to video chat o.e I don't even like taking pictures

    • @karlyhadley3694
      @karlyhadley3694 9 років тому +3

      lovefamilyandfreinds omg me too!! and then when I don't videochat or send a picture I get called fake and have no fiends !! ;-; its horrible

  • @JamaicaRealLife
    @JamaicaRealLife 5 років тому +214

    0:47 "British Accent and Australian Accent are my Kryptonite"
    Same here Bro

    • @SaintsLuvv
      @SaintsLuvv 5 років тому

      Fresh Tech Productions mine is a Swedish accent

    • @KRAWofficial
      @KRAWofficial 5 років тому

      Mine are Latino accents

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 5 років тому

      @Redsybis nobody says that though

    • @entruh4520
      @entruh4520 5 років тому

      @Redsybis oh lol I guess I missed the joke

    • @ryanc1045
      @ryanc1045 4 роки тому

      Same

  • @ImAlanSinclair
    @ImAlanSinclair 10 років тому +138

    2:30 Batman reference!

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +44

      Batman animated series... it rarely gets better than THAT!

    • @zfish1995
      @zfish1995 10 років тому +1

      sWooZie Isn't it like 4 AM where you are? lol you really work around the clock...

    • @LilJosieLeAnn
      @LilJosieLeAnn 10 років тому +2

      LionofJudah Hes waiting for Jada to text him..Oh wait...

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +23

      LilJosieLeAnn ~ ROTFLOL staring at that phone HARD

    • @LilJosieLeAnn
      @LilJosieLeAnn 10 років тому +1

      sWooZie LMAO! Omg I'm laughing so hard right now i'm crying LOL!

  • @FuzzyTrekkie
    @FuzzyTrekkie 10 років тому +10

    I almost had a similar experience to you. I met a really cute girl online and we hit it off almost immediately. We were both HUGE nerds who were terrible at flirting. After about a week of talking online and texting, we decided to go see a movie together. I got there about 15 minutes early and waited for her. I ended up waiting 20 minutes after the movie started and she still hadn't shown up. I was both fuming and heartbroken at the same time. Then when I got home, I came into my room, ready to text her an angry rant, when I realized that I had forgotten my phone, it had been on my dresser the whole time and she had left me at least a dozen apology texts saying that the person who was supposed to take her to the movies didn't show. We ended up rescheduling for the following weekend.
    I've now been dating her for over a year.

  • @MoonLiteWolf
    @MoonLiteWolf 10 років тому +178

    So easy to get tricked on the internet. Yes there are beautiful women out there, sadly ANYONE can get a hold of their photos. If there aint video chatting, it aint happenin :P

    • @indiiemuze6156
      @indiiemuze6156 10 років тому +3

      TRUTH

    • @Romchy
      @Romchy 10 років тому +25

      Oxycominum sure, as it happens i stayed here for the allstar tournament of league of legends...where you wanna meet up?

  • @DANIEL-hj5te
    @DANIEL-hj5te 5 років тому +96

    YOU GOT CATFISHED!!! I'm sorry dude that's gotta hurt 😬

  • @ethannguyen3776
    @ethannguyen3776 8 років тому +268

    SwooZie you have 5 senses anyway...

    • @ArmednotTriggered
      @ArmednotTriggered 8 років тому +18

      That's the joke...

    • @princesstotouro2730
      @princesstotouro2730 8 років тому +1

      baaad make some better ones

    • @nahlanazrintn
      @nahlanazrintn 8 років тому +1

      View photoos of s*xу singles in yooour aareaaa => twitter.com/e9d8733db5b2aea5f/status/801992405775826944 MMMMy Еmbarrassing OOnline Dating Story

    • @cowboylikeabby
      @cowboylikeabby 8 років тому

      +princess totouro rude you couldn't do any better so shut up

    • @jovilincoln8825
      @jovilincoln8825 8 років тому

      ...
      CAT FISH SON

  • @c3vzn
    @c3vzn 9 років тому +26

    I like how Tinashe is a pretty big deal now. She was relatively unknown when this video was made.

  • @Nameless_mixes
    @Nameless_mixes 7 років тому +652

    Love the shoutout to my queen Lilly in the email list!

    • @soukapella6510
      @soukapella6510 6 років тому +5

      When you did a shout out 4 years ago and no one cared. Only to have people making the same comment years later having people notice it.

    • @MsKiddah
      @MsKiddah 6 років тому

      Look at her profile picture 😀

  • @LamarTheeDean
    @LamarTheeDean 6 років тому +163

    TINASHE😩😍

  • @Wakeywakeycornflakey
    @Wakeywakeycornflakey 10 років тому +80

    Thank you for giving me life lessons so I can learn at a young age...#1 thing I'll be telling my kids "I'm going to show you vintage UA-cam videos of one of my favorite you tubers so he can teach you to be hella awesome at school and life"

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +95

      I'm honored by such a comment. Thanks RS! I'll give ur future kids a shoutout lol

  • @lunaproductions13
    @lunaproductions13 9 років тому +185

    The first email for her said Eyes Nose Lips.... did anyone else have a slight Taeyang moment whilst reading that?

  • @jitney9234
    @jitney9234 8 років тому +174

    funny how on 0:07, the second person is lilly............... *cough* ship it *cough*

    • @kpoplover5815
      @kpoplover5815 8 років тому

      same

    • @memepds
      @memepds 8 років тому +5

      dude, don't ship actual people with each other, it's creepy and they aren't fictional characters, they have feelings

    • @whizdom4852
      @whizdom4852 8 років тому

      Well, Mod Melon, me and my friends ship each other and it's actually really fun to us. I understand where you're coming from, but some people find it hilarious.

    • @eggegg4968
      @eggegg4968 8 років тому

      most people don't tho

    • @marieschannel7748
      @marieschannel7748 7 років тому

      jitney
      lol

  • @mypotatoscreamed2551
    @mypotatoscreamed2551 7 років тому +92

    "The first email I see is from a person named Jada."
    Me: Holy Jesus what?! O_O
    My heart skipped a beat, I NEVER hear UA-camrs say my name xD
    I could not get over all the times he said my name, and he said it RIGHT out of all ways! xD 😂

  • @StrangeKAWAIILover
    @StrangeKAWAIILover 10 років тому +273

    0:07 LILLY SINGH!? SUPERWOMAN!

    • @kaileyvecchia1574
      @kaileyvecchia1574 10 років тому +4

      its fake. get over it

    • @mangosmoothie5908
      @mangosmoothie5908 10 років тому +1

      KrayKray KK
      kraykray kk?
      more like the kkk
      racist

    • @kaileyvecchia1574
      @kaileyvecchia1574 10 років тому

      MANGOsmoothie um how is that rasist!!! I don't want to be rasist! 😢😢😢

    • @isabellagois2186
      @isabellagois2186 10 років тому +3

      KrayKray KK You're like, 12. Get off the internet.

    • @kaileyvecchia1574
      @kaileyvecchia1574 10 років тому

      Dee Rugs OK I will when aliens live on earth.

  • @MrRapolas
    @MrRapolas 10 років тому +766

    Hey guys! If You get a new request on facebook from a girl or a guy that You don't just double check with google :) what You do is open google images then open that new person picture click once, do not let go, and drag onto google images (the place where You would write somethin). It should convert that picture into a link (random letter/number) and google would give You all of the info that is connected to the foto :) It helped me so It will help You! :)

    • @idkmynameSWAG
      @idkmynameSWAG 10 років тому +18

      OMG! IS IT ACTUALLY YOU!? OMG you watch swoozie videos too? I'm gonna die right now. I love you haha. You're one of my favorite youtubers. And watching swoozie just makes you even more perf 😍😍

    • @MrRapolas
      @MrRapolas 10 років тому +10

      p.s. just created a video ^^ if someone did not understand it I made visual :o

    • @thierryvt
      @thierryvt 10 років тому +26

      OR you right click the image (in chrome at least) and select "search google for this image".

    • @GentleHeart001
      @GentleHeart001 10 років тому +2

      That really good to know. I didn't know you could do that.

    • @yolickerss
      @yolickerss 10 років тому +1

      ***** Yeah they would.

  • @Nevi234
    @Nevi234 10 років тому +37

    If you ever meet someone online, /always/ ask them to skype, meet up, or send in a picture of them with a shoe on their head. It's the given rules of online dating, swooz.

    • @_mackenziedowling8040
      @_mackenziedowling8040 10 років тому +1

      I agree. Especially a pic with a shoe or something on your head cause they might have gotten a pic from the Internet. Smart thinking :)

    • @Chronochrome
      @Chronochrome 10 років тому +1

      Yup, visual confirmation of their existence early on is crucial to weeding out the catfishers. I met my current girlfriend online and made her send me a timestamp of a custom message written on her hand in order to prove she was real. Happens too often to assume the best, better safe than sorry.

    • @orphan1995
      @orphan1995 10 років тому +1

      Or tell them to send a video saying your name!

  • @hello201014
    @hello201014 6 років тому +1

    Yeah, you can do a reverse image search on pictures people send. It's really helpful! Also it takes a lot of balls to be so open about something embarrassing which happened fairly recently (at the time of making the vid) and I respect you for that man. You da man

  • @Pllutus
    @Pllutus 8 років тому +637

    lol I've been back in Canada for 4 months and I haven't changed my number from my USA number.

    • @sprayartist8459
      @sprayartist8459 8 років тому +92

      You aint hitting anyone up so theres no reason to change.

    • @henryhill6306
      @henryhill6306 7 років тому +1

      YoungPlutus
      S

  • @samanthays05200520
    @samanthays05200520 8 років тому +414

    I need one of those "six senses", man😂

  • @ntaliamarie
    @ntaliamarie 9 років тому +177

    Now Swoozie, you should really get to know the real Tinashe because she is where it is at!

    • @shreya3799
      @shreya3799 9 років тому +6

      Hotter than Queen Bey. Now that's a compliment.

  • @weinit3288
    @weinit3288 9 років тому +130

    already have 5 senses swoozie. Try the 6th sense.

    • @koopatroopa2346
      @koopatroopa2346 9 років тому +27

      That's the joke

    • @soulaimab9871
      @soulaimab9871 9 років тому +7

      it's a joke .. I thought He was referencing mean girls Lol

    • @weinit3288
      @weinit3288 9 років тому +5

      soulaima ben khelifa oh...
      well now i feel stupid...

    • @BFP2021
      @BFP2021 9 років тому

      +Hayden Graves you guys realize straight dudes don't watch that movie right??

    • @mcguyman8088
      @mcguyman8088 8 років тому +1

      Technically, there are way more than five senses (the five you know are just the main five)
      I'm a nerd

  • @Xolette
    @Xolette 10 років тому +330

    Great story, sWooZie! Now you need to find that singer and see if she's single! :)

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +133

      Found her. Or at least i "think" its here lol jk

    • @Xolette
      @Xolette 10 років тому +39

      Well here's to hoping it works out! (Or not because your girl stories are hilarious!)

    • @KenshinXRikku
      @KenshinXRikku 10 років тому +15

      sWooZie ....Lol that...Oh my god dude I feel so sorry for you man, you deserve a hug. xD Let me fly down there on my magic carpet..give you some cookies and a damn hug. I know how that shit feels xD Aww you poor dude! I wanna hug ya!

    • @maily2195
      @maily2195 10 років тому

      You said you wanted to hug Adande like 3 times... XD I would too! ;3

    • @KenshinXRikku
      @KenshinXRikku 10 років тому

      Maily Nguyen DX Because he deserves it!! He deserves 100 hugs and 500 cookies o-o...

  • @FriendlyFire2830
    @FriendlyFire2830 8 років тому +49

    Hey Swoozie, this is Nev from MTV's Catfish. You have a minute?

  • @sydneyslaughter7163
    @sydneyslaughter7163 5 років тому +11

    I never give my number out to randoms because I did that ONCE and he called me every hour offering to take me to his church.

  • @MikeyGaming
    @MikeyGaming 10 років тому +9

    "bout it, bout it?" So that tells me this took place in the early 2000's? Don't think we had reverse image search yet. Doesn't stop anyone though. It's pretty bad on Twitter.

  • @Debonair73
    @Debonair73 10 років тому +34

    Watch Swoozie meet Tinashe now. Cause that's how life goes when you're Swoozie.

  • @BeautyandtheBlog1
    @BeautyandtheBlog1 10 років тому +44

    I should never have left you waiting....

  • @aidenacres8640
    @aidenacres8640 3 роки тому +9

    Swoozie: sometimes I just get a fifth sense.
    Me: realizes we already have 5 senses.

  • @ZanetaW
    @ZanetaW 8 років тому +666

    The thumbnail got me to click in .2 seconds

  • @alicial.7583
    @alicial.7583 10 років тому +367

    Ugh...UA-cam added an annoying sound every time you like a comment.

    • @Kevlariskey
      @Kevlariskey 10 років тому +33

      Airborne Really, let me test it out on yours!

    • @KidMetrics
      @KidMetrics 10 років тому +27

      almost had me. you're very clever.

    • @RachelStevens444
      @RachelStevens444 10 років тому +18

      you sly dog...i like you

    • @toughgodspell4073
      @toughgodspell4073 10 років тому +7

      nice try

    • @BallisticVelocityZ
      @BallisticVelocityZ 10 років тому +7

      Said a million people before you, yep you're unoriginal as fuck GO AWAY NOW, SHOOO BEGONE!

  • @chanseeoul
    @chanseeoul 8 років тому +60

    OMG TINASHE MY QUEEEEEN

  • @lak1ss
    @lak1ss 5 років тому +14

    “And she didn’t have a British accent! Guvna!” 😂

  • @chibitaiga1820
    @chibitaiga1820 8 років тому +276

    lol who else thought their Skype went off? XD

  • @courtneymichelle5746
    @courtneymichelle5746 8 років тому +68

    " Is you bout it bout it?" 😂😂

  • @abidistrict3
    @abidistrict3 8 років тому +32

    Damn, I saw the pictures and really thought you'd been talking to Tinashe

  • @goodbyeeveryone3850
    @goodbyeeveryone3850 6 років тому +42

    I remember that South Park episode

  • @AishiMTA
    @AishiMTA 9 років тому +255

    2:53 who else thought their skype went off?

    • @sosathehustler1095
      @sosathehustler1095 9 років тому

      me :3

    • @justaneverydayimmortalpeng4664
      @justaneverydayimmortalpeng4664 9 років тому

      +A maniac.. not a good one. me too! And no matter how many times I rewatch this, I can't stop automatically glancing at my skype in the bottom of my PC xD

    • @sourcream499
      @sourcream499 9 років тому

      +_yimxK | A simple Harry. i did, i was like, "who msged me?, wait what?" then i replayed the video, and i was like: :O kiddin me bruh

    • @itspronouncedcreasedabell
      @itspronouncedcreasedabell 9 років тому

      *raises hand*

    • @spodercleurs3231
      @spodercleurs3231 9 років тому

      was thinking of commenting the same thing >:[

  • @imDBryant
    @imDBryant 10 років тому +29

    Shoutout to everybody who got school in a few hours. Get off of the computer and study for those finals!

  • @ScottishTurkey538
    @ScottishTurkey538 10 років тому +79

    I hate when people say they love British accents. For example, some one from Swansea in Wales will sound nothing like some one form North London.

    • @Sixgunharlequin
      @Sixgunharlequin 10 років тому +45

      It's like saying you like American accents. You mean western - Hollywood accents, not american. But it's all related.

    • @hoodedss
      @hoodedss 9 років тому

      I only have a Australian accent, i really want the British accent though ;~;

    • @ScottishTurkey538
      @ScottishTurkey538 9 років тому

      KettiexD Did I offend you?

    • @KettiexD
      @KettiexD 9 років тому

      ScottishTurkey538
      Nah, I'm agreeing with you

    • @ScottishTurkey538
      @ScottishTurkey538 9 років тому

      KettiexD Just delete your account. Just delete it.

  • @sishamani1354
    @sishamani1354 6 років тому +89

    when I saw the thumbnail, I was like no way, He's dating Tinashe!? and ended up watching the whole vid to find out if he really is dating tinashe, also boy why you dont know who tinashe is? but its ayt, love your vids ♥️

    • @tortilla1998
      @tortilla1998 5 років тому +12

      Sishamani to be fair, he posted this in 2014 before she super duper blew up so i feel for him

  • @malliesue7434
    @malliesue7434 7 років тому +75

    Is anyone else looking through the comments hoping someone said "I'm Jada"

  • @Sowono
    @Sowono 10 років тому +97

    when the skype notification sound came up I actually thought someone messaged me

    • @LilJosieLeAnn
      @LilJosieLeAnn 10 років тому +10

      It was Jada LOL !

    • @Sowono
      @Sowono 10 років тому

      ***** you make a fine point

    • @brandonvidmaster
      @brandonvidmaster 10 років тому

      i got a whats-app msg whiles one of the text animations was happening

  • @iNoToRiOuS
    @iNoToRiOuS 10 років тому +9

    Right click image> Search Google for this Image

  • @alextilson9741
    @alextilson9741 4 роки тому +11

    "I casted a plague on you"
    2020: bro, I think it worked...

  • @SueycrazyAJ
    @SueycrazyAJ 9 років тому +60

    Alright, so I've been putting off commenting this for a while now, dunno why. But I walked into my local massive music shop a few months ago to buy the newest NOW album, and on the shelf I see an album. "Tinashe - Aquarius"
    I FOUND HER

    • @basedgodevoir2138
      @basedgodevoir2138 9 років тому

      Sueycrazy she's actually popular now, she had a top 20 hit and her album charted high too

    • @mikaylad5082
      @mikaylad5082 9 років тому +2

      Sueycrazy Omy my gosh I love that album! Its really good

  • @bro.lansky
    @bro.lansky 7 років тому +622

    How did u not know who TINASHE was😂😂🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @homerthompson6028
      @homerthompson6028 7 років тому +70

      This was 2014. ur late by like 3 years

    • @aaau8742
      @aaau8742 7 років тому +21

      123 456 Hey buddy, we're all late here.

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 6 років тому +5

      Yeah Tinashe is as bad as it gets....! she only 25 holy f***

    • @xlectraheart
      @xlectraheart 6 років тому +4

      Bro_lansky
      Even I don't know who she is

    • @Historicutuber
      @Historicutuber 6 років тому +3

      ʇɹɐǝɥ ɐɹʇɔǝןǝ cause you wack lol

  • @talitime3813
    @talitime3813 10 років тому +53

    Someone used my aunt's profile pictures to catfish people. My aunt is born just.... Hot. (I didn't get any if her looks. Why genes, why) So she made a fake account with a hot dude on it and catfished the lady that is using her pictures. They went on a "date" and the person had the nerve to show up. My aunt got all up in her face, it was great. It was mean, but great. XD

    • @dcdrizzz3041
      @dcdrizzz3041 10 років тому +24

      I wish I could have seen that lol. I would have recorded it and everything lol

    • @MariaAguileraJG
      @MariaAguileraJG 10 років тому +3

      Now this should be on actual show Catfish!

  • @daisythralow1192
    @daisythralow1192 7 років тому +1

    Poor Swoozie he gets stood up sooooo much! He’s such a nice guy like whyyyy

  • @MrNotThatFamous
    @MrNotThatFamous 10 років тому +25

    swoozie could get any girl he wants, chooses to online date, we about to fight swoozie!

  • @damnlookathim
    @damnlookathim 10 років тому +5

    We have all been there. I can't even share my story out of embarrassment but it was very similar. Thanks for making me feel better about mine Swoozie.

    • @user-ij7lp5xx3f
      @user-ij7lp5xx3f 10 років тому +2

      I haven't been there, and I've met 3 people online. You just have to get proof that they're real beforehand.

  • @andrewbishay657
    @andrewbishay657 8 років тому +113

    2:39 Uhh.. U have 5 senses

    • @ryannutbeast3427
      @ryannutbeast3427 8 років тому +1

      So do I! Pretty neat, huh?
      Lol

    • @dokuujin1851
      @dokuujin1851 8 років тому +1

      I'm certain he said 5 on purpose. xD

    • @harrylee1223
      @harrylee1223 8 років тому +2

      not hellen keller

    • @otakugamer6657
      @otakugamer6657 8 років тому +1

      We actually have like 21 senses...
      Just saying. (> _

    • @etunimi4206
      @etunimi4206 8 років тому +1

      Otaku Gamer I think that is the correct amount.
      But they are not like spidey sense or what ever.
      They are common senses.

  • @IVORIANDOLL
    @IVORIANDOLL 6 років тому

    Love your videos 😂

  • @joyk.4613
    @joyk.4613 10 років тому +10

    when he said "guess what happens next?" and there was that moment of silence. An airplane flew by, and he was like "Do you hear that?" I was just.... sWooZie!!!!!! r u there?

  • @uin13
    @uin13 10 років тому +35

    Everyone has 5 sense's swoozie.... I think you mean a 6th sense.

  • @IshouldbeedoingHW
    @IshouldbeedoingHW 8 років тому +13

    your stories are soooooo interesting.

  • @koitheboiandred1708
    @koitheboiandred1708 6 років тому +6

    one thing i love about swoozie compared to a lot of other straight guys, is that he manages to stay extremely respectful, and doesn't degrade women. that's probably why he's getting all of these girls LOL

  • @Otuomi
    @Otuomi 10 років тому +104

    taste touch sight hearing and smelling.
    which one of those is your 5th sense, batman?

    • @angelgjr1999
      @angelgjr1999 10 років тому +3

      Lol

    • @Daltem
      @Daltem 10 років тому +1

      ikr!

    • @xbrossiveaggro8346
      @xbrossiveaggro8346 10 років тому +3

      All of them.

    • @MrTheHappyDog
      @MrTheHappyDog 9 років тому

      Technoloking His 5th sense is "Batman Sense", only black people have it.

    • @mayamcfetridge6572
      @mayamcfetridge6572 9 років тому

      You know there is actually over 20 different sences your body can do but we r used to the main 5 seances [ idc if u don't care ]

  • @JayGuo
    @JayGuo 10 років тому +81

    Lol swoozie xD ahhhh

    • @swoozie
      @swoozie  10 років тому +35

      When do you sleep man? Someone who stays up as late as me on the regular

    • @JXYTC
      @JXYTC 10 років тому

      Im usually up until 2-4am

    • @secondyearroomeight
      @secondyearroomeight 10 років тому

      It's morning here actually

    • @JayGuo
      @JayGuo 10 років тому +3

      sWooZie Lol you cant blame me for being a good fan/supporter! NEIN lol

    • @MikicUros
      @MikicUros 10 років тому +1

      sWooZie Its 10:30 am in my country :D

  • @_laurenolo_
    @_laurenolo_ 10 років тому +25

    ummm who would even stand swoozie up?? My brain doesn't understand.

    • @_laurenolo_
      @_laurenolo_ 10 років тому

      I know I mean it as a generalization

  • @kingresh8433
    @kingresh8433 6 років тому +6

    2:33 SCARED ME SO MUCH I SCREAMED!

  • @isabella_cani1762
    @isabella_cani1762 8 років тому +843

    OMG DID ANY ONE NOTICE LILLY?! No? Just me? Ok then..