Cyanide & Happiness Compilation - #14

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  • @jonathonwaser7381
    @jonathonwaser7381 4 роки тому +863

    "The farmer" really got me on that one lol...the expression on the cows face was priceless

    • @perryplaya6945
      @perryplaya6945 3 роки тому +20

      I literally starting laughing so hard tears came out of my eyes

    • @fraudden
      @fraudden 3 роки тому +12

      Frl I was shocked i thought he was sad bcs of he was working all the time

    • @TheCoolerMox
      @TheCoolerMox 3 роки тому +10

      It was time for Thomas to leave… for he had seen everything

    • @duck123duckduck3
      @duck123duckduck3 3 роки тому +4

      It is better than every video one it

    • @boogerohgravy
      @boogerohgravy 3 роки тому +4

      Next time put on a timestamp like 2:13
      Also that's a random timestamp

  • @mellowdium1334
    @mellowdium1334 5 років тому +2303

    Rudy should be in a roasting tournament

    • @rey4874
      @rey4874 5 років тому +27

      You pfp is perfect

    • @kingtreedede7303
      @kingtreedede7303 5 років тому +11

      The Giant Spider he can’t because he’s not roasting
      He’s only Insulting

    • @Logan619ine-i5q
      @Logan619ine-i5q 5 років тому +4

      The Giant Spider that’s probably how he made all of his money lol

    • @greenpixel716
      @greenpixel716 5 років тому +2

      Yes he should

    • @spongeeee3996
      @spongeeee3996 5 років тому +4

      It’s still relevant god damn it! Good ass reply ass

  • @Tigercup9
    @Tigercup9 7 років тому +520

    I hope Rudy became a rapper. He was damn good at improv insults.

    • @levibrooks1534
      @levibrooks1534 7 років тому +18

      Some Guy orange pickin ass grave defiling ass

    • @mustacheproductions8469
      @mustacheproductions8469 7 років тому +13

      Some Guy
      I didn't like Rudy he was to rude he was a stupid little orange drinking ass bad father ass no good little shitty ass.
      Pls do not take this seriously or Kilgore or a Potato will kill you in your sleep.

    • @damisterboss357
      @damisterboss357 7 років тому +8

      I don't think he insulted as much as he just said "ass" a lot

  • @e_pluribus_unum252
    @e_pluribus_unum252 4 роки тому +440

    Killgore could only have gotten in the pen because he wanted to be in the pen... thats the scariest part

  • @user-eu6sj2gj1t
    @user-eu6sj2gj1t 7 років тому +5860

    Man I love the Rudy episode.

    • @JDMricist
      @JDMricist 7 років тому +83

      OMG me too! It's my favorite, It's the one I show everybody to get them into C&H.

    • @user-eu6sj2gj1t
      @user-eu6sj2gj1t 7 років тому +26

      Ye, I was like, I didnt see that!

    • @zulioner7880
      @zulioner7880 7 років тому +115

      makin' me proudass

    • @deathtoisa
      @deathtoisa 7 років тому +148

      Disrespectful orange-picking ass.

    • @balance3809
      @balance3809 7 років тому +48

      Ol bitch ass rare ass Pepe you'll ever see head ass, ol bitch ass suicidal frog lookin ass, ol long ass arm having son of a bitch

  • @jongenix1631
    @jongenix1631 5 років тому +8749

    The first one was the biggest plot twist I have ever seen.

  • @Flyboy207
    @Flyboy207 5 років тому +883

    “Captain, we’ve got a problem! We’re taking on space!”
    I had to stop the video and finish laughing

    • @0Ploxx
      @0Ploxx 5 років тому +14

      I only just understood the David Bowie’s locker joke

    • @Silencesi_.
      @Silencesi_. 4 роки тому

      I did not understand it?

    • @Silencesi_.
      @Silencesi_. 4 роки тому

      I was laughing so much me to

    • @twisty7973
      @twisty7973 4 роки тому +2

      There is 666 likes.Well $hit.

    • @avikorneyev6581
      @avikorneyev6581 4 роки тому +1

      It wasn't that funny

  • @hydrex6819
    @hydrex6819 4 роки тому +2220

    Is nobody going to talk about how on the Gym Class obstacle course, there was barbed wire kids had to crawl under? Nobody?

    • @metazoxan2
      @metazoxan2 4 роки тому +117

      Or how about the fact that the course was apparently dangerous enough to permanently paralyze someone?
      Like no matter how bad that kid was that shouldn't be possible.

    • @Oversizedcatgod
      @Oversizedcatgod 4 роки тому +12

      I would like but it is at 69

    • @hydrex6819
      @hydrex6819 4 роки тому +8

      @@Oversizedcatgod I respect you for that

    • @Synetity
      @Synetity 4 роки тому +6

      Yeah i was wondering why barbed wire was there

    • @alt4388
      @alt4388 3 роки тому +6

      You never did that in school?

  • @JJangGuns
    @JJangGuns 5 років тому +2768

    One day I will write down everything Rudy says

    • @Forlorn_Overseer
      @Forlorn_Overseer 4 роки тому +20

      @Thulium no u

    • @xvcrypto1727
      @xvcrypto1727 4 роки тому +9

      damn right

    • @jennifergrande5069
      @jennifergrande5069 4 роки тому +2

      Spirit Of Yaoi I would like to see u do that 🙄

    • @ConnerPlays360
      @ConnerPlays360 4 роки тому +169

      "Ayy teach get the molasses outta your ass and bring me that juice will ya you one mile an hour walking no running ass feet dragging turtle son of a bitch, the hell I can't you bitch ass toupee wearing fish eye'd two year college degree earning no wife or kids having mustard stain on his shirt kindergarten teaching ass, diploma handing dress wearing funny hat ass, first generation of your family to graduate college ass, love at first site ass three sugars two creams in her coffee, first date having a romantically compatible ass independent women big titty, make me the happiest man in the world ass, love of my life ass till death do us part I do vow and ring wearing, tiny embroitic ass no finger print having third trimester son of a, beautiful ass umbilical cord cutting little dick having, bitch ass no baseball catching, ??? straight A's making me proud ass, cats in the cradle ass, first grandchild ass life begins life ass diaper full of shit stinking, touching ass surrounded by loved ones ass wouldn't change a goddamn thing making me cry ass motherfucking ready for death ass me sheeiiiiitttt.......... Disrespectful orange picking ass grave defiling" there you go you lazy ass bitch ass motherfucker - Rudy

    • @Tajjeeralak
      @Tajjeeralak 4 роки тому +1

      MoonX Cool OH MY GOD

  • @yamano7527
    @yamano7527 4 роки тому +339

    The rodeo bull just straight glitching into the ground got me way too good lmao

  • @meatballg8655
    @meatballg8655 5 років тому +1009

    "Otherwise this vessel will fill with space and drag us down to David bowie's locker" that has to be the greatest throwaway pun ever devised

  • @luigilegend1111
    @luigilegend1111 4 роки тому +453

    How it feels to chew 5 gum: 15:19
    5 gum simulate your senses

    • @Ren_yup
      @Ren_yup 3 роки тому +1

      Lol hi foxy 😁

    • @natashazuniga409
      @natashazuniga409 3 роки тому +5

      Lol thanks for being the funniest of fhe day

    • @bokajjj_
      @bokajjj_ 3 роки тому +3

      how it chews to gum five feels.
      senses your stimulate

    • @guywithgrasspfp
      @guywithgrasspfp 3 роки тому

      i chewed 6 one time and it was like chewing a big gum

    • @sai_lg1070
      @sai_lg1070 3 роки тому

      lol

  • @critical_crunch
    @critical_crunch 4 роки тому +480

    13:55 When the server starts lagging:

  • @nicholasbouchard7077
    @nicholasbouchard7077 4 роки тому +460

    Stephan queen’s
    The
    Book

    • @bradceplina
      @bradceplina 4 роки тому +12

      The movie adaptation was awful

    • @panesolo3082
      @panesolo3082 4 роки тому +4

      That got me 🤣

    • @bradceplina
      @bradceplina 3 роки тому +2

      @Thiny Sihaneath agreed I just hope Netflix doesn’t make a live action series lol

    • @angelthebudgie4148
      @angelthebudgie4148 3 роки тому

      The only good sequel

    • @RYCH3
      @RYCH3 3 роки тому

      I read it. Greet read!

  • @IshrixTheGoblin
    @IshrixTheGoblin 5 років тому +81

    I've followed you guys for nearly 15 years now. From deviantart all the way to Facebook and honestly, at this point in time, I really have to tell you....
    You're like 75% responsible for my sense of humor

  • @JargonMadjin
    @JargonMadjin 4 роки тому +163

    The first clip had one of the best buildups I've ever seen, making the punchline so effective

  • @wessmoore7894
    @wessmoore7894 5 років тому +1984

    13:55
    Can confirm, that’s how bull riding works.
    Edit: I’m strongly considering making a Bethesda joke as well.

    • @anggungbimo5287
      @anggungbimo5287 5 років тому +39

      I think the bull is glitch....like a bug in a game i guess

    • @Buttmunch457
      @Buttmunch457 5 років тому +10

      Wess Moore did I see the bull rideing one correctly or am I going insane

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 років тому +2

      Stitch Conybear
      Yes.

    • @majintwin1482
      @majintwin1482 5 років тому +14

      The Bull will be fixed in the next update of life

    • @wessmoore7894
      @wessmoore7894 5 років тому +17

      Majintwin Jr
      It’s not a bug, it’s a feature.

  • @tacomuncher3582
    @tacomuncher3582 6 років тому +588

    15:15 damn the mom just pushin away her daughter like that

  • @Squiviathan
    @Squiviathan 6 років тому +620

    1:43 extreme plot twist

  • @patricks_music
    @patricks_music 4 роки тому +179

    14:19 The amount of G force to negative G force he would be experiencing would be astounding

  • @deadaf6098
    @deadaf6098 4 роки тому +1588

    Rudy's wife put up with his rudeness her whole life😂

  • @johnbjerke5759
    @johnbjerke5759 4 роки тому +247

    16:15 when someone falls into the river in Lego city

    • @tqser
      @tqser 4 роки тому +3

      What does the horse eat?

    • @tusk444
      @tusk444 4 роки тому +2

      Hey

    • @aaauuguhu9048
      @aaauuguhu9048 4 роки тому +1

      Hahahaha

    • @heheboi1206
      @heheboi1206 4 роки тому +1

      haha nice one

    • @repreduck
      @repreduck 4 роки тому +2

      To make it better press this 16:16

  • @garfieldfan2005
    @garfieldfan2005 7 років тому +1398

    Still hoping for those compilation compilations.

  • @slapsahoy
    @slapsahoy 4 роки тому +85

    "DAMN RIGHT." Best quote ever

  • @the_odd_raccjr895
    @the_odd_raccjr895 4 роки тому +142

    1:43 They had us at the first half not gonna lie

    • @kingmystery8425
      @kingmystery8425 3 роки тому +1

      Its wholesome at the first half

    • @Sladebomb69
      @Sladebomb69 3 роки тому

      That was better than the alternative

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis Рік тому

      @@Sladebomb69I thought they were gonna kill them

  • @ShugoCharaXion
    @ShugoCharaXion 6 років тому +498

    15:18 how i feel after a laggy game

    • @stillagustusgloop
      @stillagustusgloop 6 років тому +8

      I know right XD 😂🤣😂🙃😂🤣😁😁🤣☠️

    • @kalebbruwer
      @kalebbruwer 5 років тому +4

      This man knows. He knows the pain that no man should ever feel.

    • @Rose-lb5xc
      @Rose-lb5xc 5 років тому +2

      Ikr!!!

  • @bradritter1244
    @bradritter1244 4 роки тому +854

    The milk machine one is just wrong

    • @Skuzzley
      @Skuzzley 4 роки тому +24

      Yes.

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 роки тому +2

      Please help idk what happened

    • @manthespoon
      @manthespoon 4 роки тому +7

      Nvm i just finished it wtf

    • @888fuxfate2
      @888fuxfate2 4 роки тому +2

      Ya

    • @slenderplayz1137
      @slenderplayz1137 4 роки тому +1

      What happened? I didn't know! But I'm pretty sure I don't want to know

  • @Manslayer1902
    @Manslayer1902 3 роки тому +21

    "Haha his legs dont work no more" always gonna be my favorite line

  • @lucidcloaks1592
    @lucidcloaks1592 5 років тому +472

    17:51 THAT GUY LIVED WHILE RUDY GREW UP AND DIED AND HIS GRANDSON IS ABOUT 18 AND THAT TEACHER IS STILL ALIVE!!!
    Edit: this got a lot of likes bruh, wtf😳😂

  • @wolfqueen2996
    @wolfqueen2996 7 років тому +205

    the cows face made me laugh!!!😂😂😂😂

  • @rekcufrehtoM-olleH
    @rekcufrehtoM-olleH 5 років тому +566

    15:36
    Just a regular order list:
    Brunettes $3
    Red Heads $3
    Cookies $3
    Butts $4

  • @hilariouskiyu6105
    @hilariouskiyu6105 4 роки тому +84

    "The same thing people call love is the same thing that causes animals to want to breed" - Rick S.

  • @phillipberk5767
    @phillipberk5767 7 років тому +3262

    Omg why did the Killgore one bother me so much.

    • @Pronzershrecken
      @Pronzershrecken 7 років тому +42

      Is it an reference? :v

    • @oscarbaggs3660
      @oscarbaggs3660 7 років тому +107

      he means mentally disturbed

    • @yosoymolinaa
      @yosoymolinaa 7 років тому +20

      It's an SFM character

    • @vettebros6002
      @vettebros6002 7 років тому +5

      Phillip Berk idk

    • @masterchef1174
      @masterchef1174 7 років тому +108

      i think killgore was what they got when they started playing with 3-D animation and they just decided to make a normal C&H episode around it.

  • @clearskies210
    @clearskies210 4 роки тому +799

    11:23
    not gonna lie but that's a cool story for a horror movie
    guy making people into wooden furniture
    edit: didnt expect this to get so many likes lmao

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 роки тому

      @RPC008 OFFICIAL thanks for being a downer

    • @allaur2
      @allaur2 4 роки тому +6

      now that i think about it, the idea is boring. i cant rlly see how its suppose to be scary

    • @idiotgay
      @idiotgay 4 роки тому +14

      but, the people aren't even the furniture. he could just skip the whole chopping up bodies part and still have the same nice wooden furniture

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 роки тому +5

      @@allaur2 it wouldn't be a good idea but it's a pretty stupid fun horror idea, you know? doesn't have to be good.

    • @clearskies210
      @clearskies210 4 роки тому

      @@idiotgay why dontcha ask the guy why he makes people into furniture hm? maybe you'll get an answer.

  • @suzannewunnenberg3089
    @suzannewunnenberg3089 6 років тому +837

    12:50 that brown cow has seen things

    • @robertoalarcon3050
      @robertoalarcon3050 5 років тому

      suzanne wunnenberg lol

    • @sharon-gm3ih
      @sharon-gm3ih 5 років тому +16

      Do not ruin the 69 likes PLEASE

    • @sctr05
      @sctr05 5 років тому +22

      Whoever ruined the 69 likes is a monster

    • @-wyure-9814
      @-wyure-9814 5 років тому +10

      Bitch-ass toupee-wearin fisheye'd two year college degree earnin no wife n' kids havin', mustsrd stain on shirt kinder garden teachin' ass

    • @brokenlampdoesthings5939
      @brokenlampdoesthings5939 5 років тому +3

      It's seen better days

  • @matthewchristeson6589
    @matthewchristeson6589 3 роки тому +68

    Gym Class is one of my favorites. I love the coach at the end mocking the boy after he mocked the handicapped girl. Moral of the story? Don't ridicule someone for their misfortunes or shortcomings, and rise above your handicaps as best you can. You are capable of so much more than it may seem.

    • @lilgaymarker
      @lilgaymarker 3 роки тому +5

      yousa neva gona walk again

    • @jellymatsuryuka6853
      @jellymatsuryuka6853 2 роки тому

      Didn't they ridicule the boy after? Does that make them all handicapped?

  • @justnoahplayingroblox2396
    @justnoahplayingroblox2396 5 років тому +1619

    How is the teacher not already dead but Rudy died
    I AM CONFUSION

    • @chrisruiz2883
      @chrisruiz2883 5 років тому +27

      Yes the teacher is older than Rudy

    • @mckaleighwatson3942
      @mckaleighwatson3942 5 років тому +88

      My teacher has out lived three classes of graduates. He brings us cookies.

    • @businessmail4929
      @businessmail4929 5 років тому +13

      Hello Mr Confusion

    • @chrisflake3904
      @chrisflake3904 5 років тому +23

      Hello CONFUSION
      Im Dad
      Sorry just had to do those shitty dad jokes

    • @antoniss1994
      @antoniss1994 5 років тому +8

      Rudy was 70 and the teacher 90

  • @sticks5671
    @sticks5671 6 років тому +773

    Damn that bulls a hacker

  • @_onyx_hunt2994
    @_onyx_hunt2994 6 років тому +257

    Rudy went out like a BOSS!

  • @solsomnium7186
    @solsomnium7186 Рік тому +15

    when you need to turn your failed 3d animation test into a video 13:36

  • @dillfizz5487
    @dillfizz5487 5 років тому +387

    18:20 did anybody notice the credits at the end, besides me?

    • @bismillahrestraunt
      @bismillahrestraunt 5 років тому +3

      Ye

    • @alaskagyal
      @alaskagyal 5 років тому +28

      comment making me notice things i didn't notice ass

    • @L8ackrose
      @L8ackrose 5 років тому +6

      Did you noticed the year he died. 18:00

    • @andrewo94
      @andrewo94 5 років тому +1

      XD that is awsome

    • @羊义
      @羊义 5 років тому

      What?

  • @sarahbirman8495
    @sarahbirman8495 7 років тому +73

    14:51 hey the Wilhem scream. Also I must say Killgore the Bull was the funniest damn thing

  • @Sejikan
    @Sejikan 5 років тому +438

    Ha ha! his legs don't work no more!

  • @sv5334
    @sv5334 4 роки тому +74

    "With everything going on out there, its a dangerous world out there"
    five seconds later throw kids out into the dangerous world

  • @sukinnhyskx29
    @sukinnhyskx29 6 років тому +152

    8:49 the magic pole just apeeard

    • @centevanbael292
      @centevanbael292 6 років тому +5

      Nah it appeared because it was zooming out

    • @sukinnhyskx29
      @sukinnhyskx29 6 років тому +1

      @@centevanbael292 100% magic

    • @cringeutopia6273
      @cringeutopia6273 5 років тому +2

      No it was Suzy using 9% of her power to make it form.

    • @c4clan954
      @c4clan954 5 років тому

      *apeærd

  • @limitedlunar3954
    @limitedlunar3954 5 років тому +283

    That backround danger sound effect reminds me of McDonald in the morning.
    2:25

  • @micindelta7445
    @micindelta7445 7 років тому +2381

    the "bull" one is the nightmare of animator

  • @renzyydelacruzz6752
    @renzyydelacruzz6752 4 роки тому +11

    14:07 is where it made me laugh in tears...

  • @doctordomino5073
    @doctordomino5073 4 роки тому +77

    9:45
    School bully when 1st grader scrapes their knee on the sidewalk:

  • @TheGoldenSwitch
    @TheGoldenSwitch 5 років тому +163

    0:13 Nice Book You Got There...

    • @mewexum7554
      @mewexum7554 5 років тому +1

      Stephen Queens, the book

  • @marioencuentraivaldi9727
    @marioencuentraivaldi9727 6 років тому +246

    14:15 Ubisoft Bull

  • @stovolbelinche3178
    @stovolbelinche3178 3 роки тому +6

    the second cows face is flawless and priceless work

  • @montablanc1
    @montablanc1 6 років тому +311

    Oh God, now I need an entire crate of Rudy Oranges

  • @luvliijenni3062
    @luvliijenni3062 5 років тому +111

    1:50 the dog reaction had me rolling on the floor

    • @sandmankun5813
      @sandmankun5813 5 років тому +1

      No use 1:45 you can edit it

    • @TygerHillis
      @TygerHillis Рік тому

      @@sandmankun5813that doesn’t show the dog.

  • @pleskaczstenly
    @pleskaczstenly 5 років тому +393

    7:45 Bottom left corner, there is buttshark.

  • @janinetaylor3397
    @janinetaylor3397 4 роки тому +29

    THIS ISN'T EVEN MY HOUSE
    Im dying with laughter

  • @bungerburger5771
    @bungerburger5771 7 років тому +216

    Turtles are neat so is this channel

    • @juanTURTLEking
      @juanTURTLEking 7 років тому +6

      I respect you

    • @lou-zg4ru
      @lou-zg4ru 7 років тому

      Gavin the Turtle i like turtles

    • @noname-sg6qx
      @noname-sg6qx 7 років тому

      не съм ДЖОН СИНА А СЪМ ПИЧ austin hawk talon

    • @allsopp44ify
      @allsopp44ify 7 років тому +3

      Gavin the Turtle I like turtles

    • @cosminBig1
      @cosminBig1 7 років тому

      my brother

  • @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr
    @ThatGurlXD-ti6zr 4 роки тому +141

    Rudy still has 9 years to live. Live on my guy.

  • @lightningshox
    @lightningshox 5 років тому +248

    The Killgore short was the only one that actually made me laugh.
    There’s nothing funnier that a spazmatic, glitchy bull cause utter hell

    • @DW-vl2wi
      @DW-vl2wi 5 років тому +3

      That's nice bud. Stop sharing your opinion now please.

    • @pamelawaid7261
      @pamelawaid7261 5 років тому +11

      dude same i was dying at the shitty 3d animation

    • @hazelsong401
      @hazelsong401 5 років тому +11

      *UDDER hell

    • @lightningshox
      @lightningshox 5 років тому

      🤣

    • @geebarnes930
      @geebarnes930 4 роки тому +8

      D W who are you to do that? If he wants to share his opinion let him.

  • @darkizuku7591
    @darkizuku7591 4 роки тому +19

    Ngl, the Gym class one is legitimately inspiring and fun.

  • @andieplayzhai4918
    @andieplayzhai4918 4 роки тому +43

    That Killgore bull is the animation your teacher chose in UA-cam.

  • @Vxllain
    @Vxllain 4 роки тому +729

    Who else agrees that Killgore was a bit interesting?

    • @pakkunen8491
      @pakkunen8491 4 роки тому +9

      Yes.

    • @user-dg2me3kz5q
      @user-dg2me3kz5q 4 роки тому +43

      Scary and funny
      But mostly scary when watching this at night

    • @amygrater7886
      @amygrater7886 4 роки тому +29

      Its fucking funny dude the cows legs are glitching how is that not funny to you guys

    • @user-dg2me3kz5q
      @user-dg2me3kz5q 4 роки тому +11

      Amy Grater watch it in a dark room before
      going to bed

    • @jamesjenkins5914
      @jamesjenkins5914 4 роки тому +28

      a cow from ubisoft

  • @GreenEyedPsycho
    @GreenEyedPsycho 5 років тому +44

    14:50 rip rodeo clown he was a hero among us all

  • @ghost100yt3
    @ghost100yt3 4 роки тому +7

    Who else is addicted to these now?

  • @ricelad8664
    @ricelad8664 6 років тому +2612

    That’s what u get for making fun of people in wheelchairs

    • @ARC--ij5oz
      @ARC--ij5oz 6 років тому +15

      Rebelempire Rules296 that one wasn’t even funny

    • @lindabailey2701
      @lindabailey2701 6 років тому +10

      im in a wheel chair

    • @lookatmyprofilepic1999
      @lookatmyprofilepic1999 6 років тому +4

      Rebelempire Rules296 Sadly, That will never happen, the one when she needed to climb the rock wall

    • @smokeymadethis
      @smokeymadethis 6 років тому +3

      @@lindabailey2701 hahahaha lol

    • @kingofdragons1143
      @kingofdragons1143 6 років тому +12

      It was really inspiring tho

  • @puglord5900
    @puglord5900 5 років тому +302

    That hole needs some...
    FLEX TAPE

    • @plxsh404
      @plxsh404 5 років тому +1

      I sAw ThIs BoAt In HaLf!

    • @darbymamula9488
      @darbymamula9488 5 років тому

      Who needs flex seal when u have flex mini u should buy them plus their freaking adorable buy flex mini

    • @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven
      @PrimarisBlackTemplaDraven 5 років тому

      That's a lot of Damage

  • @NSHM122
    @NSHM122 5 років тому +192

    15:17
    Dr: Mam, *MAM PLEASE NO!!*
    Mom: *Opens curtains*
    Dad: *Acts Like Molten Boss In Tower Defense Simulator*

    • @choesetrivel617
      @choesetrivel617 5 років тому +4

      Alternate: acts like any NPC from fallout 76

  • @apolishscot3377
    @apolishscot3377 4 роки тому +34

    15:19 My laptop when I try playing CSGO:

  • @dawndishsoapofficial3330
    @dawndishsoapofficial3330 7 років тому +126

    That farmer one holy cow

  • @kittycawn_
    @kittycawn_ 5 років тому +192

    *looks everywhere but mouth*
    "Oh, I had a tickle in my throat."

  • @Sharon-uj9pd
    @Sharon-uj9pd 4 роки тому +772

    Dark humor is like clean water, not everyone gets it
    edit: ty guys for the likes!

  • @Ricedumping
    @Ricedumping 3 роки тому +8

    I like how nobody is talking about "hey sweetie do you think we're ready for a dog" or "lets take this up stairs"

  • @mckaleighwatson3942
    @mckaleighwatson3942 5 років тому +64

    "This isn't even my house!"
    Best part

  • @bnu2985
    @bnu2985 4 роки тому +322

    Explosm: what’s a good new character, we have run outta ideas
    Also explosm: let’s make a dude say a$$ every other word, in ever of his sentences

    • @goodbroadcast9633
      @goodbroadcast9633 4 роки тому +13

      but thats what the normal black people sound like

    • @bnu2985
      @bnu2985 4 роки тому +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 uhm, alr then...

    • @rebeccabassett6638
      @rebeccabassett6638 4 роки тому +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 bro XD

    • @TheUltima_Werewolf
      @TheUltima_Werewolf 4 роки тому +1

      @@goodbroadcast9633 wait a second

    • @Stinkybutt44
      @Stinkybutt44 3 роки тому +1

      That's "Just Us Friends" leader John Battman to you.

  • @Bendytube72
    @Bendytube72 4 роки тому +85

    They synced killgor with the cowboy perfectly. and also that was my favorite short in this compilation.

  • @DestBestPest
    @DestBestPest 4 роки тому +9

    16:32 this one is actually very very very wholesome

  • @faygosf5763
    @faygosf5763 5 років тому +220

    18:30 who eats a orange with the peel still on!?!?!

    • @Match25
      @Match25 5 років тому +2

      I do

    • @Born2Losenot2win
      @Born2Losenot2win 5 років тому +6

      They use it for marmalade and cooking sea food but I don’t think you wanna try eating it raw, it tastes bitter but it’s edible however don’t just eat a fruit you just picked with it’s skin cus oh boy, the pesticide poison that they use on those things will give you a heavy deal of... well... food poisoning? 🤷‍♂️

    • @ng6635
      @ng6635 5 років тому +3

      Orange skin eatin a$$

    • @jdubc2927
      @jdubc2927 5 років тому +1

      Team four star?

    • @lukasyt9604
      @lukasyt9604 4 роки тому

      Acctualy it is possible but yeah...

  • @LordusTopHattus5392
    @LordusTopHattus5392 5 років тому +193

    I thought that one about should we have kids was gonna be normal but I don’t know what I was expecting 😂

  • @kaklikful
    @kaklikful 7 років тому +31

    Killgore and Rudy are my favorite ones ^^

  • @RJringo
    @RJringo 2 роки тому +1

    This is the best compilation of C&H

  • @micasmakeupturtorials9679
    @micasmakeupturtorials9679 6 років тому +38

    The last one Rudy had me crying 😂😂😂

    • @trickzclipz5910
      @trickzclipz5910 6 років тому +3

      Disrespectful hatin ass

    • @Touremsol9925
      @Touremsol9925 6 років тому

      Every other one had me crying, Rudy wasn't as funny

  • @jeremiahjoseph3483
    @jeremiahjoseph3483 7 років тому +277

    The girl in the gym class is so cool

    • @rendemption7112
      @rendemption7112 6 років тому +3

      No she isn’t, she’s had practice and she has a lot of knowledge

    • @mayabullick5474
      @mayabullick5474 6 років тому +7

      Cedrickswagger still cool

    • @thiccramen5796
      @thiccramen5796 6 років тому

      Jeremiah Joseph I know.

    • @WilliamAbelXIII
      @WilliamAbelXIII 6 років тому

      Suzie would later go on to give birth to Twisted Metal's Axel.

    • @gabzins1446
      @gabzins1446 6 років тому

      @@rendemption7112 she's not a trap person

  • @nezukokamado6749
    @nezukokamado6749 5 років тому +49

    5:59 “leme get a look in those ears “
    HE DOESNT HAVE EARS

  • @CounselorJerryH
    @CounselorJerryH 4 роки тому +8

    Killgore the bull is my favorite 🤣😂
    That me right there at 15:08

  • @JoeBro915
    @JoeBro915 7 років тому +442

    So Rudy was 79 when he died. His teacher must have been in his 90's

    • @ATNova
      @ATNova 7 років тому +29

      JoeBro915 like 110 actually.

    • @hotpeiceoftoast6377
      @hotpeiceoftoast6377 7 років тому +29

      well he graduated college and taught Rudy in kindergarten so by then he might've been mid 40s so maybe 130?

    • @ATNova
      @ATNova 7 років тому +1

      DEOS KING no, I think he was s not less then 51 when he taught Rudi

    • @marxus2829
      @marxus2829 7 років тому

      JoeBro915 Nerd

    • @pvt_wheel31wheeler13
      @pvt_wheel31wheeler13 7 років тому +2

      How the hell does Rudy know to swear at a very young age

  • @sitell245
    @sitell245 5 років тому +104

    When they said "moo moo moo", i felt that.

    • @bradysmith3863
      @bradysmith3863 4 роки тому

      @Jaiden animations channel you get to see her anime

    • @Toni29360
      @Toni29360 4 роки тому

      @@bradysmith3863 and who asked?

  • @spiritos204
    @spiritos204 6 років тому +231

    7:44 butt shark

  • @universalsinewave7559
    @universalsinewave7559 3 роки тому +8

    11:29 - He looks like one of those crazy anime doctors.

    • @ab-3983
      @ab-3983 Рік тому

      Honestly, it could genuinely be a plot for a Junji Ito manga.

  • @jesuscrust6043
    @jesuscrust6043 7 років тому +213

    Error 404:
    exe.Killgore has stopped working

    • @amonguslover4124
      @amonguslover4124 7 років тому +7

      bleach idiot eror 404 is missing file s

    • @smitty2085
      @smitty2085 7 років тому +5

      Lunar bat idiot it's a joke

    • @amonguslover4124
      @amonguslover4124 7 років тому +2

      Evan Mapson you think that I don t know it

    • @masterchef1174
      @masterchef1174 7 років тому +3

      bleach how many people have your username?

    • @imyourbean9647
      @imyourbean9647 7 років тому +2

      MasterChef117 10 billion

  • @slik7145
    @slik7145 6 років тому +141

    17:28 got me wheezing

  • @JessicaMartinez-ft6zb
    @JessicaMartinez-ft6zb 7 років тому +38

    the farmer one is the funniest

  • @ekkagames824
    @ekkagames824 3 роки тому +7

    This show never runs out of time!!
    No matter what year u watch this, its funny as hell 🤣🤣

  • @thatcalebguynz1150
    @thatcalebguynz1150 4 роки тому +481

    I really wanted to say, “ when Rudy said” then copy every single word he said then say, I felt that. But I couldn’t be bothered to type it all. So just like this comment cause u know what it would have been. And it’s funny...

    • @ConnerPlays360
      @ConnerPlays360 4 роки тому +93

      When Rudy said "Ayy teach get the molasses outta your ass and bring me that juice will ya you one mile an hour walking no running ass feet dragging turtle son of a bitch, the hell I can't you bitch ass toupee wearing fish eye'd two year college degree earning no wife or kids having mustard stain on his shirt kindergarten teaching ass, diploma handing dress wearing funny hat ass, first generation of your family to graduate college ass, love at first site ass three sugars two creams in her coffee, first date having a romantically compatible ass independent women big titty, make me the happiest man in the world ass, love of my life ass till death do us part I do vow and ring wearing, tiny embroitic ass no finger print having third trimester son of a, beautiful ass umbilical cord cutting little dick having, bitch ass no baseball catching, ??? straight A's making me proud ass, cats in the cradle ass, first grandchild ass life begins life ass diaper full of shit stinking, touching ass surrounded by loved ones ass wouldn't change a goddamn thing making me cry ass motherfucking ready for death ass me sheeiiiiitttt.......... Disrespectful orange picking ass grave defiling".... I felt that. there you go you lazy ass motherfucking NZ ass motherfucker ;) haha

    • @thatcalebguynz1150
      @thatcalebguynz1150 4 роки тому +11

      Conner360 HAHA LEGEND

    • @thatcalebguynz1150
      @thatcalebguynz1150 4 роки тому +6

      Conner360 I subscribed to you lmao

    • @MDA3
      @MDA3 4 роки тому +4

      Do you are have stupid

    • @aclove1496
      @aclove1496 4 роки тому +1

      ThatCalebGuyNZ #1 100th like

  • @wendygilliam3935
    @wendygilliam3935 6 років тому +115

    13:54 greatest anime battle ever!

  • @taylorwigner6433
    @taylorwigner6433 4 роки тому +140

    Rose are red
    I didn’t shut my door
    You are never safe
    From Killgore

  • @zikomiko9346
    @zikomiko9346 4 роки тому +10

    I just always love their facial expressions....

  • @sirtophamhattgaming8683
    @sirtophamhattgaming8683 7 років тому +225

    The first one OMG lol

  • @okaylorimae7767
    @okaylorimae7767 7 років тому +782

    WHY DO YOU ALWAYS POST AT 1 AM ?? I GUESS YOU DON'T WANT ME TO SLEEP
    edit - whoaa some people are triggered because they think i'm mad at them ??? lmao no, it's just a joke, chill. and yes i know about different time zones i'm just trying to make a joke jheez

  • @edward3591
    @edward3591 7 років тому +804

    All of these have such fucked up but funny humor 😂

  • @ouzounicus6126
    @ouzounicus6126 4 роки тому +17

    3:06 "I'll bring help! Gah."