Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - Dastardly Doctors

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  • Опубліковано 25 тра 2021
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    Shorts:
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    Dr. Realdoctor
    Dr. Realdoctor 2
    Whats up Doc?
    The Prosthetic
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КОМЕНТАРІ • 786

  • @SujalJaiswar
    @SujalJaiswar 3 роки тому +925

    "Your honor, it is said that people are what they eat...
    And therefore my client is an innocent man!"

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +757

    MARVEL: WE HAVE ANT-MAN
    DC: WE HAVE ATOM
    C&H: WE HAVE TINY STYLE

    • @liams9926
      @liams9926 3 роки тому +31

      Marvel- WE HAVE THANOS
      DC- WE HAVE THE JOKER
      C&H- WE HAVE HALF OFF OSCAR

    • @Eduardgc
      @Eduardgc 3 роки тому +8

      @@liams9926 I was about to say that

    • @Human_traain
      @Human_traain 3 роки тому +10

      Tiny style

    • @liams9926
      @liams9926 3 роки тому +2

      @@Eduardgc HI JIMMY

    • @Thefirst_Three
      @Thefirst_Three 3 роки тому +7

      Marvel:We have the hulk
      Dc:we have bane
      C&H:we have broadway speeding bullet!!!

  • @Hippienolic2
    @Hippienolic2 3 роки тому +839

    They forgot the doctor who plays the ribs like a xylophone

    • @Grandflea02
      @Grandflea02 3 роки тому +24

      Ik, that's one of my favourites of all time

    • @PuffyKat
      @PuffyKat 3 роки тому +6

      That wasn’t dastardly it was dope

    • @ahsangamer2745
      @ahsangamer2745 2 роки тому +1

      TRUE LOL 🤣🤣

    • @LEGOSHI985
      @LEGOSHI985 2 роки тому

      they forgor

    • @glaucomflecken
      @glaucomflecken 2 роки тому +3

      They forgot the bouncy baby doctor.

  • @arturopelcastre281
    @arturopelcastre281 3 роки тому +244

    There's nothing, like A doctor real doctor for the morning, ahhhhh

  • @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054
    @checkoutmyplaylistsforente8054 3 роки тому +24

    3:17 I doubt that anyone can animate a better "WTF!" face than that

    • @toymaster4041
      @toymaster4041 3 роки тому +4

      THE FUCK YOU JUST SAY TO MW YOU LITTLE HERO

  • @ComicalRealm
    @ComicalRealm 3 роки тому +1260

    Tiny Style: the hero we didn't deserve, but also the hero we need.

    • @Br08281997
      @Br08281997 3 роки тому +11

      That's how God works ❤🙏

    • @ThatOneMurro
      @ThatOneMurro 3 роки тому +20

      Stop right there!
      You committed crimes against Skyrim and her people by commenting twice on the same video, what say you in your defense?

    • @Ronin_444x
      @Ronin_444x 3 роки тому +3

      Such an annoying hero

    • @JohnMkrv
      @JohnMkrv 3 роки тому +4

      "Thank God"

    • @ahsangamer2745
      @ahsangamer2745 2 роки тому

      TRUE LOL 🤣🤣

  • @hythmeo_o1181
    @hythmeo_o1181 3 роки тому +573

    Damn you forgot to add Lab Results, that one is a genius

  • @davedan274
    @davedan274 3 роки тому +317

    Dr. Realdoctor seems like a very professional doctor.

    • @xristos.l4259
      @xristos.l4259 3 роки тому +13

      That is because he is a real doctor

    • @user-vh7yo5cg7t
      @user-vh7yo5cg7t 3 роки тому +5

      Fun fact a guy in Austria wich was considered a good doctor turned out to have no medical degree and was arrested after Years of him being a "doctor"

    • @hunternichols3909
      @hunternichols3909 3 роки тому

      Yes

    • @dehydratedwater9806
      @dehydratedwater9806 3 роки тому +2

      Especially the pill pusher

    • @jennicacomley8930
      @jennicacomley8930 3 роки тому +2

      that’s why his name is dr real doctor

  • @Destroyerof_wrlds
    @Destroyerof_wrlds 3 роки тому +61

    3:16 those eyes after he says that are priceless 😂

    • @HackFeSt1
      @HackFeSt1 2 роки тому +9

      👀”Tf you say” had me rolling😂

    • @Edward_Nebiolo
      @Edward_Nebiolo Рік тому +2

      Is that even legal?

  • @JustSomeDog
    @JustSomeDog 3 роки тому +490

    Just imagine how much air their pumping inside his arm with the squiggly staws

    • @cogsandglimmers
      @cogsandglimmers 3 роки тому +53

      Maybe that's the real reason he died, it wasn't really THAT urgent until he got a few liters of air in his bloodstream

    • @daleketchup7434
      @daleketchup7434 3 роки тому +5

      I believe it

    • @necromancer6405
      @necromancer6405 3 роки тому +1

      Plus, why the f would you poke the top?

    • @jaminonthisbeet3650
      @jaminonthisbeet3650 3 роки тому

      @@necromancer6405 that's called syphoning

    • @ahsangamer2745
      @ahsangamer2745 2 роки тому

      TRUE LOL 🤣🤣

  • @neooblisk0084
    @neooblisk0084 3 роки тому +1129

    "It isn't legal in this state" implies that turning people into furniture is legal in other states.

    • @GreekDudeYiannis
      @GreekDudeYiannis 3 роки тому +33

      Maybe he just needs to move to another state where it is legal.

    • @Downperk
      @Downperk 3 роки тому +5

      Tf?

    • @metholuscaedes6794
      @metholuscaedes6794 3 роки тому +11

      Well he cant make an overarching statement for all of the states, various regulations and variance from state to state tend to get really complicated, so he can only express himself in this specific instance.

    • @GamerKingCasualGaming
      @GamerKingCasualGaming 3 роки тому +20

      Well down here in Arkansas, my family firmly believes in fine woodworking, and we also LOVE visitors, some decide to stay and others go home with some nice pieces of wood, and we also have a family recipe that turns the wood into a nice dark shade of red...
      P.S. for legal reasons, this is a joke

    • @blitzo8097
      @blitzo8097 3 роки тому +5

      isn't kind of dumb to just be killing people in order to assemble furniture.It's not like the people are adding something to the table.He just making the process more difficult

  • @ErwinSmith001
    @ErwinSmith001 3 роки тому +574

    That wishes is still the best one for me next to Tiny Style

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 роки тому +3

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I watched this video and it is really not that good compared to my perfect videos. GAGAGAGAGA!!! This is NOT self-promotion! This is the reality! This is the world! We are the people! Don't disl****ke my vide*****s, my dear erwin

    • @L1mb0907
      @L1mb0907 3 роки тому +15

      @@AxxLAfriku sure u being wierd in ur bedroom with a sock on ur head is better than this actual hard work

    • @92jwiener
      @92jwiener 3 роки тому +2

      Did somebody say, "Grime?"

    • @richmondfernandez9615
      @richmondfernandez9615 3 роки тому +3

      @@AxxLAfriku bruh ur vids look weird as fk on first sight

    • @ashurakingex8845
      @ashurakingex8845 3 роки тому

      Tell me why i screamed stop killing him at the end of that wrestler shit😂

  • @elitef3642
    @elitef3642 2 роки тому +17

    I love how the first sentence is "not to be a dick or anything". Really sums up what you get yourself into when you watch cyanide and happiness

  • @thethunderstone3072
    @thethunderstone3072 3 роки тому +161

    There needs to be a fountain made of crazy straws.

  • @glaucomflecken
    @glaucomflecken 3 роки тому +999

    As a "Real Doctor", I can tell that this video is absolutely accurate.

    • @lavonnalaurel3672
      @lavonnalaurel3672 3 роки тому +2

      Omg😂😂😂

    • @lavonnalaurel3672
      @lavonnalaurel3672 3 роки тому +15

      God gave you the miracle hands of healing others 💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾with your hard work and the love you have for his people

    • @dylanregan9439
      @dylanregan9439 2 роки тому +1

      The birth was with Dr real doctor was the most accurate

    • @Echo-22-538
      @Echo-22-538 2 роки тому +3

      OH GOD IT'S THE CRIMINAL DR. REAL DOCTOR!

    • @pandagal9805
      @pandagal9805 2 роки тому

      Woah lol

  • @TrimbyGaming
    @TrimbyGaming 3 роки тому +34

    2:14 my God I'd love to see how THAT conversation went lol

  • @magmaagamingchannel
    @magmaagamingchannel 3 роки тому +534

    I'm waiting for señor cleanfist and Harry the handsome butcher to make a clean getaway

    • @noahkalla9153
      @noahkalla9153 3 роки тому +3

      Same

    • @35trito
      @35trito 3 роки тому +3

      Haaaary the haanndsoome BUTCHER! Yes... I read your comment like that.

    • @liamnebula
      @liamnebula 3 роки тому +4

      You forgot that guy with the big gun suit

    • @rhoydplaz2853
      @rhoydplaz2853 3 роки тому

      @@35trito haya

    • @Breaking_in3
      @Breaking_in3 3 роки тому +1

      Man I would love a clean get away

  • @GreekDudeYiannis
    @GreekDudeYiannis 3 роки тому +40

    I love how his actual name is Dr. Cherkoff Sayzwat.

  • @liams9926
    @liams9926 3 роки тому +168

    Doctor- It's okay Bob, the surgery is going to go just fine.
    Patient- Uhhhh, my name is Brandon.
    Doctor- I know, my name is Bob.

    • @7thwardserpent83
      @7thwardserpent83 3 роки тому +3

      Overused joke, unrelated to anything.

    • @liams9926
      @liams9926 3 роки тому +8

      @@7thwardserpent83 The video is literally about medical malpractice

    • @anonymousanonymous9587
      @anonymousanonymous9587 2 роки тому +1

      I have a similar joke I saw a while ago
      Doctor 1: Ok sir, you're going to be ok.
      Patient: The surgery is going to work, right?
      Doctor 2: Don't worry, there's nothing to fear.
      *Later, after the surgery...*
      Doctor 1: Ok, it's a success!
      Patient: Oh, thank you for the help!
      Doctor 2: Yep, that lung transplant went seamlessly. Jimmy, you'll be ok.
      Patient: Lung transplant? I'm here because I have cancer. Also, i'm Johnny.
      Doctor 1 and 2: *RUN*

  • @denyhaguilar679
    @denyhaguilar679 3 роки тому +18

    Dr. Realdoctor: **exits**
    Medic aka Dr Ludwig: "You and I are not so different."

  • @ragdude7323
    @ragdude7323 3 роки тому +29

    Hey, those diamond looking things are actually helpful.

    • @maximind12
      @maximind12 3 роки тому +4

      Yes, hey are called phages and some research has found that they might be able to help destroy special viruses called superbugs in the future. And they don’t destroy body cells as they are very specialised.

  • @Rtech17353
    @Rtech17353 3 роки тому +23

    8:06 this made me laugh way to hard

  • @nikusson
    @nikusson 3 роки тому +13

    Love that continuity detail of Mr. real doctor's award -or whatever it is- being broken and taped up in the second one after it fell in the first one.

  • @devenscott1174
    @devenscott1174 3 роки тому +93

    Me after I killed everyone in a town in RDR2"Whos next?"

    • @Nativeboi2119
      @Nativeboi2119 3 роки тому

      When I see the NPC who killed me
      *you*

  • @SujalJaiswar
    @SujalJaiswar 3 роки тому +74

    Today I donated my watch, phone and $500 to a poor guy.
    You don't know the happiness I felt when I saw him put the knife back in his pocket.

  • @davesbasement7635
    @davesbasement7635 3 роки тому +11

    10:19 Rimworld pawns after i collect all their limbs:

  • @its_o9ine613
    @its_o9ine613 3 роки тому +4

    9:23 “don’t leave me hanging bro”
    . . . . *_WHAT?!_*

  • @Tippex_Official
    @Tippex_Official 2 роки тому +4

    Okay. The wishes segment at 2:23 is HOW YOU DO DARK HUMOUR. Chilling and scary yet still a joke at heart.

  • @xxits_jeffx8997
    @xxits_jeffx8997 3 роки тому +64

    Doctor: talks to mom
    Mom: starts crying
    Doctor: Timmy, who is your favourite hero? 😊
    Timmy: Antman
    Doctor: WANNA MEET HIM?!!! 😊

  • @gamelian
    @gamelian 2 роки тому +3

    5:36 Baby is cute 🙂

  • @spacex6997
    @spacex6997 2 роки тому +6

    Dr Realdoctor is like the TF2 medic, but more sane.

  • @NTVE404
    @NTVE404 2 роки тому +5

    “J U R K O F F S A Y S W H A T ARE YOU phucING KIDDING mE!?!?!? Our son is DEAD!” 8:52

    • @gamelian
      @gamelian 2 роки тому

      Nice words🥶

  • @Spiketrooper
    @Spiketrooper 3 роки тому +27

    That wife has a good sense of humor

  • @Nothing_Town
    @Nothing_Town 3 роки тому +10

    I love the skits with doctors!

  • @mantycoo4848
    @mantycoo4848 3 роки тому +41

    Dr Real Doctor must be a professional
    He didn’t even need to go for 12 years in medical school

  • @Dreamyblue101
    @Dreamyblue101 3 роки тому +16

    This is so funny and hilarious

  • @urnobody3073
    @urnobody3073 3 роки тому +5

    7:07
    Me: da, what the fu...

    • @gamelian
      @gamelian 2 роки тому

      *coughs 🤣🤣🤣

  • @user-mf6qn7sz6x
    @user-mf6qn7sz6x 2 роки тому +3

    4:24
    uh oh
    *OH NO*

  • @NC-ny1kw
    @NC-ny1kw 3 роки тому +5

    Don't leave me hanging bro😂😭

  • @julius4611
    @julius4611 3 роки тому +3

    1:05 lmao the thermometer

  • @ll-xz8yi
    @ll-xz8yi 3 роки тому +3

    Anyone else absolutely love how lil jil says "someone say" for no reason?
    I can't be the only one

  • @user-io9sb2yt3z
    @user-io9sb2yt3z 3 роки тому +2

    Thank You, God, for new Cyanide and Happiness compilation

  • @andreadegraaf4078
    @andreadegraaf4078 3 роки тому +24

    On the Bullet Buster one how did the heart beat monitor keep beeping if he was disconnected from it

  • @lucifergamingofficial09
    @lucifergamingofficial09 3 роки тому +5

    5:09 thank me later😂😂🤣🤣

  • @chachoescalante6359
    @chachoescalante6359 2 роки тому +3

    9:00 savage af

  • @hotrichard4266
    @hotrichard4266 3 роки тому +3

    the first one was actually really wholesome

  • @arturocordova5670
    @arturocordova5670 3 роки тому +5

    Grasp child firmaly 3:45

  • @gamelian
    @gamelian 2 роки тому +3

    4:41 So sad for you😣

  • @entr3_nou5
    @entr3_nou5 2 роки тому +3

    Good GOD the wrestler one. I figured I was emotionally prepared for these videos at this point

  • @flufffluffer3517
    @flufffluffer3517 3 роки тому +9

    I really wanna see more Dr. Realdoctor

  • @rebeccachambers4701
    @rebeccachambers4701 2 роки тому +2

    6:00 this is actually very accurate to what doctors do in hospitals especially when the doctor works for the hospital instead of a type of doctor Union

  • @FHBStudio
    @FHBStudio 3 роки тому

    That opening shot of Wishes is awesome!

  • @lowHpPanic
    @lowHpPanic 2 роки тому +3

    yo, the last one gave me goosebumps..."WHOS NEXXTTTTT"

  • @renamon5658
    @renamon5658 3 роки тому +9

    Tiny style the hero you never heard of

  • @tylerdurden91169
    @tylerdurden91169 3 роки тому +5

    "Did someone say...Tiny Style?"

  • @miss_latte756
    @miss_latte756 2 роки тому +2

    0:16 poor kid

  • @seph_lol
    @seph_lol 3 роки тому +12

    1k views in 3 minutes…impressive

  • @karabiel9167
    @karabiel9167 3 роки тому +54

    I wish that the first one was actually possible just have a tiny person go in n cure you, I'd have my dad back😯😔

  • @Wanking_wanker
    @Wanking_wanker 3 роки тому +2

    10:15 dude has become the pirate guy from family guy

  • @thebluedragon493
    @thebluedragon493 3 роки тому +10

    That moment when the characters have eyes

  • @hike2246
    @hike2246 3 роки тому

    Nice I love it

  • @sai_lg1070
    @sai_lg1070 3 роки тому +1

    I love how it’s the same doctors or hospitals

  • @dreamtoonfamily
    @dreamtoonfamily 2 роки тому +1

    “Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. But today is a gift, that is why it is called the present.”

  • @naniii8531
    @naniii8531 2 роки тому

    i don't know why im laughing but this video is so funny

  • @AshtonsRailwayVideos
    @AshtonsRailwayVideos 2 роки тому +10

    I love how the “real doctor” is hiding inside her womb and holding the premature baby a gunpoint

  • @xarisfil58
    @xarisfil58 3 роки тому

    So sweet the first one

  • @maokai09
    @maokai09 3 роки тому

    too gosh darn good

  • @kylerkinko7640
    @kylerkinko7640 3 роки тому

    love you vibesssssssss

  • @derrickhill4438
    @derrickhill4438 3 роки тому +7

    8:24 Oh god, I already know I'm going to hell for laughing to this

  • @jackgibsonfirstalt
    @jackgibsonfirstalt 3 роки тому +2

    6:22 - 6:30 Dr. Mario be like

  • @Strikery
    @Strikery 2 роки тому +2

    1:17 At this point give her back the tumors viruses and clot her bloodstream again

  • @foxtrap86flame
    @foxtrap86flame 3 роки тому +29

    Dying Kid: I want you to beat me to death
    Me: What a masochistic kid
    Dying Kid: I'm cured!
    Me: Īe, anata wa sudeni shinde imasu (No, you are already dead)

    • @kucinghitam4322
      @kucinghitam4322 3 роки тому

      Kore wa shindeiru

    • @foxtrap86flame
      @foxtrap86flame 3 роки тому

      @@kucinghitam4322 Mōshiwakearimasenga sore o katto shimasen

    • @kucinghitam4322
      @kucinghitam4322 3 роки тому

      @@foxtrap86flame ora ngudeng aing

    • @foxtrap86flame
      @foxtrap86flame 3 роки тому

      @@kucinghitam4322 I don't speak Sundanese

    • @Arubedo
      @Arubedo 3 роки тому

      ちう、おまえはもうしんでいる

  • @shadneractadventures715
    @shadneractadventures715 3 роки тому

    Finaly a long video

  • @dominikburschyk2073
    @dominikburschyk2073 3 роки тому +4

    Actually these were harmless viruses check out the video from Kurzgesagt where he explains what these things are called bacteriophage.
    Have a nice day ya'll

    • @titipezehealing4348
      @titipezehealing4348 3 роки тому +2

      Yeah, thanks for informing, a lot of people wrote this on the video that this was from.And yeah, I don't get what CH though when they made this lol

    • @dominikburschyk2073
      @dominikburschyk2073 3 роки тому +1

      Still funny so i don't see the Problem
      And some people gonna learn new stuff...

  • @worcestershiresauce6377
    @worcestershiresauce6377 2 роки тому +1

    imagine being a a foetus and being held hostage before you're even born

  • @bazookallamaproductions5280
    @bazookallamaproductions5280 2 роки тому +2

    3:25 the philosophy of dr Kevorkian, VERY based man indeed.
    talking on the ethics of mortality itself. fascinating subject, would recommend researching him.

  • @ThierryTiramisu
    @ThierryTiramisu 3 роки тому +4

    0:53 VIRUS-O-METER :)

  • @taikundo02
    @taikundo02 2 роки тому

    Lol
    10/100

  • @EDIAV42
    @EDIAV42 3 роки тому +5

    The furniture doctor could have just been a freaking carpenter. Plus the drugged guy should have done something (or maybe it was impossible at that point). The police really need to knock down the door instead of knocking.

  • @kyleg-rover7707
    @kyleg-rover7707 2 роки тому +4

    Will Lil Jil ever get the recognition she deserves??? Will she ever receive thanks???
    The world may never know

  • @lunkycultist5519
    @lunkycultist5519 2 роки тому +2

    6:06 going to the hospital in America be like

    • @gamelian
      @gamelian 2 роки тому

      What the fuck? Seriously 😬

  • @brandnewontheinternet9024
    @brandnewontheinternet9024 3 роки тому

    We need a part 3 to tiny style asap

  • @r.i.pmaple8450
    @r.i.pmaple8450 3 роки тому +1

    Doctor crying
    Subtitles: Laughter

  • @lemo9971
    @lemo9971 2 роки тому +1

    "Don't leave me hanging BRO"

  • @priyanshugoel3030
    @priyanshugoel3030 3 роки тому

    Man the size consistency of tiny style. It's hilarious.

  • @Random_Glasses_Guy15599
    @Random_Glasses_Guy15599 3 роки тому +15

    Congrats to people who are early
    FREE COOKIE HERE
    🍪

  • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
    @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 3 роки тому +12

    Who's still beeping on the EKG machine in the Wishes skit if the little boy is being beaten to death?

  • @cshapr4256
    @cshapr4256 3 роки тому

    Honestly the crazy straw thingy was cool af

  • @perfecttaxevasion9696
    @perfecttaxevasion9696 2 роки тому +1

    3:19 "The fuck you say!" Always gets me 🤣

  • @bcyan0
    @bcyan0 3 роки тому +2

    4:46 does he have camo shorts?

  • @jakobs.family.computer
    @jakobs.family.computer 3 роки тому

    I love u guys

  • @tomandersson2055
    @tomandersson2055 3 роки тому

    I want to be a doctor one day, great inspiration!

  • @benjinotbenny1403
    @benjinotbenny1403 2 роки тому

    This is so funny

  • @chriss3594
    @chriss3594 2 роки тому

    Awesome

  • @chrismorris5321
    @chrismorris5321 3 роки тому +1

    Tiny style is gonna be the next villain

  • @plinius902
    @plinius902 3 роки тому +3

    how is it called the song at the minute 10:56

  • @xbox3.448
    @xbox3.448 3 роки тому +1

    My guy face just make me think about the what did he say meme at 3:14

  • @thdricks6694
    @thdricks6694 2 роки тому

    3:17: me whenever I see literally any bug ever

  • @imveryhungry7841
    @imveryhungry7841 3 роки тому +5

    In the first one, the tiny person actually killed of the virus killers, so basically the viruses would now be more dangerous

  • @dankmemesandsht560
    @dankmemesandsht560 2 роки тому

    Jerk off says what had me dead 😂😂