Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #14
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- Опубліковано 2 лют 2017
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The Decision
The Leak
The Apple
Making Out
The ER Visit
The Tragedy
Gym Class
The Prosthetic
The Farmer
Killgore
Coffee
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I hope Rudy became a rapper. He was damn good at improv insults.
Some Guy orange pickin ass grave defiling ass
Some Guy
I didn't like Rudy he was to rude he was a stupid little orange drinking ass bad father ass no good little shitty ass.
Pls do not take this seriously or Kilgore or a Potato will kill you in your sleep.
I don't think he insulted as much as he just said "ass" a lot
"The farmer" really got me on that one lol...the expression on the cows face was priceless
I literally starting laughing so hard tears came out of my eyes
Frl I was shocked i thought he was sad bcs of he was working all the time
It was time for Thomas to leave… for he had seen everything
It is better than every video one it
Next time put on a timestamp like 2:13
Also that's a random timestamp
Killgore could only have gotten in the pen because he wanted to be in the pen... thats the scariest part
Missingno incarnate
Bro Kilgore pulled a Gary's mod
Or something bigger… something scarier must have put I’m in his place…
Is nobody going to talk about how on the Gym Class obstacle course, there was barbed wire kids had to crawl under? Nobody?
Or how about the fact that the course was apparently dangerous enough to permanently paralyze someone?
Like no matter how bad that kid was that shouldn't be possible.
I would like but it is at 69
@@Oversizedcatgod I respect you for that
Yeah i was wondering why barbed wire was there
You never did that in school?
Still hoping for those compilation compilations.
Nissan GTR
HTFCuddles agreed
HTFCuddles nah im in for compilation compilation compilations
famer is awesome
HTFCuddles
The first one was the biggest plot twist I have ever seen.
IKR
Is that Caleb city in your pfp?
Lmao yeah
Same bruh
Eat your cereal
How it feels to chew 5 gum: 15:19
5 gum simulate your senses
Lol hi foxy 😁
Lol thanks for being the funniest of fhe day
how it chews to gum five feels.
senses your stimulate
i chewed 6 one time and it was like chewing a big gum
lol
The first clip had one of the best buildups I've ever seen, making the punchline so effective
Rudy should be in a roasting tournament
You pfp is perfect
The Giant Spider he can’t because he’s not roasting
He’s only Insulting
The Giant Spider that’s probably how he made all of his money lol
Yes he should
It’s still relevant god damn it! Good ass reply ass
"Otherwise this vessel will fill with space and drag us down to David bowie's locker" that has to be the greatest throwaway pun ever devised
He should have had a major Tom name tag
Cud’s
My brotha
I fully agree
The duolingo bird PLEASE DONT TAKE MY FAMILY I WILL DO MY LESSONS TODAY JUST DONT HURT MY FAMILY
14:19 The amount of G force to negative G force he would be experiencing would be astounding
He would be dead
@@drittzthedarktuber4327 not dead just knocked out
It is about as much g force as a jet doing a back flip
why is lag
"DAMN RIGHT." Best quote ever
"DAMN RIGHT."
“DAMN RIGHT”
DAMN RIGHT!
13:55 When the server starts lagging:
My dog at 3am
More like 3:32
Or 15:19
One day I will write down everything Rudy says
@Thulium no u
damn right
Spirit Of Yaoi I would like to see u do that 🙄
"Ayy teach get the molasses outta your ass and bring me that juice will ya you one mile an hour walking no running ass feet dragging turtle son of a bitch, the hell I can't you bitch ass toupee wearing fish eye'd two year college degree earning no wife or kids having mustard stain on his shirt kindergarten teaching ass, diploma handing dress wearing funny hat ass, first generation of your family to graduate college ass, love at first site ass three sugars two creams in her coffee, first date having a romantically compatible ass independent women big titty, make me the happiest man in the world ass, love of my life ass till death do us part I do vow and ring wearing, tiny embroitic ass no finger print having third trimester son of a, beautiful ass umbilical cord cutting little dick having, bitch ass no baseball catching, ??? straight A's making me proud ass, cats in the cradle ass, first grandchild ass life begins life ass diaper full of shit stinking, touching ass surrounded by loved ones ass wouldn't change a goddamn thing making me cry ass motherfucking ready for death ass me sheeiiiiitttt.......... Disrespectful orange picking ass grave defiling" there you go you lazy ass bitch ass motherfucker - Rudy
MoonX Cool OH MY GOD
"Haha his legs dont work no more" always gonna be my favorite line
"The same thing people call love is the same thing that causes animals to want to breed" - Rick S.
“Captain, we’ve got a problem! We’re taking on space!”
I had to stop the video and finish laughing
I only just understood the David Bowie’s locker joke
I did not understand it?
I was laughing so much me to
There is 666 likes.Well $hit.
It wasn't that funny
The rodeo bull just straight glitching into the ground got me way too good lmao
Speedrun tactic, saved him 1.8975 frames
69 likes
Yup
Yeh it’s basically cyberpunk with a rodeo
the rodeo was made by bethesda
when you need to turn your failed 3d animation test into a video 13:36
Gym Class is one of my favorites. I love the coach at the end mocking the boy after he mocked the handicapped girl. Moral of the story? Don't ridicule someone for their misfortunes or shortcomings, and rise above your handicaps as best you can. You are capable of so much more than it may seem.
yousa neva gona walk again
Didn't they ridicule the boy after? Does that make them all handicapped?
Man I love the Rudy episode.
OMG me too! It's my favorite, It's the one I show everybody to get them into C&H.
Ye, I was like, I didnt see that!
makin' me proudass
Disrespectful orange-picking ass.
Ol bitch ass rare ass Pepe you'll ever see head ass, ol bitch ass suicidal frog lookin ass, ol long ass arm having son of a bitch
Stephan queen’s
The
Book
The movie adaptation was awful
That got me 🤣
@Thiny Sihaneath agreed I just hope Netflix doesn’t make a live action series lol
The only good sequel
I read it. Greet read!
I like how nobody is talking about "hey sweetie do you think we're ready for a dog" or "lets take this up stairs"
14:07 is where it made me laugh in tears...
1:43 They had us at the first half not gonna lie
Its wholesome at the first half
That was better than the alternative
@@Sladebomb69I thought they were gonna kill them
I've followed you guys for nearly 15 years now. From deviantart all the way to Facebook and honestly, at this point in time, I really have to tell you....
You're like 75% responsible for my sense of humor
have my like just for dedication
F
15:19 My laptop when I try playing CSGO:
"With everything going on out there, its a dangerous world out there"
five seconds later throw kids out into the dangerous world
@Red Cyndaquil waaaaaaaaaa my daddy said bad wohd! Waaaaaaaaaa!
He doesn’t care about the kids
16:15 when someone falls into the river in Lego city
What does the horse eat?
Hey
Hahahaha
haha nice one
To make it better press this 16:16
13:55
Can confirm, that’s how bull riding works.
Edit: I’m strongly considering making a Bethesda joke as well.
I think the bull is glitch....like a bug in a game i guess
Wess Moore did I see the bull rideing one correctly or am I going insane
Stitch Conybear
Yes.
The Bull will be fixed in the next update of life
Majintwin Jr
It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.
11:29 - He looks like one of those crazy anime doctors.
Honestly, it could genuinely be a plot for a Junji Ito manga.
Ngl, the Gym class one is legitimately inspiring and fun.
15:15 damn the mom just pushin away her daughter like that
TacoMuncher358 Child services:
TacoMuncher358 how can they not hear him!?
You can see the face change
MEAN MOM!
Rudy's wife put up with his rudeness her whole life😂
But he was romantically rude
Rudy is really funny
Pawel Adamowski LMAO true
Which ones Rudy
Now that’s love right there lmao 😂
3:06 "I'll bring help! Gah."
This show never runs out of time!!
No matter what year u watch this, its funny as hell 🤣🤣
How is the teacher not already dead but Rudy died
I AM CONFUSION
Yes the teacher is older than Rudy
My teacher has out lived three classes of graduates. He brings us cookies.
Hello Mr Confusion
Hello CONFUSION
Im Dad
Sorry just had to do those shitty dad jokes
Rudy was 70 and the teacher 90
1:43 extreme plot twist
Ikr
Yeah im shaking.
I fucking died lmaooooo
I was shaking
Yoloeaux Swag so the plot thickens
Killgore the bull is my favorite 🤣😂
That me right there at 15:08
the second cows face is flawless and priceless work
That backround danger sound effect reminds me of McDonald in the morning.
2:25
And when the closing manager forgets their car keys in store and how to turn off the alarm
Fr
Haha😃
Yep
Lmao
11:23
not gonna lie but that's a cool story for a horror movie
guy making people into wooden furniture
edit: didnt expect this to get so many likes lmao
@RPC008 OFFICIAL thanks for being a downer
now that i think about it, the idea is boring. i cant rlly see how its suppose to be scary
but, the people aren't even the furniture. he could just skip the whole chopping up bodies part and still have the same nice wooden furniture
@@commasui525 it wouldn't be a good idea but it's a pretty stupid fun horror idea, you know? doesn't have to be good.
@@idiotgay why dontcha ask the guy why he makes people into furniture hm? maybe you'll get an answer.
I just always love their facial expressions....
15:52 that dude is just chilling in the back while there's a robbery going on xD
15:18 how i feel after a laggy game
I know right XD 😂🤣😂🙃😂🤣😁😁🤣☠️
This man knows. He knows the pain that no man should ever feel.
Ikr!!!
14:51 hey the Wilhem scream. Also I must say Killgore the Bull was the funniest damn thing
Who else is addicted to these now?
THIS ISN'T EVEN MY HOUSE
Im dying with laughter
Damn that bulls a hacker
Modder
*scammer*
Made by Bethesda
@@WendigoPsycho Bethesda made Corvo and Daud so you have a point
*EXPLOITSZ*
the cows face made me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂
SAME!!🤪
16:32 this one is actually very very very wholesome
How
15:19 when my crush calls me cute and asks me out
On a date
4:20 playing the ted bear song 😂😂
Brent 😂😂😂
haha 420...
nice
14:15 Ubisoft Bull
GameCube bull...
Bullthesda...
its just a glitch bull
Correction: Ubi-Bug Bull
@@seyfettin8003 xD
That’s how the titanic movie should’ve end
Killgore was the first one I ever watched. I was crying laughing in the middle of a class
8:49 the magic pole just apeeard
Nah it appeared because it was zooming out
@@centevanbael292 100% magic
No it was Suzy using 9% of her power to make it form.
*apeærd
Ha ha! his legs don't work no more!
I'm crying
LoL
The cow's reactions gets me every time lol
Teacher: the test isn't going to be that hard.
The Test: 13:54
18:20 did anybody notice the credits at the end, besides me?
Ye
comment making me notice things i didn't notice ass
Typing Ass Screenplay,
Idea Having Asses Story.
Did you noticed the year he died. 18:00
XD that is awsome
9:45
School bully when 1st grader scrapes their knee on the sidewalk:
Look at Cyanide and Happiness, Putting a whole different meaning onto "Playing with a Dead man"
This is seriously one of my favorite compilations.
The milk machine one is just wrong
Yes.
Please help idk what happened
Nvm i just finished it wtf
Ya
What happened? I didn't know! But I'm pretty sure I don't want to know
Omg why did the Killgore one bother me so much.
Is it an reference? :v
he means mentally disturbed
It's an SFM character
Phillip Berk idk
i think killgore was what they got when they started playing with 3-D animation and they just decided to make a normal C&H episode around it.
God, that cow one was so wholesome at first-
Thank you for all the laughs, especially when we need them the most.:)
Oh God, now I need an entire crate of Rudy Oranges
iLL tAKe yOur EnTIRe StoCK
Rudanges
Starving ass
*looks everywhere but mouth*
"Oh, I had a tickle in my throat."
no matter how down I am this series always gets a laugh
I swear the one with the guy insulting people his whole life was so far the most whole some thing in this video
Error 404:
exe.Killgore has stopped working
bleach idiot eror 404 is missing file s
Lunar bat idiot it's a joke
Evan Mapson you think that I don t know it
bleach how many people have your username?
MasterChef117 10 billion
Rudy went out like a BOSS!
mohawk morty lookin ass
huehuehubert l shut up happy looking ass
I LAUGHED SO HARD WHEN THE ORANGE SPOKE XDXDXDXD
Damn right
That's my name
This is the best compilation of C&H
After 3 years and it still super good compilation
That Killgore bull is the animation your teacher chose in UA-cam.
0:13 Nice Book You Got There...
Stephen Queens, the book
15:24 literally me In the morning
17:51 THAT GUY LIVED WHILE RUDY GREW UP AND DIED AND HIS GRANDSON IS ABOUT 18 AND THAT TEACHER IS STILL ALIVE!!!
Edit: this got a lot of likes bruh, wtf😳😂
Well he died right after
Wow
Bro that’s. The joke
Never underestimate the power of *_CANCER_*
Well f b a n s d a f b a f o n c d a
These are the intials of the words
The Killgore short was the only one that actually made me laugh.
There’s nothing funnier that a spazmatic, glitchy bull cause utter hell
That's nice bud. Stop sharing your opinion now please.
dude same i was dying at the shitty 3d animation
*UDDER hell
🤣
D W who are you to do that? If he wants to share his opinion let him.
I love how at 2:33 it says “oats swinging in air” even though they’re in space and there is no air lmao
"Killgore.exe has stopped working"
Rudy still has 9 years to live. Live on my guy.
Respecting youtube commenting looking ass
@@SnailSnail-lo4pm Big ass snail saying about commenting looking ass-
Cause of the orange tree ass?
7 years left
Six now
I thought that one about should we have kids was gonna be normal but I don’t know what I was expecting 😂
Shouldnt expect too much
What you'd expect good things
Lol
Theres always a dark twist and i love it 😂
this whole series is so much dark humor
So Rudy was 79 when he died. His teacher must have been in his 90's
JoeBro915 like 110 actually.
well he graduated college and taught Rudy in kindergarten so by then he might've been mid 40s so maybe 130?
DEOS KING no, I think he was s not less then 51 when he taught Rudi
JoeBro915 Nerd
How the hell does Rudy know to swear at a very young age
12:50 that brown cow has seen things
suzanne wunnenberg lol
Do not ruin the 69 likes PLEASE
Whoever ruined the 69 likes is a monster
Bitch-ass toupee-wearin fisheye'd two year college degree earnin no wife n' kids havin', mustsrd stain on shirt kinder garden teachin' ass
It's seen better days
"David Bowie's locker" god, i laughed hard
I appreciate you guys for 24/7 streaming during COVID
Killgore and Rudy are my favorite ones ^^
kaklikful oldman: *poor juice like a bitch*
kaklikful I agree
the "bull" one is the nightmare of animator
Anyone see Stephen queens?!?
McDelta I
MicinDelta l
MicinDelta
King banjo ggggtijgynnnj
WTF KOK KETEMU GW SI GAMMA YANG DI STIM V:
this is my favorite childhood stickman animation
The first one had me
Had us in the first half not gonna lie
WHY DO YOU ALWAYS POST AT 1 AM ?? I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SLEEP
edit - whoaa some people are triggered because they think i'm mad at them ??? lmao no, it's just a joke, chill. and yes i know about different time zones i'm just trying to make a joke jheez
ever heard of different time zones?
okay lorimae Basically
xXTHEBOMBSQUADXx Gaming lmao yes
4:39 here
it's nine in the morinig here!!!
15:17
Dr: Mam, *MAM PLEASE NO!!*
Mom: *Opens curtains*
Dad: *Acts Like Molten Boss In Tower Defense Simulator*
Alternate: acts like any NPC from fallout 76
"David Bowie's Locker" is genuinely one of the funniest things I've ever heard.
12:12 why was the farmer crying when he put on the lotion, is it so expensive that he can't afford it? Is he so poor that it cost him a fortune to get and at that moment he took to much and he knew that he would not be able to put it back? I am very confused
i know this is a late reply but it hurt because the lotion made his hands burn because of the blisters he got
They synced killgor with the cowboy perfectly. and also that was my favorite short in this compilation.