Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #9 Revised

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  • @WangEmma-uj6ze
    @WangEmma-uj6ze 6 років тому +988

    The Ted Bear thing sounded sooo legit until the bacon tree but that’s what to expect with this series

    • @elbyrne1
      @elbyrne1 6 років тому +8

      So true

    • @deerzy.y
      @deerzy.y 5 років тому +3

      Ikr

    • @chrischaboyer2629
      @chrischaboyer2629 5 років тому +3

      I remember the first time I ever saw “Ted Bear” and him just miraculously finding bacon made me laugh so damn hard 😂

    • @nicomoist5336
      @nicomoist5336 4 роки тому +2

      @@deerzy.y the voice actor is Arin Hansen from gamegrumps. He's very talented and awesome!

    • @Grilledcheeseprotectionagency
      @Grilledcheeseprotectionagency 2 роки тому +1

      I still follow his advice it keeps bullies away when I shake my butt like he does

  • @iceala
    @iceala 5 років тому +460

    Ted Bear shaking his ass and the sound effect is just hilarious.

    • @grahamhale3829
      @grahamhale3829 4 роки тому +8

      It works

    • @iceala
      @iceala 4 роки тому +6

      @@grahamhale3829 lol

    • @thisslime2109
      @thisslime2109 4 роки тому +4

      I love the sound effect, but poor ted

    • @JustarLad
      @JustarLad Рік тому +4

      Imagine the guy actually clapping his ass for this role.

    • @bladerj
      @bladerj 6 місяців тому

      @@JustarLad if want the ass you were hearing lmao

  • @whenyoutryyourbestbutyoudo190
    @whenyoutryyourbestbutyoudo190 7 років тому +1977

    I actually had feels for the dad on the shark one

    • @B66pics
      @B66pics 7 років тому +18

      whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed SAME

    • @tricoreo
      @tricoreo 7 років тому +12

      whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed same...

    • @umbra7563
      @umbra7563 7 років тому +7

      whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed I did

    • @mysteriousunknown586
      @mysteriousunknown586 7 років тому +48

      whenyoutryyourbest butyoudontsucceed that piece of shit son

    • @lilastevens722
      @lilastevens722 7 років тому +5

      Same😢

  • @jsupermiller933
    @jsupermiller933 6 років тому +438

    During “shark rad”, billy says no one wants cupcakes, but later, you can here a kid say “I love cupcakes”

  • @shafeeshassan
    @shafeeshassan 7 років тому +2019

    Why does SharkDad hit right in the feels :(

    • @aviationchannel1840
      @aviationchannel1840 7 років тому +35

      Shafee Hassan Same it makes me sad

    • @aviationchannel1840
      @aviationchannel1840 7 років тому +60

      Stanisław Czuprynski yeah the boy does kind of act like a brat

    • @Zurx001
      @Zurx001 7 років тому +11

      Mr. Quagmire hey giggity gittity gittiy

    • @GalaxyEnixix
      @GalaxyEnixix 7 років тому +4

      Shafee Hassan dont know

    • @hisalloy87
      @hisalloy87 7 років тому +1

      Shafee Hassan 😭😭😭😭

  • @LubuzzD
    @LubuzzD 6 років тому +359

    R.I.P. Ted Bear; the man with the most convenient survival strategy

    • @Mazaroth
      @Mazaroth 5 років тому +8

      He survived his own death.

    • @thelonggame9583
      @thelonggame9583 5 років тому

      @@Mazaroth 🐱‍👤

    • @shadebinder9969
      @shadebinder9969 5 років тому +1

      I think the camera guy set up that bear trap

    • @gn7271
      @gn7271 4 роки тому +1

      He survived from his own death🤔😀

  • @thecreator2338
    @thecreator2338 7 років тому +444

    I feel bad for Ted bear's camera man

  • @alexbeck8705
    @alexbeck8705 5 років тому +107

    13:25 you can see a poster that says "shark is love, shark is life"

    • @JT_gaming123
      @JT_gaming123 3 роки тому

      Shrek is love shrek is life is a weird video

  • @Chill_yz
    @Chill_yz 7 років тому +430

    I feel bad for sharkdad :(

    • @mememan9288
      @mememan9288 7 років тому +15

      ElEcTr0_PL4YS_RBLX same if i had a son like that i would but him up for auction

    • @loocie4636
      @loocie4636 6 років тому +10

      Ya it wasn’t funny

    • @JT_gaming123
      @JT_gaming123 3 роки тому

      Ye I feel bad for him too

  • @del5981
    @del5981 6 років тому +476

    Shark dad needs to pull out the shark belt

    • @magnoliaarch912
      @magnoliaarch912 6 років тому +5

      Delali A. Shark belt oh ah ah

    • @Jaxon_Graveen
      @Jaxon_Graveen 6 років тому +4

      I think that shark rad is awesome because he was his dad right and I’m the doom slayer and that’s what I would do to!!!

    • @cloggedsumo6796
      @cloggedsumo6796 6 років тому

      Dun Dun. Dun Dun.

    • @ShooterBloody
      @ShooterBloody 6 років тому

      fDelali A.

    • @budiraharjanur5730
      @budiraharjanur5730 6 років тому

      Shark dad is ugly his face was ugly

  • @thatoneguy5918
    @thatoneguy5918 6 років тому +593

    Plot twist:Ted bear becomes sad Larry

  • @damiandiaz147
    @damiandiaz147 4 роки тому +188

    Princess: LOVE 💘
    Man: GonNa gET LAid

  • @AudiDevv
    @AudiDevv 6 років тому +290

    "Ugh dad, this is a boys party"
    *girl is swimming in the pool*

    • @mkmarcy100
      @mkmarcy100 6 років тому +8

      Maybe she’s a tomboy..?

    • @AudiDevv
      @AudiDevv 6 років тому +3

      ;-; so tomboys are literal boys, you mean transgender.

    • @dannk-zg7nv
      @dannk-zg7nv 6 років тому

      That meme is dead

    • @the-thought-machine
      @the-thought-machine 6 років тому +5

      Probably his sister

    • @ideadyt1107
      @ideadyt1107 6 років тому +1

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
      2 girls are there and i heard someone say i love cupcakes

  • @whatshouldinamethis5823
    @whatshouldinamethis5823 7 років тому +706

    I feel bad for shark dad

    • @gamemondays5768
      @gamemondays5768 7 років тому +4

      Yeah

    • @VaporBacon
      @VaporBacon 7 років тому +3

      Ginny Weasley me too

    • @ROMORoo7
      @ROMORoo7 7 років тому +4

      i know it 13:34 😒

    • @goodvibez5336
      @goodvibez5336 7 років тому +3

      Ginny Weasley I do to
      My mom would beat the living shit and christ out of me

    • @gleek4life25
      @gleek4life25 7 років тому +18

      The son sucks

  • @rafaelvinals9486
    @rafaelvinals9486 7 років тому +322

    the shark dad made me depressed

  • @sethadkins546
    @sethadkins546 5 років тому +84

    24:18 This one gets me every time...imagine doing this irl 🤣

  • @dreitsukibane
    @dreitsukibane 7 років тому +187

    Shark Dad should've ate everyone :3

  • @brysonrubendall6580
    @brysonrubendall6580 7 років тому +159

    R.I.P. Ted Bear you'll always be in our hearts...

    • @DrRezzy
      @DrRezzy 7 років тому

      Bryson Rubendall FigurantFigurant

    • @jt-r6826
      @jt-r6826 7 років тому +1

      He did actually ate is di*k

    • @semisolidsnake7103
      @semisolidsnake7103 7 років тому

      Bryson Rubendall oh and on ted bear two and three.

  • @jv.gabriel
    @jv.gabriel 7 років тому +852

    dinner with folks was an unexpected one and a funny one

    • @robertmccray7224
      @robertmccray7224 7 років тому +37

      so true, and then she said HELL NO when there was the gay couple.

    • @toribeatty9202
      @toribeatty9202 7 років тому +7

      +Robert McCray YOU HOMOSEXUAL

    • @kafropcod3397
      @kafropcod3397 7 років тому +23

      TheTURDtool I thought it was funny and then she said no, i like how they were defending gays and you know the others, but I liked it when they had the true girl who hates the stuff, forgot what's it called

    • @gamerforlife8179
      @gamerforlife8179 7 років тому +2

      Kafrop Cod ok

    • @joieingram9526
      @joieingram9526 7 років тому +8

      No it wasn't.Her family were effing satan worshippers

  • @ggsnowman4652
    @ggsnowman4652 6 років тому +194

    This is Disney for adults

  • @krispykreme1497
    @krispykreme1497 7 років тому +533

    Billy: Um this is a BOYS party Dad!
    Me: Then why do I see 2 girls in the pool

    • @blakechandler167
      @blakechandler167 7 років тому +36

      Jimmy Neutron plus cupcakes are for everyone

    • @tylerwash05
      @tylerwash05 7 років тому +2

      Jimmy Neutron FREAKING TRUE

    • @tqiga
      @tqiga 7 років тому +1

      Jimmy Neutron SAME

    • @ethanhernandez1382
      @ethanhernandez1382 7 років тому +3

      Fuck sharkrads son

    • @lilboat420
      @lilboat420 7 років тому +1

      Jimmy Neutron 😂😂😂

  • @dynamicpanda6464
    @dynamicpanda6464 7 років тому +87

    Ted Bear hiding in his clothes is my spirit animal.

  • @kiahmarie1654
    @kiahmarie1654 7 років тому +256

    Poor shark dad.

  • @joeyjojojoey4095
    @joeyjojojoey4095 5 років тому +87

    "It's actually, a crustacean"
    Best line

    • @salmonellq2981
      @salmonellq2981 4 роки тому +2

      do you eat your asians with or without the crust?

    • @buglab2285
      @buglab2285 4 роки тому

      @@salmonellq2981 without crust

    • @gn7271
      @gn7271 4 роки тому

      Man I don't wanna drink crustaceans

    • @gn7271
      @gn7271 4 роки тому

      Is tasty at the first

  • @allenhernandez3350
    @allenhernandez3350 6 років тому +98

    24:52 Assassin's Creed in a Nutshell

  • @valyang6544
    @valyang6544 6 років тому +75

    It's so interesting how these short clips can make you doubt your reality.

  • @ArbiterofMankind
    @ArbiterofMankind 7 років тому +173

    For those complaining in the comments, their reason for re-uploading this is in the description. Secondly, if you don't like their compilations then don't watch them. They still upload their original shorts every week. They only reason they do it because someone else does it on their channel, might as well get paid for it since it's their content.
    *FLIES* *AWAY*

    • @KeshiaSaidSo
      @KeshiaSaidSo 7 років тому +14

      People are allowed to voice their opinions, just as you voiced you opinion right now of their opinions. Lol just like you said dont watch a compilation if you dont like it. Well i say move on if you dont agree with a comment lol. Tis all. Gday

    • @Marscael24
      @Marscael24 7 років тому

      kessie garcia idiot this comment is not an opinion, cause there is evidence from the DESCRIPTION

    • @lunalovegood_1416
      @lunalovegood_1416 7 років тому

      Pro Blade

    • @beardedassailant3732
      @beardedassailant3732 7 років тому +4

      true... many of these are being ripped off... This is smart of them

    • @charleszlu70
      @charleszlu70 7 років тому

      l

  • @hilariocitii
    @hilariocitii 3 роки тому +45

    I love the fact that even if it was made as a joke, the songs are still bops

  • @sonofagun2053
    @sonofagun2053 7 років тому +36

    oh look ted bear is back

  • @ritabedevian376
    @ritabedevian376 6 років тому +77

    I can relate to Ted Bear on a spiritual level 😂

  • @toiletpaper6408
    @toiletpaper6408 6 років тому +132

    Chocolate chip muffins!
    Ughpuhewyuck
    *...raisins...*

    • @twistedfoxy3228
      @twistedfoxy3228 6 років тому

      Slushy119 DAMN YOU RAISINS!!!

    • @elliesparrow127
      @elliesparrow127 6 років тому

      Can relate

    • @simeonweldon1592
      @simeonweldon1592 6 років тому +1

      I can only imagine how many times you replayed that part to get the exact sound to comment. 😂

  • @mtkmidnight8504
    @mtkmidnight8504 4 роки тому +77

    The best thing about Cynade and happiness is that even if it’s offensive it’s funny

  • @mayplethefox4415
    @mayplethefox4415 7 років тому +164

    Aww Shark rad is Shark dad ;x; poor shark dad is bullied by his son

    • @brendenjt
      @brendenjt 7 років тому +2

      MaypletheFoxVA sharksad :(

  • @joejeffy7352
    @joejeffy7352 7 років тому +379

    Who thought the plane was going to light the forest on fire

  • @jodul6557
    @jodul6557 7 років тому +242

    For anyone wondering, this was reuploaded due to UA-cam placing age restrictions on them.

    • @jesiimah
      @jesiimah 7 років тому +14

      Edit: you mean * To make money* _from old content_ from people off all ages.

    • @KeshiaSaidSo
      @KeshiaSaidSo 7 років тому +16

      Completely agree + Jay bird

    • @Katrina_NYC
      @Katrina_NYC 7 років тому +16

      + jay bird EXACTLY. This channel has become all about the money, less about the content :(

    • @MissingYouser
      @MissingYouser 7 років тому +1

      Katrina M.B They want everyone to see there videos. A lot of people who use UA-cam don't have an account. You're making an assumption.

    • @MissingYouser
      @MissingYouser 7 років тому

      Katrina M.B if they wanted more money why don't they upload them individually? That would make a lot more money.

  • @flamingohz3284
    @flamingohz3284 6 років тому +148

    We Need "Ted Bear" In The Movie
    Yea, I will watch it for Real~

    • @gn7271
      @gn7271 4 роки тому +1

      I like Ted bear

  • @JJO3999
    @JJO3999 6 років тому +66

    Ted bear is easily the best one😂😂😂😂

    • @Charlie-ez6en
      @Charlie-ez6en 6 років тому +2

      I am more than certain that he is Aussie

  • @cooliocomics4322
    @cooliocomics4322 7 років тому +106

    2:28 Ted bear #1
    22:33 Ted bear #2

  • @leidt8818
    @leidt8818 7 років тому +888

    Ted Bear was to funny

    • @ROMORoo7
      @ROMORoo7 7 років тому +5

      ol ted let him self go worst then a couch potato

    • @ryanbutworse
      @ryanbutworse 7 років тому +4

      On one clip he has coke on his nose right (muffin)

    • @osiris132
      @osiris132 7 років тому

      #lel

    • @setharecool6459
      @setharecool6459 7 років тому +2

      Um too not to

    • @benhawkes7503
      @benhawkes7503 7 років тому

      Your spelling is to poor

  • @Aerodil
    @Aerodil 6 років тому +38

    "You're "whale-come."
    Omg 😂😂😂 I have a dirty mind.

    • @y_a_e_l.
      @y_a_e_l. 4 роки тому +1

      I wonder what whale cum looks like

    • @EthanCG
      @EthanCG 4 роки тому +3

      @@y_a_e_l. Hey that's why they're called "sperm whales"

  • @sodafox-
    @sodafox- 6 років тому +58

    8:39 that's a baby goat. A Baby goat is called a kid so either way he killed a kid

    • @mochi8694
      @mochi8694 6 років тому +5

      It was a sheep not a goat. You an tell by the way it was drawn by the artist(s).

    • @fabricatedlightning1158
      @fabricatedlightning1158 6 років тому

      I was just about to say that

    • @vsroblox1138
      @vsroblox1138 6 років тому +2

      Same I cringed and go to 17:08 he has Hitler shoes

    • @vsroblox1138
      @vsroblox1138 6 років тому

      @@mochi8694 it's actually a goat because goats will soon become a sheep soo

  • @dream.music.gaming7398
    @dream.music.gaming7398 6 років тому +145

    12:06 shark dad skipped leg days it seems

    • @cyric1873
      @cyric1873 6 років тому +2

      13:00 he definitely does

    • @xenovail
      @xenovail 6 років тому

      But not arm day

  • @heiljandal1329
    @heiljandal1329 6 років тому +53

    8:40 Gordon, they be sacrificin' ya *LAMB SAUCE*

    • @gordoramsbey3523
      @gordoramsbey3523 6 років тому +2

      Reeeee

    • @elbyrne1
      @elbyrne1 6 років тому +3

      We found the lamb sauce FINALLY

    • @MrCubFan415
      @MrCubFan415 6 років тому +3

      Where’s the lamb sauce: i sleep
      WHERE’S THE LAMB SAUCE?!: real sh*t
      8:40 : *ASCENDED*

    • @xenovail
      @xenovail 6 років тому +2

      Lamb Sauce *L O C A T E D*

  • @37robinb
    @37robinb 5 років тому +38

    Shark rad vs White knight: Dawn of justice

    • @blakevannest5893
      @blakevannest5893 4 роки тому +3

      Find out the outcome next time on Dragon Ball Z

  • @mandm2682
    @mandm2682 7 років тому +136

    Why does Shark Rad put up with his son at all

  • @xFierceDeityz
    @xFierceDeityz 7 років тому +346

    EVERYBODY READ THE DESCRIPTION!

    • @KeshiaSaidSo
      @KeshiaSaidSo 7 років тому +13

      Listen, nooooo one cares of their excuses to make more money off the same ish. Ohhh nooo their videos were age restricted before, guess what if they make so that theyre not age restricted...it is *NOT* because they care about little kids feeelings, its because they want to make the most *MONEY* from everyonneeee NOT by posting more original content, but by reuploading content they already made money from us for!! If you dont understand that, than you are too young to understand why is grown ups are giving up on this channel and sticking to THE HUNDREDS OF *OTHER* actual animators who work twice as hard on longer animations and still hash out New content all the time, for instance *Domics* , *OddOnesOut* , *Simons Cat* , etc.etc.etc.

    • @xFierceDeityz
      @xFierceDeityz 7 років тому +1

      kessie garcia I know. I get it I was telling people to at least read the description

    • @TransferProtocol
      @TransferProtocol 7 років тому +2

      But... they put out a new short every week though not even counting the compilations. And a little mini thing too. I don't know any other animation channels that put out a new short a week.

    • @Blackguy610
      @Blackguy610 7 років тому +2

      kessie garcia You say that like they still don't post new animations every week.

    • @thethatdude9218
      @thethatdude9218 7 років тому +7

      kessie garcia lol I literally just said the same thing as you on another comment😁 people just don't understand

  • @Kyle_116
    @Kyle_116 7 років тому +378

    So uh..... Why are people stupid? Complaining about compilations being uploaded when the regular schedule has been unaffected is just asinine. They are still uploading a new short every week, the compilations have replaced literally nothing.

    • @jesiimah
      @jesiimah 7 років тому +12

      Wow. You are a a marketers dream. So so naive.

    • @TransferProtocol
      @TransferProtocol 7 років тому +8

      Then inform me. I hardly ever watch the compilations. It doesn't bother me. I still get the same amount of content I want. If you don't want to watch it just don't click on it and just click their regular uploads like I normally do?

    • @ethandagamer255
      @ethandagamer255 7 років тому +9

      jay bird You are the naive one!

    • @jasoncall9725
      @jasoncall9725 7 років тому +9

      Lol completely agree with jay bird so many naives children here hahaha

    • @babyJes444
      @babyJes444 7 років тому +7

      + jay bird hahahaha exactly

  • @happyaske
    @happyaske 6 років тому +39

    R.i.p Ted 2018-2018

  • @littlemissunderelm592
    @littlemissunderelm592 7 років тому +20

    The mum was chanting the thing from Chucky in dinner with the folks 😂

  • @3Beans3
    @3Beans3 7 років тому +1508

    Is anyone not going to talk about how Ted Bear drunk through a fruitfishes p*nis straw? 😂

    • @randomtiger7937
      @randomtiger7937 7 років тому +38

      Jimin Park 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 at least he got that protein in.

    • @varietyhub2948
      @varietyhub2948 7 років тому +34

      There's no such thing as a fruit fish

    • @Cylix404
      @Cylix404 7 років тому +54

      Its a Crustacean

    • @vcatnation4242
      @vcatnation4242 7 років тому +11

      That wasn't his penis, that was his intestines

    • @ivansowatzka3824
      @ivansowatzka3824 7 років тому +4

      Jimin Park no, no one is

  • @Ilovedevan
    @Ilovedevan 7 років тому +19

    Ted Bear spits fire.

  • @alicesmith4899
    @alicesmith4899 6 років тому +222

    So everybody just gonna act like they didn’t just do a satanic ritual

  • @ryantroilo9539
    @ryantroilo9539 6 років тому +46

    26:33 *top ten saddest anime betrayals*

  • @allenhernandez3350
    @allenhernandez3350 6 років тому +500

    You guys are not allowed anywhere near Disney. Ever.

  • @ilovenatsuki1384
    @ilovenatsuki1384 7 років тому +85

    ted bear one was ironic

  • @DrFury-hd6oe
    @DrFury-hd6oe 6 років тому +47

    White knight was funny asf.I also rhink its funny that tedd clapped his own cheeks at the dude and the raccoon😂😂

    • @lloydeackles9172
      @lloydeackles9172 5 років тому

      Who tf was white knight funny 😐because it was about black people?

    • @dinosuarr6529
      @dinosuarr6529 5 років тому +4

      @@lloydeackles9172 because it poked fun at a usually serious situation and the comedic timing was good

  • @brandontaylor6677
    @brandontaylor6677 7 років тому +272

    he put up with her sadistic family, but the woman can't deal with an interatial gay marriage?

  • @noahayles-burry8812
    @noahayles-burry8812 7 років тому +40

    Omg the salt one killed me

  • @jackieclayton283
    @jackieclayton283 6 років тому +56

    BACON! WE MUST BE UNDER A BACON TREE! 💁🏾

  • @PoPo-tn4tp
    @PoPo-tn4tp 6 років тому +26

    8:08 i love how she says the chant from the first chucky movie

    • @ClicheAsEver
      @ClicheAsEver 6 років тому +3

      Thank God you clarified that for me. I was like, I've heard that before.

    • @paagaljack9410
      @paagaljack9410 4 роки тому +2

      Give the power I beg of you

    • @imillusion492
      @imillusion492 2 роки тому +1

      I just heard it

  • @bananaderp6412
    @bananaderp6412 7 років тому +31

    I almost died laughing at Ted Bear 2

  • @matigrzala3989
    @matigrzala3989 6 років тому +97

    24:52 Stealth games in a nutshell.

  • @smartnon2255
    @smartnon2255 7 років тому +281

    So does Ted bear have a second body

  • @kinoepigrafe
    @kinoepigrafe 5 років тому +6

    17:23 "Well, they're all criminals! I can tell just by looking!"
    Holy shit, every time.

  • @iknodawaemybruddas908
    @iknodawaemybruddas908 7 років тому +72

    Ted bear in a 'bear' trap heheheheheheheheheehehehehehehehehehehehehehheehehehe

    • @patbass8282
      @patbass8282 7 років тому +1

      PhonyLocket1 or bear grylls

  • @JotaroKujo-rm3sn
    @JotaroKujo-rm3sn 7 років тому +19

    Dinner with the folks was funny as hell

  • @edbn24
    @edbn24 6 років тому +70

    the therapy one was good

    • @rayadams1184
      @rayadams1184 6 років тому +1

      Would White Knight be Marvel or DC

  • @ombhatt6626
    @ombhatt6626 4 роки тому +4

    Therapy is by far the greatest animation piece I've seen from you guys!!

  • @xiaicecream2464
    @xiaicecream2464 7 років тому +163

    What guys think: GONNA GET LAID DOODLY DOO

  • @One_KHRN
    @One_KHRN 7 років тому +247

    TED BEAR is mainly focused on Man vs wild , 'Bear Grylls'.....He meant every thing/every animals or insects are foods and edible for Bear Grylls....

    • @Gumkey
      @Gumkey 7 років тому +3

      KHRN Star well duh

    • @lavenderlavender3952
      @lavenderlavender3952 7 років тому +5

      KHRN Star He's also Arin "Egoraptor" Hanson, the worst video game player on the planet

    • @QuadThreatGaming
      @QuadThreatGaming 7 років тому +12

      I bet it took you a whole day to figure that out.

    • @incidia9523
      @incidia9523 7 років тому +1

      he knows when to drink his own pee

    • @yourqualitymeme5146
      @yourqualitymeme5146 7 років тому

      KHRN Star
      Thank you captain obvious.

  • @endoanimations
    @endoanimations 6 років тому +316

    HOLY CRAP. Guys I’m not kidding but my real name is Ted. Also, the expiration date on the milk from the tree said “21 Nov”, that’s my birthday!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No way!

  • @fats3839
    @fats3839 6 років тому +47

    Poor shark rad

  • @sunnboi1206
    @sunnboi1206 7 років тому +351

    might as well release a compilation of your compilations.

    • @KeshiaSaidSo
      @KeshiaSaidSo 7 років тому +34

      Hahahahaha this made me actually lol

    • @Recluseism
      @Recluseism 7 років тому +3

      Ded Bot read the description fuck wit

    • @onespookyboi9170
      @onespookyboi9170 7 років тому +4

      Ded Bot well said

    • @peaceten9
      @peaceten9 7 років тому

      Ded Bot that would quite literally be 18 hours long

    • @slyprisma7986
      @slyprisma7986 7 років тому

      Ded Bot 5

  • @dylanjanssen9627
    @dylanjanssen9627 6 років тому +86

    9:21 uhh whats the father doing?

    • @heiljandal1329
      @heiljandal1329 6 років тому +15

      Dylan Janssen breaking the 2nd dimension

    • @supermarioglitch4985
      @supermarioglitch4985 6 років тому

      Yeah

    • @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley
      @BewareTheLilyOfTheValley 6 років тому +5

      A devil's triangle, or as Bret Kavanaugh would put it, "It's just a drinking game".

    • @ideadyt1107
      @ideadyt1107 6 років тому +8

      Fuking breaking every law

    • @blyved
      @blyved 6 років тому +6

      Spinning her on the wheel and aiming for her head

  • @giantskeleton2418
    @giantskeleton2418 6 років тому +45

    When I saw The White Knight I laughed VERY hard I passed out.

  • @e4-m0nngaming57
    @e4-m0nngaming57 5 років тому +30

    That salt one was actually kinda disturbing 😬

  • @Eeveelution-ek7tx
    @Eeveelution-ek7tx 7 років тому +11

    I love Ted Bears survival skills they really work! ;)

  • @ahrencarlon1887
    @ahrencarlon1887 7 років тому +170

    READ. THE. DESCRIPTION.

    • @jesiimah
      @jesiimah 7 років тому +13

      We have, we understand. They are greedy and want to *make money* off of old content from people of allllll ages

    • @ethandagamer255
      @ethandagamer255 7 років тому +10

      jay bird Grow up little kid. You are just taking the cool side because you saw everyone else complaining about literally noting.

    • @Katrina_NYC
      @Katrina_NYC 7 років тому +7

      You are dead on + jay bird !!

    • @jasoncall9725
      @jasoncall9725 7 років тому +7

      Jay bird, agreed one thousand percent!!

    • @ahrencarlon1887
      @ahrencarlon1887 7 років тому +4

      so you probably did not read it then lol, or ignored what they said and came up with your own explanation.

  • @AnaslaysiaTV
    @AnaslaysiaTV 6 років тому +509

    Anyone else notice in the satanist “Meeting the Parents” skit, the mom was saying using the spell Chucky used to transfer into a doll?

    • @hicartealonzogabriel1663
      @hicartealonzogabriel1663 6 років тому +3

      Omg story texts ima fan

    • @AnaslaysiaTV
      @AnaslaysiaTV 6 років тому

      Clover

    • @hicartealonzogabriel1663
      @hicartealonzogabriel1663 6 років тому +1

      Story Texts OMG i watched all your
      Undertale and yandere simulator stories and do you rather ship BudoxAyano or TaroxAyano
      I choose budo x ayano

    • @AnaslaysiaTV
      @AnaslaysiaTV 6 років тому

      Clover Taro x Ayano

    • @hicartealonzogabriel1663
      @hicartealonzogabriel1663 6 років тому

      Story Texts MK but what country are u in if ur in america it should be night time in my country its like 11:30 am

  • @StevieObieYT
    @StevieObieYT Рік тому +1

    Ted Bear always finds a way to survive 💀

  • @shilarios8250
    @shilarios8250 7 років тому +19

    r.i.p ted bear

  • @DystopicEdits
    @DystopicEdits 7 років тому +7

    The 2 guys yelling at the end of ted bear 2 is hilarious

  • @joe9486
    @joe9486 7 років тому +76

    6:13 R.I.P. Ted Bear😭😭😭😭

  • @connorawesomest2682
    @connorawesomest2682 6 років тому +1

    Ted bear 2 was the best thing I’ve seen on dis channel

  • @aliniadelias9907
    @aliniadelias9907 7 років тому +50

    Ted Bear is the best

  • @HiHACKER
    @HiHACKER 7 років тому +406

    *Tonight...... BAM BAM BAM* no one is thinking of me..... Tonight.....

  • @_bunnies_3317
    @_bunnies_3317 6 років тому +52

    10:35 what the f***

    • @vsroblox1138
      @vsroblox1138 6 років тому +1

      Hahahahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahaha

    • @ideadyt1107
      @ideadyt1107 6 років тому

      Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahwhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahhhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahh😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😋😋😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @woki3dokie
    @woki3dokie 6 років тому +18

    19:21 he looks like he wants to buy some chocolate

  • @insertname5198
    @insertname5198 7 років тому +99

    It's a reupload of a group of reuploads. INCEPTION!

  • @n0stal6ic2
    @n0stal6ic2 7 років тому +26

    " Were Gong To Learn How To Use Library Computers To Jac..." Hummm I Wonder What He Would Of Said.

  • @rachelhunter3600
    @rachelhunter3600 6 років тому +16

    24:23 - Literally had me hyperventilating, LMAO!!! 💀😂😂

  • @destroyerofworlds4663
    @destroyerofworlds4663 5 років тому +10

    9:36
    She acts like this...
    Even though she pretty much forced him to go through this 7:40
    Wait for it...

    • @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991
      @yourfriendlyneighborhood3991 5 років тому +5

      That was the joke. But good god how insensitive dat bish was 😂

    • @basilzoubi1290
      @basilzoubi1290 4 роки тому +3

      She says "I swear to Christ" like no you swear to Satan dumbass

  • @h29452
    @h29452 7 років тому +8

    I love that the subtitles are in Spanish until it gets to 6:14, when it says, "GET REKT M8."

  • @debbybrown932
    @debbybrown932 7 років тому +41

    When a humanoid shark is a super hero and your dad is the only humanoid shark in the world
    I wonder who sharkrad is?

  • @nate2604
    @nate2604 7 років тому +88

    Ted BEAR fell into a BEAR trap

  • @happyaske
    @happyaske 6 років тому +28

    GONNA GET LAID

  • @snowboots1749
    @snowboots1749 6 років тому +19

    i feel bad for shark rad
    hey...
    that rhymes...
    heh,heh
    😄

  • @theanonymouswayz3566
    @theanonymouswayz3566 6 років тому +40

    roses are red
    violets are blue
    there is a butt-faced
    lizard at 3:02

    • @theanonymouswayz3566
      @theanonymouswayz3566 6 років тому +6

      roses are red
      trees are really blind
      there is a girl wearing
      a bear hat at 7:39

    • @scp-echo4769
      @scp-echo4769 6 років тому +3

      Roses are red
      Your not so kind
      I wish I was dead
      Instead of keeping you in mind

    • @theanonymouswayz3566
      @theanonymouswayz3566 6 років тому +2

      Roses are red
      I want to die
      I cant stop watching
      Stupid bill nye

    • @theanonymouswayz3566
      @theanonymouswayz3566 6 років тому +2

      Roses are red
      violets are a bore
      I really don't think
      Dragons go roar

    • @scp-echo4769
      @scp-echo4769 6 років тому +2

      Roses are red
      Violates are blue
      Violets are violets!
      What the hell did you do!

  • @elias0374
    @elias0374 7 років тому +712

    Oh hey, didn't see yah scrolling down the comments there!
    I hope your comment will survive as well as mine.
    I'm Ted Bear and I'll see you next time! ;)
    *Edit:* Wow! Didn't expect my comment to reach the top, thanks! ^^

    • @elias0374
      @elias0374 7 років тому +20

      Well when being a survivalist just like me, yah might find out that it sometimes comes in handy to use another name as cover. In this way, nobody will be able to recognize your real identity.
      It looks like this survival method worked on you even though I did make a major mistake by telling you my real name in the comment.
      You should try it out as well Daisy and good luck with the survival! ;)

    • @dissmo706
      @dissmo706 7 років тому

      Elias Jensen VT cfcfcfc TV gvt

    • @brhom1002
      @brhom1002 7 років тому +10

      XD I keep reading your comments with an accent

    • @elias0374
      @elias0374 7 років тому +6

      Haha, cheers mate! ^^
      My comment has achieved its purpose :D

    • @michaelanderson4862
      @michaelanderson4862 7 років тому +4

      Elias Jensen I am following your comment so I hope I will survive

  • @ASquared544
    @ASquared544 5 років тому +1

    You were supposed to make me laugh, Explosm... YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO MAKE ME LAUGH!!!!!